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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glizer podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Than here's Nicky Glue here.

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Speaker 1: I am welcome to the show. It's the Nicky Glazer

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Speaker 1: podcast here with uh Noah and Brian. Hello in Saint Louis.

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Speaker 2: We're all remote. Happy New Year, good happy news.

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Speaker 3: You know, we didn't get to say that because so

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Speaker 3: many things happened at the beginning of the year. They

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Speaker 3: were vulnerable and good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that Happy New Year to a

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Speaker 3: single person. I don't think I said it to you

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Speaker 3: on New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. I don't think we did. Now, how did

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Speaker 1: you guys ring in the New Year?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: We were out doing sets that night, but then we

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Speaker 1: called we were done by like I think ten forty five,

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Speaker 1: and then we went home the last that was at

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Speaker 1: the Comedy Store, and then Chris and I just went

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Speaker 1: home and watched Anderson Cooper and yes, Andy Cohen getting

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Speaker 1: drunk in Times Square.

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Speaker 3: That's the best way to do it. I think that's

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Speaker 3: the best of all those shows.

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Speaker 1: And we looked out the window and saw some fireworks

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, I thought, hate fireworks. I

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Speaker 1: think they should be banned. They're so disruptive to the world.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's stressed out by them. They remind you of They

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Speaker 1: either sound like gunshots or bombs yea.

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Speaker 2: Also fire.

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Speaker 1: I mean this was before we were terrified of fire,

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Speaker 1: I guess, but should have still been terrified of fire.

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Speaker 1: And also they are just bad for animals. They just

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Speaker 1: animals know that it's the New year, celebration of the

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Speaker 1: New Year, or fourth of July. They're not animals are

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Speaker 1: not festive. It's one of the worst things about animals.

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Speaker 2: And but the other.

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Speaker 1: Worst thing is that they're too stupid to know what's happening.

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Speaker 1: And they just are horrified. Whatever your dog does is

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Speaker 1: what a squirrel is doing. And they abandon their babies,

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Speaker 1: and their babies starved to death, like it's it's terrible.

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Speaker 1: You guys just stop at the fireworks.

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Speaker 2: Just just can't.

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Speaker 1: Can't you just hoot and holler? Why do we need

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Speaker 1: fireworks them?

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Speaker 3: The replacement for fireworks is thrones. Yeah and yeah, now

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Speaker 3: the fireworks are horrible, Like nobody the birds obviously don't

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Speaker 3: know that it's July fourth. Most of them are from

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Speaker 3: Mexico that are around here anyway, so they're not even patriotic,

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Speaker 3: and it's raised them all away and it's horrible.

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Speaker 2: We have immigrant birds.

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Speaker 3: All of our birds are pretty build.

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Speaker 2: That wall higher. They're definitely just flying over the border.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I hate fireworks and it sucks because

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Speaker 1: Chris loves them so much and he's so patriotic, and

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Speaker 1: it's like a part of it's not even a part

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Speaker 1: of like his patriotism, but it is. He loves them,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's one thing that will destroy us ultimately.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's worse than like if he wanted babies

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Speaker 1: or something, and I don't like it's this will divide

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Speaker 1: us for forever because it's his favorite holiday, I think,

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Speaker 1: And I all I can think about is just animals

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Speaker 2: Whoo and like turning their heads all the way.

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Speaker 1: Around, being like where's that coming from, and then abandoning

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Speaker 1: their babies another baby starve.

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Speaker 2: It's the worst.

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Speaker 3: Chris has always said to me ever since I've known

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Speaker 3: him that he just wants to settle down with a

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Speaker 3: nice women and light some fireworks together, raise fireworks. I guess.

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Speaker 1: I just I've always hated them. Even as a kid,

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Speaker 1: I was totally scared of them. I always felt it

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Speaker 2: I was of them.

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Speaker 1: I just don't like loud sounds out of nowhere. I

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Speaker 1: hate balloons. I don't like when kids are playing with

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Speaker 1: I don't like a balloon just like kind of trapesing

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Speaker 2: I just don't like this scare. It's a jump stack.

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Speaker 2: I don't scare happen.

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Speaker 1: I don't like jump scares. Yeah, I hate balloons. I

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Speaker 1: I just don't like any I don't like loud noises.

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Speaker 1: I had pilates today and I really like this girl

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Speaker 1: the thing and I ran and got some tissue paper

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Speaker 1: never kind of passive aggressiveness that is, like solving my

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Speaker 3: She still might have seen that and taken it as

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Speaker 3: a passive aggressive.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It was like, but at least I was doing a

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Speaker 1: thing for myself that was like sustainable and not plugging

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Speaker 1: my ears. And then after the class, she was passing

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Speaker 1: out the things to wipe down your thing, and she

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Speaker 1: very discreetly was like, you were amazing on the Golden globes.

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Speaker 2: You blew my mind so nice.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you can scream all you want

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Speaker 1: for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 2: You can get away with anything now, because.

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Speaker 3: She was passing things to wipe down the machines, and

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Speaker 3: You're like, I don't need any I have it in

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Speaker 3: my ears, and then.

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Speaker 2: I can just use this.

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Speaker 1: They sometimes they give me double because I sweat so much,

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Speaker 1: but I, yeah, I'm back at it.

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Speaker 2: That feels really good.

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Speaker 3: Can I go back to the fireworks just for a second,

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Speaker 3: because there's.

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Speaker 2: This go back forever?

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Speaker 3: Fireworks are also dangerous for the people lighting the fireworks.

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Speaker 3: There's this famous incident from a football player a New

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Speaker 3: York Giant Jason Pierre Paul, who's going to be a

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Speaker 3: Hall of Famer. He keeps playing JPP, they called, and

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Speaker 3: he's an incredible defensive lineman with a ton of sacks.

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Speaker 3: But one year when he was on the Giants over

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Speaker 3: the summer, he blew off two of his fingers. He

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Speaker 3: still plays, Yeah, he played for like ten years after.

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Speaker 3: I think he still plays.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: And then everyone made fun of him for having blown

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Speaker 2: I always love that.

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Speaker 1: Meme that's like July third, It's like this is the

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Speaker 1: last day for so many Americans to have all their

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Speaker 2: It's like a meme that goes around. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's so true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they're extremely dangerous. I don't like when

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Speaker 1: they shoot every different way. I like sparklers. They're tame,

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Speaker 3: When I was in high school, they smell good. There

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Speaker 3: was a couple of times, or maybe it was middle school,

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Speaker 3: where one of my friends got a load of fireworks

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Speaker 3: and then we would go into his backyard. We'd launch

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Speaker 3: them at each other, of course, you guys, yeah, which

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Speaker 3: was like I can't believe I didn't. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: No, most of them don't like, I'm not even joking, Like,

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Speaker 1: how how do you all not run into traffic? How

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Speaker 1: do you all not get severe concussions every day? How

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Speaker 1: are you not just constantly? I just it's amazing that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I've been thrown through doors, thrown

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Speaker 3: through a glass showcase, I've been body slammed through a table.

