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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to our podcast. Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Where we pick up comedians in our car.

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Speaker 1: And drive them to Lax.

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Speaker 4: Or or pick them up that we used to do that.

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Speaker 4: It was a simpler time, it was.

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Speaker 1: Remember back when Lax was our biggest problem. God damn it,

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Speaker 1: Gil for those days.

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Speaker 5: I would kill to be driving through l A. Nope,

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Speaker 5: I've thought about it. I don't miss it.

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Speaker 6: No, you're right, it's a And also there is as

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Speaker 6: much as like, I mean, who are we to complain

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Speaker 6: about any of this action? First of all, but secondly,

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Speaker 6: there's something to it that's really beautiful, and it's unlike

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Speaker 6: anything I've ever seen in my lifetime of the way

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Speaker 6: people keep showing up on the street day after day

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Speaker 6: to show that they give a shit about black lives,

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Speaker 6: like you know, trans lives, that they give a shit

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Speaker 1: Like all this shit is important and amazing.

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Speaker 5: And they keep showing up. I was afraid it would

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Speaker 6: No, no, there's going strong, six isn't it sixteen days?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing.

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Speaker 5: And I am close to downtown, which is where shit

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Speaker 5: was really going down. I just rode my bike down

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Speaker 5: And when I got to the street, I almost called

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Speaker 1: Like they didn't want people recording.

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Speaker 4: Right, And it was It was really scary.

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Speaker 5: It was really intense, and I didn't hang out long

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Speaker 5: It's saw the results, like the protesting changed everything. Laws

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Speaker 6: Everything's came into focus, it felt like, and all of

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one thing that the virus has given us.

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Speaker 5: This idle time that we should apply to something important.

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Speaker 4: Not that making a dollhouse isn't important.

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Speaker 6: Look your hair, your dollhouse, all your projects are very important.

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Speaker 4: There are other things that you can spend your time doing.

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Speaker 6: Just giving money because I can't stand around in large

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, they're causing their own little spike.

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Speaker 6: Well, and they're causing other people's spike because meanwhile, I

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Speaker 6: Let me tell you, Let me tell you, Chris, I'll

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Speaker 4: Tell it back to you.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you then. But your hair does look great.

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Speaker 6: Like it fixed that the fake news lie that people

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Speaker 6: The I mean, now I'm becoming like this, like now

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Speaker 1: That's why you should be on our side. Type of shit.

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Speaker 6: They just start beating the shit of a guy on

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Speaker 5: It's crazy and more often than not, looting had nothing

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Speaker 4: There isn't even that connection.

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Speaker 5: No, it's just like, hey, no one's looking, and I'm

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Speaker 5: And that woman was like, uh, that's what you're about

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Speaker 6: Me, yes, and my son and these teenage boys, like

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Speaker 6: What's the thought behind this? Yeah, like it's it's fucked

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Speaker 5: There was three perfect little and they looked like blisters.

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Speaker 1: Got your wrist over there.

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00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 5: It was really a still that should be painted in

444
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 5: the roof of a cathedral.

445
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: It really is the work of the Lord.

446
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 4: Now was this spider? What's that? Snake's my penis? What's

447
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 4: the apple?

448
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 1: And Eve? Let's see who would be the You're Eve?

449
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: I guess you're I was.

450
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 4: I was laying on my ribs or were they Eve's ribs?

451
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

452
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: Were they? I? We have to read the Bible again.

453
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I think a rib made a woman.

454
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just sexes.

455
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 4: That is sexism. What can't we do?

456
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: Man?

457
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 6: Was it? Let's go back to us to cause playing doctors.

458
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,239
Speaker 6: So you're the patient and the doctor, where both doctors are.

459
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 6: I'm the doctor and you're the patient.

460
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 4: You were the doctor. I was coming with the legitimaty.

461
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: Pain, mister fakes any pain?

462
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 4: Thank you for asking zero pain, zero discomfort, slight itchiness, which.

463
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 6: Is almost more scary than a genital region.

464
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 4: I really but it's you could look at my calendar.

465
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 5: There is no reason this for this to be happening

466
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 5: for any reason other than that being a Christ.

467
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 6: Now, by do you call your penis your calendar? Is

468
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 6: that what we're doing right now?

469
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 4: Yes?

470
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: Because I don't, sir, I've already looked at your calendar.

471
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 5: I when I'm on a date, I wink and I say,

472
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 5: would you care to flip through my calendar?

473
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 4: And they usually know what that means.

474
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: We've never been the sex rated before.

475
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 6: I think it's it's because the unprecedented times call for

476
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 6: unprecedented physical discussion.

477
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, even the spiders are protesting. I just I had

478
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 5: to bring it up. It's everything's fine now, it's.

479
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 4: All I have to go to a doctor. Yeah, cleared up.

480
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: Do you have some corti zone or what do you

481
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: put on it?

482
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 4: I did, indeed put cortizone on it.

483
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: A cream for the doctor.

484
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 5: I prefer it to the ointment. Yeah, it was a

485
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 5: white cream because it had pain reliever.

486
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: That's right. I'm gonna write you a prescription for oxy content.

487
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 4: Are you sure, doc?

488
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

489
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's what we're all doing these days.

490
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Well, rid of gets rid of, probably

491
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 4: gets rid of the virus if only according to our president,

492
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,360
Speaker 4: just like sunlight.

493
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 5: Actually, I did look up something. It is good to

494
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 5: be outside in the sun.

495
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: Apparently, No, you have vitamin D.

496
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently the virus doesn't do as well in the sun.

497
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 5: So keep protesting, is my point.

498
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 6: I feel like people are gonna do it. They've got

499
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 6: it figured out. Uh, they've got to.

500
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 5: Sorry about that. That painis story. Sorry I said it

501
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 5: so much.

502
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what else to call it. A

503
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 6: spider bit your calendar story. I think from now on

504
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 6: it should be called.

505
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 5: I just by by calendar. I meant when you have

506
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 5: a date, you put it in your calendar, of course, true,

507
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 5: and mine was empty proven so yeah, could not have

508
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 5: been intense herpes on the tip right suddenly for the

509
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 5: first time in my life after a long stint of abstinence. Also,

510
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 5: I've been noticing a lot of spiders in my apartment,

511
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 5: little ones.

512
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: They heard you put out.

513
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 4: Well look it how I lay in bed all evocatively.

514
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 1: Look at your your clamshell bed headboard, right.

