Speaker 1: So Tim Dylan and I are in a relationship. The
Speaker 1: only thing we are not doing is fucking.
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 1: I think we're like a couple. Now, we're like Barry
Speaker 1: Diller and Diane von Furstenberg. He can date other people,
Speaker 1: he could do he wants, so can I. But he
Speaker 1: and I we hang.
Speaker 2: We can hang like we went.
Speaker 1: We were making a joke because So the first time
Speaker 1: I met Tim Dillan through Whitney Cummings, who doesn't mind
Speaker 1: the friend jumping, meaning like I love Whitney. But now
Speaker 1: I'm kind of closer with Tim because I've spent more
Speaker 1: time with him. I confide in her more. She's more
Speaker 1: touchy feely, and she is a woman, and we connect
Speaker 1: on different on a different level, and we do sometimes
Speaker 1: include her in our chat, but now we have our
Speaker 1: own thing going and she's not a jealous person about
Speaker 1: me friend jumping. So I met him through Whitney because
Speaker 1: they were texting back and forth about lyme disease and
Speaker 1: the Hamptons and he's in the Hamptons and I'm in
Speaker 1: the Hamptons and wanted to connect on something. And then
Speaker 1: he and I jumped off and had a separate text
Speaker 1: without her. Thus friend jumping, and he came over to
Speaker 1: my house and I took him on a boat to
Speaker 1: Sunset Beach, and then.
Speaker 2: I went to his house.
Speaker 1: For a party, like a barbecue with a lot of young,
Speaker 1: good looking gay men and like producers and comedians and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. And then it got really serious. And
Speaker 1: this is when it got serious. He can hang like
Speaker 1: he can just roll. And he came with me to
Speaker 1: Sunset Beach. No, he came with me to surf Lodge
Speaker 1: to fiddy to fifty cent. He said, I can't say fiddy,
Speaker 1: And that's weird that he who's very politically incorrect, telling
Speaker 1: me that I can't say fitty.
Speaker 2: But I think I can't because people say fitty. I
Speaker 2: looked it up.
Speaker 1: Doesn't say we can't say it. But I thought somehow
Speaker 1: I'd be canceled if I said fiddy. But I can,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, let's say fifty. So he came with
Speaker 1: me to half a dollar at the Surflage and.
Speaker 2: I bought a bot. I was like, you know, I
Speaker 2: bought us a bottle and.
Speaker 1: We had a crazy amazing table and he was able
Speaker 1: to like go. He was the hunter. I was the gatherer.
Speaker 1: I was sitting at the table. He was walking out
Speaker 1: into the pit meeting different people. He brought what the hell.
Speaker 2: Is the guy's name?
Speaker 1: He brought this like comedian's manager back over to the
Speaker 1: table that was hanging with us. I guesseame was Anthony,
Speaker 1: but I might be making that up. And then like
Speaker 1: he would just go out into the crowd, have fun,
Speaker 1: talk to people, hunt and gather and bring them back.
Speaker 1: And then afterwards we passed the baton to him, and
Speaker 1: he said, can we go to Sagarbor Tavern, which is
Speaker 1: supposed to have the best burger in the Hamptons, to
Speaker 1: say the least, because it's supposed to have the best
Speaker 1: burger anywhere, because it's the sister or brother restaurant to
Speaker 1: Red Hook Tavern in Brooklyn, which is supposed to have
Speaker 1: the best burger anywhere. And all summer it's been like
Speaker 1: people say, there's a big crowd at sag Harber Tavern,
Speaker 1: so I haven't even attempted, and that the burger's insane.
