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Speaker 2: Episode three forty five. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What's
Speaker 2: going on? David Brody Scary? It's episode three four five,
Speaker 2: three four five. Pretty soon.
Speaker 3: We won't get to do this again until episode four
Speaker 3: five six. Yeah, I guess I unwilling we'll make it
Speaker 3: that long.
Speaker 2: I think we will. I think we will. In fact,
Speaker 2: on the Big Show today, Elvis asked me live on
Speaker 2: the air, Hey, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, how many episodes
Speaker 2: you guys have? And I said, we're dropping three forty
Speaker 2: five today and he was like, that's impressive, three hundred
Speaker 2: and forty five episodes.
Speaker 3: So well, that's a nice segue for something I was
Speaker 3: gonna mention later. Okay, So Skeary and I paid an
Speaker 3: editor to edit a couple of clips of our podcast, yeah,
Speaker 3: that we've posted on social media. Now, we don't have
Speaker 3: the capability of doing the entire episode at the moment,
Speaker 3: but we put up you know, ten second, twenty second
Speaker 3: clip whatever, it's like a minute and ten whatever it is.
Speaker 3: And I put up the videos on the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 3: TikTok page, which is the Brooklyn Boys on TikTok, and
Speaker 3: it's all over Facebook, right, We're putting up on Facebook,
Speaker 3: so if you you might see it in your feed
Speaker 3: or in the Brooklyn Boys fan page.
Speaker 2: It's that new fangled social media that all the kids
Speaker 2: are on. Yeah. Well, I put it on the Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys story, you know, Instagram story.
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, and I probably got like in the first
Speaker 3: couple hours, like seven hundred and fifty people saw it.
Speaker 3: And when you look to see who saw it, you
Speaker 3: can see all the people that follow you, of course,
Speaker 3: and who gave you a heart and who commented whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I noticed that it said at Elvis Durant saw
Speaker 3: the video, but he didn't hit the like button. So
Speaker 3: I'm I'm wondering if that sparked the conversation. In other words,
Speaker 3: how many episodes have you idiots done putting out that
Speaker 3: crap that you put out?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Like, he didn't, he didn't give it the heart emoji.
Speaker 3: He just kind of saw it.
Speaker 2: That was That was That was the Merse conversation, right
Speaker 2: with me wearing Immerse to the beach because I and
Speaker 2: Saquon Barkley from the Eagles where which.
Speaker 3: Has no problem with wearing immerse And he must have
Speaker 3: seen that and was like, oh, Brody's being a dick
Speaker 3: again and needn't hit the light button button?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, now way to say. I
Speaker 2: think he asked.
Speaker 3: I think he asked about how many episodes because he's like,
Speaker 3: oh god, how many episodes did I said, have you
Speaker 3: guys been doing?
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me let me say something here, all right.
Speaker 2: I post very often on my Instagram story, and I
Speaker 2: sometimes go back and take a look, see who's well
Speaker 2: one of my trying a kid. I always do it
Speaker 2: all the time. A few hours later, I want to
Speaker 2: see how it's performing, so I say, how many views
Speaker 2: did it get? Who clicked off of this? And is
Speaker 2: this good material? Because you always want to write, you know,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a basically going out into a comedy
Speaker 2: club and testing out new material, like you want to see.
Speaker 3: Weeks ago when I caught the fact that you you
Speaker 3: watched the first.
Speaker 2: Boat post I put up. But now the skift the second,
Speaker 2: the second one? Yeah, so I will say most people
Speaker 2: watch and don't give it a heart or a laugh
Speaker 2: or a thumbs up or a you.
Speaker 3: Know, yeah, but this is Elvis. Like, I know Elvis
Speaker 3: loves us, but I'm not sure he likes our podcast
Speaker 3: that much.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, that's not
Speaker 2: how stories work. Come on, Brody, I'm reading into it.
Speaker 2: You're reading it, okay, you are writing it into you.
Speaker 3: I feel like like Elvis didn't say to you, Hey, scary,
Speaker 3: I saw you guys.
Speaker 2: You guys did a video. That's great. You guys don't
Speaker 2: normally do video. It was really funny.
Speaker 3: How many episodes of that quality content and humor have
Speaker 3: you got has been doing? But I feel like he
Speaker 3: was saying, like to you, how did he say it's scary?
Speaker 3: A reenacted reenacted you walk in an.
Speaker 2: Ansense to you? How's how's the Brooklyn Boys going? Oh great, Elvis?
Speaker 2: How many episodes you guys up to now? Yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: got episode three forty five drops today? Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2: That's what he say? Did he? Okay? Did he say, oh,
Speaker 2: that's great, I saw the video you guys posted. He
Speaker 2: didn't make a reference to it. But wait a second.
Speaker 2: But in in in his defense and in most people's defense,
Speaker 2: you scroll through and you watch videos all day long.
Speaker 2: You can't stop and give.
Speaker 3: Any video we've ever done ever three forty five. This
Speaker 3: is the first video we posted.
Speaker 2: You can't you can't like expect somebody to put a
Speaker 2: ha ha or a like or a or a love
Speaker 2: the heart. But he didn't give a hah to you
Speaker 2: in person either. No, why should he because he'd be
Speaker 2: like to support the boys. Yeah we are well, you know, hey, scary,
Speaker 2: I saw your video. It was occasional, he'll throw in
Speaker 2: he'll throw in some you know, one of your parodies.
Speaker 2: Like today we play a little We played the hook
Speaker 2: of somebody Farted in here? Really, yeah, we did. We
Speaker 2: played that on the air today because I because there
Speaker 2: was an accusation being thrown around the room where uh
Speaker 2: Diamond who answers the phones and sits in a very
Speaker 2: small cubicle somebody hot boxer with a fart and we
Speaker 2: didn't know if it was Andrew or producer Trevor from
Speaker 2: Jim Kurr's Rock and Roll Morning Show, where he walked
Speaker 2: through and crop dusted them. So it became a big
Speaker 2: thing on the air, and you know, listen it happens.
Speaker 2: So but yeah, so we played so we played your
Speaker 2: played a little bit of somebody Farted in Here? Do
Speaker 2: you remember when we played that for the for the
Speaker 2: Black Eyed Peas. He played it for Fergie and we
Speaker 2: played it for We played it for them and they
Speaker 2: were like, oh they got you know, so I don't
Speaker 2: believe you guys got the rights to that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, people can. Well, I am said, you know,
Speaker 3: people can get sued for stuff like that. They did
Speaker 3: not enjoy it.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: In fact, Elas was all excited. He's like, you gotta
Speaker 3: hear this straight version of your song? When did you
Speaker 3: record this? Elvis played it like they did it, which
Speaker 3: was funny, and they and he was all like pumped.
Speaker 2: They would laugh and they got They got all serious.
Speaker 2: They're like, you don't have permission for that? You didn't
Speaker 2: I don't remember. Yes, people are protective of their material,
Speaker 2: but I gotta say, I think that was so long ago.
Speaker 2: I don't think people really care as much these days,
Speaker 2: because if I look look at Ai, look at what
Speaker 2: that's done, you think everyone's gonna go after every deep
Speaker 2: fake or every.
Speaker 3: Two Two artists got upset when they heard the parodies
Speaker 3: I had done. You remember the first one, the infamous
Speaker 3: Natalie and Brulia. She got said, when we played the
Speaker 3: played I did a parody called porn for her song torn,
Speaker 3: and Elvis was like, oh, we got this remix version
Speaker 3: you did and she said, that's not me.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that. That's terrible, that's not I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do that. She got real serious. Yeah, and then she
Speaker 2: had never had another hit, never had another hit again.
Speaker 2: She was a one hit wonder Well, I'm like a bird.
Speaker 2: Maybe was that yeah?
Speaker 4: She had?
Speaker 2: I'm like no, that was that was Nelly for Toade,
Speaker 2: Natalie for Nelly for Toado. That's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Natalie and Brilli never had another hit. Natalie, no hit,
Speaker 2: Nellie chevl hits. She also went on to hang out
Speaker 2: with Uh Timberland and Justin Timberlake in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 2: Remember there were two artists.
Speaker 3: I used to have the artists do parodies of their
Speaker 3: own songs about the Morning Show, like I had Alicia
Speaker 3: Keys do I Keep.
Speaker 2: On Falling in Love with the Zoo.
Speaker 3: Back when we were the z Morning Zoo. I had
Speaker 3: the Backstreet Boys do a Everybody Everybody. Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 3: like people.
Speaker 2: Two people said no, you're like DJ Khaled, you have everybody,
Speaker 2: you know, I got everybody working on every one. I had, uh,
Speaker 2: what was the other boy band. That wasn't one direction.
Speaker 3: What oh no, it was the wanted the wanted to
Speaker 3: do a song. Everybody what everybody did a song for me?
Speaker 3: You also too artists that said no boy boys like girls, no, no,
Speaker 3: not them.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Daniel Powder, you have had another hit, Vanessa Carlton never
Speaker 3: had another hit.
Speaker 2: So there. They didn't say no to David Brody when
Speaker 2: he asked you to do there's serious musicians. They don't
Speaker 2: need you, they don't Wantiel Powder. At the time, you
Speaker 2: had a bad day career. Never again the next time,
Speaker 2: Hey give us a like next time. So, speaking of
Speaker 2: Justin Timberlake, man, he just came out, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 2: what is the what are you talking about? Because I
Speaker 2: have a story that has to come before your story.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, why don't you quickly tell this story? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was all.
Speaker 3: Excited because last week, right after our last episode of
Speaker 3: the podcast, a story broke, people were posting video of
Speaker 3: Justin Timberlake not singing at his concerts. You know, like
Speaker 3: he would do crime and have de Wi good River
Speaker 3: and then sing. He would do like two words and
Speaker 3: then put the mic out and have the audience sing.
Speaker 3: Now that's something you do for an encore, right, like
Speaker 3: when Kiss does I want to rock and roll all night?
