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Speaker 1: this was a science experiment. No, it's just like, let's

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Speaker 1: a concert doesn't make me up. I mean, the crowds

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Speaker 1: But for some reason, people like overacting, like over dramatizing

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Speaker 1: basic things. It just makes me uncomfortable. And it's a

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. But like I went to Dear Evan Hanson.

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Speaker 1: My sister wanted to go for her for her birthday,

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Speaker 1: a motley crew I'm with right now? But I don't know.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, stage acting just makes me feel weird.

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Speaker 2: I just really want you to see Wicked, though, because

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Speaker 3: Musical girl either.

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Speaker 1: Fred Show on demand. Bellahmene did you dirty? Oh my

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Speaker 1: Godlahamin did you dirty? She? Bellahamine did something that you

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Speaker 3: You cannot do.

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Speaker 1: I can't do what Bellahamene did. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Are you able to talk about it? I'll try.

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Speaker 3: It's still a little traumatic.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll go ahead, please, Okay? So did you get

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Speaker 1: a spray? Tim?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I can tell you were looking at me. I look like,

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Speaker 3: who am I pig pen or play pen?

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Speaker 1: Well, pig pen? But I didn't say that. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you're a pig pen at all. Would I would

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Speaker 1: never say that. You're the little kid with the flies

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Speaker 3: He was around in mud. He's the dirty one.

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Speaker 1: That's what I look like. The peanut isn't the peanuts? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Missed that day?

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Speaker 4: Cool?

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Speaker 5: You missed the peanuts? I never want I know what

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Speaker 5: they are because he's snoopy. Yes, the peanuts, peanuts, but

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Speaker 5: it was more than just soupy. The kids are called

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Speaker 1: The group of people, yeah, ok? And yeah, so he

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Speaker 1: the hell were you growing up?

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Speaker 1: Were you on mars? Do you know how to get back?

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Speaker 2: And maybe no one showed me this, but honestly, I'm

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Speaker 3: Well that's what looks like right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, she betrayed me, but that's fine.

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Speaker 7: So she as me a couple of days ago if

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Speaker 1: A surprise face time.

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Speaker 7: Surprise face time, and I looked at it frozen. We're

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Speaker 1: Talking about pm. When you start your day at four am,

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Speaker 7: I had no makeup on, no braun, fighting for my

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Speaker 7: life looked rough and there's a certain level of energy

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Speaker 3: So I was frozen, didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 7: and I said, Bella, this is not the same as

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Speaker 3: She said, what do you mean.

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Speaker 7: My sister and my mom say that to me all

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Speaker 7: the time, and I'm like, because they're right. A FaceTime

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Speaker 1: You do not surprise ambush FaceTime someone under any circumstances.

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Speaker 3: You and I know that, any circumstances.

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Speaker 7: And it's just like when you're on the phone, you

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Speaker 7: But to have to have the energy to stare at

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Speaker 1: And I don't have to prepare myself. You want to

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Speaker 3: In the fifties and you're in a newsroom.

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Speaker 1: It was morse code. They were morse coding me. We

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Speaker 3: So someone's surprise face, right.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, no, no, no, you didn't because

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Speaker 1: I've been wearing a lot of clothing. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 7: There used to be a calendar invite if you want

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Speaker 3: These kids and they're just just going and they're just

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Speaker 1: I feel judged because every time my niece Polly calls me,

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Speaker 1: every time it seems like I'm in bed, and finally

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Speaker 1: she goes, Baba, why are you in bed? And it's

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Speaker 1: like four, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, and I'm like, Polly, why are you grip a

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Speaker 2: joe called seasonal depression.

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Speaker 1: You don't know anything about this yet.

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Speaker 3: I don't get enough sleep, Polly, I'm depressed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't do so. Now it's funny now when

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Speaker 1: my four year old niece facetimes me, I get out

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Speaker 1: is a total loser. Yeah, which I want her to

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Speaker 1: believe a lie. I want her to believe that I'm

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Speaker 1: I wonder how many of you can relate to this,

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Speaker 1: because I know Kiki can eight five five, five, one

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Speaker 1: then Mave is one, and Mave just says dad, Dad

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Speaker 1: I see I know what you look like. And I'm

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Speaker 1: And so we talked for like ten minutes and she's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: the mood, we're not getting anywhere, we're not doing anything,

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Speaker 1: into her little Ford. We're having a heart to heart

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Speaker 1: And I know, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I put

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Speaker 1: this tux on. So I want to speak of the tong.

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Speaker 1: But what I wonder is like, is it because as

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Speaker 1: adults with kids, you're tired of being usurped for the children?

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Speaker 1: Is it because, like I don't know what what? Why

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Speaker 1: am I being limited access to my niece? Why am

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Speaker 1: I when my mom is the same way. It's like

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Speaker 1: only so much time, You only get so much time,

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Speaker 1: and you want me to pay for college. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so I'm gonna need a little more access in

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Speaker 1: my investment. Will to my investment. But I mean, does

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Speaker 1: this do you do this to your No, you don't

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Speaker 1: because you need them for childcare.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I say, you know you want to talk. You

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Speaker 8: guys can yap all day, all night.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, Chapauline. It's like you should come over and do

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Speaker 1: Someone's nexted. No, it's because my sister wanted her phone back.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was hilarious. There you go. They showed up. Yeah.

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Speaker 10: He explained like, yeah, I want her to go to jail.

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Speaker 7: I'm glad you guys agree, because I didn't know if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I also what is this one? This is what

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Speaker 1: to see. I don't I'm not interested. Hey Ashley, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. How are you very well? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for calling? What you got pro tip for me on

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Speaker 11: So I'm nine months pregnant at this point. Oh congratulations,

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Speaker 11: wants to FaceTime. Thank you. When someone wants to FaceTime

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Speaker 11: with my father, that's fantastic because I could do something

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Speaker 11: facetiming with my daughter for multiple hours and I go

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Speaker 11: to check on them and I hear no talking. They're

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Speaker 11: just staring at each other. Well, my mom's like eating

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Speaker 1: There you go. I'd be fine with that.

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Speaker 1: I'd be fine with that. Like, that's a FaceTime I

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Speaker 1: need to make it count. You know, Pauline used to

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Ashley, have a good day, of course, do

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Speaker 1: you thank you? I text my kids FaceTime their grandma

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Speaker 1: Okay, how about an iPad? Someone said, iPad and get

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Speaker 1: on it. There you go. I think that's what needs

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so I have sort of three baby showers going

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Speaker 7: One of my friends put after Care for Herself on there,

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Speaker 3: If you know her, you know she likes the finer

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Speaker 8: she'll you know, you've got a feed her do all

435
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Speaker 8: these things, and you're.

436
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Speaker 1: Like, wow, it is kind of funny because you really

437
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Speaker 1: never hear about anybody, like everyone seems to have a crazy, like,

438
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Speaker 1: you know, a crazy birth story. I was born in Boston,

439
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Speaker 1: and it was, of course, you know, snowy and early

440
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Speaker 1: in the morning, three in the morning, and you know

441
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Speaker 1: all the night we're right right. No one's ever like,

442
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Speaker 1: yeah it was he was born. It was like eighty

443
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Speaker 1: degrees and it was noone. It's noon noontime, right exactly.

