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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: to be empty. And I said, no, guest, your presences

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Speaker 2: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineker. You're

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Speaker 2: whoever you are. You're doing your thing. I hope you're

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Speaker 2: be dedicated to someone. Let's dedicate this episode to anyone

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Speaker 2: named anyone named Christopher. This episode goes out to you.

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Speaker 2: If your name is Christopher, I'm talking mostly to you,

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Speaker 2: And if your name isn't Christopher, I'm also talking to you,

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Speaker 2: but largely to the Christophers of the world. Go out

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Speaker 2: and enjoyed this podcast, and enjoyed this one in particular

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Speaker 2: because we have someone on this podcast this episode. Her

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Speaker 2: name isn't Christopher. Her name is Arden Marine, and I'm

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Speaker 2: so honestly just thrilled to have her. We're sitting here

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Speaker 2: on the zoom Arden and welcome to. I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I'm so glad that I'm here.

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Speaker 3: On Christopher Thursday, I was hoping it was. I didn't

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Speaker 3: want to put in a request. I didn't want to

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Speaker 3: look high maintenance, but it is. Hello, Christopher, I'm so

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Speaker 3: glad you were born. Hello be sweet Chris Christy's or

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Speaker 2: I knew, I know Christopher. His parents called him critter,

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Speaker 2: which I don't know that that's I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: agree that where did you grow up? Where did you

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Speaker 3: Great? I love it. I feel like a right we

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Speaker 3: could get a nice TOF.

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Speaker 2: Grace.

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Speaker 3: He actually had it legally said that there could be

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Speaker 2: To If you tried to name your child tofer tof

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Speaker 3: Where is Topah Grace? He was and I And by

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Speaker 3: the way, I'm not saying that like I'm nailing it.

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Speaker 3: So this guy is probably much richer than I'm hiding

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Speaker 3: from the black hole son in a garage right now.

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Speaker 3: So I'm saying this is not me going well. But

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Speaker 3: I remember he was very cute, and there was and

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Speaker 3: then there was that movie that was actually really fun.

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Speaker 3: Was tof for Grace in the movie that had like

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Speaker 3: that house party? Was there like a house party situation.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a great movie. But I love any I

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Speaker 3: love anything that takes place all in one night, like

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Speaker 3: after Hours American Graffiti. I mean, I feel like even No.

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Speaker 3: Sixteen Candles was longer than that. But I like one

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Speaker 3: what was the one with Jonah Hill that he oh.

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Speaker 2: Wait, superbad, superbad, superbad? And wait was Jonah Hill also

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Speaker 2: and it was a party at night?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it was all one. Give me one. I

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Speaker 2: The mystery and the magic of After eleven, I clock,

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Speaker 1: Are you?

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Speaker 3: Are you a night owl?

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Speaker 3: Where did my where'd the fund me go?

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Speaker 3: What was your When did this time? When did it

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Speaker 2: This sounds a little bit like when I first I mean,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, your body's releasing something. And I know

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Speaker 2: Well, well, it's comforting to know that other people are

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wear jeans. I put them on once a

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Speaker 2: So that's what to I mean, start twenty twenty one

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Speaker 3: And then I painted the floor white, just like the cement.

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Speaker 3: I'll send you some pictures and if you actually like so,

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Speaker 3: We're going to go out of business. And World Market

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Speaker 3: No, no, it was truly let me bee roll with

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Speaker 3: I went to I was also overwhelmed. And I went

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00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 3: to World Market and I just stood there on one

437
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 3: of their big weird dated and I just there was

438
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,959
Speaker 3: so many to pick from, and I just built the visual.

439
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 3: I watched what other people were doing, and I kind

440
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 3: of built the pile there and I just brought it home.

441
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 3: But there's so much cheaper than somebody else. And they

442
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 3: look kind of like a bougie silver like roots.

443
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: I mean, if they fall apart, who cares?

444
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 3: It cares? Who cares? They're like nineteen dollars, Who cares?

445
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,959
Speaker 2: I'd like in two years when they fallen apart, you're

446
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,360
Speaker 2: probably gonna want a different type of pillow. Anyway, can

447
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 2: be a different person. You're going to literally be a coaching.

448
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 3: You're going to be You're going to be a pilot

449
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 3: by that.

450
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 2: Right, Arden, I mean, speaking of your house. I mean,

451
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 2: this is something I didn't I wasn't planning to talk

452
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 2: about on the podcast. It wasn't something I didn't even

453
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 2: want to get into. But I feel like you brought

454
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 2: up the house and we might as well just let's

455
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: talk about it. So a few weeks ago, we you know,

456
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 2: we decided you were going to be on this show,

457
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: and you and I had some email exchanges and you

458
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 2: kind of casually dropped the idea of me coming by

459
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 2: your house, and you said, maybe come to my driveway. Yeah,

460
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 2: there's going to be something there for you. And I thought, okay,

461
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 2: I've never actually met Arden, I've never been to her house.

462
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 3: What you don't know what good or a bad thing

463
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 3: was waiting. You didn't know what it could have been anything.

464
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 2: I mean, all I knew at the time was you

465
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 2: were going to come on my podcast called I said, no.

466
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 3: Gifts, no, I know, and I wanted to be respectful of.

467
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 2: That, right, And so I, you know, I put on

468
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 2: my mask, I came over to your house, which is

469
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 2: so charming, by the way, from the exterior, very nice,

470
00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:00,719
Speaker 2: just green, gardeny, wonderful little space. I have my sunglasses

471
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 2: my mask on suddenly as a stranger, just kind of uh,

472
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 2: trespassing on your property, wandering around your driveway. Who knows

473
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 2: what your neighbor's are thinking. I don't know what to expect.

474
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:18,679
Speaker 2: And then I stumble upon two truly beautifully wrapped boxes.

475
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, I know, you said to me. Yeah,

476
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 3: I know, I know. I should have listened.

477
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:25,919
Speaker 2: I know.

478
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 3: I wish Shia lah Boof had just been waiting for

479
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 3: you in art project. I wish that it was like

480
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 3: that you came and I'd gotten Shi lah Boof and

481
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 3: it was just waiting behind a desk in my driveway,

482
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 3: just you know, with a mask and a speedo and

483
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 3: that's it, and like just to chat, just to do

484
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 3: like that. I wish that. I know I tried to

485
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 3: get Shia, but I didn't know him, and right, and

486
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 3: I felt like if I'd gotten Shia, I wouldn't have

487
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 3: technically been a gift. It would have just been like

488
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 3: an experience, you know, like which is also again which

489
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 3: is a great gift. But you couldn't accuse me of

490
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 3: disrespecting your your.

491
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 2: Ask and so right, and also both we both have

492
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: Shia in our lives, and I don't know that anyone

493
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: wants that.

494
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 3: I mean, it would be it would be too much.

495
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 3: And so I know that you said no gifts. I'm

496
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 3: really sorry. I just felt I just I saw these

497
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 3: things and I just I felt that I just wanted

498
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 3: to give you a little something.

499
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: Okay, appreciate, I appreciate, Yeah, gesture. Sure. On the other hand,

500
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: Field deeply disrespected.

501
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 3: That's I'm really sorry. I'm so sorry.

502
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 2: I mean, we're now in this spot where I mean,

503
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 2: do you want me to open them now? Yes?

504
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 3: I mean do you mind? I mean, if you want

505
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 3: to take them back, you can look.

506
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like my back is now just

507
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: against the wall. There's probably footage of me going in

508
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 2: your driveway. Who knows what you'll do with that.

509
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I've been watching that. That footage has been on

510
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 3: loop for weeks weeks. Okay, Well, I mean that's my

511
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 3: new that's my new acting reel.

512
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 2: I think that this is the most beautifully wrapped podcast

513
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: so far. So let's just give God thank you a

514
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: blue and purple gift.

515
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 3: Okay, So the blue gift is the purple gift is

516
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 3: really the more of the gift gift. But the blue

517
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 3: gift is something that's meaningful to me that, but it

518
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 3: will feel I didn't want you to think that. I

519
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 3: thought I knew that it wasn't enough of a gift. Okay,

520
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 3: So so the blue gift is more like I wanted

521
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 3: to share something with you, but I didn't expect to

522
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 3: get credit for even though I'm not supposed to give

523
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: you a gift. So you could start with the blue

524
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 3: and then end with the finale.

525
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 2: Okay, let's start with the blue. Let me get it here.

526
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 3: Great, you know I'm with the purple.

527
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a beautiful blue box. It's I mean,

528
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 2: the complimentary orange stickers on. It is a little bit

529
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 2: of everything.

530
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 3: It's like an eye hoop color palette.

531
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of does. It's a tasteful eye hoop.