Speaker 2: You know, rock all night? They just do ah want
Speaker 2: to rock and roll and the audience goes Epartyeah every
Speaker 2: day that's like you know, but they sing the rest
Speaker 2: of the song. Sure, right, every band does it, everybody,
Speaker 2: how old modern, whatever. But he was doing like every
Speaker 2: song basically not singing and having the audience do all
Speaker 2: the work. So I was prepared to come in today
Speaker 2: and make that a big topic about justin Timberlake's ripping
Speaker 2: off his audience and whatever. And then Scary says, well,
Speaker 2: he just announced his he's sick. I go, what, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it just came out today that he says that he's
Speaker 2: been diagnosed with lime disease. He shared it, Uh not limes,
Speaker 2: you said, correct, lime disease, l y m E disease.
Speaker 2: And he says it's been a debilitating experience, both mentally
Speaker 2: and physically, and he doesn't he didn't want to share
Speaker 2: that info for sympathy, but to be more transparent about
Speaker 2: his struggles and so, and he wanted to see who
Speaker 2: else dealing with that same illness. Yeah. So, so maybe
Speaker 2: that has been the reason why he hasn't been full
Speaker 2: on singing, because listen, that's a guy who never took shortcuts.
Speaker 2: He was always and he's always been an amazing vocalist.
Speaker 2: But maybe right now he can't sing. Maybe he doesn't
Speaker 2: have the power behind him, the breadth, you know, all.
Speaker 3: Possible, And listen, I think justin Timberlake is incredibly, incredibly talented.
Speaker 3: But I want to play devil's advocate for a second.
Speaker 3: First of all, if you have lime disease, which is
Speaker 3: a terribly debilitating disease, maybe don't don't tour when people
Speaker 3: are paying full price for the tickets. People people sometimes
Speaker 3: spend like a lot of their extra money on a ticket,
Speaker 3: right they want the full performance.
Speaker 2: Second, and I'm not saying Timberlake is not being truthful.
Speaker 2: I hope he'll be. I hope he gets better.
Speaker 3: But you remember Ashley Simpson right for those of us
Speaker 3: are an audience who don't remember.
Speaker 2: She's Jessica Simpson's younger sister who sang and right right,
Speaker 2: for those of you who don't remember Jessica Simpson, she
Speaker 2: was married to Nick Lachey from ninety eight degrees. For
Speaker 2: those of you that don't remember ninety eight degrees, they
Speaker 2: were a boy band when in Sync and Backstreet Boys
Speaker 2: were big.
Speaker 3: They were the third band, and nickolaschet had Like He
Speaker 3: Was Like. He was a host of a bunch of
Speaker 3: reality music shows, and then Nick and Jessica had a
Speaker 3: reality show and for those of you who don't remember
Speaker 3: what a reality show is, I can tell anyway. So
Speaker 3: Ashley Simpson had a really big hit in two thousand
Speaker 3: and four, maybe somewhere around.
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, And.
Speaker 3: She went on Saturday Night Live to do two songs,
Speaker 3: as most artists do, and she sang Pieces of Me,
Speaker 3: or at least it appeared she sang Pieces of Me
Speaker 3: in the first song, and then later in the show
Speaker 3: she was supposed to come on and sing her second single,
Speaker 3: whatever it was.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3: Well, the drummer who later got blamed and thrown under
Speaker 3: the bus, he hit the thing on the stage that
Speaker 3: started the vocals for Pieces of Me, the first song.
Speaker 3: So Ashley Simpson started to lip sync to the second song,
Speaker 3: but the lyrics to the first song were playing because
Speaker 3: the drummer set up for the wrong lyrics, And then
Speaker 3: she got caught lip syncing on live television, and then
Speaker 3: she started like dancing a jig.
Speaker 2: She did a little hoe down and then she's like okay,
Speaker 2: and then she she bailed right, and then they cut
Speaker 2: to commercial start singing live.
Speaker 3: She she didn't know what to do, so they she
Speaker 3: did that was it? And I called our program director
Speaker 3: from Z one hundred at the time, and I said,
Speaker 3: did you see that? She goes yep. I said, her
Speaker 3: career is over, isn't it? And she said pretty much.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was the most unbelievable thing, right, And
Speaker 3: then they came out with every different story to explain
Speaker 3: why that happened. First, they said the drama they were
Speaker 3: supposed to play just backing vocals and he played lead vocals.
Speaker 3: Then they said, oh, you know, she wanted to be
Speaker 3: perfect and she was going to sing along to her
Speaker 3: own voice. They said, they came up with she had
Speaker 3: acid reflux.
Speaker 2: Now full transparency, yeah, hold on that the acid reflux
Speaker 2: came up and burned her throat right, and that she
Speaker 2: couldn't sing, but she didn't want to let down the
Speaker 2: Saturday night live audience, so she was gonna go and
Speaker 2: do her best. But she couldn't. She tried. She was
Speaker 2: sold the public relation machine at work trying to come
Speaker 2: up and concoct anything. And this was in a time
Speaker 2: when you can get away with all that because no
Speaker 2: one was fact checking anybody, and it was a time
Speaker 2: before social media was really big now and the acid
Speaker 2: reflux story was made up. Yeah, of course it was. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: that's a foregone conclusion. But I'll say this a full
Speaker 2: transparency and to these artists credit a lot of times.
Speaker 2: Most times they have a guide vocal. That vocal that's
Speaker 2: laid down is a guy as a guide. So if
Speaker 2: you come off of a note or you lose your tempo,
Speaker 2: it's there in the background to kind of pick you up.
Speaker 2: That's the purpose of having that, for whatever reason, you
Speaker 2: know whatever. So that being said, other people in history,
Speaker 2: you know who've kind of lost it. I guess, dare
Speaker 2: I say John bon Jovi? John bon Jovi when he
Speaker 2: does Living on a Prayer, he never goes there with
Speaker 2: those because that song was written in such a high
Speaker 2: I guess a high pitch or a high yeah in
Speaker 2: nineteen eight a high register when they were in their twenties, right,
Speaker 2: So he can't hit it now. He just sings, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're halfway there. He doesn't acoustically you.
Speaker 6: Know you are, or he has background half way there,
Speaker 6: and when he has to go whoa, because you have
Speaker 6: to go whoa, he does points the microphone at the
Speaker 6: audience or right, yeah, Now, I have a friend I've
Speaker 6: told this story.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna mention his name, but he gets hired
Speaker 3: to be off stage and hit those high notes for
Speaker 3: the famous singer on stage, so it looks like the
Speaker 3: singer is hitting the notes, but he's doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: So anyway, my point is, does Timberlake have lime disease
Speaker 3: or does he have acid reflux?
Speaker 2: Quote unquote No, He's like, is this a pr thing?
Speaker 2: Is it the backlash? I don't think scary? No, wait
Speaker 2: a minute, the backlash has been going on for over
Speaker 2: a week. Why would you wait a week? Why wouldn't
Speaker 2: you imiately, come on, go whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 4: Woa.
Speaker 3: I's want to let you know or tell the audience
Speaker 3: and go, hey, guys, listen, I'm fighting lime disease right now.
Speaker 3: Thanks for being with me, Thanks for supporting me.
Speaker 2: Because some people want some people want their privacy and
Speaker 2: it's a it's a last resort. Papa roach if.
Speaker 3: You know that, uh uh, thanks Olympus kit No, Papa Roach,
Speaker 3: Papa Roach, I'm be in, Papa Roach. I always confused
Speaker 3: to If you know that you are not being able
Speaker 3: to sing, you owe it to your audience to tell them, hey,
Speaker 3: listen and then and then and they'll forgive you.
Speaker 2: They'll appreciate the honesty. They'll be like, yeah, justin, we
Speaker 2: love you, will sing for you, no problem. Yeah, But
Speaker 2: to to not mention it, and then, what are you
Speaker 2: gonna say, I didn't know. I didn't get diagnosed. I
Speaker 2: just knew something was wrong. Then just tell the audience
Speaker 2: I'm under the weather. But I didn't want I didn't
Speaker 2: want to cancel on you guys, because I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's the right thing to do. I
Speaker 2: think it is. And I think in hindsight, he might have.
Speaker 2: He might have gone that route had he thought it over,
Speaker 2: but he didn't. He chose a different path. All Right,
Speaker 2: we've done we we we've droned on enough of crime.
Speaker 2: Prime Rever is not going the Boys podcast.
Speaker 7: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If if we have any people here that listen
Speaker 2: to this podcast that also listen to the Big Show
Speaker 2: on podcast format, The Big Show meaning Elvis de rand
Speaker 2: in the Morning Show, come on now we have new listeners. Well, anyway,
Speaker 2: you're the title is very misleading. The title of the
Speaker 2: podcast of the elvistand Morning Show Today is the day
Speaker 2: Scary got fired. This is a big, big catastrophe on
Speaker 2: the Morning Show today. You know it was you know,
Speaker 2: obviously would do it a bit. You know, it was
Speaker 2: kind of it was very funny. Actually, but you got
Speaker 2: fired in some other job and they're talking about no
Speaker 2: the fifteen Well, first of all, I don't know if
Speaker 2: people took it literally like Scary got fired, but I
Speaker 2: thought it's called the after party. No, this was on
Speaker 2: the This was on the big show, Elvis Durand Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 2: But we make a podcast version of the show, like
Speaker 2: a condensed version without the music and the commercials. So
Speaker 2: and the podcast version of today's show. That's the title
Speaker 2: because it took up a good fifteen twenty minutes of
Speaker 2: the show today. And basically, I'm going to give you
Speaker 2: the scenario. And you know, obviously they basically said that
Speaker 2: I was at fault for something. Now, okay, you probably were.
