Speaker 1: How you been, Blair, I've been well.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I have no way to know really, but yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: check in with your body really quick. Let's check in
Speaker 1: with our bodies. Let's see where we're at miles you
Speaker 1: know me?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, I mean I know a planet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta go.
Speaker 2: Next down is how do you really feel?
Speaker 1: Let's bring our consciousness below our necks. Now, let's really
Speaker 1: breathing that light into our chests and let's just exhale
Speaker 1: all that negativity, all that stress come out with this breath.
Speaker 1: Let's get it for seven seconds drained down through the
Speaker 1: bottom of your feet, through the floor, Blair, what's the
Speaker 1: calming breath? Like? Seven? Like the number the number of
Speaker 1: seconds in versus out. Isn't that like, yeah, you're talking
Speaker 1: box breathing.
Speaker 2: What is it like four six six or six six '
Speaker 2: six or some shit like that?
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, dude, Hello the Internet, and welcome to
Speaker 3: Season three forty three, Episode three of.
Speaker 1: Dar Daily, Hi Guyac production.
Speaker 4: Of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 3: We were practicing some box breathing and I forgot to
Speaker 3: inhale before I started this one box breathing. This is
Speaker 3: a podcast where we take a deep dive into America
Speaker 3: Shared consciousness.
Speaker 1: What statement? Yeah, what it is hasn't changed the game? Okay, weird.
Speaker 3: It's Thursday, June twentieth, twenty twenty four. Happy birthday to
Speaker 3: my friends Chris and Jose. This is the time of
Speaker 3: year when my wife and a bunch of my best
Speaker 3: friends were all born right around each other. It's the
Speaker 3: time of the year that makes me believe in Uh
Speaker 3: is it astrology?
Speaker 1: Is that the yeah? Actually believe him? But yeah, and
Speaker 1: true love true Could you see yourself being spending your
Speaker 1: life with those friends? It's like as like life partners.
Speaker 1: Do you think, yeah, like in another dimension? Does that work? Oh? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I like that as the wrong.
Speaker 3: Very unduly married to both of those friends, by the way,
Speaker 3: just a nightmarish marriage, but love both of them.
Speaker 1: Chris and Ship. Well, it is a juneteenth plus one,
Speaker 1: so shout out to everybody yesterday that got time off.
Speaker 1: But also June twentieth is National Hike with a geek day.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck that means. It's national
Speaker 1: I don't even want to look up with that. Queen Aman,
Speaker 1: that's that's like a pastry k o U I g
Speaker 1: n A and Queen Queen Queen National ice Cream Soda Day,
Speaker 1: I know, my bad, National and Milkshake Day. Yeah, throw
Speaker 1: that in a fascist face. Today National American Eagle Day,
Speaker 1: fucking hell Man National Seashell Day.
Speaker 3: Oh of course it because it's also the first fucking
Speaker 3: day of summer.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Hey look at that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a throw those pants away or cut them, cut
Speaker 3: them into shorts.
Speaker 1: And un zip your cargo pants that turn into shorts
Speaker 1: like I have. Tick the bottom legs leaves off. Do
Speaker 1: you really have some of those? Hell? Yeah, I do,
Speaker 1: brom my dad, Hell yeah, all right. They're syre like
Speaker 1: baggy you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, I believe you.
Speaker 1: Oh you got them right there? Huh?
Speaker 3: And what do you do when you take the legs
Speaker 3: leaves off? Do you repurpose those for?
Speaker 1: Oh? The legs leaves I like to do upside down
Speaker 1: because there's a lastick at the hem. And then I
Speaker 1: cuffed that right below my knee, so it looks like
Speaker 1: I'm wearing like bell like big boots, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Like, but you don't wear the top part
Speaker 1: of the pants. Oh verst the sleeve. And I came
Speaker 1: them down for extra swag. They look like long stalking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that sounds like extra extra swag. Anyways, my
Speaker 3: name's Jack O'Brien. Yeah, I want to mouse in the morning,
Speaker 3: a rat in the evening, thick like me. I want
Speaker 3: a busty beaver that can sad its five me.
Speaker 1: Just for me.
Speaker 3: If you are a rodent man, because I'm a rodent girl,
Speaker 3: I got a cheesy secret. Everybody saying, because I'm a
Speaker 3: fucking rodent. That's a thing that is courtesy of Cleo
Speaker 3: Universe one to the two, to the two to the three,
Speaker 3: girl Bugs Bunny, would you like to get freaky with me?
Speaker 3: Because girl Bugs Bunny also a rodent? Yeah wait really
Speaker 3: wait bunnies are rodents.
Speaker 1: Bunnies are rodents. Yeah, oh, I guess anything. That's just
Speaker 1: kind of like mobbing around a city as a rodent.
Speaker 1: Because I remember, like in Minneapolis there were so many
Speaker 1: bunnies and I was like look, and everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Minneapolis, dude, They're fucking bunnies everywhere. When I look,
Speaker 1: a bunny, rodent are rabbits rodents under rodentia It is good.
Speaker 5: Oh god, it.
Speaker 1: Was really close to being yelled at by rodent twitter.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Anyways, courtesy a Cleo universe. In reference to the rodent Man,
Speaker 3: the new trend in Hotness in reference.
Speaker 1: To Jacket says they do not include Rodentia does not
Speaker 1: include rabbits what because they have an extra pair of
Speaker 1: incisors and other skeletal features. I'm really sorry to break
Speaker 1: the Yeah, sorry, sorry, all right, well I quit? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well I should Yeah, you can take it
Speaker 1: from here. All right, well, uh where was I?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: John, I'm through to be joined as always by my
Speaker 3: co host mister Miles.
Speaker 6: Gray as well as Gray Ay, don't go drink and
Speaker 6: freedom to oh stick to Kirkland Brando arrow head that
Speaker 6: you used to not sure?
Speaker 1: Why does Sonny taste so bad? Just don't try it
Speaker 1: at all. Lu Kang's the one that killed so of zero.
Speaker 1: Listen toe Man shout out pe Nutty Brown on the
Speaker 1: discord combining the freedom follow story. And then also I
Speaker 1: fucked up my Mortal Kombat movie reference where I said
Speaker 1: Johnny Cage killed Sub zero with the bucket of water.
Speaker 1: It was actually Lou Kang. So thank you to Zeitgang
Speaker 1: always keeping me honest with my Mortal Kombat film and
Speaker 1: that's important, you know, they keep us honest, and we
Speaker 1: appreciate you guys for it. That's how we facilitate trust here.
Speaker 3: Well, Miles in our third seat, a TDZ Hall of Famer,
Speaker 3: one of the very faces on Mount Zeitmore. A brilliant
Speaker 3: stand up comedian You've seen all over these United States
Speaker 3: on the TV, MTV, Comedy Central, NBC, True TV, Few, Yes,
Speaker 3: all the TV channels.
Speaker 1: Her first hour special Live from the Big Dog is
Speaker 1: hilarious and I must watch. It's Blaire Socking.
Speaker 2: What's of z gag o sh o. God. It is
Speaker 2: so good to be back, you know, seeing you guys.
Speaker 2: I really missed you, and it just feels like it
Speaker 2: just feels like a nice family. Like I'm putting on
Speaker 2: an old shoe, like your favorite old shoe. So comfortable,
Speaker 2: so comfortable, just so joyful. It's just I was like, dang,
Speaker 2: I really missed shack in my house. Just feels great.
Speaker 2: Great to be back and.
Speaker 3: We missed you and it's great to have you back.
Speaker 3: Being compared to an old shoe is cool.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love being compared to an old shoe,
Speaker 1: but the good one. What I aim doing body like.
Speaker 2: The best old shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our skin is leathery like an old shoe.
Speaker 2: No, not like your skin. That would weird if I said.