532
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: It's a tasteful eye hop or. Back in the day

533
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 3: of Howard Johnson's.

534
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 2: Oh I never got to go to a Howard Johnson.

535
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 3: You know, they had very wonderful, terrible spaghetti for kids

536
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 3: called Mister Twist, and it wasn't very good, but it

537
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 3: was so good. I just, you know, twist mister Twist,

538
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 3: and it was like because you would twist up the spaghetti,

539
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 3: you know.

540
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: But mister Twist Okay, I'm opening this. I'm I mean,

541
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 2: you know, the gift wrapping on this podcast really ran

542
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 2: runs the gamut, and sometimes it's essentially not wrapped. So

543
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 2: my arms are not that strong.

544
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 3: Wait, but now you this goes with your This goes

545
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 3: with your last eighteen months of like, we're also giving

546
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 3: the gift of a workout you've been in training. This

547
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 3: is it. This is to for Grace and Shilah Boo.

548
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 3: We're going to come out. This is going to Nationals

549
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 3: right now. This is it.

550
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: Okay, we're opening it up.

551
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, okay.

552
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: If I ripped the box, rip.

553
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 3: It, honey, you better rip it. Let me mad if

554
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 3: you don't.

555
00:27:54,840 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: This is absurd, the beauty of this. Okay, there's a card.

556
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: She opened the card first in the card. Okay, let's

557
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: open this up.

558
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 3: It actually might be thoughtful. I'm not. I can't remember.

559
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's me. That's me.

560
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 3: That's me.

561
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: This is me.

562
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 2: I mean, well, we'll post the picture to Instagram.

563
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 3: I look like Barb from Stranger Things. That was my

564
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 3: audition headshot for the original Barb from Stranger Things.

565
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: This is a phenomenal photo. When was this sakon.

566
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 3: Sixth grade isn't she a looker? I think I was

567
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 3: twelve of her.

568
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, think thank you.

569
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 3: That's that's who you're talking. So I'm a natural gin.

570
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 3: I'm a natural gin.

571
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: Really.

572
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: Oh yes, collar, the braces, I'm in the hot package,

573
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 2: the pop collar.

574
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 3: She knows she looks good.

575
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 2: She knows.

576
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 3: I love the confidence of she's got a pop collar.

577
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: She's got a terrible haircut, she knows she nailed THEYD thing.

578
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: Like sixth grade. You looks older than you do. Now

579
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: you know what's mom?

580
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 3: I will accept My mom is so mad at you

581
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 3: in that card right now, that's me. I will accept

582
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 3: that compliment.

583
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 2: This is dear Bridger. I know you said no gifts,

584
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 2: but I hope, I hope these goodies make all of

585
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 2: your hopes and dreams come true. I'm including an advance copy,

586
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 2: oh fantastic of my upcoming memoir, Little Miscontent, And this

587
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 2: is something we need to circle back to because I

588
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 2: have some questions. Please I think of it. I think

589
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 2: it's a fun read with a lot of heart, perfect

590
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 2: for the dumpster fire that is twenty twenty. Can't wait

591
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: to do the pod. So now here we are on

592
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 2: the podcast. Oh and your parents are on them. Do

593
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 2: you have your own personal cards? What's the deal?

594
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 3: I made cards for the launch of my book.

595
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 2: This is incredible. I can't wait to share this photo

596
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: on the Instagram because people need to see. I mean,

597
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 2: I'm showing you. I don't know why. I'm sure.

598
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 3: I am never tired of like that photo. It's so

599
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,959
Speaker 3: funny when people because sometimes when I do my podcast

600
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 3: live when sometimes when people are like, no, no, it

601
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 3: was an ugly duckling, and then you see them and

602
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 3: they were fucking stunning.

603
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 2: And we were like, okay, yeah.

604
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 3: But I love when we posted the photo and people

605
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 3: are like, holy hell, whoa Like you were not exaggerated

606
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 3: like it was. It was you know, I was not

607
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 3: the coolest kid in school.

608
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 2: I mean kind of at this point, I'm going to

609
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: say you you kind of do look cool there. I

610
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 2: mean in the period it was fun.

611
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 3: I look, it was fun, but I mean I wasn't

612
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 3: like my milkshake, wasn't bringing all the boys to the yard?

613
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 2: How was that? Right now, I've dropped something on the floor,

614
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 2: so I'm ducking out a frame here. Oh it's just

615
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 2: a oh okay, perfect, It's it's for the book. It's

616
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 2: a little for the book.

617
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 3: She's been busy making little all sorts of little you

618
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 3: know what, when you're launching a book in a global pandemic,

619
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 3: as I always dreamed that I would.

620
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 2: Be, it's kind of the ideal environment to promote anything.

621
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 3: Oh, everybody, just it's just really all dreams of a

622
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 3: book tour. I always hoped it would be in my

623
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 3: garage with a black hole sun. You know, you just

624
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 3: make the best of it. So what did I do.

625
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 3: I went to the internet and I was like, I'm

626
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: gonna make some fun little goodies to send to people

627
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 3: so they will not be able to like at least

628
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 3: the packaging will be fun. Maybe we'll make them want

629
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: to read it. Oh, keep checking out. There's more.

630
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 2: Let's I hear like rattling rattle before I open this. Yeah,

631
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 2: I mean this is the sound effect of I mean,

632
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 2: as far as this podcast goes, the most sound you're

633
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: gonna get. Yes, yes, there we got wrapping paper. Okay,

634
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Harden this is this is a phenomenal.

635
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm getting a little miss Compton uh tote bag,

636
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 2: which is fantastic.

637
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 3: And I went for the bougie high end canvas. I

638
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 3: didn't go for this shitty cotton garbage. That's a that's

639
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 3: like a book bag.

640
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: Yes, I could simply put your book, which is right

641
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 2: here into Yes, Yes, this is phenomenal. I can't wait

642
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 2: to Well, we have things to talk about with specifically

643
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: a little Compton's Wikipedia page, but we'll circle back because

644
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 2: I love that. I think you have some competition. Let's

645
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 2: just I can't wait.

646
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 3: I'm ready for that. I recreated, I recreated the photo.

647
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: Is this a puzzle? It's a puzzle you've gotten so,

648
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: I mean, this is phenomenal.

649
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I recreated my sixth grade photo.

650
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 3: I had braces made. What is that I got? I

651
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 3: found a prosthetics person that could they they taken a

652
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 3: mold of your mouth and they I had braces made

653
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 3: and they're like a retainer. I had upper and lower

654
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 3: braces made. I wanted that photo to be the first

655
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 3: of all. I wanted the sixth grade photo to be

656
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 3: my book cover, but they wouldn't let me. And then

657
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 3: I wanted the recreation because they wanted me on it.

658
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 3: So then I wanted but I didn't want to be

659
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 3: pretty lady with like a champagne glass like I fucked them.

660
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 3: I didn't want. They always like they put you in

661
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 3: like a sexy dress, like I didn't. I'm not the lady.

662
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 3: I didn't want to be like in a cute dress like.

663
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 3: So then I wanted the recreation of the six grade

664
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 3: photo to be the cover and.

665
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: Foss out and is this your cat or is this

666
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: a prop cat?

667
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 3: Or that's my cat? Mittens like her thumbs.

668
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 2: Oh is she what is that called polydactyl polydactyl that's right,

669
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: polydactyl cats. I've never seen one in in the wild before.

670
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,239
Speaker 2: I would love to see shaken out.

671
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 3: Oh you love it. It doesn't disappoint that because she can

672
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 3: literally like open doors and drawers and things like she

673
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 3: uses it like a she like, yeah, she's smart.

674
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 2: And like grab you by the throat and she.

675
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 3: Was like, you give me I told you to give

676
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 3: me them greenies. Yeah exactly, Yeah for sure, for sure.

677
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 2: Did you seek out a polydectyl cat or did you

678
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 2: come into your life?

679
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 3: I did not seek out a polydexyl cat. She came

680
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 3: into my life and she has not disappointed. But I

681
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 3: will say from now on, if I get any other cats,

682
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 3: I would for sure got another one.

683
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to criticize you Arden. Uh,

684
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 2: you know, the name Mittens for a cat is wonderful,

685
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: but I feel like with a polydactyl cat, that cat

686
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 2: should be named Gloves.

687
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 3: Oh.

688
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 2: I just feel like, yeah, you know, you Scott, this

689
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 2: thing has fingers.

690
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 3: You're absolutely right, you know, I she came with the name.

691
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I could.

692
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 3: Have switched it. I mean, it's a cat, so I'm

693
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 3: sure she could have rolled with Gloves. She probably you know,

694
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 3: she's kind of a bruiser, so that it's it's I

695
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 3: could probably switch it.