Speaker 2: I already take this side, but oh of course, Well
Speaker 2: I'll just give you the punchline. First. The phone tap
Speaker 2: practical joke phone call that we air in the morning
Speaker 2: that played on Monday and Today's Thursday played twice, played
Speaker 2: on Thursday, today today too. So yeah, so listeners came, yeah, great,
Speaker 2: So listeners caught that and they're like, what are you
Speaker 2: guys doing? We heard it somebody funny. It was yours
Speaker 2: that played twice and not somebody else. No, it's not mine.
Speaker 2: It was Danielle's. Okay, but the subject matter anyway, What
Speaker 2: we found out was that producer Sam mislabeled it. She
Speaker 2: mislabeled what I thought, well, I was pulling for today,
Speaker 2: which had to do with a Vegas Time Share, said
Speaker 2: it on the label Vegas time Share. But the audio
Speaker 2: that played that she loaded into that, that NP three
Speaker 2: was this duplicate audio from the phone prank we played
Speaker 2: on Monday. It was about it was about a dog,
Speaker 2: a woman's dog. Well, so basically you didn't preview it.
Speaker 2: The titles were right Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 2: because we have the schedule that we prinned down out
Speaker 2: of what we're going to air for the week, and
Speaker 2: the audio the audio was wrong. Today's audio was wrong.
Speaker 2: Now now it is Sam's job to load the audio
Speaker 2: in to double check her work, and you know, serve
Speaker 2: it up and it's my job to find it in
Speaker 2: the library, place it in the computer and let it
Speaker 2: and get it ready for air. And that's what you know,
Speaker 2: That's what I did. But somehow it came back to me.
Speaker 2: All the listeners were blaming me the whole morning show,
Speaker 2: and Elvis quote fired me on the air saying it
Speaker 2: was my fault that David Brody, Yes, sir, how is
Speaker 2: it my fault? I'd like to know how is this
Speaker 2: my fault? It's Sam has a job, and she did
Speaker 2: her job, but she erroneously loaded the cut in the
Speaker 2: wrong cut and one of the jobs that she has
Speaker 2: to do is to follow through and listen back to
Speaker 2: her work. Now, did by any chance did you pull
Speaker 2: a muscle throwing her under the bus?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: You too? At two? Brutus at two? That's not what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not taking his side, but you clearly are
Speaker 3: throwing her under the bus.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying she's not guilty. Now you by listening
Speaker 2: to the Morning show today, Hold on.
Speaker 3: When I worked on the Morning Show and I presented
Speaker 3: audio to Elvis and I said, oh, you know, the
Speaker 3: Interurns loaded on top of the charts. If there was
Speaker 3: a mistake, it was my fault for not checking the audio.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: As executive producers, you are ultimately responsible what goes out
Speaker 3: on the radio. That you are the audio executive producer,
Speaker 3: meaning all of the sound that goes out is under
Speaker 3: your sam technically sort of reports to you.
Speaker 2: You give her assignment. She acknowledged that on the air today. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you're my supervisor. It's your fault. I'm like, what, well,
Speaker 2: wait a second, it's it's her fault for making the
Speaker 2: mistake and not checking it. Yeah, But ultimately, you, Scary
Speaker 2: Jones and Elvis's eyes are responsible for best of audio
Speaker 2: and phone tap audio and segment audio. Like when he says,
Speaker 2: oh I need an Italian bed, if you give him
Speaker 2: an Italian bed, but it's Irish music, right, that's your
Speaker 2: fault because you didn't check it. Now, if it's something
Speaker 2: that you need to spur the moment, like Scary, give
Speaker 2: it the audio and you load it, that's not your fault.
Speaker 3: But if it's something like the phone tap that should
Speaker 3: get loaded at least a day in advance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you didn't preview it. I give you. I
Speaker 2: give you at least twenty five percent of the blame
Speaker 2: there twenty five I was assuming ninety five percent of
Speaker 2: the blame on the radio today. I took all the
Speaker 2: I took all the heat. Oh that's pretty much. Well,
Speaker 2: he likes Sam more than you, so that's sure. Well.
Speaker 2: I compareared it to. I compared it to if I
Speaker 2: was to and it might have been a week. Example.
Speaker 2: But if I if I go and I was, and
Speaker 2: I go out and buy ice cream, chocolate ice cream
Speaker 2: and the label says chocolate, and I open it up
Speaker 2: and it's vanilla ice cream in there. It's not my
Speaker 2: fault that it's vanilla. Let me tell you what the
Speaker 2: problem is that your analogy if if you but somebody,
Speaker 2: the person who voted that ice cream, it's their fault.
Speaker 2: It's the mister, you know, it's it's the company's fault.
Speaker 3: If you bought ice cream, Okay, right, let's say, uh,
Speaker 3: vanilla ice cream, right, but your blind grandmother who is
Speaker 3: allergic to chocolate, and you handed the ice cream without
Speaker 3: checking to make sure that it's chocolate, even though it
Speaker 3: says vanilla on the label. You hand your blind grandmother
Speaker 3: ice cream and you're like, by grandma, I love you,
Speaker 3: enjoy your ice cream, and you leave and it's chocolate
Speaker 3: and she opens it and eats it and dies. I
Speaker 3: would give you, I would give you blame for that,
Speaker 3: but not double checking.
Speaker 2: And what is this double checking? If I order food
Speaker 2: from McDonald's, they don't taste it for me? First?
Speaker 3: Man from McDonald's, sham's title producer producer right, right?
Speaker 2: And what's your title on the show? Executive producer? Right?
Speaker 3: So you need to executive that ship and make sure
Speaker 3: it goes out on the air that you checked it first.
Speaker 3: Now I'm giving you forty percent gratitude.
Speaker 2: Does McDonald's taste my food before they give it to me? No?
Speaker 2: So then why no they don't?
Speaker 3: Then why shouldn't the kid cooking the If the guy
Speaker 3: cooking the burgers is consistently cooking them raw, does the
Speaker 3: manager get in trouble?
Speaker 2: Is it his fault? Yes? Or her fault? Yes?
Speaker 3: The manager is ultimately responsible for the people that work there.
Speaker 3: You are an executive producer?
Speaker 2: Well now, well, now this just shows that I can't
Speaker 2: trust anyone. I can't just trust because we as Elvis
Speaker 2: can't trust you as the executive to do so because
Speaker 2: you did in Jack I've perfected. We've perfected this assembly
Speaker 2: line and the system that we have in place. There
Speaker 2: are no errors. There's been an error. That's your question.
Speaker 3: If if Andrew is in charge of writing the guest BYO,
Speaker 3: and he hands it to Nate, and Nate hands it
Speaker 3: to Elvis without looking at it, and there's something factually incorrect,
Speaker 3: And when Elvis interviews the guest, he says, oh, I
Speaker 3: see you're born in Saint Louis. And the guest says, no,
Speaker 3: I was born in Alaska. And Elvis looks stupid.
Speaker 2: He's gonna get mad at whom Nate, because that's how
Speaker 2: it works. Shit rolls down hill. It sounds like it's
Speaker 2: rolling up hill. It sounds like it rolls uphill.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, it started with you to shit hit you.
Speaker 3: Now you want to yell at Sam, that's your business.
Speaker 3: But Elvis is gonna yell at you, just like Elvis
Speaker 3: is gonna yell at Nate but not checking the bio. Elvis, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't mean. I just it just sucks
Speaker 3: because now I'm listen. I'm not trying to I'm trying.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to weasel my way out of this.
Speaker 2: I just I didn't see that I had I had
Speaker 2: fault in this, but I I you know.
Speaker 3: I can answer your question. When Garrett loads audio. Garrett's
Speaker 3: an audio producer as well. Yes, when Garrett loads audio
Speaker 3: into the system before you guys do sound on the
Speaker 3: air with Garrett, don't you preview the audio?
Speaker 2: No, we don't. That's when I was there. You did.
Speaker 2: You should come in. I should just make sure that
Speaker 2: I should make sure that there's audio there.
Speaker 3: You should make sure that it's the correct audio. I mean,
Speaker 3: if you want the billion dollar morning show to be successful. Yes,
Speaker 3: now I think forty five percent blanks. I don't like
Speaker 3: your attitude that's going on. Oh really yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow? How how quickly you you cave? I can't believe
Speaker 2: you're taking so can I can take any side I want?
Speaker 2: You're my boy. You're supposed to be taking my side
Speaker 2: the boys. I also know scary when you when when
Speaker 2: my interns loaded audio and mono instead of stereo and
Speaker 2: you would play it, you go brody in turns and
Speaker 2: you yell at me. Then ship for it's not a prod.
Speaker 2: You let this get by you. I did. It's all right,
Speaker 2: you're so right? Yeah, yeah, okay, it's come back around.
Speaker 2: I did, Yeah, you did yeah.
Speaker 9: With Scary and Brodie.
Speaker 2: Wow. Can we can we talk about something positive and
Speaker 2: uplifting because my, my, my spirits are in the dumps
Speaker 2: right now. Well I'm going to talk to you that
Speaker 2: that is.
Speaker 3: Positive involves spirits, but not necessarily uplifting spirits like liquor
Speaker 3: spirits and the.
Speaker 2: Mater real world. No, not spirits like that.
Speaker 3: I had a family friend, a friend of my father's,
Speaker 3: so he has been a family friend for many, many
Speaker 3: many years, passed away this past weekend. Condulces or not
Speaker 3: in order, It's fine. He was ill for a long time.
Speaker 2: Great guy. But the funeral was Sunday, and he was
Speaker 2: he is. It was when he was alive, a veteran
Speaker 2: of the army, and when the funeral was taking place
Speaker 2: at the at the gravesite, there were two soldiers there
Speaker 2: in uniform, in their dress uniforms.
Speaker 3: And to honor him because that's a service that's provided
Speaker 3: for veterans, and one gentleman had an Air Force uniform
Speaker 3: on dressed blues beautiful played taps, which is unbelievable. Taps
Speaker 3: live is unbelievable. And another gentleman soldier was wearing dress
Speaker 3: Army uniform from the Korean War era. He got he
Speaker 3: he was given as part of this organization that does
Speaker 3: this for veterans. So he was dressed in a typical
Speaker 3: nineteen fifties army uniform. Right now, I did not serve.
