Speaker 1: Rooking jewels second dat day. You know, sometimes on the
Speaker 1: first date you're confronted with a red flag, you can
Speaker 1: just ignore it, you know, like you walk into their
Speaker 1: place and they have pictures of you all over with
Speaker 1: your eyes all carved out, and you're just like, is
Speaker 1: that a red flag? Maybe they just don't like my
Speaker 1: eye color and I should change it for them. I
Speaker 1: can change my eye color for them. That's evidence in
Speaker 1: a future crime. I want to pay attention to that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But Kayla's on the phone today to
Speaker 1: do a second date update. Kayla, how are you hey?
Speaker 1: How are you hey? Not too bad? How are you?
Speaker 1: I just ask you that. Yeah, I'm not paying attention
Speaker 1: to anything. Let's just ask how we are for a while. Now.
Speaker 1: Tell us about the guy you want to meet today.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Nico? N As you're asking it sounds
Speaker 1: like a question. Is that his name? Nico? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: this is right. Tell us about Nico. How did you
Speaker 1: meet Nico? Kayla? Sorry, I'm just flipping through here. Hold on, um, Okay,
Speaker 1: how did I meet Nico? We met through a mutual
Speaker 1: friends Okay, you met through mutual friends, And tell us
Speaker 1: a little bit about your date if we can somehow
Speaker 1: get this thing back on track. DT. Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: going on? Oh? Sorry the date? Yes, it feels what
Speaker 1: are you doing? We want to know about the date.
Speaker 1: This is a second date update. Um, it was good,
Speaker 1: we got dinner, it was a good time, it was fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: you called us for help, right, like, I'm just establishing this.
Speaker 1: Wait say that again. We're inconveniencing you by asking you
Speaker 1: about the date, Like, no, hold on, I just gotta
Speaker 1: jot something down. Hold on, Okay, obviously very busy, trying
Speaker 1: to multitask, maybe do some work and a second date
Speaker 1: list that she remembered she needed, Butter, suddenly, are you good? Now? No? No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just remembered something and I have this
Speaker 1: like relationship diary, and I just wanted to like jot
Speaker 1: it down before I forgot. You've a relationship, Darry, what's
Speaker 1: that about. It's kind of like this thing that I
Speaker 1: just like keep all my dates in and I just
Speaker 1: like dropped down to notes and stuff. What kind of notes,
Speaker 1: just like how a date was, if there are any
Speaker 1: red flags like what he was wearing, you know, I
Speaker 1: just like to keep it for reference, so like I
Speaker 1: remember what dates are good, what we did, what worked,
Speaker 1: what didn't work, and like even maybe like I will
Speaker 1: meet the man of my dreams and like it'll be cute,
Speaker 1: Like we can look back on my diary and any
Speaker 1: guy wants to look back on your dating diary. Well
Speaker 1: that's cute. Some people might like it. But you're on
Speaker 1: the phone with us right now, so can we take
Speaker 1: a break from journaling. I just wanted to write that
Speaker 1: one thing down, I apologize. Well, it should be a
Speaker 1: good recap of your date. Then do you have it
Speaker 1: all written down in your dating diary? I do, all right,
Speaker 1: Well tell us let me go back to that day.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you're gonna tell us about your date from
Speaker 1: your diary? Yes, yeah, I have everything written down. Okay,
Speaker 1: so go for it. Then tell us about your started
Speaker 1: with dear diary too, that'd be awesome. So okay, seven
Speaker 1: thirty four pm. We don't need those details. Nko is
Speaker 1: four minutes late. He's wearing a blue button up and
Speaker 1: gray jeans. He's looking really cute, but he tells me
Speaker 1: he was looking for a parking spot for a long time.