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Speaker 3: I took somebody. I did a Mortal Kombat move to

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Speaker 3: two people in the face by accident. I closed one

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Speaker 2: Air like A punched two kids by accident.

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Speaker 3: One of them was we were playing we were in

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Speaker 3: and when we were playing the punching game where we'd

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Speaker 3: in the arm. And that was the game, and then

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, I was like, I've got a good move

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Speaker 3: to do. And I was like I'm going to go

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Speaker 3: to punch him in the face and then the last

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Speaker 3: him in the face. I like forgot to go down.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I guess that's accidental, but not really.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what. I had no control, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: lots of that.

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Speaker 1: It's so much of that. But what did you What

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Speaker 1: did you do anything New Year's Eve? Did you weren't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just went home. I don't even know. If

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Speaker 3: I noted that it was midnight, I might have even

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Speaker 2: But I don't even know. I just what did you know?

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Speaker 2: What were you awake?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I was awake. I actually watched a magic show on

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Speaker 2: New Year's Eve? Like now I'm or like in person?

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Speaker 2: Oh live in person?

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Speaker 3: WHOA?

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Speaker 4: So we had we had a party. I was in

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Speaker 4: Utah and my sister hired a magician who came in.

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Speaker 2: What for, like how many people?

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Speaker 4: I would say maybe like fifteen people. That's cool half

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Speaker 4: but like most Sorry.

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Speaker 3: What that's sharp. It's just a magician. I'm just randomly.

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Speaker 1: I just don't remember the guy's name. Oh that sucks.

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Speaker 1: That's just so, that's like how comedy whatever. People go,

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Speaker 1: they were great, and I go, who was it?

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Speaker 2: They go, I don't know, And I'm like.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, I hadn't remember, but I was sold

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Speaker 4: on it. I'm like into magic now. I believe because

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Speaker 4: no thing to believe in.

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Speaker 2: All you believe in is a talent, right well.

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Speaker 4: I believe in the talent being some kind of like

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Speaker 4: weird force of nature.

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Speaker 2: No that the force of nature is physics and all

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Speaker 2: the rules apply. They're not just doing anything else. But

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Speaker 2: it is cool magic.

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Speaker 4: And the room was set up in the way where

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Speaker 4: he was standing in front of a glass door, so

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Speaker 4: I could kind of see what he would like from

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Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, I'm totally going to see

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Speaker 4: him putting stuff now anything I couldn't see anything, I

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Speaker 2: I I don't like it. Because I want to just know.

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Speaker 1: That's why I used to love that Pen and Teller

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Speaker 1: trick was and it was called like stump us or something,

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Speaker 1: and they they would have magicians come in and perform

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Speaker 1: many people in the twenties. It's a way to stand

443
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Speaker 1: you stand out out.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jason Ellis started.

445
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Speaker 3: I think, but no, I disagree because it's been a

446
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Speaker 3: long time. It's been a long time, Nikki since you've

447
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Speaker 3: been to open mics. And I will say, you go

448
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,359
Speaker 3: to open mics, especially in LA, there are fifty year

449
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Speaker 3: olds there. There are people.

450
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Speaker 1: All they have like a vibe of, like we know,

451
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Speaker 1: the vibe that they're bringing in. They're not bringing in

452
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Speaker 1: a vibe of like dedicated, being obsessed with it. They're

453
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Speaker 1: giving a vibe of like they like they just need

454
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Speaker 1: a place to hang out.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, they're all No, I totally agree with that.

456
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Speaker 3: Now they are not all. There's a bunch I've seen

457
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Speaker 3: that are like they have like a baby reindeer style

458
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Speaker 3: of comedy that they're trying to push on the open

459
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Speaker 3: mic people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to go to break That is such

461
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Speaker 1: a good point. But I do think it's never too

462
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Speaker 1: late for comedy. And I think that if you if

463
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Speaker 1: you just got to put in the work, maybe give

464
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Speaker 1: ten years.

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Speaker 3: I just don't want you to start because there's threat

466
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Speaker 3: to you.

467
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,440
Speaker 2: You're there's no threat.

468
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Speaker 1: To you, because they would be than you if they started.

469
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Speaker 1: How old are you, Brian, Okay, start.

470
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Speaker 2: To stop.

471
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Speaker 1: I know I know that feeling, I know that feeling,

472
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Speaker 1: but it's it's an illusion. No it's not.

473
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Speaker 2: There's not a room for all of us. Okay, we'll

474
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Speaker 2: be right back. Okay.

475
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Speaker 1: So we wanted to talk about a thing that's been

476
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Speaker 1: happening since the Globes and then since the fires after

477
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Speaker 1: the Globes, is that during the Golden Globes, during what

478
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Speaker 1: we called a halftime show, a halftime report, I did

479
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Speaker 1: this thing from the floor where I was like amongst

480
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Speaker 1: the celebrities and I was talking about, you know, the

481
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Speaker 1: stats of the show. And it started out in the

482
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Speaker 1: writer's room as like we were going to do like

483
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Speaker 1: an official kind of you know football kind of NFL

484
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Speaker 1: you know, halftime report.

485
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Speaker 3: It also came from like from the from day one,

486
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Speaker 3: we were saying, we want to do like TNF style

487
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,159
Speaker 3: jokes football, Yeah, there's any football styles jokes about what

488
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Speaker 3: just happened, and that that kind of so good.

489
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Speaker 1: At writing jokes hours before, like about the thing that

490
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Speaker 1: you just watched.

491
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Speaker 2: Right, So we were like, oh, we can easily do this.

492
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Speaker 1: Let's like take the first half of the show and

493
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Speaker 1: let's write a bunch of jokes about things that happened.

494
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 2: Like there's nothing more fun. And that's why people are

495
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Speaker 2: live tweeting.

496
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Speaker 1: They want to see jokes about what they're watching, and

497
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Speaker 1: then award shows get away from that because they stick

498
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Speaker 1: to the script and it's like, let's leave this part

499
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Speaker 1: in the show that is just for for We'll have

500
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Speaker 1: a selective group of people in the in the room

501
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 1: watching the feed and just writing this halftime report that

502
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Speaker 1: that I will then be able to go over with

503
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Speaker 1: them because I have a lot of time in between

504
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Speaker 1: when I have to go out, that we can go

505
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Speaker 1: over and make a half thing.

506
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Speaker 3: Less time than we thought because you did an incredible

507
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Speaker 3: which elevated the show ten costume change. I don't think

508
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,639
Speaker 3: we talked about that how much that how much that

509
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Speaker 3: elevated the show for you to do ten wardrobe changes

510
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Speaker 3: during the course of the show.

511
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Speaker 2: People did very much like it.

512
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it made it like, oh, this is a thing.

513
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Speaker 2: Which she's gonna be in next.

