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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This Cold Stratton

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Speaker 1: here filling in once again for Kevin Pollock, who was

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Speaker 1: off shooting at Marvelous Mrs Mazel spinoff series entitled Mosha

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Speaker 1: Better Blues. Let's watch that. Yeah, she's thirty one flavors

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Speaker 1: and then some Vanessa Raglin, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

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Speaker 1: Vegan peanut fater? You load it with salt on top?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you vegan? Nope, it's just okay,

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Speaker 1: And I had been vegan. It's a remnant of a

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Speaker 1: different time. But now I'm not a vegan, but I

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Speaker 1: still don't need terry. Yeah that sounds like peanut butter.

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Speaker 1: This is for everything. It's content. Well, if you were vegan,

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Speaker 1: then it would kind of change my point of view

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Speaker 1: what the vegan peanut butter ice cream is. But if

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Speaker 1: it's coming from somebody that could choose, and I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm stopping now, that's just good. Do prefer based ice cream? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm writing that down. Thank you, thank you. I love

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Speaker 1: the Welcome back to Vanessa's State of the Union to drink.

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Speaker 1: Half of us got standing up. It's pretty crazy. I

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Speaker 1: have a new haircut. I have a caliber, right, I'd

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Speaker 1: love to pass the mics all the time we have

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Speaker 1: this week. Next up, he's the Rootiness touting this guy

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Speaker 1: in the wilderness, Joey Greer, Joey, what's your trick? And

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Speaker 1: panting for gold Uh knees first, he's up for everything

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Speaker 1: all act though, right, but that's like golden rule, right right,

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Speaker 1: all right, he's a gags to richest story Mark Gang.

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Speaker 1: How'd you call your way to the top by letting

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Speaker 1: my nails grow really long? Howard Hughes style. So it

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Speaker 1: didn't take that many climbs. I do love your clean

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Speaker 1: xbox shoes. You're wearing a nice be flame or b rad.

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Speaker 1: It's Brad Norman Brad. What's the coolest slang word out there? Uh,

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Speaker 1: salted ice cream with coconut milk. You know when you

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Speaker 1: say that to a young person, they know you're an ally. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And finally, the greatest living Shakespearean actor of all time,

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Speaker 1: James Heney. Hey, please grace us with your favorite words

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Speaker 1: from the Bard duffing. That's actually how it's pronounced. I

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Speaker 1: think if Hamlet had just kept it to that, right,

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to our first scene. All of

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Speaker 1: today's scene suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If

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Speaker 1: you'd like to submit yours, please write to the podcast

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Speaker 1: at your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. Here we go, Hi, Gang,

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Speaker 1: huge out of the show. I've been listening since the

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Speaker 1: beginning and just can't get enough. Also listened to the

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Speaker 1: guided tour of the Natural History Museum while in the

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Speaker 1: waiting room getting my car's oil changed. Needless to say,

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Speaker 1: I got weird looks from the other customers as I

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Speaker 1: tried to hide my tears and laughter went off the

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Speaker 1: rails real quick in the best way, kind of like

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Speaker 1: most of them. Anyways. Here's my idea for a scene.

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Speaker 1: A group of friends in an isolated cabin slash mansion

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Speaker 1: for a trip and playing the game Clue when suddenly

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Speaker 1: one of them is mysteriously murdered in real life. They

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Speaker 1: then proceed to argue over who they think is the

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Speaker 1: murder in real life, but also can't stop arguing who

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Speaker 1: they think is the murder in the game. Your show

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Speaker 1: is one of the funniest things out there. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: all the laughs. Brian Okay, whose turns it into My

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Speaker 1: Turn six one to you just move seven spaces. Do

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Speaker 1: you count the first one that you moved tours, Yes,

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Speaker 1: the first elk had is staring at them. The elkhead

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Speaker 1: Just move with you, don't. They just like that's not normal.

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Speaker 1: It's a dead elk. Well it's it's one of the

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Speaker 1: things that they put in this plate, like this is

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Speaker 1: just this is all like it's all magicians and fake right,

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Speaker 1: like all the all the weird stuff that's been happening

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Speaker 1: talking about? It's a it's beautiful, by the way, it's beautiful. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: sorry about the weight. I got the food, I got

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Speaker 1: the cheese plate. The body is bad. Spilled a bunch

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Speaker 1: of like soup on me and that really kind of

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Speaker 1: slowed me down. It was just a little bit um.

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Speaker 1: But it was a sea. Actually I should have said

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Speaker 1: I said soup, but I meant it. Guys, enjoy the breathe.

