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Speaker 1: and thank Welcome back to another episode Alchemy This. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock. Geez um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Can you tell me when you first

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Speaker 1: Shall we know particularly order? Please say hello to Craig

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Speaker 1: A cowskcakatoa east of Java. How do you like your coffee?

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Speaker 1: Not at all? Don't rink the stuff, never touch al right,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know. Change the thermostat because Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: It's returning champion Caroline Catter Caroline around the block. What's

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Speaker 1: So you use me? Yeah, what do you mean? It's

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Speaker 1: I'm an asshole, yes, so far. So you don't know.

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Speaker 1: Tell my story, well, Carl, Okay, I was man enough

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Speaker 1: I'm the sick fish. That's like the sick fish, the

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Speaker 1: Welcome to American Airlines. We want thank you for joining

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Speaker 1: What's that, Sacramento, Tinkle Tinkle, captain of the Fairy Guard.

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Speaker 1: We need you, We need your strength. Please please come

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Speaker 1: out from hiding, Tinkle, come out, Tinkle waiting for you,

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Speaker 1: your arm, your blade, your wings, please, Tinkle. It's me Patricia, Hello,

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Speaker 1: have the fairies paid homage to me? Of course, and

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Speaker 1: We want we want to kill them. We want them

419
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 1: to die. Please Tinkle help us. We want to kill them,

420
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:28,719
Speaker 1: murder them all. Okay, so we're waging war on the humans. Also,

421
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 1: we need to do what to the fairies? Oh, the

422
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: fairies are good. They also just need our help with

423
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: the captain of the fairy God. You have the armies

424
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 1: of the fairies that you're disposed please tinkers. So you

425
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: want me to disperse the fairy armies? Yes, takeshi in

426
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: my office for a second. I really don't have time,

427
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 1: but yes, yes, fine. Uh, We've just noticed on the

428
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: charts there's a lot of questions if people come to

429
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: you with requests and you just offer up questions, so

430
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 1: we would prefer it if you had some answer. Okay,

431
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go through a list of questions or request

432
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: and then you see how many answers you can come up.

433
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: I feel like I just had a performance review like

434
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,959
Speaker 1: six months ago. You did. It's every six months. It's

435
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: every six months. That seems ridiculously alright, fine, fine for

436
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: a question number one? Ready? Yes, um, turn humans into puppets.

437
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: Who is making this request again? You've started with a question.

438
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: What I'm looking for our solutions and ideas? Okay, Look,

439
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: this isn't an improv class, alright, I'm allowed to ask questions.

440
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: Sure if I'm if I'm confused by the order, I

441
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: can clarify. Okay, it'd just be great if you could

442
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: think on your feet when a request comes your way.

443
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 1: I can't turn humans into puppets, but context is important.

444
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: Another maple? Do drop? Tinkled martini? Who is somebody drink? You?

445
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: Did you order for me? Okay? Good? Yes, I will

446
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: take one there. Just thank you for answering my goddamn question. Tinkle,

447
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm here for you. Come on, you're at the ferry bar.

448
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 1: It's not a tough week, I can see. Is that

449
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: tinkle over there? He tinkle fairy guys. Yes, yes, that's me.

450
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 1: That's me. While you look so down. Uh look I've

451
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: had a tough week alright. Oh you're telling me it's

452
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: tough for ferrymen everywhere out there. I had some big

453
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: landing of five thousand person seven hundred foot to try

454
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: to smush my speedboat out the way. We ferrymen need

455
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: to stick together. Yeah, we do, ferryman. Once you get

456
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: your shine backs, Oh look who it is? How about it?

457
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: Look who it is? What's the matter? You'd be afraid

458
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: to go under water and getting a submarine? Oh yeah,

459
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: I want me to turn him into a puppet. Just

460
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: how did you did you? I put that request in

461
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: months ago. I know, I know, but there's a lot

462
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: of you know, there's a lot the red tape serious boys,

463
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: sub boys, you know, the sub boys. Yeah, now, it

464
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: turned them all into puppics. Why would you do that

465
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: to my crew because you ah, that song hasn't changed

466
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: in years and it never goes into a bridge or

467
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: of course it's right, it's just where the sub boys.

468
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: You just been busting on balls in here for you.

469
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: You guys come in with their fingers snapping. I was

470
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: tired of it. Okay, I see. And how's your crew doing?