Speaker 1: But I forgot about it, and we were so I
Speaker 1: was so buzzed that I forgot and was trying to
Speaker 1: go to Bill Boukay, the douchiest place on earth, Like
Speaker 1: you know how they say, Disney is the douchiest place
Speaker 1: on Earth. Bill Bouchay and the Hamptons is the douchiest
Speaker 1: place on Earth. It is the Star Wars bar. It's
Speaker 1: every divorce a like with their divorce lawyer on hold
Speaker 1: trying to get a divorce while like trying to fuck
Speaker 1: the pool guy. So so we come back and then
Speaker 1: he's the one who has access to the chef Billy
Speaker 1: who presents me with the VIP burger, thus passing the
Speaker 1: baton to him because I brought him to the fifty
Speaker 1: cent experience, so he like, for me, for somebody else,
Speaker 1: the fifty cent experience is a more valuable experience. But
Speaker 1: for me, a burger like the best burger and the
Speaker 1: guy bringing it out to me that's like Main and
Speaker 1: Maine for me. So him bringing me and introducing me
Speaker 1: to the chef who like made me feel like you know,
Speaker 1: a king with like someone presenting me the royal burger
Speaker 1: that was elite. And then but we're still gonna call
Speaker 1: the whole night my night because I was the one
Speaker 1: who brought us out, and I had my driver, and
Speaker 1: like I took care of the fifty cent experience, which
Speaker 1: was expensive because bottles there a fortune and like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna give this night to me. So then
Speaker 1: next he saw that night and he raised me and
Speaker 1: we went to the US Open and we sat like courtside,
Speaker 1: so that felt really elite and I'm a baller and
Speaker 1: like I think the tickets are like five grand each.
Speaker 1: So Tim brought me and it was like, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: sleep with you at this point, like you now you
Speaker 1: took me courtside, like okay, you know, okay. He didn't
Speaker 1: feed me at one fucking stick of food. He didn't
Speaker 1: even ask me. He did get me a water after
Speaker 1: like an hour and a half. He did ask me
Speaker 1: if I had a mint, which made me think that
Speaker 1: maybe I needed one. But because I was, I felt
Speaker 1: like it was the high holidays and I had like
Speaker 1: dry mouth, and I was like, fuck, Tim Dylan, can't
Speaker 1: the guy bebra Like I'm not that bitch, but today
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just was feeling the driest mouth ever.
Speaker 1: So he didn't get me food, and then we were
Speaker 1: like stopped at an exon Mark, but you could only
Speaker 1: go into that like little drawer where some guy's looking
Speaker 1: through and you can't pick anything that's not a good model,
Speaker 1: like they should have that be almost like an autumn
Speaker 1: at where you could like press a button and then
Speaker 1: they send something out. It should be like a giant
Speaker 1: vending machine. Like the gas station should be a giant
Speaker 1: vending machine where you press some button and it spits
Speaker 1: out the food you want with like cause you can't see,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't make any sense. Yes, you can get
Speaker 1: gas there, but like the guy is sitting behind the
Speaker 1: glass and you have to put things in a drawer,
Speaker 1: but like, how would I know the best part of
Speaker 1: it going to minimot is deciding they don't all have
Speaker 1: the same things. Different slushies, different coffees, different bars, different
Speaker 1: you know, meat sticks, like snacks, like they just it's
Speaker 1: just not a smart model. Makes no fucking sense, to
Speaker 1: be honest. What's your beverages? You've snappled? You have that?
Speaker 2: Bye?
Speaker 1: Do you have Arizona bever Like? Do you coke pepsi
Speaker 1: like mountain dew or do you have doctor pepper up?
Speaker 1: Like it's a terrible model. So I didn't get any
Speaker 1: food there, and it felt slightly unsafe. We're like outside
Speaker 1: off the highway. He's in a white Bentley, I'm in
Speaker 1: a miniskirt. It's just all like it's giving. Please rob us,
Speaker 1: please just jack our car. So that was that night.
Speaker 1: And then it was like he won, like he took
Speaker 1: me court side, right, didn't that kind of I don't know,
Speaker 1: fifty was great whatever. So now I shall I fucking
Speaker 1: I fucking dunked the basket. I say, okay, a couple
Speaker 1: of days, come with me. We're going to we're gonna
Speaker 1: we're going to shay Stadium or Cityfield. We're going to
Speaker 1: city Field and we're going to the Mets game. Oh
Speaker 1: but wait, there's more. My friends own the team.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: So we go up to the sickest suite you've ever
Speaker 1: seen in your life. It's like it's like a gorgeous
Speaker 1: hotel suite that is so stunning, and like the food
Speaker 1: is crazy and it's steak, and it's everything from pretzels
Speaker 1: to hot dogs to like Brussels sprouts to sushi to
Speaker 1: Tommy Mattola there and with Talia and christ Stefano, who's
Speaker 1: another comedian is there, and it's just like it's just
Speaker 1: the players are coming up and the players' wives or
Speaker 1: another thing, and it's just like I'm a cool I'm
Speaker 1: the Cools bitch there is. I mean, that's just what.