514
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Speaker 3: It's something for other people. It's like, maybe not for

515
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Speaker 3: me because I'm not a fashioned person, but there are

516
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Speaker 3: people watching this who are interested in that.

517
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Speaker 2: And people loved it.

518
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that was an increase. I don't know

519
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Speaker 3: whose idea that was, it was your idea or someone else's,

520
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 3: but to do that many wardrobe changes was a great idea.

521
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Speaker 1: Well, I think it just goes with if we just

522
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: found out how many times I was potentially gonna be

523
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Speaker 1: in the show, and we were like, Okay, let's just

524
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Speaker 1: do a different look for each one, because why wouldn't

525
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Speaker 1: we like.

526
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Speaker 3: Every But I don't think did Tina and Amy do that?

527
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Speaker 3: Did Seth Meyers do it? Definitely not.

528
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Speaker 2: I don't think men do it. I don't think anyone cares.

529
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Speaker 1: But I think, yeah, it was really it was really

530
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Speaker 1: fun and it made it fun for me, and it is.

531
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Speaker 1: It's nice to give the audience something new to look at,

532
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Speaker 1: you know, like they've jokes, no matter how good the

533
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Speaker 1: jokes are. It's like, I do care about what I

534
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Speaker 1: wear because I do think talking is boring no matter

535
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Speaker 1: what you're doing. If I were singing and dancing, I

536
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Speaker 1: could maybe stay in an outfit the whole time. But

537
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Speaker 1: even that, like you watched Taylor Swift, you watch Beyond

538
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Speaker 1: say they're making outfit changes throughout the whole show because

539
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Speaker 1: not because they want to show you different looks, yes,

540
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: but because there it's part of keeping people's focus and

541
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Speaker 1: entertaining people like you. Don't you think that sometimes outfit

542
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: changes or changing up your glam is just some kind

543
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Speaker 1: of like vapid thing, like I just want to look

544
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Speaker 1: hot in different ways. It's like, no, you want to

545
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Speaker 1: keep people interested. Newness is part of the performance, and

546
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Speaker 1: I do think it matters what you wear on stage,

547
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Speaker 1: and I do take care in that because I do

548
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Speaker 1: think watching, especially in my stand up, watching someone talk

549
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: on stage for an hour is can get boring.

550
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no matter what.

551
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Speaker 1: There's valleys, you know, for peaks to happen, their valleys,

552
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: and during those valleys, just take a look.

553
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Speaker 2: At my legs. I don't give a shit.

554
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Speaker 1: Take a look at my shoes, look at my Bunion's like,

555
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: I'll give you some things to look at.

556
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,439
Speaker 2: See if can see my skirt, I don't know. Just

557
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 2: have some fun. Maybe you'll catch a nip slip. Maybe

558
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 2: you'll see my underwear line.

559
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Speaker 3: I don't.

560
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Speaker 1: It's just like give them something else. Anyway, that was

561
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Speaker 1: a really fun thing. But during this halftime show.

562
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Speaker 3: I actually have it queued up. I can play it on.

563
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Speaker 2: The Okay, Yeah, here is what I said.

564
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Speaker 3: It's the moment. This is not the whole halftime yes.

565
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 2: Part of this part of it.

566
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Speaker 1: Past and crew are leading the way with eleven mentions

567
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Speaker 1: and this is like breaking down the thank you thing

568
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: strong with three shout outs God, creator of the universe,

569
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Speaker 1: zero mentions, and Mario Lopez, host of Access Hollywood won

570
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: all right, no surprise in this godless town.

571
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Speaker 3: So that's the that's the moment in question, and by

572
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Speaker 3: the way, it absolutely crushed. I mean, was so funny.

573
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Speaker 1: So fun like there are moments in comedy where you

574
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Speaker 1: like have said things like we I probably rehearsed that

575
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Speaker 1: three times.

576
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Speaker 2: I probably said that.

577
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Speaker 3: We didn't even know the numbers. We didn't know that

578
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,479
Speaker 3: Kieran Colkin was gonna mention Mario Lopez until he did.

579
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Speaker 1: So we were we were waiting for like something funny

580
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Speaker 1: to put in that fourth category.

581
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Speaker 2: We knew God.

582
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Speaker 1: We were hoping God maybe had zero mentions. That's what

583
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Speaker 1: we like had predicted and it true.

584
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Speaker 4: And we were just so you that that night it

585
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Speaker 4: wasn't like well planned.

586
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 2: That was like a couple days before.

587
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: Was part of the part of this breakdown would be

588
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: we fill in the stats there of like thank yous, right,

589
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: and so we predicted there'd be agents and reps, and

590
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Speaker 1: then we predicted there'd be like a wife section and

591
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: then but in uh moms or whatever, and then we

592
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: predicted God's with zero. That was just like a placeholder

593
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Speaker 1: for like, this could be funny because we actually pitched

594
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Speaker 1: it to do with someone at first where I would

595
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Speaker 1: be joined by someone else, so we had to we

596
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Speaker 1: had to write out a script predicting what would how

597
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Speaker 1: funny it could be to present to the person to

598
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Speaker 1: sign on to do it with me, and they ended

599
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Speaker 1: up signing on. But then we changed kind of the

600
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Speaker 1: format of it, and we were like, we don't we

601
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Speaker 1: were gonna make it very sports centery with graphics and

602
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Speaker 1: me holding a mic with a little you know, the

603
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Speaker 1: label on it, and potentially some sports people involved, and

604
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Speaker 1: then we just kind of made it like we don't

605
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Speaker 1: need to do all that, like it'll that'll be already implied.

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Speaker 2: We did it would talk perfect. Yeah.

607
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Speaker 3: That was one of I think a hundred different literal

608
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 3: game time decisions that we made correctly. I mean, there

609
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 3: were so many things, so many that were like A

610
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 3: or B, choice A or choice B, and we just

611
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 3: nailed it every single time. And looking back, it's just

612
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 3: like the roast. There were some choices that if we

613
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Speaker 3: went in the opposite direction, that would have tanked the

614
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 3: whole thing. Yeah, there's one in particular I'm thinking about

615
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 3: during the halftime show that's like if we did that, oh.

616
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Speaker 2: No, that would have been bad.

617
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know who said, let's like who was

618
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: just not feeling that was Chris Convey was like, I

619
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: just think it's about and then it just takes one

620
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Speaker 1: person to go I don't know. And then I see

621
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Speaker 1: that and I go, wait, do you not know?

622
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: Does anyone else not know about this?

623
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Speaker 1: And then someone else goes, I don't know either, and

624
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 1: then we all suddenly realize, oh, we all are kind

625
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: of like not on board with us as much as

626
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: we thought, because yeah, it also can go in the

627
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: other direction that way of like do you like that?

628
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: Like popular was a perfect example of that, being like

629
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: does everyone can everyone want to.

630
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Speaker 2: Admit that we love this?