Speaker 1: Teddyware pretty bare.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I put on my dirty converse. I feel I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I feel great. I feel like myself. I feel good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have like a bad hoodie that I were
Speaker 1: like that I got some old old box or old underwear.
Speaker 1: I got old underwear.
Speaker 2: I could don't bring old underwear into this.
Speaker 1: That's I mean their. I just meant like it's in
Speaker 1: a way where you're like, damn, yeah there, we hate ourselves.
Speaker 3: We can't take a compliment without turning it into a
Speaker 3: metaphor about old, skid marked underwear.
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I'm a I got ship stains down my back. I
Speaker 3: get I smell like four month old piss right Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: The scenes, Yeah yeah, I read you. I read How
Speaker 1: have you been you've been up to?
Speaker 2: What have I been up to? Gosh, I've just been
Speaker 2: mobbing around. I just started my first tour, so I'm
Speaker 2: doing that, which is exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're all over these United States.
Speaker 1: Kansas City coming up?
Speaker 2: Yeah that Kansas City.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 3: Our nation's capital, Washington, d C. Not my nation's capital.
Speaker 3: My nation's capital is Mare a lago, But Kansas City,
Speaker 3: Nations Kansas City.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, our nation's capital, Kansas City.
Speaker 1: It's very clean there, Kansas City's queen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I find it, you know, because we live
Speaker 2: in LA. It's not a very clean looking, and so
Speaker 2: when I go to some of these prairie like buttoned up,
Speaker 2: manicured Midwest cities, it's always shocking to me, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, they're very nice here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, DC also shockingly clean.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they have an actual downtown Kansas City like
Speaker 3: they Yeah, yeah, it's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like old buildings with like old
Speaker 1: tall buildings. I feel like, oh yeah, we're in LA. Yeah,
Speaker 1: anything like that that was made in nineteen the most
Speaker 1: except for LA's just like wowy old. It's also weird too,
Speaker 1: Like there are some legit historical sites in LA, but
Speaker 1: they're like hit, like they're just hidden in a way
Speaker 1: you wouldn't notice. Like across the street from Universal.
Speaker 3: They're all like people's houses. They're like, yeah, that's where
Speaker 3: they recorded pet sounds.
Speaker 2: I like to go to Musso and Frank and I
Speaker 2: feel and I feel like very vintage and cool, like
Speaker 2: I'm going to make some sort of mob business too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that place no for is that like a
Speaker 1: steakhouse or is a steakhouse like a little bit of
Speaker 1: actually really close to our offices?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, And and the waiters are like one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty years old, and they all wear tuxedos, and
Speaker 2: and they serve you like and there's all these things
Speaker 2: on the menu that like, don't it from way back
Speaker 2: when that don't exist anywhere else, like like I don't know, gelatin.
Speaker 1: Or like odd clarified milk punch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like I can't even think of them. But yeah,
Speaker 2: like funny old like dishes that don't we.
Speaker 1: Serve in a line jello mold.
Speaker 2: Yes. And they have excellent martinis and you know your
Speaker 2: boy loves a martini.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah I do. I don't know why I said.
Speaker 1: I've heard that before, but.
Speaker 2: One I can only handle one drink of alcohol and
Speaker 2: I get absolutely smash. I'm like the biggest lightweight.
Speaker 3: There can only be one. Yeah, all right, Blair, Well,
Speaker 3: we're going to get to know you.
Speaker 1: A little bit better in a moment. First, we're going
Speaker 1: to tell the listeners a couple of the things we're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 3: Uh, Joe Biden is triangulating like a madman. He's he's
Speaker 3: doing the one for them, one for you, and he
Speaker 3: did a good one. He did a good miles.
Speaker 1: It seems like I'm for one for them where it
Speaker 1: ended up being net zero. But yes, this is the Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a did one for a positive thing in
Speaker 1: terms of immigration.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, So we're going to talk about that and
Speaker 3: just immigration in general. Turns out it should be the
Speaker 3: easiest argument for Democrats, the left, liberals even to make,
Speaker 3: and they're just not making. They're not even trying. The
Speaker 3: mainstream media. This might be the most baffled I've been
Speaker 3: at the mainstream media and like reading this research in days,
Speaker 3: absolutely in days like shocking. But yeah, the fact that
Speaker 3: they haven't made a better case for immigration is pretty
Speaker 3: surprising to me.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about the guy who got caught cheating and
Speaker 3: is suing Apple.
Speaker 1: For getting on caught.
Speaker 3: Yep, exactly all that plenty more. But first, Blair, we
Speaker 3: do like to ask our guests, what is something from
Speaker 3: your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2: Oh, Nate Robinson jumped over Dwight Howard. I wanted to
Speaker 2: know what year was and in case any of you
Speaker 2: are wondering me, it was two thousand and nine. Is
Speaker 2: for one of my jokes. I was like, did that happen?
Speaker 2: I couldn't remember. Did he I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Did Dwight Howard wear a tiny ass cape in one
Speaker 1: of his Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I was like, yeah, I was wondering about
Speaker 2: it because I had a joke about like small people
Speaker 2: jumping high and I was like, didn't didn't Nate Robinson
Speaker 2: jump over someone? I think it was Doy Howard? And
Speaker 2: then I was like, yeah, wow, I can't believe that happened.
Speaker 1: Crazy man. Can you imagine what a what a dunker?
Speaker 1: How told? Is Nate Robinson five? Is he really five? A?
Speaker 2: He's a little little baby guy.
Speaker 1: Or of the average height, But Spudweb was five seven
Speaker 1: when he won the dunk contest.
Speaker 2: Web also in the joke, everyone like knows how old
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 1: Just from the like to the youth today they think
Speaker 1: that's a potato covered like the spiders really fuck with
Speaker 1: But nopun Web use.
Speaker 3: That potato spiders joking here, that's free material for you, Jack.
Speaker 2: That it is generous of you.
Speaker 1: That was mine. That was my terrible joke. What is
Speaker 1: something that you think is underrated.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, if you must ask, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 2: not enough people are talking about the nineteen ninety four
Speaker 2: film Angels in the Outfield. But Danny Glover and Joseph
Speaker 2: Gordon Levitt, Wow, it's just so good and having Christopher
Speaker 2: Lloyd as the wacky angel, Like I just watched it
Speaker 2: on a plane recently, saw my goddamn eyes out. What
Speaker 2: a heart expanding story of hope and upliftment. And then
Speaker 2: when he also surprised adopts JP like the litteralist, the
Speaker 2: cutest kid that I've ever seen in my life. Couldn't
Speaker 2: believe it. And then also to see like the bit
Speaker 2: parts of the early launching pad careers of Matthew McConaughey,
Speaker 2: Adrian Brody, Tony Danza career.
Speaker 1: No, I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had really small parts and it was like yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was just a delight and incredible. Why have
Speaker 2: we forgotten? Why don't we have more sports movies with
Speaker 2: angels mixed in? Amazing?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Is the story that like did a team plane like
Speaker 3: go down or something? Why are there's so many Angels
Speaker 3: in the outfield for this?
Speaker 2: Okay? This was another shocking thing, because like I've had
Speaker 2: a lifelong attraction to Dermot mulroney, which I've just failed
Speaker 2: to mention. He is the deadbeate dad that causes all
Speaker 2: these issues. And he says to tiny we'll get together,
Speaker 2: right yeah, no, oh yeah, he says, the tiny Little
Speaker 2: Joseph Gordon love of it. The child. He says, like.
Speaker 1: Joseph the child, which is.
Speaker 2: He says, he says, you know, if the angels win,
Speaker 2: then we can be like a family again. What a
Speaker 2: horrible thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, or something is No, he's just like angels way.
Speaker 2: Because the angels were so bad. So he was basically like,
Speaker 2: if the angels win, then I'll be your dad again.
Speaker 2: So then, of course little baby Joseph Ward love it.