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Speaker 1: And there was some stone le tomatoes. Cevicha. What do

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Speaker 1: you what's going on? Uh? You know, I just is

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Speaker 1: it blood? It just looks like it looks like that,

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Speaker 1: doesn't you're getting in character? You're getting that's okay, pretending

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Speaker 1: to be let's sort of butler. That's good. I like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do let's all take on our character. Let's all

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Speaker 1: you a second, because LEVI went first. Okay, Mrs Peacock,

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Speaker 1: I'm you know, ch awful. Okay, okay, that's the meaning

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Speaker 1: we have to judge each other because of the choice made. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: you guys should really try this Cevich is super awesome

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Speaker 1: that you're you're ringing it out of your clothes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just I just got a lot on me. I

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Speaker 1: what is wrong? Something is going? Why is there in

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Speaker 1: I think it's one of those like it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: just a thing. It's one of those fun things. They

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Speaker 1: put some scary stuff in so that when you rent

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Speaker 1: it you get all freaked out. And it's part of

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Speaker 1: the game, right, I mean, it must be. It's not

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Speaker 1: a house, it's a commansion. I'm sorry. Well, the vibe

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Speaker 1: in this companion is weird. I mean I founded on Airbnb.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, crucifying everyone, cruise can we just he wants

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Speaker 1: to crucify me first. If we're not going to crucify,

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Speaker 1: won't we all go to Hey, guys, sorry, it's really

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Speaker 1: it's starting to snow out there. It's coming down real

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Speaker 1: good here. The roads are not going to be open

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Speaker 1: till morning. The minutes David, you covered in Cevich two. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know. I the car got stuck in the mud

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Speaker 1: and then I tripped carrying my Sevici that I also

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Speaker 1: made up here. I see the lever I made Sevici

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Speaker 1: as well. I did well being rung out of his shirt.

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Speaker 1: So your's winds at this point. Well, anyways, guys, I

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Speaker 1: don't think we're gonna get out of here until, you know,

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Speaker 1: at least noon tomorrow when the sun comes amout. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to drive out at three am. Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: We can't leave? You can't, You can't. It's it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's tough. Definitely wedge down there. You can't mean my

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Speaker 1: husband won't be able to make it either, not to

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Speaker 1: make it about me. Well, we definitely have enough tonight.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying room bed and I'm just putting it

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Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, we're all gonna be alone time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you start play? You already? Tim? You rolled? I

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Speaker 1: see that I did six and a bit. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: do next? Because you're it's not stupidity stupid over again

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Speaker 1: to supposed to think. It's not. I feel like you

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Speaker 1: don't start because when you're in real life, you've already

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Speaker 1: got one foot forward right the doy, So then you

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Speaker 1: just do the other six after that. It's fine, I'll

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Speaker 1: move it back one. It doesn't matter. You're still in

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Speaker 1: the hallway, you're not in a room. You're not doing

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Speaker 1: anything on this turn. It's like a wasted turn, Tim, Well,

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Speaker 1: but you gotta take some wasted turns to get progress

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Speaker 1: in the future. You could have literally moved right to

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Speaker 1: the bottom and gone in, but you obviously did some

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Speaker 1: sort of weird side step down through the hallway. I'm

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Speaker 1: a little suspicious of the ballroom. After Carrie went into

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Speaker 1: the ballroom. We haven't seen her since. Yeah, where the

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Speaker 1: hell is Carrie. That's a good point, that's an excellent point.

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Speaker 1: It's very true. Now you guys want to sprint over

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Speaker 1: the ballroom. First one there gets the roll. Next go Carrie,

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Speaker 1: what is my your dead person? He is, she's definitely

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Speaker 1: you don't have to do that on her. Now we'll

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Speaker 1: give me the head. So are you gonnahere your blood

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Speaker 1: everywhere the rolls. He'll be open to noon tomorrow, husband alone.

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Speaker 1: Every time you pump in spring out of her neck,

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Speaker 1: you've got you've got the blood on her. Wait one

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Speaker 1: I'm wrong. But he looks like he has ceviche all

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Speaker 1: over him because he was sing on the chest of Carrie.

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Speaker 1: You're an idiot. I was just doing this. But Lea,

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Speaker 1: I could be the murderer because convict the guy for

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Speaker 1: a tomato base that makes a lot of it looks

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Speaker 1: just like the stuff on him. Right now, we're letting

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Speaker 1: this game, this board game, get you all wrapped up

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Speaker 1: in your head. Okay, this is weird. I admit I

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Speaker 1: didn't expect Carrie to be dead and dismembered. That is

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Speaker 1: a there's a dagger in here, there's a lead pipe,

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Speaker 1: one of the candlesticks is missing, there's just a loose

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Speaker 1: candle sitting on the mantel. Why are we so calm. Huh,

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Speaker 1: why not? A good friend? Carrie is dead? A friend? What? Wait?