Speaker 1: Hashtag red flag. Yeah, hashtag in my journal, I just
Speaker 1: talk like how I dayd like, I know your email
Speaker 1: says I'm about red flags, That's why I opened it
Speaker 1: up like that. But I didn't realize that looking for
Speaker 1: a parking spot would be a red flag. So it's
Speaker 1: a red flag because like, was he not prepared to
Speaker 1: come get me? And I don't know if he should
Speaker 1: have been on time? Gotcha? Okay? Okay, So what else
Speaker 1: happened on the date? This is going to be the
Speaker 1: most detailed second date update ever. Then I go on
Speaker 1: some forty six pm. He complimented me on my necklace,
Speaker 1: huh okay, And then I told him a story about
Speaker 1: my dad and he listened to my story, which was
Speaker 1: really great, And I like that, right, that's nice. As
Speaker 1: you're writing all these times down, are you documenting it
Speaker 1: while you're on the date in front of him? Sometimes
Speaker 1: I do, and sometimes like I just remember the timing
Speaker 1: because like I look at the clock and make a
Speaker 1: mental note of it, and then I go write it
Speaker 1: down later. Okay. So it's a little bit of both.
Speaker 1: So what's next? Hold on, I gonna flip the page
Speaker 1: and trying to give us the important details. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, like you might down seven fifty eight, I
Speaker 1: told NKO how I was a former gymnast and to
Speaker 1: see if he had any thoughts about that. Okay, what
Speaker 1: would his thoughts be? Okay, So I want to tell
Speaker 1: you though, like that was kind of like a bait
Speaker 1: situation because I'm not a gymnast. Well, because I want
Speaker 1: to see what their reactions are, like if I'm really
Speaker 1: flexible or like I can get kinky or okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean guy's minds do kind of go there when
Speaker 1: they're about a gymnast, like yeah, all right, she's bendy.
Speaker 1: Yeah totally. So he thought he didn't take the bait.
Speaker 1: Um I wrote down he didn't take the bait. So
Speaker 1: red flag turned pink, got red flag turned peak. So
Speaker 1: there's different shades of read. Any other details maybe just
Speaker 1: about how you guys bonded and stuff, Okay, Yeah. Eight
Speaker 1: twenty three pm Nico gets up, walks by the hostess
Speaker 1: San and says something to hostess. Is he trying to
Speaker 1: pick her up? Question Mark? What why would you assume that?
Speaker 1: I want to ask him, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: come across as crazy. Yeah, I'm glad you didn't know.
Speaker 1: I'm going to let you know there may have been
Speaker 1: a little sense of crazy just because you're journaling. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming every once in a while during your date like
Speaker 1: that feels a little type a, a little controlling. Journaling
Speaker 1: is something that I've been doing for years and I
Speaker 1: like doing it. So just backed off, like this is
Speaker 1: just what I do. Okay, okay, okay, sorry. Nine twenty one,
Speaker 1: we called it a night. I wrote, he kissed my
Speaker 1: lips ever so softly, like in the movie twenty seven Dresses.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, like Katherine Heigel where she's a
Speaker 1: bridesmaid over and over again. That movie. I love that movie. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: then that must have been a good kiss. Then if
Speaker 1: it's one of your favorite movies on e I watch
Speaker 1: it whenever it's on. Okay, all right, well you ended
Speaker 1: the date with a kiss. That's got to be a
Speaker 1: good thing. Could he be my new boyfriend? Question mark?
Speaker 1: Stay tuned dot dot dot when you're teasing your own dates.
Speaker 1: I like that, right, So besides, besides, it's a journal
Speaker 1: all in all, was it a good date? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean this is like one of my best dates.
Speaker 1: I mean my other entries. You should just flip through this.
