Speaker 1: Are you leave in I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay a. We want to
Speaker 2: send you off InStyle. We want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride.
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 4: You're listening to our podcast. Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Where we pick up comedians in our car.
Speaker 1: And drive them to Lax.
Speaker 4: Or or pick them up that we used to do that.
Speaker 4: It was a simpler time, it was.
Speaker 1: Remember back when Lax was our biggest problem. God damn it,
Speaker 1: Gil for those days.
Speaker 5: I would kill to be driving through l A. Nope,
Speaker 5: I've thought about it. I don't miss it.
Speaker 6: No, you're right, it's a And also there is as
Speaker 6: much as like, I mean, who are we to complain
Speaker 6: about any of this action? First of all, but secondly,
Speaker 6: there's something to it that's really beautiful, and it's unlike
Speaker 6: anything I've ever seen in my lifetime of the way
Speaker 6: people keep showing up on the street day after day
Speaker 6: to show that they give a shit about black lives,
Speaker 6: that they give a shit about intense this kind of
Speaker 6: like you know, trans lives, that they give a shit
Speaker 6: about what's happening where the government would be using the
Speaker 6: military against its own citizens.
Speaker 1: Like all this shit is important and amazing.
Speaker 5: And they keep showing up. I was afraid it would
Speaker 5: be just that last week.
Speaker 6: No, no, there's going strong, six isn't it sixteen days?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 5: And I am close to downtown, which is where shit
Speaker 5: was really going down. I just rode my bike down
Speaker 5: there spur of the moment. I didn't have a sign
Speaker 5: or any thing to I just found myself riding there.
Speaker 5: And when I got to the street, I almost called
Speaker 5: out a parade. There was just tear gas in the air.
Speaker 5: I could just feel it, and and the National Guard
Speaker 5: that was hanging out actually was almost comforting because the
Speaker 5: police were I saw them just spraying people that had
Speaker 5: their phones out. It made me keep my phone in
Speaker 5: my pocket.
Speaker 1: Like they didn't want people recording.
Speaker 4: Right, And it was It was really scary.
Speaker 5: It was really intense, and I didn't hang out long
Speaker 5: because I had no purpose and I had no people
Speaker 5: with me, and I again I didn't have a sign.
Speaker 5: I just felt like I was loitering. But it was
Speaker 5: it was so impressive the number of people that were there. Yes,
Speaker 5: really cool, beautiful.
Speaker 6: Did you see there was a really good video I
Speaker 6: saw on Twitter of the It was I think two
Speaker 6: or three days ago. There was a protest that was
Speaker 6: silent in Seattle and it went on for miles and
Speaker 6: it was I mean, you have to watch the video.
Speaker 6: It's on my Twitter or probably lots of other people's
Speaker 6: but it's just people walking and it literally not one
Speaker 6: person is making a sound or saying a word. So
Speaker 6: it is the most beautiful, powerful, Like this idea that
Speaker 6: you can't call anybody a looter, and you can't call
Speaker 6: anybody you know, talking about fucking the destruction of property,
Speaker 6: which at this point is so insulting and ludicrous that
Speaker 6: they talk about they keep talking about property like who
Speaker 6: gives a fuck? And like and there's so many business
Speaker 6: owners that come out and go, yeah, we don't care
Speaker 6: if they smash our windows, that we have to stop
Speaker 6: this kind this level of police brutality against black people
Speaker 6: has to stop, and it's like it's beautiful.
Speaker 5: I'm amazed at how many people would bring it up
Speaker 5: when talking about these people being murdered. It's like it's
Speaker 5: that you cannot put priority over a damaged target, right
Speaker 5: for a person.
Speaker 4: It's just it's weird that people kept bringing it up.
Speaker 1: Well it is.
Speaker 5: It's saw the results, like the protesting changed everything. Laws
Speaker 5: have been changed. Yes, those cops got arrested. I hope
Speaker 5: and think that Brianna Taylor's murderers will be brought to justice.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you can send a letter to the Attorney
Speaker 5: General in Kentucky and that's all I've done.
Speaker 4: But there are things you can do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you if you feel like you aren't making
Speaker 5: an impact at well protest.
Speaker 6: Did you see the Beyonce put it on her Twitter
Speaker 6: that she wrote directly to the governor I believe of
Speaker 6: that state and said, you know these everybody wants this
Speaker 6: to happen, like it's now on Beyonce's Twitter, which might
Speaker 6: sound kind of like superficial or something, but these days
Speaker 6: that's the kind of influence. It's like, you know, it's
Speaker 6: all about visibility and influence and people using their voices
Speaker 6: to say, yeah.
Speaker 4: We can see it working.
Speaker 5: And you can point fingers and say that someone's doing
Speaker 5: it because they want to be seen or they want
Speaker 5: to take an Instagram photo at the process.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 5: They're there, and it's the groups of people later there
Speaker 5: and it's working.
Speaker 4: It's making a difference.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and.
Speaker 6: It's like there have been It's almost like people keep
Speaker 6: going out and kind of doing like sacrificing.
Speaker 1: Their bodies to show that if this wasn't a.
Speaker 6: Problem, then these things would we wouldn't be having these films.
Speaker 6: Like there was one one day and it was out
Speaker 6: near I think it was on Fairfax. It was in Hollywood,
Speaker 6: and the cops just started beating people with batons that
Speaker 6: were standing there. And there's one guy and I'm sorry
Speaker 6: to be this way about it, but if I loved
Speaker 6: it so much because this baton, this cop was trying
Speaker 6: to like hit him with a baton and the guy
Speaker 6: kept trying to catch the baton.
Speaker 1: Did you see that one?
Speaker 6: I was like looking at it, like clearly this kid's
Speaker 6: dad slapped him around quite a bit because he was
Speaker 6: not clinching at all.
Speaker 1: He was like kept trying to catch the baton.
Speaker 4: It was just nothing made my mom matter.
Speaker 5: Then the time I she tried to hit me with
Speaker 5: a wooden boon on the butt and I grabbed it
Speaker 5: and broke it, and she had just lost her power.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's the that's how you stand up.
Speaker 6: But you know, in a larger scale, it just feels
Speaker 6: like people are saying this matters more than you know it.
Speaker 6: They're willing to do that, They're willing to take those hits,
Speaker 6: and it's I think it's kind of beautiful the easy
Speaker 6: when people.
Speaker 5: Show up at a time where a week prior everyone
Speaker 5: was following the most people following the rules and not
Speaker 5: and people are at the expense of maybe their own lives, yes,
Speaker 5: showing up. It's like, let's all hang out and breathe
Speaker 5: on each other, because that was that that was the
Speaker 5: most confronting thing when I went down there. Admittedly it's
Speaker 5: it's it seemed unsafe virus wise, right, but a lot
Speaker 5: of people just aren't thinking about that right now, and
Speaker 5: I think that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's pretty meaningful.
Speaker 6: Also, my theory too, is because we all weren't in
Speaker 6: the house for three months, going, are we all going
Speaker 6: to lose everything we have?
Speaker 1: Are we all?
Speaker 6: You know, everyone's looking at like every business kind of
Speaker 6: grinding to a halt. Everybody's going I could catch this
Speaker 6: at any second. And truly like most people were staring
Speaker 6: down like their own mortality, and then this came up.
Speaker 6: It was like there was three in a row.
Speaker 1: There was.
Speaker 6: Like three cases right in a row where it was
Speaker 6: just kind of like by the time it got to George.
Speaker 1: Floyd, I feel like it was like the perfect ember.
Speaker 6: It was just like boom, It's that this fire is
Speaker 6: lit and everybody is at this perfect time where they
Speaker 6: just went They're not distracted, there's no distractions, there's no sports,
Speaker 6: there's they haven't been at work, they're not exhausted, they're
Speaker 6: not going I have just as big.
Speaker 1: A problems as you do.
Speaker 6: Everything's came into focus, it felt like, and all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, it's like people are in the street and
Speaker 6: then it's almost like the brutality that they dealt with
Speaker 6: with protesters across the nation made everyone go, we got
Speaker 6: to go back out tomorrow, we gotta go like it's it.
Speaker 1: It proved its own point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one thing that the virus has given us.
Speaker 5: This idle time that we should apply to something important.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: Not that making a dollhouse isn't important.
Speaker 6: Look your hair, your dollhouse, all your projects are very important.
Speaker 4: There are other things that you can spend your time doing.
Speaker 1: Well. It sounds like you're doing all of them, though, Chris,
Speaker 1: And that's nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I rode my bike down there, and I'm.
Speaker 6: Just giving money because I can't stand around in large
Speaker 6: groups of people or I'll have a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: There's a restaurant at the bottom of my house that
Speaker 5: is just fully open. Yeah, they just opened. And the guy,
Speaker 5: the owner leaves and it's Porsche, and I walk by
Speaker 5: and just I just shake my head, so they notice.