515
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it rotates, it's and I just I sleep in

516
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 4: the nude and they're just like jackpot.

517
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: Oh you're really long. You iron out your hair so

518
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: it's super long.

519
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

520
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

521
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 5: People are always worried about how many spiders are going

522
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 5: to swallow as they sleep.

523
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 4: How about how many are going to bite you on

524
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 4: the genital?

525
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one.

526
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 4: Talks about that. It's seven or eight spiders a year.

527
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 5: Bite you on the genital minimum clothes.

528
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 6: That's that calendar. We could give you one piece of advice.

529
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 6: It's take your log book, shut it, lock it, hide

530
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 6: it under your bed.

531
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, maybe it's the Maybe it's the calendar.

532
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: It's the calendar asthet.

533
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 5: And I just thought i'd show you this because I

534
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 5: finally finished.

535
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: Oh right, the dollhouse.

536
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 4: I'm so shaky.

537
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: Oh careful, careful. Oh okay, wait did you now? Did

538
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: you get it and order it? Or did you assemble this?

539
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 4: Well?

540
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, I it came Sorry, I'm so shaky. People were

541
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 5: very worried when they saw my videos. But yeah, these

542
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 5: little books like I'll just like the ladder. There's a

543
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 5: little book on that ladder.

544
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

545
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 5: I had to glue all the pages into a tiny

546
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 5: book and make a hundred little books.

547
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,959
Speaker 6: So you assembled all the miniatures that are in that dollhouse.

548
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 5: This came in pieces like Ikeia furniture, and the directions

549
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 5: were just as confusing. And then I h you just

550
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 5: glew it together and I distressed everything with sandpaper beforehand,

551
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,199
Speaker 5: so so it looked like an old bookshop. And I

552
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 5: want to make a little old man out of clay

553
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 5: and do some stop motion animation, because I realized this

554
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 5: is why I like dollhouses. It's because of Wallace and

555
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 5: Grommet and the backgrounds to like claymation and stop motion animation.

556
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 5: And this is like a perfect little bookstore to have,

557
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 5: like an old guy tinkering around like yes so, and

558
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 5: it comes with little lights.

559
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 4: Look I got he's.

560
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: Gonna join lights on. Look at that that one.

561
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 5: It's a bad connection. It's kind of funny when I

562
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 5: was when I was hooking those up. But get little

563
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 5: electric shocks.

564
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 4: But they're coming from a barely larger than a watch battery,

565
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 4: so they're pretty so easy you.

566
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: Can withstand them.

567
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,959
Speaker 6: It's not like the time that I grabbed the electric

568
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 6: fence in on my aunt's property and couldn't let go

569
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 6: of it for like thirty seconds because I was being

570
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 6: full and shocked.

571
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 5: Oh my old roommate Nate has a very funny story

572
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 5: about he actually peed on an electric fence and it

573
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 5: launched him into a cow pasture.

574
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: Holy shit, he flew in the air or.

575
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 4: He wasn't peeing.

576
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 5: I think that's a I'm thinking of a ren and

577
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 5: stimpy episode. I think he just touched it and everything

578
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 5: was fine, and so he went to climate and his

579
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 5: leg or something completed the circuit.

580
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

581
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 5: Like when I was putting in my light fixtures in

582
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 5: my living room, my dad said, well, if you're at

583
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 5: all questioning what you're doing, put your left hand in

584
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 5: your back pocket, which sounds crazy, but that makes it

585
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 5: to where you're not an open circuit, closing the circuit

586
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 5: by putting that appendage on your bike.

587
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 4: And keeping it.

588
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: Within your internal system.

589
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, and otherwise being grounded literally by your feet, you're grounded.

590
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 5: So whatever. I didn't have to worry about that. With

591
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 5: the dollhouse, it was just adorable electrocution.

592
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 6: Tiny little it's just letting you know it's there, precious little.

593
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 4: It's yeah, that's a little it's a little bookshelf. Chris.

594
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 6: That's it really looks amazing because I yeah, that's really good.

595
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 4: There's little what's that a.

596
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: Picture of on the top.

597
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

598
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 5: It came with little random just print outs. It looks

599
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 5: like it's of the country side in France.

600
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 4: Oho, there's a little thing of fruit, a little fruit.

601
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now did you somehow assemble those?

602
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 6: Ah?

603
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, all all the little books? Oh the fruit.

604
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 5: No, No, I just painted a little dot for a stem. Oh,

605
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 5: but I mean we're a little They come as.

606
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: Little little balls and then you out in detail.

607
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 4: Because this was a kit.

608
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 5: It came in a box and I didn't know. I

609
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 5: knew there'd be some assemblage, but I did not realize

610
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 5: that the level be five days of my life.

611
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: But you loved it, right, I mean it seems.

612
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 4: Like I loved it. Look at this cute little stool,

613
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 4: a little book on it.

614
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: What and then someone's sweater? What's happening?

615
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a little doily.

616
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 5: It like came with some gingham Oh there's still some

617
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 5: clear glue on there. Yeah, it's like a gingham cloth.

618
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: Wow.

619
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really had a good time.

620
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: It's very cool.

621
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 6: What if you built like a What if you continued

622
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 6: room after room in your apartment and eventually you had

623
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 6: a miniature apartment within your apartment.

624
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 5: That well, this is yes, this is appropriately put on

625
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 5: my bookshelf in between so it's acting as a as

626
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 5: a bookstopper.

627
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 4: What do you call that? But yeah, I just have

628
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 4: it in the middle between books.

629
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 5: But I'm gonna I'm gonna get other I gotta get

630
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 5: a log cabin one or something.

631
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 4: Put it in my bedroom.

632
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 5: Please, and then and then make a virtual playmation figure

633
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 5: of myself and.

634
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: Then naked in bed for the spiders with.

635
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 4: A tiny little spider, and just to live a virtual

636
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 4: version of my own life? Did you deride my own life?

637
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 6: Did you see the movies connected in New York or

638
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 6: I don't know if that's I think that's the way

639
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 6: you pronounce it, but it was that that was started happening.

640
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 6: It's a philipsy Moore Hoffman movie and it's very long,

641
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 6: and it.

642
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: Is Charlie Kaufman. I believe it's Charlie Coffman movie.

643
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 6: Sure, okay, anyway, it's I think it's not pronounced the

644
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 6: way the city in New York is pronounced, right, It's

645
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 6: slightly different, But anyway, that basically happened.

646
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen that movie, you should.