631
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: And we were like yeah, and we were like kind

632
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: of embarrassed too, because everyone's like at first, like, uh,

633
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 1: I think it's fun, you know, but yeah, we made

634
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: a decision not to make it all blow it out

635
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: like very sportsy and not brand it so much and

636
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: just like have me talking in that kind of cadence

637
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: was kind of the decision I made.

638
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 3: We need to learn that lesson by the way, let's

639
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 3: we should flag that because this is the second time

640
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 3: it happened on the Roast, and it happened on the

641
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 3: Golden Globes where we were going to do this thing

642
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 3: where we're like targeting somebody and it was like just

643
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 3: kind of like mean, and we cut it at the

644
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 3: last second and we didn't regret it. So next time

645
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 3: we should just know, Yeah, maybe not targeting someone and

646
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 3: hitting them hard for no reason is not the way

647
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 3: to go.

648
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 2: No, it's not.

649
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 1: And it was it even though the person we were

650
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: going to target I love so much and I knew

651
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: that it was gonna it was going to come from

652
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: a place of love of like it it tonally could

653
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: have been misconstrued and it would have. It was I'm

654
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: so glad we didn't do that.

655
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, so glad.

656
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: And there was another moment too where we were going

657
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 1: to like say kind of a roast type joke at

658
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: someone that I interacted with, and I cut that joke

659
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: last second. And then let's not even talk about the

660
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: rock joke, Like, I'm so excited we didn't do rock too,

661
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: Like not the rock, but the joke that had the

662
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: word rock in it. Yeah, there were so many like

663
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: we just made we made very good choices. My only

664
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Speaker 1: regret is not saying wicked table, you're gonna love this

665
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: before popular only regret and I wish we wouldn't have

666
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: had the spotlight. I wish it would have just left

667
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: it on the normal, Like I don't think we needed

668
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 1: that to make it seem like it was like this moment,

669
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 1: but I don't think it hurt it. But I don't

670
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: think it needed it. Those and then I have a

671
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: couple more. I mean I could go on it.

672
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: All the time.

673
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: So anyway, this so that part of the show people

674
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: have been I first saw it. Oh, Mike Lawrence was

675
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: the first person to write on I think Tuesday when

676
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: the fire started, like, maybe you guys should have thanked

677
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Speaker 1: God more.

678
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 2: Mike Lawrence, one of our writers, like was like.

679
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Speaker 1: Oh, as we pointed out on the show, maybe if

680
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: you would have thanked more, this wouldn't be happening. He

681
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: was obviously joking, and I don't think anyone saw that

682
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: and then extrapolated from it. I think it was just

683
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,479
Speaker 1: you know, uh, he was parallel thought with some crazy people.

684
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: So then there's been all these evangelical people we.

685
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 3: Don't know evangelical Catholic.

686
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 2: It's not no Catholics love me.

687
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: Catholics wrote about me and their news letter in the

688
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: number in the number one Catholic newsletter Serious Magazine, they

689
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: wrote about how Nikki Glazer called out godless Hollywood. Yeah, oh,

690
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: by the way, got that part where it was like

691
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: no surprise in this godless town that was in the

692
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: script and then got taken out, and I put it

693
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: back in because I and you could hear me kind

694
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: of like wait, and then I just pulled it out

695
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: of my brain to say it, even though I didn't

696
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: write it initially. It was just an earlier script and

697
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: got taken out of the prompter. But I'm glad I

698
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: said it because it just made me laugh and I

699
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: liked say godless town.

700
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 2: I like the like cadence of it. And it ended

701
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 2: up being.

702
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: A really famous person's favorite favorite You know, that day

703
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: that I was on the podcast and I got a

704
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: text from a really famous person. Yeah, that person, the

705
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: most famous person I know, was like I loved this

706
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: one joke and that was that person's favorite joke.

707
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 2: And I and if no one.

708
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: Else liked that joke, it was like worth it to

709
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: tell it because that person loved it. But anyway, people

710
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: have been making these videos saying that, like I I

711
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: am responsible for the fires, and they don't even understand

712
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Speaker 1: that I was calling out people not thanking God, and

713
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,479
Speaker 1: by the way, I was doing it sarcastically, which they

714
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: don't even catch. They're just taking it the wrong way,

715
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Speaker 1: thinking that I'm saying, don't thank God. That's good to

716
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Speaker 1: not thank God, even though my.

717
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Speaker 3: Characters like the Crow, God Joke and the entire ever

718
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Speaker 3: bettered in Hollywood in the last thirty years, where we

719
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Speaker 3: said no one thanked God.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck's wrong with you? Yes, is what we've said.

721
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: That's what we're blaming me. But I'm like, no, I

722
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: was pointing out the right thing.

723
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Speaker 3: Saying, now you're a responsible And some of the comments

724
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 3: are so mean. They're like every tear shed because of

725
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 3: the fires is Nicki Glazer's fault. They're saying like, I

726
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 3: hope you suffer, I hope your career, I hope you die.

727
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: Like I haven't read any of this, but honestly, these

728
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: don't hurt my feelings at all.

729
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: They're from batshit crazy people.

730
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Speaker 3: And what's interesting is that I'd say, out of every

731
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: single comment I've read, except maybe one because I'm like,

732
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 3: I'm engaged and I'm kind of engaging with them on

733
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Speaker 3: the instagram on Niki Glazer Pod Instagram because oh god,

734
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 3: you all they made like a we we posted a

735
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 3: clip of something that's not even this clip.

736
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Speaker 2: Stupid, it's not even you like these people? What's wrong

737
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: with them? Do they not understand comedy?

738
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 3: What?

739
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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Okay, tell me what you're doing.

741
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 3: It's not even this clip. We posted a clip about

742
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Speaker 3: what do we post Noah this week on the Nicki

743
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Speaker 3: Glazer Pod Instagram.

744
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 2: It was it was about the making of popular.

745
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Speaker 3: It was about the making of popular. It wasn't even

746
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 3: about the godless town. And yet there's all these people

747
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 3: who are commenting on it, flocking from these areas. And

748
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: what's interesting is like, except for one person, I think

749
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 3: ninety nine percent of the people are not from America.

750
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: They're from South America, like Brazil, Ecuador, or they're from

751
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 3: Southeast Asia. So yes, there must have been some influencer

752
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 3: on TikTok that's from a foreign country who was ground

753
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 3: zero for this conspiracy theory and who spread it and

754
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 3: then sent all of their followers to go attack us.

755
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: And I'm getting emails and my email is not even

756
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: out there, like as these people are just taking a

757
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: wild stab in the dark what my email might be, yeah,

758
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: and finding ways to say it's all your fault. And

759
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: then Sara Lena on The Girls Chat Today sent a

760
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: link that said, my mom is really excited because you

761
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: are going viral in the Philippines and she didn't realize

762
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: she was sending me like a thing that was like

763
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: this woman should burn in hell, right because it's all

764
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,479
Speaker 1: in like Filipino. Is that is that the language? Uh?

765
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 3: Filipino? I think that's what they that's direct.

766
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: Yes they are, but I don't think that's the language.