Speaker 5: That's as far as I've gotten the yelling at them.
Speaker 5: But I can tell he leaves in a Porsche. He's
Speaker 5: obviously opened up for fine, natural reasons, right, people, there
Speaker 5: are enough people that aren't worried anymore, and that the
Speaker 5: place is packed.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, they're causing their own little spike.
Speaker 6: Well, and they're causing other people's spike because meanwhile, I
Speaker 6: don't know if you're watching this, but Laurie kil Martin,
Speaker 6: who's the stand up comic from San Francisco, who I've
Speaker 6: known for.
Speaker 1: A really long time.
Speaker 6: Her mom, who was in her eighties got it and
Speaker 6: is now dying in the hospital. And Laurie just basically
Speaker 6: has to watch it on FaceTime and she basically did
Speaker 6: the math and was like, so somebody that went out
Speaker 6: on Memorial Day weekend GA gave it to somebody that
Speaker 6: gave it to my mom. And it's that kind of
Speaker 6: thing where it's like you might just be the passer on,
Speaker 6: but the idea that you're going to sit in a
Speaker 6: restaurant going I'm glad that's over, and I'm glad I
Speaker 6: don't know anybody that has it is so awful.
Speaker 5: And it Meanwhile, while Laurie, this woman's daughter was being
Speaker 5: safe and washing her hands and keeping her distance, and
Speaker 5: then some stranger gives it to her.
Speaker 4: After that she was being so careful around her own mom. Yeah, frustrated.
Speaker 6: It's it's really, it's just a very difficult time. It's
Speaker 6: a very difficult time to have a comedy airport podcast.
Speaker 6: Let me tell you, Let me tell you, Chris, I'll
Speaker 6: tell you yeah no, and then I'll reiterate it and
Speaker 6: reword what you said and.
Speaker 4: Tell it back to you.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you then. But your hair does look great.
Speaker 6: It's now it's getting very It reminds me of a
Speaker 6: late sixties or early seventies boufont. We kind of went
Speaker 6: out the shape, but like it's you know, it's going
Speaker 6: into the height and the glory of a true bouffont.
Speaker 5: I gotta be honest, I really want to shave it off,
Speaker 5: but I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Uh. I like it though.
Speaker 6: I feel like when you I bet, when you meet
Speaker 6: your skateboard friends, they're all impressed by it.
Speaker 4: There have been supportive comments that I appreciate.
Speaker 6: Yes, you skateboarders support each other emotionally, and that's what
Speaker 6: I respect about you.
Speaker 5: I that's what I to be honest, that's what I
Speaker 5: like about the skateboard community. There's a woman that she
Speaker 5: is sixty eight, and she wanted to for her sixty
Speaker 5: ninth birthday land a shove. It a kind of basic
Speaker 5: skateboard trick, and she was learning it on the carpet.
Speaker 5: She was going through cancer treatment, and she's like raising
Speaker 5: money for cancer awareness because she's like, I've never skateboarded,
Speaker 5: I'm going to learn this trick.
Speaker 4: I'm sixty eight years old. And she had been through
Speaker 4: chemo and then she wasn't posting as many videos because
Speaker 4: the cancer came back, and sadly she passed away the
Speaker 4: other day. But the entire skateboard community was following this
Speaker 4: woman like they embraced her cause it was the coolest thing. Ever,
Speaker 4: how everyone got involved and where they were tagging her
Speaker 4: in their videos when they would do a shove it
Speaker 4: and she raised all this money for cancer where she
Speaker 4: had breast cancer. Wow, specifically, but how long Diamond.
Speaker 5: I's really sad, and the entire skate community just you know,
Speaker 5: I'm talking about Instagram basically, that's what everyone's talking about.
Speaker 5: Is this this woman in England who lives in a
Speaker 5: cottage that wanted to learn this skate trick and she
Speaker 5: is delighted.
Speaker 4: Her name is Elaine Shawcross.
Speaker 5: Her Instagram is still being run by her daughter's husband
Speaker 5: and the videos go and watch her.
Speaker 4: Because she's delightful. She's like.
Speaker 5: Trying to learn this trick on her carpet and then
Speaker 5: she's like, look at my foot placement, like she's encouraging herself.
Speaker 5: She's really funny and it's lovely. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 5: cool story and it reminded me that I do like that.
Speaker 5: Skateboarders are supportive and you can show up with the
Speaker 5: scary haircut and they'll say good.
Speaker 1: Job, and that'll say good job, Chris.
Speaker 4: Good job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 4: Did you leave town then?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 6: I came to see the fam for summer vacation and
Speaker 6: because Nora was finally done with weird Internet school, and
Speaker 6: my sister I think she had her last couple of
Speaker 6: days of school when I first got here. So yeah,
Speaker 6: for three months, we've all been scared shitless and kind
Speaker 6: of watching, you know, watching things kind of really slide
Speaker 6: into fucking, you know, a black hole of lack of
Speaker 6: leadership and kind of just every wrong move.
Speaker 1: And that I think that's the other.
Speaker 6: Thing too, people taking to the streets to be like
Speaker 6: we care about each other and we care about what
Speaker 6: happens to this country.
Speaker 1: Like it felt so necessary. And then it was like
Speaker 1: and it only.
Speaker 6: Took a couple days for people to really tighten their
Speaker 6: game where it's like people had those cameras out. It
Speaker 6: just felt like everyone really got it right very quickly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it was really impressive. It's been impressive to watch.
Speaker 5: It's been proud of.
Speaker 4: I'm proud of everybody.
Speaker 1: I genuinely am. It's really beautiful.
Speaker 6: And it's also like, I think it's really nice that
Speaker 6: there's so many black people that suddenly get there. It's
Speaker 6: like front and center, and they're what they want to
Speaker 6: say is being listened to finally, and they're like they're
Speaker 6: very valid complaints about being treated really shitty and whatever,
Speaker 6: like that whole thing of the New York Times where
Speaker 6: basically everyone was like, yeah, you put out that Tom
Speaker 6: Cotton outbed that was basically used the military against American citizens,
Speaker 6: and everyone's like, yeah, I'm not writing for you because
Speaker 6: because that's basically you saying soldiers can kill black people
Speaker 6: for protesting police brutality, So go to hell and that like.
Speaker 1: In a day that work.
Speaker 6: And then the fucking NFL commissioners like apologizes and like
Speaker 6: suddenly and definitely there's people saying it's lip service or whatever,
Speaker 6: but it's a it's movement and action that we've never
Speaker 6: seen before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's hard to dispute when you're getting it
Speaker 5: from a citizen who's just posting a video. It's like,
Speaker 5: you can watch the news all you want, but the
Speaker 5: most current updates about things are coming from anime sixty
Speaker 5: nine yeah, whatever, Like I'm just I'm getting immediate news
Speaker 5: from just people with their phones out.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's.
Speaker 6: Like it fixed that the fake news lie that people
Speaker 6: were using anytime they heard something they didn't like or
Speaker 6: that they disagreed with her, or that made them question
Speaker 6: their very self serving belief system. Suddenly it's just like, well,
Speaker 6: now here's twenty five videos of it.
Speaker 1: You can't say it's doctor, you can't say it's fake.
Speaker 1: Like and then now.
Speaker 6: They're catching those weird did you see the thing where
Speaker 6: they tried to photoshop in like NAR fifteen into the
Speaker 6: hands of like a Seattle protester, and everyone immediately is
Speaker 6: just like, yeah, this is clearly photoshopped, and like pointing
Speaker 6: out exactly how they did it, where it's like, hey, Grandpa,
Speaker 6: don't don't do it because these kids will catch you.
Speaker 1: They know what they're doing.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't have used Correll draw to.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really get that reference, but I
Speaker 1: know what you're saying.
Speaker 4: It's like an old yeah, yeah, like MSP design.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I made T shirts with it in nineteen ninety
Speaker 5: eight seven. Yeah, so it's a software reference. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: it's sorry, I'm blinking here, I just and anytime the
Speaker 5: police tried to lie, like they said, oh, we didn't
Speaker 5: push that guy over, he tripped, and then it's like really,
Speaker 5: because there's multiple angles from citizens. Yeah who oh, okay,
Speaker 5: well I guess he did. I guess I'll just resign now. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's so awesome to see that happening.
Speaker 6: And so in like in a day what about did
Speaker 6: you see the one where they said looters again?
Speaker 1: All those stories, because that's.
Speaker 6: The I mean, now I'm becoming like this, like now
Speaker 6: I'm a socialist or whatever. But you see those things
Speaker 6: where it's like, what what the you know, these certain
Speaker 6: media stories are presenting is the idea that threatening you
Speaker 6: with loss of material goods, that these quote unquote these
Speaker 6: people are gonna steal your stuff.