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Speaker 1: She didn't vent for the companion she did, Scarlett? What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? You two have been best friends

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Speaker 1: for forever. Yeah, that's what it looks like on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I heard she had what say it? She loves

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Speaker 1: your husband, she's always been listen. Somebody should try to

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Speaker 1: call the police, or you know what, somebody should shut

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Speaker 1: up here. If my cell phone has no services's got

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Speaker 1: to be a landline weight here, right, My cell phone

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Speaker 1: doesn't have service either service in a comb This is

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Speaker 1: the first time you've tried to check your internet. I

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Speaker 1: lot of things on the rental. Go ahead, crucify me.

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Speaker 1: We're not gonna had to find a place in this

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Speaker 1: what I found. Guess there's a landline in the corners

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Speaker 1: booby trapped this place is? I don't think Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: don't do that. You're just getting the fee cha everyway where. Well,

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Speaker 1: now there seemed to be too murderers. What do you

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Speaker 1: want a telephone? I don't know. I'm not the murderer.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say we all did it. Huh. Let's just

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Speaker 1: say we all didn't start from there. Okay, somebody had

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Speaker 1: to break the telephone, That's what I'm saying. One of us. Well, Tim,

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Speaker 1: law professor. Help us out here? What what? What do

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Speaker 1: we do in this situation? Clearly too stupid to have.

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Speaker 1: my law my law degree. Theoretically, a purple could have used,

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Speaker 1: don't have to die. My husband won't be able to

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Speaker 1: make it here. We don't have to die. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: we know murdered two people, all right, and anyone of

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Speaker 1: those could be next. Yeah. Shaken up by this shaken

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Speaker 1: too many animals, Okay, I don't want to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Too many gerbils, too many can't hang Okay. I have

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Speaker 1: an idea. What if if we finish the board game?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, watchmanchy Okay, I'm just going with something

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Speaker 1: I just saw. Okay, right now, I'd much rather be

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Speaker 1: are a legal minor, please do not eat the brownie.

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00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 1: I'm totally I'm not I'm under age. I won't give

415
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: that to them if they wanted, and make sure that

416
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,479
Speaker 1: you tell them that you were advised as a legal minor,

417
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: do not eat the brown absolutely checking elderly trees, check in, sir.

418
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: Can I help you on, Carlos. I'm just here. I

419
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: don't have an idea, but I have my student idea.

420
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: Just do it, okay, take that in here, which with

421
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: the box, it's just my it's what I'm bringing to

422
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: make sure everything works really well with the elderly. And

423
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that everything's good. End.

424
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: The last time my screw was really jumps and link

425
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: steal away from me. It's nothing inside the box, all right,

426
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: nothing inside the box? All right? Mind? If I just

427
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: put my hand in there and just moving around, please don't,

428
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: please don't, please please don't. Okay, Hello, hold on, I

429
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: thought I was ready to go. No, you're not ready

430
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 1: to go. Pop that top off my shirt? Yes, pop

431
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,479
Speaker 1: it off. I gotta make sure you're not wearing anything underneath. Okay,

432
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: that's here, we go there, alright, great physy. Thank you.

433
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: I have to go to gym every day. They make

434
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: me every every day. It's weird. I don't know that kid.

435
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: All right, well, it's just the education systems. You got it? Okay?

436
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: Can I put my shirt back out? Yeah? Please? Do

437
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:54,479
Speaker 1: you're an elderly facility? Thank you? Can I go now? Yes? Rick?

438
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: Can I have a word for a second here, Yeah,

439
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: give me a second. Yes, you can stay, dad, I

440
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: don't really want to bear I see in front of

441
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: your daughter. Actually, it's just you're not too class, honey.

442
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: Come with me right here. I know. We'll just give

443
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: her by my hip. Okay, all right, it's just you

444
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 1: know you're supposed to check it out. I didn't want

445
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: you my pockets just holding on. Look, you're supposed to

446
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: multitask care, you know, check people in. But all you've

447
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: been talking in your pocket. I understand. What did you

448
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: want to change or something? What do you want to change?

449
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Go ahead, look at your monitor. All

450
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 1: it says is x l c c l x x

451
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: R R one six six for you're just typing in

452
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: gibberish stuff into the different fields. Do the actual work

453
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: man check them in? Write their names in I know

454
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: you're trying to look busy on them esting my father. Honey,

455
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: come on, I don't I don't want to stand for this.