647
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 6: See it, Chris, because okay, because there's lots of things

648
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 6: that would interest you that are paralleled.

649
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 5: I tried to watch some Stephen Correll one where his

650
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 5: hobby is doing little war.

651
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's that's the Uh, that's the one that's

652
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 6: a true story.

653
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: Did you see that actual documentary?

654
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 5: I need to watch the documentary because the movie wasn't

655
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 5: doing it for me, I stopped.

656
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you will love the documentary. It's mine.

657
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 4: I will watch it. It's Valuabin.

658
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 5: I seriously am into miniatures, and it's not just something

659
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 5: I say anymore. And I've been neglecting turtles. I haven't

660
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 5: spent a lot of time with turtles lately. I wondered

661
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 5: if that was a passing fad. I don't want to

662
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 5: disappoint anyone. I still care about turtles, but I'm really

663
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 5: investing time into the miniature world.

664
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 6: Well you have these are more of a quarantine your

665
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 6: your your interests have.

666
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: Gone inward and inside indoors.

667
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's getting smaller and smaller.

668
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 5: He started with just my apartment, and then it was

669
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 5: the kitchen, and now I'm making a tiny world. But

670
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 5: I do want to get into anime, and I think

671
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 5: that this is all based in that. I want, Yeah,

672
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 5: for sure, make little animations.

673
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 6: You know what I was going to say is there's

674
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 6: another there's another Steve Carell movie where he is concerned

675
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 6: with miniatures. It's Dinner with Schmucks and it's uh Paul Rudd, right, yeah,

676
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 6: Paul Rudd and Steve Carell, and Steve Carell dresses up

677
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 6: little dead mice. And that's his He's like, it's a

678
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 6: ship contest.

679
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 4: I think he's just into miniature.

680
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: I think he is too.

681
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 4: It's something he brings to every character.

682
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 6: That's how we picked scripts. If you don't reference a

683
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 6: miniature or something, and that he can't pick it.

684
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 4: He just want the office. Originally it's called this tiny office.

685
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: This little tiny office with the asshole in it.

686
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

687
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then they had to adjust it because there

688
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 5: was an English version. It actually came first.

689
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 4: Just kidding.

690
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 5: There's someone in the background, Karen run who who? Someone

691
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 5: walked in the background.

692
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: That's my sister here? Is it Noura or.

693
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 4: It's a ghost? What if? That's how we found out

694
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 4: there's a ghost.

695
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: Laura, Oh, they are here. Jesus. That scared the shit

696
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: at Laura. Oh my god.

697
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 4: So it was good that I warned you.

698
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: I didn't hear I didn't hear them come in at all.

699
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 4: She was trying to be quiet.

700
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: That was scary.

701
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 5: Did you ever see in Three Men and a Baby.

702
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 5: I don't know how we heard about these things before.

703
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 5: I guess you receive a VHS tape and it has

704
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 5: all these secrets about But there was a ghost in

705
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 5: the background and three Men and a Baby. I think

706
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 5: maybe we've talked about that, But it wasn't a ghost.

707
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 5: It was just a promotional cardboard cutout of that. That's right,

708
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 5: Steve Gutenberg or something. But someone hit it in the

709
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 5: background behind a curtain.

710
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 6: Yep.

711
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 5: And the power of suggestion. When I was a kid,

712
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 5: we would rewind and watch that like it was a

713
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 5: snuff film, and it horrified me. You know how kids

714
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 5: watch snuff films. Yeah, they used to do in the fifties.

715
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 5: Well face with Death, yeah, well totally, which I never watched.

716
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 5: I don't want to watch someone get hit by a train.

717
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: That's not cool.

718
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 5: But I would watch that and freeze with the tracking lines,

719
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 5: just pause, Three Men and a Baby and you could

720
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,240
Speaker 5: see it. And then they said, oh, that's a little

721
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 5: boy lived in the apartment and he fell.

722
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 4: Out of the window.

723
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: It was and it was killed.

724
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 4: Yep. It was pushed by a Clapton, And it's true.

725
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 6: You know that it's vake. You know it's a poster

726
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 6: or it's a cardboard cutout, and then it still scares

727
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 6: the shit out of you. I've just seen the still picture, yeah,

728
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 6: and they're still scarious.

729
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 5: No one told us about the cardboard cutout till years later.

730
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 5: For a long time, that was my first ghost experience,

731
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 5: and then when it got taken away, I had to

732
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 5: rate wait for real life ghost experiences.

733
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 6: Yeah you did. You had to wait for the real

734
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 6: thing to come along. So should we this is a

735
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 6: Q and A episode.

736
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: Should we do it?

737
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 4: God? Damn it? We did it against again? So sorry,

738
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 4: I mean, let's do it.

739
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 3: And we've been recording for over forty minutes. Maybe we

740
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 3: don't have to.

741
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 4: Let's do a few of them.

742
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: But it's fun. It's I think it should be.

743
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 4: Since this totally forgot.

744
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 6: It's the way things go these days because there it's quarantine,

745
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 6: it's there's so many actenuating circumstances.

746
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: We're just kind of adapting as we go.

747
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 5: And you and I have always given ourselves a role

748
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 5: of keeping it light and fun.

749
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 4: But it just we can't right now. And I can't.

750
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 5: Like my special was supposed to come out, I was like, no,

751
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 5: I'm not going to try and promote comedy.

752
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 4: It's just there is. It turns out a time to

753
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 4: not try and be funny.

754
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and to focus on something else.

755
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

756
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been going through it, so yeah. Sorry. Became

757
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 4: for the NonStop yucks.

758
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: I think we.

759
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 6: Still are able to yuck it up, but you have

760
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 6: to eat comedy or anything. You have to acknowledge the

761
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 6: world around us, or we'd be psychotic. I mean, that's

762
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 6: how creepy podcasts they are. Just like anyway, nothing's the

763
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 6: world isn't completely changing entirely in front of your eyes

764
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 6: right this second.

765
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 5: And I feel like there's an odd now from this

766
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 5: point forward where during my stand up I joke about

767
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 5: more important things. I've been thinking about that a lot lately,

768
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 5: which is great. I want my stand up to change,

769
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 5: but I was trying to think of my act and

770
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 5: putting out that special during this time, and I'm like,

771
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 5: I don't address anything important, not that it's my job

772
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 5: to make political statements, but I want to start.

773
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 4: Well.

774
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 6: Then, Also, you recorded that special, you know, six to

775
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 6: eight months ago, when.