Speaker 3: My father served.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 3: But there's something about the military. And that's just the
Speaker 3: way they walked, the way they they looked forward and marched.
Speaker 3: There was a His casket was draped with an American flag.
Speaker 3: And I don't know how long these two men knew
Speaker 3: each other, if they if they if they never met before,
Speaker 3: and they were just assigned to this funeral. But it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter, because when you're in the military, you all
Speaker 3: get the training. They approached the casket in a machine
Speaker 3: like synchronicity, grabbed each end of the flag, took the
Speaker 3: flag off based each other, and folded the flag into
Speaker 3: a triangle and then tucked one end into the other end,
Speaker 3: and they turn and rotate and they present it to
Speaker 3: the to the his wife, and it's it's just I
Speaker 3: can't put it into words. I'm trying. I don't want
Speaker 3: to use the word spectacular. Maybe just one inspiring, but
Speaker 3: you know, it was worthy of the service that my
Speaker 3: friend you know, gave to this country. But the way
Speaker 3: they carry themselves, the way they the way they go
Speaker 3: through a ceremony, the way they move and look, and
Speaker 3: that professionalism is just beyond anything to idiots like us
Speaker 3: could ever do. I mean, you and I could never
Speaker 3: do that. You and I couldn't be in the military.
Speaker 3: That we don't have the charter, we don't have the series.
Speaker 2: Discipline, we don't And I know I'm visualizing it because
Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen this before, and how they they're
Speaker 2: so sharp in there and and so I mean the
Speaker 2: they precise in there and in the way that they move,
Speaker 2: and they move with conviction, and it's just very Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know exactly what you mean. And then the way
Speaker 2: they fold the flag. I've seen that ceremony before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it was.
Speaker 3: Done for my father as well. It's just you know,
Speaker 3: it was it was listen. It was not a happy moment,
Speaker 3: it was said. But I just couldn't help. But just
Speaker 3: like I get moved by these people. So those to
Speaker 3: the to the people that have given their time and
Speaker 3: lives to the service and have that kind of dedication
Speaker 3: and that kind of Gump show and U and seriousness
Speaker 3: in life. Oh, absolutely, because you know that's that's all.
Speaker 3: I just want to just mention that again. I don't
Speaker 3: I don't any condolences. You don't have to message me.
Speaker 3: It's it is what it is. You know, he was
Speaker 3: not well for a long time, lived very long, happy life,
Speaker 3: but he served his country and he was honored for it.
Speaker 2: And that's really what I wanted to say. Just, you know,
Speaker 2: thank you military in general. That's so sweet. That really
Speaker 2: is nice. That was a nice touch.
Speaker 3: Now do you want to hear about the T shirt
Speaker 3: I wore and the stupid comments?
Speaker 2: Well, I want to. I want to hear some of
Speaker 2: that sound that we have. I know we have some sound.
Speaker 2: We have sound lingering, I have sound from a Yes,
Speaker 2: it's been a while. Yeah, you're gonna play all right,
Speaker 2: it's been a while. You missed it anyway, I didn't,
Speaker 2: I got it. I don't know what I've played here that, yes,
Speaker 2: I did. Okay, wait when we last left off, it's
Speaker 2: been a few episodes since we played any sound here.
Speaker 3: Here is a DJ from a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: I guess she's not really a sports fan and definitely
Speaker 3: not a hockey fan, but she was talking about the
Speaker 3: hockey playoffs and try a filled time because the hockey
Speaker 3: playoffs were on Sirius XM and so she was probably
Speaker 3: obligated to talk about it. So I just I found
Speaker 3: this to be incredibly uncomfortable.
Speaker 10: So tonight is big for hockey. Game four, the Stanley
Speaker 10: Cup Finals. Tonight Edmund has taken on Florida Edmonton, hoping
Speaker 10: to take the win to tie up the series and
Speaker 10: make it make it a new series.
Speaker 9: Right, if they tie it up, it'll.
Speaker 10: It'll be like they're all matched up in the last
Speaker 10: three games.
Speaker 9: The decision makers don't see what happens. Well, I guess
Speaker 9: it could.
Speaker 10: Possibly only be two games if one of the team's
Speaker 10: won two.
Speaker 9: Anyway, let's get through tonight.
Speaker 2: Wow, word salad, What the hell? Well, first of all,
Speaker 2: she lost me at it becomes a new match. Now,
Speaker 2: I understand when you tie things up, it's even it's
Speaker 2: not it up, and people say it's a new game,
Speaker 2: but it's really not right. That's where she and then
Speaker 2: then she went just completely off a cliff after that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, over cliff, here's a radio station on satellite radio.
Speaker 3: Have you We've talked about them being called the Aths,
Speaker 3: but have you ever heard the decades referred to like this, We're.
Speaker 10: Not stuck in the two thousands.
Speaker 9: We're here by choice.
Speaker 10: The alternative sound of the zeros and tens.
Speaker 3: The zero's intents, the zeros. Have you ever heard of
Speaker 3: the decade called the zeros?
Speaker 2: Never? Never, never? And I barely have heard the tens,
Speaker 2: even though because there's only one zero that makes the
Speaker 2: zero thousands the zeros, oh one is not a zero
Speaker 2: year zero one, the zeros, the zeros with a zero one,
Speaker 2: zero two, zero three, zero four, But they weren't called
Speaker 2: the zeros. Well, if you're yeah, but if you if you,
Speaker 2: if you're doing it in two digits, then you need
Speaker 2: then you could say the zeros. Yeah, But I don't
Speaker 2: know about that, the zeros. She gets to pass on
Speaker 2: that one, all right.
Speaker 3: I think this was Keith and Endez talking about difficult
Speaker 3: jobs you do working with your hands.
Speaker 2: Yep, it didn't didn't come out right.
Speaker 8: I think, particularly when it comes to our vegetable growers.
Speaker 3: Oh no, this is the new newscaster talking about farmers
Speaker 3: who work with their hands.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 8: I think, particularly when it comes to our vegetable growers,
Speaker 8: they absolutely have to have those workers. Those are hard,
Speaker 8: hard hand jobs.
Speaker 3: It's hard hand jobs. It's a hard hand job, hard
Speaker 3: hand jobs. Billy Bob Thornton does a commercial for t Mobile.
Speaker 3: He says, he says something and then follows it up
Speaker 3: with a non sequitor. It doesn't make sense. I don't
Speaker 3: think I'll explain why I have to hear it.
Speaker 4: Mobiles Network has the most advanced five G, with more
Speaker 4: towers and their signal racist further than ever, so you
Speaker 4: could say you won't believe where I am seriously or
Speaker 4: am I?
Speaker 2: He says, you won't believe where I am? Seriously? Where
Speaker 2: am I? In order to say you won't believe where
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 3: Don't you have to know where You have to know
Speaker 3: where you are, right, So you can't follow it up
Speaker 3: with seriously, where am I?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's tongue in cheek. He's joking. No, it's it's incorrect.
Speaker 2: Say play that again, Play that one again? All right,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 4: Mobiles Network has the most advanced five G, with more talers,
Speaker 4: and their signal rach is further than ever, so you
Speaker 4: could say you won't believe where I am seriously or
Speaker 4: am I?
Speaker 2: No, But he's talking to the third person of the
Speaker 2: first part of that. He's saying you could say you
Speaker 2: won't believe where I am? Meaning you? Yeah, is that
Speaker 2: what you're going with? All right? Yes, this sounded weird
Speaker 2: that just I think. And then it's okay then for
Speaker 2: him to say where am I? Because okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: Here's a DJ lying to the audience. Scary, tell me
Speaker 3: what they're lying about?
Speaker 2: And unfortunately I've gotta leave you guys, And I'm just
Speaker 2: as sad as you are. Trust me, I'm mad about it.
Speaker 2: But they're telling me I gotta leave. So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: hit it the right way right now, me and you
Speaker 2: right now, we're gonna end this the right way with hardy. Okay.
Speaker 2: First of all, he's not said he's so happy to
Speaker 2: be ending his shift. Second, correct, the second of all,
Speaker 2: they told him, Yeah, they told him, telling me I
Speaker 2: have to get out of here, nother nother not they're
Speaker 2: not intact. If it was up to them, you'd work
Speaker 2: twenty four hours a day and for no pay. So fine,
Speaker 2: And he probably recorded this like three days earlier, and
Speaker 2: he's home. That's another thing. Yeah, that's the voice tracked.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's the third point he was And I'm
Speaker 2: upset about it. You're fuck out here, Uh, this, I
Speaker 2: don't know what I wrote here, says sneak peak. Let
Speaker 2: me see if I can remember what it was. Where's
Speaker 2: keep it?
Speaker 10: But your celebration already is oh yeah yeah social media.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. So uh local sports station.
Speaker 3: Uh, female sportscaster is interviewing a football player on the
Speaker 3: New York Giants, and he's been talking about how when
Speaker 3: he gets an interception or scores a touchdown, he's a
Speaker 3: defensive player, he's got a big celebration. He's going to
Speaker 3: unveil a new celebration for this year. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: So she keeps.
Speaker 3: Asking him to see it, and he keeps saying, you'll
Speaker 3: see it when it happens, and she doesn't seem to
Speaker 3: take no for an answer.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 9: I mean an NFL sack yet, But your celebration already
Speaker 9: is blowing up on social media.
Speaker 1: Can we get a sneak peek of what fans will
Speaker 1: hopefully see a lot.
Speaker 11: Of the season during the season Week one, no, whatever
Speaker 11: plays o Magad makes far, you know, get the fans celebrations.
Speaker 11: I like to have fun out there, So I'm out
Speaker 11: there playing football. I'm in my own world. I's like
Speaker 11: to have fun. What is the celebration it' see week one?