471
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: My crew? Yeah, that's just me and just me and

472
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: one other guy. Stinky. You still got stinky on the boat.

473
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm the fairy guy. Yeah, yeah, I'm the fairy guy. Yeah. Yeah,

474
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: you want Stinky there he is? Yeah, no kid, I'm

475
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: the fairy guy. Yeah. He's been at the bit, he's

476
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: been at the end of the bar for two days.

477
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: Let's make sure you get across the river whatever body water. Yeah,

478
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: this is the guy you want on your boat. And

479
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: I have no crew, I say, all on a leaf

480
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: powered by a whisper. Right, And how's therapy working out

481
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: for you? Not good? Not good? Did you hear about

482
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: the new reports. What we're being sent out. The fairy

483
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: armies are emerging, the fairy army and the fairy army. Yes,

484
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 1: the emerging emergining. Yes, we were emerging. Yes, they emerging,

485
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: emerging like from the water, emerging from the or emerging

486
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: like two businesses. Yes, emerging like the ants. Yeah, or

487
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: emerchant like selling merch. Yes, it can't be. Yes to

488
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: all those kis. We're starting our own conglomerate LLC with

489
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: T shirts, hats as well as underway the equipment and

490
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: were forming together to strike at the heart of man. Okay,

491
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: well that sounds pretty good. The time of man is over.

492
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: It's the time of the fairy people. But what will

493
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: we do? Well, won't chat We do whatever we want.

494
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: But we're much smaller than all of those structures. If

495
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: we know it, and we won't foot Yeah, it would

496
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: be everything would be too big, like the bed would

497
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: be too big, or like a cup of coffee would

498
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: be too big. But we have the Captain of the Pharisee.

499
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,479
Speaker 1: He can turn everything into public. Oh that guy's so

500
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:34,719
Speaker 1: dumb and he sucks. Careful if he can't hear me,

501
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: if he's sleeping, and sleep thank you. He's never gonna

502
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: hear me, and he wouldn't execute me anyway, and his

503
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: daughter's best friend. I didn't say anything. Who dare and

504
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: salt the king of the fairies? I'm tell him it

505
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: was me? Who is sprinkles? And why what sprinkles? So

506
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: we answer the first You know, I think I might

507
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: actually get out of this, And how would you get

508
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: out of it? Um? I don't know how would I

509
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: and how the captain of the ferry doesn't mean that

510
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: I'm the leader? Now? Sure? Yeah, alright, folks, we're gonna sorry.

511
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: We've been in the air for a couple of days. Now.

512
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and let the flight attendants do

513
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: another beverage service. And if you need to hang up

514
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: any of your laundry, this will be the time to

515
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: do that already dry. I just want to let you

516
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: know that there's a war between the fairies and the

517
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: humans on the ground right now. So we're just trying

518
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: to make a couple of loops, figure out where we

519
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: can land safely. Can I get you? Can I get

520
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: you three? Anything else? I'd really like I'd really like

521
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: to get into the pilot's cabin if I could Sully.

522
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan, you know, And I'll take another cheeseburger.

523
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: All right, Well here's the cheeseburger. You just had that

524
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: in your pokey. Well they're already warmed up, just warm

525
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: and foil. It's been a couple of days. I you're

526
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: giving ou cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, we've been giving out cheeseburger

527
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: this whole flame. Yeah, I didn't want the cheeseburger is cold,

528
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: all right, give it to me. I'll put it in

529
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: my pocket. All right, anyway, come with me, sir, Thank

530
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: you cheese. Did all three of them want to go? Yeah?

531
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: I guess if you're offering, yeah, we'll go. I mean

532
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: we might as well. Oh, there's a bouncer, Idee. He's

533
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: my idea, and my idea. You never gonna believe my age.

534
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: You're old as ship. All right, Okay, you can't come in.

535
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm the flight attendant. I'm sorry, I can't come in. Jeff,

536
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: we've known each other for twenty years. What do you

537
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: think I gonna do? Yeah? You don't want to talk

538
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: outside of work. So are we gonna do this again?

539
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: I guess? So, right in front of all these people

540
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: that would potentially go Sellenberger. Hearing this on the other side,

541
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: they're good to go in. You know what, I'm gonna

542
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: go sit. You know what I'm gonna do. You know

543
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go sing to some passengers.