Speaker 1: I mean that's been horrible. Yeah, Kayla, I mean I
Speaker 1: think that it's great that you journal. I also journal,
Speaker 1: But you say like you're taking the life out of
Speaker 1: a date. You're not like giving yourself a chance to
Speaker 1: really get to know somebody because you're so concerned with
Speaker 1: timelines and things that happened. Brook. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: have a stick up your ass. So I told you
Speaker 1: this is what I do. I've been doing this for
Speaker 1: a year. Yeah, and I'm not going to make change
Speaker 1: just now. You call for some help to try to
Speaker 1: figure out what this guy has it called you back.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give a little outsider input. Look,
Speaker 1: I just want to see what happened and reach him,
Speaker 1: and I don't need help with you judging me. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is just a different kind of second date update
Speaker 1: than we've experienced before. I'm gonna play a song and
Speaker 1: then we'll come back and call him and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, Okay, great, Okay, hang on brooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second update, Dear Diary. Today I
Speaker 1: did the first part of a second date update. It
Speaker 1: was with a woman named Kayla who also has a diary.
Speaker 1: I was thinking one day we could get together and
Speaker 1: maybe be diary pals. I haven't asked her about that yet,
Speaker 1: but I might Entry number two, Dear Diary. Now it's
Speaker 1: time for the second part of today's second Date Update,
Speaker 1: where we're gonna talk to Kayla and see if we
Speaker 1: can get her a second date with a guy named Nico.
Speaker 1: Nico sounds like a swell guy according to Kayla's diary.
Speaker 1: They even into the night with a kiss, just like
Speaker 1: in the movie twenty seven Dresses talking to each other.
Speaker 1: Dear Diary, is anybody else reading my diary right now?
Speaker 1: Your Diary? I hate you, Dear Diary. I love you,
Speaker 1: Dear Diarie. I'm sorry about lashing out. Just tuning in
Speaker 1: for today's second date update. Kayla is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and she also keeps a diary, and she keeps a
Speaker 1: diary of all her dates. In the first part of
Speaker 1: the day second Date Update, she actually read straight from
Speaker 1: her diary some excerpts about the date that she went
Speaker 1: on with Nico. Everything, according to her, seemed pretty good.
Speaker 1: He showed up a bit late, she thought that might
Speaker 1: be a red flag. At the end of the night
Speaker 1: with a kiss, she was very excited about it, but
Speaker 1: now she's not sure why he's not calling back. So
Speaker 1: we're about to get him on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out why. Kayla, are you ready? Yeah, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: nervous though. Okay, Kayla, I know you don't want any
Speaker 1: of my theories on why this guy isn't calling you back.
Speaker 1: I just want to know what your theory is. Why
Speaker 1: do you think he's not calling you back? I mean
Speaker 1: maybe because I was like too fun for him? Oh
Speaker 1: these for anybody? That day was awesome. If we didn't
Speaker 1: have so much fun, yeah, too much fun. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: find out. I'm gonna give me a a call right now, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, so this could be interesting.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Well, hi, might I speaks
Speaker 1: to Nico? Please speaking? Hey, what's up? Man? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Ok Okay, you know what that is? No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Okay, I'll tell you Brooke and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It's a radio show, okay, Okay. Not a
Speaker 1: lot of faces you. It sounds like you calls from
Speaker 1: radio stations all the time. Now it's diffused, Okay. Maybe
Speaker 1: he just has the same emotional range that you have.
Speaker 1: Jewel Possible and Niko, I'm calling you today because we
Speaker 1: got an email about you from somebody that listens to
Speaker 1: our show. Oh well, what did it say? Well said
Speaker 1: some very nice things. We do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called the second Date Update. It's where if you
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and then don't
Speaker 1: call them back after, they can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone to try to figure out what happened.
Speaker 1: And you recently went with a girl named Kayla. Oh
Speaker 1: yes I did. Yeah. Well, Kayla emailed us because she
Speaker 1: said that she thought the date went great, but now
Speaker 1: you're not calling her back and she wants to know
Speaker 1: why said the day weren't great? Yeah, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: she wrong about that. I just can't believe she remembers
Speaker 1: the date. She was on the phone the whole time.