696
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 2: It's worth considering. I mean I will nickname maybe from

697
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: Uncle Bridger's.

698
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 3: Oh Uncle Bridger. Well, I'm excited for the gift.

699
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 2: Gift, Okay, I mean should we let's talk about the

700
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: little the little content Wikipedia page for a moment, because

701
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 2: I did look into this before you came on, and I,

702
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: you know, my standard forty to sixty seconds of research,

703
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 2: and I was looking up a little Compton because I'm

704
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: just very curious. It's in Rhode Island. It's a very

705
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 2: small town right there in the title, of course, But

706
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 2: then you get on the Wikipedia page and this is

707
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 2: never I've never.

708
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 3: Been on the Wikipedia page. So this is fascinating here.

709
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a chance you have and you're just

710
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 2: lying because somebody has. This is the most editorialized intro

711
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 2: to a town. Let me just read a few lines

712
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 2: from this Wikipedia I've never been on it.

713
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

714
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 2: Okay, So you know, you get your standard little Compton

715
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: as a coastal town in Newport County, Road island, blah

716
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. Then you get to the next paragraph,

717
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 2: and the first line of this paragraph is the town

718
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: clings to the past, just as it clings to the coast.

719
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: And then you know, just kind of beautiful descriptions of

720
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: the town. And then you get to the final line

721
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 2: of the intro to this Wikipedia page. And let's keep

722
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 2: in mind Wikipedia is an encyclopedia. It is not a novel.

723
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: It says sleepy, sunlit summer days, bringing antique vehicle collectors

724
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 2: out onto the roadways as if time stands. Who is

725
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 2: working on the Little Compton wick.

726
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 3: I have to tell you what. Here's what's crazy, and

727
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 3: this is what. So last year I brought to Little Compton.

728
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 3: I brought Brian Sofie, Lauren Lopkiz, and Debbie Ryan so

729
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 3: like well, you took them there they came. We all

730
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,919
Speaker 3: we rented in Airbnb and we all went to a little

731
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 3: compton and my and my castle and and they were

732
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 3: all like they all loved it. But it real, and

733
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 3: I try to capture in the book is like it

734
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 3: really does. You feel like a time traveler.

735
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 2: Like looks wonderful.

736
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 3: It really is. And like there's like a little coffee

737
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 3: shop that's in like a barn and an apple orchard

738
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 3: and like that's the coffee shop.

739
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 2: You know, what a charming place.

740
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 3: And it was founded in the sixteen hundreds. I mean,

741
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 3: there's no stoplights, there's a town there. Oh there's for sure,

742
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 3: witches have been killed there. There's no four way intersections

743
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 3: because that's where they could put in colonial times, like

744
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 3: pre pre America, that you could only put a bar

745
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 3: or serve alcohol at a four way intersection, so that

746
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 3: all of the intersections. So it's like but I remember Brian.

747
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 3: Brian had like a Wham shirt with him, like a

748
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 3: George Michael Wham and he was like he was like,

749
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 3: oh can I not wear this? I was like, you

750
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 3: don't get it, Like nobody will care, like nobody will

751
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 3: eeve in. It's really live and let live, like it's

752
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 3: just this. It's just this other worldly place that I

753
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 3: happened to fly into. And it really when I got

754
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 3: out in the world, when I would tell, like if

755
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 3: I did monologues at ask at a UCB or whatever,

756
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 3: people are like, wait, what what is this town? And

757
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 3: so there's a lot of that.

758
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 2: In this It's difficult to get to.

759
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: It is.

760
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 3: It's very difficult to get to. I mean you have

761
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 3: to go out of your way to get there. So

762
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 3: you basically would fly to you use a time machine,

763
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 3: you click your elders time and you say apple pie

764
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 3: to get there. From La you fly direct to Logan

765
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 3: in Boston, or you could fly to Providence and then

766
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,439
Speaker 3: from Logan it's like an hour and a half drive.

767
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 3: It's the it's basically like the end of the earth.

768
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 3: It's a peninsula. It's the last it's like the last

769
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: stop on the train and get less and less steal service.

770
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 3: Three thousand people during the winter, six thousand in the summer.

771
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 2: Oh wow. They die and they die and they die

772
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: or eat each other.

773
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 3: They eat each other and then they revive. They go

774
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 3: to their sarcophagus for nine months and then we give

775
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 3: them a potion and we wake them up in the

776
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 3: apple orchard.

777
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: Yes, the number of undead is just exponentially growing in

778
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 2: little Compton, you know.

779
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 3: What, And everybody's cool with it. And that's that's just

780
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 3: the gym.

781
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 2: As long as there's a coffee shop in an apple barn,

782
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 2: it's that.

783
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 1: Is.

784
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 3: It's like, there's like a little barn in an apple orchard,

785
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 3: and that's the coffee shop. But it's like it's like

786
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 3: the size of my little here, Like that's this tiny barn.

787
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 2: You gotta go.

788
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 3: It's so great, it's so funny.

789
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: Wait, what's It's just a funny, strange place.

790
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 3: It's a strange place. Like so when I was growing up, allegedly,

791
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 3: allegedly we had no we had no police station. Allegedly

792
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 3: the chief of police could not read at the time.

793
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 3: And again, you know small towns. I don't know if it,

794
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 3: but people kept voting back into office because there was

795
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 3: no crime. Nobody locks her doors. And then while like

796
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 3: it turned out to be the site of the third

797
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 3: largest drug bust in the history of the United States.

798
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 2: What people were it was.

799
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 3: Hash was getting rolled. It was like coming in at

800
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 3: night on the fishing boats, like off the coast and

801
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 3: like rolled up into rugs that because nobody was like,

802
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 3: because there was no crime, who would you know, And

803
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: then the town the police got a percentage of the

804
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 3: street value of the drugs. I mean it was they

805
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 3: got like, you know, million into millions and millions and

806
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 3: millions of dollars that they had to just use on

807
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 3: the police force. So then they got like night vision goggles,

808
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 3: and they got like an indoor firing range, and they

809
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 3: got some of the stuff that was seized from like

810
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 3: the drug like so they got like the yacht that

811
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 3: the you know, the yacht. There was like t top

812
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 3: firebird cars that got made into cop cars. I mean,

813
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 3: it was just crazy. It's so fun. It's just that shit.

814
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they really swung from like wonderful

815
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 2: Colonial Williamsburg to like escape from New York all of

816
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: a sudden where the police are militarized and just have

817
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: night vision. What's happening RoboCop?

818
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: No, it does like RoboCop, but then it's like, you know,

819
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 3: and then there was this lady that would hang out

820
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 3: at the general store who had no teeth and and

821
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 3: smoke a corn cob pipe and she couldn't drive, and

822
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 3: so she would have like teenage boys deliver groceries to

823
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 3: her and she would show up nude and answer the door.

824
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 2: You know, there was like this was a land of wonders.

825
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 3: It was just a land of wonders and they're all

826
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 3: And my parents married on a dare. They met in

827
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 3: Manhattan and they married on a dare. And when they

828
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 3: had kids, they moved to this town and too little Compton,

829
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 3: and so it was just talk about sort of this

830
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 3: unusual upbringing work both the actual house was a little

831
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 3: bit like wacky. And then I was in this town,

832
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,479
Speaker 3: but I was raised by people from Manhattan. So even

833
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 3: though I went to like the local public schools like that,

834
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,959
Speaker 3: I was aware that there was a world out there,

835
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 3: but I lived here.

836
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: I need to circle back to your parents marrying on

837
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 2: a dare? Who dare your parents?

838
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 3: What?

839
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 2: I need you to break that down.

840
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 3: Okay, So my parents, Janet and Willie Marine, they met

841
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 3: they worked in New York and they were coworkers and

842
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 3: my dad was sort of the fun bad boy and

843
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 3: my mom was sort of like the innocent like cutie pie.

844
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know who like Kate Hudson or

845
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 3: a doors Day. I don't know, like who's today's version

846
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 3: of that I don't know.

847
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 2: I'm not going to try to guess, because I am

848
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 2: very bad at that.

849
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 3: I'm too the picture of your average little cutie pie

850
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 3: Arta marine, like an art and marine type. So they

851
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 3: so everybody got two weeks vacation, and they were all

852
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 3: out like cocktailing on New Year's and so they were

853
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 3: like trying to figure out how to like screw over

854
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 3: the man. And they were like, oh my god, what

855
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 3: if one of us got married. And then so my

856
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 3: dad dared my mom. They'd never been on a date,

857
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 3: and there was like in a group of people, it

858
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 3: was like, get it, you and me, we're gonna get married.

859
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 3: We're gonna take that extra We're gonna have four weeks vacation.