Speaker 2: He's praying, praying, praying, like for the angels to win,
Speaker 2: thinking that it's going to come true and he's going
Speaker 2: to get his dad back. So then the angels arrive
Speaker 2: to make them win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they answer little kid prayers if they're like
Speaker 3: sad and pathetic enough.
Speaker 2: But then they got him a different dad. So I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I.
Speaker 3: Don't know why I associated angels with ghosts. Angels aren't
Speaker 3: ghosts right in a.
Speaker 2: Way they are. I don't think you're too far off.
Speaker 2: They're like like incredible beings.
Speaker 3: In City of Angels, was Nicholas Cage an eternal being
Speaker 3: who had never been alive? Or was he like a
Speaker 3: dead guy? Anybody remember we had a real run in
Speaker 3: the nineties of angel movies.
Speaker 1: Huh Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just saw this movie again in the last year.
Speaker 2: Also on a plane, you know, I you know my
Speaker 2: passion the angel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, angels on planes for you that whenever you're on
Speaker 1: a plane, you're like got to get an angel flicking.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like, I'm probably pretty close to them up here.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe I should.
Speaker 1: Way to reading the paper. Just hold me up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good movie. I loved it. I love
Speaker 2: those I gotta I love those movies.
Speaker 1: Michael.
Speaker 3: Then John Travolta movie, which I don't know anything other
Speaker 3: than what if John Travolta was an angel?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I also watched that movie.
Speaker 1: Did you Wow? You really are an freak for the angels.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize how many of these I've watched in
Speaker 2: the last year.
Speaker 1: Did you even see Alita Battle Angel? Now?
Speaker 2: I've never seen that one?
Speaker 1: Is that good? No, it's not.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's and it barely has nothing to just there was
Speaker 1: like a sort of title of the character. Have you
Speaker 1: watched the Bone Thugs and Harmony Crossroads video lately?
Speaker 2: Not lately? I can't say I have, But I can't
Speaker 2: do it after this podcast. That's no problem. I can
Speaker 2: fire it right up.
Speaker 3: There's a there's an Angel with big old wings, big
Speaker 3: old honkers.
Speaker 2: I do have a recollection of that from my childhood.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, Touched by an Angel? Superducer Justin is pointing
Speaker 3: out Touched by an Angel was a big nineties.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I watched the shit out of that on
Speaker 2: Channel four cable as a child. You know, I was
Speaker 2: like maybe if I watched them, they'll come to my room.
Speaker 1: So were you was that like an obsession of yours
Speaker 1: when you're a child. Did you like when you were
Speaker 1: in school? Were you like drawing angels and shit?
Speaker 2: I mean, like, no, it's not just angels, And it
Speaker 2: really hasn't stopped, like it's been consistent as every year
Speaker 2: of my life. But I just have a lot of
Speaker 2: interest in like what could possibly be and like God,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know what God is, but like I
Speaker 2: pray a lot, and like I love the idea of angels,
Speaker 2: like I don't know if it's real or whatever. I
Speaker 2: also love like fantasy shit like witches and magic and
Speaker 2: wizards and things like that, even though I'm a jock
Speaker 2: and very cool and not nerdy at all. So it's confusing.
Speaker 1: Do you think if you were an angel, like in
Speaker 1: a child made like a sports prayer, like it would
Speaker 1: have to be like volleyball based for that way, You're like,
Speaker 1: I got this one. I can handle this one, not
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: Like I don't even feel too large off a tie
Speaker 2: to volleyball, although I love that sport. But no, I'm
Speaker 2: not like volleyball is supreme sport.
Speaker 1: You know I'm saying as an angel, if you're giving
Speaker 1: your expertise, like, hey man, anybody do baseball up here?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: All right? We got another kid who's praying to his
Speaker 1: family reunites if they can win this beach volleyball tournament.
Speaker 1: Anybody they need a defensive specialist?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Miles, you pose an excellent query. As always,
Speaker 2: I think I would have to go with the child
Speaker 2: who you know needed me most, really, But that's just
Speaker 2: sort of the type of heart I have, know.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that you're humble and highway to Heaven any
Speaker 1: Highway to Heaven takers. So that was that was the eighties.
Speaker 3: That was probably before the show wasn't That was a
Speaker 3: show where it was like, what if the guy you
Speaker 3: see hitchhiking on.
Speaker 1: The highway is actually angel? Though?
Speaker 3: And it but and the guy was Michael Landon, who
Speaker 3: was a very handsome.
Speaker 2: Like, oh was that sounds right up my alley? But
Speaker 2: I have to check that out.
Speaker 3: Also, yeah, worth the worth the shot. What's something you
Speaker 3: think is overrated?
Speaker 2: Oh? Well, thank you for Ashian Jack. And look, I
Speaker 2: know I'm risking a lot right now, turning into a
Speaker 2: heel right off the jump. But I have never cowered
Speaker 2: to the masses. I do not conform. And with that
Speaker 2: being said, Doritos are not good. Feel free to spam
Speaker 2: me with your Dorito's outrage. I won't feel it because
Speaker 2: I know the truth so strongly in my heart. And
Speaker 2: also in and out, fries are objectively bad, but I
Speaker 2: do love their burgers, so I continue to eat there
Speaker 2: with regularity.
Speaker 1: Correct, Okay, that's fine. The doritos, though, is it just
Speaker 1: overall every flavor? Is it the chip? Is it the flavoring.
Speaker 1: What are we hating about the Dorito? You know?
Speaker 2: I just like I. I really think that I have
Speaker 2: the finger on the poles for food. I believe that
Speaker 2: with every depth of my bean. I love a cattle chip,
Speaker 2: I love I love cheddar, sour cream ruffles like I like.
Speaker 2: I like Doritos, like their flavors. Just they taste too
Speaker 2: synthetic to me. I don't know, They've just never done
Speaker 2: it for me. I'm not into it. I like a
Speaker 2: sun chip. I like a kettle chip. Kettle chip incredible,
Speaker 2: probably number one Doritos not for meles.
Speaker 1: You got sun Chip.
Speaker 2: I love Pringles. I'm a fucking freak for prinkles. Anytime
Speaker 2: you have a writing deadline, I'll get two canisters and
Speaker 2: I say, this is your tree, bitch, and I'll do
Speaker 2: your work, you know, And I'll put down two. The
Speaker 2: next day, my head will be swollen up like a basketball.
Speaker 2: It'll be war fit and all the sodium.
Speaker 3: That I didn't realize was real until I like hit
Speaker 3: you know a certain age, and then I was like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, my face just is like so puffy after
Speaker 3: a habit Chips.
Speaker 2: The slogan for Pringles is so genius, though, because like,
Speaker 2: gun to my head, I could not be able to
Speaker 2: just have like a third of a can, Like I
Speaker 2: have to eat the whole can, and I do it
Speaker 2: with ease, without even noticing that the whole thing went down.
Speaker 2: It's just so incredible addictive.
Speaker 1: I mean, one, can't you out here being two k
Speaker 1: and Sam at a time.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was vulnerable for me to share.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Last week I came out and said Pringles
Speaker 1: were overrated, and that got a bit of a response
Speaker 1: to from a lot of It's very hurt. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is not a chip man, it's like pressed together potato.
Speaker 2: Oh they're so good. But with that, big said, I
Speaker 2: welcome the Dourdo's hate. I know there's a lot of Dorito's.
Speaker 2: The people ride hard for Giredos, so yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just the leading tortilla chip brand in America.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I guess you do have your
Speaker 1: finger on the post, because I mean, Tostos doesn't even
Speaker 1: They're not even doing a third of the business Dorito's.
Speaker 2: Miles, you're a little bit misguided on your chip takes.
Speaker 2: But nevertheless, I don't think it's going to affect our
Speaker 2: friendship at all.
