Speaker 1: All right the Bobby Bones post show pre show. So
Speaker 1: Amy hit me a little nugget that Karen Fairchild is
Speaker 1: going to her house today. Oh she was over yesterday.
Speaker 1: That what it was doing? What? Um? She recorded my
Speaker 1: podcast and we recorded Women of Ihart Country. Karen Fairchild
Speaker 1: is in a little big town. Amy has all the
Speaker 1: cool selebs coming over. How do you approach her to
Speaker 1: come to your house? Did you ask her on on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Kimberly came over too, Yeah, but how do you make
Speaker 1: that happen? I don't It's not necessarily me, but I
Speaker 1: guess they're they're willing. Obviously. I throw out either zoom
Speaker 1: whatever's most comfortable or easiest for them, studio zoom or
Speaker 1: swing by the house, and I guess they choose. They
Speaker 1: choose the house if they want to. So that's cool
Speaker 1: DM them or how does that happen? I don't understand. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess with Women of Ihart Country it's
Speaker 1: a little bit different. But for my podcast, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just reach out to them, but not on DM. I
Speaker 1: guess there's like email or I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: I was after Kimberly came on. Karen maybe made some comment,
Speaker 1: and I was like, can't wait to have you on too,
Speaker 1: because people loved Yeah, people loved the Kimberly one. So
Speaker 1: I don't know how it seems to happen, but it
Speaker 1: was awesome and she you know how we always talk
Speaker 1: about how they're the nicest humans in the world, and
Speaker 1: of course they are super cool. Yeah, they're super cool.
Speaker 1: I yesterday when I played basketball, Travis Danny's gonna be
Speaker 1: on tomorrow's show, and I'll probably bring this up on
Speaker 1: the regular show too. But I went and he was
Speaker 1: shooting a little thing with some friends. He's called It's
Speaker 1: called Travis Danning and friends do stuff. So Travis and
Speaker 1: I are pretty close. Off the air, i'd say buds,
Speaker 1: not friend friends. I think I'm a little too old
Speaker 1: be like a friend friend because he's in his twenties. Thing.
Speaker 1: We played golf together and done some stuff, but say, hey,
Speaker 1: will you come shoot this? And I ate something bad
Speaker 1: the night before, just crushing me. I was so nauseous.
Speaker 1: I knew it wasn't COVID because I just got COVID
Speaker 1: tested and got the negative. And I was like, fine,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Because he had a whole crew there
Speaker 1: to shoot it and I get there and it's me
Speaker 1: and it was basketball. So I dressed up head to Arkansas.
Speaker 1: You had the razorback jersey on. Yeah, And so it's
Speaker 1: me Travis and he has that song. After a few drinks.
Speaker 1: It's always Adam Hambrick, the rider who's written a couple
Speaker 1: number ones. Um, also an artist. And then two guys
Speaker 1: from Lanco, the lead singer Brandon Brand and then Tripp
Speaker 1: who's in the band too. And I'm telling you, those
Speaker 1: Lanco guys play ball. Really, they play all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean they were just shooting lights out. Um. But
Speaker 1: we went yesterday and and they're not tall, guys are
Speaker 1: little guys, are kind of squirts. But they were just
Speaker 1: dominating horse Because I was like, oh, you guys play.
Speaker 1: We'd come over the house, we have big games, and
Speaker 1: they started playing. I was like, I'm never inviting you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Matt Stell's not invited anymore. Right, I beat Matt still,
Speaker 1: So I'm okay with that. If we were playing like
Speaker 1: real games, Matt Stell's six six dominated, he dominates, um.