860
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 3: We're gonna get the extra two weeks. I'll pay for

861
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 3: us to go down to South America. We'll go on

862
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 3: like a four week honeymoon. We'll have a blast, we'll

863
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 3: come back and we'll get it in ault. So she

864
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 3: they they decided, she agreed. They just looked for a

865
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 3: bible to swear on. They couldn't find a bible. They

866
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 3: found a cookbook. So they swore on this cookbook and

867
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 3: the next day she thought about it. She had. She

868
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 3: she called him up the next day and called his

869
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 3: bluff and was like, I'll do it, but I don't

870
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 3: want to get it annulled. And then she had a

871
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 3: date that night that she went on and like totally

872
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 3: made out with that guy because in her brain it

873
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 3: was like the last guy she might make out with.

874
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 3: And then that guy called later on to ask, like

875
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 3: for another date, and her roommate was like, oh, she's engaged,

876
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 3: and the guy was pissed.

877
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 2: But wow, that's incredible.

878
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they my grandparents never knew. I didn't

879
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 3: not till I was like fourteen, you know, and they

880
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 3: met him as her fiance. Shey had a proper wedding,

881
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 3: like six weeks later. She borrowed her best friend's dress

882
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: named Arden that's who I was named after her beautiful.

883
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 3: They went to South America for a month and then

884
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 3: they just stayed married.

885
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 2: They got in the drug trade and started sewing hat.

886
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 3: And then they and then they got They did really

887
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 3: well for a little while and then it all got

888
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 3: shut down.

889
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 2: Wait, but they are still married.

890
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 3: They were my father passed away. Oh okay, I'm sorry,

891
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 3: but but they they've married for fifty years.

892
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 2: I mean It's amazing, what a beautiful story.

893
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 3: It's so crazy, it's so you know it. They were

894
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 3: an odd pair, but they like they kind of you know,

895
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 3: when it's your parents, You're like, that's just a couple.

896
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 3: That's what a couple looks like. So it definitely I

897
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 3: always wondered, like, how did that happen? But you know,

898
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,479
Speaker 3: you just accept it that that's that's normal, that's your.

899
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: Kind of work. Yeah, maybe more people should get married

900
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 2: on a dare worse things?

901
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 3: I love your name. By the way, I've never met

902
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 3: a Bridger. Yeah that is that a shortened or is

903
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 3: that the proper name.

904
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,959
Speaker 2: It's the name. I'm named after a mountain man named

905
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 2: Jim Bridger, who was I guess you know, the fact

906
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: that I haven't really looked into this that much says

907
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 2: a lot about me. But from what I know is

908
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 2: I think he was like the first white person to

909
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 2: discover the Great Salt Lake. I see, I see, the

910
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 2: first European. He was a mountain man. Okay, okay, I'm

911
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 2: from some like my parents name. They liked the name Bridger,

912
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: and so here we are.

913
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 3: Your name is Your name feels like a character in

914
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 3: like an Edward Gorey book or some magical storytale. Like

915
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 3: like it feels regal, it feels elegant. It feels like

916
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,479
Speaker 3: you would have like a mustache and like a raccoon coat, and.

917
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: Like there all the things I want. Yes, Like I.

918
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 3: Feel like like and that you'd be like a robber baron,

919
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 3: like just rich, rich rich, you know, and like just

920
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 3: raised by eighteen nannies. And then one day he found love.

921
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 3: He found love, like under the stairwell. There was like,

922
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 3: you know, a person living under this and they found

923
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 3: like just it's such a great character name.

924
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 2: Well, I appreciate that, you know, it has its pros

925
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: and cons, but I do enjoy my name interesting, you know,

926
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 2: the difficulties of the which you probably run into well

927
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 2: as well with an unconventional name. Wait is your name?

928
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 2: Is your last name Welsh? What's Swedish? Its Swedish? Oh, Swedish.

929
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 2: Anytime a name has just a lot of letters that

930
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: don't quite make sense to me, I think, oh, this

931
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 2: is Welsh, you.

932
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 3: Know what it could easily that's the right lane of

933
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 3: the highway. I feel like there's some well, you know,

934
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 3: my brother and I our full names are both mouthfuls,

935
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 3: and it's.

936
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 2: Like, what's your auther's name?

937
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 3: His name is Alaric, but his full name is Folka

938
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 3: Eleric Wilhelm Marine the third.

939
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,760
Speaker 2: Wow, that's incredible.

940
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's like Alaric was like a Visigoth. They're

941
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 3: just like all drunk Vikings. It's house fancier that it is.

942
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 3: It's all just like drunk Viking. It's so and then

943
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 3: it goes back to like this sixteen hundreds town. Like

944
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 3: I had my friend read the book who grew up

945
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 3: in a much different kind of a household, Like her

946
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 3: dad is from Iran, she grew up up near Sacramento.

947
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 3: She's reading this and she's me and my brother and

948
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 3: she's like, this is like another fucking planet man, like

949
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 3: you and your brother like whoa Like this is just

950
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 3: like and like she just could not she loved it,

951
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 3: but she's like, this world is a different plan act.

952
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 2: It truly is. I mean I grew up like outside

953
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 2: of Salt Lake City, which was like small town. I mean,

954
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 2: you know, their fields and this sort of thing. But

955
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 2: what you're describing to me is a whole other universe.

956
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 2: I can't wait to learn more about Little Compton.

957
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 3: I would like to say one more thing when I

958
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 3: tour doing stand up when it's normal times. Salt Lake City,

959
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 3: best looking crowds in America, interesting, most beautiful.

960
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I'm gonna I'm gonna just say one thing.

961
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: Bless Utah. Bless a lot of the good things happening there,

962
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 2: a lot of the bad things I'm not in support of.

963
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 2: But every time I get to the airport, and I

964
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 2: will say, I know a lot of good looking people

965
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: in Utah, but every time I go to the Salt

966
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 2: Lake Airport, I see a let's just say it, a

967
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 2: lot of ugly men. Oh okay, I feel like, oh yeah,

968
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 2: that's get a decent haircut, or put on a shirt

969
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 2: that fits or take off I mean Cargo Short city, Yes,

970
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: Cargo Short.

971
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 3: A lot of car I'm not saying styled right, Okay,

972
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that they've been styled right. But the

973
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 3: Jane Pool, I'm like the women. The women, I'm like, wow,

974
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 3: this is a They're very attractive and they I was

975
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: nervous that I would be to solcy or you know,

976
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 3: sassy and ready to go. Super great crowds, very fun

977
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 3: like I have. I've done a few shows in Utah

978
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 3: and always had a good time.

979
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think that bands have the similar experience.

980
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 2: I think people in Utah are craving entertainment to end. Yes,

981
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 2: you know something that feels a little different from the norm.

982
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 2: So yes, and you seem I mean this is a

983
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 2: compliment you could very well mold into. You could be

984
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 2: a queen of Mormons.

985
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 3: Did you grow up Mormon?

986
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 2: Mormon?

987
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's a journey.

988
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: It's a real journey, whole journey.

989
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 3: Do you still talk to your family?

990
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: I do. I uh, you know, it's a I grew

991
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 2: up Mormon and my you know, I'm a homosexual. I'm

992
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 2: a gay man, which I came out much later in life.

993
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 2: But it's a whole It affects you in a big way.

994
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 2: I didn't come out until I was thirty because but

995
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 2: I hadn't been involved with the Mormon Church for a

996
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 2: decade before I came out. But it just weighs heavily

997
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 2: on you, of course. But I'm sorry. Yeah, my family

998
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 2: is wonderful and they were wonderful when I came out,

999
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 2: very supportive.

1000
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 3: You know, there's just you must have been terrified to

1001
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 3: come out. I mean be.

1002
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 2: Horrified, absolutely horrified. I was ready to never speak I

1003
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 2: mean for them to never speak to me again, because

1004
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: that does happen a lot in Mormon families. And fortunately

1005
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 2: my parents are wonderful, but it is it's a weird.

1006
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: Uh.

1007
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 2: It's just an interesting thing to go back there and

1008
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 2: be out and to still have a lot of wonderful

1009
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 2: Mormon people in my life. But I obviously fully disagree

1010
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 2: with the way the Mormon Church treats gay people and

1011
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 2: queer people. Yeah, and it's word that I even feel

1012
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 2: odd saying that because it's an absolute titan of a church.

1013
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 2: It's like I should be able to say whatever I want.

1014
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 2: I spent thirty years in my life closeted because of

1015
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 2: this thing.

1016
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 3: Right right, No, I mean, you know, it's an interesting look.