Speaker 1: That's why you should be on our side. Type of shit.
Speaker 1: And there was the story like day three or three maybe.
Speaker 6: Or four in them New York City protests where they said,
Speaker 6: last night, looters stole two point one million dollars worth
Speaker 6: of watches out of this jewelry store. And immediately the
Speaker 6: owner of the jewelry store said, we don't display watches
Speaker 6: at night. That's not true, and they caught them and
Speaker 6: they it's like catching them in these lies immediately and
Speaker 6: these god bless these business owners coming forward and either
Speaker 6: saying that's not true, we didn't do that, like it's
Speaker 6: shutting down that whole system of like you know, propaganda
Speaker 6: basically to say, we don't have to be upset that
Speaker 6: you watched a policeman a teenager because they stole a
Speaker 6: bunch of watches. Therefore you can take that off your plate.
Speaker 6: It's like, that's not true, and are you saying that
Speaker 6: that's that that equals like that cancels that out because
Speaker 6: it doesn't. Or like the videos of the cops just
Speaker 6: attacking a guy that was just trying to deliver food.
Speaker 1: On his bike. Did you see that one?
Speaker 6: They just start beating the shit of a guy on
Speaker 6: a bike as he goes by that had wasn't in
Speaker 6: the protest, was trying to do his job. Where it's
Speaker 6: just like no one's even no one has to do this.
Speaker 6: You guys are your own worst enemy. You are the
Speaker 6: argument against yourselves.
Speaker 5: It's crazy and more often than not, looting had nothing
Speaker 5: to do like they the best or it's not the best,
Speaker 5: but it was eye opening. H the looters that in
Speaker 5: Santa Monica that broke into a Patagonia store and it
Speaker 5: was just a bunch of surfers leaving with longboards yes,
Speaker 5: and Van's shoes yep. And it was the widest just
Speaker 5: they didn't even know why they were there. It was
Speaker 5: just people taking advantage, people with a moral void, taking
Speaker 5: advantage of the attention being put on something else. I
Speaker 5: think more often than that, it's not like I'm angry
Speaker 5: at this country because of George Floyd, That's why I'm
Speaker 5: stealing this surfboard.
Speaker 4: There isn't even that connection.
Speaker 5: No, it's just like, hey, no one's looking, and I'm
Speaker 5: a dipshit who's been sleeping on the sand. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: going to go get a hitchhiked here from Georgia. I'm
Speaker 5: going to go steal a eight hundred dollars longboard.
Speaker 4: There's also the videos.
Speaker 6: And there's the ones where you know they say it's
Speaker 6: clearly it's like agent provocateurs. There's those videos of there's
Speaker 6: an amazing one of this black woman who goes up.
Speaker 6: We talked about this on My Favorite Murder, but I
Speaker 6: was amazed by it. There was kids driving around and
Speaker 6: handing out bricks to black teen boys in case they
Speaker 6: just wanted to start throwing bricks for some reason. And
Speaker 6: this woman comes up to the car and goes, what
Speaker 6: the fuck do you think you're doing? This is so disrespectful.
Speaker 6: What do you think you're doing? And she just starts
Speaker 6: yelling at these kids and they're like what sorry in
Speaker 6: and no o. But it's like, what were they doing?
Speaker 6: What was the idea behind that? Because in my opinion,
Speaker 6: that's some creepy, fucking like white supremacist all right shit
Speaker 6: where it's like you're trying to set someone up, like
Speaker 6: you're trying to get them to do something to justify.
Speaker 5: And that woman was like, uh, that's what you're about
Speaker 5: to do. It's gonna get blamed on.
Speaker 6: Me, yes, and my son and these teenage boys, like
Speaker 6: you're trying to set them up. Or even if you
Speaker 6: don't think that's what it is, what would you be doing?
Speaker 6: What's the thought behind this? Yeah, like it's it's fucked
Speaker 6: up and oh yeah, if the big rocks being turned
Speaker 6: over and all the dirty, dirty bugs are coming out
Speaker 6: from underneath it and we have now we have to
Speaker 6: look at it all the roly police, oh, the white
Speaker 6: supremacist roly police everywhere.
Speaker 4: Not to change the subject.
Speaker 5: But speaking of bugs, I and it's gonna start effect,
Speaker 5: but it's fine. I found there was some I got
Speaker 5: bit by a spider on my penis.
Speaker 4: And I woke up.
Speaker 5: There was three perfect little and they looked like blisters.
Speaker 5: I have not been sexually active for.
Speaker 1: Months, except with the spider and.
Speaker 4: The tip.
Speaker 5: I mean, let's just pretend we're doctors and I'm scared.
Speaker 5: I'm a patient coming in. There was three blemishes that
Speaker 5: were blistered like in a row on the tip of
Speaker 5: my penis. Okay, I but then I noticed they were
Speaker 5: on my wrist. There was a row of little bites
Speaker 5: on my wrist also, and so he I don't know
Speaker 5: how I was sleeping like with my hand down in
Speaker 5: front of me, but this spider had a little field
Speaker 5: day and I got bit by a spider on my penis.
Speaker 4: You're sorry, I keep saying it.
Speaker 6: Well, you really do seem to be hammering that home
Speaker 6: quick quite clearly. But I like to picture that you
Speaker 6: were kind of it was like a little bit of
Speaker 6: a Venus de milo thing, like you had your hand
Speaker 6: perfectly across to just block any any visuals.
Speaker 4: I didn't have a fig leaf handy, so you.
Speaker 1: Got your wrist over there.
Speaker 5: It was really a still that should be painted in
Speaker 5: the roof of a cathedral.
Speaker 1: It really is the work of the Lord.
Speaker 4: Now was this spider? What's that? Snake's my penis? What's
Speaker 4: the apple?
Speaker 1: And Eve? Let's see who would be the You're Eve?
Speaker 1: I guess you're I was.
Speaker 4: I was laying on my ribs or were they Eve's ribs?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Were they? I? We have to read the Bible again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I think a rib made a woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just sexes.
Speaker 4: That is sexism. What can't we do?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 6: Was it? Let's go back to us to cause playing doctors.
Speaker 6: So you're the patient and the doctor, where both doctors are.
Speaker 6: I'm the doctor and you're the patient.
Speaker 4: You were the doctor. I was coming with the legitimaty.
Speaker 1: Pain, mister fakes any pain?
Speaker 4: Thank you for asking zero pain, zero discomfort, slight itchiness, which.
Speaker 6: Is almost more scary than a genital region.
Speaker 4: I really but it's you could look at my calendar.
Speaker 5: There is no reason this for this to be happening
Speaker 5: for any reason other than that being a Christ.
Speaker 6: Now, by do you call your penis your calendar? Is
Speaker 6: that what we're doing right now?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Because I don't, sir, I've already looked at your calendar.
Speaker 5: I when I'm on a date, I wink and I say,
Speaker 5: would you care to flip through my calendar?
Speaker 4: And they usually know what that means.
Speaker 1: We've never been the sex rated before.
Speaker 6: I think it's it's because the unprecedented times call for
Speaker 6: unprecedented physical discussion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, even the spiders are protesting. I just I had
Speaker 5: to bring it up. It's everything's fine now, it's.
Speaker 4: All I have to go to a doctor. Yeah, cleared up.
Speaker 1: Do you have some corti zone or what do you
Speaker 1: put on it?
Speaker 4: I did, indeed put cortizone on it.
Speaker 1: A cream for the doctor.
Speaker 5: I prefer it to the ointment. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 5: white cream because it had pain reliever.
Speaker 1: That's right. I'm gonna write you a prescription for oxy content.
Speaker 4: Are you sure, doc?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's what we're all doing these days.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Well, rid of gets rid of, probably
Speaker 4: gets rid of the virus if only according to our president,
Speaker 4: just like sunlight.
Speaker 5: Actually, I did look up something. It is good to
Speaker 5: be outside in the sun.
Speaker 1: Apparently, No, you have vitamin D.
Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently the virus doesn't do as well in the sun.
Speaker 5: So keep protesting, is my point.
Speaker 6: I feel like people are gonna do it. They've got
Speaker 6: it figured out. Uh, they've got to.
Speaker 5: Sorry about that. That painis story. Sorry I said it
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what else to call it. A
Speaker 6: spider bit your calendar story. I think from now on
Speaker 6: it should be called.
Speaker 5: I just by by calendar. I meant when you have
Speaker 5: a date, you put it in your calendar, of course, true,
Speaker 5: and mine was empty proven so yeah, could not have
Speaker 5: been intense herpes on the tip right suddenly for the
Speaker 5: first time in my life after a long stint of abstinence. Also,
Speaker 5: I've been noticing a lot of spiders in my apartment,
Speaker 5: little ones.
Speaker 1: They heard you put out.