Speaker 1: But how we play, you know, we shoot. But those
Speaker 1: guys were good. Um, So we did that yesterday. Dealt
Speaker 1: with some dog stuff that you may have heard on
Speaker 1: the show today. But what did you what did you
Speaker 1: do yesterday? Oh, my dad moved in. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: Did you have everything set for that? Or is it
Speaker 1: like when you move into college and you think you
Speaker 1: have everything, but then you have a bunch stuff you
Speaker 1: gotta run to Walmart for a real I mean there's
Speaker 1: probably a little bit of that. We took a Monday
Speaker 1: and Tuesday to get set up. Like at first we
Speaker 1: thought he could move in on Monday and they were like,
Speaker 1: no way. And then we thought Tuesday, and then we
Speaker 1: were like no way. But then Wednesday we couldn't leave
Speaker 1: him hanging any longer because he was he'd been in
Speaker 1: the hospital. He's ready to go. He's calling like every
Speaker 1: day like come pick me up, get me out of here.
Speaker 1: So I was like, we just gotta go get him.
Speaker 1: So I went and picked him up at noon and
Speaker 1: then brought him home and yeah, we're still figuring some
Speaker 1: stuff out, you know, even just making sure we have
Speaker 1: everything just right, which I've still even this morning was
Speaker 1: learning some stuff. I was like, Oh, didn't think about that.
Speaker 1: We have a new intro for this. Ray has been
Speaker 1: working on this like five days for the post show. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so let's hear it now. Okay, music, it's time for
Speaker 1: the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby. That's it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, thank you. We got a lot to
Speaker 1: talk about on the show. Yeah, that's it. That's perfect.
Speaker 1: It took us like five that's it. That's a jam.
Speaker 1: I was reading some of the b team Facebook page,
Speaker 1: which I can really get some really constructive stuff there,
Speaker 1: and they were like, is Bobby just messing with Ray
Speaker 1: trying to get him to cut a new intro every day?
Speaker 1: It wasn't. We were just finding our vibe, right, And
Speaker 1: I told Steve, I'm just gonna throw out crap at
Speaker 1: him right away and have him turn it down and
Speaker 1: then we'll keep improving it. You don't have to do
Speaker 1: your best thing at first. I don't agree with that.
Speaker 1: It's interesting because you can be working on something else,
Speaker 1: so give him crap five times. Method that me, Well,
Speaker 1: my thing was sometimes the corny is the morning corny.
Speaker 1: The dumbest stuff ends up working. So that was throwing
Speaker 1: something dumb, maybe at you, maybe not the least amount
Speaker 1: of time that I put something effort into the morning
Speaker 1: corny is not dumb. Do you remember, Hey, rod is
Speaker 1: here our boss. Can you hear us? Roddy have headphones on.
Speaker 1: He's hanging I don't know why he's hanging out, but
Speaker 1: he's down here in this part of the building. So
Speaker 1: we'll use them. Remember way back in the day and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I got this segment called The
Speaker 1: Morning Corny. It's gonna be funny. And you were like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not that's dumb. Wait did I say it was? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you were you were not a believer. I don't think
Speaker 1: I said it was in the morning. You're trying to
Speaker 1: get me in this goofy camera. Well, yeah, the camera
Speaker 1: just needs to see you and it's part of the show. Now,
Speaker 1: Now what do you think about the Morning Corny? Morning
Speaker 1: Corny is great? But let's go back. I don't think
Speaker 1: I said it was bad. I'm so, what are you
Speaker 1: going to do with it? Because the name is Corny,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. Yeah, Corny's corny. And I
Speaker 1: was like, people are like the small I think what
Speaker 1: you're remembering is some other people hit me with feedback
Speaker 1: because they didn't get it, and I was like, not
Speaker 1: everybody's catching that right away. That's what it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be corny. Yeah, and then yeah, I don't know. We
Speaker 1: have a little revisionist history. I think at one of
Speaker 1: the two of us, possibly me, but probably truth is
Speaker 1: in the middle, probably somewhere, or you're right and I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Another thing is I was, and I'm glad you're here
Speaker 1: because Mike and I had to talk this morning. Where
Speaker 1: you know, we'll really find something that works and then
Speaker 1: just sit on it for a while until it starts
Speaker 1: to not work again, and then we'll kind of get
Speaker 1: away from it. But about once a day we'll play
Speaker 1: some sort of fun game, music game, something to do.
