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Speaker 1: that's exactly what happened to our second dator today, Pete.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Pete? Hey man, how are you guys doing

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Speaker 1: pretty good? So you were at a restaurant and your

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Speaker 1: mom ended up asking a girl out for you. How'd

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Speaker 1: that work? We were out at lunch and there's just

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Speaker 1: I guess my mom did noticed that I was watching her,

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Speaker 1: and she said to me, she was like, go ask

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Speaker 1: And I said, no, you can't just walk up on

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Speaker 1: don't walk up on him. I think my mom followed

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Speaker 1: are you more embarrassed that your mom asked this girl

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Speaker 1: you do? Like, seriously, dude, Um, I personally feel I'm

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Speaker 1: and it just didn't seem right. Yeah, you walk up like,

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Speaker 1: But you and I could do that, it may work.

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Speaker 1: So the girl decided to go out with you did

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Speaker 1: We went to Green Lake, Okay, and you know, it

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Speaker 1: That's great. So how did the lake walk go? There

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Speaker 1: And we got on a paddle boat and just had

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Speaker 1: my mom's got the eye. And this girl was like awesome,

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Speaker 1: just trying to find the positive in that, but there

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, man, just hold on

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Speaker 1: the phone, brooking jubil in the morning. Okay, Pete, do

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Speaker 1: we have your mom's permission to do the second part

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Speaker 1: second day update, Pete's mom actually set him up with

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Speaker 1: her right now, do it? Hello? Hi? Can I speak

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Speaker 1: to Laura? This is Laura. Hey, how are you? This

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Speaker 1: just getting ready for work. It's just about how you been.

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Speaker 1: can I say something here? Can I defend myself here? Hey,

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Speaker 1: Ultimate Cleans and i'd been on it for three days

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Speaker 1: and that bad breath can happen with the ultimate cleanse.

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Speaker 1: And I find it really petty and just childish that

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Speaker 1: bad breath. You know, grow up, Laura. You know, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't just bad breath, Peach. It was horrendous, horrific.

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Speaker 1: all kinds of part Laura, I want to know because

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Speaker 1: Green You guys just walked around Green like and talked. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't have blown him up like that

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Speaker 1: Sure you don't want me to call Pete back, get

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Speaker 1: two crazy kids out on another date. I'm quite sure.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you guys realized like just how bad

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