1017
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 3: I'll tell you. Writing the book and like talking there,

1018
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: my mom was wonderful and my dad was tricky and

1019
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 3: I and there is something I think when you grow

1020
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 3: up with some like whatever household you fly into, whatever

1021
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 3: hand you're delt, you're sort of are brought up to

1022
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 3: sort of toe the line of whatever, and it's natural

1023
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 3: to want to fit in with your homestead, Like it's

1024
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 3: natural to want to have your nest where is your home,

1025
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 3: like where it feels like it's home on earth. It's

1026
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 3: natural to not want to like rock the boat so

1027
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 3: that you might get shunned.

1028
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 2: You will always want to have that thing to return,

1029
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 2: just the possibility or that it's comforting to have that.

1030
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 3: And I and you know, it was an interesting thing

1031
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 3: like working, you know, one of the I think is

1032
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 3: a very funny. The book is a funny, funny read.

1033
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 3: But it was also you know, I feel like in

1034
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 3: twenty twenty and that people appreciate, you know, like that

1035
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 3: not everything is always like perfect for everybody, and like

1036
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 3: how do you sort of show a little bit of

1037
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 3: the man behind the curtain, just so I think to me,

1038
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 3: I always relate, like I appreciate when somebody shows a

1039
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 3: little bit of like this was good, this was fun,

1040
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 3: These were the good things, but like there was some

1041
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 3: complicated stuff too. Oh yeah, And then you're like, oh

1042
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: I could and you're like oh, then, you know, you

1043
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 3: want people to feel like they're not alone if they

1044
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 3: have some things or maybe not perfect, do you know,

1045
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 3: like and that you can be okay even if it

1046
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 3: wasn't even if you know somebody told you that what

1047
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 3: you're doing is wrong or who you are, like that

1048
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 3: you can still know your truth and go do your

1049
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 3: thing and be a happy adult, even if it's not

1050
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 3: necessarily with what you were told.

1051
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 2: No, that's I mean, essentially, my entire goal in life

1052
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 2: is you know, when you're told your entire childhood that

1053
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 2: if you leave this thing or if you come out

1054
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: of the closet or whatever, your life will be destroyed.

1055
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 2: And yeah, my whole goal is just to prove that wrong,

1056
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 2: to prove to other people, who, other men, women, whoever

1057
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 2: within these things that are being told that it's going

1058
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,959
Speaker 2: to fall apart, that it's going to be fine. Yeah

1059
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: you can. You can do whatever you want. You can

1060
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,959
Speaker 2: have a full, wonderful life and be a human being.

1061
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 2: Go for it.

1062
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:54,240
Speaker 3: It's an interesting thing too, you know. You know I didn't,

1063
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 3: I didn't grow up Mormon, but.

1064
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 2: Like, were you religious at all?

1065
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 3: No? My family my dad was an atheist and my

1066
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: mom was sort of but it was sort of like

1067
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 3: that New England waspy thing of it. You just sort

1068
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 3: of don't talk about things you know and like, and

1069
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 3: so it's an interesting and that you kind of have

1070
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 3: to like go along to get along a little bit,

1071
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: and that that, you know, I feel like there's just

1072
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 3: so much in my life learning, oh, like the beauty

1073
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 3: of getting older and like getting out of the house

1074
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,919
Speaker 3: and not being a kid. It's like you can start

1075
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 3: to see what is your cup of tea and what

1076
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 3: isn't your cup of tea, and see what makes your

1077
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 3: tail wag and go, like even just questioning, like oh,

1078
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 3: maybe just taking a second and going maybe that doesn't

1079
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 3: work for me, or maybe I don't know. Maybe it's

1080
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 3: okay if I say the truth. I don't know.

1081
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 2: Maybe it's okay if I feel okay in my own life.

1082
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 2: I feel like I have this other gift to so sorry.

1083
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 3: I gave you two gifts. I know you said no gifts,

1084
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 3: and I wrapped up too.

1085
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: Gif.

1086
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna open it.

1087
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the party gift.

1088
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,399
Speaker 2: This is also beautiful. It's purple and orange and yes,

1089
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 2: I am just going to rip right into it here.

1090
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 3: I love a party, I love a birthday. I love

1091
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 3: a gift. I'm a festive gal. Oh, I will celebrate

1092
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 3: you if you let me. Is I ordered this for you.

1093
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 3: I ordered this for you.

1094
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 2: My boyfriend is going to be absolutely thrilled. I am thrilled.

1095
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 2: This is the Golden Girls version of clue. Yes, this,

1096
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 2: I had no idea that they even made this. Look

1097
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 2: at the look at what.

1098
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 3: The pieces are, and you're trying to solve, like who

1099
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 3: ate the last piece of cheesecake?

1100
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 2: Oh, so the Golden Girls do not murder each other?

1101
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 3: I don't know. I couldn't because I wanted to dig in,

1102
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: but but it was sealed. But if you look on

1103
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,439
Speaker 3: the back, it has so they have like handbags. It's

1104
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: like the Lnai you got, like, like.

1105
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 2: What are they?

1106
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 3: What are they?

1107
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 2: What are the games? So Rattan chair, which you know

1108
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,720
Speaker 2: I've been I've been looking for a Rattan coffee table.

1109
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 2: Rat Ratan, ratan. I've been looking for a Ratan coffee table.

1110
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,240
Speaker 2: If anyone can give me a hint on how.

1111
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 3: To do that, you have, I got some tips.

1112
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 2: I can of whip cream, great, a feathered slipper, Sophia's purse,

1113
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 2: of course, lipstick, and did I already say bathrobe? No,

1114
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 2: you've got six suspects. You've got the gals, You've got

1115
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 2: your four Golden girls, but you also get Stan and Miles.

1116
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 2: I mean gender diversity there the two Golden guys. Wow,

1117
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 2: And so you know, I'm hoping it looks like it

1118
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 2: is a you know, like who ate the cheesecake? This

1119
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 2: sort of thing. But maybe there's also murder.

1120
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 3: I hope there's a murder.

1121
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 2: I really murdered Blanche yourself.

1122
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope there's a murder. I would love

1123
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 3: that there'd be a murder. I mean, I have to

1124
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 3: tell you, I was. I really thought hard. I was like,

1125
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 3: what am I going to get Bridger? Like I need to.

1126
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 3: I know he said no gifts, but I feel like, look,

1127
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 3: times are tough right now, and I feel like he

1128
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 3: needs a party. Like you, it may not be your

1129
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 3: best year ever, but you don't need to make it

1130
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 3: your worst, so you may as well buckle down and

1131
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 3: go all right, there's a freaking pandemic. There's black hole sun.

1132
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 3: But at least I have Golden Girl's clue.

1133
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 2: Oh, this is fantastic. This is a year. I was

1134
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 2: texting with a friend earlier who he had just eaten

1135
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,439
Speaker 2: some eaten in his car, and he said it felt

1136
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 2: like a personal low, and I said, this is a

1137
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 2: year for personal lows. Oh, as many personal lows as

1138
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 2: you possibly can get.

1139
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 3: Oh, lower the bar, honey, lower the bar. I mean,

1140
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 3: if you are if you wash your hair once every

1141
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 3: ten days. Chef's kiss. Like, if you make your bed

1142
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 3: once in a while, you're doing great. Just lower the.

1143
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 2: Bar, you steal a piece of cheesecake. Corse.

1144
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I have twenty twenty. Hello Bottom, Like that's

1145
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 3: what I say, Hello Bottom.

1146
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 2: Are you a big Golden Girls fan?

1147
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 3: You know I am. I'm not a huge fan, but

1148
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 3: when it's on, I'll watch one and I'm oh, and

1149
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 3: it's so funny.

1150
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 2: Oh, it's holds up. I mean, I've never been like

1151
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 2: a super fan, but I've always enjoyed it, and it

1152
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 2: holds up so well. I mean its usually don't know it.

1153
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 3: I you know, I've always enjoyed what I've seen. But

1154
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 3: I am a big board game fan, and I know

1155
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 3: the archetypes of the four characters right right, So you

1156
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 3: know I would be very excited to play that game.

1157
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: Yes, this is phenomenal. And it has a beautifully painted

1158
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 2: image of the four Golden Girls. Who knows who painted this,

1159
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 2: but I mean the entire package is stunning. It has

1160
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 2: like the green leaf wallpaper, I mean the whole thing.

1161
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 2: It has a piece of cheese scape.

1162
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 3: It was really you know, it's so rare that you

1163
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 3: feel that you've thought of the right gift, and I

1164
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 3: felt so excited when I thought, I was like, what

1165
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 3: am I gonna do? What am I going to get?

1166
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 3: What am I going to get? And then then I thought,

1167
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 3: I know, I know exactly what I'm going to get.

1168
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 3: I know I knew. And then after I ordered it,

1169
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 3: I saw something else. I was like, ooh, I kind

1170
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 3: of wish I had that. But I found on Etsy

1171
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 3: they make rings of friendship rings of each of the

1172
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 3: four ladies.