Speaker 1: There's a famous photographer in there, and it's just like
Speaker 1: casual and fun. So Tim comes to that, so he's like,
Speaker 1: where the fuck am I taking you next?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: The Mechcala like you better, you better pull your shit together.
Speaker 1: But we get along real well. We have a good dynamic.
Speaker 1: And I just I texted Whitney I said, the only
Speaker 1: thing Tim Dylan and I have not done together is fuck.
Speaker 1: So the night is young, but yeah, he's a great
Speaker 1: plus one. He's a great date.
Speaker 2: We vibe, but we laugh.
Speaker 1: And and people are having fomo about it, like other
Speaker 1: comedians are like tech slipping in my DMS and in his.
Speaker 1: Like they're like having like fomo, like why are these
Speaker 1: two friends? You know, people like why are they friends?
Speaker 1: It's annoying them because it's like these two don't seem
Speaker 1: to make sense. But then when you really think about it,
Speaker 1: we make perfect sense. So yeah, we're just shaking up
Speaker 1: some people who are getting a little irritated. Whitney Cumming's
Speaker 1: not included there because she's fine. She's allowed me to jump,
Speaker 1: but I always bring her back in by saying things
Speaker 1: like and that you know. And I also am now
Speaker 1: a comedian because I'm going on stage with Whitney at
Speaker 1: her show at the Beacon, so that that by definition
Speaker 1: i'm a comedian.
Speaker 2: I'm a supermodel.
Speaker 1: Also, we'll talk about that later, we'll unpack that later,
Speaker 1: but yes, I'm a supermodel. Yeah, Adventure Era continues. I
Speaker 1: go to the Mets game. My friend Alex and Steve
Speaker 1: are there. It's their team, and I walk in and
Speaker 1: I tell Alex just about some stuff I have going on,
Speaker 1: and she says to me, you want to come to
Speaker 1: LA tomorrow morning jump on.
Speaker 2: And I said, like fuck it. I went and talked
Speaker 2: to my daughter. She said go.
Speaker 1: And I've been to my adventure Era and it's funny
Speaker 1: because when you're not happy, your kids notice it. And
Speaker 1: it's a you can't win for losing, because if you're
Speaker 1: not happy, your kids notice you're depressed, You're like not
Speaker 1: that motivated to do things, or you could be a
Speaker 1: little snappy. And I know this is going to sound
Speaker 1: like a crazy comparison, but Steve Madden once said to
Speaker 1: me on this show that his sobriety comes first before family,
Speaker 1: before work, before anything, because if he's not sober, everything
Speaker 1: falls apart. And I'm gonna call my sobriety my happiness
Speaker 1: because if I'm not happy, everything falls apart. And I've
Speaker 1: told Brinn when she wants to pull me in different
Speaker 1: directions or you know how they play the emotional blackmail
Speaker 1: or the guilt the kids do and like want you
Speaker 1: to just sit at home like in a holding pattern,
Speaker 1: waiting for when you have to drive them somewhere or
Speaker 1: if they might want to grace you with their hanging
Speaker 1: out presence versus us. I'm a good parent. I'm an
Speaker 1: involved parent. I am a supportive parent. I am an
Speaker 1: emotionally intelligent parent. I am a loving parent. I am
Speaker 1: a fun parent. I provide experiences. I provide material things
Speaker 1: and trips and education and involvement. But I I want
Speaker 1: to have a life. And what I'm not going to
Speaker 1: do is let my you know, the inmates run the
Speaker 1: asylum my kid like drive and make me feel guilty
Speaker 1: about wanting to have fun. And I'm the mom that
Speaker 1: as when she was young because of my divorce and
Speaker 1: the trauma it created, I never left her for a second.