Speaker 1: And I was reading through the B team page yesterday
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, maybe we've done we've been a
Speaker 1: little too game happy, and I thought, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: they're onto something, because those guys listen every day. Do
Speaker 1: you think a game a day over five hours is
Speaker 1: too much? Do you think we're playing too many games?
Speaker 1: No? No No, no, it's not too many games. People people
Speaker 1: like to play along that. We know that. And by
Speaker 1: the way, we love the B team. Keep in mind,
Speaker 1: the B team here's here's it five times more frequently
Speaker 1: than the C team. What's the team? Yes, Yes, Caitlin's
Speaker 1: team is so ask because I told Mike, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: why don't we peel back a little bit on games?
Speaker 1: Because Mike writes ninety nine point nine percent of the games. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is your take as the big boss? You're asking
Speaker 1: once a day? Once a Day's is easy? That's easy?
Speaker 1: Do we play about one a day? Right? Occasionally if
Speaker 1: there's some sort of benchmark that games out, we'll do
Speaker 1: something two and a half hours later. Just what is
Speaker 1: your radio guy version of this version is? Because it's different,
Speaker 1: it's not you know, it's not Battle of the Sexes
Speaker 1: every day? Yeah, because they're different. I think it's good.
Speaker 1: Once a day is easy. Battle of the Sexes rock?
Speaker 1: So huh? That gives been around for twenty years? Oh thirty? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: truth be told. Anything else you'd like to say? No,
Speaker 1: I'm good man. Where are we doing well that we
Speaker 1: like to shout out? And where do we want to
Speaker 1: shout out that maybe we could do a little work? Wow?
Speaker 1: You want to do that here? Why not? Wow? It's
Speaker 1: I listen. I don't believe it's so much an in
Speaker 1: studio thing. Either way. I think when we do well
Speaker 1: in a place, I probably shouldn't say that. Let me
Speaker 1: just say this about what we're doing well. When we
Speaker 1: do well somewhere, I credit the local team because without
Speaker 1: them pumping us throughout the day, without them building the
Speaker 1: show and making sure we're you know, on and off
Speaker 1: the satellite the right time, Like, that's how we win,
Speaker 1: is like our our local teams. So where are we
Speaker 1: doing well? We're doing well in Nashville. We're doing fantastic
Speaker 1: in Washington, DC. We're doing great in Saint Louis. In fact,
Speaker 1: Saint Lewis been been on a hot street for a
Speaker 1: couple of years. Um, we are doing great in San Antonio,
Speaker 1: one of our newer markets. How about where we're super
Speaker 1: brand new Portland, Oregon. Portland's Portland's great. It's one of
Speaker 1: the best launches, absolutely less less than a year old.
Speaker 1: So in radio terms, that's like an infant Yeah, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: we like that, And so shout out to all those
Speaker 1: guys for doing this show. Right. What about in the
Speaker 1: like the middle size markets, where are we doing well? Here?
Speaker 1: Here's what we should talk about. We should talk about
Speaker 1: one market, Austin, Texas. Okay, why driving us crazy? You're
Speaker 1: obviously the most popular show in town. The ratings would
Speaker 1: indicate not it's very frustrating, but that's just a rate, right,
Speaker 1: ratings go up and down, and yeah, sometimes before King
Speaker 1: dingling and then it's like Tampa, we cried, we're the
Speaker 1: bell of the ball in Tampa one month. In the
Speaker 1: next week it is like nobody's ever heard of. Yeah, Tampa,
Speaker 1: drave me crazy. It was a great year twenty twenty
Speaker 1: in Tampa. And then the last couple of months has
Speaker 1: been like, what the heck's going on? But Austin is
Speaker 1: is way stranger. We can't even figure it out. The
Speaker 1: rate things are so bizarre. Hey, we can't listen. We
Speaker 1: come in, we do this, and then when you decide
Speaker 1: we don't want us to do it anymore, we don't.