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Speaker 1: I guess people who plan their se sections you can

445
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Speaker 1: do that. You could be like, let's do it on Tuesday,

446
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Speaker 1: run two. That sounds good, you know, But otherwise I

447
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Speaker 1: feel like everyone's story is oh, you know. And then

448
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Speaker 1: we had to it was an emergency and I had

449
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Speaker 1: to run a bunch of red lits. No one's like yeah,

450
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Speaker 1: we just casually strolled over there and I had a

451
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Speaker 1: nice baby around three, you know, just whatever.

452
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Speaker 3: You know.

453
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Speaker 1: Good morning, how you doing, Good morning are you guys?

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Speaker 12: I love you guys.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, I can't believe on here.

456
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Speaker 1: Well thank you, no, Ed, we we can believe it.

457
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Speaker 1: You believe it. It's happening to you. Right now. This

458
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Speaker 1: is the moment. This is your moment. So you what

459
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Speaker 1: did you put on your registry? This is a baby registry.

460
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Speaker 13: No, this was actually my wedding registry and it was

461
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Speaker 13: a five hundred dollars diaphon. It was a second twenty

462
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Speaker 13: nineteen and then a three hundred dollars comforter, which I

463
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Speaker 13: was in shock that we actually got, but found out it.

464
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Speaker 3: Was my mother in law that bought it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well that is I mean it's nice you may

466
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Speaker 1: as well. I mean the worst case is that nobody

467
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Speaker 1: buys anything. Nobody buys it right right exactly, And.

468
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Speaker 13: We were shocks that we got it. I mean the

469
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Speaker 13: diaphon was kind of like, okay, we're greeting married, But

470
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Speaker 13: like the three hundred dollars comforter, what did we need

471
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Speaker 13: that for? It was a joke putting it on our registry.

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Speaker 1: So when you do this, do you like say, Okay,

473
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Speaker 1: I'm going to put some cheap stuff, and then I'm

474
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Speaker 1: going to put some like middle stuff, and then let's

475
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Speaker 1: go for a couple high end items and see if

476
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Speaker 1: we get them. Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Absolutely, you kind of just go ski I'm crazy when

478
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Speaker 13: you go in there, Okay, because I get that, But

479
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Speaker 13: like if everything I wouldn't be offended if you had

480
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Speaker 13: a two thousand dollars rug, but then a bunch of

481
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Speaker 13: reasonable stuff.

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so you tried it, you know, you

483
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Speaker 1: try your five hundred dollars dition. You tried it, you

484
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Speaker 1: got it, good for you. But like if everything we're

485
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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars and more, I'd be like, who do

486
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Speaker 1: you think we are? Like? Who do you think? Do

487
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Speaker 1: you know the people that did? Have you met any

488
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Speaker 1: of these people that you're sending stuff out to? You know?

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Speaker 4: Oh that's too funny?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, no, absolutely, people can get crazy with us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah, thank you for listening. Have a great day.

492
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Speaker 1: Oh you guys, I love you too. Yeah. I mean

493
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Speaker 1: I guess was the other stuff reasonable or was it

494
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Speaker 1: all kind of high end?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

496
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Speaker 7: There was all price points and like the baby Lister

497
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Speaker 7: or whatever, lets you choose by price point. But I

498
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Speaker 7: just was like, my goodness, that baby doesn't even know

499
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Speaker 7: where her nose is.

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Speaker 1: Nope, yeah, well you gonna have a nice looking rug though,

501
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 1: that's right. Oh yeah, she's gonna have to clean up

502
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Speaker 1: all the time. It's good morning. Thanks for having us

503
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Speaker 1: on the radio. On the iHeart app live and anytime

504
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Speaker 1: search for a Fred show on demand. Well, this is

505
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Speaker 1: from Reddit's wadding shaming for him. Paulina sent me this

506
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Speaker 1: eight five, five, five to nine to one one three five.

507
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Speaker 1: You can call it text the same numbers, so can you.

508
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Speaker 1: I want to hear from both perspectives. Maybe you've had

509
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Speaker 1: to do this before, but since the COVID nineteen pandemic,

510
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Speaker 1: there is a couple that was getting married and another

511
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Speaker 1: couple I guess that had been hanging out at least

512
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Speaker 1: once a month. The four live in the same city

513
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Speaker 1: and spent a lot of time together. This is my

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Speaker 1: version of morality Monday. By the way, this is a

515
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Speaker 1: morality Monday right now. So it wasn't surprising when the

516
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Speaker 1: bride and room sent this couple, saved the date a

517
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Speaker 1: year in advance, and then the wedding invitation, which was

518
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Speaker 1: addressed to each of them three months ago, and then suddenly,

519
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Speaker 1: with the wedding just a month away, the groom informed

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Speaker 1: the partner that I guess, of the other couple, one

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Speaker 1: of the partners that they would no longer be getting

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Speaker 1: a plus one. So now the couple's not a couple anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's just the person, I guess one of the people

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Speaker 1: gets to go now, even though because I guess that's

525
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Speaker 1: how you normally can tell is that wedding invitation will

526
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Speaker 1: say both names or name plus guest, and if you're

527
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Speaker 1: not sure that you should just ask, which can be awkward,

528
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Speaker 1: but I would. I think it's much better if you ask,

529
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Speaker 1: then show up with somebody and nobody was expecting that.

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Speaker 1: That's really bad. So anyway, so they come back and say,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but only you can come now your partner

532
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Speaker 1: can't come. Unfortunately, this is the quote I was having

533
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Speaker 1: my invite rescinded, as they have declared that all plus

534
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Speaker 1: ones have to be engaged or married, and the person

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Speaker 1: later explained I and several other girl boyfriends have been

536
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Speaker 1: removed from the attendee list, and even some of their

537
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Speaker 1: aunts and uncles are being told that their partners can't

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Speaker 1: attend anymore. When asked why, they have supposedly decided that

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Speaker 1: they want their day to be a true celebration of

540
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Speaker 1: love and therefore only want committed couples in attendance. Oh,

541
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Speaker 1: that is so ugly.

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Speaker 8: That is so ugly to say to somebody, or to

543
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Speaker 8: like not in by someone because they're not married or engaged. Like, yes,

544
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Speaker 8: as a married woman, obviously I took my comment into

545
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Speaker 8: that level, but that doesn't mean that's for everybody.

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Speaker 1: So have you ever had to uninvite someone or like,

547
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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe there were too many people that are

548
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Speaker 1: MVP because I've never been married. But I have to assume,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, if you've got one hundred spots, maybe

550
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Speaker 1: you invite one hundred and thirty people, one hundred and

551
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Speaker 1: twenty people. You assume there's a certain number of people

552
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Speaker 1: that won't are SVP, right, they won't show up? True,

553
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Speaker 1: so you but then what if everybody's like, oh, I

554
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Speaker 1: want to go wedding of the century or it's historic

555
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: friend's getting married. We never thought this would happen. I

556
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Speaker 1: have to see you with my own eyes, and so

557
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Speaker 1: I get one hundred percent attendance, and now all of

558
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Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm too many. I'm over. I feel like

559
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Speaker 1: that's something I got to figure out now, exactly right,

560
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Speaker 1: Like I need to figure out how to accommodate that

561
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Speaker 1: because I invited you. Well, up a table, get more

562
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Speaker 1: chairs out right, more shol lady, break back into the mall,

563
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Speaker 1: get the Cina bunch, and then get them ready for us,

564
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Speaker 1: Warm them up, Let's do it, you know, send kiky

565
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Speaker 1: to KMC, get in there. You know you remember it

566
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Speaker 1: to work. I'm sure it's just like riding a bike.