Speaker 4: Well look it how I lay in bed all evocatively.
Speaker 1: Look at your your clamshell bed headboard, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it rotates, it's and I just I sleep in
Speaker 4: the nude and they're just like jackpot.
Speaker 1: Oh you're really long. You iron out your hair so
Speaker 1: it's super long.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: People are always worried about how many spiders are going
Speaker 5: to swallow as they sleep.
Speaker 4: How about how many are going to bite you on
Speaker 4: the genital?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one.
Speaker 4: Talks about that. It's seven or eight spiders a year.
Speaker 5: Bite you on the genital minimum clothes.
Speaker 6: That's that calendar. We could give you one piece of advice.
Speaker 6: It's take your log book, shut it, lock it, hide
Speaker 6: it under your bed.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, maybe it's the Maybe it's the calendar.
Speaker 1: It's the calendar asthet.
Speaker 5: And I just thought i'd show you this because I
Speaker 5: finally finished.
Speaker 1: Oh right, the dollhouse.
Speaker 4: I'm so shaky.
Speaker 1: Oh careful, careful. Oh okay, wait did you now? Did
Speaker 1: you get it and order it? Or did you assemble this?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I it came Sorry, I'm so shaky. People were
Speaker 5: very worried when they saw my videos. But yeah, these
Speaker 5: little books like I'll just like the ladder. There's a
Speaker 5: little book on that ladder.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I had to glue all the pages into a tiny
Speaker 5: book and make a hundred little books.
Speaker 6: So you assembled all the miniatures that are in that dollhouse.
Speaker 5: This came in pieces like Ikeia furniture, and the directions
Speaker 5: were just as confusing. And then I h you just
Speaker 5: glew it together and I distressed everything with sandpaper beforehand,
Speaker 5: so so it looked like an old bookshop. And I
Speaker 5: want to make a little old man out of clay
Speaker 5: and do some stop motion animation, because I realized this
Speaker 5: is why I like dollhouses. It's because of Wallace and
Speaker 5: Grommet and the backgrounds to like claymation and stop motion animation.
Speaker 5: And this is like a perfect little bookstore to have,
Speaker 5: like an old guy tinkering around like yes so, and
Speaker 5: it comes with little lights.
Speaker 4: Look I got he's.
Speaker 1: Gonna join lights on. Look at that that one.
Speaker 5: It's a bad connection. It's kind of funny when I
Speaker 5: was when I was hooking those up. But get little
Speaker 5: electric shocks.
Speaker 4: But they're coming from a barely larger than a watch battery,
Speaker 4: so they're pretty so easy you.
Speaker 1: Can withstand them.
Speaker 6: It's not like the time that I grabbed the electric
Speaker 6: fence in on my aunt's property and couldn't let go
Speaker 6: of it for like thirty seconds because I was being
Speaker 6: full and shocked.
Speaker 5: Oh my old roommate Nate has a very funny story
Speaker 5: about he actually peed on an electric fence and it
Speaker 5: launched him into a cow pasture.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, he flew in the air or.
Speaker 4: He wasn't peeing.
Speaker 5: I think that's a I'm thinking of a ren and
Speaker 5: stimpy episode. I think he just touched it and everything
Speaker 5: was fine, and so he went to climate and his
Speaker 5: leg or something completed the circuit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Like when I was putting in my light fixtures in
Speaker 5: my living room, my dad said, well, if you're at
Speaker 5: all questioning what you're doing, put your left hand in
Speaker 5: your back pocket, which sounds crazy, but that makes it
Speaker 5: to where you're not an open circuit, closing the circuit
Speaker 5: by putting that appendage on your bike.
Speaker 4: And keeping it.
Speaker 1: Within your internal system.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and otherwise being grounded literally by your feet, you're grounded.
Speaker 5: So whatever. I didn't have to worry about that. With
Speaker 5: the dollhouse, it was just adorable electrocution.
Speaker 6: Tiny little it's just letting you know it's there, precious little.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, that's a little it's a little bookshelf. Chris.
Speaker 6: That's it really looks amazing because I yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 4: There's little what's that a.
Speaker 1: Picture of on the top.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It came with little random just print outs. It looks
Speaker 5: like it's of the country side in France.
Speaker 4: Oho, there's a little thing of fruit, a little fruit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now did you somehow assemble those?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, all all the little books? Oh the fruit.
Speaker 5: No, No, I just painted a little dot for a stem. Oh,
Speaker 5: but I mean we're a little They come as.
Speaker 1: Little little balls and then you out in detail.
Speaker 4: Because this was a kit.
Speaker 5: It came in a box and I didn't know. I
Speaker 5: knew there'd be some assemblage, but I did not realize
Speaker 5: that the level be five days of my life.
Speaker 1: But you loved it, right, I mean it seems.
Speaker 4: Like I loved it. Look at this cute little stool,
Speaker 4: a little book on it.
Speaker 1: What and then someone's sweater? What's happening?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a little doily.
Speaker 5: It like came with some gingham Oh there's still some
Speaker 5: clear glue on there. Yeah, it's like a gingham cloth.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really had a good time.
Speaker 1: It's very cool.
Speaker 6: What if you built like a What if you continued
Speaker 6: room after room in your apartment and eventually you had
Speaker 6: a miniature apartment within your apartment.
Speaker 5: That well, this is yes, this is appropriately put on
Speaker 5: my bookshelf in between so it's acting as a as
Speaker 5: a bookstopper.
Speaker 4: What do you call that? But yeah, I just have
Speaker 4: it in the middle between books.
Speaker 5: But I'm gonna I'm gonna get other I gotta get
Speaker 5: a log cabin one or something.
Speaker 4: Put it in my bedroom.
Speaker 5: Please, and then and then make a virtual playmation figure
Speaker 5: of myself and.
Speaker 1: Then naked in bed for the spiders with.
Speaker 4: A tiny little spider, and just to live a virtual
Speaker 4: version of my own life? Did you deride my own life?
Speaker 6: Did you see the movies connected in New York or
Speaker 6: I don't know if that's I think that's the way
Speaker 6: you pronounce it, but it was that that was started happening.
Speaker 6: It's a philipsy Moore Hoffman movie and it's very long,
Speaker 6: and it.
Speaker 1: Is Charlie Kaufman. I believe it's Charlie Coffman movie.
Speaker 6: Sure, okay, anyway, it's I think it's not pronounced the
Speaker 6: way the city in New York is pronounced, right, It's
Speaker 6: slightly different, But anyway, that basically happened.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen that movie, you should.
Speaker 6: See it, Chris, because okay, because there's lots of things
Speaker 6: that would interest you that are paralleled.
Speaker 5: I tried to watch some Stephen Correll one where his
Speaker 5: hobby is doing little war.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's that's the Uh, that's the one that's
Speaker 6: a true story.
Speaker 1: Did you see that actual documentary?
Speaker 5: I need to watch the documentary because the movie wasn't
Speaker 5: doing it for me, I stopped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you will love the documentary. It's mine.
Speaker 4: I will watch it. It's Valuabin.
Speaker 5: I seriously am into miniatures, and it's not just something
Speaker 5: I say anymore. And I've been neglecting turtles. I haven't
Speaker 5: spent a lot of time with turtles lately. I wondered
Speaker 5: if that was a passing fad. I don't want to
Speaker 5: disappoint anyone. I still care about turtles, but I'm really
Speaker 5: investing time into the miniature world.
Speaker 6: Well you have these are more of a quarantine your
Speaker 6: your your interests have.
Speaker 1: Gone inward and inside indoors.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's getting smaller and smaller.
Speaker 5: He started with just my apartment, and then it was
Speaker 5: the kitchen, and now I'm making a tiny world. But
Speaker 5: I do want to get into anime, and I think
Speaker 5: that this is all based in that. I want, Yeah,
Speaker 5: for sure, make little animations.
Speaker 6: You know what I was going to say is there's
Speaker 6: another there's another Steve Carell movie where he is concerned
Speaker 6: with miniatures. It's Dinner with Schmucks and it's uh Paul Rudd, right, yeah,
Speaker 6: Paul Rudd and Steve Carell, and Steve Carell dresses up
Speaker 6: little dead mice. And that's his He's like, it's a
Speaker 6: ship contest.
Speaker 4: I think he's just into miniature.
Speaker 1: I think he is too.
Speaker 4: It's something he brings to every character.
Speaker 6: That's how we picked scripts. If you don't reference a
Speaker 6: miniature or something, and that he can't pick it.
Speaker 4: He just want the office. Originally it's called this tiny office.
Speaker 1: This little tiny office with the asshole in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then they had to adjust it because there
Speaker 5: was an English version. It actually came first.
Speaker 4: Just kidding.
Speaker 5: There's someone in the background, Karen run who who? Someone
Speaker 5: walked in the background.
