1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's turning the yogurt game on 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: its ear with a new creamy, protein packed flavor to 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 1: start off your day. Try out hot Dog yogurt or 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,479 Speaker 1: ko yo for sure. 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,479 Speaker 2: Is it made with real hot dog water? 6 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: It comes in variations from spicy brought swirl to hot 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 1: link happiness with real processed meat aftertaste in every single bite. 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 2: Is there chunks at the bottom of the stirrup. 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 1: You'll have to get one to find out. With Laser Stories, 10 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: a segment where we read weird news stories around the 11 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: Those other Franken splurters just don't. This first lazer story 13 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: is out of Swipe City. Okay, there's a new dating 14 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: app where the most important thing in the bio is 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: your weight, fertility, and milk production. And yes it is 16 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: for cows a god. I truly was offended women. 17 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 2: I was ready to sign up if I was single. 18 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 1: File. Yeah. The farm where milk is produced for Bailey's 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 1: Irish Cream is the first big adopter of a new 20 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: app called Tinder for Heifer's. 21 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 2: Of course, it'd be an alcohol company that's like, yeah, 22 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 2: let's get our Tinder. 23 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: In the fourth generation dairy farmer says it's been an 24 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: incredible success which allows farmers to find their cows perfect 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 1: mate by searching through animal ancestry as well as listing 26 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 1: their weight, fertility and milk production. Should do this with 27 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 1: wag yuc Yeah, there's currently two hundred and thirty Bailey's 28 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: Ladies who provide the essential ingredient for the Irish liqueur 29 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: and the farmers who overseee it say they deserve premium 30 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: bulls and nothing less. 31 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 2: How cute that they call them Bailey's Ladies. Yeah, that 32 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 2: is the cutest name for I heard. 33 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: Ever. Optimizing mating reduces the chances of inbreeding each cuts 34 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: waste and lowers overall carbon emissions. Where were they at 35 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: Brooks family reunion? 36 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 2: One bowl showed up and was like, that's my sister anyway. 37 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: The new Tinder for cows is a paid dating service 38 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: at one hundred and thirty five dollars a year, and 39 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: it's not just for the Bailey heifers. The app now 40 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: has over twenty five thousand Irish beef and dairy cows 41 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: on it. 42 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 2: Okay, so the cows with accents. 43 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that number is only supposed to grow. So 44 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,519 Speaker 1: go ahead and slide into Bessie's DMS because she is 45 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: ready and willing. Cowfish. Yeah, this next Slazer story is 46 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: out of word world. The Internet became a bigger cesspool 47 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: of information this year than ever before. 48 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 2: You mean disinformation, right, Really, what did I say information? 49 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: I thought I was INID misinformation? Sorry, yeah, misinformation than 50 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:58,919 Speaker 1: ever before. So this pick makes sense. Merriam Webster's word 51 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:03,639 Speaker 1: of the Year is slop, as in AI slop. Okay, 52 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 1: they define it as digital content of low quality that's 53 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 1: produced usually in high quantity by means of artificial intelligence. 54 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,679 Speaker 2: You're telling me that AI model with six fingers is 55 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 2: a real Well. 56 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 1: AI content got so cheap and easy this year, it's 57 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: unavoidable at this point. From cookie cutter writing full of 58 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: botched facts to that fun video your dad's scent of 59 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: an old lady on a sled crashing into a fence. 60 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 2: That's a draft on a trampoline. 61 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: You don't believe me much funnier than what we're doing. 62 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: AI slop is everywhere right now. And they say they 63 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: picked it because it managed to sum up the problem 64 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: in just four letters. 65 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 2: Oh, I thought they picked it because they put it 66 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 2: into chat GPT and that's what index. 67 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: Most likely that's true. Plus it gave us a fun 68 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: way to mock ai. 69 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. 70 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: Other words that made their short list include Jerrymander, touch grass, performative, tariff, 71 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: and meanwhile, dictionary dot COM's word of the Year six seven, 72 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: which is I guess technically two words or two numbers, 73 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: but believe dude. 74 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 2: I was at the sixth grade band concert last night 75 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 2: and the band director goes, Okay, we're gonna have to 76 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 2: take a break for six to seven minutes. He didn't 77 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 2: do no accident. It was awesome. 