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Speaker 10: I really think you know that. I think that I

568
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Speaker 10: can still move the line.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, no, you were very proud of that. Yeah,

570
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Speaker 1: I feel like I can still hold it down. But

571
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Speaker 1: I mean you can't. You cannot uninvite people you've already invited.

572
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Speaker 1: That it's so weird. And because it's a celebration of love. Well,

573
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Speaker 1: you guys are getting married. You weren't married until now,

574
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Speaker 1: So then why I'm celebrating love too with the person

575
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Speaker 1: that I may marry someday, right right, Yeah, you cannot.

576
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Speaker 1: You can't at the last minute, just say no, sorry,

577
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Speaker 1: you can't come anymore.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, uninviting somebody is so weird, Like you have have

579
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Speaker 8: a big reason to uninvite somebody. I'm talking like we're

580
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Speaker 8: about to fistfight, so you can't calm Yeah.

581
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Speaker 1: So people are saying that they didn't think they committed

582
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Speaker 1: couple's policy made any sense considering they've been in a

583
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Speaker 1: serious relationship with their partner for nine years, which is

584
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Speaker 1: three years longer than the bride and groom. And again,

585
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Speaker 1: if it's a money thing, like if there aren't enough

586
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Speaker 1: spots or something, then don't you then either have to

587
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Speaker 1: adjust or I don't think you just calm people up

588
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Speaker 1: and say.

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Speaker 10: I've heard of this happening before invitations are sent out,

590
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Speaker 10: So like when you're making your guests list, you're like,

591
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Speaker 10: you know what, we're only gonna give plus once to

592
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Speaker 10: marry couples.

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Speaker 1: You know, I've heard of that.

594
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Speaker 10: But to send out invites and then rescind the offer

595
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Speaker 10: is a diabolic like yes, and it's very tech, and

596
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Speaker 10: it's very cheap and cheap. If I was our friend,

597
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Speaker 10: I would text all the other single people that are

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Speaker 10: invited and like, let's take a stand stage the cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get we're going somewhere else, all of us

600
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Speaker 1: or none of us exactly, and we're canceling the gift

601
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Speaker 1: card we sent you or whatever whatever it is, send

602
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Speaker 1: the china back exactly. People still do that. Uh, someone

603
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Speaker 1: texted to one night, what about the love of friendship?

604
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Speaker 1: They don't want to celebrate their marriage with the love

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Speaker 1: of their friends simply because they might be single. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing, and and how about that friendship like

607
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Speaker 1: that friendship is over because because yeah, right, which one

608
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Speaker 1: of us gets to go? And why, well, how did

609
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Speaker 1: you pick one of the other? Huh huh? And then

610
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Speaker 1: how are we supposed to hang out, you know and

611
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Speaker 1: like go to Applebee's on Friday night or whatever and

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Speaker 1: we'll do whatever. Hey, Maddie, good morning, Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 1: So you're doing this. You're only inviting committed people to.

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Speaker 14: The wedding, yes, and so not that they have to

615
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Speaker 14: be engaged or married. If they're in a long term relationship,

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Speaker 14: I'm more than happy to have them have a guest

617
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Speaker 14: come to the wedding. But if it's like all my

618
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Speaker 14: single friends gonna plus one and then they just bring

619
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Speaker 14: random people who I've never met, or they have no

620
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Speaker 14: intention of staying in a relationship with them for the

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Speaker 14: sake of just a plus one to the wedding, then no.

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Speaker 1: So I'm with you on that. I kind of been

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Speaker 1: with you on that. Like, if you know, weddings are expensive,

624
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Speaker 1: money is tight. If I have five single friends, now

625
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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know that I would actually do this, Maddie.

626
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Speaker 1: But if I in theory, I understand what you're saying.

627
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Speaker 1: If I had five single friends, that aren't dating anybody.

628
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Speaker 1: And let's say it's I don't know how much it plate.

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Speaker 1: I'm just making this up. I'm making this up, whatever

630
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Speaker 1: it is. And so you're just gonna get on Tinder

631
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Speaker 1: or hinge your or you know, bumble or whatever, and

632
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Speaker 1: you're gonna match with somebody and invite them, and they're

633
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Speaker 1: gonna come to the wedding. I've never met you, you

634
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: have no context, you don't know anybody there, and I

635
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: got to pay for that simply because you don't want

636
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: to come by yourself. I know, I kind of feel

637
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Speaker 1: you on that.

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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, yeah right.

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Speaker 14: I mean no, no, I mean it's like it's about

640
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Speaker 14: one hundred and twenty bucks a plate, averaging.

641
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Speaker 1: So so if I had ten single friends and you

642
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Speaker 1: all invite people, I'm never gonna see it again. That's

643
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Speaker 1: a g that I got to pay for your Tinder date,

644
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Speaker 1: you know what, I know. I actually I kind of

645
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: see what you're saying with that. But the difference here, though, Maddie,

646
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Speaker 1: is that you're establishing that from the beginning. You're saying, hey,

647
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Speaker 1: if you're not seeing somebody, you don't get a plus one,

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Speaker 1: and you're sending the invitation accordingly. These people just went

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Speaker 1: back and you know, selectively, then removed people from the

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Speaker 1: invitation list at the last minute because they didn't approve

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Speaker 1: of the I don't know, they weren't together long enough

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Speaker 1: for something. You can't do that.

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Speaker 11: No, I agree with that that you cannot do.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, Maddie, congratulations. I hope your wedding's great.

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Speaker 1: I hope your single friends still like you afterwards. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you glad you called by.

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Speaker 8: See But like I personally, like I know, my single

658
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Speaker 8: friends are my friends longer than I've even known my

659
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Speaker 8: fiance who's not my husband, right, So, like, I want

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Speaker 8: them at my wedding. Those are my people. Like they've

661
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Speaker 8: seen me through my worst and my best. So I

662
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Speaker 8: want them there, single or not.

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Speaker 3: And I will.

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Speaker 8: I will cough up the money the little one hundred

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Speaker 8: twenty dollars plate, you know, for their tender date, if

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Speaker 8: that's what they're gonna bring. But to be honest you,

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Speaker 8: most of my friends wouldn't bring a tender date. If

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Speaker 8: they were gonna bring somebody, they bring somebody that they're seeing.

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Speaker 8: If not, I think they're comfort enough to come alone.

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Speaker 1: Well, so you have fun with them.

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Speaker 2: I think it's about the guests like, you know, comfort too,

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Speaker 2: like who wants to go?

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I feel like right, you know,

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Speaker 1: like or at least give somebody that option, right, that's

675
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Speaker 1: your choice. You know. I'm gonna do it like you

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Speaker 1: did it, Poulin, except even because so Paulina got married

677
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Speaker 1: a couple years ago. She got married in Vegas. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did, Okay, So it was a destination wedding. It

679
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Speaker 1: was a good time.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, the iconic with a little whe wedding chap.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an Elvis thing. And then the you

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Speaker 1: know the guy who.