Speaker 1: We get fired just like that. That's the end. Hey,
Speaker 1: we've been on a good run though, right, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was fun. It was fun while lasted. Remember Rod was
Speaker 1: the very first ever, if you read my first book,
Speaker 1: he was the first ever executive in the history of
Speaker 1: executives to come and say, hey, I think you're like
Speaker 1: moderately pretty good, You're actually not bad. Yeah we should talk.
Speaker 1: That was no. Nine ten years ago. Yeah, maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe more than that. So anyway, I want glad you're here.
Speaker 1: While I was like, no, that's a good vibe. I
Speaker 1: think twenty yeah, I think it's been ten years. This
Speaker 1: is a big year. We should do something like take
Speaker 1: me to play golf or something me to play golf.
Speaker 1: We did have. I used to take him. Now he's
Speaker 1: supposed to take me. I think everybody agrees. But when
Speaker 1: did you take me? The only time we ever played beforehand?
Speaker 1: Was it like Gray Rock in Austin. I paid for that.
Speaker 1: Well you were you remember? Yeah? Yeah, Well it's because
Speaker 1: you remember that. You've never you've never taken me to
Speaker 1: play golf. That's not true. I've paid absolutely, and I
Speaker 1: know I've paid for Eddie launching right, well, of course
Speaker 1: paid for them. I don't think you've are you sure?
Speaker 1: I don't think you have lunch. I don't know that
Speaker 1: I've ever paid for you either. To be honest, hey,
Speaker 1: I told you we got to get the Trubadour. That's
Speaker 1: a free shout out, I guess, but we got to
Speaker 1: go play there. It's just here's the thing we need
Speaker 1: your It's far away. How far is that? It's not
Speaker 1: that far? Three minutes and it's extreme. It's extremely fancy, Darling.
Speaker 1: You know, no, no, no, it's fancy. But if you
Speaker 1: want to wear a T shirt you can. Oh that's fancy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's anti fancy. It's like true lucks. You'll have a
Speaker 1: good piece of fish and you can also wear a
Speaker 1: T shirt if you want to. All right, thank you,
Speaker 1: Rod Phillips, Yeah, thank you. I want to bring on.
Speaker 1: First of all, I want to play K nine. Remember
Speaker 1: the guy from Florida who's like, yeah, we've been on
Speaker 1: a few times. It's like trying to get a career
Speaker 1: going and like hip hop slash. Hey, Knin, let me
Speaker 1: ask you a question real quick. I know he's on
Speaker 1: right now. We'll getting picked up here on the online. Hey,
Speaker 1: Canine your music career, would you say it's more hip
Speaker 1: hop or a country or hip hop? How would you
Speaker 1: define your style? Bobby, I'm like bo Jackson Man. You
Speaker 1: put me on the baseball field, I'm gonna running. You
Speaker 1: put me on a football field, I'm gonna run somebody over.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it like that for you. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: glad you put it like that. I needed so. Knine
Speaker 1: has been on the show a few times. He's called in.
Speaker 1: He made us an intro, So I'm gonna play it
Speaker 1: for you, and then we're going to give our Hey
Speaker 1: that's great, or hey, this is what we can do better?
Speaker 1: An intro for what? I don't know. I haven't heard it.
Speaker 1: They just said there's an intro Canine, what's this intro
Speaker 1: for the intros for the show man? I hung up
Speaker 1: too early, but Scooba Steve messes me on Instagram and
Speaker 1: told me to make you an intro or a rat man.
Speaker 1: So you gave me the opportunity and I went with it. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's hear from K nine doing how long is it? Ray?