Speaker 1: I thought there was something wrong with me and that
Speaker 1: I was doing something terribly wrong. If I went out
Speaker 1: to dinner if I left her for a minute. And
Speaker 1: they say the fifties housewives were with their kids a
Speaker 1: lot less than we are now as working moms, because
Speaker 1: they weren't even with their kids. They just opened up
Speaker 1: the back door and they ran out. They were home,
Speaker 1: but it didn't mean they were like connecting and bubble
Speaker 1: wrapping their kid in perfection and all that shit. And
Speaker 1: so I went to LA but I think once I went,
Speaker 1: she was like a little bummed that I had gone.
Speaker 1: And then, you know, but we're not connect You know,
Speaker 1: we didn't spend that much time together. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: we spend all our time together, and in fact, this
Speaker 1: weekend you had multiple social plans, which is why we
Speaker 1: didn't spend the weekend together. And like they want to
Speaker 1: kind of gaslight you into thinking that you're doing something wrong.
Speaker 1: If you're not there for every second that they want
Speaker 1: you to be. You four games, you miss one, you're like,
Speaker 1: you know, a terrible parent. And I'm really really being
Speaker 1: very serious about prioritizing my own happiness and having a
Speaker 1: life also because I don't want to be like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be home alone miserable when she's out
Speaker 1: and my identity is like if she's out with her friends,
Speaker 1: which she's gonna need me less and want to be
Speaker 1: with me less, as everyone has pointed out. So if
Speaker 1: I'm not working on the skill of socializing and interacting
Speaker 1: and doing things, I'm going to be just home sewing
Speaker 1: costumes and packing lunches and you know, not nurturing my
Speaker 1: own social happiness. And so I'm setting boundaries, and I
Speaker 1: think it's important that we do that. Like our identity
Speaker 1: doesn't mean our identity isn't only being a parent. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean like our whole life has to stop and
Speaker 1: we're doing something wrong if we do something for ourselves.
Speaker 1: So I'm taking very seriously my adventure era. And that's
Speaker 1: why I said to Alex, which was counter intuitive. I said, like, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: because it was days that I have brit Now she
Speaker 1: gets home at seven o'clock, she's locked in her room.
Speaker 1: I barely see hers. She's doing homework. We kiss, we
Speaker 1: have food together, but it's like fleeting. Now I'm driving
Speaker 1: her to school, but they're not always wanting to talk.
Speaker 1: And it's nice to be in the same space. But
Speaker 1: I just said, I'm going to go somewhere for a
Speaker 1: couple of days, and I was glad that I did.
Speaker 2: I had a great time.
Speaker 1: It was Alex's daughter, Sophie's birthday, and I just felt
Speaker 1: like I was being adventurous. Like I just felt like
Speaker 1: I was saying yes. I was like, yes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get on the plane and come with you guys. Yes
Speaker 1: we're going to La. Yes, I'm going to do something fun.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to like, really, I'm really still in
Speaker 1: my adventure. I have a couple of things. I was
Speaker 1: offered a crazy acting gig that I have to decide
Speaker 1: if I want to do another thing that's going to
Speaker 1: knock your socks off. Like because of this attitude that
Speaker 1: I have and because of this adventure era, like a
Speaker 1: lot of things are flying in the energy. It's an
Speaker 1: inertia and things are opportunities are flying in because there's
Speaker 1: an alchemy to everything that I'm doing. There's like an
Speaker 1: actual chemistry to everything that I'm doing, and there's an
Speaker 1: energetic shift and I strongly recommend it. I strongly recommend
Speaker 1: that you prioritize your happiness and don't apologize for things
Speaker 1: that you're doing to make yourself happy. Doesn't mean you're
Speaker 1: out doing drugs and you know, turning tricks in your
Speaker 1: living room. It just means like you can have your
Speaker 1: own life you're supposed to, and I'm really exercising that
Speaker 1: option for the first time ever since being a parent.
Speaker 1: I've never exercised that option. And if that means one
Speaker 1: or two nights that my daughter's not with me, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Like I'm becoming okay with that. I was never like that.
Speaker 1: I never went anywhere, So I think it's liberating and
Speaker 1: also then for you to let your kids know that too,
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I am lonely when I'm not with you,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be alone. I want to
Speaker 1: go have fun and have friends and maybe you know,
Speaker 1: date and just explore. So that's where I stand when
Speaker 1: it comes to personal joy and happiness
Speaker 2: And want to back to be out of the