456
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: Myselfice a great guy, and he's a Christian. I'm Christian,

457
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: all right, that's sad. The point here, I think it

458
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: is a point. I think it is important. Christ I

459
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: think it's the point too. Are you a Christian? What

460
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: do you believe? I'm Protestant? Like that's like nothing, does

461
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: that matter? Marshall? Marshall, do you mind if it's Carlos?

462
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me, I Carlos break

463
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 1: a boo? Na listen, I what was that? I was

464
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: under the covers, under the covers again. No, we're just

465
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: having some time, just having a good time in here.

466
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: It's just a party here at elderly trees. Well the

467
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: good news, this guy said, why do you have to lose?

468
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: I have nothing to lose. I have one high school

469
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: credit to gain, and all I gotta do is have

470
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: you guys enjoyed my company? You know, yesterday we got

471
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: rid of the cattle prod real quick. That was nice. Yeah,

472
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: and I brought you guys presents. Well, it's a box

473
00:28:50,680 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: filled with brownie. Well wait, specifically where in this box quickly. Okay,

474
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick some up me. I wouldn't I'm supposed to. Hey, Carlos,

475
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to say this, but I see Marshall

476
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: and Shanny or whatever her name was. They all passed passed. Yeah,

477
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: they had passed in the night. Do they know what?

478
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: We're doing a full autopsy so I'll be able to

479
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: have that information in the morning. And I just want

480
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: to say thank you so much for coming down and

481
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: helping them out. Okay, I'm so sorry to do just

482
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: a word. Hold on a second, come by my head,

483
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: but least don't listen. I'm trying to secret elderly trees.

484
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: So the first time I've ever known any um, we

485
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: suspect murder. We think it's murder. Well I did as

486
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: like a gun or something. No, I think drugs. Wait,

487
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: you say someone shot them with drugs? Like shot They

488
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. But I did a preliminary autopsy.

489
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: You know, I'm an r N. I know, carl Yeah, yeah,

490
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: I was here yesterday on this bench. Yeah yeah, it

491
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: looked really confused. I helped you out of the box

492
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: of stuff and obviously look worse today. Ton't. I looks

493
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: a little pale, but I mean you're fifteen, that you're gross.

494
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: So the brownie killed three people? Wait a minute, what

495
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: there was three elderly people. The eighth brownie I didn't

496
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: even have a chance, but it looked like quick I

497
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: killed him. Different the brownie killed them there. I don't

498
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: know what killed him. Did anybody put any of the

499
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: brownie up them? Did a brownie does not belong. I

500
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: didn't have a chance to stop her, and I didn't

501
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: feel it is appropriate for me to remove it. But faster,

502
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: these little old people moved very fast, way faster than

503
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: you expect. They had just gotten done doing clemato under

504
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: the sheets that I don't know. It was some sort

505
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: of callista. I don't know what. Hold on, a second,

506
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: hold on, are you telling me the truth? Did you

507
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: bring the box to old people at all? Because I

508
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: thought we had a deal, I swear to god. I

509
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: walked in and I thought that it was going to

510
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: be a calm moment. But once they saw things from

511
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: the outside, they turned into like prisoners like the adult magazines.

512
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: The brownie, the brownie mostly you should have seen him.

513
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: It was like a monster attack. Okay, so you showed

514
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: him the brownie, and before the warnings came in, it

515
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: was too late, like they had already put that you

516
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: said they put the brownie up them, Well, at first

517
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: only one and then the others did the other one

518
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: get it up them and then help the others, exactly

519
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: like the air masks, you know when on a plane,

520
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: you help, you help, you do you? And then that's exactly.

521
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: I can't believe if you've seen this happened before. All right, Look,

522
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: so they're all three of them are dead, and they're looking.

523
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: They're looking for who the killer is. I think they're

524
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: going to point me how long have they been dead?

525
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: Seventy two hours? Listening to that, probably I'm thinking seventy

526
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: two hours? All right, because well, let's just say that

527
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: it would be a shame to berry or cream a

528
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: people who aren't a hunter percent dead. Where? Why are

529
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: we in drawers? I can hear you. I can hear

530
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: you through my drawers. Hello, Open drawer, drawers. Open the

531
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: drawers Toronto with adult magazines, Lucky drawers empty. I got

532
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: just some brownie crumbs in mind. How do we get

533
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: out of these drawers? Hell? And here's the elderly trees.