Speaker 1: Fifty seconds? It's like a whole song. All right, Let's
Speaker 1: hear what we got here? O Bobby O, Bobby Bobby
Speaker 1: Bobby Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby O, Bobby popping Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby,
Speaker 1: Bobby O, Bobby Popping, Bobby Trump, Bobby going hard black,
Speaker 1: chilling with my boy and Box and con Trump for
Speaker 1: the show when you know we're already season try Bobby Bobby,
Speaker 1: Bobby O Bobby Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby O,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bobby, Bobby, Oh, Bobby o Bobby the Bopping Bone
Speaker 1: Show show. Okay, okay, okay, paint out my heart for sure. Wow.
Speaker 1: So a Bobby is like a Mellie's Low White Amelia
Speaker 1: Millia right you gaus reference? Okay? Sure? Um wow how
Speaker 1: about that? Okay? I think, first of all, nice, great
Speaker 1: job we applied. That's a great job. We're definitely going
Speaker 1: to use. That is my only critique, wit Be, I
Speaker 1: can hardly hear your words because the level, sorry the
Speaker 1: Bobby level was so loud, and your vocals when you're
Speaker 1: saying something about all of us, I couldn't always hear
Speaker 1: what he was saying. So I think there's a ton
Speaker 1: of potential to use this Amy, What do you want
Speaker 1: to say? Yeah? I just I think that the clear
Speaker 1: like I couldn't understand what Morgan and Ray what they do,
Speaker 1: Like if there was something that you said now, I'm
Speaker 1: curious what is it you said about them? Too? It's
Speaker 1: and two sets like the hard Celtz is yes, okay, gotcha,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Sisson and Celts are same same line.
Speaker 1: That's yea. So I like it. I think that maybe
Speaker 1: could it I don't know, could the what do you
Speaker 1: call it? Like it the tempo be or could it
Speaker 1: go faster? No, you mean can it be shorter? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, but get to the other things fast are
Speaker 1: like not so many of Bobbies, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we'll shortened to a Bobby Bobby Bobby the intro eddie,
Speaker 1: but do in sison and sultzer and right and so
Speaker 1: and then it's yeah and then we can hear him
Speaker 1: though too. I think there's something here. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: Canin we like we like to cutter your jib. Let's
Speaker 1: get this punched up a little bit. Yeah, give your
Speaker 1: Instagram name out so people can follow you. It's Canine
Speaker 1: Underscore Florida. On Instagram, I got and uh my buddy
Speaker 1: that I made it with. Man. We actually made it
Speaker 1: in his bedroom. Everything's homemade, man, the b the chorus,
Speaker 1: the lyric, everything, Man, we made it in about an hour.
Speaker 1: Everything's in scratch. Nothing was taken. This is an original
Speaker 1: instrumental um so we made everything on it. Man. And
Speaker 1: his name is mister Icy And on Instagram it's three
Speaker 1: y e CE and uh yeah, man, I just you know,
Speaker 1: booked the studio session with him and we made it
Speaker 1: in a the hour. Man all right, listen, we like it.
Speaker 1: Let's let's hear those vocals and we'll do it again.
Speaker 1: We'll short it up a little bit, We'll get the
Speaker 1: vocals lifted. We'll do it again. Yeah, yes, sir, it'll
Speaker 1: be It'll be ready for you tonight. Man. Dang bedroom
Speaker 1: and I'm messing around. Do you live with doctor Rice? Mister?
Speaker 1: Oh no, sir. I actually was in the third grade
Speaker 1: with him, and he contacted me on Instagram instead. He
Speaker 1: loved my music, and you know, we haven't hung out
Speaker 1: or seeing each other in a while. And he charges
Speaker 1: eighty bucks a song. So I've been recording some music
Speaker 1: with him. And whenever you gave me that opportunity, man,
Speaker 1: which I really really appreciate, you know, I messaged them
Speaker 1: right away and told him, Yo, let me get in
Speaker 1: the studio. Man. And you know I'm from Vero Beach, Florida.