1173
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding paper so.

1174
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 3: Like, but I'd already ordered the other one, and I

1175
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 3: was like, oh, would you rather? And then I thought, no,

1176
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 3: he'd probably rather have the game.

1177
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 2: I like a piece of jewelry, you know, you know,

1178
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 2: like is it.

1179
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 3: Then you have to wear like a Blanche ring?

1180
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: You know?

1181
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 2: Suddenly but maybe then I find out that I'm a

1182
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 2: huge jewelry person and just get addicted to rains.

1183
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 3: You can look like a magician who's a huge Golden

1184
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 3: Girls friend, and there's tons of like a I don't

1185
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 3: know why, like you would need to take it magic.

1186
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 2: Oh, my boyfriend truly is a Golden Girls super fan,

1187
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 2: and not in the like you know, there's the way

1188
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 2: of like that feels sort of trendy or whatever, but

1189
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 2: there was someone who's definitely dedicated to the Golden Girls.

1190
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 2: This is going to be thriller.

1191
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 3: I mean, look, Clue is fun anyway, so like and

1192
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 3: then when you throw the fun of I don't know what, like,

1193
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're setting up for me as

1194
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 3: the actual mission, I'm not like the fun of a

1195
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 3: new mission of Clue.

1196
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 2: Terrific, phenomenal.

1197
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 3: I'm so glad. I'm so glad that I guess correctly.

1198
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 2: Do you watch any old reruns of anything that you

1199
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 2: like in particular? Oh that's so.

1200
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 3: Interesting old reruns. Oh gosh, oh my god, I love No.

1201
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 3: I would have to be something that's not just like

1202
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 3: on I would have to like hunt it down, like,

1203
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 3: but I love I never ever said to watch an

1204
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 3: eastbounding down I will say, but I will say once

1205
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 3: in a while, like if I'm touring or whatever, like

1206
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,959
Speaker 3: if I turn on a friends in the hotel room

1207
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 3: is always funny to me. Seinfeld is generally always funny

1208
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 3: to me. Yes, always want what do you like to

1209
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 3: watch it as a rerun?

1210
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I didn't watch it when it

1211
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 2: was on the air, But news radio kills me. Phil Hartman.

1212
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 3: He's so good.

1213
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 2: He was so good, truly the funniest.

1214
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 3: He was good. I haven't seen that in a long time.

1215
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 2: It holds up, Oh, it holds up so well. I

1216
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 2: mean Andy Dick all things aside is very funny. The

1217
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:12,919
Speaker 2: man's a.

1218
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 3: Mediac, he's a maniac. But when he burst onto the scene,

1219
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 3: he really was something like he's something special. He's funny.

1220
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the last I actually saw him in

1221
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 2: person in La a couple of years ago in a

1222
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 2: Hamburger restaurant with what appeared to be some sort of

1223
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 2: teen or early twenties intern and they were strategizing a

1224
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 2: social media strategy or something, and it felt unhinged.

1225
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 3: My I remember performing a Mad TV group show and

1226
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 3: somehow he ended up in the audience and I felt

1227
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 3: something slimy and slippery going too my hand.

1228
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 2: You never want to feel something slimy and slippery around

1229
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 2: Andy Dick.

1230
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 3: No, And I looked down and he put like a

1231
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 3: piece of like like a drumstick from Popeye's Chicken. He'd

1232
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 3: slithered into my hand. It was the shape and the

1233
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 3: texture of just something you didn't want to feel slithering

1234
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 3: into your hand from behind. I felt like my hand

1235
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 3: was behind me. I didn't know Andy Dick was there.

1236
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 3: I felt this thing slithering in and it was like

1237
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 3: a drumstick of like Kentucky Fried Chicken.

1238
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 2: Oh surprise Chicken. Yeah, nobody else.

1239
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,440
Speaker 3: That fell unhinged and on brand.

1240
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 2: It was both.

1241
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 3: It was both tight and loose at the same time.

1242
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 2: You can count on a Andy. I feel like it's

1243
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 2: time to move on to a game.

1244
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 3: I love a game.

1245
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 2: Do you want to play. There's a game called Gift Master,

1246
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 2: or a game called Gift or a Curse.

1247
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 3: Oh, gift or a curse?

1248
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 2: Please right, give me a number between one and ten nine.

1249
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 2: All right, I have to calculate really quickly. You can

1250
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 2: promote something, recommend something, do whatever you want for the

1251
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 2: next minute or so. I'll be right back.

1252
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, listen. I'm not trying to be a

1253
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 3: total hooker. But I wrote a whole book, and it's

1254
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,720
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1255
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1256
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Speaker 3: of the things that I give to Bridger the tote

1257
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 3: if you order. I partnered with Premier Collectibles, So if

1258
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Speaker 3: you order the book, not only do you get for

1259
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 3: the price of the book, you get a signed copy

1260
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 3: and that nice canvas tote bag that you could actually

1261
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 3: use as like a book bag, a little Miss Compton,

1262
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 3: little Miss Little Compton tote bag. If you go to

1263
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1264
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1267
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1269
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 3: she plays Missy and the Wrong Missy, and then we're

1270
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1271
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Speaker 3: going to be a full show. We've got Rob Benedict

1272
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,760
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1273
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Speaker 3: He's going to do a Katie Perry cover. We've got

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1275
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1280
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Speaker 2: Wonderful, wonderful use of the promotion. You're just laser focused

1281
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Speaker 2: and you were able to get all that information just

1282
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:29,919
Speaker 2: in time.

1283
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1284
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 2: This is what's going to happen. Gift to a curse.

1285
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to name three things great and each one

1286
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 2: you're going to tell me if it's a gift or

1287
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 2: a curse and why, and there are correct answers, so

1288
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 2: you could fall on your face in a huge way.

1289
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 2: I love it and be shamed, so just love it.

1290
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 2: I love this all right. This first one is actually

1291
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 2: a suggestion from a listener named Josh. Josh is asking

1292
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 2: gift or a curse? Yeah, scented trash bags curse. It

1293
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 2: is a curse. They are disgusting.

1294
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 3: You buy them because you think, oh my trash smells bad.

1295
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 3: I've bought these. I have bought these fabreeze bags, I've

1296
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 3: bought the like fresh downy whatever. And because because I like,

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01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 3: you know, I've stayed in many in Airbnb for long

1298
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 3: periods of time, and I'm like, I want to be

1299
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 3: a good, you know, a good I want to get

1300
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 3: nice recommendations. They smell so gnarly. Curse.

1301
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 2: I mean, what are even talking about? Why are we

1302
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 2: even still making these things with absolute curse. Anytime we're

1303
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 2: trying to disguise a bad smell, it does not work.

1304
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 2: It just multiplies the bad smell because now the bad

1305
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 2: smell smells like a rotting body.

1306
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 3: It's only a rotting body, and like your Grandma's like poperri,

1307
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 3: it's not. It's a really heavy sort of floral, but

1308
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 3: like streakly is not.

1309
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 2: We're adding a sweetness to garbage.

1310
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 3: It's a sweet garbage. We don't need that.

1311
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 2: Give me a nice plastic smell, yes, just a bad chemical.

1312
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 2: I don't need any scent associated with garbage.

1313
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, by yeah.

1314
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 2: Absolutely nailed that one. So let's move on to number two,

1315
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 2: which is gift or a curse. Silk plants.

1316
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 3: Ooh, my first thought was curse, but I'm going to say,

1317
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 3: a well done silk plant in the pandemic. A well

1318
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 3: done silk plant, I think can cheer you up in

1319
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,800
Speaker 3: a pandemic. I think it'll you know, you will look

1320
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 3: at it and think a little acute in a zoom background.

1321
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 3: I think when times are normal and you can if

1322
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 3: you live somewhere where you live near a deli and

1323
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 3: you can or go to Trader Joe's and spend not

1324
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 3: a ton of money, like six dollars get yourself a

1325
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 3: nice bouquet. I think that. So I'm going to say,

1326
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 3: pandemic gift regular time.

1327
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 2: Curse, Arden, I need a car to answer from you here.

1328
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,920
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not I'm not a silk plant.

1329
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 2: Gal.

1330
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 3: My gut says, My gut says, curse.

1331
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 2: You're doing an incredible job here, they absolutely. I mean

1332
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 2: the curse for me with a silk plant is the temptation,

1333
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 2: because you know, I do kill a lot of plants. Yeah,

1334
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 2: and so there's always this. You'll see them at a

1335
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 2: store and of course it looks fine in the store

1336
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 2: because it's in the store. So there's the temptation to

1337
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 2: bring it home. But you know, you're never going to

1338
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 2: be satisfied. It's always going to be this nagging feeling

1339
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 2: that you almost have the real thing. Yeah, but you've

1340
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 2: just got and I've never I don't know that I've

1341
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 2: ever actually seen one that I was impressed by. There's

1342
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 2: the technology we need to.