534
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: Mark Oh my goodness, drawers got okay, are what's going

535
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: on here? What are you doing down here? Somebody cut

536
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: me open? Dear, preliminary on top six. We had to

537
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: get the brownies out of you, Luke? What the fun

538
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:10,239
Speaker 1: is going on here? Sarah? I'm sorry, Yes, sir, yes,

539
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: of course. Okay. We can't have these people get out

540
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: of here. Okay, we got a status quote. Do you understand?

541
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: Are you saying that you don't want us to let

542
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: these people get up and trees anymore? Yeah, we can't

543
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: let them get out of here. I have to keep

544
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: this areious sterile? Are you listening to that? I am

545
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: listening to that. Okay, I am listening to that all right.

546
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: Now look here's some sevich. Drown them okay, just drown

547
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: them in that? All right? This is just the mental images.

548
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I'm alive. Isn't it wonderful? Second chance?

549
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: Second chance? I'm gonna be better this time. We're gonna

550
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: be better people, and we're gonna make the world a

551
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:55,239
Speaker 1: wonderful places like that other guy. Folks, I'm gonna need

552
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: you to sit on the floor with your mouths open

553
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: if you could. No question here here comes to I'm sorry.

554
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: I was sorry. Sorry, this is not about you. Do

555
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: you have any more gun? Oh? That was good? Oh god?

556
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: Really really the best? Dam Listen, just just stay here. Okay,

557
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go check with my supervisor and see what

558
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: else I can get done. Okay, check. They took a

559
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: forty gallon drum a Cevichi like what like? It was

560
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: like it was one of those little mini cokes that

561
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: nobody drinks. Luke, what the fun you're telling you? Pull

562
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: my nipples right now? What the hell's going on? Why

563
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: would I do that? I'm not pulling your nipples. You

564
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: gave me something to drown these old people that are

565
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: supposed to be dead. I poured the Sevigi on them

566
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: and they chucked it. Getting my pants, Get in my pants,

567
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: Get in your pants, I'll stay it's him. Come inside. Hey,

568
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:10,439
Speaker 1: I'm officer Stacy Smith. Stress if I look for Miller? Yeah?

569
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: Did you poop in a commercial? Yeah? I think I

570
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: remember that one. Oh yes, I remember in the sheets.

571
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: But you can't shade in the streets. And if you

572
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: like the poop, then take the lactake. Right and now,

573
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: I'm an officer. We didn't make any sense. What do

574
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: you if you want to poop, take the lactab. They

575
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: were trying to um insinuate it was a healthier poop, Like,

576
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: if you want to poops, not a die. That's one

577
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: thing we can help you with. You're investigating a triple

578
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: hom trip hom as we say in my office in

579
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: the precinct, like a honey baked m I'm sorry, three

580
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: people have been murdered by drugs. Murdered, murdered by drugs,

581
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: bull murdered by three. Oh so it's not people. I'm

582
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: going to need to go to the morgue right now,

583
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: or the in house. We have an in house mark.

584
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm actually in charge of it. Anything happened in there, happening,

585
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: that's disgust it is, but it helps me sleep well.

586
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: You have to have sort of a gallows humor, you guys.

587
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: That's a wrap on season two of Jim Henson's Free Comb.

588
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: This is scare tactics. It's not scare tactics. Sorry. And

589
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: that's that boy, perfect button and it was I think

590
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: that scene was supposed to be got cats. Do you

591
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: think you think that they could have like I imagined

592
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: they were going to use the forty gallon Sevichi to

593
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: kill the cop. Wouldn't. Well, that's that's the cruel to you,

594
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: the improblem you're trying to Yeah, yeah, sure, maybe right

595
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: with your own end. Isn't that the spirit of shirt? Maybe? Yeah?

596
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: And then that cat was never throw the ball. That

597
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: guy throwing the ball was throwing into a cat. Okay,

598
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: oh that was a different different. We did it. We

599
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: nailed it. I'm sure Deanna is super happy. She really

600
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: took a chance writing she did. She took a chance.

601
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 1: And then we're like, let's shoot all over. It wasn't

602
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: on perfect how you're doing stuck to it? Yeah, all right,

603
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: number three. Maybe we'll put a cat in here for

604
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: no reason. Hey, I love the cat. Here's a suggestion.

605
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: It comes in the form of a short anecdote. You see,

606
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: whilst waiting at the traffic light the other day, I

607
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 1: overheard a small part of a conversation. What's something like this,

608
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: person A, when are we meeting at the museum? Person?

609
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: Be moon rise person? See you're both so kind to

610
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: the constructs. It was it was then that the light

611
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 1: change that off I drove. I can't help but wonder

612
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: what those fellows were up to, though perhaps you could

613
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: do some alchemy to elucidate what might have happened that night?