Speaker 1: That's my sister here? Is it Noura or.
Speaker 4: It's a ghost? What if? That's how we found out
Speaker 4: there's a ghost.
Speaker 1: Laura, Oh, they are here. Jesus. That scared the shit
Speaker 1: at Laura. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So it was good that I warned you.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear I didn't hear them come in at all.
Speaker 4: She was trying to be quiet.
Speaker 1: That was scary.
Speaker 5: Did you ever see in Three Men and a Baby.
Speaker 5: I don't know how we heard about these things before.
Speaker 5: I guess you receive a VHS tape and it has
Speaker 5: all these secrets about But there was a ghost in
Speaker 5: the background and three Men and a Baby. I think
Speaker 5: maybe we've talked about that, But it wasn't a ghost.
Speaker 5: It was just a promotional cardboard cutout of that. That's right,
Speaker 5: Steve Gutenberg or something. But someone hit it in the
Speaker 5: background behind a curtain.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 5: And the power of suggestion. When I was a kid,
Speaker 5: we would rewind and watch that like it was a
Speaker 5: snuff film, and it horrified me. You know how kids
Speaker 5: watch snuff films. Yeah, they used to do in the fifties.
Speaker 5: Well face with Death, yeah, well totally, which I never watched.
Speaker 5: I don't want to watch someone get hit by a train.
Speaker 1: That's not cool.
Speaker 5: But I would watch that and freeze with the tracking lines,
Speaker 5: just pause, Three Men and a Baby and you could
Speaker 5: see it. And then they said, oh, that's a little
Speaker 5: boy lived in the apartment and he fell.
Speaker 4: Out of the window.
Speaker 1: It was and it was killed.
Speaker 4: Yep. It was pushed by a Clapton, And it's true.
Speaker 6: You know that it's vake. You know it's a poster
Speaker 6: or it's a cardboard cutout, and then it still scares
Speaker 6: the shit out of you. I've just seen the still picture, yeah,
Speaker 6: and they're still scarious.
Speaker 5: No one told us about the cardboard cutout till years later.
Speaker 5: For a long time, that was my first ghost experience,
Speaker 5: and then when it got taken away, I had to
Speaker 5: rate wait for real life ghost experiences.
Speaker 6: Yeah you did. You had to wait for the real
Speaker 6: thing to come along. So should we this is a
Speaker 6: Q and A episode.
Speaker 1: Should we do it?
Speaker 4: God? Damn it? We did it against again? So sorry,
Speaker 4: I mean, let's do it.
Speaker 3: And we've been recording for over forty minutes. Maybe we
Speaker 3: don't have to.
Speaker 4: Let's do a few of them.
Speaker 1: But it's fun. It's I think it should be.
Speaker 4: Since this totally forgot.
Speaker 6: It's the way things go these days because there it's quarantine,
Speaker 6: it's there's so many actenuating circumstances.
Speaker 1: We're just kind of adapting as we go.
Speaker 5: And you and I have always given ourselves a role
Speaker 5: of keeping it light and fun.
Speaker 4: But it just we can't right now. And I can't.
Speaker 5: Like my special was supposed to come out, I was like, no,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to try and promote comedy.
Speaker 4: It's just there is. It turns out a time to
Speaker 4: not try and be funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and to focus on something else.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been going through it, so yeah. Sorry. Became
Speaker 4: for the NonStop yucks.
Speaker 1: I think we.
Speaker 6: Still are able to yuck it up, but you have
Speaker 6: to eat comedy or anything. You have to acknowledge the
Speaker 6: world around us, or we'd be psychotic. I mean, that's
Speaker 6: how creepy podcasts they are. Just like anyway, nothing's the
Speaker 6: world isn't completely changing entirely in front of your eyes
Speaker 6: right this second.
Speaker 5: And I feel like there's an odd now from this
Speaker 5: point forward where during my stand up I joke about
Speaker 5: more important things. I've been thinking about that a lot lately,
Speaker 5: which is great. I want my stand up to change,
Speaker 5: but I was trying to think of my act and
Speaker 5: putting out that special during this time, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't address anything important, not that it's my job
Speaker 5: to make political statements, but I want to start.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 6: Then, Also, you recorded that special, you know, six to
Speaker 6: eight months ago, when.
Speaker 4: Really a year.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was there, truly, the traffic at LAX was
Speaker 6: one of the bigger things on your plate. It reminds
Speaker 6: me of one of my favorite people on Twitter is
Speaker 6: the comic Steve Hernandez, who is so funny and he
Speaker 6: like two weeks ago, he goes, oh, I just got
Speaker 6: booked on one of these zoom shows real quick? How
Speaker 6: do I become a political comedian? Because I think that's
Speaker 6: what everyone's doing right now. There's a lot of people
Speaker 6: who've been doing it for years, you know, with and
Speaker 6: not getting any credit, and now basically everybody who's like
Speaker 6: the observational kind, they're just all like, now I have
Speaker 6: to comment on the heaviest stuff that's ever happened.
Speaker 5: Right And I think that's where I would start. It's
Speaker 5: observationally how have people been acting without fully just talking
Speaker 5: about Trump or something. Of course I'm not going to
Speaker 5: do that, but there are interesting behaviors that be they
Speaker 5: disappointing or reassuring that I've been noticing and I want
Speaker 5: to talk more about that. That's my mission statement. Why
Speaker 5: am I saying this right now? Let's do the Q
Speaker 5: and as I want to answer questions.
Speaker 6: Well, maybe one of the questions will be, Chris, what
Speaker 6: do you think you want to talk about in your
Speaker 6: new type of stand up comedy?
Speaker 1: And then we'll just edit that part back into.
Speaker 5: Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect, You don't mind chopping this up
Speaker 5: till midnight.
Speaker 6: He's going to remix this shit. It's gonna be amazing.
Speaker 5: We're going to put a beat behind it be the best?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Oh, I had a really this one. I really liked.
Speaker 3: This is from all Jamie wrote on one of the
Speaker 3: last days of first grade, our teacher let us bring
Speaker 3: in our favorite song to play and let us change
Speaker 3: our name for the day. I went by Kathy and
Speaker 3: we built this city in picks. We built the city
Speaker 3: on rock and roll. Hell yeah, what would first grade?
Speaker 3: Karen and Chris pick.
Speaker 5: I saw that one on that was in like an
Speaker 5: Instagram comment. Right, this was on Twitter. I want what
Speaker 5: was I listening to in first grade? I mean it
Speaker 5: would have been something from was LaBamba Out? Yet I don't.
Speaker 5: I think my first cassette tape was the LaBamba or
Speaker 5: stand By Me soundtrack and I was listening to like
Speaker 5: my dad's childhood music, like or the Beatles are, But
Speaker 5: I didn't know it was the Beatles. Like in first grade,
Speaker 5: I don't know that I had my own music preferences yet.
Speaker 6: It would just be well, your dad was a DJ,
Speaker 6: so it makes sense that he would have a lot
Speaker 6: of influence over Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, it'd be something that he would play
Speaker 5: around the house and then I'd have to ask them,
Speaker 5: ask him, Hey, what is that song? That goes like this,
Speaker 5: I have to bring it to school tomorrow, and we
Speaker 5: both know I'm going to change my name to Scott.
Speaker 1: That day, not say.
Speaker 4: And this is the uh A classical rendition.
Speaker 5: People have been calling me Gooseneck and CJ online and
Speaker 5: keep it coming.
Speaker 4: It's really made me feel great. I've gotten revenge.
Speaker 6: I think my answer would be it would be either
Speaker 6: Linda Ronstad or Carol King, because that was like seventies music,
Speaker 6: you know, AM Radio San Francisco. AM Radio KFRC in particular,
Speaker 6: was the station we always listened to in the car.
Speaker 6: So it would be like, you're no good by Linda
Speaker 6: Ronstadt or Carol King. Uh what's thatone? It's too late
Speaker 6: Baby by Carol King?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's a classic.
Speaker 6: And I think I would have wanted my name to
Speaker 6: be like well I was would it be? One time
Speaker 6: in fourth grade I told everyone that my name was
Speaker 6: Karen but my full name was Catherine.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a blatant lie. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I did that.
Speaker 5: And when you're a kid, you experiment with lying for
Speaker 5: no reason. Yeah, you stand again nothing. I don't know
Speaker 5: why I said my dad was a cop. I just
Speaker 5: told people because he enforced some law or he made
Speaker 5: people pay taxes. He was the tax assessor. And that
Speaker 5: sounds like an old timey like law person. You gotta
Speaker 5: pay your tax says, otherwise you'll go to jail. So
Speaker 5: I just turned him to a cop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just you.
Speaker 6: You you read the room, you think what would these
Speaker 6: people like? And then you go you play to that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so the name thing, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I would do like a.