Speaker 3: Than he keeps saying, you'll see it week one, Well,
Speaker 3: what is it? You'll see it week one? Yes, sneak peak.
Speaker 2: In other words, I'm not doing it for you right here, bitch,
Speaker 2: right stop asking me. And she's asking the question. I
Speaker 2: understand she has to ask, but I understand his point
Speaker 2: that he doesn't want to be bothered. It's like he's
Speaker 2: not in that frame of mind. He didn't just score
Speaker 2: a touchdown, so all of a sudden, he's just gonna
Speaker 2: dance from me, clown. I'm gonna give you is I'll
Speaker 2: do it. It's a game when when the emotion is there
Speaker 2: a circus, I can unveil it in a in a
Speaker 2: in a in a practice session. Yeah that's that's wrong.
Speaker 2: But but the worst she didn't take no for the answer,
Speaker 2: though she should have. She should have just quit while
Speaker 2: she was ahead. Sneak peak, No, sneak peak. No, this
Speaker 2: is a minor thing.
Speaker 3: But this woman works in sports and she's talking about
Speaker 3: a sports publication called The Athletic.
Speaker 9: Her first base Enrique men So that deal looks to
Speaker 9: be complete.
Speaker 10: As first reporter by Hen Rosenthal of the athletics and
Speaker 10: Dan Hayes also of the athletics.
Speaker 7: It signals to do she.
Speaker 3: Said athletics twice. She added, an ass to a famous publication,
Speaker 3: The Athletic Okay, all right, I got two more things.
Speaker 3: This What is this person saying? I'll tell you what
Speaker 3: he said. But what are they What do you think
Speaker 3: they're saying?
Speaker 9: Actually there was some questions. Did this person or cologne
Speaker 9: with the others?
Speaker 2: Did this person do what where cologne?
Speaker 9: There was some questions did this person work cologne with
Speaker 9: their others?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh, this person work alone? Yeah, I thought, he said.
Speaker 2: Did this person wear coloone?
Speaker 3: We're Colone talking about the New York shooter, the guy
Speaker 3: who shot up the office.
Speaker 2: This person, why would you care if you walk cologne?
Speaker 9: Actually there was some questions. Did this person work cologne
Speaker 9: with anywhere?
Speaker 2: Cologne? Cologne Colone? He made, yeah, he yeah, jumbled his
Speaker 2: words together.
Speaker 3: Now this one I have to cut off in case
Speaker 3: anything comes through here. But I called my health benefits company.
Speaker 3: And usually when you call your health benefits company, you
Speaker 3: get thank you for calling, press one for this, press
Speaker 3: two for that. Well, here's exactly what I heard when
Speaker 3: I called, and I started recording after a couple of seconds.
Speaker 3: But this is what I heard, and I'm gonna lower
Speaker 3: it when I start mentioning names, and okay we go
Speaker 3: here we go, all right, Missouri?
Speaker 4: Yeah, six five six.
Speaker 7: His phone number still four one seven, okay, five four
Speaker 7: five A two email is still Kevin at a fun right,
Speaker 7: thank you? Is there any other prescription your husband is
Speaker 7: taking that he's not getting through the mail order that
Speaker 7: he'd like to have mil order delivered? Okay, your decision
Speaker 7: has no impact on his pot.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I called my benefits company and it went right
Speaker 3: to this phone call, and I was listening in to
Speaker 3: a phone call. The woman confirmed her social Security number, medications.
Speaker 2: You were patching on this. You were patched in listening
Speaker 2: to this. Yeah. Yeah, I just called the company and like,
Speaker 2: and I'm listen.
Speaker 7: Hey, hold on ship, I'm seeing where he has.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3: I can't go any further. Wow, She says, all of
Speaker 3: his personal information and the drugs he's on. She the
Speaker 3: woman's calling about her husband.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if slices as it have happened
Speaker 3: to you where you called and you got patched in
Speaker 3: it like another call did you did you announce yourself? No,
Speaker 3: I said hello, but they couldn't hear me. I could
Speaker 3: hear them, so eventually I hung up. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: can't do this is wrong. Oh man, all right, technology baby, Oh,
Speaker 3: I got one less piece of sound and then we'll
Speaker 3: take a break. You know how they give you the
Speaker 3: side effects of drugs always, you know. Side effects may
Speaker 3: include diarrhea, upset stomach. This is a commercial for Jardians
Speaker 3: and it's bad. Yeah, but there's some things in here
Speaker 3: that are so bad I've never heard them before. Yeah,
Speaker 3: take a listen and see if you can figure out
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 9: Pretty its can lower the risk of cardiovascular deaths.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 5: Serious side effects include increased key tones and blood or urine,
Speaker 5: which can be fatal. Stop Guardians and call your.
Speaker 9: Doctor right away.
Speaker 5: If you have nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, tiredness, trouble breathing,
Speaker 5: or increased key tones. Gardians may cause dehydration that can
Speaker 5: suddenly worsen kidney function and make you feel dizzy, light headed,
Speaker 5: or weak upon standing.
Speaker 4: Wait.
Speaker 5: Generally use infections and minimal urinary tract infections. Low blood
Speaker 5: sugar or a rare life threading. Bacterial infection between it
Speaker 5: around the anus and genitals can occur on your doctor.
Speaker 2: Rid on a rare bacterial infection around the anus and genitals.
Speaker 2: But that's not the bad part.
Speaker 5: Here we go the fever or feel weak or tired,
Speaker 5: and pain, tenderness, swelling or redness in the genital area.
Speaker 2: Okay, pain and redness in the general area. Nope, that's
Speaker 2: not it. Oh, use the allergic to jargeus.
Speaker 10: Stop use.
Speaker 5: If you have a serious allergic reaction, call your doctor.
Speaker 5: If you have rash, swelling, difficulty breathing or swallowing, you
Speaker 5: may have increased risk for lower limb loss.
Speaker 4: Call your doctor right away.
Speaker 2: If you have you may have lost risk of limb loss.
Speaker 2: What Why would I even resk risk that? Why am
Speaker 2: I even taking jargons? You know, listen, it's probably like
Speaker 2: one in a million, but they have to give you
Speaker 2: that warning. No, thank you. In addition to rashes and
Speaker 2: burning in your anus and genital area, your legs may
Speaker 2: fall off terrible. Well, let's go back again. So I
Speaker 2: hate it. Let's hear it.
Speaker 5: All in the may cause dehigration that can suddenly worsen
Speaker 5: kidney function and make you feel dizzy.
Speaker 2: Lightheaded or weaker, dizzey and light headed.
Speaker 5: General use infections in men and women, Urinary tract infections,
Speaker 5: low blood sugar or a rare life rereading bacterial infection
Speaker 5: between it around the anus and genitals can occur. Oh,
Speaker 5: call your doctor right away. If you have fever or
Speaker 5: feel weak or tired, and pain, tenderness, swelling, your redness
Speaker 5: in the genital layer. Okay, using allergic to Jersey, stop
Speaker 5: you you have a serious allergic reaction.
Speaker 4: On your doctor.
Speaker 5: If you have rash, swelling difficult or you may have
Speaker 5: risk for lower limb.
Speaker 2: Laws, increased risk of limb loss, lower lower limb loss,
Speaker 2: so you become a leper. I mean, yeah, it happened
Speaker 2: to someone. I mean it must have in order for
Speaker 2: them to include that in there. Uh yeah, I'm staying
Speaker 2: away from that. You wonder why I hate medication, By
Speaker 2: the way, this is it's reasons like this. But you
Speaker 2: take so many things. I don't take drugs, take you
Speaker 2: take your mushroom pills, and you're take natural things. No
Speaker 2: natural stuff. I'm on the next one is gonna be
Speaker 2: ganda wait till you get to that. But anyway, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: really things like like like supplements. You go there on
Speaker 2: the next vacation, probably this time. These are items and
Speaker 2: the you know, the compounds that are that are occurring
Speaker 2: regularly in nature. I'm okay with that. You've never seen
Speaker 2: an audience plant. No, all right, it's the podcast. Ah
Speaker 2: my god? So what are what are your plans for
Speaker 2: this weekend?
Speaker 4: Brody?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: You know what I've got pick a ball this weekend. No,
Speaker 2: you don't say you're playing pickleball? Yeah, I pick a ball. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I may go see Naked Gun, the the newest naked
Speaker 2: gun movie in the franchise. That's on my list, very
Speaker 2: high on my list.
Speaker 3: I am a big, big fan of that genre of comedy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that's on my list to do this weekend. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you, what do you have this weekend? You plant
Speaker 3: besides the rooftop lunches and dinners and to be hanging
Speaker 3: out And I'm going down the to the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be hanging out with my girlfriend Robin
Speaker 2: and also our friend Iez from Channel five The Good
Speaker 2: Day New York. It's her birthday, so she'll be then
Speaker 2: down there with Mike Woods. Mike Woods is the weather guy.
Speaker 2: She does the trafic woods very much. Yeah. Yeah, these
Speaker 2: are our local newscasters. If you're not in the New
Speaker 2: York City area, let me.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question because I wanted to
Speaker 3: ask you this last week. Yeah, your girlfriend Robin's going yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now I know that you guys are happy with this
Speaker 3: level of relationship. Yeah, I might not looking to change anything.
Speaker 3: Everything's good, everything solid. It is how you'd like it
Speaker 3: to be sure?
Speaker 2: At what point will you be too old to refer
Speaker 2: to her as your girlfriend? Robin?
Speaker 3: When you're seventy eight years old, you were indenture like,
Speaker 3: this is my girlfriend, Robin.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We've been together fifty something years.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I never thought. I never gave it much thought, like
Speaker 2: is she gonna be a life partner? This is my partner?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Why do you have to put a label on things?
Speaker 3: My problem in the place, But you have a label
Speaker 3: you call your girlfriend Robin. Everybody knows who Robin is.