776
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 4: Really a year.

777
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was there, truly, the traffic at LAX was

778
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 6: one of the bigger things on your plate. It reminds

779
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 6: me of one of my favorite people on Twitter is

780
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 6: the comic Steve Hernandez, who is so funny and he

781
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 6: like two weeks ago, he goes, oh, I just got

782
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 6: booked on one of these zoom shows real quick? How

783
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 6: do I become a political comedian? Because I think that's

784
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 6: what everyone's doing right now. There's a lot of people

785
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 6: who've been doing it for years, you know, with and

786
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 6: not getting any credit, and now basically everybody who's like

787
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 6: the observational kind, they're just all like, now I have

788
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 6: to comment on the heaviest stuff that's ever happened.

789
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 5: Right And I think that's where I would start. It's

790
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 5: observationally how have people been acting without fully just talking

791
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 5: about Trump or something. Of course I'm not going to

792
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 5: do that, but there are interesting behaviors that be they

793
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 5: disappointing or reassuring that I've been noticing and I want

794
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 5: to talk more about that. That's my mission statement. Why

795
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 5: am I saying this right now? Let's do the Q

796
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 5: and as I want to answer questions.

797
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 6: Well, maybe one of the questions will be, Chris, what

798
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 6: do you think you want to talk about in your

799
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 6: new type of stand up comedy?

800
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: And then we'll just edit that part back into.

801
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 5: Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect, You don't mind chopping this up

802
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 5: till midnight.

803
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 6: He's going to remix this shit. It's gonna be amazing.

804
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 5: We're going to put a beat behind it be the best?

805
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 4: All right?

806
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 3: Oh, I had a really this one. I really liked.

807
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 3: This is from all Jamie wrote on one of the

808
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 3: last days of first grade, our teacher let us bring

809
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 3: in our favorite song to play and let us change

810
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 3: our name for the day. I went by Kathy and

811
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 3: we built this city in picks. We built the city

812
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 3: on rock and roll. Hell yeah, what would first grade?

813
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 3: Karen and Chris pick.

814
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 5: I saw that one on that was in like an

815
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 5: Instagram comment. Right, this was on Twitter. I want what

816
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 5: was I listening to in first grade? I mean it

817
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 5: would have been something from was LaBamba Out? Yet I don't.

818
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 5: I think my first cassette tape was the LaBamba or

819
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 5: stand By Me soundtrack and I was listening to like

820
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 5: my dad's childhood music, like or the Beatles are, But

821
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 5: I didn't know it was the Beatles. Like in first grade,

822
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 5: I don't know that I had my own music preferences yet.

823
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 6: It would just be well, your dad was a DJ,

824
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 6: so it makes sense that he would have a lot

825
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 6: of influence over Yeah.

826
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, it'd be something that he would play

827
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 5: around the house and then I'd have to ask them,

828
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 5: ask him, Hey, what is that song? That goes like this,

829
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 5: I have to bring it to school tomorrow, and we

830
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,959
Speaker 5: both know I'm going to change my name to Scott.

831
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: That day, not say.

832
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 4: And this is the uh A classical rendition.

833
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 5: People have been calling me Gooseneck and CJ online and

834
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 5: keep it coming.

835
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 4: It's really made me feel great. I've gotten revenge.

836
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 6: I think my answer would be it would be either

837
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 6: Linda Ronstad or Carol King, because that was like seventies music,

838
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 6: you know, AM Radio San Francisco. AM Radio KFRC in particular,

839
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 6: was the station we always listened to in the car.

840
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 6: So it would be like, you're no good by Linda

841
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 6: Ronstadt or Carol King. Uh what's thatone? It's too late

842
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 6: Baby by Carol King?

843
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's a classic.

844
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 6: And I think I would have wanted my name to

845
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 6: be like well I was would it be? One time

846
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 6: in fourth grade I told everyone that my name was

847
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 6: Karen but my full name was Catherine.

848
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a blatant lie. I don't

849
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: know why I did that.

850
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 5: And when you're a kid, you experiment with lying for

851
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 5: no reason. Yeah, you stand again nothing. I don't know

852
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 5: why I said my dad was a cop. I just

853
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 5: told people because he enforced some law or he made

854
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 5: people pay taxes. He was the tax assessor. And that

855
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 5: sounds like an old timey like law person. You gotta

856
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 5: pay your tax says, otherwise you'll go to jail. So

857
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 5: I just turned him to a cop.

858
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just you.

859
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 6: You you read the room, you think what would these

860
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 6: people like? And then you go you play to that.

861
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, so the name thing, I don't know. I

862
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: think I would do like a.

863
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 6: Uh maybe an initials thing or something like I always

864
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 6: liked when a girl had a boy name, like if

865
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 6: a girl was named Rocky or something. Yeah, yeah, rock

866
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 6: you know, uh, now, like something with the why. I

867
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 6: can't really think it, like what like Jesse but for

868
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 6: a girl, Yeah, I know, something like Ricky Ricky's good. Yeah.

869
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 5: What was the Lenda Ronstad duet that she did? I

870
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 5: think it was with Neil Diamond. She did a duet

871
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 5: I think she did.

872
00:43:53,080 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: Don't know much with Aaron the much yepah man.

873
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 5: She was great and then and then she just had

874
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 5: a whole career doing like Tehano me like she had

875
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 5: a huge uh like Latino music.

876
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 6: Following because her her dad was I believe her dad

877
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 6: was Mexican and that's what her that's what she was

878
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 6: raised on. There's a there's a Linda Ronstein documentary that's amazing.

879
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 6: It's basically about her whole life and career.

880
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 4: I want to see it.

881
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: It's great.

882
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 4: I don't think about her much, and I don't and

883
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 4: I don't know much.

884
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 1: But you know, you love her.

885
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 4: I love her. Someone posted Celene Dion the other day,

886
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 4: like belting out there was. She posted Celene Dion.

887
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 5: And Michael Bolton and all these singers that I've just

888
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 5: kind of shrugged off my whole life, and.

889
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 4: They were amazing. Oh yeah, Celene Dion, it is amazing.

890
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Selene really.

891
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 4: Need to get out of the house.

892
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: Carre Celene Dion.

893
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 6: When they did v H one Divas one year, Eli

894
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 6: DeGeneres hosted and.

895
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: I was right for her. So we went and.