544
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go sing yeah makes do an emergency land

545
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: and have another like psychotic break with the last maybe

546
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: ye yeah fun? Are you free to going? Thank thank you?

547
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: So cool? Where's the pilot, ads Sole, Where the pilot?

548
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: Where the pot Where is he? I don't think there

549
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: is a pilot in here. It just seems like a

550
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: dance club. Hello, come into my coast, for I'm the

551
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: king of the fairies. Just wants to be the war

552
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: that we hear. That's right, I've taken over this place.

553
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: Sully retired, didn't you know that? No before, I am

554
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: not Sully. I Tinkle. Tinkle kept him in the air

555
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 1: for two more days, and they eventually landed in San Antonio, Texas.

556
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: Tinkle is going to become an icon and oh please

557
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: Tinkle t shirt from Daniel. Daniel here from San Antonio, Texas.

558
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: I wonder if you Tinkles drive way too much from

559
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: my day job, but it's all worth it because I

560
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: get to listen to y'all's hilariousness that I mentioned. Y'all,

561
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: thanks for doing what you do. Here's my idea, A

562
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: washed up child star has one last go at fame

563
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: in the form of a haunted House investigation reality show.

564
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, looking forward to laughing so hard I almost die. Also,

565
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 1: my new favorite character are dark Web guy, the Italian

566
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 1: family that thought they were Irish and quote the question guy.

567
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Daniel. We take you now to

568
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: the Haunted House Investigation reality show. Yeah, so the whole

569
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: property self. I mean, as far as I know, he's

570
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 1: been buried around some really you know, a cult going songs,

571
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: there's a satanic ritschual's. There's you know, murders and whatnot

572
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: happening here. And uh, could I just ask one question? Okay,

573
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 1: when Tommy tom arrives. All right, he's the host of

574
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: the show. So your question has nothing to do with

575
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: the house, No it does, all right, could you show

576
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: him which house actually is haunted this one? Yeah, showing

577
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: you a house that's not Which room? Is there a room?

578
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: The whole freaking thing he's haunted. Man. That's not trying

579
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: to tell you, I know, but it would be good

580
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: for the show. Remember, this is a television show. I

581
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: understand that I brought you on your because I thought

582
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: you could help exercise these things. I mean, it's it's

583
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: it's really you thought we could get rid of the spirits.

584
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: In a miscommunication. Okay, we're here so that Tommy tom

585
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: can walk folks in the camera crew through the house

586
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: and find haunted spirit. Boss, Boss wit you when we

587
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: put the point me put the sound equipment, Steve. Yeah,

588
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 1: I'm having a conversation. Do you not see that? Yeah,

589
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: I know I see it. It's really thought it'd be

590
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: okay if you interrupted, It's real. It's it's like six

591
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: hundred pounds of gear on my shoulders right now, right,

592
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: and so you were hired to do to carry it?

593
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah. So I mean this is the guy

594
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: who is in that horse show. Yeah, okay, these are

595
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: my Yeah, I mean we're kind that look. So he

596
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: became a ministers that he can exercise this, or he's

597
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: a television program host. This is a TV show. I

598
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: understand what it is. I'm just saying that, are you

599
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: because I thought you could help me cleanse the house? Okay, well,

600
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 1: there's been a miscommunication. He Boss you want these fog machines, Steve, Yeah,

601
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: same conversation, real heavy fog machines though, Yeah, I'd really

602
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: like to put these those are thought you asked Larry

603
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: to help you. Larry, Larry's on his break again. He's

604
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: been on his break all morning. Union. Sorry, it's a

605
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: union break. Cigarettes. Can a guy smoke as many as

606
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: I can? And don't don't try to interrupt him. We're

607
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: gonna strike. Thanks Larry, appreciate. Great to have you on

608
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: the team. So if I could, Mr Stein, Uh, which,

609
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: when Tom Tom comes shows up, please just bring him

610
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: to the most. Didn't do that. I'll make sure that

611
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: he sees it here. He is, Tommy, Tommy, great to

612
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,479
Speaker 1: have you. Yeah, what what are we doing? Are we rolling? Sorry?