767
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: I think it's like something. I don't I'm sorry, I

768
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I'm glad I don't because

769
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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear things about me. No, it's uh,

770
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: it's it makes me really happy.

771
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Speaker 3: I love.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, you're correct, Thanks, Okay, good, I'm thank God.

773
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 2: Yeah it's but I thank God.

774
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanking God. By the way, I do believe in

775
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: a higher power. I don't do God, but I'm not

776
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Speaker 1: a godless person and I would never thank God in

777
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: a speech though, because I think that's insane to think

778
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: that they would have any say in me winning a

779
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: Golden Globe.

780
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: It just doesn't seem right.

781
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 3: I forgot who there was a comedian or somebody who

782
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 3: posted this who said, like the audacity of people to right. Yeah,

783
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 3: you know what it is. I don't remember it exactly.

784
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: I think I told it on the podcast, but it's

785
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: Ricky Gervay is telling when people pray to God for

786
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: their keys, the the arrogance that God would help you

787
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: find your keys when he didn't.

788
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Speaker 2: Stop the Holocaust.

789
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

790
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: It's like it's just it's perfect.

791
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 3: And by the way, where were these people when Ricky

792
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 3: Gervais was hosting the Golden Globes, a man whose entire

793
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 3: career is based on mocking God openly?

794
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 2: How come?

795
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 3: How come God didn't light La on fire? And Ricky

796
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 3: Gervais hosted the Golden Globes and all and out of

797
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,280
Speaker 3: all of the godless things that happened in Los Angeles,

798
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 3: all of the crimes and sins, do you think it

799
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 3: was a joke that was told in the Golden Globes

800
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 3: that made him decide to set it on fire? Right?

801
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 4: And like if I like, for all the people who

802
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 4: are super stuff, sorry, like what is God evil? Like,

803
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 4: why would God do that? That's not like the purpose

804
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 4: of God. He doesn't like God?

805
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 2: Who are are?

806
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 3: Well, that's that's some jew shit and these people.

807
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 2: Because why wasn't I struck down that night?

808
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: Well?

809
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean George Carlin did that in one of

810
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 3: his stand up specials. He said, if God exists, may him,

811
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 3: may he strike me down right now? And he said

812
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 3: that on a stage. And God didn't do it. It

813
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 3: took thirty five years, took him. Yeah, it took him longer. Yeah,

814
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 3: Because here's the thing I believe is that I believe

815
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 3: in God. I fear God. I don't think God cares

816
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 3: like about these things. I don't think I think he's

817
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: got bigger problems. If it's truly the creator of the universe,

818
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 3: Earth isn't even probably on his top ten of planets.

819
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 3: So the narcissism to think that the one creator of

820
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 3: the universe is like focused on a joke set at

821
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 3: the Golden globes and will destroy the lives of millions

822
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 3: because of that joke is egotistical to the max.

823
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Speaker 1: I'm so happy that this doesn't bother me at all.

824
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: If anything, it makes me very proud because my dad,

825
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: like is such an atheist that he like, there's no

826
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: there would be no better flight achievement for me than

827
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: to pick like to piss off all these like really

828
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: these zelots, you know, these insane people, and so it

829
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: makes there's something in me that feels good about that,

830
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: and there's no part of me that's like it. Honestly,

831
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care if I came across like people calling

832
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: me a bad person because you know, I upset God

833
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: because I just don't believe that's true. But then it's

834
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: it only hurts me when people say something that I

835
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: believe is true about myself, Like that's really the only

836
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: time that I feel But I will say there was

837
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: a thing that I'm trying. Okay, So I'm I got.

838
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: I bought this book called Let Them by Mel Robbins

839
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: that I saw Oprah say was like a book that

840
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: changed her life, and I've gotten. You know, I think

841
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: two of the girls shack girls on it, Laura and

842
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: uh Sarah Lena and yes, Laura, I just said your

843
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: name the way it's sounds like it's supposed to be

844
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: for not Lara, even though it Laura.

845
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 2: Uh, Hella, Hella's reading it.

846
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 1: And Sara Lena and it's just about you know, when

847
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: someone's mad at you, when you know person in front

848
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 1: of you is driving too slow, when someone's being irrational,

849
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: if your boss is blaming you for something, you just

850
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: let them and then you seriously, when you let them

851
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: about something, it gives you a superiority that is not

852
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: what you should stay in, but it gets you out

853
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: of that feeling of like, uh. But because you sometimes

854
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: need a feeling of superiority just to get out of

855
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: a feeling of shame, right, so it lifts you up

856
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: suddenly to be like, let them, I don't care, I'm unbothered.

857
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,479
Speaker 1: I'm better than all of it. And then you do

858
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: the next thing, which is let me. And that's where

859
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: you go back down. You take that superiority and you

860
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: get back down to right sized where you go, what

861
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: can I do?

862
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 2: So, Okay, you know so and so is mad at me.

863
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: Let them be mad, and then let me understand that,

864
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: you know, maybe I have something to do with the

865
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: fact that they're mad. How can I be a better person?

866
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: Let me focus on things that actually matter, like what

867
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: you can do. So anyway, it's really helped me. It's

868
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: helped Saralina said. It's helped her. But I was talking

869
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: to my therapist yesterday.

870
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: About how.

871
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: I am doing a lot better with people being like

872
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: mad at me or not liking me and it not

873
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: affecting me, And because there was a certain person that

874
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: got really really upset with me recently and really let

875
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: me have it, and they were really actually very right

876
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: to be mad at me, and I felt like at

877
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: my first instinct was like, oh shit, I really shouldn't

878
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: have done that thing that made them mad, and like

879
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: why did I do that? And all the things that

880
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: you go through when someone's mad at you and you

881
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: actually feel shame about it. And I was headed to

882
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 1: Hawaii when this is going down, and I'm getting these

883
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: texts that are very angry from this person, and I

884
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: could see in Chris's.

885
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 2: Eyes him being like, oh no, our trip is ruined.

886
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: Like NICKI can't handle someone being mad at her and

887
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: she's not being able to fix this. This person is

888
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: not accepting her apology. It's just it's never they're never

889
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: going to This person is like done with Nicki and

890
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: is like truly telling her like, don't ever talk.

891
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 2: To me again.

892
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: And I could see Chris kind of like panigan, and

893
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: even I was like, oh fuck, this is about to

894
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: ruin my trip. And then I just apologized and I

895
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: just was like and owned it and said, yeah, I

896
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: regret doing that thing, and I'll always be sorry for

897
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: this and I can't take it back, and it's taught

898
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: me to be a better person. I won't make this

899
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: mistake again in other ways, said my piece, and I

900
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: was like, didn't think about it at all, And this

901
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: is someone whose opinion I would have guessed matters very

902
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: deeply to me. What this person thinks about me, And

903
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: I just didn't care because I couldn't. I couldn't control it.

904
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: And thank god, it was like right on the.

905
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 2: Right.

