Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second d the only surefire way to a
Speaker 1: woman's heart is to beat her at a beer chugging contest.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. Yeah, pound a couple of Coors lights
Speaker 1: in her face and she will be yours forever. So
Speaker 1: my grandmother always told me. Ken is on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second date update today. He wants to
Speaker 1: call a girl named Nikki. Apparently that's how he got
Speaker 1: her number, beat her at a beer chucking contest. What's up, Ken?
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Guys? How are you doing pretty good?
Speaker 1: Thank you for your email. Appreciate it now absolutely, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to be talking with you. So your email said
Speaker 1: that you beat this girl at a bear chucking contest,
Speaker 1: and that's how you got the job done. I did,
Speaker 1: ye tell us how that went down? Well, I was
Speaker 1: at my favorite spot and I was just kind of
Speaker 1: hanging out and I noticed just goal Nikki, like right away.
Speaker 1: She was in with a couple of friends of hers,
Speaker 1: just kind of hanging out, and she definitely caught my eye.
Speaker 1: So you saw her and thought, classy, I need to
Speaker 1: beat her by chugging beers. No, that that game much later.
Speaker 1: She just had that look though, like like this girl
Speaker 1: can party, you know what I mean, that's what every
Speaker 1: girl wants to be described as. She looks like she
Speaker 1: just lived a hard life and knows how to slam
Speaker 1: a beer or two. You know how a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of women will order like an apple martini
Speaker 1: or something girly like that. She was just she was
Speaker 1: pounding beer and I was impressed. Okay, So how the
Speaker 1: beer chugging contests start? Well, I bought her a beer,
Speaker 1: you know, from her and her friends. You know, I
Speaker 1: bought him like a picture of beer, and the bartender
Speaker 1: brought it over to her, and they didn't even they
Speaker 1: didn't even look my direction, which means they didn't care
Speaker 1: at all. They were just thinking, no, yeah, free beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah nothing. I mean they were actually talking about the
Speaker 1: bartender more like he was getting all the juice for
Speaker 1: for your free beer. That didn't really sit well with me,
Speaker 1: so I figured I should at least talk to her.
Speaker 1: And so you just go up to her and say, hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, I bought you that beer. You might
Speaker 1: want to say thanks, Well, you're half right, I think,
Speaker 1: by the way, I did buy you that beer. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, you look like you can handle
Speaker 1: your beer. You know, I guess the weird thing to
Speaker 1: say is a lovely thing to hear. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: she actually she actually responded pretty well to that. I
Speaker 1: think she's used to two guys just being like, you know,
Speaker 1: what's your sign or whatever? Corny lines guys to be
Speaker 1: girls at bars. Yeah, and uh, she kind of looked
Speaker 1: at me with like a like I got her attention,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, definitely, you definitely got her attention.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was a good thing. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: we actually start talking and she was actually impressed with
Speaker 1: the beer that I picked out for them, and she said,
Speaker 1: you actually look like a bit of a lightweight. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised you even know what this beer is. I love
Speaker 1: how you guys are just insulting each other back in forest.
Speaker 1: I also found a little, you know, alluring because she
Speaker 1: was kind of a bold woman, you know, like, so
Speaker 1: that's when you chugged beer. She actually suggested it. I mean,
Speaker 1: when I'm not somebody who responds while to being called
Speaker 1: a lightweight. And so we basically get down to our
Speaker 1: you know, who can chug a beer faster? So the
Speaker 1: next thing I know, we're like chugging beers, right, and
Speaker 1: she wanted the first round, which impressed me. I won
Speaker 1: the second one, of course, come back strong, and you know,
Speaker 1: I said, you want to make it interesting, let's put
Speaker 1: a date on the line here for the third final
Speaker 1: round and I won. Okay, so you chugged a beer
Speaker 1: faster than her and then she had no choice but
Speaker 1: to go out with you. Yeah, that was pretty much batty.
Speaker 1: All right, tell us about the date when you guys
Speaker 1: went out, would you do? Well? We decided to go
Speaker 1: get a drink after you are already getting drinks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is all the same night. This is the same night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is about fifteen minutes after the beer chugging. We
Speaker 1: decided to go get some cotails to kind of mix
Speaker 1: it up because we'd had enough beer. But that's always
Speaker 1: a smart decision. That's a great decision. I'm assuming by
Speaker 1: the end of the night you two were both plastered.