Speaker 1: No, it won't. It won't. Yeah, we see, I mean,
Speaker 1: because we're able to see the humanity in each other.
Speaker 1: And I think that's what your friendship is about. Despite
Speaker 1: our terrible taste.
Speaker 3: I do think are objectively evil. I think they are good,
Speaker 3: like I think so. I think they are the pinnacle
Speaker 3: of food science, or like one of the pinnacles of
Speaker 3: food science. And in that I'm unable to stop eating
Speaker 3: Dorito's once I start eating Dorito's. I also think they
Speaker 3: are underrated as a conveyance of so. I think Dorito's
Speaker 3: locos tacos are great, and I think eating salsa with
Speaker 3: nacho cheese Doritos is actually fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: But I'm a I'm a freak like that, as I mentioned,
Speaker 1: m I ak. You know how to really if you
Speaker 1: want to really freak it, you do the like shitty
Speaker 1: cann salsa with cream cheese and then you eat that
Speaker 1: with a and you're eat that with.
Speaker 2: And oh you might be grabbing me there. See that's
Speaker 2: something I could get behind, minus the dorrito plant.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that?
Speaker 2: No, I mean I like to like I feel like
Speaker 2: in la like when I say something like cream cheese,
Speaker 2: any cream cheese added to anything like is just incredible,
Speaker 2: you know, like you can mix it with literally it's
Speaker 2: just amazing, it really is. But I do appreciate that
Speaker 2: you acknowledge the inherent evil of Doritos, and maybe that
Speaker 2: was what I was, what I spiritually sent about.
Speaker 3: You're just sensing that. Yeah, they're basically the successor, the
Speaker 3: spiritual successor to the cigarette industry. They are here to
Speaker 3: kill us, and they're they've done a pretty good job
Speaker 3: for a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Just showed a bag of open Doritos.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's the little snack bags. And guess what I
Speaker 1: can't I can't just have one of those little lunch bags.
Speaker 2: Because they have drugs in him.
Speaker 1: They they are drugs. All right, let's uh, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. Get our bearings. We're gonna do some
Speaker 1: bock breathing. We're just gonna center ourselves. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: our attention all of our being below.
Speaker 7: The neck from the neck down. All right, We're gonna
Speaker 7: just in hell exhale. And when we exhale, we're going
Speaker 7: to all our stress and it's going to run down
Speaker 7: through our body, down through our legs, down through the
Speaker 7: bottom of our feet, through the floorboards.
Speaker 1: Into the earth, into the into down to hell where Sorry,
Speaker 1: was that too much? Down to Hell? Send your stress
Speaker 1: down the hell. Let's take a quick break. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back.
Speaker 4: Bye bye, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We missed you. Bye. Oh hi, Miles? What bye? Fuck
Speaker 1: you said? Bye? I didn't I thought it we were over.
Speaker 1: He just threw me off with the bie Hi.
Speaker 3: Well, let's talk you bye. He didn't speaking of bye
Speaker 3: Joe Biden. That's what you were saying. You were just
Speaker 3: trying to get started on this next story.
Speaker 1: What's he up to this time? Miles been? You know,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's presidency has been a lot, like recently, a
Speaker 1: lot of one for them being the GOP and one
Speaker 1: for you, the the left or Democratic base or people
Speaker 1: who thought the world could be a better place. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Biden hasn't really done much to differentiate himself from Trump,
Speaker 1: you know, when it comes to immigration, Like he left
Speaker 1: a lot of policies in place from Trump's administration and
Speaker 1: even like altered some of them a bit. And then
Speaker 1: he really pissed off his own supporters by appeasing Republicans
Speaker 1: and cracking down on the number of asylum seekers that
Speaker 1: can enter the country. Well, I guess Biden decided that now,
Speaker 1: or at least on Monday, which was the anniversary of
Speaker 1: the DACA program from Obama, is the day he will
Speaker 1: announce a policy that is the biggest push to grant
Speaker 1: amnesty to undocumented immigrants v Obama's DOCA program in twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: So what does it do. It essentially gives a path
Speaker 1: to apply for permanent residents to undocumented people and their
Speaker 1: children that are married to US citizens. So basically anyone
Speaker 1: undocumented spouses step children of US citizens can apply. This
Speaker 1: is around five hundred thousand spouses and about fifty thousand
Speaker 1: of their step children that could be eligible for this
Speaker 1: new program. And these people do have the opportunity to
Speaker 1: apply for permanent residents already by being married to an American,
Speaker 1: But if you've entered the country without proper legal permission
Speaker 1: and stay for over one year, you have to leave
Speaker 1: the US and stay abroad for at least ten years
Speaker 1: before you can actually apply for permanent residents. So again,
Speaker 1: this means that families don't have to be broken up
Speaker 1: despite their immigration status, which is a great thing. And
Speaker 1: to qualify for the program, non citizens must as of
Speaker 1: June seventeenth have been living in the US for at
Speaker 1: least ten years and have been married to a US
Speaker 1: citizen before that date, and the administration they've they estimated
Speaker 1: that the average time that applicants have spent time in
Speaker 1: the US is twenty three years. So this isn't the
Speaker 1: kind of like immigration bill where Republicans can claim that
Speaker 1: like the borders are open, but obviously that will not
Speaker 1: stop them because nothing is about fact and it's just
Speaker 1: about cranking up the xenophobia before the election. So yeah,
Speaker 1: a bit of good news despite the last thing that
Speaker 1: came out of the administration reguarding immigration.
Speaker 3: But this is so they're like addressing for people who
Speaker 3: are married to somebody who aren't actually like allowed, because
Speaker 3: if you get married to an American like that doesn't
Speaker 3: automatically make you a US citizen.
Speaker 1: No I did. Well, you know, you're able to take
Speaker 1: all the time you can apply, but if your legal
Speaker 1: status was not, like if you didn't have the proper
Speaker 1: permission to be in the United States, then that would
Speaker 1: cause people to have to exit the country for ten years.
Speaker 1: Because ten years is.
Speaker 3: So crazy, Like I thought, I thought it was gonna
Speaker 3: be like okay, go back, and then come back and
Speaker 3: you're good. But no, yeah, you're you're good. You just
Speaker 3: need to leave the country for ten years.
Speaker 2: TV shows, like every TV show is like, oh, I
Speaker 2: your murder for a green card.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, but you could do that. If you can't,
Speaker 1: Let's say you had a visa to come in and
Speaker 1: during that time, like you were actually allowed to be
Speaker 1: in the United States and.
Speaker 3: You're legally here in the US. Yeah, that's what is
Speaker 3: exactly the way. Visa that allows you to date like
Speaker 3: mad and hopefully find a spell.
Speaker 1: And then from there you're usually like in a very
Speaker 1: long process to get you know, your green card or
Speaker 1: permanent residence status and things like that. But this will
Speaker 1: allow people to work and do other things, so it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's not as disruptive, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people wouldn't go through to apply for permanent residents because
Speaker 1: they would have to leave for ten years and like,
Speaker 1: well I have fucking kids and shit, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, this is years is so little wits
Speaker 1: small victories and also helps there's also some streamlining of
Speaker 1: the laws for people in the DACA program. But yeah,
Speaker 1: this was a I'm surprised that the front page of
Speaker 1: the Drudge Report did not have them screaming about this
Speaker 1: new sort of program as it relates to immigration from
Speaker 1: the Biden. They had the fucking Boston Celtics championship, and
Speaker 1: it's like, okay.
Speaker 2: Man, I was so excited to come on here the
Speaker 2: day in the NBA finals.
Speaker 3: Of course Boston Celtics get a front page Drudge Report.
Speaker 1: It's a win for US Bruins, you know, because of
Speaker 1: Drew Holiday.
Speaker 3: But god, I don't even know why I hate the
Speaker 3: Celtics at this point, Like I know why, players.