906
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: It happened right as I downloaded the book let them,

907
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: so I had read like ten pages of it and

908
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: kind of got the gist of it. And I just

909
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: was like, let let them be mad at me. Let

910
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: them like, I can't control it. Did you care if

911
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: they accepted your apology or not?

912
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 3: No?

913
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: That was another thing, was like I knew in my

914
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: heart that I was sorry, and it wasn't just a placeholder.

915
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 2: I wasn't just placating them.

916
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: I knew, and I also knew that I will I

917
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 1: wouldn't have done that had I given it more thought,

918
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: and I won't do it to someone again. I will

919
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: it will change the way I behave in the future.

920
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: So I came from this a better person, and I

921
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: really there was nothing I could have done to prevent it,

922
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: Like I didn't think about this person's feelings when I

923
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: did the thing, and there was no way that I

924
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: should have there no, there was no I should you know,

925
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: obviously I should have, but there was no part of

926
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: me that could have in that moment I was. I

927
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 1: was not in a state of mind when I hurt

928
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: this person's feelings to have protected their feelings.

929
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: I just I forgave myself for it.

930
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter if they forgive me I they

931
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: get to be whatever they're gonna be. I can't change it.

932
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: And it was so freeing I didn't think about it

933
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: at all. I even thought, I'm not even gonna be

934
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: able to interact with this person's work anymore, because this

935
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: is someone whose work you could probably consume, each of

936
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: us could consume. And I thought, oh, I really like

937
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: this person's work. If I see it out in the

938
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: world now, I'll probably have to like swipe away from

939
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: it really quick and stop listening or stop watching whatever

940
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: it is.

941
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: And I came across this person's.

942
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: Work and I loved it and was able to sit

943
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: through it and enjoy it. And that was huge for

944
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: me because in the past, you know, my whole Taylor

945
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: Swift story, when I like said those things about her

946
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: and ended up in her documentary. I couldn't like listen

947
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift after that because I was like, I

948
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,959
Speaker 1: hurt Taylor Swift. And then I was able to after

949
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: I apologize publicly, even before she wrote on it, I

950
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: was able to listen to her again. But like hurting

951
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: someone even if I just like can't even if I

952
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: loved them, it's like makes it hard for me to

953
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: enjoy their product anymore.

954
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this guy Michael Jackson, where it's like, are

955
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 3: we allowed? Can we listen to Michael Jackson because he

956
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 3: did all those things, then you kind of have to

957
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 3: get over it. I'm having that now with Kanye where

958
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 3: it's like I really like Kanye's music, but he hates juice.

959
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: I I know, I'm able to separate the artist. Yeah,

960
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: I think from almost everything all the time, but this

961
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 1: time I was really happy about it. But I will

962
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: say my friend ran into she's a huge Harry Styles

963
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: fan and she ran into Harry Styles in the street

964
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 1: after his concert.

965
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 2: I think I maybe told this. I'm sorry if I did,

966
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 2: and she.

967
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: Asked for his picture and he said no, very politely

968
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: because if what I know this too, just from being

969
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: a minuscule, like you know, famous, is that when one

970
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: person does it, other people see and then they start.

971
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 2: Being like, who is that in the car?

972
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: And I can only imagine that at Harry Styles level,

973
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: it would be a line down the fucking block. So

974
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: he was just like no, because he hadn't been noticed yet.

975
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: She was the first person to kind of be like,

976
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: is that you know? And so he's very polite and

977
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: said no, I'm sorry, And she was so humiliated that

978
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: he said no that she literally can't listen to his

979
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: music gets embarrassed even hearing it because she was so embarrassed,

980
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: even though he wasn't mad at her.

981
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 2: He was very polite, but you know, just to be

982
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 2: told no by something.

983
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 3: At the after party of the roast, I went up

984
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 3: to Gronk and I was gonna ask him for a

985
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 3: photo and he like totally ignored me and boxed my out.

986
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 3: And now I can't listen to his music anymore.

987
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 2: What a shame?

988
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's uh. But I will say that I

989
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: had my therapy session yesterday and I told my therapist

990
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: about this moment and she was like, and I was

991
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: talking about my friends, and I was like, I've noticed

992
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: my friends and I don't know if i've it was

993
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: ever this way, but I have a couple friends, including

994
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: one of our close friends, and then some girls on

995
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: the girls chat who and I don't understand this. Maybe

996
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: help me understand this, both of you. If, like the

997
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: other day, I think I could share this, I'll check

998
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: with her and maybe we'll take it out. But I

999
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: think it'll be fine.

1000
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 2: Sarah Lena said that she like she was walking.

1001
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: Into a coffee shop or something and she didn't see

1002
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: this woman behind her who was like older and probably

1003
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: needed help with the door, and she didn't like push

1004
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: the door open more, and she saw it too late

1005
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: to help the woman with the door, and she was like,

1006
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: this woman thinks I'm a terrible person and is going

1007
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 1: to be mad at me, And she like was still

1008
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: struggling with this feeling hours later, after this stranger might

1009
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: have thought she was a bitch.

1010
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 2: For me in that moment, I might be like, oh.

1011
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: This is awkward in the coffee shop, and she might

1012
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: think I'm a bit, but it probably I know that

1013
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm not and that it was an accident, And so

1014
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 1: even if she be mad, I just wouldn't. I don't

1015
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 1: think ever a version of me before or after let

1016
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 1: them the book would have cared what this stranger thinks

1017
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: because I know that I'm not a bitch and I

1018
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: just didn't see her.

1019
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 2: Would you guys.

1020
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: Carry that with you all day? Our other friend was

1021
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: at dinner and was thought this guy was mad at him.

1022
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: Remember that thing.

1023
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 2: I talked about.

1024
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: Remember, Sean was like, that guy hates me because.

1025
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, thinks about everybody all the time.

1026
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what is that?

1027
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: Like? That makes me so sad for people to think

1028
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 1: that strangers might hate you.

1029
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 2: Noah, do you relate to this? I don't relate to that.

1030
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 4: But I think it has more to do with our

1031
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 4: friends wanting to be good people rather than if people.

1032
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: Don't like them. You know, like, does this mean that

1033
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: I'm a bad person?

1034
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: But like, I guess that's it's an insecurity on like

1035
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: a level that I don't like. It's like it's almost

1036
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: like they because that's what I was trying to say

1037
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: to Sara and is like, if you are certain that

1038
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: you're a good person, no matter what other people think,

1039
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: it won't matter. And you're doubting that about yourself, And

1040
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: as soon as you're able to solidify that and know

1041
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: that it won't matter what other people.

1042
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 2: Think, you're right. And I think is a good person.

1043
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 2: She's one of the best people I know.

1044
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: She would ever like leave anyone in the lurch or

1045
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: like wanting she would like buy someone a door that

1046
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: would be easier for them to open, Like she's the

1047
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: most giving person ever. So for her to feel that

1048
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: way was it just like it makes me so mad

1049
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: because I just want to like, I don't want.