Speaker 1: We were we were feeling good, ye know. And I
Speaker 1: live in close proximity because it's one of my favorite spots.
Speaker 1: So I said, hey, do you want to come back
Speaker 1: to my place and hang out? And she said yeah,
Speaker 1: So we went back there, and what did you do
Speaker 1: at your place? Well, all right, so I have a hobby.
Speaker 1: I had a letter know that I have snakes, like reptiles.
Speaker 1: What you collect snakes? Like, how many snakes do you have?
Speaker 1: Woman got four? But they're kind of big. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's four more snakes. And I think anybody should own
Speaker 1: by the way, and if you ever have to give
Speaker 1: a warning to someone before they enter your apartment, it
Speaker 1: usually means that you're weird. A lot of people own snakes.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm weird, but you know, some people
Speaker 1: could be freaked out by it, right of So was
Speaker 1: she freaked out by your snakes? You know? By that
Speaker 1: point it's kind of hazy, But I think she just
Speaker 1: kind of played it off like yeah, no problem, you know,
Speaker 1: like I think she actually said I've handled a snake
Speaker 1: before or something like that. Oh yeah, you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have have an handle of snake yet until you've
Speaker 1: been back to my place. So what did you guys
Speaker 1: do back there? You just show her your snakes. It's
Speaker 1: a little it's a little hit and miss as far
Speaker 1: as what I remember from that point on, I know,
Speaker 1: I know I didn't show her my pythons. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so you showed her your pythons, bro, Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't remember a whole lot from that point on
Speaker 1: except her setting her up on the couch, you know,
Speaker 1: doing the leman thing. So you guys didn't really hook
Speaker 1: up or anything not that I remember. I mean I
Speaker 1: I slept in my bed and you know, I remember
Speaker 1: setting her up on the couch, and in the morning
Speaker 1: she was gone. It just sounds like to me that
Speaker 1: she like went out, had a crazy night, chug some
Speaker 1: beers with the dude, saw his pet snakes, and then
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I need to get out of here.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's possible. But the thing is, but like
Speaker 1: I've texted her, you know, twice, and she just hit
Speaker 1: me back really cold, you know, just like lose my number.
Speaker 1: So we know she doesn't like you. Well you know,
Speaker 1: I felt a real chemistry with her though, So I
Speaker 1: don't know if maybe the snakes with the deal breaker, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you remember doing anything that really, you know, made
Speaker 1: her mad or it's inappropriate? You know, I hope not.
Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty hazy. Like I said, we
Speaker 1: had quite a lot of beer, so I'm assuming something
Speaker 1: must have happened to elicit a response that says, lose
Speaker 1: my number. After you guys are out. Well that's why
Speaker 1: I need your help. All right, Well, play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, I appreciate it. Thanks all right? Brooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the mornings updates the perfect way to sum up
Speaker 1: today's date for the second date update, slamming beers and
Speaker 1: touching snakes. Actually, a hey, Gary, why did you want
Speaker 1: to come out for an evening of slamming beers and
Speaker 1: touching snakes? She came to the right place. Ken is
Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update. Today. He
Speaker 1: wants to call a girl named Nicki. They met at
Speaker 1: a bar when they had a beer chugging contest. Apparently
Speaker 1: it was like if I beat you, then you have
Speaker 1: to go out with me. So they went out that
Speaker 1: same night, got drunk, went back to his place, and
Speaker 1: he showed her his snake collection, apparently as four snakes.
Speaker 1: He woke up in the morning she was gone, texted her,
Speaker 1: called her, and she just sent him a text back
Speaker 1: that said lose my number. So we're about to call
Speaker 1: her right now and find out what went wrong on
Speaker 1: the date. Any last words before we call her? Ken, No, man,
Speaker 1: I just appreciate it. I really want to know what's
Speaker 1: going on and can have the snake's ever been a
Speaker 1: problem in attracting women before? No, you know, surprisingly, they've
Speaker 1: actually been more of a positive thing people see, you know, ladies,
Speaker 1: and kind of even intrigued by it more than scared. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Manam mcdollar phone number right now?
Speaker 1: Oh hello, Hi, can I speak to Nikki please? This
Speaker 1: is she? Hey Nikki, how are you? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Who is it?