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Speaker 5: Put it, yeah in the air with the iyebron, he said,

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Speaker 5: we're all married, and then I want.

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Speaker 1: A g movie to the private room at Magiano's, which

686
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Speaker 1: I couldn't have been happier because I remember what I

687
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Speaker 1: ate at your wedding. I mean, I don't care anybody

688
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Speaker 1: says I remember what I ate at your wedding. I

689
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Speaker 1: don't remember when I ate at my sister's wedding. It

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Speaker 1: some caterer. Oh no, they were coming out with all

691
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Speaker 1: the classics.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh the zucchini. Was still talking about the zucchini

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Speaker 3: to this day.

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Speaker 1: I was excited. But I see what you did because

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Speaker 1: it's like, well, it's a commitment to go. You had

696
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Speaker 1: to buy airline ticket, you know, you had to, and

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Speaker 1: you were probably less likely to get riv for affort

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Speaker 1: your wedding because it was just going to take that

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Speaker 1: much more effort. I am going to get married somewhere

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Speaker 1: way further away. If I ever get married, I'm thinking, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking as far away as possible. It's like ooh,

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Speaker 1: you know, and then the people that I don't want

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Speaker 1: to go, they're not going to make the effort. And

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Speaker 1: then that you got invited because I'm a little bit

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Speaker 1: I'm in my you know, early to mid forties, and

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Speaker 1: which means I know a lot of people, which means

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Speaker 1: if I ever got married, then I would have It

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Speaker 1: would be a very difficult process to figure out who

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Speaker 1: gets to come and who doesn't, because you know, you

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Speaker 1: get to a certain part of your life. I think

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Speaker 1: everybody in this room could could relate to this. Everybody

712
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Speaker 1: that you know thinks they should be at your big stuff,

713
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Speaker 1: but yet you don't. You may not think that about them.

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Speaker 1: Problems solved. I'm getting married on an island in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the Pacific. You've now I'm getting married in Guam,

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Speaker 1: All thanks to the Live Nation. It is the Fred Show.

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Speaker 1: On Kiss My Well. My name is Fred, and that's

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Speaker 1: is Queen is Queens here? And Amy weiner Rat is

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Speaker 1: here for one hundred truck wreck Hi to everybody. Is Queen.

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Speaker 1: That is a very interesting name. I don't think I've

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Speaker 1: ever minted it is Queen before.

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Speaker 9: Thank you, yes, sir, very unique and very few people

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Speaker 9: get it right, So thank you.

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Speaker 14: No.

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Speaker 1: So it's great to talk with you. And Amy with

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Speaker 1: the Wright is here. And as I always say, when

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Speaker 1: my friend Amy is here for one hundred truck rereg

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Speaker 1: good things are about to happen to you. Is queen,

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Speaker 1: and let's choice, you're the insurance company, and then bad

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Speaker 1: things happen. But anyway, I say to Amy, Hi, Amy,

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Speaker 1: Hey is qui? Hey, you got to talk to us.

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Speaker 15: I hear you got some some money crunches. That's making

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Speaker 15: it tough to cover that rent payment and your cars

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Speaker 15: that disaster.

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Speaker 3: It's just aging.

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Speaker 1: You've got a bunch of stuff going on.

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Speaker 15: So you know, May Fred the Fred Show one eight

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Speaker 15: hundred truck rereg We're all here to help you.

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Speaker 1: We're all here to help you today. Can I I

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Speaker 1: read your note? Is queen?

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Speaker 15: Sure?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 1: Perfect it? Says him and Fred. I could really use

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Speaker 1: a free month of rent because my car desperately needs

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Speaker 1: some repairs. I rely on my car to get to

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Speaker 1: work and earn some extra money on the side. I

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Speaker 1: work as a custodian at the post office and I

757
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Speaker 1: do Uber eats on the side. My twenty fourteen Jetta

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Speaker 1: is reaching its wits end, and I'm afraid if I

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Speaker 1: don't repair it soon, it might break down. This would

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Speaker 1: be such a blessing. Thanks for the opportunity to enter this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta the Jetta's got to be running. If you're

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Speaker 1: doing the Uber eats you know, because like the laziest

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Speaker 1: person ever is Q. I'm always ordering Uber eats. The

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Speaker 1: Jeta needs to be working because that's my chariot to

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Speaker 1: nutrition or not really booze. Absolutely, Yeah, so you've got

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Speaker 1: a lot going on right now.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean I even had my

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Speaker 9: eighty breakdown recently and I had to take out a

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Speaker 9: lot for that. It's just been one thing after another.

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Speaker 9: So yeah, this would be amazing, very helpful.

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Speaker 12: This is so so so much of an example of

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Speaker 12: what goes on in life because you got someone like

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Speaker 12: is great, she's working two jobs, killing herself, she's got

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Speaker 12: a car she's been driving forever, she's being very full,

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Speaker 12: and yet things happen and it just disrupts the entire

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Speaker 12: ability to pay for just the regular bills month to month.

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Speaker 15: So is Quali, how much did you have to borrow

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Speaker 15: just to get your air conditioning working again?

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Speaker 9: Five thousand dollars?

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Speaker 1: It's a non negotiable, right, I mean, especially right now

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Speaker 1: with as hot as it's been. You gotta have It's

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Speaker 1: a big deal. You can't just say skip it, you know,

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Speaker 1: and you got to have a caller, especially if you're

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Speaker 1: working two jobs. You can't skip that and then rent

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Speaker 1: you got to pay your rent, So I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: it's just.

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Speaker 15: A odd Well, I'm gonna tell you we're gonna help out.

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Speaker 9: We're absolutely gonna help out.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna make sure. Let's do this.

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Speaker 15: I know your rent's just a little bit over two

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Speaker 15: thousand a month. Let's pay for two months rent. Let's

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Speaker 15: let's give you four thousand dollars rack.

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Speaker 16: Wow, oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, that you had to take out So that's that

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Speaker 1: almost takes or that?

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Speaker 9: Yes, oh my god, thank you so much. That's so amazing.

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Speaker 1: Well, look you are, you're busting it out there, trying

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Speaker 1: to make it work like a lot of people I know,

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Speaker 1: and uh, you know, it's I it's great to be

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Speaker 1: able to talk to you and hear your story. And

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Speaker 1: I hope that I hope this helps out Amy with

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Speaker 1: a right, one hundred trucks break, two months free rents.

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Speaker 9: Thank you so much, you guys. I can't even express

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Speaker 9: how much, certainly to me.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for thanks for writing, and we'll make

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Speaker 1: sure we have all your info. I'm going to put

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Speaker 1: you in a hold for one second and and good

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Speaker 1: luck with everything.

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Speaker 16: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You know, there are a lot of hot threads. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if there are. That's what's kind of fine.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah he was.

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Speaker 1: I like a man that go to work.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he beat.

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Speaker 1: Up with his feet on the ground that he gets there.

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Speaker 10: You know.

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Speaker 1: That's Fred's show. Is you told me something out this week?

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Speaker 14: What I do?