613
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: He's in a really bad mood today. Oh, you brought

614
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: your agent. Let's go. I'm ready to go, he's ready

615
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: to go. Let's do it. He's ready to do. Okay, Well,

616
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: we're about the half hour out, so then he'd send

617
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: it over to the makeup. Why am I here? Why

618
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: am I set? I'd actually like to talk to Tom

619
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: Tom before. I mean, there's some actual legitimate things you

620
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: should be aware of before. Who's this and why is

621
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: he looking me in the Eye's the house. He's here

622
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: to help facilitate our needs. So we kind of want

623
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: to be a ghost. I'm not possible. No, no, I'm not.

624
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 1: I'm okay, he says, he's not. Well, what it goes

625
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: in a minute. That's a good point. Tommy's got a

626
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: good point. What the funk? Look, I look, this place

627
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 1: is legitimately haunted, all right. I don't I don't understand

628
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: this whole Hollywood side of things. But people have died,

629
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: people have had the skin ripped off, people had his

630
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: eyes melted, and the teeth come out of the butt.

631
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: I mean, this really six ship has happened here? Can

632
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: get Tommy? Can you get off your phone? Can you?

633
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: Can you just listen to me here? I'm sorry, I'm

634
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: getting tents of texts and also sorry he has to

635
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: have his makeup done. Well, he's having this conversation with you.

636
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: We just don't have we don't have time. Don't have

637
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: the time. Hey boss, Yes, I just saw I think

638
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: it's a ghost back here. He's got teeth coming out

639
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: of his butt. Me teeth on the ground, Tommy, the

640
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 1: ghost was just here? How am I losing people on

641
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: my Insta. What Tommy, it's Tommy. I'm gonna buy some

642
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: more for you because it just bots? Is it bots?

643
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: It might be Okay, I buy you five thousand every week,

644
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 1: and sometimes Instagram goes through and delete them. So I'm

645
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: gonna go buy some more. Boys, if I could get

646
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: a second at your time? What when the ghost shows up?

647
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: In particular, we kind of need Tommy on point. Okay,

648
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: So why are you talking to me because my his

649
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: mommy seemed to be the only person he'll talk to. Yes,

650
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: that's because he loves me. Okay, great, and we have

651
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: a great working relationship. Let's let's see that happening when

652
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: the ghost appeared. Hey, boss, the union wants to strike

653
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: because of this ghost thing. Yeah, he's got some serious demands.

654
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: You're the spokesperson now for the union. Well yeah, I

655
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: mean I was the spokesperson for the union before and

656
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: then and then somebody else got the job. But but

657
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: he's on a break right now. He's been on a

658
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: break all morning. I'm not coming back from break until

659
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: there's no ghosts out there? Fair enough? Also, can I

660
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: put this sound gear in these fog machines down yet?

661
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: I need about six more minutes. Okay, now, sir, I'm

662
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: gonna get Tommy out of makeup. Ok it's almost sundown.

663
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be in the house. Okay, Okay,

664
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: I cannot be here when something what happens, that's when

665
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: the wolves come out? Wolves? Yeah, ghost wolves, demon ghost wolves. Yeah,

666
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: but there goes. So really can't do anything to you

667
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: except run through your chest and rip your heart out

668
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: your back. But yeah, if you want to say nothing,

669
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: then yeah, I guess they don't know anything. Have you

670
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: seen that? Actual? Yes, I have. Hey, bus, Larry's got

671
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: some new wolf based demands. I aven't reading yet, but

672
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: here they are. All right, let's see we got no

673
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 1: just the ones with the yellow eyes. Is that possible?

674
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: Well you oh, yeah, that's the leader. The leader has

675
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: yellow eyes and they can separate as beans, so it

676
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: makes it looks like there's hundreds of them. Why is

677
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: this guy here again? Did you want I'll do a pick,

678
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: but no autograph. Okay, I don't want to pick up

679
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: and then to pick. Uh, make sure you tag my

680
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: professional account, not my personal account. You could follow him too,

681
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: that would be great. Please follow me follow up. You

682
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: gotta know this tomb you're in grave danger there engraved danger.

683
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: You have to understand, My god, do you have representation? Yes,

684
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: I have a lawyer. You're very good acting. Oh really,

685
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: I have to go. I have to go wear this amulet.

686
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,760
Speaker 1: It's the only thing that can pretend you. Oh god,

687
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: this is so clunky, I know, but it looks good

688
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: on you. Yes, it looks good on your clunky frame.