Speaker 6: Uh maybe an initials thing or something like I always
Speaker 6: liked when a girl had a boy name, like if
Speaker 6: a girl was named Rocky or something. Yeah, yeah, rock
Speaker 6: you know, uh, now, like something with the why. I
Speaker 6: can't really think it, like what like Jesse but for
Speaker 6: a girl, Yeah, I know, something like Ricky Ricky's good. Yeah.
Speaker 5: What was the Lenda Ronstad duet that she did? I
Speaker 5: think it was with Neil Diamond. She did a duet
Speaker 5: I think she did.
Speaker 1: Don't know much with Aaron the much yepah man.
Speaker 5: She was great and then and then she just had
Speaker 5: a whole career doing like Tehano me like she had
Speaker 5: a huge uh like Latino music.
Speaker 6: Following because her her dad was I believe her dad
Speaker 6: was Mexican and that's what her that's what she was
Speaker 6: raised on. There's a there's a Linda Ronstein documentary that's amazing.
Speaker 6: It's basically about her whole life and career.
Speaker 4: I want to see it.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 4: I don't think about her much, and I don't and
Speaker 4: I don't know much.
Speaker 1: But you know, you love her.
Speaker 4: I love her. Someone posted Celene Dion the other day,
Speaker 4: like belting out there was. She posted Celene Dion.
Speaker 5: And Michael Bolton and all these singers that I've just
Speaker 5: kind of shrugged off my whole life, and.
Speaker 4: They were amazing. Oh yeah, Celene Dion, it is amazing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Selene really.
Speaker 4: Need to get out of the house.
Speaker 1: Carre Celene Dion.
Speaker 6: When they did v H one Divas one year, Eli
Speaker 6: DeGeneres hosted and.
Speaker 1: I was right for her. So we went and.
Speaker 6: We had to watch the rehearsal because I had to,
Speaker 6: you know, obviously change jokes as we went. And then
Speaker 6: they did basically like a tech rehearsal for all the singers,
Speaker 6: so all the actual performers were there to do like
Speaker 6: the first fifteen seconds of their song in the first
Speaker 6: and then the last fifteen so they could do, like
Speaker 6: the lighting cues and any kind of tech thing on stage.
Speaker 6: It was at Caesar's in Las Vegas and Celine Dion
Speaker 6: sang you Shook Me all night long, and she came.
Speaker 1: She sang the entire song.
Speaker 6: She did it as if there was a full crowd,
Speaker 6: and it was truly eight people.
Speaker 1: In the audience in the Caesar's you know, showroom or whatever.
Speaker 6: And at one point we were standing there with our
Speaker 6: notebooks like trying to fix jokes and think of things
Speaker 6: to pitch or whatever.
Speaker 1: And she walked by.
Speaker 6: She looked at me and pointed and winked as she
Speaker 6: was singing, like she was giving.
Speaker 1: Her one hundred percent.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, I need to put
Speaker 6: this book down and like watch her do this because
Speaker 6: she can see me.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious, like she read that.
Speaker 6: Woman doesn't not ever point. She pointed in wink like
Speaker 6: she was doing a full show. And I had paid
Speaker 6: ticket for a first receipt, paid paid money, I should say,
Speaker 6: not paid ticket.
Speaker 1: I'm from America.
Speaker 4: You paid ticket, pay a ticket.
Speaker 1: I'd kept it ticket in my boot, all right.
Speaker 3: Next question, this is from Brayley. Mama asked would you
Speaker 3: rather lick a living wild? Great white shark, or have
Speaker 3: one randomly swim up and lick you.
Speaker 4: I think we have to figure out if sharks have tongues. Yes,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: They must If they do, I do know they don't
Speaker 5: salivate because I had a T shirt with a shark
Speaker 5: that appeared.
Speaker 4: To be drooling on it. Uh, and so I had
Speaker 4: to look that up.
Speaker 5: So I think you need a salivation and tongues are
Speaker 5: all right? Uh, they are inclusive, I think, I don't think.
Speaker 6: But let's suspend disbelief so we can answer her question
Speaker 6: or their question. I should say, I'm.
Speaker 5: Assuming I would very much, of course, like to be
Speaker 5: in control of that situation and be the one licking
Speaker 5: the sharks same same, No question, have to be on
Speaker 5: the lips right or in the face or near his
Speaker 5: teeth right?
Speaker 1: No, you could. You could lick the top of that
Speaker 1: back thin.
Speaker 6: That's like as if they're just about to get away
Speaker 6: and you just lick that real quick.
Speaker 5: I'd I'd like the dorsal. I'm not going to wade
Speaker 5: around on the beach close to the water to even
Speaker 5: see a shark.
Speaker 4: I don't want. No, I don't want that to happen.
Speaker 6: No. And also I feel like even if sharks did
Speaker 6: have a tongue, which I believe you that they don't,
Speaker 6: but they would have to get it out past like
Speaker 6: eighteen rows of the sharpest teeth, So everything about it
Speaker 6: will be the scariest experience you've ever had, even if.
Speaker 5: It's nowhere you're eating and you bite the side of
Speaker 5: your mouth, it's very painful. Think about sharks, all those
Speaker 5: rows of teeth, backup teeth, and then they got that
Speaker 5: tongue just with little bandages.
Speaker 6: On it, not's in the side of their in their
Speaker 6: inside cheeks, endless.
Speaker 1: Poor guys.
Speaker 6: That's why they're always eating everybody. They're mad, all right, Stephen.
Speaker 3: This is from Sarah H.
Speaker 4: Bobby.
Speaker 3: Did you have any school clubs that you participated in
Speaker 3: growing up?
Speaker 1: Clubs?
Speaker 4: Oh? God, I didn't.
Speaker 5: I'm my sister was such unachiever, you know, like key
Speaker 5: club president, girls, state governor, editor of the the newspaper.
Speaker 5: And so when I and cheerleading and everything else that
Speaker 5: popular people do also, and I just all I did
Speaker 5: is skateboard at lunch and go skateboarding after school. I
Speaker 5: was very inactive with I guess I was in some plays.
Speaker 4: I wasn't a thesbian, but I did some plays and
Speaker 4: hung those people.
Speaker 6: You toured the drama club a little bit. You didn't
Speaker 6: maybe fully commit, but you were in there. You got
Speaker 6: in there and met some people, socialized.
Speaker 4: A little and I'm glad I did. Yeah. Sure, I
Speaker 4: otherwise wouldn't have hung out with those kids.
Speaker 6: I and I'm not sure if I've ever said this
Speaker 6: to either of you before.
Speaker 1: Maybe I have. I've known both of you a while.
Speaker 1: I was a cheerleader in high.
Speaker 4: School were I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is new information for both of you. I
Speaker 1: was junior year. I was a songgirl, which are the
Speaker 1: ones that go out and do the routine at halftime
Speaker 1: at football games and basketball games.
Speaker 4: Like with a flag and with the sequins.
Speaker 1: We didn't no no at our school.
Speaker 6: Is really small, so we were just it would just
Speaker 6: be like Janet Jackson's control and then we would just
Speaker 6: do a dance to it and it would end in
Speaker 6: like a pyramid or whatever.
Speaker 4: But that's insane. That's awesome that you did that.
Speaker 6: I was because I really loved dance. I was definitely
Speaker 6: If our school was any bigger, I would not have
Speaker 6: made the cheerleading team. But because there it was like
Speaker 6: three hundred and fifty kids. You know, it's at the
Speaker 6: odds were ever in my favor. So I did that
Speaker 6: junior and senior year because I really liked making up
Speaker 6: dance routines.
Speaker 1: It was really fun, so I didn't.
Speaker 4: I don't see you dancing much these days.
Speaker 1: I know I should more.
Speaker 6: I really have amazing rhythm. I'm good at it, and
Speaker 6: it used to be my passion. But then I got
Speaker 6: very insecure because I kind of like, did it. I
Speaker 6: did it, like I would love to do.
Speaker 1: This, and then only later on went, oh, no, that
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed that I did that.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: I used to like singing whatever, karaoke, and now I'm
Speaker 5: petrified by it. I think the more in dancing, I
Speaker 5: used to dance all the time when it was not.
Speaker 4: Required. I would always dance, like in a bar.
Speaker 5: Trying to play pool. Me and my friends would be
Speaker 5: diving and doing the worm on the floor. And now
Speaker 5: I had no part of me wants to do that,
Speaker 5: because especially when I moved here and you see people
Speaker 5: that are amazing at singing or dancing, right, it's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 5: that isn't I'll let that be their thing. I gotta
Speaker 5: Once I started doing stand up, I just quit thinking
Speaker 5: about That's someting.
Speaker 6: That is very common in LA. I think you get
Speaker 6: to La and there's so many people who are like
Speaker 6: minimum triple threats, if not like five tuple threats, Like
Speaker 6: they can do everything and.