Speaker 3: If you just say I'm going down with Robin, people
Speaker 3: would like, oh, it's his girlfriend. But you always refard
Speaker 3: us by girffad rubb, I go rubbing. So I'm wondering
Speaker 3: twenty five years from now, thirty years from now, God
Speaker 3: willing just still be together and healthy and alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you gonna be like, Hey, I'm bringing my
Speaker 2: girlfriend and I going to play bingo. The reason I
Speaker 2: ask is at the funeral, why do you Why are
Speaker 2: we skipping ahead forty fifty years your funeral? Now you're
Speaker 2: a funeral. I'm hoping forty fo years at the funeral.
Speaker 3: One of my mom's friends, who she knew since grammar school,
Speaker 3: was there again. These are family friends for a long time.
Speaker 3: She is, I want to say, mid to late eighties.
Speaker 3: Looks great, great health.
Speaker 2: God bless her. Her sister. Her oldest sister is ninety
Speaker 2: eight years old, and she's still sister. God blessed well.
Speaker 2: I said, she is ninety eight years old. That's great.
Speaker 3: Her oldest sister is ninety years old and is in
Speaker 3: a retirement home, an old age home. She can't take
Speaker 3: care of herself now, but she's sharp as attack, and
Speaker 3: she's still funny and talkative and great. God bless her.
Speaker 3: Women live longer usually, God bless them. So she's telling
Speaker 3: me this story about the last time she went to
Speaker 3: visit her a couple of weeks ago. She has a
Speaker 3: new boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh, how nice.
Speaker 3: He's eighty two, a younger man. So I said, Oh,
Speaker 3: your sister's a cougar. Said, yep, but at eighty two
Speaker 3: he can still do what he's got to do. And
Speaker 3: so she's getting some at eight ninety eight from an
Speaker 3: eighty two year old.
Speaker 2: No, she's not. Yep, No, she told me she's My
Speaker 2: sister has a very active set. And how old is
Speaker 2: is this the again? Ninety ninety eight, ninety eight, ninety eight,
Speaker 2: ninety seven and a half, gonna be ninety eight soon,
Speaker 2: I think, is what she said. I'm just rounding it
Speaker 2: up to ninety eight. Do they eighty nine with each other?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hold one of.
Speaker 2: Them, remember sixty ninety eight for the positions? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: so slices. Do you have someone in your family around
Speaker 2: that age who's still getting it on, still doing it,
Speaker 2: on doing it at ninety eight?
Speaker 3: So she met him, She said, she met this guy
Speaker 3: like maybe a month ago, and they're already steady. They're
Speaker 3: going steady because you.
Speaker 2: Know, you can't you can't wait, I would say, they're
Speaker 2: unsteady at this age. Well to walk, yes, but you
Speaker 2: can't like you can't like you go like, oh, let's
Speaker 2: date for a while and see where it goes. They
Speaker 2: got to see where it goes right away. She's ninety eight.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she ain't hold it out. This is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't be like, Oh, let's see how this goes,
Speaker 2: and maybe in a few months a woman like me,
Speaker 2: I don't sleep around. No, you've gotta do what you
Speaker 2: gotta do it. Ninety eight, first date, go for it,
Speaker 2: actually looking date. Yeah, oh you know that. No, of course,
Speaker 2: it's like love at first sight at that point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's apple sauce night in the cafeteria. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't. I'm like.
Speaker 3: I got questions at ninety years after if she still
Speaker 3: had her teeth, But I didn't, thought that was rude.
Speaker 2: Oh does she still walk and get out of bed
Speaker 2: in the morning or yes?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Man gets around, Yes, I can see she gets around. Y,
Speaker 2: she gets around. Ninety eight. She's still doing it, though,
Speaker 2: you imagine. I don't think I'll be doing it at
Speaker 2: ninety eight. Did I'll be lucky if I'm doing I'm lucky.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it at freaking fifty eight. Well didn't you
Speaker 2: forty next? Once in your forties or thirties now, Yeah, nowadays,
Speaker 2: I do. Now I can't. I can't stay awake. Yeah
Speaker 2: it's hard or not, it's not. It's just there. I
Speaker 2: mean it's like, yeah, it's oh my god. I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm I have all these questions. But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Eighty two year old. You think you gotta wonder was
Speaker 2: he looking for an older woman a little more experience
Speaker 2: he's looking for eighty the average eighty two year old woman.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean ninety six stuff from stuff from
Speaker 2: around here is now down there. I mean gravity's had
Speaker 2: its effect. Yeah, but I guess you could thank you
Speaker 2: could thank si Alis and viagra. No I met a woman.
Speaker 3: I guess if a woman, if you go down on
Speaker 3: a ninety eight year old woman, everything's now in the
Speaker 3: same place.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Well, we got to stop this. I can't
Speaker 2: even think about this anymore because this is just wrong
Speaker 2: on so many levels. I'm really worried to tackle this.
Speaker 3: Boy, You're afraid the ninety eight year old women listening
Speaker 3: to this podcast are gonna be offended, you know, I
Speaker 3: just I don't.
Speaker 2: I think we should just mind our own business on
Speaker 2: this scary I'd like you to later when we're ninety
Speaker 2: five ninety seven, ninety eight years old. Are we still
Speaker 2: going to be doing it? And let us let us
Speaker 2: know next episode? What I do think? I I will
Speaker 2: say this though, we are overall increasing our life expectancy, right,
Speaker 2: So at some point it's going to be pretty common
Speaker 2: for people in their eighties and nineties to still be
Speaker 2: regularly doing it just right, Whereas we take it back
Speaker 2: a century or so, oh people were dining in the thirties,
Speaker 2: they haven't had that process.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, I don't know, it's food for thought.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you. Hey, thanks for bringing that up, very Robin.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know. I don't recognize her anymore,
Speaker 2: is that you, Robin? Now, thanks for the diversion. I
Speaker 2: was talking about going to the shore for's birthday AND's birthday,
Speaker 2: So what else you got? Well, you know, Saturday night,
Speaker 2: we're gonna we're gonna go out to dinner, and I
Speaker 2: think we're gonna have like, uh, that's what people eight
Speaker 2: of us, and we want to go to this specific
Speaker 2: restaurant and they basically they I said, can I get around?
Speaker 2: Can I get a round table? And they're like, well, sorry,
Speaker 2: but they're all booked out. We can only give you, like,
Speaker 2: like a long one long table. And I said, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe I don't want to make the reservation here, And
Speaker 2: everyone's thinking of being a little too particular about that,
Speaker 2: and I said no, I said, it's your birthday. It's
Speaker 2: like's birthday. We should all be together and we should
Speaker 2: we want to be an a round table, because let's
Speaker 2: face it, you have better times with your friends in
Speaker 2: a round table. Do you agree this disagree? Ang author
Speaker 2: would tell you that right nights of the round table.
Speaker 2: But oh, thanks for pointing that out. Yeah, but in
Speaker 2: the round in a round table situation, everyone looks at
Speaker 2: each other, just eye contact. Everyone feels got to share
Speaker 2: the food. It's all in the middle. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 2: everyone feels equal because they're everyone's in our there's no
Speaker 2: one person that's dominating. There's not one person sitting at
Speaker 2: the head of the table. But especially for like, having
Speaker 2: conversation is the fucking worst when it's as salt a
Speaker 2: long table, because it's a rectangular table, because the people
Speaker 2: you know all all of a sudden you're breaking down
Speaker 2: to two three different conversations because and there's no cohesiveness
Speaker 2: to the table because the people at one end can't
Speaker 2: hear the other people. Some of them don't even see
Speaker 2: them because they stand them on the same side of
Speaker 2: the tables the other of the people down the row.
Speaker 2: So it's just fucked. So, but everyone thinks I'm being
Speaker 2: too bougie or particular.
Speaker 3: Like a round table, if you are the only one
Speaker 3: that cares and everyone else is fine with it, then
Speaker 3: you're being a dick about it. If everyone agreed with you,
Speaker 3: then it's like, yeah, scary's rightwards. If four people out
Speaker 3: of eight were like a round table is better, I'd
Speaker 3: go somewhere else, So I would go to only one
Speaker 3: making a stink about it.
Speaker 2: Then it's on you. But I would rather go to
Speaker 2: a lesser restaurant and sit at around table than to
Speaker 2: go to this place, which is a better restaurant in
Speaker 2: my opinion, and sit at a rectangle, a long rectangular table.
Speaker 3: Okay, how many on a scale of one to ten,
Speaker 3: how many numbers down did you want to go to
Speaker 3: get a round table? In other words, if you were
Speaker 3: at an eight and a half restaurant, would you go
Speaker 3: to a seven point seventy five or would you go
Speaker 3: to a six?
Speaker 2: That's tough. I don't know. My friend's saying they're all
Speaker 2: saying them being a little too particular. What do you want?
Speaker 2: You're the restaurant Maven, you want to but I want
Speaker 2: I also want. I want the eight of us to
Speaker 2: be able to look at each other in a round
Speaker 2: table situation.
Speaker 3: I want Maybe they don't want to look at you,
Speaker 3: Maybe they don't want to look at each other. How
Speaker 3: they want to break off into threes and conversation.
Speaker 2: You can't deny there's there's more laughs at a round
Speaker 2: table than there is at a rectangular table. If I'm
Speaker 2: at a table, it doesn't matter what shape it is,
Speaker 2: there's always more laughs. I don't have to.
Speaker 3: Around, doesn't need a round table to get people to laugh.
Speaker 3: But I understand what you're saying. I would, I look,
Speaker 3: I would rather have a round table. Given the options. Uh,
Speaker 3: when I went out in my family there was five
Speaker 3: of us, we would tend to get a round table. Yeah,
Speaker 3: usually a table for six, and the empty seat would
Speaker 3: be next to me because you know it was me.