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Speaker 1: There's a there's an old school phrase that you heard

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Speaker 1: this week, and you want to know why why it's

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Speaker 1: not more commonplace in the nomenclature. Yeah, you heard me,

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Speaker 1: I said nomenclature. It was Norman Siris, Norman, Clay Norman.

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Speaker 1: So what's the old school phrase that you want to hear?

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Speaker 1: You want it back? Yeah?

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Speaker 10: This like whoever came up with this really did their

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Speaker 10: biggest one. Like it just hits so different when somebody

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Speaker 10: says it. The email read for crying out loud, and

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Speaker 10: I like.

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Speaker 1: Step back in my chair, like you know what?

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Speaker 14: Hell?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for crying out loud? Ever been left waiting by

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Speaker 1: the phone. It's the Fred Show. Angela, good morning, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the program. How are you hi, Good morning.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing okay, but I'm feeling really confused right now.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course, and that's why we're here waiting by

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Speaker 1: the phone. We are public servants and we're going to

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Speaker 1: try and figure out if you've been ghosted. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: You met a guy, his name is Luke. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you tell us how you met, about any dates you've

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Speaker 1: been on, and then what's happening now?

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Speaker 4: And while you're confused, Yeah, well we met on him

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Speaker 4: and once we matched, we were talking so much, just

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Speaker 4: like a ton, and our messages were really fourtatious. So

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Speaker 4: we planned a date. And so this is where I

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Speaker 4: think hes got really weird. When I got to the date,

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Speaker 4: I walked up to the table and said hi to him,

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Speaker 4: and I sat down, and then he just looked like

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Speaker 4: he saw a ghost, and I was like, uh, that's weird.

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Speaker 4: But then out of nowhere, it got even weirder because

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Speaker 4: he started speaking Italian and then claiming that he doesn't

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Speaker 4: even speak English, which doesn't make any sense because we

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Speaker 4: were talking and texting so much all in.

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Speaker 16: English, and yeah, okay, I just had.

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Speaker 4: No idea what was going on. It was the weirdest

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Speaker 4: thing ever.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to figure this out. So this guy,

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Speaker 1: this guy had no issue communicating with you via text, right,

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Speaker 1: so he knows English?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but then you go on his date, and then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden it's broken English to only Italian,

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Speaker 1: and you're sitting there going, wait, Mane, well how did

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Speaker 1: you talk to me before then? Exactly?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, why don't you get on like Google Translator

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00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: or something and then start texting him in Italian? Maybe

867
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Maybe that's why you haven't heard from him,

868
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: because now that maybe he had amnesia and he just

869
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: forgot how to speak English.

870
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. It was just like, you know,

871
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 4: I would never even normally go on waiting by the phone,

872
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 4: but this was just way too weird for me to

873
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 4: not share. To try to figure out what was going

874
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 4: on with.

875
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: This, that's where we come in. We're gonna call this guy.

876
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out of my Italian translation machine here

877
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: and see if I can figure out how to communicate

878
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: with him. Luke the Italian Okay, we're gonna call him

879
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: in just a second and see if we can figure

880
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: out what's going on. You'll be on the phone the

881
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: whole time, and the hope is always is that we

882
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 1: can straighten this out and set you up on another

883
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 1: date that we pay for. Sound good, Hey, Angela. Let's

884
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 1: call this guy Luke. You guys, you met on on Hinge,

885
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: one of the apps, and you were chatting and it

886
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: was flirtatious and it was all good, and you planned

887
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: a date together. You go on the date, you sit

888
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: down and the guy's facial expression changes and then all

889
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: he'll do is speak to you in Italian. It's almost

890
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: like you forgot how to speak English.

891
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 4: Yep, that's exactly what happened. And so because I don't

892
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 4: know any Italian and it was just super awkward, I

893
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 4: got up and left. And you know, I haven't seen

894
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 4: or heard from him ever since that happened.

895
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: He never like he spoke Italian and then he never wavered,

896
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: like he'd never no other words of English came out. Nope,

897
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: not at all exact, but he knew English when he

898
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: was texting you. He used to speak clear right. Okay, yeah,

899
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: all right, let's call this guy right now. Good luck, Okay,

900
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: thank you. Well that's interesting. Hey Chow Luke Choo. My

901
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: name is Fred. I'm calling for the Friend Show, the

902
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: morning radio show, and I have to tell you that

903
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: you are on the radio right now, and I would

904
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: need your permission to continue with the call. Can which

905
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: for just a second in English? I'm sure ye See,

906
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: Seth seemed to him like it was a weird question.

907
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 1: You know that we why would we speak in English?

908
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: But these you? You are Luke? Right, you are Luke

909
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: and you're on the dating app hinge right, Yes, I'm Luke. Okay,

910
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: Well it's funny because we met a woman named Angela

911
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: and she reached out to us, said that she met

912
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: you one hinge and you seem to have forgotten how

913
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 1: to speak English. Do you remember that?

914
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Angela schools.

915
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: Non glazon no no, no, no with us. You know

916
00:39:51,320 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: you understand, you understand Engli Company. Look, I know you

917
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: speak English because you spoke it to me, you know,

918
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: for a good minute before we did this. Can we

919
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: can we just go back to English? It's just you

920
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: and you and me? No English, no, no, no, So

921
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: we're not angels, so you we're not going to speak

922
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: in English. I just want to be clear, because you

923
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: spoke English until I said her name, and then you

924
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: try then you became no no if.

925
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 3: Louis panla English ill no no no.

926
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 14: No.

927
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: Barista tourism.

928
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: I got it.

929
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: Hey, Angela, Angela, this is this dude. Obviously speaks English,

930
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: and this is obviously I would love to get I

931
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: would love to get the story out of him, but

932
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: I don't know why he's doing this. What I mean,

933
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: is there any Is there any way we could get

934
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: you to speak English again?

935
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 3: Anyway?

936
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 1: Google? I mean that one.

937
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, come on, just give her the real reason you're

938
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 7: being weird.

939
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: Obviously there was something that he didn't like, and it's

940
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: easier for him to pretend. I guess this is his

941
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: way out of something. Can you think of anything, Angela?

942
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 4: Like?

943
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: Are your pictures old?

944
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 4: Or?

945
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you're not attractive? I'm just saying like,

946
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: is there any did you change your hair? I'm trying

947
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: to think of all the things we've heard over there.

948
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: Did you put your you know, bare feet up on

949
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: the table, like? Did you do anything weird? No?

950
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 4: I can't think of anything weird that I did. And

951
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 4: my pictures are recent. I think they're pretty recent.

952
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you one more chance. Luke, is

953
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: there do you want to tell us why you haven't

954
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: called Angela in English? Okay? Fine, there is there's Luke?

955
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: Got you got me? Okay, Look, I.

956
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 3: Pan we did.

957
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: You panicked? Why did you pad it.

958
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: I showed up, and I swear she looked completely different

959
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,439
Speaker 2: from her photos, and I didn't know what to do.

960
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: So my brain just shut down.

961
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: And somehow, I don't know, pretending.

962
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 7: Not to speak I thought, pretending not to speak English

963
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 7: felt like the least mean option.

964
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 4: I don't know.

965
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: Well, you obviously speak English because you planned the date

966
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: in English, so I mean, I could understand if you'd

967
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: never met before that you could try this one. But

968
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: like you answered the phone in English, you texted her

969
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: in English.