896
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 6: We had to watch the rehearsal because I had to,

897
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 6: you know, obviously change jokes as we went. And then

898
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 6: they did basically like a tech rehearsal for all the singers,

899
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 6: so all the actual performers were there to do like

900
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 6: the first fifteen seconds of their song in the first

901
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 6: and then the last fifteen so they could do, like

902
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 6: the lighting cues and any kind of tech thing on stage.

903
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 6: It was at Caesar's in Las Vegas and Celine Dion

904
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 6: sang you Shook Me all night long, and she came.

905
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: She sang the entire song.

906
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 6: She did it as if there was a full crowd,

907
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 6: and it was truly eight people.

908
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: In the audience in the Caesar's you know, showroom or whatever.

909
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 6: And at one point we were standing there with our

910
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 6: notebooks like trying to fix jokes and think of things

911
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 6: to pitch or whatever.

912
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: And she walked by.

913
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 6: She looked at me and pointed and winked as she

914
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 6: was singing, like she was giving.

915
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: Her one hundred percent.

916
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, I need to put

917
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 6: this book down and like watch her do this because

918
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 6: she can see me.

919
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: It was hilarious, like she read that.

920
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 6: Woman doesn't not ever point. She pointed in wink like

921
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 6: she was doing a full show. And I had paid

922
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 6: ticket for a first receipt, paid paid money, I should say,

923
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 6: not paid ticket.

924
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm from America.

925
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 4: You paid ticket, pay a ticket.

926
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: I'd kept it ticket in my boot, all right.

927
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 3: Next question, this is from Brayley. Mama asked would you

928
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 3: rather lick a living wild? Great white shark, or have

929
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 3: one randomly swim up and lick you.

930
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 4: I think we have to figure out if sharks have tongues. Yes,

931
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 4: I don't.

932
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 5: They must If they do, I do know they don't

933
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 5: salivate because I had a T shirt with a shark

934
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 5: that appeared.

935
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 4: To be drooling on it. Uh, and so I had

936
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 4: to look that up.

937
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 5: So I think you need a salivation and tongues are

938
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 5: all right? Uh, they are inclusive, I think, I don't think.

939
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 6: But let's suspend disbelief so we can answer her question

940
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 6: or their question. I should say, I'm.

941
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 5: Assuming I would very much, of course, like to be

942
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 5: in control of that situation and be the one licking

943
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 5: the sharks same same, No question, have to be on

944
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 5: the lips right or in the face or near his

945
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 5: teeth right?

946
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: No, you could. You could lick the top of that

947
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: back thin.

948
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 6: That's like as if they're just about to get away

949
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 6: and you just lick that real quick.

950
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 5: I'd I'd like the dorsal. I'm not going to wade

951
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 5: around on the beach close to the water to even

952
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 5: see a shark.

953
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 4: I don't want. No, I don't want that to happen.

954
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 6: No. And also I feel like even if sharks did

955
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 6: have a tongue, which I believe you that they don't,

956
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 6: but they would have to get it out past like

957
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 6: eighteen rows of the sharpest teeth, So everything about it

958
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 6: will be the scariest experience you've ever had, even if.

959
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 5: It's nowhere you're eating and you bite the side of

960
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 5: your mouth, it's very painful. Think about sharks, all those

961
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 5: rows of teeth, backup teeth, and then they got that

962
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 5: tongue just with little bandages.

963
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 6: On it, not's in the side of their in their

964
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 6: inside cheeks, endless.

965
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:09,919
Speaker 1: Poor guys.

966
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 6: That's why they're always eating everybody. They're mad, all right, Stephen.

967
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 3: This is from Sarah H.

968
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 4: Bobby.

969
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 3: Did you have any school clubs that you participated in

970
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 3: growing up?

971
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: Clubs?

972
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: Oh? God, I didn't.

973
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 5: I'm my sister was such unachiever, you know, like key

974
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 5: club president, girls, state governor, editor of the the newspaper.

975
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 5: And so when I and cheerleading and everything else that

976
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 5: popular people do also, and I just all I did

977
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 5: is skateboard at lunch and go skateboarding after school. I

978
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 5: was very inactive with I guess I was in some plays.

979
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 4: I wasn't a thesbian, but I did some plays and

980
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 4: hung those people.

981
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 6: You toured the drama club a little bit. You didn't

982
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 6: maybe fully commit, but you were in there. You got

983
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 6: in there and met some people, socialized.

984
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 4: A little and I'm glad I did. Yeah. Sure, I

985
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 4: otherwise wouldn't have hung out with those kids.

986
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 6: I and I'm not sure if I've ever said this

987
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 6: to either of you before.

988
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: Maybe I have. I've known both of you a while.

989
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: I was a cheerleader in high.

990
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 4: School were I didn't know that.

991
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: Okay, this is new information for both of you. I

992
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: was junior year. I was a songgirl, which are the

993
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: ones that go out and do the routine at halftime

994
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: at football games and basketball games.

995
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 4: Like with a flag and with the sequins.

996
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: We didn't no no at our school.

997
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 6: Is really small, so we were just it would just

998
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 6: be like Janet Jackson's control and then we would just

999
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 6: do a dance to it and it would end in

1000
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 6: like a pyramid or whatever.

1001
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 4: But that's insane. That's awesome that you did that.

1002
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 6: I was because I really loved dance. I was definitely

1003
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 6: If our school was any bigger, I would not have

1004
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 6: made the cheerleading team. But because there it was like

1005
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 6: three hundred and fifty kids. You know, it's at the

1006
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 6: odds were ever in my favor. So I did that

1007
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 6: junior and senior year because I really liked making up

1008
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 6: dance routines.

1009
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: It was really fun, so I didn't.

1010
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 4: I don't see you dancing much these days.

1011
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: I know I should more.

1012
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 6: I really have amazing rhythm. I'm good at it, and

1013
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 6: it used to be my passion. But then I got

1014
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 6: very insecure because I kind of like, did it. I

1015
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 6: did it, like I would love to do.

1016
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: This, and then only later on went, oh, no, that

1017
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed that I did that.

1018
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 4: Right.

1019
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 5: I used to like singing whatever, karaoke, and now I'm

1020
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 5: petrified by it. I think the more in dancing, I

1021
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 5: used to dance all the time when it was not.

1022
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 4: Required. I would always dance, like in a bar.