1050
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 2: Her to enough to suffer with that.

1051
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 3: There are so many times that I feel like people

1052
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: think I'm weird or something, and so it happens so

1053
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 3: often to me that I think I'm immune to like out, yeah,

1054
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 3: how strangers feel about me, because I'm just can't do

1055
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 3: that every single day all day.

1056
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 1: That's what my therapist said. She was like, Nikki, you

1057
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: I the reason you are better at this now is

1058
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 1: because you've had more experience with it than other people.

1059
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: Of people, strangers having opinions about you and you've just

1060
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 1: gotten immune to it or because you.

1061
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 2: Gotten used to it.

1062
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: It's like exposure therapy, because it used to be a

1063
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: crippling thing to me. If like people that cared about

1064
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 1: didn't like me, right, like yeah, people, I know people

1065
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: are going to encounter and now even that I don't care.

1066
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: And I never thought it would be something that I

1067
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: could get used to or like have experience with enough

1068
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: or get my ten thousand hours of being judged that

1069
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: you just let it go. But I really feel like

1070
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: it's such an accomplishment if you can get there. And

1071
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 1: this book Let Them really help me if you're relating

1072
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: to this at all, Like the book Let Them by

1073
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: Mel Robbins is really really helpful about freeople being mad

1074
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: at you.

1075
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: It's so freeing.

1076
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 3: Did you feel like you can't control not my circus,

1077
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 3: not my monkeys, You can't control what other people are

1078
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 3: thinking about you. You just have to go. You have

1079
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 3: to just be your best self. And if you're nice,

1080
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 3: you know, you're nice. And if someone decides you're not nice,

1081
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: like if they're you know, in a Brazilian church and

1082
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 3: they decide you're evil, yeah you're not.

1083
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: On you a part that and I'll finish by saying

1084
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:50,959
Speaker 1: this and we'll go to break.

1085
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 2: But the thing that really resonated with me, that made.

1086
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: Me feel like, oh, I can't let this happen anymore,

1087
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: is that when you when someone's mad at you and

1088
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: you are obsessed about it and having anxiety about it,

1089
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: you have given your whole life to them. You are

1090
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: wasting your potential, your growth, your strength, Like you're wasting

1091
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,879
Speaker 1: your life and you're just like giving it to someone else.

1092
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: Is that what the life you want to live is

1093
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: giving it to other people and you don't have an option.

1094
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: When you're trying to control how other people feel about you,

1095
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 1: you're giving your life to them. It's like they are

1096
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: dictating your mood. If they're happy with you, then you

1097
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: get to be happy with yourself. If they're mad at you,

1098
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: you're mad at yourself. So is that the life you

1099
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: want to live is if some person your boss or

1100
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: the girl who works in the cubicle next to you,

1101
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: or the girl you went to high school with who

1102
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: said something shitty on your Instagram, like you're letting her

1103
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: decide how your day is gonna be.

1104
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 3: What?

1105
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that kind of put it into focus for

1106
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: me of like I don't want. I'm not someone who's like,

1107
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: I choose my life and I live it how I'm

1108
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: gonna but like, at least I'm not gonna let people

1109
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,919
Speaker 1: who truly don't matter in the scheme of things tell

1110
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: me how I'm gonna feel about myself.

1111
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 3: Final thought, you're at two M on Instagram.

1112
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: Now, oh now, baby am, you're in the.

1113
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 3: Two M club. Anything that you say can be construed

1114
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: and made into a headline that people will want to

1115
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 3: read because there's gonna there's you've reached that next level

1116
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 3: of fame.

1117
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, Chris was saying to me, it makes sense

1118
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: why celebrities don't do interviews and they don't interact with

1119
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: people on social media, and they don't They just don't.

1120
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: They like kind of isolate themselves because everything they say

1121
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: or do can be used against them.

1122
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 3: There's a downside to it, Like if you don't do

1123
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 3: interviews for twenty years, then all of a sudden, you

1124
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 3: come out like Robert de Niro er in the election

1125
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 3: and start rambling about Joe Biden. Yeah.

1126
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like whoa, whoa, whoa.

1127
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 3: That's not good. But you can do it. There is

1128
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 3: a good way to do it, and That is my boy,

1129
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 3: Timothy Shallome, who does a million interviews. Yeah, he does

1130
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 3: shout outs. He's just deferential to everybody. There's no like there.

1131
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 3: He's not being honest. He wasn't he was being honest

1132
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 3: unless he is being honest, and that's.

1133
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just can't be honest anymore.

1134
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, if he was being honest, he's not gonna start

1135
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 3: shit talking anybody for any reason, because he's acutely aware

1136
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 3: of the Internet and how the Internet responds to everything

1137
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 3: he says.

1138
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: I thought you were saying he's a cutie.

1139
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 3: He is a cutie.

1140
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 2: He's a cutie ware.

1141
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 3: He's a cutie. I like what he wears, and he's

1142
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 3: great at interviews. Shout out tout. He's unknown, shout out, yeah, Hollywood.

1143
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: But then is that who I am? Is just being

1144
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: someone who's positive all the time about everything.

1145
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 2: And then yeah, because.

1146
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 3: You're a comedian and he's not.

1147
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 2: How good was Bill Burr on Jimmy Kimmel by.

1148
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 3: The way, Oh yeah, I watched that. That was great.

1149
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 3: I love I love whenever he just gives that dose

1150
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 3: of reality to a situation where it's like, what are

1151
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 3: we all doing here?

1152
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 2: And you think he.

1153
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: Might end up on the other side of things, you

1154
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, there's so many comedians who

1155
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: have who go the other way, and he's still maintaining, like,

1156
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: remember this level of truth.

1157
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,959
Speaker 3: He's from Boston, and Boston has just always been that way.

1158
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 3: It's like, these are a bunch of tough, working class

1159
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 3: guys and yet they're aligned with you know, the LA

1160
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 3: and New York City. It's like, what's going on here?

1161
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: I love in the last moment of that clip, it's

1162
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 1: on Kimmel right now and I posted on my story,

1163
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 1: But in the last moment of the clip, he was

1164
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: talking about screaming in his home or something and his

1165
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: daughter's like, Dad, it's just the toaster. And he goes.

1166
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: He goes, she goes, is this really about the toaster.

1167
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: He's like, it's not even that has nothing to do

1168
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: with the toaster. He's like, and she goes, what's it

1169
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: about or something? And he's like, you don't even want

1170
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: to know it was. It was just this like nice

1171
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: reference to like this undercurrent of trauma or whatever that

1172
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: has led him to react that way. It's like it

1173
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: just shows a lot of introspect section on his part

1174
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: that I think people don't anymore, but he's Yeah, the

1175
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: last ten years, he's kind of developed that sensibility. He

1176
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: did mushrooms an awakening, Yeah, dude, it's there's a crazy

1177
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: clip of him on Conan during COVID where he talks

1178
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: about a mushroom trip and how he's been angry all

1179
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: these ye and he never knew what it's like. And

1180
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: he's not even being funny, like Conan's waiting for a

1181
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: punchline and he's just like, yeah, just an angry guy,

1182
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: and uh, there's the last going on, you know, Like

1183
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: he's just like he's like, he's just talking about how

1184
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: he did mushrooms. He took too many. He had an

1185
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: epiphany that he's never dealt with. Like I'm kind of

1186
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: paraphrasing from I'm not remembering it right at all, but

1187
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: he's just saying that there's a lot that happened to

1188
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: him that he didn't process, and it's just turned into

1189
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: this anger and he's like calling himself out.