970
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 3: Like I said, my brain turned off and I didn't

971
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: know what to do.

972
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I wish I could ask you in Italian,

973
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: but I can't. Uh, would you like to go out

974
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: with her again? We'll pay for it. I think I

975
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: know the answer. You can go to a nice Italian restaurant.

976
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: You can order Italian. She'll be very impressed. Would you

977
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: like to go out with her again? I just I

978
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: don't know.

979
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 7: I don't I don't think that I'm not I'm not

980
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 7: just not attracted to her.

981
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to hurt or feelings, and.

982
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 7: I did hurt the feelings, and so I don't feel

983
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 7: like it's for the best.

984
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, a better question when be Angela, after

985
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: hearing all of this, would you even want to go

986
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: out with him again?

987
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't because it's just ridiculous what he did,

988
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 4: and he really didn't have to do all that. He

989
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 4: could have just told me, or we could have just,

990
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 4: you know, like had our day and it didn't have

991
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 4: to go on for long. It could have been, like,

992
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 4: you know, he could have said that he had to

993
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 4: leave or something after we were there for like, I

994
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 4: don't know, thirty minutes or something like you could give

995
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 4: someone thirty minutes of your time, right and then like

996
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 4: it could have been over. He really didn't have to

997
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 4: pretend to not know any English and just teak Italian

998
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,720
Speaker 4: and then you know, now my feelings really are hurt.

999
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: So well, I think it's kind of a fair standard.

1000
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 4: I don't want to go out with him.

1001
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: You know, you agree to go on a date with

1002
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: somebody for drinks. Typically it's two drinks. Typically that's just

1003
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: kind of you know, everyone's going to make time and

1004
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: get ready and go out and do all that. It's

1005
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: usually kind of like universe, like we're gonna sit there

1006
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: for two drinks and if it doesn't work out, then

1007
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: that's fine, whatever. But or you could just start speaking

1008
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: another language and pretend like you don't speak English anymore,

1009
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: that you just have amnesia and for good.

1010
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 3: But anyway, look, no, we'll try anything, won't you.

1011
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a new one. We've never heard

1012
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: this one before. But Luke Audios and Angela, good luck

1013
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: to you, Fred Show, good morning. Thanks for having us

1014
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: on the radio, on the iHeart app Live and anytime

1015
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: search for The Freends Show on demand. Man, you're so rude, Kiki.

1016
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: What did that mean? I can't believe you. You're hanging

1017
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: out with your rich sister in law, trying to do

1018
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: rich sister in law stuff. Oh yes, I love how

1019
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: I ask you about stuff that you told me about

1020
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: and then you're like, what are you talking about?

1021
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 3: Say, Kiki, you are so rude.

1022
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: You are rude. Though you're rude, you're d You told

1023
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: so you you wanted to go get it facial because

1024
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: you're trying to hang out. You're trying to be like

1025
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: your rich sister in law. You're trying to be yes, okay,

1026
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: and and so they gave you an option when you

1027
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: win to get the facial. We haven't gotten it yet,

1028
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,959
Speaker 1: so oh I see you. I scheduled it. It looks

1029
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: like your skin looks flawless. It looks like you did

1030
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: thank you booth. Yeah yeah, I mean I could have it.

1031
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: Looks it's glowing as though it already happened. Well, thank you.

1032
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: So you're scheduling it, and they give you some choices.

1033
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 10: Yes, and on the like, they make you fill out

1034
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 10: this very detailed intake form, almost like you're going to

1035
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 10: a doctor's appointment.

1036
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: When's the last time you had sex? Do you have?

1037
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: You know that strains for official at least that yeah,

1038
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: so yeah, that's a weird extreme. I wouldn't Why are

1039
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: you asking me this?

1040
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 5: Right?

1041
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: Why are you asking me none of your business?

1042
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say nothing.

1043
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: No, It's like I'm a physician, fred No, I don't

1044
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: care none of your business for official. They're asking you

1045
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: all kinds of personal questions, probably not that one, but

1046
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: all right. Yes.

1047
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 10: And then on this intake form it says, during your appointment,

1048
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 10: would you like moderate talking, no talking, excessive talking, like

1049
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 10: you know, lots of chatter and explanations of what the

1050
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 10: services are happening to you and me.

1051
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: Be and me.

1052
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 10: After I get off this radio, I have no works,

1053
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 10: so I'm like, oh, for sure, no talking. My sister

1054
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 10: and I'm like, hey, you know, I filled it out

1055
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,720
Speaker 10: and I said, I've never seen a form that asks

1056
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 10: you how much do you want to talk? And I said,

1057
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 10: I went ahead and put no, and my sister and

1058
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, girl, like we chat the whole appointment.

1059
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 3: She's really cool, she's really nice.

1060
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 10: And now I feel like a jerk because when I

1061
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 10: show up, the lady's going to be like hello and

1062
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 10: just start.

1063
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: She's not going to talk to me. So yeah, well

1064
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: I would probably talk to you. I'm thinking she'll probably

1065
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: greet you. And I literally say no talking. Be friendly. Well,

1066
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: because it's not supposed to be a relaxing experience. I

1067
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: know some people do it for the esthetics. Some people

1068
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: do it for the aesthetic and because it feels good

1069
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: to them. Right. I don't like people touching me like that,

1070
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: so I don't do that kind of stuff. But I

1071
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 1: I don't see a problem with that.

1072
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 7: I like when there's like a set aside time for

1073
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 7: the no talking, So at first they'll explain what they're

1074
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 7: doing and what the benefits are, and then there's a

1075
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 7: relaxation part of the facial where they they they're quiet

1076
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 7: for a little bit, because.

1077
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: You could darn your fall asleep during those things when

1078
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: I have had them done. And I'm not trying to

1079
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: have a conversation with you, right, I'm not really going

1080
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: any I wonder if the people, if you're somebody who

1081
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 1: gives this kind of service eight five five five one

1082
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: oh three five, I kind of wonder if you're not

1083
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: just then relieved when somebody says no talking, because that

1084
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: means I don't have to say anything. We don't have

1085
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: to do this. I don't really know you, so I

1086
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: don't have to come up with questions. I don't have

1087
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: to you know, I don't have to come up with

1088
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: hand so only think about the tariffs, you know, I mean,

1089
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have to say anything to you. So,

1090
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: if anything, you're probably doing this woman a favor. I

1091
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: don't think she's gonna take it personally at all at all,

1092
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: or man or whomever it is. She can either be like.

1093
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 10: Us, where we won't you know, we don't mind not talking,

1094
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 10: or she's Bella and Bella is offended because I said,

1095
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 10: I don't want to hope. So I'm nervous about doing

1096
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 10: this service with this woman because sometimes the estheticians want

1097
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 10: to explain every single step. You don't want that, No, Like,

1098
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 10: I don't care. I don't plan on leaving here with

1099
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 10: the skin routine. Don't sell me your products. Let me

1100
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 10: just come in here, get this little facial that I

1101
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 10: save my compinion's up for. I don't have money for

1102
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 10: your skincare cause you know they're going to try to

1103
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 10: sell you. You know, I use this exfoliating moisture rider with

1104
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 10: cream and din your sigh if you don't buy it.

