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Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Guys? How are you doing pretty good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your email. Appreciate it now absolutely, I'm

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Speaker 1: So he's like tonguing this snake and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: First of all, that's not weird. You're making it sound

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Speaker 1: I believe that you are a total weirdo, Ken, It's

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Speaker 1: She's a famous model. Very dude, I'm not googling any

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Speaker 1: chihuahua or a kitting or something. Yeah, but the kiss,

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Speaker 1: I don't stick my tungue out and let my dog

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Speaker 1: the bignessnoment that happens. All right, Kenn, I'm sorry for

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Speaker 1: a snake cry. Nikki, would you like to go out

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Speaker 1: in a second date with Ken? We will pay for it. No,

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Speaker 1: thank you. He has an animal lover. You got to

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Speaker 1: give him that. No, I'm okay, I'm okay. You know,

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Speaker 1: You know, I guess you're not not up to the challenge. Nikki,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much for your time. Ken. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: you didn't get a second date, but it's a man.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys reaching out. And you know, remember

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Speaker 1: snakes are pets like any other Snakes are people too.

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Speaker 1: I got it, got broken jewel in the morning.