1190
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 2: And it's like he even calls himself.

1191
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: Out in the Kim I love someone that is so

1192
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: can seem so righteous and then all of a sudden goes.

1193
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 2: Like, ah, I was full of shit.

1194
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking about, Like, how great

1195
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: is that in someone? That is a wonderful quality for

1196
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: someone to be so positive, no, no, so certain that

1197
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: they're right, and then to be able to just completely

1198
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 1: undermine it all by being.

1199
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 2: Like, eh, I didn't realize how much helicopters were.

1200
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: I was an idiot, like he We famously know that

1201
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: he got his helicopter's license because he wanted to escape

1202
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: LA if shit ever went down.

1203
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 2: And then Kim Will goes, did you did you do it?

1204
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 2: Were you thinking about? He goes, I didn't know they

1205
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 2: was so fucking expensive. He's like, I didn't think about that,

1206
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 2: And it was just so nice to hear.

1207
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 3: And he didn't you have to make a Sophie's choice

1208
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 3: with one of his kids about who.

1209
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 2: He's great.

1210
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful we have his voice, Like I was

1211
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: just watching that being like, fuck, yeah, he got it

1212
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: from what I from what I can tell, he seems

1213
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: to get it right, and it was just it's it's

1214
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: so nice to have him out there talking.

1215
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 2: I'm so I'm grateful for his voice.

1216
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: It feels like kind of a Carlin esque uh bullshit

1217
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: detector that.

1218
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 2: We need out there.

1219
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need midst of everyone trying to seem do

1220
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: comedy and be cool, and I'll include myself, like, you know,

1221
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 1: there's to just keep it real.

1222
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 3: It's tough because I'm curious to see what the next

1223
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 3: generation of comics comes up with, because we need the

1224
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 3: counterculture to return. And right now, the most you know,

1225
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 3: all the comedians are kind of aligned with the people

1226
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 3: in charge, and so it's it's like we're not really

1227
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 3: getting the bullshit detector version of comedy right now.

1228
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1229
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, all right, well I saw I saw a

1230
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: lot of it that in that interview, and I was heartened,

1231
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 1: to say the least. I was so excited to see

1232
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: that clip because it's like, and he was on a

1233
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,720
Speaker 1: talk show being funny about the fires.

1234
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 2: Already, Yeah, there you go, and he had to evacuate.

1235
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 2: It was it was really nice to see.

1236
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 1: I turned down a talk show interview that was supposed

1237
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: to be tomorrow, No, yeah, tomorrow Friday to you guys,

1238
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: because I thought it was too soon to be funny

1239
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: and also I'm just tired.

1240
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah you deserve on TV again.

1241
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like like going to a fitting and

1242
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: picking out an outfit.

1243
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 3: This is also the perfect time to take a step

1244
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 3: back and just let it all, you know, just let

1245
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 3: it all sink in, let it all marinate, and let

1246
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 3: people miss.

1247
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 2: Whisper to me in Plate's classes.

1248
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and let people miss the pre fire time

1249
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,240
Speaker 3: when we were all innocent and happy and Nicki Glazer

1250
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 3: was crushing it at the Golden Globes.

1251
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: Yes, the last, the last thing that happened in Hollywood.

1252
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I have a reason.

1253
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 2: Critics Choice Awards and they get postponed again. We don't

1254
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 2: even know if they're gonna happen.

1255
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 3: Wow.

1256
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, Grammys is happening though, and they're donating. I don't

1257
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: know that the Grammys made money, but I guess they're

1258
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: donating the proceeds of the Grammys, which I didn't know

1259
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: was a thing to the fires.

1260
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift donated ten million dollars she.

1261
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 2: Did, Yeah, I didn't see that. Oh my god. Yeah,

1262
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 2: she's amazing. Beyonce did two point five.

1263
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, it's great that there's a lot of

1264
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 3: people donating, and you should continue to donate. And Ali

1265
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 3: and I donated to the Pasadena Humane Society too yesterday.

1266
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 2: Really, Yes, that's good to do. I saw tell.

1267
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to donate to the animals.

1268
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: I know I do too. I want to say that yesterday,

1269
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: but like I do two and I feel bad. But

1270
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: you know what, you know, you can't you can't pick

1271
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: and choose what pulls at your heart strings.

1272
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,280
Speaker 2: It all does.

1273
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: But for me, I'm just I'm into animals and I

1274
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: just and I've explained it before, because animals don't know

1275
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 1: what's going on, and that is what There's something about humans.

1276
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 1: I know that the human struggle is awful and there's

1277
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 1: maybe more suffering because they know what's going on. But

1278
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: for some reason, animals being like I'm scared and I

1279
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: don't know why is so much more heartbreaking to me.

1280
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 2: And just that makes me get out my wallet faster.

1281
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry if that offends anyone, because I think

1282
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: sometimes people go like, oh, you can't shut up about veganism,

1283
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: but you haven't even mentioned this atrocity, and it's like,

1284
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: I can't help what gets me going? Yeah, and this

1285
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 1: is just let them be mad at me, Nikki, let

1286
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 1: them be.

1287
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 2: Mad, let them be mad, and then let me put

1288
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 2: my money towards things that I care about.

1289
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, check out that book. Do we miss any

1290
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 1: other thing? I'm going on tour. It's crazy.

1291
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 2: I know it's crazy.

1292
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: I have like four shows in Denver, four shows in

1293
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 1: New York, four shows in Boston. Yeah, everything's selling like crazy.

1294
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: If you want to get tickets, I would get them

1295
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 1: very very soon. I think some shows just went on

1296
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: pre sale and they're already sold out since yesterday.

1297
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 2: It's it's nuts.

1298
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to bring the heat for you guys, not

1299
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: too much, but I'm gonna I'm gonna bring you a

1300
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: wet heat.

1301
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. You're not gonna set the world on fire, You're

1302
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 3: gonna no.

1303
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, the door date's coming up our Minnesota and

1304
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: at the end of the month and then Atlantic but hey,

1305
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: yeah there's still tickets Atlantic, but still tickets in Atlanta City.

1306
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 3: Go to a different city, call the Godless Town and

1307
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 3: see if it works. What happens there, Yeah, are let's

1308
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 3: test it.

1309
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 2: But I like this country on fire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, figuratively and literally.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll try that.

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