Speaker 1: We've had some big names come out of here. Obviously
Speaker 1: one of your buddies, Jake Owen. You know we went
Speaker 1: to the same high school. He's obviously older than me,
Speaker 1: but I delivered his groceries for his mom. Man, I
Speaker 1: know his parents. I went to high school A y
Speaker 1: and W Melly, a guy that killed his buddies and
Speaker 1: is looking at life in prison. So we've got some
Speaker 1: big names around here. Man, I got stories for days
Speaker 1: for you. Man. Well, okay, here's what we'll do. Tell
Speaker 1: your buddy, mister mister Icy to not charge you to
Speaker 1: go in again and fix this because we're we're giving
Speaker 1: him some some publicity shout out. Yeah, So that's number one.
Speaker 1: Number two is let's get it back to us. We'll
Speaker 1: get you back on soon. And then number three is
Speaker 1: have a stories, dice. You have stories for days? Have
Speaker 1: a story. We want to hear one of those stories
Speaker 1: that you have for days. Okay, yes, sir, all right
Speaker 1: there he is K nine, K nine Underscore Florida Great Caller.
Speaker 1: Why the K nine is that to represent like a
Speaker 1: like a dog? No, ma'am, that's actually another story for you.
Speaker 1: That's the one we want next time. That's the story
Speaker 1: we want. Okay, okay, K nine, yes, sir? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: see you a bud. Have a good day. Are you two?
Speaker 1: Rank A nine Underscore Florida and Florida guys with stories? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they all start with when I got COVID. I'm sure, Hey, um,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of the b team watches this
Speaker 1: or maybe they'll hear it. But I did take from
Speaker 1: that page. They were like, hey, too many games. And
Speaker 1: I did have that conversation with the mic, like I
Speaker 1: value what people say over there. Um, now you've heard
Speaker 1: us talk about it here. Let's let's see the real deal.
Speaker 1: Put a pole up there, let's see what's going on.
Speaker 1: I want to look at some data. That's all I want.
Speaker 1: I want, Dada, Are you good? Then we'll hold off
Speaker 1: on cutting games. We'll play them next week and then
Speaker 1: we'll decide. Okay, Um, let me do a couple of
Speaker 1: podcasts Mentions four Things with Amy Brown. This new episode
Speaker 1: up today, she has on Emily lay. Yes, do you
Speaker 1: know who she is? Heck no, I was really selling it. No,
Speaker 1: she's really awesome. Like she started like a lot of
Speaker 1: people I know have her planners called Simplified. It's a
Speaker 1: brand she started. She started selling on Etsy and now
Speaker 1: she's in Target and Walmart. And so she started it
Speaker 1: in her guest bedroom and then now she's grown it
Speaker 1: into a multimillion dollar company. And she was just started
Speaker 1: it because she was tired of corporate life and wanted
Speaker 1: to be home with her kids. But do what she
Speaker 1: was passionate about. It was a side hustle and now
Speaker 1: it's just grown. So she just put out a book
Speaker 1: talking about that to help encourage other women that might
Speaker 1: want to start a side hustle and grow it into something.
Speaker 1: So I have herun for all four things, and I
Speaker 1: loved my chat with her, like loved it. Also, I
Speaker 1: want to recommend a podcast for you to check out.
Speaker 1: You've may have not have checked it out yet. It's
Speaker 1: a slow grower, but it's so good. People that go
Speaker 1: to it stay with it. It is too much to
Speaker 1: say with Kaylee Shore. So her last episode and you
Speaker 1: kind of follow along her life, right, you're kind of
Speaker 1: investing in the story of somebody. It's called on the
Speaker 1: road again kind of. She talks about playing her first
Speaker 1: official post COVID travel show. She talks about what looks different,
Speaker 1: what looks the same, and how the touring industry is
Speaker 1: so crucial to a musician's career. This is basically the
Speaker 1: diary of a young country music artist who do things
Speaker 1: a little bit different. So I would suggest you give
Speaker 1: it a shot. Too much to say with Kaylee Shore,
Speaker 1: hope you guys listen to that. Okay. I have had
Speaker 1: two big bottles of water today. That's a lot. Already
Speaker 1: you feel better after all that. No, but here's what
Speaker 1: I think in my head. I think if there was
Speaker 1: a machine or a car and it was running dry
Speaker 1: without a lot of oil, and it would run not good. Right,
Speaker 1: you need water. So I'm just trying to oil myself
Speaker 1: basically oil. That's what I in my head. That's what
Speaker 1: I have to do after and I don't always do
Speaker 1: a good job. Hey, but here's some encouragement. You can
Speaker 1: get water through food, and I'm not chasing like watermelon.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to not eat as much food. Well, I
Speaker 1: was going to tell you it's like apples, cactus, watermelon cactus.