614
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: Yours with kind regards, George. Can you repeat this yep? Here?

615
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: It is also like personal elucidate, like you killed person A.

616
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: When are we meeting at the museum? Person B, move rise?

617
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: I think this is a high kup person. You're both

618
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: so kind to the constructs. I'm sure everybody knows, but

619
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: I just want to make it clear before we start.

620
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: What is it construct? Yes? I mean that's for you

621
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: to decide, Okay, Star, After twenty years of hard labor

622
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: and that spans generations, we're going to open this brand

623
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: new wing of the museum tomorrow morning. I'm so proud

624
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: of it. Hey Sean, Sean, Yeah, some kids just pisted

625
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: and shipped all over the floor. You want to clean

626
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: that up? Shift? Yeah? Good, I'm going on a break.

627
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: Hey Sean, Sean, are you okay? Listen? I know you

628
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 1: put a lot of work into this. You know, people

629
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: appreciate you more than they let on it, Sean. They're

630
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: just afraid that you're doing so much work that you're

631
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: gonna move up. You don't see that. They want to

632
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: make sure that you still keep cleaning the ship off

633
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: the floor because otherwise, when this opens tomorrow, you're gonna

634
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: be the talk of the town. You've done twenty years

635
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: of hard work to make this wing of the museum wonderful.

636
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: I think tomorrow morning at moon rise, you and I

637
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: come up here and make sure it's ready to be

638
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: christened by the children. Hey, Sean, dinosaur bones are right, correct, Sean,

639
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: this is your museum. Now listen to me, third man

640
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: on the chart of evolution. You've always been my favorite.

641
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: That's right, I'm standing so tonight. Yeah, you got this, man, Sean.

642
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: Don't you have shipped to be cleaning? Yeah? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Sorry, sorry, ma'am.

643
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: Are you talking to the evolution No, just listening, Okay, Sean,

644
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm an upright man on an evolution chart. You can

645
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: trust me. You always had a good head on your soulders.

646
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: Sure good, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks chrome magnet Sean. Good

647
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: Sean wing. Yeah, listen, you guys have always been in

648
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: my corner and people. I've always appreciated it, and it

649
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: seems to show it up the day after my wife died,

650
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: and uh, I think since then it's really kept me

651
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 1: from killing animals. So I appreciate that, and I appreciate

652
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: that I feel seen. I guess that's what I'm trying

653
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: to say. We love Sean, Yeah, we love you man.

654
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: You know you're evolving just like us. Yeah, Sean, you're

655
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: you're spreading that ship all over the floor. What are you?

656
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Just you're just spreading it all

657
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: over the floor. You're right, You're right, You're bucket, You're

658
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: right here, You're okay, okay, Yeah, I'm Sean. Yeah. I

659
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: just reviewed the security camp footage. You you're the one

660
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: that should on the floor. Sean. Do you need some

661
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: time off? I mean, I know tomorrow is supposed to

662
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,760
Speaker 1: be a big day for you, but um, you sets

663
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: this is odd, Sean. Make a part of the exhibit. Man,

664
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: now's your time, exhibitor an upright standing human being at

665
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: the end of an evolution chart. Yeah, trust Sean, can

666
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: you hear me? Yes? Sorry? Are you? Maybe we could

667
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: make it. I'm the head docent and I'm trying to

668
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: be a kind person right now. Yeah. You always have

669
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: been nice to the constructs in a dig. What does

670
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: that mean? Well, you know, like those of us that

671
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: clean up and fixed stuff, we're just constructs. So what

672
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 1: do you like? I'm working on a cone. I think, Sean,

673
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: I think this could be voluntary or not. That's your decision.

674
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: But you're shopping on the floor, you're rubbing the ship around,

675
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: you're talking to the walls. I don't know what's going on,

676
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: but we have a big opening tomorrow, Sean. Sean, you're

677
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: doing great. Way to elucidate buddy. Yeah, yeah, maybe you can.

678
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: Don't touch me. Don't touch me, you're covered and chill.

679
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: Well if I don't touch you, how do I know

680
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,439
Speaker 1: you're well? Well, I'm How do you know I'm real?

681
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: Is a funny question. I would break the ice. What

682
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: I know you're real? I can smell your blood and

683
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: your smell. Okay, telling the security guards all right, that's fine.

684
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: You can leave now. You don't tell me when I

685
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: can leave. I tell you when I can leave, Sean.