1343
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,440
Speaker 3: Those behind me are fake and they were from like

1344
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 3: a photo shoot from my friend. Okay, and I'm aware

1345
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 3: that they're like, I know they're fake, right.

1346
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 2: And don't you feel a little empty?

1347
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 3: I feel a little I feel a little cheap, looking

1348
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 3: like when you look at that, do you think Arden

1349
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 3: likes yourself and have flowers or do you think Arden

1350
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 3: has fakes? All that ikea bookshelf.

1351
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 2: From where I'm sitting on Zoom, it looks like you

1352
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 2: have a beautiful thing. So you get to live with

1353
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 2: that empty lie your life.

1354
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 3: I've said, that's what I'm saying. For a pandemic. They're

1355
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,920
Speaker 3: good for zoom, but you don't want too many. You

1356
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 3: got to pick one.

1357
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. The moment you start getting more than one, people

1358
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 2: know immediately this is there's no way she's keeping these

1359
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 2: things alone.

1360
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and every time, always a pink roses. Okay, Okay, okay,

1361
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 3: Queen of England.

1362
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, two out of two. You've got.

1363
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 3: You know, that was hard because I almost said gift,

1364
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 3: because I started with gift, but I ended with I

1365
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 3: know because I know that it's a curse. Obviously.

1366
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to just go with the But of

1367
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,400
Speaker 2: course we're learning here that you're you're okay with being

1368
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 2: dishonest with yourself.

1369
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 3: Oh I've been lying myself for years. I've been lying

1370
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 3: myself for years.

1371
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 2: Let's get onto this final one. Gift your curse. Fried

1372
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 2: eggs on hamburgers.

1373
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 3: Oh, gift. I've never had one, but the thought of

1374
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 3: it made my tail wagon. I thought, give me that.

1375
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 3: Now it's gonna be hard on the arteries. You don't

1376
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 3: want to do it every day, but like fucket bucket,

1377
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 3: why not?

1378
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 2: Yes, gift Arden, I'm so sorry that you did so

1379
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 2: well on number one, number two both you nailed it.

1380
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 2: A Frida egg on a hamburger. I know where you're

1381
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,720
Speaker 2: coming from, and you've never had one, and I think

1382
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 2: this is where your ignorance comes from. It's an absolute curse.

1383
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 3: It gross.

1384
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:34,240
Speaker 2: If the actual thing, if the dream could be lived

1385
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 2: of the egg on the hamburger, yes it would be delicious,

1386
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 2: but it is an absolute mess. This is a product

1387
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 2: where you will have egg running all over your hands.

1388
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:47,040
Speaker 3: I pictured on tight fry. I didn't picture a loose

1389
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:47,599
Speaker 3: it's egg.

1390
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 2: You're never getting a tight fry. That's the product.

1391
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:53,080
Speaker 3: Okay. I thought it was like overwell. In my mind,

1392
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 3: I thought it was just like a nice fried overwell. Oh,

1393
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 3: I don't want to run the egg on my I've disgusted.

1394
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 2: Well, un fortunately, I have yet to find one where

1395
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,720
Speaker 2: I get where my hands are clean while I'm eating

1396
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 2: the ham.

1397
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,640
Speaker 3: But but I enjoy like a bebim bop egg on

1398
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 3: top of the bebim bop and.

1399
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,800
Speaker 2: It's going because you got a fork or you have chopsticks.

1400
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 3: You're absolutely right. I God, I'm so glad I can't

1401
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 3: here run. I learned my life and no, I know no,

1402
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 3: I know that if I go, I will never order that.

1403
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 2: If you ran a diner, you know what you need

1404
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 2: to be doing, and.

1405
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,719
Speaker 3: I need to work. I need to run a diner Bridger.

1406
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 2: But I guess the general curse is the I mean,

1407
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 2: yes you do. The curse is that we have this possibility,

1408
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:35,759
Speaker 2: yet it's, as far as I know, unattainable. I can't

1409
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,360
Speaker 2: believe a decent egg on a hamburger.

1410
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 3: I can't believe I got so close to being your

1411
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:40,759
Speaker 3: golden guest.

1412
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:42,640
Speaker 2: I know three for three you would have won one

1413
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:43,719
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars.

1414
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:45,760
Speaker 3: I needed that so badly. Who's going to pay for

1415
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 3: all these IKEA share?

1416
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,320
Speaker 2: You're going to be selling your house.

1417
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 3: I've got to sell my house. Somebody, just buy my

1418
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,800
Speaker 3: book because I need I need that. I spent all

1419
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,800
Speaker 3: this time because when I was one of these fucking

1420
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 3: toads and these puzzles.

1421
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,679
Speaker 2: Come on, lost one hundred grand.

1422
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 3: I just lost one hundred grand. I need it. Just

1423
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 3: men moo me, ven moo me. I'll send her a Venmo.

1424
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 2: Request, a request to America.

1425
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 3: I used to send Debbie Ryan, who was the star

1426
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 3: of Insatiable. I used to send her for fun Venmo

1427
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 3: requests for seventeen thousand dollars.

1428
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 2: There's always that small hope that the person will go

1429
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 2: for it or.

1430
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 3: Will accidentally, like hit the wrong button. I would send

1431
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 3: her and then and then there was so I sent

1432
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 3: her one. It made me left so hard. I sent

1433
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 3: her this Venmo request and then she ignored it. And

1434
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 3: then I made our co star text her and be like,

1435
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 3: why won't you give artists? Think I'm not giving me

1436
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 3: seventeen thousand dollars.

1437
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you feel bad that she didn't do Actually she.

1438
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 3: Really should have. I think she wrote the ForWord for

1439
01:10:47,479 --> 01:10:49,759
Speaker 3: my book because she felt bad that she didn't venoize.

1440
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 2: That's probably worth at least ten at.

1441
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 3: Lasia worth ten thousand dollars for sure.

1442
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:58,599
Speaker 2: Sure. I think at some point Elon Musk's Venmo information

1443
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:01,280
Speaker 2: was out, and I do think I did request money

1444
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:04,960
Speaker 2: from him. Elon, if you're listening, Grimes, if you're listening, yes,

1445
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 2: one of you, reach out to me and request name again,

1446
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 2: baby Baby, reach out to me Venmo, me the money.

1447
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 2: The family won't miss it.

1448
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 3: They're not going to miss it. They're not They're not

1449
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 3: even gonna.

1450
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,879
Speaker 2: Of course not. I mean for I love that they're together.

1451
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 3: That's such a wild card.

1452
01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 2: Like Rhymes has lost a lot of my respect. Rhymes.

1453
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:31,600
Speaker 2: I love your music. I love you, but it's this

1454
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 2: guy got to go.

1455
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:36,280
Speaker 3: This guy he's he's Yeah, he's a journey.

1456
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:37,799
Speaker 2: He is a journey.

1457
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 3: He is a journey.

1458
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 2: We're moving to the final thing. Our listeners need help Arden.

1459
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,599
Speaker 2: This is called I said no questions. People are writing

1460
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:48,479
Speaker 2: into I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They're

1461
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,800
Speaker 2: asking for help giving gifts in their lives. So let

1462
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 2: me read this to you real quick. I love this

1463
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:56,320
Speaker 2: Bridger and wonderful mystery guests, and Arden is a wonderful

1464
01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:00,000
Speaker 2: mystery guess. I'm looking for an idea for an anniversary

1465
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:04,519
Speaker 2: gift for my wife. We're sticking to traditional anniversary gifts,

1466
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,080
Speaker 2: which means this year's is fruit or flowers, which is

1467
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,560
Speaker 2: the fourth anniversary. They want to do something out of

1468
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 2: the box, so it could be flower or fruit adjacent.

1469
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:16,679
Speaker 2: I don't want to buy an edible arrangement.

1470
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say. You do not do

1471
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 3: the edible arrangement right.

1472
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,160
Speaker 2: Oh, and she enjoys watching old episodes of The Simpsons

1473
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 2: over researching everything home projects and makeup and skincare. What

1474
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:30,800
Speaker 2: do you recommend that's from Jesse and sh oh Okay.

1475
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 3: I would go the makeup and skincare route. I would

1476
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 3: look up. I would go for like flowers and fruits,

1477
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 3: some beautiful There's a company named Sugar that makes really

1478
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 3: lovely lotions and bubble bass. It smells really good. There's

1479
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 3: just smell. There's nothing in this store that There's nothing

1480
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 3: they make that smells bad.