1023
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 5: Trying to play pool. Me and my friends would be

1024
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 5: diving and doing the worm on the floor. And now

1025
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 5: I had no part of me wants to do that,

1026
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 5: because especially when I moved here and you see people

1027
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 5: that are amazing at singing or dancing, right, it's like, oh, okay,

1028
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 5: that isn't I'll let that be their thing. I gotta

1029
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 5: Once I started doing stand up, I just quit thinking

1030
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 5: about That's someting.

1031
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 6: That is very common in LA. I think you get

1032
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 6: to La and there's so many people who are like

1033
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 6: minimum triple threats, if not like five tuple threats, Like

1034
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 6: they can do everything and.

1035
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: They're a model.

1036
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 6: It's really it really devastates your dreams and your the

1037
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 6: belief in.

1038
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: Self and you kind of like I was, it was

1039
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: it was a.

1040
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 6: Really kind of shocking awakening when I moved to town,

1041
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 6: thinking of like, oh, I'm gonna I can do a

1042
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 6: bunch of things. And then I got here, I was like, oh, shoot,

1043
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 6: now you have to do you have to be good

1044
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 6: at like like literally five things you have to be

1045
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 6: excellent at to start.

1046
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least that's how it used to feel.

1047
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 4: Well.

1048
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I think that's what made me motivated me

1049
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 5: to be like, Okay, I'm just going to focus on

1050
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 5: the things I know I can do.

1051
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna do stand up.

1052
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 5: I didn't know I could do that, but or like

1053
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 5: art drawing, I always did art stuff. It's like, I

1054
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 5: just never wanted to be one of these people that

1055
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 5: spreads myself thin over a bunch of things. I'm okay

1056
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 5: at ten things. Why don't you get really good at

1057
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 5: one thing and that's called a job. Yeah, I'm so

1058
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 5: scared to dance.

1059
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:15,439
Speaker 4: I just can't.

1060
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 5: I love that I did not know that about you.

1061
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 5: I want to apologize for not knowing about your dance.

1062
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 1: I've kept it a secret from many many people.

1063
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 4: Everyone's going to want to see you dance.

1064
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 6: Now, well, they can dare to dream, but it almost

1065
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 6: never happens.

1066
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 1: And when you're an.

1067
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 6: Adult, as most people know, the key to dancing is

1068
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 6: being drunk.

1069
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: And I don't drink anymore.

1070
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 6: So there's almost nothing that I do that would make

1071
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 6: me feel comfortable dancing anymore.

1072
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right that that was a big

1073
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,879
Speaker 5: part of it for me. All those years I spent

1074
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 5: dancing and more of a freestyle street street style of dancing.

1075
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: I was not sober, right, It's crucial.

1076
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 5: It was drunken buffoonery. Otherwise I wouldn't dive off of

1077
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 5: a bar stool. I wouldn't be in a bar first

1078
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 5: of all, right, I had to drink before I danced.

1079
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 5: For Howard Kramer, that was the only time those two

1080
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 5: connected when he first started doing it. But he wasn't

1081
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 5: Dragon Boy Suade yet. He was like DJ spumoni or something,

1082
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 5: and I was backup dancer, automatic flavor, and I would

1083
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 5: just I would just interpret it, dance behind him as

1084
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 5: he wrapped.

1085
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 4: And one time.

1086
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 5: At the Bad Dog, the Bad Dog Theater in Austin,

1087
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 5: I tried to dive off this stool and I think

1088
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 5: my legs hit a wall and I landed on my

1089
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 5: arm weird, and I got a fracture in my arm.

1090
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 5: I broke my arm dancing for Howard Kramer. It just

1091
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 5: it's like, why is this still hurt.

1092
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,919
Speaker 4: A month later? And then I got an X ray

1093
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 4: for something.

1094
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: Else because it was a true injury.

1095
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I broke my arm dancing for Howard Kramer.

1096
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,479
Speaker 1: Then you sued Howard and then he had to.

1097
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 4: That's how I got rich and he got poor.

1098
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 6: Good job, Sorry, but the way you do it.

1099
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 3: This is from not my dumpster. What are some gross

1100
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 3: snacks your parents made growing up? For example, my mom

1101
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 3: would make banana and miracle whip sandwiches.

1102
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, yeah, that is no.

1103
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 3: No.

1104
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 4: I wouldn't even call that a grouse snack. I would

1105
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 4: call that child Yeah, that is.

1106
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: Call CPS is actually what I call that sandwich?

1107
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 5: Oh my god, nothing because mayonnaise for me, triggers my

1108
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 5: gag reefly. I really have a thing with mayonnaise and

1109
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 5: my sister bananas will make her. She can't the string,

1110
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 5: the texture, the mushiness when it's in your mouth.

1111
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 4: I get it. I can eat a banana, but my

1112
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 4: sister can't touch them. Yeah. Combine those two you would

1113
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 4: shut down my whole family. The bloodline would cease to

1114
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 4: a this.

1115
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,879
Speaker 6: My mom actually had a whole rule about you were

1116
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 6: no one was allowed to You weren't allowed to buy

1117
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 6: a miracle whip like it had to be real butter

1118
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 6: and real mayonnaise always. You couldn't cook with with either

1119
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 6: of those. So anytime I was at friend's house and

1120
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 6: their mom used miracle whip or margarine, I'd.

1121
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: Be like, oh good, what is it?

1122
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 6: Like? Yeah, I have like a physical response. But my

1123
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 6: mom was a terrible cook. We've talked about this a lot,

1124
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 6: and yeah, I know your mom was too, and.

1125
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: She did it.

1126
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 6: The thing is she didn't make us snacks like it

1127
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,720
Speaker 6: was basically you were on your own in the kitchen totally.

1128
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: So we did a lot of and I think we've

1129
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: talked about this, but it was like buttered crackers.

1130
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 6: I think that's kind of one of the grosser things

1131
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 6: that I used to eat is just like you butter

1132
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 6: up ten crackers and then with some seven up watch

1133
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 6: Scooby Doo and eat those.

1134
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1135
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 5: And as a child, I think there was I would

1136
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 5: eat so many frozen burritos. I just whatever was frozen,

1137
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 5: Like you said, whatever you could find. Yeah, I mean,

1138
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 5: I'm not totally talking shit about my mom, but she

1139
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 5: just was not passionate in the kitchen. And my sister

1140
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 5: and I both talk about it now. Whenever we did

1141
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 5: have food, we would heart we both eat. I eat

1142
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 5: now with my arm guarding my plate and someone's going

1143
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 5: to take it away because by and I know we've

1144
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 5: talked about this, but there would suddenly be my mom

1145
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 5: would follow a recipe and there'd.

