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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d

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Speaker 1: uy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one

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Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d y away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred dy

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Speaker 1: away on the twenties. I'm moving point five, gril. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi? My name is Telford Black.

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Speaker 1: To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

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Speaker 1: This is Sean the manager. Can I help you telfor

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Speaker 1: Yes you can. Sean, my client and I were at

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Speaker 1: your establishment a few nights ago eating dinner. You might

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Speaker 1: know him by the name of Dustin Diamond. Uh No,

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Speaker 1: I don't recall Dustin dust and Diamond Screech from TV's

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Speaker 1: Saved by the Belt, you know, the hit show from

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Speaker 1: the nineties. I'm sure you've heard of him. Oh that

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Speaker 1: guy was here, Yeah, yes he was. I appreciate you

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Speaker 1: keeping an anonymous I get your drift. Dustin doesn't like

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Speaker 1: a lot of fanfare when he makes appearances, so thank you. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: what can I do for you? Guys? You're telling me

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Speaker 1: you don't remember Dustin and I being in there for dinner.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I get slam. Sometimes I'm running around.

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Speaker 1: I I'm not sure. I don't recall, but I see

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Speaker 1: hundreds of people within a day or two. Well, Dustin

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Speaker 1: and I are in town promoting his new book entitled

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Speaker 1: Screech for the Win, and we were at your restaurant

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Speaker 1: and Dustin took a liking to one of your waitresses.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Debbie. Do you know who I'm talking about? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do. Long story short. Your name is Sean, right, yeah, Sean,

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Speaker 1: long story short. Those two need to get together pronto asap.

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Speaker 1: And I was told it was my job to make

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Speaker 1: it happen. So can you tell me how I can

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Speaker 1: get ahold of Debbie? You know, I'll be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: It was tofur. Is that what your name was? Black? Yes? Okay? Um, listen,

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Speaker 1: dishes in a dating service? Um, Sean, Sean, I hear

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Speaker 1: what you're saying. Okay, and me don't like eh. I

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Speaker 1: know you're not a dating service. I get to your restaurant,

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Speaker 1: but listen, when I got a client like Dustin Diamond

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Speaker 1: who wants something, I have to go after it for him.

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling you know, I'm not calling you to

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Speaker 1: try to set everything up through you. I'm just wondering

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Speaker 1: if you can get me through to Debbie so that

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Speaker 1: I can tell her dust and Diamond won't listen. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna do that for multi level reasons.

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Speaker 1: First Off, I'm not giving out my employees phone numbers. Secondly,

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Speaker 1: she's my girlfriend. Okay, oh, back off. Listen, Sean. There

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Speaker 1: are a lot of girls that say they aren't available

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Speaker 1: until they hear a name like Dustin Diamond. So if

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Speaker 1: you could put her on the phone, she can decide

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Speaker 1: for herself if she wants to get a hold of him.

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Speaker 1: She's a big girl. She can make her own decisions.

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Speaker 1: I sure she can tell her and so can I.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna end this phone call because I'm sick

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Speaker 1: of your bullet Excuse me, listen, listen to here, Sean.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you know who I am, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm tofor black. I represent some of the heaviest hitters

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Speaker 1: in Hollywood, big deal. I don't care. Not only do

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Speaker 1: I represent Dustin Diamond, I also represent Tory spelling Tory amis.

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Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, there's not a Tory that

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Speaker 1: works in Hollywood and it doesn't go through me. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not in your business. I don't give asian I

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Speaker 1: make one phone call, you'll never work at another restaurant

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Speaker 1: ever again in your life. All right. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you realize who you're talking to. Oh, like, I'm worried

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Speaker 1: about you. You're representative. What has been The next thing

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Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me is that you represent from family matters.

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Speaker 1: His name is Jalil White and he happens to be

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Speaker 1: one of the nicest guys in the world. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. You don't idiot. I do too. Jalil and

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Speaker 1: I had mimosas the other day going over script ideas.

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Speaker 1: Just the other day I had breakfast with him. You're

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Speaker 1: master with me, right, Yes, yes, I am. You are. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel. In the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving eighty two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your girlfriend Debbie set you up. She said

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Speaker 1: that you get real protective at the restaurant when guys

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Speaker 1: hit on that. I thought something has been afters eating

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Speaker 1: on my girlfriend and some loser manager representing a budget,

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Speaker 1: you should be honored to have Dustin Diamond want to

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Speaker 1: date with your girlfriend. Okay, I would have said yes

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Speaker 1: if it was earthol, but dustin diamond