1481
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,720
Speaker 2: If I have something that's fruit or flower, yay.

1482
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 3: I feel like they have like passion flower and like

1483
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 3: mingo things and lemon. I like their lemon lotion. But

1484
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 3: like maybe a nice big beautiful gift basket like of

1485
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 3: sort of like a spa package thing like motions and

1486
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,240
Speaker 3: bubble bass and things like that, and then you could

1487
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:17,559
Speaker 3: get her like a you know, it can't go wrong

1488
01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:22,719
Speaker 3: with like peonies or yeah, like a nice pretty flower,

1489
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:26,120
Speaker 3: and then like a silk. It's not silk, but I

1490
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,639
Speaker 3: do like And then I mean, I don't know where

1491
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:33,479
Speaker 3: they live, Chicago. Oh, I was going, so then it's

1492
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 3: colder there. I was going to say, you could like

1493
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 3: plant like a fruit tree or something. But I like

1494
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 3: the idea of like a nice spa day. Look at

1495
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 3: look up fresh. They make nice fruity things. Get like

1496
01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 3: you get like a whole basket.

1497
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:48,639
Speaker 2: I mean I was going, I mean the edible arrangement,

1498
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 2: I totally understand. But if she likes the Simpsons, I'm

1499
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 2: now picturing you know, you get a melon, you get

1500
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 2: a stack of blueberries, or making a Marge Simpson sculpture.

1501
01:13:57,160 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I love that when mister Burns made only of dates.

1502
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,719
Speaker 2: Right, and then it kind of gets to just rotten

1503
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 2: your kitchen, and yeah, there's the regret, there's the maybe

1504
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:14,600
Speaker 2: this is the end of the marriage. But it's worth considering.

1505
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 3: It's worth considering. It's work for a gift, it's worth

1506
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,640
Speaker 3: the end of the marriage for sure. Don't be selfish.

1507
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the next question is weirdly and I

1508
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:27,679
Speaker 2: didn't plan this. This is from Sarah in Memphis. She's

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01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,560
Speaker 2: asking for a fourth anniversary as well fruit and flowers

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01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:35,880
Speaker 2: and the husband likes. She says he's a typical straight man.

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01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,200
Speaker 2: He wears a suit to work every day, owns a

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01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 2: lot of tools, and drinks bourbon on the rocks. Everyone's

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01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:45,200
Speaker 2: having a fourth anniversary. I don't understand what fruit.

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01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:49,440
Speaker 3: And flowers do they make like a fruit infused tequila?

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01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 3: Like is there something that going like you go to

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01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:57,560
Speaker 3: like the Lost like the one that the that Clooneyes tequila?

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01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:00,439
Speaker 3: Do they make some like citrus and fuse to tequila

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01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 3: like a boot like a cool whiskey infused with like

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01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 3: a bourbon infused with.

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01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 2: Something that could be something or you just get the

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01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:11,000
Speaker 2: tequila and you buy him a margarita maker or something.

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01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun.

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01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 2: And the fruit that would be required because let.

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01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:17,559
Speaker 3: Me tell you what this dude is going to be

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01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 3: like fruit and flowers, Like he doesn't care, you.

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01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:22,639
Speaker 2: Know, he does not care at all.

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01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,200
Speaker 3: He's really not going to be like you said, fruit

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01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,080
Speaker 3: and flowers is my fruit flowers? So like I this

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01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,080
Speaker 3: is not a guy that's been like waiting his whole

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01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,920
Speaker 3: life to get his fruit and flowers gift.

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01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 2: So I think anyone is I'm understanding that this is

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01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 2: even a thing.

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01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:40,639
Speaker 3: So I'm shocked. I'm also learning that this is a thing.

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01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:44,320
Speaker 3: And I can't believe four years in you're already at

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01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:45,599
Speaker 3: fruit and flowers, Like.

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01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 2: That's right, that's really I feel like we're just giving up.

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01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:53,720
Speaker 2: I mean that should be like a thirty eighth anniversary. Yeah,

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01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,360
Speaker 2: here's an apple or.

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01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 3: Apple, here's a little banana, like yeah, I think I

1540
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,879
Speaker 3: think flowers feels it feels like you have a mortgage,

1541
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It feels like all we

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01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 3: know you spend your money. It's like the ruby anniversary,

1543
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,960
Speaker 3: the gold, the leather, like, okay, now we know you

1544
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:13,440
Speaker 3: probably have a kid. You might be underwater in your mortgage.

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01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:16,679
Speaker 2: Here's an apple, right, four years in and you're giving

1546
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:19,640
Speaker 2: me like a peach. I'm I'm exiting the picture I

1547
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,120
Speaker 2: want to do with that.

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01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:24,280
Speaker 3: I would never give you a peach on our fourth anniversary.

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01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:27,400
Speaker 2: Your next I love a peach, but I love.

1550
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:27,960
Speaker 3: A stone fruit.

1551
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:31,120
Speaker 2: I love a stone. I love the stone so small

1552
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,960
Speaker 2: for a stone fruit. We expand that so we can

1553
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:35,719
Speaker 2: have a wonderful stone fruit all year long.

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01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:38,000
Speaker 3: I know, I feel like it's starting to close. I

1555
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:40,479
Speaker 3: feel like now peaches are starting to leave. It's starting

1556
01:16:40,479 --> 01:16:43,759
Speaker 3: to only be nectarines and soon bye by stone fruit.

1557
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:47,400
Speaker 2: By the time you realize that, Hello, honey CRUs, Honey Crisp.

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01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:50,760
Speaker 2: I never had a honey crisp. People wrote about them,

1559
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,720
Speaker 2: but I don't. I don't believe the hype is.

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01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:56,320
Speaker 3: They're as good as they say. They are sour and sweet.

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01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:59,680
Speaker 3: They are the perfect apple. They're crisp. If you go

1562
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:03,840
Speaker 3: to teos, the size of a basketball, they wait is

1563
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,800
Speaker 3: a little too early. Go on like three weeks, going

1564
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 3: like three weeks and go get yourself on Honey christal Man,

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01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 3: you like the honey Christmas A bite?

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01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:15,680
Speaker 2: Okaye?

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01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,400
Speaker 3: Like for me, No, I don't want I don't want

1568
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:21,040
Speaker 3: a fuji. I don't want to.

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01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 2: Gala ordering on another type of fruit. At that point, you're.

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01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:29,240
Speaker 3: Gonna like a honey Chris. You're gonna like it. You're

1571
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 3: gonna be mad at yourself. You're gonna be like, this

1572
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 3: goes against the rules I made for myself. I now

1573
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 3: like a red apple.

1574
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:38,320
Speaker 2: I'm ready to expand my horizons in the briar.

1575
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:39,800
Speaker 3: I feel so happy for you.

1576
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:42,160
Speaker 2: Well. I feel happy for these two people that we've

1577
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,479
Speaker 2: helped in an enormous way.

1578
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,280
Speaker 3: And all the Christophers and all the Christmas.

1579
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,519
Speaker 2: So the Christophers out there, we're talking to you, and

1580
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:52,559
Speaker 2: I hope you've enjoyed yourself here as much as I

1581
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 2: have with Arden, because I've had a wonderful time. Just

1582
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:56,639
Speaker 2: it's been a delight.

1583
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 3: I feel better than I have felt in thirteen years.

1584
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:05,599
Speaker 2: Everyone, this is the end of I said No Gifts.

1585
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 2: And as you know, when the podcast ends, you move

1586
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:11,479
Speaker 2: on with your life. You do your next thing. So

1587
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:14,840
Speaker 2: I hope that you, Christopher and anyone not named Christopher

1588
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 2: goes out and has a lovely day because I really

1589
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:21,280
Speaker 2: love you and Arden loves you. I take care, Bye bye.

1590
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:24,920
Speaker 2: I said No Gifts isn't exactly right production. It's engineered

1591
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 2: by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme song is

1592
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:31,280
Speaker 2: by Miracle Worker Amy Mann. You can follow the show

1593
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,439
Speaker 2: on Instagram and Twitter at I Said No Gifts and

1594
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:37,360
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1595
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 2: gift for someone in your life, email me at I

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01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:44,040
Speaker 2: Said No Gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and subscribe

1597
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:47,519
Speaker 2: on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever you found me and

1598
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 2: why not leave a review while you're at it?

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01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:58,559
Speaker 1: Hell, did you hear fun a man? Myself perfectly clear?

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Speaker 1: You're I guess to my home. You gotta come to

1601
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:11,680
Speaker 1: me empty, And I said, no, guest, your own presences

1602
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:18,400
Speaker 1: presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how

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Speaker 1: do you dare to s beve me