Speaker 1: The team something about it. Maybe it's anti Lakers in Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I mean, that's yeah. We have a we have
Speaker 1: a just we can't handle it here seeing that Dan
Speaker 1: have one more banner than us. So yeah, I'm I've
Speaker 1: already received plenty of dunks on the internet already from
Speaker 1: my yeah, an eighteenth banner, But hey, we accept it
Speaker 1: and we breathe through it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we breathed through it.
Speaker 3: The last time the Celtics won. The last five Celtics
Speaker 3: championships were followed immediately by at least one.
Speaker 1: Following.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a record that will soon be broken.
Speaker 1: Exactly. They're not good, not with this team, not with
Speaker 1: these owns. Probably not with these guys as.
Speaker 2: Sad though, Like I you know, everyone on Twitter was
Speaker 2: like trending saying it was the worst NBAH like championship
Speaker 2: game ever. But there is something. I mean, it's great
Speaker 2: for the winning team, but for the viewer, like a
Speaker 2: blowout is just like not fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and no exactly.
Speaker 3: The ratings are way down. I feel like people generally
Speaker 3: don't like the Celtics. So when the Celtics are doing good,
Speaker 3: when the when things are good for the Celtics, America
Speaker 3: is losing. Seldom's when America loses. Just keep that in mind,
Speaker 3: NBA and the referees. I'm just saying, guys, help on
Speaker 3: the thing with the immigrants. I was just gonna say, like,
Speaker 3: I guess the important thing is the numbers, right, they're
Speaker 3: putting up numbers. Five hundred thousand spouses, fifty thousand of
Speaker 3: their step children could be eligible. That's the thing. I
Speaker 3: just from a political perspective, again, it feels like a
Speaker 3: lot of people are probably like wait, I thought those
Speaker 3: people already had like access to legal immigration. Anyways, I
Speaker 3: do want to just talk about immigration in general because
Speaker 3: there's just all of this evidence that immigration is just
Speaker 3: a win. It's like win win when like wins all
Speaker 3: the way down for America if they would just let
Speaker 3: it happen. And the thing that has been happening is
Speaker 3: that both sides have been in you know, bowing to
Speaker 3: racists and like racist fear. But like if you just
Speaker 3: I don't know why this point isn't being made more consistently,
Speaker 3: Like it seems to help all the things that like
Speaker 3: conservatives claim to care about, like the economy, like that.
Speaker 3: It's it's not just that the US can handle more immigrants.
Speaker 3: We desperately need more immigrants, like the it's the thing
Speaker 3: that drives the US economy. Like anytime the US has
Speaker 3: like an uptick in economic success, it's usually because immigration
Speaker 3: is up. Like the right is always like so scared
Speaker 3: about like population growth and like, well, like people, the
Speaker 3: birth rate's going down, so we're fucked. And it's like, well,
Speaker 3: actually not if you just allow people to immigrate, like.
Speaker 1: We're not fucked because the birth rate is going.
Speaker 3: Down down it poses economic challenges that they really want
Speaker 3: to emphasize and be like where fucked you guys?
Speaker 1: This is no, this is bad news because able.
Speaker 2: To make it better well.
Speaker 1: And also a lot of billionaires are like, we need
Speaker 1: more people, like it's a crisis, like Elon Musk and
Speaker 1: like that's why you just said me, yeahs obsessed. He's like,
Speaker 1: if we had more people born, we could have more
Speaker 1: Mozarts and more Einstein's and things like that. But the
Speaker 1: thing that they failed to like really acknowledge is like,
Speaker 1: you need a level of stability for people to become
Speaker 1: Mozarts or Einstein's and if.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you don't even have enough days in the
Speaker 2: week to go visit all your kids.
Speaker 3: So and by the way, the last generation of billionaires
Speaker 3: they were freaking out because the population was growing too much.
Speaker 3: So like they just they just always want to have
Speaker 3: a thing to freak out about that allows them to
Speaker 3: speculate about getting rid of huge swaths of people or
Speaker 3: everybody fucking them in this case, right, but just putting
Speaker 3: aside the moral responsibility the country has for safely welcoming
Speaker 3: migrants into the country, like the so the nonpartisan Congressional
Speaker 3: Budget Office projected a smaller deficit and national debt than
Speaker 3: last year because of an unprecedented spike, like not unprecedent
Speaker 3: but like just normal, pre pandemic levels of immigration, Like
Speaker 3: it's the thing that is allowing the US economy to
Speaker 3: bounce back is immigration going back to pre pandemic levels.
Speaker 1: But if there's immigrants, my wages go down.
Speaker 3: No, that your wages actually go up, Like that's the other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good for like that's the There's just.
Speaker 3: So many details of this argument that we've been hearing
Speaker 3: for fucking decades that just like aren't true, and like
Speaker 3: the mainstream media has just been allowing, like Fox News
Speaker 3: to say them and not being like, actually, no, it's
Speaker 3: the opposite of that, right, the immigrants boot. So there's
Speaker 3: a study that shows immigrants boost the ECONO by sparking innovation,
Speaker 3: driving up wages, driving up wages like across the board,
Speaker 3: as well as appealing to foreign investors opening long term
Speaker 3: export opportunities. So it's like all the ship that the
Speaker 3: mainstream media loves to talk about, Like you think about
Speaker 3: your country as an investment, it's like all that stuff
Speaker 3: immigration like drives that is like the best thing for that.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: There's this one article that notes that the so called
Speaker 3: immigration surplus boosts the GDP and raises incomes for non immigrants.
Speaker 3: And if you're wondering what left wing rag printed that story,
Speaker 3: it's the goddamn George W. Bush Institute.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that.
Speaker 1: Oh, Blair, you must. I've got some articles I have
Speaker 1: to share with you.
Speaker 2: Yes, please do thank youshops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, how to draw an apple tree.
Speaker 2: Oh, and there's like elderly art galleries and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and good studies on immigration.
Speaker 2: Wow, beautiful, so well rounded.
Speaker 3: He's yeah, a true renaissance man dynamic. He can both
Speaker 3: lead directly to the deaths of all the soldiers and
Speaker 3: do a like c plus job of painting them after
Speaker 3: they died. He's got all the bases covered. The US
Speaker 3: Department of Health and Human Services published a groundbreaking report
Speaker 3: which concluded that refugees and assi les had a positive
Speaker 3: net fiscal impact on the US government over a fifteen
Speaker 3: year period, totally one hundred and twenty three point eight
Speaker 3: billion dollars. Again, like, I think it's weird to like
Speaker 3: quantify people human lives and like the need to do
Speaker 3: the morally correct thing in dollar figures. But it is
Speaker 3: the like the mainstream, like supposedly left leaning media is allowing.
Speaker 3: It is just like leaving all the shit on the
Speaker 3: table that they love talking about or even.
Speaker 1: Like perspective, right, because there's always like this handring about
Speaker 1: like I mean, you know, because many people are sort
Speaker 1: of bought into this idea it's like we're letting too
Speaker 1: many people into the country. But if you actually add
Speaker 1: some context to that, we're like really low on the
Speaker 1: list of developed nations that are actually like the amount
Speaker 1: of people that are entering the United States as immigrants
Speaker 1: is completely different than you know.
Speaker 3: We're between forty and forty one on the legal immigration
Speaker 3: list and like thirty fifth on overall immigration.
Speaker 1: So right, yeah, like behind like in terms of per capita,
Speaker 1: per capita per capita immigration. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it feels like.
Speaker 3: The main issue is that because of racist fear and
Speaker 3: these tropes that like immigration's bad for the economy and
Speaker 3: like bad for just the country in general. Safety safety,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, and by the way, safety, first generation immigrants
Speaker 3: are the least likely people to commit crimes, Like across
Speaker 3: the board, they are, like, this is a thing that's obvious,
Speaker 3: raised repeatedly by the right wing when it comes to immigration.
