WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Snakes on a Date 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:08.600 Rooking jewels. Second d the only surefire way to a 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:11.840 woman's heart is to beat her at a beer chugging contest. 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:15.480 Everybody knows that. Yeah, pound a couple of Coors lights 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:21.639 in her face and she will be yours forever. So 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:25.960 my grandmother always told me. Ken is on the phone 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:27.760 to do a second date update today. He wants to 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.240 call a girl named Nikki. Apparently that's how he got 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:33.680 her number, beat her at a beer chucking contest. What's up, Ken? 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:36.400 How are you? Hey? Guys? How are you doing pretty good? 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.159 Thank you for your email. Appreciate it now absolutely, I'm 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:42.000 excited to be talking with you. So your email said 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:44.120 that you beat this girl at a bear chucking contest, 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:46.640 and that's how you got the job done. I did, 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:51.720 ye tell us how that went down? Well, I was 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.840 at my favorite spot and I was just kind of 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.920 hanging out and I noticed just goal Nikki, like right away. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.520 She was in with a couple of friends of hers, 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.520 just kind of hanging out, and she definitely caught my eye. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:03.960 So you saw her and thought, classy, I need to 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:07.839 beat her by chugging beers. No, that that game much later. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:09.839 She just had that look though, like like this girl 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.319 can party, you know what I mean, that's what every 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.720 girl wants to be described as. She looks like she 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:18.560 just lived a hard life and knows how to slam 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:21.240 a beer or two. You know how a lot of 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:23.640 a lot of women will order like an apple martini 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.640 or something girly like that. She was just she was 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:30.520 pounding beer and I was impressed. Okay, So how the 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:33.680 beer chugging contests start? Well, I bought her a beer, 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:35.520 you know, from her and her friends. You know, I 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.280 bought him like a picture of beer, and the bartender 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.520 brought it over to her, and they didn't even they 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.640 didn't even look my direction, which means they didn't care 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:46.080 at all. They were just thinking, no, yeah, free beer. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.000 Yeah nothing. I mean they were actually talking about the 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.480 bartender more like he was getting all the juice for 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.160 for your free beer. That didn't really sit well with me, 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:56.640 so I figured I should at least talk to her. 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.320 And so you just go up to her and say, hey, 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:01.360 by the way, I bought you that beer. You might 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:05.440 want to say thanks, Well, you're half right, I think, 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:07.880 by the way, I did buy you that beer. And 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:09.720 then I was like, you look like you can handle 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.359 your beer. You know, I guess the weird thing to 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.520 say is a lovely thing to hear. Well, you know, 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.800 she actually she actually responded pretty well to that. I 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.240 think she's used to two guys just being like, you know, 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:25.160 what's your sign or whatever? Corny lines guys to be 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.480 girls at bars. Yeah, and uh, she kind of looked 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.960 at me with like a like I got her attention, 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.320 you know what I mean, definitely, you definitely got her attention. 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.240 I don't know, it was a good thing. Yeah, So 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:38.919 we actually start talking and she was actually impressed with 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.520 the beer that I picked out for them, and she said, 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.320 you actually look like a bit of a lightweight. I'm 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:45.520 surprised you even know what this beer is. I love 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:49.840 how you guys are just insulting each other back in forest. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.639 I also found a little, you know, alluring because she 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.360 was kind of a bold woman, you know, like, so 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:59.280 that's when you chugged beer. She actually suggested it. I mean, 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.720 when I'm not somebody who responds while to being called 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:05.880 a lightweight. And so we basically get down to our 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.360 you know, who can chug a beer faster? So the 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:13.840 next thing I know, we're like chugging beers, right, and 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.880 she wanted the first round, which impressed me. I won 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:21.040 the second one, of course, come back strong, and you know, 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:23.000 I said, you want to make it interesting, let's put 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.560 a date on the line here for the third final 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.200 round and I won. Okay, so you chugged a beer 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:29.840 faster than her and then she had no choice but 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.120 to go out with you. Yeah, that was pretty much batty. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:33.799 All right, tell us about the date when you guys 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:36.240 went out, would you do? Well? We decided to go 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:40.600 get a drink after you are already getting drinks. Yeah, 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.200 this is all the same night. This is the same night. Yeah, 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:45.520 this is about fifteen minutes after the beer chugging. We 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.480 decided to go get some cotails to kind of mix 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.560 it up because we'd had enough beer. But that's always 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.560 a smart decision. That's a great decision. I'm assuming by 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:54.840 the end of the night you two were both plastered. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:58.520 We were we were feeling good, ye know. And I 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.320 live in close proximity because it's one of my favorite spots. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:02.640 So I said, hey, do you want to come back 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.440 to my place and hang out? And she said yeah, 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.360 So we went back there, and what did you do 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:11.240 at your place? Well, all right, so I have a hobby. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:16.440 I had a letter know that I have snakes, like reptiles. 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.719 What you collect snakes? Like, how many snakes do you have? 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:24.560 Woman got four? But they're kind of big. Oh yeah, 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:26.760 that's four more snakes. And I think anybody should own 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:28.360 by the way, and if you ever have to give 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.839 a warning to someone before they enter your apartment, it 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:34.320 usually means that you're weird. A lot of people own snakes. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.120 I don't think I'm weird, but you know, some people 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.440 could be freaked out by it, right of So was 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:40.680 she freaked out by your snakes? You know? By that 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.800 point it's kind of hazy, But I think she just 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:45.800 kind of played it off like yeah, no problem, you know, 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.200 like I think she actually said I've handled a snake 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:52.360 before or something like that. Oh yeah, you're like, yeah, 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:55.160 you have have an handle of snake yet until you've 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:57.159 been back to my place. So what did you guys 0:04:57.200 --> 0:05:00.479 do back there? You just show her your snakes. It's 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.760 a little it's a little hit and miss as far 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:06.200 as what I remember from that point on, I know, 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:10.000 I know I didn't show her my pythons. Uh yeah, 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:13.839 all right, so you showed her your pythons, bro, Honestly, 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.279 I don't remember a whole lot from that point on 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.760 except her setting her up on the couch, you know, 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.280 doing the leman thing. So you guys didn't really hook 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:23.680 up or anything not that I remember. I mean I 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.000 I slept in my bed and you know, I remember 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:28.680 setting her up on the couch, and in the morning 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.599 she was gone. It just sounds like to me that 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.000 she like went out, had a crazy night, chug some 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.200 beers with the dude, saw his pet snakes, and then 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:37.920 was like, all right, I need to get out of here. 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.919 I mean, that's possible. But the thing is, but like 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:43.360 I've texted her, you know, twice, and she just hit 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:46.920 me back really cold, you know, just like lose my number. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:52.000 So we know she doesn't like you. Well you know, 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.120 I felt a real chemistry with her though, So I 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.000 don't know if maybe the snakes with the deal breaker, Yeah, 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:59.320 do you remember doing anything that really, you know, made 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.039 her mad or it's inappropriate? You know, I hope not. 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:03.719 I mean it was pretty hazy. Like I said, we 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.800 had quite a lot of beer, so I'm assuming something 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.719 must have happened to elicit a response that says, lose 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.720 my number. After you guys are out. Well that's why 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:15.320 I need your help. All right, Well, play a song, 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.559 come back, call her and get your second date update. 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:24.520 All right, I appreciate it. Thanks all right? Brooking jubil 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.960 in the mornings updates the perfect way to sum up 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.800 today's date for the second date update, slamming beers and 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:35.760 touching snakes. Actually, a hey, Gary, why did you want 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.479 to come out for an evening of slamming beers and 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:42.479 touching snakes? She came to the right place. Ken is 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.960 on the phone for a second date update. Today. He 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:47.040 wants to call a girl named Nicki. They met at 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:50.320 a bar when they had a beer chugging contest. Apparently 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:51.760 it was like if I beat you, then you have 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:52.960 to go out with me. So they went out that 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.240 same night, got drunk, went back to his place, and 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:58.279 he showed her his snake collection, apparently as four snakes. 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:01.160 He woke up in the morning she was gone, texted her, 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:02.960 called her, and she just sent him a text back 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.200 that said lose my number. So we're about to call 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:08.320 her right now and find out what went wrong on 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:12.760 the date. Any last words before we call her? Ken, No, man, 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.680 I just appreciate it. I really want to know what's 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:17.160 going on and can have the snake's ever been a 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:21.000 problem in attracting women before? No, you know, surprisingly, they've 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:24.160 actually been more of a positive thing people see, you know, ladies, 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:27.200 and kind of even intrigued by it more than scared. Okay, 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.600 all right, here we go, Manam mcdollar phone number right now? 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:41.640 Oh hello, Hi, can I speak to Nikki please? This 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.000 is she? Hey Nikki, how are you? This is Jewel 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.840 from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Who is it? 