Speaker 3: But uh, a round table is always better. You could
Speaker 3: see everybody, but exactly, but if the table's too big,
Speaker 3: Like when I went out in my Brooklyn friends, but
Speaker 3: there was like fourteen of us at a round table
Speaker 3: twelve it's too big, then send people on the other
Speaker 3: side so far away.
Speaker 2: They can't hear you. What a table of twelve? That's round.
Speaker 2: It was a big ass table. Yeah, there's maybe maybe
Speaker 2: he has twelve of us. I think, all right, well,
Speaker 2: I see it can get a little but I think
Speaker 2: I think eight is okay. I mean it's a table
Speaker 2: for six or eight maybe. Yeah. I also think that
Speaker 2: when you go to a bar with a round bar
Speaker 2: with little curves, I think that breeds more conversation and
Speaker 2: more interaction. People love a good round bar.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: I understand you're not going to talk to the people
Speaker 2: the other side of the bar, but round bar is good.
Speaker 3: But everybody in the bar is also good because then
Speaker 3: you can talk to the people on the short side
Speaker 3: if you're on the long side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But if you're just sitting in the in the
Speaker 2: middle of the bar, no, you get nothing. You nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But but if you get the corner, the corner is good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: corner normal spot. You get the norm spot norm from cheers,
Speaker 3: the norm spot.
Speaker 2: Oh he had the corner one right, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: I know, I know it was being a little bit
Speaker 2: a bit much, but nobody quite understand get that. Being bougie,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to I want maximum maximum fun being
Speaker 2: a finicky fuck for the finicky fuck. Who's that fuck?
Speaker 2: That's the name of the episode, finicky fuck. No, that
Speaker 2: will not be the name of this episode. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So what do you got? What do you got, Brodie?
Speaker 2: You have some you have some fun for us? Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had to do a job reference for a former
Speaker 3: intern of hours. So the intern, the interurn got in
Speaker 3: touch at me and said, hey, I'm applying for this job.
Speaker 3: I'm putting you down as a reference. Can you you know,
Speaker 3: are you okay with that? I should have asked you first.
Speaker 3: I said, please, you're one of the best interns, you know,
Speaker 3: fantastic you know, of course I would give you a
Speaker 3: great reference, of course, yeah? Sor right, well, you know,
Speaker 3: I just I just did. I just applied this morning,
Speaker 3: and I put you down as a reference. And you know,
Speaker 3: with those things, it could be like a week before
Speaker 3: they get in touch with you. An hour later, I
Speaker 3: get a phone call and they said, oh, uh, we're
Speaker 3: calling about blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Uh did you know her? Yeah? What was your relationship?
Speaker 2: I said, she was my intern. Next question, did she
Speaker 2: report to you? Yeah, she was my intern. She was
Speaker 2: my intern. That should have been in the previous sentence.
Speaker 3: This is why I said that my interna now, uh
Speaker 3: for technical reason. Now to be clear, she was an
Speaker 3: intern for the morning show. But the interns reported to
Speaker 3: me because I hired them and interviewed them and trained
Speaker 3: them and gave them her assignments. But they were morning
Speaker 3: show interns. Okay, okay, all right, okay. Can we ask
Speaker 3: you a bunch of questions? Now formally when I do references,
Speaker 3: they're like, can you tell us how you know what
Speaker 3: you thought of her as an employee? Can you tell
Speaker 3: us what you thought of them? You know, what was
Speaker 3: their work ethic? You know, like actual sentences. Here, here's
Speaker 3: here's the questions. How uh would you say her attendance
Speaker 3: was excellent, good, average or poor?
Speaker 2: Said excellent? Uh? Did she work well with others? Would
Speaker 2: you say?
Speaker 3: The answer would be she worked well, she worked excellently, well, well,
Speaker 3: good or not well?
Speaker 2: I said excellent? Great? Okay?
Speaker 3: How would you describe her attendance? Did she have great attendance,
Speaker 3: good attendance, fair attendance or poor attendants? So I'm like
Speaker 3: so I go, are you gonna ask me any questions
Speaker 3: where I can answer? I give you answers.
Speaker 2: Uh. You know, it's just what I we'll get to
Speaker 2: that I have to answer. Okay, did she take initiative? Always? Sometimes?
Speaker 2: Or not at all? I said always? This sounds robotic.
Speaker 2: It was robotic. I don't even think the woman was
Speaker 2: like it. Like, I don't think she spoke English fluently.
Speaker 2: I think she was reading over a sheet. How well
Speaker 2: did she communicate on a scale of one to five?
Speaker 2: I felt like saying better than you?
Speaker 10: So far you?
Speaker 3: I said five? Anyway, So she asked me like a
Speaker 3: whole bunch of questions like that, Uh, all the time?
Speaker 3: Sometime occasionally?
Speaker 2: No, never.
Speaker 3: I'm like, did she respect the our coworkers all the time? Sometimes?
Speaker 3: I go, who respects their co workers?
Speaker 2: Sometimes?
Speaker 3: Like I I was like, I don't understand, I said,
Speaker 3: I said, listen, are there any more question? So I
Speaker 3: answered all the questions, and I said, listen, here's what
Speaker 3: I want to tell you. I don't know if you
Speaker 3: have room on that paper to write anything. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you're the person doing the hiring, I don't
Speaker 3: know if you're just like a headhunter.
Speaker 2: I don't know what your role is. But here's the deal.
Speaker 3: She was a fantastic intern. I would gladly hire her again.
Speaker 3: If I had a new job, I would hire her
Speaker 3: for that job if she was qualified. She has an
Speaker 3: immense work ethic, a tremendous personality. She'd be an asset
Speaker 3: to any company that hires her.
Speaker 2: How's that? See that right there? Spoke a whole lot
Speaker 2: more about her as you painted the picture than a
Speaker 2: bunch of these stupid questions that were yeah, but kind
Speaker 2: of after all that, she says to me, that sounds
Speaker 2: so like calculated and just black and white.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, things aren't, says to me. I appreciate
Speaker 3: very much you giving that feedback, but I have no
Speaker 3: where to write that on this phone.
Speaker 2: Ah okay great. I said, well, can you please pass
Speaker 2: along with this sheet that you filled out whoever's doing
Speaker 2: the hiring that I gave a glowing review. Would you please? Nope? Sorry, Oh,
Speaker 2: she can't have my mind. O't have room in my
Speaker 2: brain for that. So this is what it's come to.
Speaker 2: My former intern. Her job, her future, her career rests
Speaker 2: on me answering multiple choice robot questions. That's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so there you go. Were almost done. We another break.
Speaker 2: We have another break coming up, my friend, Oh, I
Speaker 2: got more to talk about. Okay, then you hold your
Speaker 2: horses and we'll do that. Right, I got more? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Now you had to look on your face scared they
Speaker 2: had something you wanted to run by me. No, No,
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm good. What do you think you want
Speaker 2: to earn? Buy? I mean, I mean I could ask
Speaker 2: I you can ask a million things right now, but
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to hear the answers to
Speaker 2: half of them. Okay, I'm gonna give you two pickle
Speaker 2: ball stories and then we're gonna go pick a ball.
Speaker 2: Story Number one is that?
Speaker 3: Remember on Slice Time a couple of days ago, I
Speaker 3: told you about a woman at pickleball who saw me
Speaker 3: wearing my Brooklyn Boys shirt to pickle ball.
Speaker 2: Yes, she says, oh, you do a podcast whatever, its
Speaker 2: just and she did to me, when does it air?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: We talked about that. We joked that podcasts don't air,
Speaker 2: they're always you know, they're just there.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: So she came in.
Speaker 3: Yesterday and she says, I listened to your podcast. I said,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I liked it very much. I said, oh, oh, great, terrific.
Speaker 3: Just I should have said, when does the episode drop?
Speaker 2: Haha?
Speaker 3: I said, air, I get it my you know, She's like,
Speaker 3: but it was very funny? Is she very funny? I
Speaker 3: listened to all the callers. I said, did you listen
Speaker 3: to the episode of the calls we're talking about? No,
Speaker 3: I said, I told you you have to listen to
Speaker 3: the episode and then the episode about the episode.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have to go back and listen.
Speaker 10: Ah.
Speaker 2: Fine, that being said on I wore my shirt on Monday,
Speaker 2: my Brooklyn Boys shirt Monday night, and there were two
Speaker 2: women talking to me about the Brooklyn Boys shirt. This
Speaker 2: woman who said she wanted to know when the episode aired. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she said, and this other woman who was like, oh,
Speaker 2: what's your show about? So I explained it as best
Speaker 2: I can.
Speaker 3: And I want to say, I want to say this
Speaker 3: woman's name is Patricia for the sake of this conversy.
Speaker 2: Okay, Patricia. And the first woman says, oh, what episode
Speaker 2: should I start with?
Speaker 4: Like you know?
Speaker 3: So I said, well, we recommend you start from episode zero.
Speaker 3: This three hundred and forty five episodes at A three
Speaker 3: hundred and forty four. At the time of this, I
Speaker 3: was talking to her, and I said, you know, look,
Speaker 3: you can start wherever you want, but we recommend you
Speaker 3: start from episode zero so you learn who we are
Speaker 3: and that thing and who Yeah, yeah, you learn about
Speaker 3: the morning show I worked on, which is part of
Speaker 3: the fabric of our show. And the other woman says,
Speaker 3: I have a better idea.
Speaker 2: Because oh.
Speaker 3: So, the first woman says, well, three hundred and forty
Speaker 3: four episodes, that's overwhelming.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of episodes to listen to. So I said, well,
Speaker 2: after you listen to like five or ten, you can
Speaker 2: jump ahead if you want, but you'll get a feel
Speaker 2: for who we are. Yeah. So the other woman, who
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, I've never played with her before, Patricia, She says,
Speaker 3: I have a better idea.
Speaker 2: Oh, do you a better idea than me? Who's on
Speaker 2: the podcast? Okay?