Speaker 1: Once she was on her phone the whole time, he said,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean, like the whole date. She wasn't
Speaker 1: calling anybody, but she was like texting I assume, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't just like looking. It was like
Speaker 1: typing constantly. And I don't know if she was texting
Speaker 1: like a different guy or setting up like a date
Speaker 1: aftermind or what, but it was distracting. I couldn't get
Speaker 1: a conversation in at all. It was rude. All right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we talked to her about your date. She
Speaker 1: said that she actually had a great time and thought
Speaker 1: it was one of the best dates she's had. That's impossible.
Speaker 1: I mean she was. I mean, I mean, like the
Speaker 1: whole time she was typing, it was weird, I think,
Speaker 1: the weirdest part. So I thought like, Okay, well this
Speaker 1: was a bust. She must have seen me, wasn't into
Speaker 1: me doing something else. But then walking back to the car,
Speaker 1: she just like, I mean, out of nowhere, just kissed me.
Speaker 1: Oh she kissed you. She kissed me. What did you
Speaker 1: think about that? I was shocked, Like I wasn't even
Speaker 1: gonna go for a kiss or even a hug. I
Speaker 1: thought this was gonna be like a piece whatever. And
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, she just like lunges at me.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna say no, but I was just
Speaker 1: kind of like a mannequim, just kind of still her
Speaker 1: doer thing. She thought the kiss was great. She told
Speaker 1: us about that. She also thought that you kissed her.
Speaker 1: Oh that's impossible because I was stationary. I mean, if
Speaker 1: she hadn't been on her phone. Were you attracted to her? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's definitely cute, but like all I really saw was
Speaker 1: her forehead because she was bent over texting the whole time,
Speaker 1: her phone the whole time. All right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're self restraint that you didn't say anything on the date.
Speaker 1: I feel like I at some point would have been like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you put the phone away? I'm just not that
Speaker 1: type of person. If that's your thing, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to make a big deal about it. You
Speaker 1: do your thing. I'll eat this hamburger. So basically, your
Speaker 1: date was you hanging out with someone who was on
Speaker 1: their phone the whole time. Yeah, and then you were
Speaker 1: sexually assaulted after what you kissed you. I wouldn't say that,
Speaker 1: but it was aggressive. All right. Well, thanks for telling
Speaker 1: us why you don't want to call her back. I
Speaker 1: also should tell you this though, she's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you. Wait
Speaker 1: what No, Yeah, did you hear what I just said?
Speaker 1: Unless she was buried in her phone again, texting or something,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Kayla, are you still there? Oh? Yeah, Nico,
Speaker 1: I loved hanging out with you. I was so interested
Speaker 1: in my tea. I really liked you. How can you
Speaker 1: let her you were typing the whole time. That's because
Speaker 1: I was taking notes about the date on my phone
Speaker 1: so then I can transfer it into my relationship diary
Speaker 1: when I get home. That is so much right now. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm very confused. What do you mean you were taking
Speaker 1: like notes? It's what I do every time I go
Speaker 1: on a date. I just I have this relationship diary
Speaker 1: because I want to write down like red flags and
Speaker 1: pluses and minuses about the dates and details so that
Speaker 1: way I can remember things. Why do you have memory
Speaker 1: problems or something? No, I just think it'll be really
Speaker 1: cute to, like, one day look back on it all
Speaker 1: and reminisce about everything. So you thought she was being
Speaker 1: super rude and because she was actually super listening to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's that's my normal. I've never gone on a
Speaker 1: date and the next day been like, oh, did I
Speaker 1: have a good time on that date? I should have
Speaker 1: written it down. And Kaitlin, I mean, you're listening, but
Speaker 1: you're not hearing what he's saying. Like he thought you
Speaker 1: were into him because your face was buried into your
Speaker 1: phone screen the entire time. Don't you see that as
Speaker 1: a problem. Brook back off. I'm talking to him about this,
Speaker 1: not you. I don't know why you just keep it
Speaker 1: interrupting me. It's really pissling me off. Like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get this across to him that Nico, I really
Speaker 1: like you. Okay, I guess that makes sense in a way, Nico,
Speaker 1: I'll prove it to you here at the next thing.
