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Speaker 1: You know those whale sounds people fall asleep too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what if that recording was a whale boyfriend breaking up

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Speaker 1: with his whale girlfriend telling her he cheated on her

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Speaker 1: with his hot whale sister. Oh my, that's what you

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Speaker 2: I'm worried about that.

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Speaker 1: Y Okay, that's why maybe it's safer to fall asleep

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Speaker 1: to this segment what's on your mind? You can at

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Speaker 1: least understand the depressing things that we're saying, starting with

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Speaker 1: the Brook now in human Brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys.

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Speaker 2: I wait to the concert of My Dreams over the.

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Speaker 4: Weekend and Las Vegas, Missy Elliott with my two og BFFs,

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Speaker 4: like it was amazing, and it was almost ruined twice.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, cow, you don't even know. So we go

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Speaker 2: in concert starts on time. We've got floor seats. We

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Speaker 2: are so close, like I could see the pores on

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Speaker 2: Bust Rhymes face.

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Speaker 1: People at the concert that you could get front row.

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Speaker 2: It was cracked, okay, And about an hour into the show,

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Speaker 2: Bust Rhymes is on stage and the two people who

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Speaker 2: have the seats right in front of us finally show up.

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Speaker 2: It is a six foot five man and his buddy

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Speaker 2: who is literally a mountain five foot four.

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Speaker 4: My best friend is five foot like, we are literally

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Speaker 2: Butts because that's how tall they are.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the reason you want to go. Why you

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Speaker 1: were staring at their but.

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Speaker 2: I am freaking out And they were so nice. They

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Speaker 2: finally turned around and said, oh my god, you guys

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Speaker 2: can't see, and they they switched seats with us. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: their heads.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 2: So then so then it finally happens. The lights go down. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Missy Elliott is literally being beamed from a UFO and

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Speaker 2: my phone blows up. Text call, text Paul from my

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Speaker 2: mother in law, who's.

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Speaker 4: Babysity my children the worst time, that there's a leak

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Speaker 2: And I just texted her, I don't care if the

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Speaker 2: house and.

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Speaker 1: I am watching Missy Elliott right.

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Speaker 2: There, I said, put a bucket under it.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about it in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a water leak. Okay, so we may have

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Speaker 2: to replace my daughter's entire ceiling in her bedroom.

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Speaker 3: But no worth it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Well, I have told many people on this show that

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Speaker 3: my dream and I know it's gonna happen, is to

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Speaker 3: hit the lottery someday. Every week I play, I buy

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Speaker 3: scratch tickets and a couple lotto tickets and then I

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Speaker 3: it and it's like not a winner. I'm sorry, you

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Speaker 3: know whatever. But the other day, what happened. It's sad.

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Speaker 3: Please see attended. Any lottery player out there, nose that

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Speaker 3: is what you want to see. That means you want

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Speaker 2: Is your heart just racing?

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Speaker 3: So my heart drops, and I try to stay calm

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Speaker 2: You don't want to get robbed, no.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just thinking, like what am I gonna do

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna cry.

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Speaker 2: Do I film myself or you know that's kind of tax.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I'm I'm there, I'm waiting and I'm nervous. And

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Speaker 4: Do that.

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Speaker 3: I'd be excited for you.

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Speaker 1: Well, you can still do that to me if you want,

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Speaker 1: I'll take it off your mind.

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay, you're supposed to have like a

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Speaker 2: really go to the doctors. I'm pretty healthy. So I

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Speaker 4: Yes, okay, that's true, to have a regular doctor, yeah,

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Speaker 4: for when I do get old and need a doctor.

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Speaker 2: Then I'm in there and they're like, all right, it

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Speaker 2: looks like you've never had blood work done in your life.

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Speaker 2: You should get some done. And so I start sweating

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Speaker 4: I don't know what happens.

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Speaker 2: I got to change into a gown to get my

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Speaker 2: blood drunk. I start panicking more because I'm like, why

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That was scared because and they're like, okay, we just

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't write my name, you like, I can't spell

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Speaker 2: my name.

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Speaker 1: I'm like shaky so much okay, And then the doctor

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Speaker 1: going to pass out.

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Speaker 2: We can't take your blood now.

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Speaker 1: Oh you hadn't even gotten your blood taken yet.

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Speaker 2: They were still walking into the room, sorry, spiraling out

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Speaker 2: of control where I was suddy at my hospital yahd

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Speaker 2: and I got sent home.

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Speaker 3: You almost said something adult, but you actually can get Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Maybe when I'm in my thirties, or we can take

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Speaker 1: some blood here in studio and just mail it.

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Speaker 2: To all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love these Driving.

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Speaker 1: Driving home from work the other day and as I'm

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Speaker 1: going through this neighborhood, I see on the side of

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Speaker 1: the road these kids with a lemonade stamp.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you always got to get well.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, kids still do this.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't see this anymore.

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Speaker 2: They're all over my neighborhood. I always try to take

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Speaker 2: my money.

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Speaker 1: Now, keep in mind, I have no intention of actually

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Speaker 1: buying any of their homemade sugar juice. I don't need that,

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Speaker 1: but I do want to get close enough to see

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Speaker 1: because I'm wondering, like, with inflation, how much are they

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Speaker 1: I'm getting really close, though, I notice it's three little girls,

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Speaker 1: and I'm worried that I might come across as some

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Speaker 1: sort of like creeper slowing his car down right in

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Speaker 1: looks even worse, so panic again, and I slam on

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Speaker 1: the brakes for my car. I realize that looks bad.

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Speaker 1: Eventually I just get out of there.

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Speaker 2: Is it just impossible for you to just be cool?

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Speaker 4: You know, like it is trying to come off.

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Speaker 2: Stop like overthinking everything. Guys.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a bunch of ring cams now that

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Speaker 1: caught all of this. Me slowing down in front that's

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Speaker 1: feeding up and breaking and they're are probably on the

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Speaker 1: lookout for my vehicle, so I can't take that route

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Speaker 2: Next time, you just need to give them a dollar

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Speaker 2: for the lemonade. Oh yeah, that looks good.

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Speaker 1: Come up to a bunch of girls and give them

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Speaker 3: That's what they're asking for lemonade.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna get turned on me for some reason. I

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Speaker 1: know that's going to happen.

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Speaker 3: Jeff would show up with ten dollars and just do

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Speaker 3: ones and make it rain and be like what.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to support them. Text in seven

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Speaker 1: eighty five nine two and tell us what's been on

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Speaker 1: your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.