1146
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 4: Be like a casserole dish sending out.

1147
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 5: My sister and I'd go in there and lick our

1148
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 5: lips like we're in a silent movie looking at it.

1149
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 5: And then she's like, don't touch that. It's it's it's

1150
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:28,280
Speaker 5: it's for the office. It's for my sorority. Like not college.

1151
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 5: She wasn't in college, but she had a group of

1152
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 5: women that it was called a sorority, and that and

1153
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 5: we knew, we knew it wasn't for us if we'd

1154
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 5: see finished yeah meals.

1155
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: It was always for guests.

1156
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 5: But yeah, there were I don't have. My dad has

1157
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 5: stories about my grandma the snacks she would make. One

1158
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 5: of them was stewed tomatoes with saltine crackers. M uh

1159
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 5: and maybe grapes in there.

1160
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 4: I just bizarre.

1161
00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 1: But Mike, I think I told you this my grandma's.

1162
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 4: Fresh Gennaria snacks.

1163
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. She My grandma made a lot of stuff with jello.

1164
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 6: And one of the things was every if you had

1165
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,240
Speaker 6: dinner at my grandma's house, the salad would be first

1166
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 6: and it would be iceberg lettuce with with green jello

1167
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 6: with cocktail fruit cocktail inside and thousand Island dressing.

1168
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: Over the top, and like it's wheat and you had.

1169
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 6: To eat it because they were you know, they were poor,

1170
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 6: working class Irish Catholics, so you couldn't throw stuff away,

1171
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 6: so you like, at a young age, we got used

1172
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 6: to eating one of the more disgusting things ever.

1173
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, what that is insane. I can't even imagine what

1174
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 4: that would taste like.

1175
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: It's like sweet and then but salad.

1176
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 6: And in that I don't want sweet, No, one does,

1177
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 6: all right, Steven?

1178
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 1: Should we do? Should we do one more?

1179
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 3: There's the one about getting a celebrity tattoo, but maybe.

1180
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 4: I would give one a verve village head. Just kidding.

1181
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 4: His name was tattoo. Stop.

1182
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 3: Okay, here's when. So this is from Underscore Little Moss.

1183
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 3: If you could steal one talent from the other, what

1184
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 3: would it be?

1185
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 4: Oh my god, singing and trying guitar? Yeah, I am

1186
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 4: mesmerized by your ability to.

1187
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 5: And then, just like with when I draw something, someone

1188
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 5: always says if I could do that, I would do

1189
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 5: it all the time, and I just.

1190
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 4: Get frustrated because I used to be better.

1191
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 5: Or when I train and do it for a living,

1192
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 5: people have edits and I have to redraw that thing.

1193
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 5: It takes me twenty hours as opposed to doing stand

1194
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 5: up getting no edits, and it's over in one hour

1195
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 5: for the same amount of pay. So I'm frustrated with it.

1196
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 5: But if I know that if I could sing and

1197
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 5: play guitar, which I have control over, if I loved

1198
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 5: it that much, I would have learned like you did.

1199
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: I could teach you.

1200
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 4: I maybe it's never too late. It's not, it's not

1201
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 4: and you're good at it.

1202
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 5: No again, I know I've said this before, but if

1203
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 5: you don't have Karen's album Live Live at the boot

1204
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 5: Leg is it.

1205
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 4: The Bootleg Theater, Yeah, you have to get it.

1206
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: You.

1207
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's people out there that are your fans that

1208
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 5: probably don't know how good you are.

1209
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: Oh that Chris, thank you.

1210
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 5: It's yeah, yeah, I really Yeah, that's what I'm jealous

1211
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 5: of for sure.

1212
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 4: Well, and your songwriting. They're really good songs.

1213
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1214
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm actually grateful that I or like, I'm glad

1215
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 6: that I actually recorded them, because I really didn't want

1216
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 6: to do that album, but I was like, you have

1217
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 6: to do this or you'll you'll regret it for the

1218
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 6: rest of your life if you don't have a recording

1219
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 6: of these songs.

1220
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: Because it was really embarrassing to me to do.

1221
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 6: Music comedy or comedy music whatever, Like at regular comedy shows.

1222
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: It was very like, oh this is there's.

1223
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 5: Kind of stigma with it, yeah, prop comedy or something exactly.

1224
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like being a magician.

1225
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1226
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 5: Or but if you're good at it, like you or

1227
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 5: Henry Phillips and you're an actual musician, it it makes

1228
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 5: it that much better because it's like it's like when

1229
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 5: you see good improv, it's you know, there's so much

1230
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 5: bad improv, but when you see it done well, it's

1231
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 5: like you're blown away and you want to cry. Uh

1232
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,479
Speaker 5: you know really I've been so impressed with good improv before.

1233
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 6: But yeah, good improv is like impress taking. It's a

1234
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 6: beautiful art. Yeah, yeah, like everything. Actually, I would also

1235
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 6: say so for me for you drawing obviously, because you're

1236
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 6: great at it and you're and it's the style like

1237
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 6: what the hyper detail like our logo where it's like

1238
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 6: super cool and it's it's like it's a real like

1239
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 6: the design element of your drawings and illustrations is really.

1240
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: Impressive to me. But then also I would love to skateboard.

1241
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 6: I would love to have the like ease and comfort

1242
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 6: of being able to skateboard.

1243
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 5: It's really well, keep getting video there, I'm it. I

1244
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 5: love it. I keep getting videos of people that are

1245
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 5: getting into skateboarding, that are that are adults already, and

1246
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 5: I'm being said, I got one today. This woman sent me.

1247
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 5: It's like I got a skateboard, I'm learning to skateboard.

1248
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 5: And she sent a video of nice of her just

1249
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 5: going through a parking lot, just getting the balance down.

1250
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 5: But I yeah, that's I love it. I think I approve.

1251
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 5: Just be careful. It's easy to injure your wrists.

1252
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to break your ankles.

1253
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, well, ankles come later.

1254
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 5: That's when you, like, after you get good at it

1255
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 5: and you start trying to jump around, that's when you

1256
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 5: threaten your ankles. But just the the when someone first starts,

1257
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 5: they don't expect to fall down or snowboarding. When people

1258
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 5: fall down, they put their arm back.

1259
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, trying to catch yourself.

1260
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 5: The time I went there's a little hospital at Mammoth Mountain,

1261
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 5: I hurt my shoulder one year and and went in

1262
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 5: there and it was just all people waiting with broken wrists.