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's going on? But what's going on with you? Why
Speaker 1: are you calling? I'm calling you because somebody emailed us
Speaker 1: about you and asked if I could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, it's a second we do on our
Speaker 1: show called the Second Date Update. You recently went out
Speaker 1: with a guy named Ken. Oh no, and Ken is
Speaker 1: curious why after your date you send a text message
Speaker 1: that said, lose my number? Are you kidding me? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not got a second to talk to us about
Speaker 1: Ken real quick. Oh my god. I just want to
Speaker 1: know why you're not calling Hi back and what you
Speaker 1: didn't like about him? I mean, it's not that I
Speaker 1: didn't like him. He seemed like a perfectly fine, normal guy. Um, God, like,
Speaker 1: this is serious, right, Yes, it is serious. He did
Speaker 1: tell us about your date and how you guys met
Speaker 1: chugging beers at a bar and told us that you
Speaker 1: guys got pretty drunk up back at his place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told you we went back to his place. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like that. No, he didn't, he didn't. He
Speaker 1: didn't tell us it was like that. He said that
Speaker 1: you guys went back there and it was kind of hazy,
Speaker 1: but he put you to bed on the couch and
Speaker 1: then woke up in the morning and you were gone.
Speaker 1: And then he said he tried to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you, and you told him that you didn't want
Speaker 1: to have anything to do with him. Okay, mister like
Speaker 1: blabbermouth can't keep his trap clothes, told you guys everything.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the night? We need to talk to
Speaker 1: me now, Well, we'd like to know, well, we'd like
Speaker 1: to know what went wrong. Do you remember the night
Speaker 1: back at his place? I mean, he says it was
Speaker 1: pretty hazy. Oh, I remember everything. Okay, Well, maybe you
Speaker 1: can fill in the details that he's missing. Then this
Speaker 1: is just like really weird for me. So they're with me.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm like airing my dirty laundry on
Speaker 1: the radio station. Um so yeah, you know then that
Speaker 1: he has a snake collection. To us all about that,
Speaker 1: he said that he brought you back there and he
Speaker 1: said you didn't seem very creeped out by his snakes.
Speaker 1: I mean, we had some drinks, you know, I was
Speaker 1: feeling a little more brave than normal. So you know,
Speaker 1: if he's like, oh, I got these snakes by the way,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, okay, like that's weird, but what the hell,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not gonna say no now, Like I'm already
Speaker 1: in your apartment, right. I think it's weird to have
Speaker 1: four of any animal. If you have four dogs, if
Speaker 1: you have four cats, it's all yeah, like four snakes
Speaker 1: makes it even just stranger. Yeah, it was bizarre. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, fine, like you can show me one.
Speaker 1: So he brings it out and he's like, oh, like
Speaker 1: do you want to touch it? I'm like no, I
Speaker 1: don't want to touch it, and he's like, no, just
Speaker 1: feel the scales like all this weird like creepy stuff,
Speaker 1: like just deductively like touching the snake. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: did you say seductively touching the snake? I mean it
Speaker 1: seems like very He's super into snakes obviously. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm good, dude, Like just keep it over there,
Speaker 1: you know. So he goes to go put it back
Speaker 1: in the cage and he starts kissing it, but kissing
Speaker 1: his snake, like tongue kissing his snake. He did not,
Speaker 1: like French kiss a snake. Yes, he did. Disgusting. You
Speaker 1: know how people kiss their dogs like he was doing that. Gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he's like tonguing this snake and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is like a nightmare. But obviously i'm loaded. I
Speaker 1: can't leave, so I'm like, okay, whatever, just I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to sleep, get up the next morning, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to be rude. I want to go say
Speaker 1: goodbye because we did have fun together. He was a
Speaker 1: nice guy. We had a good time. So I go
Speaker 1: and I knock on his door. He doesn't answer, and
Speaker 1: I go and I opened the door and he's in
Speaker 1: the bed with the snake. God Like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what they were doing. I was just like the snake.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they were doing. The snake got
Speaker 1: more action than you that night to be that way, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I thought that you couldn't sleep
Speaker 1: with the snake, Like I thought I would strangle you
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah. I don't know much about snakes, but
Speaker 1: I don't know that would be weird to walk in
Speaker 1: and see somebody sleeping with a snake, like exactly, so
Speaker 1: I rolled. I mean, yeah, I want thing to see
Speaker 1: somebody like making out with it, but then like it's
Speaker 1: in the bed, like all cuddled up. You like, what
Speaker 1: do you not me? Not me? Yeah, well you imagine
Speaker 1: if you continue a relationship with this dude, it's going
Speaker 1: to be you in bed with your boyfriend and a snake.