686
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: But the head, what are you smelling? Don't smell me

687
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: like that. I'm smelling. Don't smell me like that. I'm

688
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: getting Carl. You know what, Guys, maybe she's right, Maybe

689
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: they do it here a couple of days off as

690
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: a human being. At the end of the chart, I

691
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: need to tell you the gigs up. You're going to

692
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: be in big trouble. If you don't, maybe that's for

693
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: the best. Motherfucker. Oh my god, I've never had to

694
00:43:52,360 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: draw my weapon before. Man, I just just just I'm

695
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: not gonna resist. Just take me away, okay. Oh man,

696
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: if you think I want to put one between your eyebrows, dude, Man,

697
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: you cannot trust me. You have to lock me up

698
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: before moon Rise, you were wolf. No, no, I just

699
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: I checked off in the middle of a pentagram last night.

700
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: So that's exactly the same thing. He hit the church.

701
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: He hit the church. I'm shooting Sean. I know you, man.

702
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: I grew up around you. Man, Okay, I knew when

703
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: I came to this. You've seen when I was a

704
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: little boy, when I was fifteen years old, I was

705
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: over here. I do I remember. I don't want to

706
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: have to do this, man, but I want, man, I

707
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: want to remember walking away. I'm walking away. I remember Danny.

708
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: That was Denny, Denny. That's right here. You you were

709
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: particularly interested in the evolutions church, right, yeah, right man,

710
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: the crol magnet and the space in between. Yeah, it's

711
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: proving that we're all just meat. Yes, this bone that

712
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: could be entered aparts like this like a chuck steak.

713
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: What a mystery ripped apart and just ceased to exist,

714
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: be bathed in sort of cleanness at all. Yeah, yes, yes,

715
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: that was you, remember you. Yeah, I'm just part of

716
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: the constructors. Remember it's me Seawan the Wolf's school, not

717
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: you again. Bad. I can't shut up, I can't show

718
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 1: you can't listen to wait a second day. You can

719
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: hear the wolf skulf, of course, I thought everyone can

720
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: hear the wolf Skuli. This is gonna lose his face,

721
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:39,240
Speaker 1: his blood. You're not helping. I'm already worked out. Pussy pussy,

722
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:45,479
Speaker 1: go bottom bottom wolf. Look at my school. I'm gonna

723
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 1: try it. I'm gonna try to bite him. I understand.

724
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to bite you. Just dominant him. You

725
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: gotta get I can taste his dreams. That's how a

726
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: wolf we're doing. That was a righteous kid and kids.

727
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 1: We're gonna be checking out the next hall, but we're

728
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: going to see the planes, the great planes and the

729
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: animals that are out there. Planes are all like an

730
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: airplane or no, he means like tall grass and flat lands. Stupid. Well,

731
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: you don't need to call them stupid. To be a lawyer.

732
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: When I grow up whatever, I'm gonna be a sportscaster. Listen,

733
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: I want you guys to be in your best behavior.

734
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: And everybody's holding the hand of their partner, right, yeah,

735
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: well of course they are. You guys are kids. Kids

736
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: have sticky hands, were white gloves. Well, that's true. I'm

737
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,439
Speaker 1: sorry I got to close off this section. We paid

738
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: for all of our tickets to do a full tour

739
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: of the museum, so we'd like to see the great Plane.

740
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: I understand that, but there's been a homicide in here.

741
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: Somebody got their face enough who no, no, no, there's

742
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: no way that we're gonna let you guys go see

743
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: somebody's face face off face. Well, I can't say no

744
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: to kids. Come on in. Yeah, Oh, you can't be

745
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: letting us in here? Is this not a crime scene?

746
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: Young Mr Mathers was still with our buddies, goods. What

747
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: the fun was that? Excuse my language I did. I'm sorry,

748
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: But a voice loomed from the sky, it seems from

749
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 1: the sky. You didn't all hear that that? You heard that, buddy,

750
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: that's all. And I was wondering, like maybe if the

751
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: cost of cooties was included in the tour. That's a

752
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: good one. That's a good bad. Yeah, her body defecates

753
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 1: after her passes, all the bowels released, and your fingers

754
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: held that because of these might be two younger kids

755
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: for that information. So maybe, yes, everybody poops. Hey, my

756
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: dad's a cop. I have some chalk on me. Can

757
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: I start tracing all these bodies ting? Yes, look what

758
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: you've gotten us into. I'm gonna have to put a

759
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: full report of this to all their parents. And he

760
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: be kind to the construct I'm sorry, that's a constructor.

761
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, custodian or something it counts as a construct

762
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: Are you just a custodian? I think of myself more

763
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: than that. I don't think of myself as a title,

764
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: myself as a human being. Tell them yourself as a wolf?

765
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,280
Speaker 1: I think of myself as a wolf? Am I crazy?