1263
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 5: Oh they all had fallen off this because you don't

1264
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 5: yeah yeah yeah. Just learn to fall first, learn to

1265
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 5: run and tumble on cement. Just do a little roll

1266
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 5: on the cement.

1267
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. Falling is so important. Use that butt, yeah, use

1268
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 4: that button.

1269
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: You get it, get your wallet, go for it.

1270
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, in your wallet and land on your ass.

1271
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1272
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 4: What's in very expensive, but it's safe is that it

1273
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 4: is that our last and front feeling. There a more

1274
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 4: conclusionary question.

1275
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 6: Do you feel like there's something Stephen that would be

1276
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 6: more of a button.

1277
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 5: Let's see, like, what do you want to do with

1278
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 5: the rest of your life? That kind of a question,

1279
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 5: just a lofty, hard to answer.

1280
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 3: Top five smells you can if you could remake any

1281
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 3: movie you want?

1282
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 1: Too much work.

1283
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 3: I watched any tips and tricks for moving?

1284
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 4: Mmmm?

1285
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 1: For moving?

1286
01:02:58,880 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1287
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 6: Hey someone, Yes, exactly, That's what I was going to say.

1288
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 6: It's actually not as expensive as you think.

1289
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there are there are they are good at it. Yeah,

1290
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 5: It's just like anything. When you try and do your

1291
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 5: own plumbing or any work around the house or construction,

1292
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 5: you can get okay at it, but when you see

1293
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 5: a professional do something, you're like, why did I ever

1294
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 5: change my own oil?

1295
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1296
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 5: Well, and also wasn't that expensive? And that guy is

1297
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,479
Speaker 5: efficient and did a good job.

1298
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 6: I remember the like third time I moved in Los

1299
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 6: Angeles was the second time I asked Greg barn to.

1300
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: Help me move, and he was like, no, buddy, no,

1301
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: He just flatly refused.

1302
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 6: And because he was like, I did that favor for

1303
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 6: you already, and looks like just because he's a big guy,

1304
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 6: so people would.

1305
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 1: Ask him that favor all the time and that's moving.

1306
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 6: Is that kind of thing where like when you're in

1307
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 6: your twenties and you're like whatever, you think it's not

1308
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 6: that big of a deal to ask this favor.

1309
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: Your friends hate you, like, don't do it.

1310
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 6: Just get save up the money, get professionals. It'll all

1311
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 6: get done in three hours. You'll be glad you did.

1312
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 6: And you know you don't. Nobody has the one up

1313
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 6: on you.

1314
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 4: And I say that, but I moved.

1315
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 5: I mean I drug a refrigerator up fifty stairs into

1316
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 5: my place.

1317
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 4: I should have had someone helping.

1318
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you should have for sure. It's crazy, but.

1319
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 5: Yeah I felt better about my apartment once everything was

1320
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 5: in it because I did it.

1321
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 1: I did it.

1322
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 6: And then you're like my hit my back, my arm.

1323
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: All right.

1324
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 6: I mean, look, we're gonna I think Q and A

1325
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 6: should be a part of now that we're not driving,

1326
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 6: we're not we rarely have guests.

1327
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Speaker 1: It's always going to be a bit of a Q

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01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 1: and A right now.

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01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, we we should just have a few question answered.

1330
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 5: We don't have to dedicate the entire episode like it's

1331
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 5: a special event.

1332
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 6: No, No, it's like this is just more of it.

1333
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 6: It's like quarantine and ask us something.

1334
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, Q and A.

1335
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll make a little logo that show. Oh I forgot,

1336
01:04:55,400 --> 01:05:00,760
Speaker 5: We're not a video U describe it.

1337
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 6: We're about to become the best YouTube show of all time.

1338
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 5: And I'm going to become an audio logo designer. Where

1339
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 5: I described low costs.

1340
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: Now look over here in the bottom left. Uh well

1341
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 1: this was fun.

1342
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 4: It was fun. I'm glad we talked about important things.

1343
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 5: And you you were better at it than me.

1344
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 4: Uh well, it's not context, it is who I am,

1345
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 4: always competing with you.

1346
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: Well, you'll never beat me in cheerleading, so fuck you.

1347
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 4: It turns out, no, I didn't know. That still blows

1348
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 4: my mind.

1349
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 1: Secrets.

1350
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think if I went to my dad's right now,

1351
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 6: there's a cheerleading there's a football and basketball cheerleading uniforms

1352
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 6: hanging in my in my old bedroom closet that my

1353
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 6: parents changed into an office. The second my ankle left

1354
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 6: the doorway. It was insane how quickly my parents redid

1355
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 6: my room. They were like, bye, I have fun, never

1356
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 6: come back here.

1357
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 5: I always think it's weird though, when a parent leaves

1360
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,959
Speaker 5: it the same and they come and visit and they're

1361
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 5: they're all their toys are still in the room and

1362
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 5: they're in their thirties.

1363
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that is weird.

1364
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, and also, doesn't your mom want a sewing room?

1365
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 4: Come on right exactly.

1366
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 6: I think my parents did it because they were they

1367
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 6: wanted to make sure we didn't feel comfortable moving back.

1368
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: They were just like, you're you're an adult.

1369
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 4: Go do it.

1370
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it, and make sure you do it. Make

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01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: sure you do it permanently.

1372
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 5: I still have a room waiting for me at my dad's.

1373
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 5: There's just no my old belongings aren't in there.

1374
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 1: It's just a jus have somewhere to go. Well, there's

1375
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 1: no sister there.

1376
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 6: She's She's like, I have to make dinner at this point, Hi, Laura,

1377
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 6: don't be mad. She's just I don't want to be honest.

1378
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to be honest.

1379
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 4: All right, Well it's time to make dinner. We should

1380
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 4: probably go.

1381
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 1: Yes, Well, good to see you guys.

1382
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 4: Good to see you friend. You've been listening to Do

1383
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 4: you need a ride? D y n A R art?

1384
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 4: Are you leaving on?

1385
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,960
Speaker 2: You wanta way back home? Either way, we want to

1386
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 2: be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. And

1387
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 2: give us time and they termino and gay. We want

1388
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 2: to send you off InStyle. You wanna welcome you back home.

1389
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1390
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn? Do you need

1391
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?

1392
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1393
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1394
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1395
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 4: Do ride?

1396
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 1: Do you need.

1397
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 4: With Karen and Cress

1398
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 2: Mm hmm