Speaker 3: She says, you should start from the newest episode and
Speaker 3: work your way back with oh, because that makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she just this way, you won't feel overwhelmed. And I said, Patricia.
Speaker 3: Patricia just told her to start from episode zero. I
Speaker 3: know the podcast. I've heard all the episodes.
Speaker 2: In fact, I'm on all the episodes, okay, And I'm
Speaker 2: telling her as an expert on the Brooklyn Boys podcast zero,
Speaker 2: and you're telling her the exact opposite of what we
Speaker 2: tell people based on what knowledge I don't understand. Well,
Speaker 2: I thought it would be easier, easier, or better. How
Speaker 2: is that easier? Going in reverse order? I said, do
Speaker 2: you watch television shows like that? If you were going
Speaker 2: to watch Breaking Bad?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: I said, if someone was gonna like said, if you
Speaker 2: watched Breaking Bad? No, Well, if you were going to
Speaker 2: watch Breaking Bad, would you start with the last episode
Speaker 2: and work your way backwards?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Then why would you suggest that with my podcast?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was trying to be helpful. How is that helpful? Helpful?
Speaker 3: Seriously, Patricia, I'm curious? How's that helpful? And I had
Speaker 3: a smile on my face. I wasn't as as agitated
Speaker 3: as I am now.
Speaker 7: Oh, and.
Speaker 2: You don't know me, you don't know my podcast. And also,
Speaker 2: no one has your opinion? Shut up, Patricia? Am I wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You're not, You're not wrong. I have an idea. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why don't you listen to all the even episode numbers
Speaker 2: first and then listen to the odd numbered episodes first?
Speaker 2: But if it ends in a five, wait till the
Speaker 2: end of do it and then count by fives. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how's that? Does that make more sense? Patricia? How's that
Speaker 2: for an idea? But better yet, why don't you get
Speaker 2: listen to the episodes in alphabetical order. Yeah, write them
Speaker 2: all down and listen to Hey, I've got an Apple
Speaker 2: episode or whatever, and that'll be your first episode. Shut up, Patria, Patricia. Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 2: I have a question for you. This is just happened
Speaker 2: today at the journal in the men's room at work.
Speaker 2: Were you thirsty when I was? Yeah, of course, you
Speaker 2: know me, and I was hungry for some ural cakes. No,
Speaker 2: I love the cakes. Isn't that what you eat when
Speaker 2: you're on your your fat loss diet. So if you're
Speaker 2: if you're at the urinal and someone's at the urinal,
Speaker 2: you know, two away from you, whatever, what's a what
Speaker 2: is appropriate conversation? And what is is there anything that's
Speaker 2: off limits to talk about while you're both peeing, because well,
Speaker 2: because normally I make small.
Speaker 3: Okay to talk about the weather, right, It's okay to
Speaker 3: talk about sports if you know the person, right, It's
Speaker 3: not okay to talk about what Jardians did to you
Speaker 3: and how you have red and burning gennle and anus areas.
Speaker 2: Well, I caught myself talking to Scotty Be today. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my zipper.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, yeah, franksinbian Scotti. What do you talk
Speaker 3: to Scotty Bee about? You can't talk about sports?
Speaker 2: Well, here's the problem. And I didn't realize it until afterwards.
Speaker 2: And I still and I don't think he thought anything
Speaker 2: of it. And he walked out of the bathroom, and
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there like, what did I just do? But
Speaker 2: are you sitting at the urinal? No, I'm sitting there.
Speaker 2: I'm in disbelief that I even brought this up. I
Speaker 2: wasn't standing standing the urn. So I'm I'm in one urinal.
Speaker 2: He's in the one two doors away. Why are you
Speaker 2: in the urinal? No, I'm standing over one urinal and
Speaker 2: he's standing over the one two away from me. Wait
Speaker 2: a minute, you're standing over the urnl in front of
Speaker 2: the urinal. You have floor urinals in the new place,
Speaker 2: and no we don't. I'm standing in front of it. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm still over it. I'm over the store. No no, no,
Speaker 2: my junk is over my junk is My junk is
Speaker 2: over the urinal is over the urinal. So I'm speaking
Speaker 2: on behalf of my junk. Okay, the peninsula is over
Speaker 2: the lene. I guess if you're if it's me, I'm
Speaker 2: standing early, I'm standing. No, I'm standing in front of
Speaker 2: the urinal. No, wait a second, yeah, I'm standing in
Speaker 2: front of it. Right, But I can say i'm standing
Speaker 2: over the urinal. Is you're junk like at a distance
Speaker 2: and you're shooting into it, or you generally like leaning in.
Speaker 2: I think it's over it. Part of my body is
Speaker 2: over the urinal. Okay, are you close to it so
Speaker 2: that Scotty can't see you're junk?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: But now he's two doors down. He's down to two
Speaker 2: urinals away. We have a weave of middle. Here's a
Speaker 2: middle one this three Okay, right, he's the left. I'm
Speaker 2: at the right. All right, so I'm standing.
Speaker 10: Say to him.
Speaker 2: Did you say to him, Scotty house and hanging standing
Speaker 2: at the urinal? Did you say how's it hanging?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't, So I said, hey, man, what are you
Speaker 2: doing on your What are you doing on your vacation?
Speaker 2: You know, because we have you know, Brody, we have
Speaker 2: a vacation coming up.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: Scotty doesn't normally go and Vica. No, he does. Now
Speaker 2: now things have changed since you've been gone, Kelly, Kelly Clarkson. Okay,
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Clarkson. So, so he goes, ah, man, nothing,
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I said, oh, well, you know,
Speaker 2: aren't aren't you gonna aren't you gonna see your daughter?
Speaker 2: And then he's like, yeah, well I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 2: and I'm like yeah, I like he is, I'm you
Speaker 2: gonna be drive into school in a week or so.
Speaker 2: And I said yeah, I said, you know, maybe spend
Speaker 2: that quality time with you with your girl. You know,
Speaker 2: it's your daughter, you know it's And then all it
Speaker 2: curts to me. I'm like, why am I? Why am
Speaker 2: I bringing up Scotty's daughter As I'm touching my penis.
Speaker 2: This is weird, Like he's touching his yeah, and then whatever,
Speaker 2: and then he's like flushes, washes his hands and he
Speaker 2: walks out, and I'm like, because I was my I
Speaker 2: was mid stream again, sitting again. No, I was standing
Speaker 2: there midstream and I was still I was still, I
Speaker 2: was still going. Anyway, he leaves and I'm left to
Speaker 2: my own devices, and I'm left to my own I'm
Speaker 2: thinking about penis. I'm sitting I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that was bad. Why why did I.
Speaker 3: And holding yourself over the urinal? Did you picture heart?
Speaker 3: Did you pitch his daughter daughter in your No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, My point being your After I heard that,
Speaker 2: after I zipped up and washed my hands, yes, I
Speaker 2: washed my hands, I started to think and ponder, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I guess when you're peeing, you really shouldn't
Speaker 2: talk about certain things. I think there are some off
Speaker 2: limits conversations, and I think I accidentally stepped into one
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: M well, let me ask you this. When your private
Speaker 3: parts are over the urinal, you're still holding them?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I ah, it doesn't. Forget about all that. This is manuia.
Speaker 2: This is details by point. Why does it matter? Well,
Speaker 2: if you weren't holding it, then you can ask him
Speaker 2: about his daughter.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: No, the larger the larger point here is I don't
Speaker 2: think anything was larger, But go on, I don't think.
Speaker 2: I think, I don't. I think there's certain conversations that
Speaker 2: shouldn't be had, that are offul that should be off limits.
Speaker 2: Whence when two men are standing over the urinal, or
Speaker 2: in front of the urinal, or at the urinal, or
Speaker 2: whatever you want to say, however you want to phrase it, well,
Speaker 2: the like the way you do with Greg T's daughters.
Speaker 2: Do you follow his daughters on Instagram? No? Oh wait
Speaker 2: I do? You should not be talking to the Jurnal
Speaker 2: then no, why do you follow his daughters on instagration?
Speaker 2: Enough of that, that has nothing to do with this
Speaker 2: this license want to know why you follow his daughters?
Speaker 2: Are like, what is his daughter's like? Twenty and eighteen?
Speaker 2: I don't even know, No, eighteen and sixteen? Yeah, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: But that's that's besides the point. That's besides the point
Speaker 2: that I just want to know if there are some
Speaker 2: if there are conversations that are off limits, and ye, okay,
Speaker 2: so I will be more cognizant next time, cognizant of
Speaker 2: what I'm talking what I'm talking to, who about, or
Speaker 2: who I'm talking to, and what the topic is, because
Speaker 2: you're right, sports, the weather, grilling things like that, politics
Speaker 2: if you know the person is safe to talk to
Speaker 2: you about politics.
Speaker 3: But Scotty's not really Scotty likes the weather. Talk to
Speaker 3: Scotty about the weather. But I guess gott about any
Speaker 3: get any good coupons? We imagine imagine me, and you
Speaker 3: imagine me and you.
Speaker 2: And you and me standing over these two urinals all right,
Speaker 2: and I'm and I'm had and I'm talking about your wife.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't sit well with you. It wouldn't matter where
Speaker 2: we were. I don't want you talking about my Moe.
Speaker 2: We'll see what I'm saying, Okay, but you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like it would be like me, Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 2: Like you don't talk about those things when you're exposed.
Speaker 3: Like if we were at the Urinals and you were like, bro,
Speaker 3: just want to say your wife is beautiful. She is,
Speaker 3: But I don't want you saying that while youre junk is.
Speaker 2: Out My point. This is a full circle moment here.
Speaker 2: Now you see where I'm coming from. It's the full
Speaker 2: circle jerk. All right, I give up on you. Is
Speaker 2: that why you want a round table? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 2: get it. I know I'm not crazy. There are off
Speaker 2: limits topics of the Urine
Speaker 4: Boys choice