689
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: Then by how are the effects that great? Right? But

690
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: the voices coming out of the walls? Yeah? Yeah, can

691
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: we just roll? We're rolling? Hey, guys, tell me time here,

692
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: um mental haunted house or so they tell me there's

693
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: demon ghost wolves who are going to rip through me.

694
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 1: And let's open this door. And what's going on here?

695
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: It's a guy with teeth coming out of his bike.

696
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: Can brush my teeth through me? Please? These are my hooves? Yeah,

697
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: that's me. So just gotta gotta get that catchphrase out there.

698
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: If we could just reroll on that. I want to

699
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: get that clean because that is something that we're going

700
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: to use for like promo. I feel like the ghost.

701
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: We're still rolling, so I take your own cue. Okay,

702
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: these are my hubs. That was really good. It was

703
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: that was clean tom Tommy, Babe, I love you you

704
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: know that. Okay, Now, look all right, the show is

705
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: doing fantastic. The entire cast and crew died except for you.

706
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: Love that. We gotta get more of that stuff. Okay,

707
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: but people are harder. They want to see tomp tom

708
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: These are my loves. I want to see back up there.

709
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I feel like these ghosts can't kill me

710
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: for whatever reason. I think it's an amulant baby, all right.

711
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but it's glow's protecting me.

712
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: It's glowing and it's hot. Looks like it's see it

713
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: until your flesh right now, yeah, it is really well,

714
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: that's a good look. Good look Tommy. Now look we

715
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: want to put you on location in the ship. Right

716
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: location where in the ship? Okay, I don't want to

717
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 1: go in the ship. You have to, that's what them

718
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 1: ghost be. I don't want to leave the l a area, Okay, alright, fine,

719
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: Look we have in a cult setting going on, this

720
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 1: tane ridtual going down at one of the old Hudson houses.

721
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: All right, So once you just pop up over there,

722
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: say you have part of the group, will give you

723
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: all the paperwork to say that you legit. You get

724
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: in there, you kind of blow the thing up. You

725
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: save the version boom boom boom season through? What do

726
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: you think? Okay, fine, yeah whatever. Okay, so we're all

727
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: about to kill this virgin. Please shut the funk up. Please, Okay,

728
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna kill you, Gloria. Ever since you took over

729
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: this group. I'm just saying, ever since you took over

730
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: this group? Here, okay, can we sit down? No? No chairs?

731
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,479
Speaker 1: If I see a chair, I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna

732
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a big one that you'll find

733
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: out and you're not gonna like. I'm gonna give you

734
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: a real big one if I see a chair, Okay,

735
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 1: making it seeing we have a handkerchief. Hey, guys, what's

736
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: going on? I'm also in this group. Okay, let's do

737
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: let's kill this chick. Let's do it. Let's carver up. Okay,

738
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: everyone get out your nie. Wait, there's a new guy.

739
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: Shouldn't we do? I'm just gonna sit down over here?

740
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: Is this? This is the new guy. He's a friend

741
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: of my Mom's down. As long as doesn't have a chair,

742
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: I don't care what he does. Do you the hooves guy?

743
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What Tom? Tom? Tom Tommy Tom, Tommy Tom.

744
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: These are my hooves. Yes, I didn't know you liked

745
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: satanic occult. Look, I'm not here to talk about my career.

746
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm here to sacrifice a virgin. Okay. I love the

747
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: film crew. Huh, film crew. Look, we're just doing a thing.

748
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: Arry's on a break, all right. Okay, Hey guys, save me.

749
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to die. I don't want to die

750
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: the virgin, yes, of course. I mean, even without this

751
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 1: ritual going on, if you just looked at all of us,

752
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: you could tell she's the version. This is not good

753
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 1: for sound. Can we start again with the virgin? Please

754
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: me to speak up a little bit? Please help he

755
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: much better? Thank you? Alright, I'm too young. Okay, everyone

756
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: get out your knives and then account of I'm sorry

757
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: you the producer director? Yeah great, I'm thinking I want

758
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: to do something right now, just a little a piece

759
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: for myself to give it all. You want to give

760
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: it all? I mean, if I am trying to the

761
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: best I can. I think that's the only mode I

762
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: got is ten. You don't drive a forward, do you?

763
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: That's my dream of car? Do you have on? Yeah?