78 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story. Out of Food 79 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 1: News Today, in celebration of National Maple Syrup Day, the 80 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 1: restaurant chain Denny's is dropping literal streetwear drip with the 81 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,559 Speaker 1: release of Sticky Kicks. Sticky Kicks, I'm showing the picture 82 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 1: to my co host here. Sticky Kicks is the first 83 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: ever sneakers filled with real Denny's syrup. 84 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 2: There's like pouches of it. 85 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: Ah. Denny says the limited edition sneakers are impractical, unnecessary, 86 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 1: and completely over the top, which is exactly why we 87 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 1: love them. So each pair features Denny's iconic yellow brown 88 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: and red colors, and then on the sides there's transparent 89 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: panels that incase the syrup, which they did have to 90 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: add a disclaimer saying do not puncture the shoes or 91 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: eat the syrup from the shoes for any reason. These 92 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 1: drips are for style only, so please leave it though. 93 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 2: Urgency, you have waffles, but you don't have syrup. 94 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 1: Yes, except for emergency obviously. The Sticky Kicks will drop 95 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 1: exclusively at nine am today on a first come, first 96 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: serve basis for one hundred and ninety five dollars a pot, 97 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,359 Speaker 1: and not surprisingly, they expect to sell out almost instantly. 98 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: I'll say, imagine rolling to Denny's on that star. Yes, 99 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: you are, just go to your final laser story out 100 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: of holiday headquarters. Even if you love holiday shopping, everybody 101 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 1: has one stubborn person on their list who is very 102 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 1: difficult to shop for. And let's be honest, it's Grandpa 103 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 1: and he knows it. I agree. So a poll asked 104 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: how easy or difficult do you think it is for 105 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: other people to pick out gifts for you? Twenty percent 106 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 1: said very easy, another thirty eight percent said relatively easy, 107 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,239 Speaker 1: and nine percent admitted it is very hard to shop 108 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 1: for them. 109 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 2: Oh. 110 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: If you break it down by demographics, the people most 111 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 1: likely to admit they're very hard to shop for are 112 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: men over the age of sixty five. 113 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 2: Wow, the grandpa's know it? 114 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I think we're all easy to shop for. 115 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 2: Anybody here think they're picky when you get older. It's like, 116 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 2: what do they need? They have everything? Yeah, totally. 117 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: The group most likely to say they're easy to shop 118 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: for are Southern women between the ages of thirty and 119 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,040 Speaker 1: forty four. 120 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 2: I just said I'm easy to shop for, you Southern. 121 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: They also asked how good or bad do you think 122 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 1: you are picking out gifts for people in your life. 123 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: I love shopping. 124 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,520 Speaker 2: I'm pretty good. Yeah. 125 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: Well, according to the study, the worst gift buyers are 126 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: boomer men. Oh. 127 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 2: Once again, men over sixty five. 128 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 1: They're hard to buy for. They can't shop for anyone else. 129 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: Maybe we should just have them buy gifts for themselves. 130 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: Serious And if they do, they're probably gonna need somebody 131 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: else to help wrap the gifts for them, because guess what. 132 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: Grandpa's are Also the group most likely to admit being 133 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: terrible at wrapping presents. 134 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 2: Tooow, you suck my grandpa, step it up. 135 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 1: You know, Grandma's gonna buy his own gift and go. 136 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,240 Speaker 1: Last year this was ten dollars less. He's still gonna 137 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 1: be out. 138 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 2: That's why Grandpa's only give you five dollars cash for everyday. 139 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,119 Speaker 1: They don't go for inflation. And that's why I always 140 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: tell all my friends, learn to wrap it up right. 141 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,560 Speaker 2: That's what you say, and. 142 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: That's what this guy practices. And he is so excited 143 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: for Christmas that most of his presents are already wet 144 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 1: from walking on them. He just got out of his pond. Brook, 145 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: He's a turtle. Remember you, you are disgusting whatever you 146 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: were thinking for. If you have any issues, look upstairs 147 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: to the brain inside it. That's the problem. Disappointed, And 148 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: this was a very wholesome edition of Laser Stories that 149 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 1: Brooke has completely ruined. We're gonna do the same time 150 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 1: on Friday.