Speaker 1: That's that's what you cut open a cactus if you
Speaker 1: need water, right, because there's water in it. Okay. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, don't always put pressure on your slickers
Speaker 1: and Billy Crystal hanging out water man. But don't eat
Speaker 1: the needles though, because it'll hurt. Okay, I gotta I
Speaker 1: can't as much food and drink trying to get rid
Speaker 1: of this. You could eat an orange. What do you
Speaker 1: call this thing here? Muffin top? No comment about your body.
Speaker 1: I got a little pooch in the front. Yeah, I do, okay,
Speaker 1: I do. I'm trying to get rid of it. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you who looked good the other day, of course,
Speaker 1: Radiant Eddie. I did tell you why you're wearing golf
Speaker 1: clothes like you were in, Like golf clothes fit in
Speaker 1: the past. It's a little tight on the bottom of
Speaker 1: your belly coming out of the shirt. He looked great.
Speaker 1: Thanks man, black pants, yellow shirt. He's screaming, look at me,
Speaker 1: and you want to look at him. He's beautiful. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was screaming that, but thank you,
Speaker 1: you're a beautiful man. I saw a professional golfer the
Speaker 1: other day. I don't know what was on, but he
Speaker 1: was wearing joggers like they were the coolest golf pants
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, because golf pants are kind of sometimes,
Speaker 1: but he had like they were tight around the ankle.
Speaker 1: They weren't joggers, but they were golf pants that looked
Speaker 1: like joggers, and I thought I could get into that
Speaker 1: golf fashion. Yeah cool, all right, well whatever, I was
Speaker 1: just saying, like, if what are you are you getting into? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like a guy's wearing that I don't know I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna go play golf, right, No, no, what
Speaker 1: are you getting? If I was shopping for my husband
Speaker 1: for like a gift, or if anybody listening right now
Speaker 1: is like, oh, my husband loves golf and he likes joggers.
Speaker 1: I didn't know they made golf pant joggers. Interesting all,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was acceptable on the golf course. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for sharing that with us. Never mind, I
Speaker 1: just got from Kin. We going to the mall this evening.
Speaker 1: Why I need white? I need some white T shirts?
Speaker 1: He needs joggers for golf. You got a Target, dude? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can, but Target doesn't have that. I have a
Speaker 1: weird fit between a small and a medium. I'm like
Speaker 1: a large small or a small medium. What does a
Speaker 1: Dirks called a medium? Kind of? But that mostly means
Speaker 1: you wear a tight right, So what is your plan? Well,
Speaker 1: we have to find white T shirts that I can
Speaker 1: wear on American idol as the T shirt where it's
Speaker 1: something over it, and so we'll go to the mall
Speaker 1: because they have more more stores to check from. My
Speaker 1: body's just weird. First of all, I got a little pooch,
Speaker 1: don't Oh my god, Secondly, what was that my breathing?
Speaker 1: That a deep sigh? Because I anyway, you should get
Speaker 1: a medium and then have it altered to fit you.
Speaker 1: I have to go to American Idol Saturday. Well, no,
Speaker 1: no time for that, altering a T shirt paper for
Speaker 1: the altering. Then I'm on a T shirt. It's for
Speaker 1: American Idol. Don't they give you money for that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they give it to me in a stipe and
Speaker 1: up front, so then you already spent that on video game.
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