764
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: That's the one. Huh. Gold Champagne, Champagne. This guy's mode

765
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: is bugging men. Can we change his mode? Only one mode?

766
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: That's my disability? Gloria, What can you change this guy's mode?

767
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: I'll give you a big one. I'll give you a

768
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: big one to change your mondop on me. I think

769
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: it's just gonna Yes, I'm gonna take the biggest poop

770
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: I've ever taken. It's gonna be on you and it

771
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: will change your mode. I'm going to do it. I'm

772
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: lifting up my white road and it melted his whole body.

773
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: That's some powerful Is that good for you? Did that

774
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 1: change the mode? I think we got it on camera, Tommy,

775
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: You guys, I think some demonic spirits are literally here

776
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: because my amulance is searing into my flesh right now.

777
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: So why does your amulet's say Gloria backwards across it?

778
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: Who tested Gloria? I was looking in a mirror, so

779
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: it looked like you just said Gloria. Tommy, did you

780
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 1: want to say anything at all to the virgin while

781
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: we're on camera? Uh? Yeah, Look, I'm sorry that we

782
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: have to sacrifice you, but it's the only way to

783
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 1: pay homage to the two demons. And uh, you know,

784
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: I'll give you an autograph and a pick. Can I

785
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: ask one last request? Fine, I just I really want

786
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: to have sex with somebody, anybody. Then you won't be

787
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: a virgin, you know, Tommy, I'm sorry, baby, We're gonna

788
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: have the can of the show. What. Yeah, it looks

789
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: like people wanted you killing that virgin and all that.

790
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry I was told to do. I just

791
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: did what I was told to do. Let me, tom

792
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: I know how it goes, baby, but look, the people

793
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: just didn't like if people weren't pe fucking ambulet off

794
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: of me. Okay, I mean, baby, look at seat and

795
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: do your flesh like part of me. Now it looks

796
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: like it's aid he had to your bone struck. There's

797
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: no way for me to rip it out with that

798
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: actually homing you. I can't do that legally, but you

799
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: know me. All right. Now, look, I'm gonna have to

800
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 1: ask you to get off the fucking lot and not

801
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 1: come back. We're not gonna validate your sucking parking. Alright,

802
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: you're done. Oh you're not gonna validate my parking. No, Tommy,

803
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: it's like fourteen dollars for a half hour. Well, you've

804
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: been here for three hours. I'll figure that ship out.

805
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, Tommy, I don't know. How much is

806
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: that you didn't go to school, Tommy. You gotta go.

807
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: These are my hubs, Tommy, Tommy, these are my hub Tommy.

808
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: You're making it a lot sadder than it has to be.

809
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: A don't give me up the lot, Tommy, tom I can't.

810
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: I can't believe the meaning you Tommy. Tom It's my

811
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: seventeen con this year, and I just can't believe you're here.

812
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: So how much of the photos with you? Uh? It's

813
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: forty two was? Okay, that's an hour and a half.

814
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: Can I tell my brother and I when we were

815
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: seven and nine, we memorize the first three seasons of

816
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: these are my hosts, and I could play back any

817
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: of the scenes for you. If you pick a season

818
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: in a episode by number, I could, Uh, I could

819
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: recite it all right, um, season one, episode one, the

820
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: pilot's pass d peep peep. That's in every episode, right,

821
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: so it's always started? Okay, okay, shut up, deep deep up.

822
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: This is my house. Ah man, where's the box set?

823
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: Can I start over? No, there's a long line here.

824
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Are you Tommy tom Yeah killed my fucking daughter.

825
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: What on television, you son of a bitch. I didn't

826
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 1: kill anybody killed. I saw the episode, and I was surprised.

827
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: Look I see the awful Okay, let's be precise, sir,

828
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: I was part of a demonic ritual that some of

829
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: the demon that killed your daughter. Please, Okay, I saw

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Speaker 1: the episode. I know everybody is guilty in your own way,

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Speaker 1: but but today it's got a gun. Got the guy's

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Speaker 1: got a gun. I've got an amulet. Okay, so an amulet. Fine, okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll give me that amulet. I'm not giving you the amulet.

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Speaker 1: Give me that. Good luck trying to pry it off

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Speaker 1: of my chest. Okay, I will. I will set this here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Now I've got the gun. Put the gun down, you

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Speaker 1: side of a picture gun? Okay? Are you a virgin, sir? Me?