Speaker 3: Immigrants are far less likely to commit crimes than people
Speaker 3: born here in any demographic just across the board. A
Speaker 3: New Stanford white patriots are even white patriots. Stafford study
Speaker 3: found immigrants are less likely to be incarcerated for a
Speaker 3: crime the native born white Americans. And this has been
Speaker 3: true since the eighties, and by that I mean the
Speaker 3: eighteen eighties. It's just straight up always been true that
Speaker 3: immigrants has come, they do great work, they pay like
Speaker 3: they pay into like social Security. There's like all this
Speaker 3: money coming in. They you know, they pay taxes, they
Speaker 3: don't commit crimes all like just we have massive troves
Speaker 3: of data that say that, like, this is the best
Speaker 3: thing that the US has going for it is that
Speaker 3: people want to come here, and when they do, they
Speaker 3: do great work essentially, and they don't commit crimes. Basically
Speaker 3: the opposite of all the bullshit that it dominates mainstream
Speaker 3: media accounts of immigration. But because of racism and white supremacy,
Speaker 3: they like it becomes a political issue, and then they
Speaker 3: don't fund this, like intake systems, the systems for like
Speaker 3: bringing these people in and safely like integrating them into
Speaker 3: the society. And so now you need to be seeking asylum,
Speaker 3: you need to be like fleeing something terrifying, and then
Speaker 3: they don't fund that, and they don't have the necessary
Speaker 3: infrastructure to help those people in and so you have
Speaker 3: these areas that are just like overwhelmed with people. But
Speaker 3: it's not because there are too many people again, Miles,
Speaker 3: like you said, we are low on the list of
Speaker 3: per capita immigration. It's it's not that we had there
Speaker 3: are too many people for the US to handle. It's
Speaker 3: just the US is hit choosing not to handle the
Speaker 3: people because of racism.
Speaker 1: Well, and also like we're constantly meant to think that
Speaker 1: we're living in this like fucked up zero sum game too,
Speaker 1: where it's like there's just there's nothing. There's just nothing,
Speaker 1: like we can't handle anything. If that happens, then you
Speaker 1: lose something Like That's always how so many things are framed,
Speaker 1: Like when we're trying to progress societally, it's like, well,
Speaker 1: if those people do better, then you're going to lose something.
Speaker 1: It's like always like sort of the default context that
Speaker 1: we're operating in or how these things are presented. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like you say, all these charts make it look like
Speaker 1: line go up, right.
Speaker 3: All the charts, all those charts that y'all seem to
Speaker 3: love is line go up and does not seem to
Speaker 3: matter in this case. You seem to be very selective
Speaker 3: of when you care about line go up. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: it really I feel like a lot of it is
Speaker 3: just like yeah, I think their music's weird.
Speaker 1: Man, Like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't like their music, you know, like the shit
Speaker 3: that the same fear that like old people have of
Speaker 3: young people. I feel like it's just that it's like
Speaker 3: they're different, and so I don't I don't want it
Speaker 3: in my country, Like I don't want to be replaced
Speaker 3: by that.
Speaker 1: And it's just mm hmmm. It's like, well, you're going
Speaker 1: to be replaced either way, because you were going to
Speaker 1: be replaced and the thing that you're working demographically or
Speaker 1: because of your existence. But that's inevitable. So let's embrace
Speaker 1: the thing that helps people. And also, like I think
Speaker 1: that's the other part too, Like we were talking about
Speaker 1: this with Alec Krrit Cattanis is like there's so many
Speaker 1: like for so much of the reason people end up
Speaker 1: having to flee their countries typically intersects with US imperialism
Speaker 1: at some point. Yeah, and it's like yeah, maybe, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: we could have a great perpetual machine where we export imperialism,
Speaker 1: make their countries unlivable, and then take them in if
Speaker 1: we were just man, if we just embrace it, you know,
Speaker 1: and then we would in the Olympics, at every competition.
Speaker 3: Get really good at soccer. Finally, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh we're run the way, we run our way, we
Speaker 1: run our way. Are we about to like get our
Speaker 1: ass kicked in the Olympics or I feel like Copa America,
Speaker 1: Copa America. That's the that's that's the next tournament. But no,
Speaker 1: they're doing all right because precisely that because it's like
Speaker 1: it's you know, servicemen abroad, and also because of like
Speaker 1: people who come from countries with strong soccer cultures are
Speaker 1: making sure they look for even even the American sports argument.
Speaker 2: Immigration, Yeah, we got a lot of big We got
Speaker 2: a lot of big, big people in our country too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have I think.
Speaker 2: Compared to others.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh do we have the I feel like Americans
Speaker 1: are how what do you see, like which country is
Speaker 1: the biggest bodies?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we got a lot of antibiotics in our
Speaker 2: food and ship like that growth hormones, don't you think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see, maybe not.
Speaker 2: Resonant for soccer, but for other sports you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I still you don't need to be.
Speaker 2: A tally for soccer. You got to be like a
Speaker 2: little quickie.
Speaker 1: You gotta be quick man. It's about that lateral speed,
Speaker 1: fast twitch. Yeah. Dutch people are the tallest in the world.
Speaker 1: They're the tallest.
Speaker 2: Why are they so tall over there?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, but we get we got
Speaker 1: the body mask. We have to be top in the
Speaker 1: body mass that Pacific Pacific islanders too, Yes, let's go.
Speaker 2: Also someone's yeah, and also we got like a lot
Speaker 2: of like protein culture. I feel here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, at the expense of our health declining life
Speaker 1: expected The life expectancy dropped for the second year in
Speaker 1: a row.
Speaker 2: Is that real?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's like it's that's like a historic it's
Speaker 1: never happened before too straight.
Speaker 2: My grandma and great Antie just died at like ninety
Speaker 2: eight and ninety seven, and then I just went to
Speaker 2: my other great aunties a hundredth year birthday, and then
Speaker 2: I think these people were like smoking and drinking and
Speaker 2: stuff like I don't know what makes sense.
Speaker 1: Fully, I wonder how much of it too, is like
Speaker 1: because I think about that with like my my mom's
Speaker 1: mom in Japan, she lived to be one hundred and one,
Speaker 1: and it's like they she didn't start eatings. She didn't
Speaker 1: start eating like processed food until like the seven So
Speaker 1: a huge majority of our life is like I was
Speaker 1: growing food or like eating food we made by hand,
Speaker 1: whereas now I need my two cans of pringles.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, it's very sad we've gone so
Speaker 2: far away. I feel like Japan is Japan one of
Speaker 2: like the what are they called those places like the
Speaker 2: blue blue blue zone, Yeah, the blue zone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean it definitely has like some of
Speaker 1: the highest life expectancy.
Speaker 3: I used to Yeah, by the way, not sure. Cheese
Speaker 3: Doritos introduced them the seventies. Nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 2: Jack, you're sick and you need God, And.
Speaker 3: That's not I wasn't reading that off the internet. I
Speaker 3: was reading that off the tattoo that I have on
Speaker 3: the inside of my arm.
Speaker 1: Very nice. Hong Kong, Macau and Japan are the top.
Speaker 3: Three the the longest, then Switzerland, Singapore, Italy Blair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go. It's Kong.
Speaker 2: I had crazy pollution like that. There was a lot
Speaker 2: of lung cancer there is that not true?
Speaker 1: On average eighty five point eight three years for both.
Speaker 2: WHOA that's high as how great Hong Kong.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that. I've always heard Japan that one
Speaker 1: town in California. Dude from c I A dot Gov, Like,
Speaker 1: I never.
Speaker 3: Got here's some here's a problem we got to fix, guys.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, their latest one says Monaco has the highest
Speaker 1: What the fuck are they doing in Monaco? They're just
Speaker 1: rich as fuck. I know, gambling, yeah.
Speaker 2: Damn to eat ship like Doritos. They're at the gambling
Speaker 2: the craps table, like, good for you.