Speaker 1: They're a model.
Speaker 6: It's really it really devastates your dreams and your the
Speaker 6: belief in.
Speaker 1: Self and you kind of like I was, it was
Speaker 1: it was a.
Speaker 6: Really kind of shocking awakening when I moved to town,
Speaker 6: thinking of like, oh, I'm gonna I can do a
Speaker 6: bunch of things. And then I got here, I was like, oh, shoot,
Speaker 6: now you have to do you have to be good
Speaker 6: at like like literally five things you have to be
Speaker 6: excellent at to start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least that's how it used to feel.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I think that's what made me motivated me
Speaker 5: to be like, Okay, I'm just going to focus on
Speaker 5: the things I know I can do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna do stand up.
Speaker 5: I didn't know I could do that, but or like
Speaker 5: art drawing, I always did art stuff. It's like, I
Speaker 5: just never wanted to be one of these people that
Speaker 5: spreads myself thin over a bunch of things. I'm okay
Speaker 5: at ten things. Why don't you get really good at
Speaker 5: one thing and that's called a job. Yeah, I'm so
Speaker 5: scared to dance.
Speaker 4: I just can't.
Speaker 5: I love that I did not know that about you.
Speaker 5: I want to apologize for not knowing about your dance.
Speaker 1: I've kept it a secret from many many people.
Speaker 4: Everyone's going to want to see you dance.
Speaker 6: Now, well, they can dare to dream, but it almost
Speaker 6: never happens.
Speaker 1: And when you're an.
Speaker 6: Adult, as most people know, the key to dancing is
Speaker 6: being drunk.
Speaker 1: And I don't drink anymore.
Speaker 6: So there's almost nothing that I do that would make
Speaker 6: me feel comfortable dancing anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right that that was a big
Speaker 5: part of it for me. All those years I spent
Speaker 5: dancing and more of a freestyle street street style of dancing.
Speaker 1: I was not sober, right, It's crucial.
Speaker 5: It was drunken buffoonery. Otherwise I wouldn't dive off of
Speaker 5: a bar stool. I wouldn't be in a bar first
Speaker 5: of all, right, I had to drink before I danced.
Speaker 5: For Howard Kramer, that was the only time those two
Speaker 5: connected when he first started doing it. But he wasn't
Speaker 5: Dragon Boy Suade yet. He was like DJ spumoni or something,
Speaker 5: and I was backup dancer, automatic flavor, and I would
Speaker 5: just I would just interpret it, dance behind him as
Speaker 5: he wrapped.
Speaker 4: And one time.
Speaker 5: At the Bad Dog, the Bad Dog Theater in Austin,
Speaker 5: I tried to dive off this stool and I think
Speaker 5: my legs hit a wall and I landed on my
Speaker 5: arm weird, and I got a fracture in my arm.
Speaker 5: I broke my arm dancing for Howard Kramer. It just
Speaker 5: it's like, why is this still hurt.
Speaker 4: A month later? And then I got an X ray
Speaker 4: for something.
Speaker 1: Else because it was a true injury.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I broke my arm dancing for Howard Kramer.
Speaker 1: Then you sued Howard and then he had to.
Speaker 4: That's how I got rich and he got poor.
Speaker 6: Good job, Sorry, but the way you do it.
Speaker 3: This is from not my dumpster. What are some gross
Speaker 3: snacks your parents made growing up? For example, my mom
Speaker 3: would make banana and miracle whip sandwiches.
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, yeah, that is no.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't even call that a grouse snack. I would
Speaker 4: call that child Yeah, that is.
Speaker 1: Call CPS is actually what I call that sandwich?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, nothing because mayonnaise for me, triggers my
Speaker 5: gag reefly. I really have a thing with mayonnaise and
Speaker 5: my sister bananas will make her. She can't the string,
Speaker 5: the texture, the mushiness when it's in your mouth.
Speaker 4: I get it. I can eat a banana, but my
Speaker 4: sister can't touch them. Yeah. Combine those two you would
Speaker 4: shut down my whole family. The bloodline would cease to
Speaker 4: a this.
Speaker 6: My mom actually had a whole rule about you were
Speaker 6: no one was allowed to You weren't allowed to buy
Speaker 6: a miracle whip like it had to be real butter
Speaker 6: and real mayonnaise always. You couldn't cook with with either
Speaker 6: of those. So anytime I was at friend's house and
Speaker 6: their mom used miracle whip or margarine, I'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh good, what is it?
Speaker 6: Like? Yeah, I have like a physical response. But my
Speaker 6: mom was a terrible cook. We've talked about this a lot,
Speaker 6: and yeah, I know your mom was too, and.
Speaker 1: She did it.
Speaker 6: The thing is she didn't make us snacks like it
Speaker 6: was basically you were on your own in the kitchen totally.
Speaker 1: So we did a lot of and I think we've
Speaker 1: talked about this, but it was like buttered crackers.
Speaker 6: I think that's kind of one of the grosser things
Speaker 6: that I used to eat is just like you butter
Speaker 6: up ten crackers and then with some seven up watch
Speaker 6: Scooby Doo and eat those.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And as a child, I think there was I would
Speaker 5: eat so many frozen burritos. I just whatever was frozen,
Speaker 5: Like you said, whatever you could find. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm not totally talking shit about my mom, but she
Speaker 5: just was not passionate in the kitchen. And my sister
Speaker 5: and I both talk about it now. Whenever we did
Speaker 5: have food, we would heart we both eat. I eat
Speaker 5: now with my arm guarding my plate and someone's going
Speaker 5: to take it away because by and I know we've
Speaker 5: talked about this, but there would suddenly be my mom
Speaker 5: would follow a recipe and there'd.
Speaker 4: Be like a casserole dish sending out.
Speaker 5: My sister and I'd go in there and lick our
Speaker 5: lips like we're in a silent movie looking at it.
Speaker 5: And then she's like, don't touch that. It's it's it's
Speaker 5: it's for the office. It's for my sorority. Like not college.
Speaker 5: She wasn't in college, but she had a group of
Speaker 5: women that it was called a sorority, and that and
Speaker 5: we knew, we knew it wasn't for us if we'd
Speaker 5: see finished yeah meals.
Speaker 1: It was always for guests.
Speaker 5: But yeah, there were I don't have. My dad has
Speaker 5: stories about my grandma the snacks she would make. One
Speaker 5: of them was stewed tomatoes with saltine crackers. M uh
Speaker 5: and maybe grapes in there.
Speaker 4: I just bizarre.
Speaker 1: But Mike, I think I told you this my grandma's.
Speaker 4: Fresh Gennaria snacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She My grandma made a lot of stuff with jello.
Speaker 6: And one of the things was every if you had
Speaker 6: dinner at my grandma's house, the salad would be first
Speaker 6: and it would be iceberg lettuce with with green jello
Speaker 6: with cocktail fruit cocktail inside and thousand Island dressing.
Speaker 1: Over the top, and like it's wheat and you had.
Speaker 6: To eat it because they were you know, they were poor,
Speaker 6: working class Irish Catholics, so you couldn't throw stuff away,
Speaker 6: so you like, at a young age, we got used
Speaker 6: to eating one of the more disgusting things ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what that is insane. I can't even imagine what
Speaker 4: that would taste like.
Speaker 1: It's like sweet and then but salad.
Speaker 6: And in that I don't want sweet, No, one does,
Speaker 6: all right, Steven?
Speaker 1: Should we do? Should we do one more?
Speaker 3: There's the one about getting a celebrity tattoo, but maybe.
Speaker 4: I would give one a verve village head. Just kidding.
Speaker 4: His name was tattoo. Stop.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's when. So this is from Underscore Little Moss.
Speaker 3: If you could steal one talent from the other, what
Speaker 3: would it be?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, singing and trying guitar? Yeah, I am
Speaker 4: mesmerized by your ability to.
Speaker 5: And then, just like with when I draw something, someone
Speaker 5: always says if I could do that, I would do
Speaker 5: it all the time, and I just.
Speaker 4: Get frustrated because I used to be better.
Speaker 5: Or when I train and do it for a living,
Speaker 5: people have edits and I have to redraw that thing.
Speaker 5: It takes me twenty hours as opposed to doing stand
Speaker 5: up getting no edits, and it's over in one hour
Speaker 5: for the same amount of pay. So I'm frustrated with it.
Speaker 5: But if I know that if I could sing and
Speaker 5: play guitar, which I have control over, if I loved
Speaker 5: it that much, I would have learned like you did.
Speaker 1: I could teach you.
Speaker 4: I maybe it's never too late. It's not, it's not
Speaker 4: and you're good at it.
Speaker 5: No again, I know I've said this before, but if
Speaker 5: you don't have Karen's album Live Live at the boot
Speaker 5: Leg is it.