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:54.560 Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay, 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:59.680 what's going on? But what's going on with you? Why 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:03.560 are you calling? I'm calling you because somebody emailed us 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:05.280 about you and asked if I could get you on 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:12.080 the phone. Okay, it's a second we do on our 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.440 show called the Second Date Update. You recently went out 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:20.200 with a guy named Ken. Oh no, and Ken is 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:23.480 curious why after your date you send a text message 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:27.280 that said, lose my number? Are you kidding me? No, 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.600 I'm not got a second to talk to us about 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:34.680 Ken real quick. Oh my god. I just want to 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:36.320 know why you're not calling Hi back and what you 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.679 didn't like about him? I mean, it's not that I 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:48.880 didn't like him. He seemed like a perfectly fine, normal guy. Um, God, like, 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:53.000 this is serious, right, Yes, it is serious. He did 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:54.880 tell us about your date and how you guys met 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:58.040 chugging beers at a bar and told us that you 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:01.760 guys got pretty drunk up back at his place. Yeah, 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:05.280 he told you we went back to his place. Yeah, Okay, 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:09.080 it wasn't like that. No, he didn't, he didn't. He 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.559 didn't tell us it was like that. He said that 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:12.120 you guys went back there and it was kind of hazy, 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:13.920 but he put you to bed on the couch and 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.559 then woke up in the morning and you were gone. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:17.480 And then he said he tried to get a hold 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:18.760 of you, and you told him that you didn't want 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.760 to have anything to do with him. Okay, mister like 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:26.959 blabbermouth can't keep his trap clothes, told you guys everything. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:29.600 Do you remember the night? We need to talk to 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:33.400 me now, Well, we'd like to know, well, we'd like 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.160 to know what went wrong. Do you remember the night 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:36.439 back at his place? I mean, he says it was 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:40.520 pretty hazy. Oh, I remember everything. Okay, Well, maybe you 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:45.280 can fill in the details that he's missing. Then this 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:49.080 is just like really weird for me. So they're with me. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.640 I can't believe I'm like airing my dirty laundry on 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:56.720 the radio station. Um so yeah, you know then that 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:00.720 he has a snake collection. To us all about that, 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:02.440 he said that he brought you back there and he 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.439 said you didn't seem very creeped out by his snakes. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.360 I mean, we had some drinks, you know, I was 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:12.800 feeling a little more brave than normal. So you know, 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.120 if he's like, oh, I got these snakes by the way, 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:20.040 so I'm like, okay, like that's weird, but what the hell, 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.160 Like I'm not gonna say no now, Like I'm already 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.320 in your apartment, right. I think it's weird to have 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.520 four of any animal. If you have four dogs, if 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:29.400 you have four cats, it's all yeah, like four snakes 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.840 makes it even just stranger. Yeah, it was bizarre. So 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:35.360 I'm like, okay, fine, like you can show me one. 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.720 So he brings it out and he's like, oh, like 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:41.319 do you want to touch it? I'm like no, I 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.120 don't want to touch it, and he's like, no, just 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:46.680 feel the scales like all this weird like creepy stuff, 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:50.600 like just deductively like touching the snake. And I'm like, 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.960 did you say seductively touching the snake? I mean it 0:10:54.120 --> 0:11:00.200 seems like very He's super into snakes obviously. Yeah. So 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.360 I'm like, I'm good, dude, Like just keep it over there, 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:07.120 you know. So he goes to go put it back 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:14.000 in the cage and he starts kissing it, but kissing 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:19.000 his snake, like tongue kissing his snake. He did not, 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:25.120 like French kiss a snake. Yes, he did. Disgusting. You 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:31.000 know how people kiss their dogs like he was doing that. Gross. Yeah, 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:35.000 So he's like tonguing this snake and I'm like, okay, 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:40.280 this is like a nightmare. But obviously i'm loaded. I 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:43.080 can't leave, so I'm like, okay, whatever, just I'm gonna 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:46.200 go to sleep, get up the next morning, and I 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.600 don't want to be rude. I want to go say 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.840 goodbye because we did have fun together. He was a 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:54.040 nice guy. We had a good time. So I go 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.880 and I knock on his door. He doesn't answer, and 0:11:57.000 --> 0:12:00.160 I go and I opened the door and he's in 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:05.800 the bed with the snake. God Like, I don't know 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.920 what they were doing. I was just like the snake. