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Speaker 1: What with you is the right number, It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 2: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 2: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 2: uses this charming pick ap line on you. Oh, fiddlesticks,

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Speaker 2: I'd really like to take you to the movies, but

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Speaker 2: they don't let you bring your own snacks.

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Speaker 3: In stuff to the movies all the time.

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Speaker 2: Well, whatever you do, don't fill up his pockets with

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Speaker 2: the liquid butter from the concession stand. Instead, tell him

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Speaker 2: that you want to show him a double feature, something

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Speaker 2: that he will never forget. And that's when you give

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Speaker 2: him the number to the loser line. So hopefully he

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Speaker 2: calls us and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 2: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: My dad's been super single for the last like nine years.

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Speaker 5: He really has like no confidence to do anything, especially

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Speaker 5: you know, romantic type stuff.

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Speaker 1: But you know, he's my dad.

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Speaker 4: He's just an awesome guy.

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Speaker 5: And I mean if I was a chick, I definitely

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Speaker 5: date him. So, uh, yeah, you never want to do that.

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Speaker 2: You know, you don't want to say that at that point.

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Speaker 3: No, No, he was a well intentioned, but it's not

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Speaker 3: even then he just said that my dad has.

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Speaker 2: Zero confidence and can't do anything romantically, but I would town, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all of it.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Oh my god, eating, I am so so sorry.

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Speaker 2: You know, like I swear, I don't try that much normally,

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Speaker 2: I really really don't.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's just that, like obviously I had.

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Speaker 4: Been drinking that night and my boss being a total

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Speaker 4: jerk to me all week long for literally no reason.

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Speaker 1: Then my ex texted me and I'm like, oh great,

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Speaker 1: just what I need. Plus I didn't even get to

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Speaker 1: tell you I went to my froyo shop and the

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Speaker 1: machine for my favorite flavor brown.

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Speaker 3: Next message, she actually she had to hang up because

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Speaker 3: you gonna cry against.

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Speaker 2: Nobody on Earth is going through a harder time right

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Speaker 2: now than this woman.

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Speaker 3: Get her, but I cried everything.

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Speaker 2: We need all of our listeners to band together right

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Speaker 2: now and send that poor woman some good vibes. Maybe

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Speaker 2: we started GoFundMe to help repair that broken froyo machine.

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Speaker 3: When you pull it down and then it's just watery

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Speaker 3: that comes out of people's lives out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she got the loser line on top

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Speaker 2: of everything. She didn't know that, Yeah, well she will.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, these first world problems die hard. And speaking

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Speaker 2: of first world problems, we only got like fifty million

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Speaker 2: views on our podcast last quarter. Wow, we were hoping

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Speaker 2: for so much.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you guys, you made Jake cry.

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Speaker 2: Jake crying. It really is sad, But I guess fifty

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Speaker 2: million will have to do. Or you can always go

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Speaker 2: check out our YouTube, where we post our favorite loser

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Speaker 2: line of the week every single week for you and

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Speaker 2: your fellow first world friends to enjoy and feel sad

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Speaker 2: about it. Anyway, now back to the clips.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Lacey, it's we met at the fire and Ice party. Like,

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Speaker 1: you know, not to be too direct, but I'll be

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Speaker 1: honest with you. I'm kind of surprised that I haven't

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Speaker 1: heard from you, because I get it. I mean a

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Speaker 1: lot of people get starstruck when they see me, and

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Speaker 1: they'll come up to me, you know, like at parties

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Speaker 1: and be like, oh, dude, you're the guy from the

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Speaker 1: Vascline commercial. It's not a big deal, you know, because

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Speaker 1: I'm like a quote unquote celebrity or whatever. I don't

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Speaker 1: like to call myself that, but you know, other people do.

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Speaker 1: And I'm I'm really just like a normal dude. But

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Speaker 1: I do have a load of pre vasoline from doing

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Speaker 1: those ads. So look, you want something, I can hook

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Speaker 1: you up.

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Speaker 3: John, who didn't warn us that the vasolene guy was

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Speaker 3: going to.

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Speaker 2: Be on the I didn't know, but he I mean,

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Speaker 2: he sounds pretty humble for.

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Speaker 1: An A list.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is going to be one of those articles

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Speaker 3: about like what celebrities are really like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, way more humble than you think. I'm

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Speaker 2: sure this guy is used to probably rubbing elbows with

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Speaker 2: the Hem's words and the Jenner family John, because he

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Speaker 2: can rivas Oh yeah, no friction whatsoever. I bet you

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Speaker 2: he wears up a shirt to every party. He's like, Yep,

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Speaker 2: I'm the vassaline guy. Don't ask my pocket the warm stuff.

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Speaker 3: Hey.

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Speaker 6: It's just wanted to say it was really cool meeting you.

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Speaker 6: I was thinking maybe we could meet up and grab

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Speaker 6: a casadia. You know, I would love to hang out

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Speaker 6: more and just get to It's no. You know who

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Speaker 6: is Emily?

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Speaker 4: Really? Uh uh? I mean Elizabeth? Who is Elizabeth? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: I don't know why I said that, because you're not Emily.

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Speaker 4: That's Emily is my ex right, that's my extual name.

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Speaker 4: You obviously are not her I, which is good.

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Speaker 6: I'm glad you're not her, because then you'd be a

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Speaker 6: total nightmare.

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Speaker 4: I wish you're not sorry. I don't talk about that.

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Speaker 4: Let's talk about you, Elizabeth. I liked hanging out with you.

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Speaker 4: Let's say. That's my point is I really enjoyed hanging

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Speaker 4: out with you, and let's get a case to you sometimes.

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to say. Okay, So anyway, she

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Speaker 4: could call me back, Elizabeth, you are Elizabeth and call

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Speaker 4: me Okay.

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Speaker 6: Getting a fake number might have saved him in this case.

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Speaker 5: She never has to hear that.

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Speaker 3: She got the fake number, because maybe Elizabeth came out Emily.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. You know that.

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Speaker 2: If his ex Emily is hearing this as a fan

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Speaker 2: of our show right now, she is just smiling so big,

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Speaker 2: like I live rent free in that guy's dad from

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Speaker 2: now till forever.

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Speaker 3: Why didn't he just say, oh, sorry, another e name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so simple, it was right there for him.

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Speaker 3: You can't explain it.

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Speaker 2: Pive up the phone, bro, Remember you can hit up

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Speaker 2: and subscribe to our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. We

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Speaker 2: post all of our content there. Our second dates, our

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Speaker 2: phone taps, and our favorite Loser Line videos of the week,

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Speaker 2: with us reacting live in studio. Take your and every

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Speaker 2: Loser Line clip. We've got a phone tap coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this