Speaker 1: Eight thirty five. You had showed me those pictures of
Speaker 1: your family, and I noted that your brothers are hot
Speaker 1: and that you guys have really good genes. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is so weird. No, I wanted to take note that,
Speaker 1: like you are a good person to have babies with. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's real quick. You guys don't understand. These are things
Speaker 1: that everybody thinks of on a date, and like I'm
Speaker 1: just writing them down. I'm writing down the thoughts that
Speaker 1: everybody's thinking of. Anyway, that's the only difference. Don't you understand, Nico,
Speaker 1: You understand right? Don't you understand? No, none of this
Speaker 1: makes sense to me. Why are you saying my brothers
Speaker 1: are hot? Why are you saying you want to have
Speaker 1: babies with me? I mean, I leans think we've made
Speaker 1: eye contact for this is higher date. Nico, you are
Speaker 1: taking this way out of context, like I'm documenting this
Speaker 1: because one day you're gonna appreciate all the details that
Speaker 1: I've put down here in this diary and you're gonna
Speaker 1: look back on it and be like, Wow, she's awesome
Speaker 1: that she wrote all this down and that she did that,
Speaker 1: and we can look at this together. There you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think, Nko you want a second date
Speaker 1: with Kayla? Will pay for it? Go on a second date,
Speaker 1: make some babies a second date, or yeah, how did you?
Speaker 1: I mean, so she can finish this novel? Who's writing
Speaker 1: about our This is the weirdest. If it makes you
Speaker 1: feel better, Nico, it's not just about you. She does
Speaker 1: it for every day she goes on. That makes it
Speaker 1: even worse, like a serial killer, like scared. Frankly, I'm worried. Okay,
Speaker 1: that seems a little Come on, Nico, that's not fair.
Speaker 1: And Broth, you are not helping things where you go
Speaker 1: out with her all more time. Brook is the only
Speaker 1: one making spend right now, I wouldn't good to have
Speaker 1: been there on the date to tell you to get
Speaker 1: out of your phone. Fine, I won't even bring my
Speaker 1: phone on the next date. Are you happy? Go Nico?
Speaker 1: Are gonna take notes with like a pen and paper
Speaker 1: instead or yeah whatever, I'll just write it down. I
Speaker 1: won't use my phone at all, use the napkin next
Speaker 1: to me. God. Yeah, she'll take notes the old fashioned way, Nico.
Speaker 1: Would you go out a second date with her? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Look, I think you're very attractive, and
Speaker 1: shut up. I know what I'm trying to do, and
Speaker 1: like it's not You're just sugarcoating it and this is
Speaker 1: bulk and like, just get to the point. Oh, I
Speaker 1: think that your intentions are sweet, but what your Nico.
Speaker 1: I'd get to the point before she stabs you. I
Speaker 1: think what he's trying to get out is a no.
Speaker 1: Is that a no? Nico? Yeah, that's a heart. That's
Speaker 1: a hearty. Did you learn anything from this experience? The
Speaker 1: only thing I learned here, Brooke, was not to trust
Speaker 1: you with anything. I mean, you have done nothing for me.
Speaker 1: Well I'm trying to help you. Just sorry, Kayla, No
Speaker 1: second day. I hate your show, especially when Brook's on it.
Speaker 1: I listen again, all right, but can I read I
Speaker 1: want to read your journal sometime. Can I just read it? No,
Speaker 1: you jubil. Okay, you sarcastic pizza, but I actually wasn't
Speaker 1: making sarcastic. I really do want to read it whatever
Speaker 1: you will. I'll give you like twenty dollars if you
Speaker 1: just slap Brooke across the face right now. I'll only
Speaker 1: do that if you're in here journaling, because I want
Speaker 1: to see what you say about it. Broken Jul in
Speaker 1: the morning,