766
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: I heard that too? No, you're not crazy, that's real.

767
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: Why don't the children hear these voices? Because they're too young.

768
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: The moon hasn't risen above them. The whale rose above them?

769
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: When they will are the wolf's gool when they visit

770
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: this room of the usually when the moon rises only

771
00:48:55,239 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: in the a m only in the morning moon. That

772
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: was a little guy on the heart. Listen, I think

773
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 1: we should kids, We should probably all gather our stuff.

774
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: That chalk is clearly no good anymore because it's covered

775
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: in blood. Yeah, that's a good. Blood on wet. You

776
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: can't chalk on wet. That's the one thing we learned

777
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: today at the museum. That's the takeaway check out wet. Honestly,

778
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: you learned a lot more. Remember that, we learned that

779
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: bugs sometimes can be an invasive species. Chay. We also

780
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: learned that if you don't try, you don't know if

781
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: it will work out or not. So good on you

782
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: for trying. But then I'm so sorry. But honestly, this

783
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: is a good moment for us all to have a

784
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: heart to heart. You like me as a teacher, right,

785
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: I'm a great teacher, Mr. Museum. That's awesome. You can't

786
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: tell your parents that you were in a room with

787
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: blood and feces and saw a murder, or I won't

788
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 1: be able to take you guys on these man vacations anymore.

789
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 1: Vacations you're a cult. Oh well, first of all, it's

790
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: an auto vacation. You write, it's a dacation. It's a

791
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: field trip. It's a field trip. Let's go over. Vacation

792
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: is a thing you've never heard of dacation, heart of

793
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: a station. Okay, well a staycation would be staying in

794
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: the classroom. And these kids don't want to do that.

795
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: They want to take the magic school bus. Okay, yea,

796
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 1: So maybe chop that up. And the thing we learned

797
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: today to it's a construct of a word. Yeah, it's

798
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 1: a portmanteau. Yeah, it's like brancholina. You know, like two

799
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: words supposed to get it's a portmanteau. It's a yeah,

800
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: branchelina or no, no, no, my mom My mom makes

801
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: me learn really complex words all the time because she

802
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: says that if I don't have board people and you

803
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: never know them in a room with you're a smart kid.

804
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: I mean, at least these are all gifted children. I'm

805
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,240
Speaker 1: sure you've noticed there's a program at Elderly Trees Elder Facility.

806
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: I think you will really enjoy. Hey, kid, look I

807
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: found a brownie. Oh, let's put that there. Don't put

808
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: that there? Oh jeez, And that's perfect. Seventy two hours

809
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: the fourth night at the museum, pretty much right at

810
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: their show. For today, let's thank your alchemists and you know,

811
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 1: see what you're up to. Brad Norman I'm the voice

812
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: of Bullwinkle on the Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle on

813
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime. Thank you very much. That's it. Um, you know,

814
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: follow me on social media Instagram. Don't underplay that, that's

815
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: not it. That's great. Yeah, I want to play Vanessa Ragland.

816
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm the soccer flesh next, don't overplay that. Cream. I

817
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: love ice cream. Nonunder You can check out Dynasty typewriter

818
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: dot com to see what the theater is up to

819
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: and uh, just wishing you all the bets. Yeah truly,

820
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Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi Mark gags on Twitter. I post all stuff

821
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Speaker 1: there and check out Blood and Treasure now streaming all

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Speaker 1: if you're still listening to this podcast that you haven't reviewed,

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Speaker 1: but that's what I would like to pitch today. Just

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Speaker 1: review a day, James here, uh, Joey Greer at Jeffy

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Speaker 1: Grieber on Instagram. That's where I live. Give all my

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Speaker 1: personal information on Facebook so you can find it there.

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Speaker 1: That's it. I'm called Stratton. You can come in too

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Speaker 1: if you. Karen l A go to the West Side

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Speaker 1: Comedy Theater first Thursday of every month at ten pm

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Speaker 1: for Pretty Pretty Pony. Several people in this room around

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Speaker 1: that team, and I'm at Stratton Coole or at Cole

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Speaker 1: Stratton on different social media stuff. Uh, let's thank our

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Speaker 1: engineer Doug Babe, our post sound design artist Raphael Brito,

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Speaker 1: our producers Sophie Lichterman, and of course I heart media.

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Speaker 1: As he and he said, we encourage all of you

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Speaker 1: to write a review, tell everyone you've ever met about

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Speaker 1: the podcast, and write to us at your name here

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Speaker 1: at alchemy this dot com. That's your name here at

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Speaker 1: alchemy this dot com at until next time, I'll give

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