Speaker 1: That's gross. Yes, well I should also let you know
Speaker 1: that he's actually on the line listening to this conversation. Why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: First of all, that's not weird. You're making it sound
Speaker 1: really weird. That's that's probably not weird. A lot of
Speaker 1: people actually let snakes fill in their places. What that's
Speaker 1: not that's they're the cold blooded animals, so it's natural
Speaker 1: for them to curl up with with warm blooded people.
Speaker 1: That is not normal. And you guys did not tell
Speaker 1: me he was on the phone. Okay, I meant to
Speaker 1: tell you that I completely forgot. I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 1: You're making this this kissing things sound really weird too,
Speaker 1: like it is weird. I'm assuming you've never been to
Speaker 1: a Renaissance Fair, because that happens a lot, all right.
Speaker 1: And it's not like I had my tongue in the
Speaker 1: snake's mouth. It was the snake sticks its tongue out,
Speaker 1: you hit hit it with your tongue. It's a common thing,
Speaker 1: not common. Do you hear yoursel? Now? Do you hear yourself?
Speaker 1: Do you guys hear this? The most disturbing part about
Speaker 1: that for me was the Renaissance Fair comment out. Now,
Speaker 1: I believe that you are a total weirdo, Ken, It's
Speaker 1: not a weird thing. For somebody that was tough enough
Speaker 1: to do a beer drinking contest with me, I she'd
Speaker 1: be way more aware of having a beer drinking contest
Speaker 1: with somebody is normal. Making out with your snake and
Speaker 1: then sleeping with it is not. Can I just stand
Speaker 1: up for Ken real quick? I don't know about the
Speaker 1: tongueing part, but I had a friend who had a
Speaker 1: python and she let it crawl all over her all
Speaker 1: the time. Like when we watch Bodies and stuff, google
Speaker 1: Natasha Kinski and the Serpent and see what comes up.
Speaker 1: She's a famous model. Very dude, I'm not googling any
Speaker 1: of your weird videos. Okay, I've been caught in that
Speaker 1: trap before. I'm not going down that road again now.
Speaker 1: You guys see, I dated a lot of weirdos in
Speaker 1: my life, and I just don't need another one on
Speaker 1: the list. I know this sounds funny to you guys,
Speaker 1: but like this is really considered snake shaming in the
Speaker 1: reptile is shaming. No, I'm being serious, Like a lot
Speaker 1: of reptil owners would take offense. But you guys are
Speaker 1: laughing about this because there, you know, like he wouldn't
Speaker 1: laugh about it was curled up with like my my
Speaker 1: chihuahua or a kitting or something. Yeah, but the kiss,
Speaker 1: same thing. How do you explain that? Like, I like,
Speaker 1: I don't stick my tungue out and let my dog
Speaker 1: lick my tongue like people do. Actually, I don't know
Speaker 1: that people do. You've never seen like like an old
Speaker 1: woman with a small dog just kissing it in public
Speaker 1: at a restaurant or something. Well, normally you can't compare it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and normally at chihuahua is not going to strangle you
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. No, I say normally,
Speaker 1: I guess it could happen somehow. This little pause around
Speaker 1: your neck, that that that very rarely happens. That's that's
Speaker 1: the bignessnoment that happens. All right, Kenn, I'm sorry for
Speaker 1: snake shaming. Please don't play this segment for your snakes
Speaker 1: and let them hear it, because I hate to see
Speaker 1: a snake cry. Nikki, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: in a second date with Ken? We will pay for it. No,
Speaker 1: thank you. He has an animal lover. You got to
Speaker 1: give him that. No, I'm okay, I'm okay. You know,
Speaker 1: it just seems like this relationship might be a little
Speaker 1: bit crowded with me. He seems like he's good over
Speaker 1: there with his reptile companion. All right, I'm okay. You know,
Speaker 1: you know what, I thought you could hang, but I
Speaker 1: guess not. So. You know, I'm usually pretty good judge
Speaker 1: of character. But you know, if you can't handle me
Speaker 1: with with my snakes, then I'll find a lady that can.
Speaker 1: You know, I guess you're not not up to the challenge. Nikki,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for your time. Ken. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: you didn't get a second date, but it's a man.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys reaching out. And you know, remember
Speaker 1: snakes are pets like any other Snakes are people too.
Speaker 1: I got it, got broken jewel in the morning.