1105
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: There's like water from the Amazon rainforest or something like

1106
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: tripped off a leaf or whatever. Yeah, it's like, yeah,

1107
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: we collect this one drop at a time in the

1108
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: middle of the rainforest.

1109
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 17: You know, you and your til I don't want it.

1110
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 17: Do you know what kind of facially you're getting, like

1111
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 17: a hydrofacial. It's what she calls a starter facial. It's

1112
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 17: like first time client.

1113
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 10: And so I know she's gonna come she and tell

1114
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 10: me I'm very dehydrated and I need to do this

1115
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 10: and that that's fine. Just don't sell me nothing. I've

1116
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 10: already gave you all my moneys to come there.

1117
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: I would think people would be relieved by this. I

1118
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: woul think I don't have to talk to you about anything.

1119
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: We don't have to make small talk. The only thing

1120
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: i'd want to know is if you're gonna do something

1121
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: that might be potentially painful, like those little extraction things

1122
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 1: you do, Like I'd like a heads up for that, Like, hey,

1123
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna start picking up your face. You're like, okay,

1124
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: so I can prepare myself mentally for the stab and please, yeah,

1125
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: please prepare me for that. Yeah.

1126
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 10: But if if I was a decision, I would love

1127
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 10: my clients to say no talking. Jason and I actually

1128
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 10: had this experience with Uber where he keeps getting Uber

1129
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,919
Speaker 10: drivers that say they are dead.

1130
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: Yes, but when we get in the car they're not dead.

1131
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 2: Then stop it, stop it, on multitude of time, stop it.

1132
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: He's like, do you have a study like in your

1133
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 2: app that only asks for like hearing drivers.

1134
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think that's an option, because

1135
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: I think they do that so that you don't so

1136
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 1: you're aware of it, you know, any kind of disability,

1137
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: so that if you're trying to get their attention or

1138
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: something and I can't hear very well, then you don't

1139
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: feel like they're being rude. But you're saying this is

1140
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: a this is a strategy. I don't know, but it's

1141
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: an experience. What they're going there so they don't have

1142
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: to talk to you. I mean, but I don't want

1143
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,720
Speaker 1: to talk to anyone because I am half to have legally,

1144
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: I'm legal, I'm truly one percent. My left ear does

1145
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: not work. Yeah, I head men and jedis when I

1146
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: was four, and it doesn't work. I should just start

1147
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: saying that to people and then they won't talk to me,

1148
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: and then I won't have to talk to them. It's

1149
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: not that I don't like people. I like the people

1150
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 1: listen to this show, but I don't like making small talk.

1151
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: I really don't. So they all at a new stre Yeah.

1152
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: I were in an uber on the way back from

1153
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: Nevad like this guy was just Chad.

1154
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1155
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: And on the way to the uber, I was like,

1156
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 2: oh it just so you know, like it says this,

1157
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 2: so yeah, Jason is like.

1158
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: Kiki, just so you know, the guy is deaf, and

1159
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: he opened the door like hey.

1160
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 10: Y'all, and I'm like, wait a minute, he's back to

1161
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 10: He's going can you guys keep it down?

1162
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 1: Then I thought you were death, Like what's going on?

1163
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: It says right, here, like.

1164
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 2: Do I haven't you know?

1165
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's I mean, that is kind of

1166
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: brilliant to be honest with. When I was someone texted

1167
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: sixth ree olo. When I was in beauty school to

1168
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: become an esthetician, we had to tell them every single

1169
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: benefit of every single thing we were going to do,

1170
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: and people would not care, even if they were sleeping.

1171
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: We had to continue telling them. It was horrible. I

1172
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: would be so relieved sitting there talking to a sleeping

1173
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: person like a psycho. There you go, there you go.

1174
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: You spit straight facts. Well, at least once I say them,

1175
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: they're facts, Jason, to make them real. Yeah, today we're

1176
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: giving away eighty thousand eggs and you're like, oh god,

1177
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: I guess we are. We are now? Yeah, I would

1178
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: take that be a good prize. Actually, well, if you

1179
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: ask my mom, you can keep eighty thousand eggs in

1180
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: the refrigerator for like until like from prehistoric times. You

1181
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: can get me. I don't know. She keeps eggs for

1182
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: a long time. I don't know how long. I think

1183
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: you can keep them a long time, but I don't know.

1184
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, how long have those eggs been there?

1185
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: How long can you keep an egg in the refrigerator.

1186
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 7: It depends on in the fridge because if you don't

1187
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 7: take the film off, you can leave them on the

1188
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 7: counter for a long period of time, but you can't.

1189
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: It's hard to get them with the film.

1190
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like a fresh pharmag.

1191
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, five weeks the fridge. I have a feeling those

1192
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 1: eggs a littler than that.

1193
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 2: Right when stored properly in their original cartons. You know

1194
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,439
Speaker 2: how some people like take it out of their carden

1195
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 2: and then put it in the fridge carton. Yeah, now

1196
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 2: that affects the freshness. Eggs them in the cart and

1197
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: keep them in the syrophoam or paper.

1198
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, Like those eggs have been there

1199
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: for a while, way from the hatch or something. I

1200
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: don't know what she's doing, but i'll tell you. Food

1201
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: safety is a is an interesting topic among the older

1202
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: general I say older older than me, older generation, because

1203
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the person that if it's been there for

1204
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: a little bit and if it's getting especially if it's

1205
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: getting close to that date, or if I just have

1206
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: a feeling about it, just just get a new one. Like,

1207
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not I'm not too. I'm not

1208
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 1: trying to push it as it pertains to the food. Say,

1209
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 1: you know, sell buy used by I don't know. It

1210
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: makes me a little nervous, you know what I mean.

1211
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, the older I get though, I'm starting to be

1212
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 10: like more like Mama Fred, Like I have eggs now.

1213
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 10: For a long time before I was very like, oh

1214
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 10: if it says the date, I'm throwing it out right away.

1215
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 10: Now I kind of like smell things. I'll taste it

1216
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 10: first and see, well, how do you taste an egg

1217
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 10: before you cook?

1218
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 8: What?

1219
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 10: No, the eggs Look, I'll keep an egg forever, you

1220
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 10: know what I'm saying. Once I crack it and see,

1221
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 10: it's just it looks like a regular egg. It's getting fried, scrambled,

1222
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 10: laid to the side.

1223
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: But this woman doesn't believe in crystals. But she's apparently

1224
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: a food scientist and just trust nature. Now you must

1225
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: have a stomach of steel. I know it's wild out here.

1226
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 3: Like I just ate some old salsa. I saw that

1227
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 3: that was okay.

1228
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 10: And everybody like it was. But it was split like

1229
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,240
Speaker 10: people were like, throw it away, No, it has onions

1230
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 10: in it. You can't do that. And I ate it

1231
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 10: and I'm alive. Usually smell will tell you yeah yeah, yeah,

1232
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 10: But eggs, I just feel like when you crack it,

1233
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 10: it looks regular.

1234
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 3: I mean, think about it when they make the dates.

1235
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 7: So they have to be super conservative because they're not

1236
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 7: trying to get like suede.

1237
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, they wanted to buy more.

1238
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm a hypocrite because then if you go

1239
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: in my bathroom, I've got like, I don't know oil.