Speaker 1: They're like, I actually get all my macros through these
Speaker 1: special millionaire really good, really good for your gut biome
Speaker 1: Monico Doritos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't have Doritos.
Speaker 1: I guess monic what do you what's the adjective for
Speaker 1: mon Monica it is? I think so wow, Hey monicinn
Speaker 1: one time monoga or monic cany.
Speaker 2: Alright, monic gas is kind of cool though, that goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, b yeah, I'm changing. I'm changing. I'm changing my nationality.
Speaker 1: I'm monogasque. There you go.
Speaker 2: Thank you didn't know you could do that, Miles.
Speaker 1: That's actually his superpower. Kind of problematic when I go
Speaker 1: to ethnic restaurants.
Speaker 3: But hey, yea or and by ethnic restaurants, he means
Speaker 3: the cheesecake factory. Yes, thank you, just like ethnicity, firecracker chicken.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 3: back to hear about the cheating husband who blame Apple.
Speaker 5: And we're back.
Speaker 1: We are and wow, cheaters are cheating out here, man,
Speaker 1: cheaters be cheating.
Speaker 3: I'm a little surprised that this doesn't happen more often.
Speaker 3: Maybe it does happen all the time, and this is
Speaker 3: just the first guy who's like, not fair.
Speaker 1: But like, you're such a narcissist that you deflect to
Speaker 1: the point that you're willing to sue Apple like this.
Speaker 1: So I love like whenever people get caught cheating or lying,
Speaker 1: that human impulse of self preservation to blame others. I
Speaker 1: think it's so hilarious because like when you see people like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: why were you filming me cheating on you? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I literally just saw this last night on The Perfect
Speaker 2: Match on Netflix with Harry Drowsy. He like, the girl
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, we made out. Uh he kissed me
Speaker 2: three times and he goes, no, we didn't, why are
Speaker 2: you making that up? Goes off on her, and then
Speaker 2: there's a tweet a quote that you always see going around.
Speaker 2: That's like, nothing makes a narcissist matter than being accused
Speaker 2: of something they.
Speaker 1: Did right right right right right right. Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 1: This is it. So look, we got to give the
Speaker 1: Deflector of the Year award out to a man in
Speaker 1: the UK who is suing Apple because he was caught
Speaker 1: cheating on his wife. So this dude was frequently hooking
Speaker 1: up with sex workers, and you know, his wife did
Speaker 1: not know until she looked at the I message app
Speaker 1: on a shared family computer, and she discovered literal years
Speaker 1: of receipts of her husband's infidelities. And he thought they
Speaker 1: were deleted. He thought they were deleted. So it seems
Speaker 1: that the man was deleting her honor. I hit delete
Speaker 1: on my phone.
Speaker 3: That is a secret patch between me and my phone
Speaker 3: that those are deleted from the universe.
Speaker 2: I made an error in my cheating game, and now
Speaker 2: I will try to monetize it.
Speaker 1: I will up my game, my honor, Please help me.
Speaker 1: So it seems that the man was deleting the messages
Speaker 1: on his phone, but because he wasn't using messages in iCloud,
Speaker 1: the home computer had all the incriminating messages. So his
Speaker 1: wife filed for divorce. What was his mistake limit, I'm
Speaker 1: just you got to make sure all that shit's on.
Speaker 1: If not, everything's on cloud, what you do one will
Speaker 1: not happen to the other. To the yes, So she
Speaker 1: filed for divorce. Now this man again, he's suing for
Speaker 1: five million pounds sterling in damages from Apples for the
Speaker 1: cost of legal fees, money lost in the divorce, and
Speaker 1: emotional harm from it. He told The Times quote, if
Speaker 1: you are told the message is deleted, you are entitled
Speaker 1: to believe it's deleted. And he said he's had to
Speaker 1: go on you know, anti anxiety medication to reduce his
Speaker 1: panicked attacks that were brought on by his own infidelity.
Speaker 1: What a bitch.
Speaker 2: I hope Apple counter suits with like the hardest legal
Speaker 2: team ever. I mean, oh my god, like, fuck you,
Speaker 2: you loser.
Speaker 3: But that would then make him have more panic attacks,
Speaker 3: and he'd get to sue them again because.
Speaker 1: We made Yeah, we made an emoji for cheaters and
Speaker 1: it's your face and that's on every iPhone.
Speaker 2: Now I can't believe I'm having a panic attack the
Speaker 2: consequences of my own intentional behavior that went on for years.
Speaker 1: That is fucked up and horrifying your honor. You should
Speaker 1: not have to reap what you saw. I believe that
Speaker 1: is a right of all human beings. His lawyers argue, quote,
Speaker 1: this is so again, this is such a flimsy case. Quote.
Speaker 1: In many cases, the iPhone informs the user that messages
Speaker 1: have been deleted, but as we have seen, that isn't
Speaker 1: true and is misleading because they are still found on
Speaker 1: other linked devices, something Apple doesn't tell its users except
Speaker 1: they do. Except all this is all support documents. If
Speaker 1: you're interested in knowing how that all tells you, it's
Speaker 1: all laid out there. You could have been honest. It's
Speaker 1: because weird. It's like, essentially you're you're trying to argue
Speaker 1: that you have the right to be deceptive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the goal to blame Apple for your like absolute
Speaker 2: years of cheating and hiding on your wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody told me I shouldn't do that. Okay, by
Speaker 1: them doing that, I'm not able to lie to my wife.
Speaker 1: So I'm suing for five million pounds. What I thought
Speaker 1: you said five thousand. For a second, I was like
Speaker 1: that's pretty low. No, five million, Jack, he's on beta
Speaker 1: blockers because he can't handle again, the reaping of what
Speaker 1: I like, I.
Speaker 2: Hope he loses so bad and that anytime his Google
Speaker 2: search is just ruined for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2: I mean it's already like any sane woman who would
Speaker 2: know that he's suing technology for his own actions, right hopefully.
Speaker 1: Flay Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 3: He's a pretty mind blowing level of narcissism. It is
Speaker 3: exactly what I would expect like Donald Trump to do,
Speaker 3: you know, is like oh yeah, yeah, try and put
Speaker 3: like we're gonna put We're gonna put Apple out of business.
Speaker 2: It works so well for him though, Like no, I
Speaker 2: mean I don't believe, like nothing takes him down every
Speaker 2: time he gets like just suit or like.
Speaker 1: Have you been paying attention to the news lately?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: But I mean like every time I worked for him,
Speaker 2: he just goes no. Every time he gets oh yeah, no,
Speaker 2: like I know he got I know, he's like whatever,
Speaker 2: got charged for one thousand felonies or whatever. But like
Speaker 2: I still don't believe when if he ever got picked
Speaker 2: up for jail, like some reason, you would not make
Speaker 2: it in the jail. Like I just still there's like
Speaker 2: the man has seventy lives.
Speaker 1: I don't know means house arrests at the best, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's the best you could ever hope for. And
Speaker 1: maybe he can't use a computer, like that might be
Speaker 1: the best that people can fucking hope for. Like he
Speaker 1: buses a computer now, you know, or you know dating shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people around him are like, that's too much of
Speaker 2: a liability.
Speaker 1: Have you seen ren Fair yet? No? No, Because there's
Speaker 1: this this guy, this dude who runs it. He's so old,
Speaker 1: but he's like he wants to find like a partner.
Speaker 1: He has this younger dude in his twenties, like do
Speaker 1: all this stuff for him on the computer. Because this
Speaker 1: guy's in his like eighties. So he's like, how many
Speaker 1: dates do I have? Like he sits over this dude's
Speaker 1: shoulder as he goes on like okay, Cupid or like
Speaker 1: uses dating apps, And I feel like that's how Trump
Speaker 1: would be, like and okay, so then then say this,
Speaker 1: yeahs a funny like oh you got it, you got it?