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Speaker 1: I have a daughter? Not anymore? Alright? Alright, maybe I have,

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Speaker 1: but it's besides the point. Give me back that gun.

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Speaker 1: We're all waiting to take a photograph. These people have

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Speaker 1: paid for a photograph and a autograph. Yeah, fourteen dollars

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Speaker 1: for half an hour. I paid thirty because I'm not

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Speaker 1: really your kid. Huh he not really your kid. What

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Speaker 1: you do not understand about that? Try to keep up, sir, Listen,

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Speaker 1: you killed my daughter. Give me my gun back please, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm keeping your gun. I'm keeping your gun. These are

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Speaker 1: my hooves. This is my comic con Okay, Tom, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You can't sleep at the you can't sleep in the

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Speaker 1: rec center for the I'm sorry. You're gonna have to leave.

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Speaker 1: What I found a spot. The convention's over, You're you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to go. I'm gonna stay here. Tell me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry this we have to shutter it. I'm gonna stay.

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Speaker 1: Can you at least validate my parking. I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a security yard. I validate my parking. I

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Speaker 1: have a gun. Tommy relaxed, all right, I'll kill you. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll validate it here. Okay, thank you, you're welcome. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Now kiss me? Oh my god, now let me sleep here.

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Speaker 1: Sorry I walked. I forgot my keys. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: didn't see you didn't see me kissing Tom? Tom, No,

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Speaker 1: I did see that, but I was trying to say

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Speaker 1: I didn't to cover it up, right, I'm sorry. Um wow,

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Speaker 1: good for you. Okay, I'm gonna go well, sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: did you kiss me? I'm sorry? What's your problem? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is Tom Tom. Okay, I'm gonna the

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Speaker 1: mood is sorial. What's going on here? I walked in

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Speaker 1: on this map, have to go. I have a kidden. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's go at it. And that's a love fest for today.

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Speaker 1: So good. Oh that's our show. Let's go around and

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Speaker 1: thank everyone. Caroline Carter, thank you so much for joining

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Speaker 1: us again. You are a frothy delight to go to

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Speaker 1: my about that at some point? Yeah, tell us where

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Speaker 1: folks can fire their shows? Are their places of their

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Speaker 1: inter interwebs? Um, you know I do most of my

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Speaker 1: shows on my Instagram in a way, and you can

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Speaker 1: find that cotter poopter poop and c O T T

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Speaker 1: E R P o O P. That's correct. Yeah, lovely

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Speaker 1: Craig Kikowski at Kikowski on Twitter. Also at Craigslist peak

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Speaker 1: cast for my podcast and at Orange Tucks Improv for shows. Well,

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Speaker 1: can you tell us about the peak cast. It's called craigslist. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's uh, we're counting down my one favorite movies, me

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Speaker 1: and my wife Carla. She has to watch them. She

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Speaker 1: has one more refusal left, which she's going to reserve

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Speaker 1: for number one. Yes, okay, yeah, she's already told me that.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's looking forward to more episodes of that podcast, Mark. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thanks for having me uh at Mark Gags on Twitter

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Speaker 1: and Instagram. Uh. Last Wednesday of the month at Dynasty

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Speaker 1: Typewriter with worked use improv h every week a new episode.

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Speaker 1: If we got this with Mark and Hell and Blood

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Speaker 1: and Treasure now on Amazon Prime and you go back

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Speaker 1: to work on the seas we go to back to Montreal.

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Speaker 1: Exciting and I think this episode just dropped. Great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're hello from Canada exactly. Dr James Heney. You can

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Speaker 1: go to the Real James Heney dot com and see

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Speaker 1: lots of James Heney content. Or if you want to

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Speaker 1: be live person at the West Side Comedy Theater on

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Speaker 1: the second and fourth Wednesday, so every month at nine pm,

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Speaker 1: you can come see us. If the show didn't drop

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Speaker 1: after our next live show, it will be in November.

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Speaker 1: It's the first Sunday of every month. If you're in

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Speaker 1: I'll be waiting. Okay, good, it's good. Good, it's good

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Speaker 1: to know. Let's thank our engineer, please, Mr Doug Baine,

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Speaker 1: this dot com. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Until next time,

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