1240
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: Well all right now, well not that you know, I

1241
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: don't know lotion is what I meant to say. But

1242
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: then I went on some kind of a Diddy track,

1243
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,919
Speaker 1: so I was never invited to those parties, thank god.

1244
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Stanley to Jesus.

1245
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: Yeah right, well that's that's what I'm talking about it.

1246
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking about olive oil. Sometimes I use that on

1247
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: my face, you know, it's to keep How do you

1248
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: think I look so young all the time? This partially

1249
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: gray hair? How do you get right? I'm older than

1250
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,439
Speaker 1: the eggs? Yea, you are gray in like a good way.

1251
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: Well they're gray in all right?

1252
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1253
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's called stress.

1254
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, I saw a few new ones you okay.

1255
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm doing great, hanging like right here, I

1256
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: mean my emo face. It's fun. Don't worry about it. No,

1257
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 1: But like, I don't know, there's stuff like my uh

1258
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: my old cleaning person came once a month. That's that's

1259
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: how that's how boogy I am. I have a cleaning

1260
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: person once a month, and she'd come in there and

1261
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: like I'd come home and there was just like she

1262
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: would take pictures of everything she threw away, and then

1263
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: she threw it away, and I would come home. I

1264
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 1: had nothing, Like there was no lotion. I had nothing

1265
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 1: like a face loads or whatever. She's like, well it

1266
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: with the date on it was too I'm like, I

1267
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,760
Speaker 1: cannot remember the last time that I in my bathroom

1268
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: I looked at a date on something, honestly, And maybe

1269
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: I should be more focused on that than on the

1270
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: age of the eggs. I didn't even know that eggs.

1271
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: He never looked at a lotion bottle like, yeah, apparently

1272
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,399
Speaker 1: they expire. You're not supposed to use him anymore, and

1273
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: so she throw them away. I'd be like, now, hold on,

1274
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: but the problem is some of the stuff obviously was

1275
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: getting old because I didn't use it very oll alo

1276
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: vera or something, you know, But then when you need it,

1277
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: you need it, So I'm like, oh, I got that,

1278
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: and then I go look for it's not there. I'm like, ah,

1279
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 1: Gabby threw it away. Yeah, I guess she moved away.

1280
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: I think after cleaning my house she moved away. She retired.

1281
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: I think she still lives here. Actually she just said

1282
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: she moved away, so she had to clean my house anymore. No,

1283
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: she sent replacements. But yeah, I don't. I don't know.

1284
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 1: Do you go through the bathroom and Kiki doesn't. But

1285
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: I guess every item in there has an expiration date

1286
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: on it, either, like neosporin. How often you use neosporin.

1287
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's I'm assuming it has a

1288
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,319
Speaker 1: date on it. But that's an example of something that

1289
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Speaker 1: you don't use that often, and then when you go

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Speaker 1: to use it, you expect it to be there, and

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Speaker 1: then you know, unless you have Gabby and then it

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Speaker 1: gets thrown away. No, Gabby, it means many years. No.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and makeup has it too.

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Speaker 7: But I'm like trying to get an eye infection the

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Speaker 7: way I have old mass hear on you too.

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Speaker 1: Expensive exactly trending stories in just a second, What do

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Speaker 1: I have for you guys? This morning? I was gonna

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Speaker 1: do a McDonald's story, but because we have to have

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00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: some sort of fast food story and what's trending. But

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Speaker 1: they have a new value menu they're rolling out today.

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Speaker 1: In case you're wondering, I am of all people trying

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Speaker 1: to save TikTok. Shark tank is trying to save TikTok.

1303
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: Kiky's here for it. There's a woman who had a

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Speaker 1: very what she's claiming is a very strange reaction, and

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00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: I showed it to Jason this morning. A very strange

1306
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: reaction to the COVID vaccine, A very strange reaction. I'll

1307
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 1: tell you about it. White Castle and another snowplow naming contest.

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Speaker 1: What could possibly go wrong? Hold out a second? Hi, Tiffany,

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Tiffany. Hi, what do you want

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Speaker 1: to say? Welcome?

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Speaker 3: So I just.

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Speaker 18: Wanted to let you guys know, I have a little

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Speaker 18: trick that I use with my eggs. And if you

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Speaker 18: put it in a clear glass of water and it

1315
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Speaker 18: floats up or floats to the top, it's going to

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Speaker 18: be old. But a good egg will say at the

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Speaker 18: bottom or just lift up just a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Really okay, okay, yeah, well that's good too. That's a

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Speaker 1: step I may or may not take. But that's good

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Speaker 1: to know. Appreciate that. Thank you, Tiffany.

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Speaker 3: Have a good day, No problem, you too.

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Speaker 1: I want you to float the eggs before you eat him.

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Speaker 1: Now float them? Yeah, okay, if they float, don't eat them.

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Speaker 1: Well in the city. I actually do. I do have

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Speaker 1: a burner from I do have a burner. You do

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Speaker 1: you do? I've never used it, but I have one.

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Speaker 1: I know you was in the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that is so hands that.

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Speaker 1: I say, how terrible we are. Fred's show is Jason

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Speaker 1: Brady tried to kill your your partner last night? Is

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Speaker 1: that my understanding? Yeah, this is a Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: a couple of nights ago.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I decided to, Uh, I am cooking more,

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00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 2: and so I decided to make a debut and new dish.

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Speaker 1: Where are you getting these dishes that you're debuting like magazines?

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Speaker 1: No lazymeals dot com? Oh okay, I my.

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Speaker 2: Skill is very low, Okay, so I go for the

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Speaker 2: easiest of the easy, and so this one was very easy.

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Speaker 1: I will make anything into a cast role.

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Speaker 2: Okay, just put anything into a baking dish there on

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Speaker 2: the ovens that's on top, and like we're good, right, well,

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Speaker 2: I made this made this castle role and I could

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Speaker 2: just tell, like Cathley, there was like I don't know,

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Speaker 2: like this isn't We were having the same issue when

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00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 2: you were at About You. Fred was looking at me

1346
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 2: like this ain't seasoned, and right, excuse me, excuse me.

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00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: When I was the chef at Benny Hannah a few

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, all right, and you guys hate the food.

1349
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Speaker 1: I hate the food. Later and the food tasted fine,

1350
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Speaker 1: it was great. You need sauce, you need salt dip

1351
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: in soy sauce and problem solved. Sauce what it was great?

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Speaker 1: After the Fread Show is on Fread's Fun Fact.

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Speaker 6: Fredd, alright, let's learn so much guys.

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Speaker 1: So did you know this is very cute? Did you

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00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: know that dolphins name each other? That's cute. It's animal

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Speaker 1: themed fun Fact week, and so it's all been it's

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Speaker 1: been all animals this we but dolphins use unique whistles

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Speaker 1: to distinguish each other in a pod. So dolphins name

1359
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Speaker 1: each They all have a little names for each other. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what was that? Who just made them? What was the dolphin?

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Speaker 3: That's my dolphin name for you?

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Speaker 16: Oh?

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Speaker 1: You just called me a jackass. That's that I speak dolphin,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know if I want to be called

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Speaker 1: what is it, big cul or whatever. I want to

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Speaker 1: be called the big sweet potato. Come on, man, more

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Speaker 1: Fred Show next