Speaker 1: There you go. Okay, that's how he uses a computer. Problem.
Speaker 1: Now print the internet for me. I want to see
Speaker 1: what the Internet is saying. Yeah exactly, but yeah, poor guy,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna happen. But you know you tried,
Speaker 1: you pull for him.
Speaker 2: It better not or I'm going to hire a legal
Speaker 2: team to dust his as Again.
Speaker 1: I'm not a lawyer, but I feel like it's always
Speaker 1: about proving like damages. So you're you're arguing, like I
Speaker 1: get like the flimsy part is like if you think
Speaker 1: something's deleted, you have the right to believe it's deleted.
Speaker 1: But like the way you're arriving there is to say
Speaker 1: I wasn't lying to my wife for years and now
Speaker 1: she knows about it, because yeah.
Speaker 2: What about her damages. I'm gonna still hate for being
Speaker 2: a bitch. That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm not even the ex wife. Yeah, how old is
Speaker 1: this guy? By the way, do we know? I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm very protective of his identity? Is that by
Speaker 1: this is he? I'm a little confused by that.
Speaker 2: But it's like the Tinder swindler we find out.
Speaker 3: I feel like I associate like bloomers. I associate with
Speaker 3: like loving to have affairs. Maybe this is just mad
Speaker 3: men and also being like really bad at technology. So
Speaker 3: I'm like kind of surprised this doesn't just happen.
Speaker 2: Off the I could never have an affair for this reason.
Speaker 1: Honestly, right middle eight they say middle aged business man
Speaker 1: is how he's just that's the closest I can get
Speaker 1: to a description.
Speaker 2: They don't even put his name. He should have to
Speaker 2: have his name out there. What a bitch.
Speaker 3: The sex workers asked for an emergency contact, so I
Speaker 3: gave them my wife's number. She shouldn't have it, answered.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: I was just like trying to picture like Don Draper
Speaker 3: in the modern world, just like trying to keep all
Speaker 3: his affairs straight.
Speaker 1: He would fuck things up.
Speaker 2: Like really legally change his identity.
Speaker 5: Legally changes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would really be fucked in a lot of
Speaker 3: ways by modern technology.
Speaker 1: I feel like he would have a tough time.
Speaker 3: But don't look me up on Facebook.
Speaker 1: To think that that thing you're saying Blair about how
Speaker 1: like people still sort of look up to Trump like
Speaker 1: despite all this, like because I think you know, you like,
Speaker 1: when you're like stupid, you kind of need a celebrity
Speaker 1: to engage in the same dumb ship you dude, to
Speaker 1: make you feel like that ship is okay, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And so like with him being like that,
Speaker 1: that is like such it's so attractive to be like exactly, dude.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, exactly, dude.
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything wrong. I am morally absolved by
Speaker 2: all of your crimes than a leader.
Speaker 1: It has this like magnetic pull for people because you
Speaker 1: need sometimes you need somebody who's doing the same ship
Speaker 1: you're doing to be in an elevated position to make
Speaker 1: you be like to validate your I could be president
Speaker 1: baby yeah. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well, Blair Saki, what a pleasure as always having on
Speaker 3: the daily Zecheist. Where can people find you? Follow you
Speaker 3: all that good stuff?
Speaker 2: Can I just say I had the time of my
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Speaker 2: and it's like such sweeties that come out. And I
Speaker 2: really appreciate your guys support that.
Speaker 1: Happy to hear it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes me keep doing. You are the best,
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Speaker 1: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying
Speaker 1: besides you're on special just watching it every night, laughing uproariously.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine oh.
Speaker 7: Oh wow that one wronged?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: This this this tweet really made me laugh. It's at
Speaker 2: Lingo Unbound and it was just a pick a photo
Speaker 2: of Brendan Frasier at a restaurant and he signed it,
Speaker 2: I like the steak. It was my favorite part I
Speaker 2: was in the Mummy and then and then one more
Speaker 2: just because it's a little pertinent today at Lake Show,
Speaker 2: Yo said Celtics fans haven't been this happy since January.
Speaker 1: Saying.
Speaker 3: Wow, I oh man, I really he just a joke,
Speaker 3: he he he. Fuck you guys in your happiness?
Speaker 1: Do they get them in now? They're not they're not
Speaker 1: paying attention. Amitt it Miles? Yeah, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: And is their working media? You been? Yeah at Miles
Speaker 1: of Gray. Wherever they got the ad symbols that's Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram and the like. Also, if you want to
Speaker 1: hear Jack and I fully cry about the Celtics, Uh,
Speaker 1: excuse me as I burp tears of or burps of sdness.
Speaker 1: That's how you that's how you cry. Bro. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's more manly, dude. If it's a burp rather
Speaker 1: than tears streaming down my face, you can find us.
Speaker 1: I'm mouse Jack onmed Boosti's if you want to hear
Speaker 1: me talk about ninety day Fiance. That's on for twenty
Speaker 1: day Fiance. Uh So some tweets I like, man, there's
Speaker 1: a few. First one is this is from at Tommy Beer.
Speaker 1: It says Internet Undefeated. Somebody superimposed a clip of Luca
Speaker 1: holding the NBA Championship trophy, but it was from when
Speaker 1: they won the Western Conference finals when he was holding
Speaker 1: a beer in the tunnel with his dad and then
Speaker 1: Michael Finley takes it away on you that clip, So
Speaker 1: this is him. He's got the he's got the trophy.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Then they put a Celtic slover Michael
Speaker 1: Finley and he just took that shit away from Bye.
Speaker 1: Why do you take his Why do you take a
Speaker 1: beer away from I don't know, I don't I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what that was about, unless Michael Finley was like
Speaker 1: just needed that beer. He's like, let me have that
Speaker 1: man and then another one I like is from Bobby
Speaker 1: Wagner at be Wags. It's like that that construction where
Speaker 1: you have two different things, like two different text blocks,
Speaker 1: but with the handshaking emoji in the middle. Twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: Boston Celtics the film Avatar from two thousand and nine,
Speaker 1: and the handshake is over statistically undeniable yet allegations of
Speaker 1: no cultural impact.
Speaker 3: I mean I was having that exact same thought, there'll
Speaker 3: be a big cultural impact in Boston, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Statistically though, undeniable, statistically undeniable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fuck. It's It's called cognitive dissonance. Jack. I
Speaker 1: think that's the term for what we're experiencing. Tweet.
Speaker 3: I've been enjoying Sydney Battle tweeted. I love Topo Chico
Speaker 3: because it's like what if water fought you when you
Speaker 3: tried to drink it.
Speaker 2: She's so funny. I love her Twitter. She has a
Speaker 2: great Twitter.
Speaker 3: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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Speaker 3: and our footnotes, where we look off to the information
Speaker 3: we talked about in today's episode, as well as a
Speaker 3: song and we think you might enjoy, Miles, what song
Speaker 3: do you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: My favorite band, Hiatus Coyote. As we get closer to
Speaker 1: their new album, they've just been dribbling out little tracks
Speaker 1: for us to enjoy, and they just dropped another one
Speaker 1: on us yesterday. It's called Cinnamon Temple and it's just
Speaker 1: like a really it's a little bit more like gritty
Speaker 1: distortion guitars, so it's a little bit different than they're
Speaker 1: like jazzy stuff. But also there's just again, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: This is Cinnamon Temple by Hya. This kind sounds like
Speaker 1: a good ice cream flavor or something, yeah, or.
Speaker 3: Like incense, incense.
Speaker 1: Or that sounds like what like a dude who like
Speaker 1: drinks way too much fireball like calls his house temple.
Speaker 1: Uh no, sorry, all right.
Speaker 3: We link off to Cinnamon Temple in the footnotes. The
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Speaker 3: we will talk to y'all then. Bye bye bye