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.280 I don't know what they were doing. The snake got 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:15.960 more action than you that night to be that way, Like, 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.280 I don't even know. I thought that you couldn't sleep 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:19.960 with the snake, Like I thought I would strangle you 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:22.360 or something. Yeah. I don't know much about snakes, but 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:25.280 I don't know that would be weird to walk in 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:28.960 and see somebody sleeping with a snake, like exactly, so 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:32.800 I rolled. I mean, yeah, I want thing to see 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.439 somebody like making out with it, but then like it's 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:38.400 in the bed, like all cuddled up. You like, what 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:43.080 do you not me? Not me? Yeah, well you imagine 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.240 if you continue a relationship with this dude, it's going 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.679 to be you in bed with your boyfriend and a snake. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:53.600 That's gross. Yes, well I should also let you know 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:57.560 that he's actually on the line listening to this conversation. Why. Yeah, 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:03.440 First of all, that's not weird. You're making it sound 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.640 really weird. That's that's probably not weird. A lot of 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:10.840 people actually let snakes fill in their places. What that's 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.600 not that's they're the cold blooded animals, so it's natural 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.800 for them to curl up with with warm blooded people. 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.720 That is not normal. And you guys did not tell 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.480 me he was on the phone. Okay, I meant to 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:24.080 tell you that I completely forgot. I'm so sorry about that. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.520 You're making this this kissing things sound really weird too, 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:30.800 like it is weird. I'm assuming you've never been to 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.400 a Renaissance Fair, because that happens a lot, all right. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.280 And it's not like I had my tongue in the 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.160 snake's mouth. It was the snake sticks its tongue out, 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.960 you hit hit it with your tongue. It's a common thing, 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:46.200 not common. Do you hear yoursel? Now? Do you hear yourself? 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.480 Do you guys hear this? The most disturbing part about 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:52.280 that for me was the Renaissance Fair comment out. Now, 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.560 I believe that you are a total weirdo, Ken, It's 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.079 not a weird thing. For somebody that was tough enough 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:00.400 to do a beer drinking contest with me, I she'd 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:05.160 be way more aware of having a beer drinking contest 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.160 with somebody is normal. Making out with your snake and 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:13.200 then sleeping with it is not. Can I just stand 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:14.760 up for Ken real quick? I don't know about the 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.040 tongueing part, but I had a friend who had a 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.360 python and she let it crawl all over her all 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:22.440 the time. Like when we watch Bodies and stuff, google 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.480 Natasha Kinski and the Serpent and see what comes up. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:29.440 She's a famous model. Very dude, I'm not googling any 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:36.000 of your weird videos. Okay, I've been caught in that 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:40.960 trap before. I'm not going down that road again now. 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.160 You guys see, I dated a lot of weirdos in 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.280 my life, and I just don't need another one on 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:50.120 the list. I know this sounds funny to you guys, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.600 but like this is really considered snake shaming in the 0:14:53.640 --> 0:15:00.440 reptile is shaming. No, I'm being serious, Like a lot 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:02.400 of reptil owners would take offense. But you guys are 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:04.720 laughing about this because there, you know, like he wouldn't 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:06.320 laugh about it was curled up with like my my 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.720 chihuahua or a kitting or something. Yeah, but the kiss, 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:10.920 same thing. How do you explain that? Like, I like, 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.000 I don't stick my tungue out and let my dog 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.800 lick my tongue like people do. Actually, I don't know 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.560 that people do. You've never seen like like an old 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.600 woman with a small dog just kissing it in public 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:26.000 at a restaurant or something. Well, normally you can't compare it. Yeah, 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.160 and normally at chihuahua is not going to strangle you 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:31.000 in the middle of the night. No, I say normally, 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:34.040 I guess it could happen somehow. This little pause around 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:37.280 your neck, that that that very rarely happens. That's that's 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:42.480 the bignessnoment that happens. All right, Kenn, I'm sorry for 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.400 snake shaming. Please don't play this segment for your snakes 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:46.680 and let them hear it, because I hate to see 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.720 a snake cry. Nikki, would you like to go out 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:53.120 in a second date with Ken? We will pay for it. No, 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.000 thank you. He has an animal lover. You got to 0:15:56.000 --> 0:16:00.880 give him that. No, I'm okay, I'm okay. You know, 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.200 it just seems like this relationship might be a little 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:06.400 bit crowded with me. He seems like he's good over 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:12.200 there with his reptile companion. All right, I'm okay. You know, 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:13.760 you know what, I thought you could hang, but I 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.280 guess not. So. You know, I'm usually pretty good judge 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.120 of character. But you know, if you can't handle me 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:21.200 with with my snakes, then I'll find a lady that can. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:25.640 You know, I guess you're not not up to the challenge. Nikki, 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.400 thank you very much for your time. Ken. I'm sorry 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.000 you didn't get a second date, but it's a man. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.680 I appreciate you guys reaching out. And you know, remember 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.600 snakes are pets like any other Snakes are people too. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:39.320 I got it, got broken jewel in the morning.