Speaker 4: The Bootleg Theater, Yeah, you have to get it.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's people out there that are your fans that
Speaker 5: probably don't know how good you are.
Speaker 1: Oh that Chris, thank you.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, yeah, I really Yeah, that's what I'm jealous
Speaker 5: of for sure.
Speaker 4: Well, and your songwriting. They're really good songs.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm actually grateful that I or like, I'm glad
Speaker 6: that I actually recorded them, because I really didn't want
Speaker 6: to do that album, but I was like, you have
Speaker 6: to do this or you'll you'll regret it for the
Speaker 6: rest of your life if you don't have a recording
Speaker 6: of these songs.
Speaker 1: Because it was really embarrassing to me to do.
Speaker 6: Music comedy or comedy music whatever, Like at regular comedy shows.
Speaker 1: It was very like, oh this is there's.
Speaker 5: Kind of stigma with it, yeah, prop comedy or something exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like being a magician.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Or but if you're good at it, like you or
Speaker 5: Henry Phillips and you're an actual musician, it it makes
Speaker 5: it that much better because it's like it's like when
Speaker 5: you see good improv, it's you know, there's so much
Speaker 5: bad improv, but when you see it done well, it's
Speaker 5: like you're blown away and you want to cry. Uh
Speaker 5: you know really I've been so impressed with good improv before.
Speaker 6: But yeah, good improv is like impress taking. It's a
Speaker 6: beautiful art. Yeah, yeah, like everything. Actually, I would also
Speaker 6: say so for me for you drawing obviously, because you're
Speaker 6: great at it and you're and it's the style like
Speaker 6: what the hyper detail like our logo where it's like
Speaker 6: super cool and it's it's like it's a real like
Speaker 6: the design element of your drawings and illustrations is really.
Speaker 1: Impressive to me. But then also I would love to skateboard.
Speaker 6: I would love to have the like ease and comfort
Speaker 6: of being able to skateboard.
Speaker 5: It's really well, keep getting video there, I'm it. I
Speaker 5: love it. I keep getting videos of people that are
Speaker 5: getting into skateboarding, that are that are adults already, and
Speaker 5: I'm being said, I got one today. This woman sent me.
Speaker 5: It's like I got a skateboard, I'm learning to skateboard.
Speaker 5: And she sent a video of nice of her just
Speaker 5: going through a parking lot, just getting the balance down.
Speaker 5: But I yeah, that's I love it. I think I approve.
Speaker 5: Just be careful. It's easy to injure your wrists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to break your ankles.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, well, ankles come later.
Speaker 5: That's when you, like, after you get good at it
Speaker 5: and you start trying to jump around, that's when you
Speaker 5: threaten your ankles. But just the the when someone first starts,
Speaker 5: they don't expect to fall down or snowboarding. When people
Speaker 5: fall down, they put their arm back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, trying to catch yourself.
Speaker 5: The time I went there's a little hospital at Mammoth Mountain,
Speaker 5: I hurt my shoulder one year and and went in
Speaker 5: there and it was just all people waiting with broken wrists.
Speaker 5: Oh they all had fallen off this because you don't
Speaker 5: yeah yeah yeah. Just learn to fall first, learn to
Speaker 5: run and tumble on cement. Just do a little roll
Speaker 5: on the cement.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Falling is so important. Use that butt, yeah, use
Speaker 4: that button.
Speaker 1: You get it, get your wallet, go for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, in your wallet and land on your ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What's in very expensive, but it's safe is that it
Speaker 4: is that our last and front feeling. There a more
Speaker 4: conclusionary question.
Speaker 6: Do you feel like there's something Stephen that would be
Speaker 6: more of a button.
Speaker 5: Let's see, like, what do you want to do with
Speaker 5: the rest of your life? That kind of a question,
Speaker 5: just a lofty, hard to answer.
Speaker 3: Top five smells you can if you could remake any
Speaker 3: movie you want?
Speaker 1: Too much work.
Speaker 3: I watched any tips and tricks for moving?
Speaker 4: Mmmm?
Speaker 1: For moving?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hey someone, Yes, exactly, That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 6: It's actually not as expensive as you think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there are there are they are good at it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: It's just like anything. When you try and do your
Speaker 5: own plumbing or any work around the house or construction,
Speaker 5: you can get okay at it, but when you see
Speaker 5: a professional do something, you're like, why did I ever
Speaker 5: change my own oil?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, and also wasn't that expensive? And that guy is
Speaker 5: efficient and did a good job.
Speaker 6: I remember the like third time I moved in Los
Speaker 6: Angeles was the second time I asked Greg barn to.
Speaker 1: Help me move, and he was like, no, buddy, no,
Speaker 1: He just flatly refused.
Speaker 6: And because he was like, I did that favor for
Speaker 6: you already, and looks like just because he's a big guy,
Speaker 6: so people would.
Speaker 1: Ask him that favor all the time and that's moving.
Speaker 6: Is that kind of thing where like when you're in
Speaker 6: your twenties and you're like whatever, you think it's not
Speaker 6: that big of a deal to ask this favor.
Speaker 1: Your friends hate you, like, don't do it.
Speaker 6: Just get save up the money, get professionals. It'll all
Speaker 6: get done in three hours. You'll be glad you did.
Speaker 6: And you know you don't. Nobody has the one up
Speaker 6: on you.
Speaker 4: And I say that, but I moved.
Speaker 5: I mean I drug a refrigerator up fifty stairs into
Speaker 5: my place.
Speaker 4: I should have had someone helping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you should have for sure. It's crazy, but.
Speaker 5: Yeah I felt better about my apartment once everything was
Speaker 5: in it because I did it.
Speaker 1: I did it.
Speaker 6: And then you're like my hit my back, my arm.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 6: I mean, look, we're gonna I think Q and A
Speaker 6: should be a part of now that we're not driving,
Speaker 6: we're not we rarely have guests.
Speaker 1: It's always going to be a bit of a Q
Speaker 1: and A right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we we should just have a few question answered.
Speaker 5: We don't have to dedicate the entire episode like it's
Speaker 5: a special event.
Speaker 6: No, No, it's like this is just more of it.
Speaker 6: It's like quarantine and ask us something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Q and A.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll make a little logo that show. Oh I forgot,
Speaker 5: We're not a video U describe it.
Speaker 6: We're about to become the best YouTube show of all time.
Speaker 5: And I'm going to become an audio logo designer. Where
Speaker 5: I described low costs.
Speaker 1: Now look over here in the bottom left. Uh well
Speaker 1: this was fun.
Speaker 4: It was fun. I'm glad we talked about important things.
Speaker 5: And you you were better at it than me.
Speaker 4: Uh well, it's not context, it is who I am,
Speaker 4: always competing with you.
Speaker 1: Well, you'll never beat me in cheerleading, so fuck you.
Speaker 4: It turns out, no, I didn't know. That still blows
Speaker 4: my mind.
Speaker 1: Secrets.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think if I went to my dad's right now,
Speaker 6: there's a cheerleading there's a football and basketball cheerleading uniforms
Speaker 6: hanging in my in my old bedroom closet that my
Speaker 6: parents changed into an office. The second my ankle left
Speaker 6: the doorway. It was insane how quickly my parents redid
Speaker 6: my room. They were like, bye, I have fun, never
Speaker 6: come back here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I always think it's weird though, when a parent leaves
Speaker 5: it the same and they come and visit and they're
Speaker 5: they're all their toys are still in the room and
Speaker 5: they're in their thirties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that is weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and also, doesn't your mom want a sewing room?
Speaker 4: Come on right exactly.
Speaker 6: I think my parents did it because they were they
Speaker 6: wanted to make sure we didn't feel comfortable moving back.
Speaker 1: They were just like, you're you're an adult.
Speaker 4: Go do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it, and make sure you do it. Make
Speaker 1: sure you do it permanently.
Speaker 5: I still have a room waiting for me at my dad's.
Speaker 5: There's just no my old belongings aren't in there.
Speaker 1: It's just a jus have somewhere to go. Well, there's
Speaker 1: no sister there.
Speaker 6: She's She's like, I have to make dinner at this point, Hi, Laura,
Speaker 6: don't be mad. She's just I don't want to be honest.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be honest.
Speaker 4: All right, Well it's time to make dinner. We should
Speaker 4: probably go.
Speaker 1: Yes, Well, good to see you guys.
Speaker 4: Good to see you friend. You've been listening to Do
Speaker 4: you need a ride? D y n A R art?
Speaker 4: Are you leaving on?
Speaker 2: You wanta way back home? Either way, we want to
Speaker 2: be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. And
Speaker 2: give us time and they termino and gay. We want
Speaker 2: to send you off InStyle. You wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need.
Speaker 4: With Karen and Cress
Speaker 2: Mm hmm