Speaker 1: If you're jav you can't go from a private school
Speaker 1: of all the titled spoiled kid to an insane public
Speaker 1: school where then nobody knows how to read.
Speaker 2: Give me something regular, please.
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, another week of English Premier League football and
Speaker 3: I'm not exasperated.
Speaker 2: I'm relieved. I'm relieved.
Speaker 3: I think that's the best word to use, and I
Speaker 3: already jump the intro many many steps. But I will
Speaker 3: find a new description to completely categorize how I feel
Speaker 3: about the week's action. But allow me to go around
Speaker 3: the proverbial horn if it would, Yes, I will, Chris
Speaker 3: Martin give me three to seven words, probably feel abut
Speaker 3: match week twenty two and potentially care about Cup and
Speaker 3: AFGON final.
Speaker 2: Shit yeah oh yeah, yeah, I actually can do it.
Speaker 2: One word? Can I do one word? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, chick, all right.
Speaker 2: I'm a maverick. If you can't handle me, I love McGain.
Speaker 2: Hit me in the box, come in, Steve Nash love
Speaker 2: a maverick. The word is Jason, Now, just Jason. I'll
Speaker 2: give you some not not the Jason r Vingeno. I
Speaker 2: have to I always thinking of how to word this
Speaker 2: correctly because I can't give the guy's real name. But
Speaker 2: I used to go to university with a guy who
Speaker 2: had an alias for a while called Jason.
Speaker 4: When he was going out to meet women, he'd pretend
Speaker 4: his name is Jason. I wasn't even his real name. However,
Speaker 4: Jason Jason. On the final year of university, we went
Speaker 4: out on his birthday, had a great night as far
Speaker 4: as I was concerned. The next day I woke up
Speaker 4: to a friend of mine who had to put him
Speaker 4: Jason to bed because he was so drunk. And when
Speaker 4: he came and told the rest of us, guys, you're
Speaker 4: not going to believe what Jason did.
Speaker 2: He shipped the bed. He literally shipped the bed. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: which is.
Speaker 4: My long way saying a lot of teams ship the bed, guys, okay.
Speaker 2: And we only peed the bed, so we only wet
Speaker 2: the bed. By the way. Actually, I've got.
Speaker 4: A funny, can I give you we are we this
Speaker 4: tiny diversion, but which all the show who noticed that
Speaker 4: Jason had done what he had done? He told me
Speaker 4: once he was sleeping next to a girl, he had
Speaker 4: too many drinks and he did wet the bed, but
Speaker 4: only on his side of the bed.
Speaker 2: So that had I away with this quickly he said.
Speaker 4: To her, can and wait for her to go to
Speaker 4: the bathroom. When she she did, he ran into the
Speaker 4: kitchen got some orange squash. She's kind of like orange
Speaker 4: jes and then he threw it over his side of
Speaker 4: the bed. When she came in, he goes, I just
Speaker 4: spilled those of orange squash to this day anyway.
Speaker 2: So that's a smooth criminal. All right. That's the Premier
Speaker 2: League summed up end of podcast.
Speaker 3: That's that role safe meme where they go, you see
Speaker 3: you throw a morn soda on top of the piss.
Speaker 2: Now that how can it smells like orange piss? Knew
Speaker 2: that was piss?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: He should have doubled downd be like, hey, I think
Speaker 2: your orange squash went off. Man, this shit smelled like
Speaker 2: piss too. So I don't know, man, something wrong with
Speaker 2: your fridge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, orange and piss flavored? I forget Yeah, orange and
Speaker 4: piss flavored.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I guess just to put it lightly,
Speaker 3: I don't think you'll be hearing from me after this.
Speaker 2: Okay, Johnson, how about you? Three to many? What's tell
Speaker 2: me how you feel? Well?
Speaker 1: First off, I you know what, this just reminded me
Speaker 1: that I'm called Ronnie on Uber. My name is Ronnie.
Speaker 2: Wait for real? You have a yeah, I forget it
Speaker 2: every time I use the Lyft more than Uber. You
Speaker 2: ever put any name in there? You could in twenty fourteen. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Now now sure.
Speaker 4: When they started, you're resulting a drivers under this guy.
Speaker 2: Damn Ronnie, you said Robbie or Ronnie Ronnie?
Speaker 1: I'm okay being in the back of ubers under the
Speaker 1: alias Ronnie wow, which sort of connects to my phrase
Speaker 1: to describe the week life on the road. Life on
Speaker 1: the road. K Remember that Tenacious D song. Ye, the
Speaker 1: road is fucking hard and it's tough. Man.
Speaker 2: I've been on the road. I don't even know how long.
Speaker 1: I feel like the last three shows, I haven't been
Speaker 1: in my house. We have been on the road collectively
Speaker 1: as a god, being on and being on the road
Speaker 1: fucking stinks.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You don't know where everything is. Yeah, the Uber drivers
Speaker 1: they don't believe your name is Ronnie.
Speaker 2: They don't. They're never at the spot you told him
Speaker 2: to tell you that.
Speaker 3: You're not telling them you're Ronnie Adrian right, another black comedian. No, Ronnie, Hey,
Speaker 3: we love you, man, We're not trying to do that too,
Speaker 3: but I do that. I tell people I'm Ronnie, but
Speaker 3: they say I'm too short texted he's saying he's Ronnie Chang. Ye,
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, he said, Ronnie Chang.
Speaker 2: But how you're not gonna believe me? Yeah, you know
Speaker 2: the team than I am in.
Speaker 1: Listen road works be for Arsenal and everybody. But soon
Speaker 1: it will be over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, soon it will be over for me.
Speaker 3: Like I said, relief, but also stasis kind of looking
Speaker 3: at it, where like you know, normally when we're thinking
Speaker 3: about what we're going to talk about, not that we'll
Speaker 3: ever have nothing to say, but narratively, everything's kind of
Speaker 3: stayed the same, like Tottenham still in crisis, Liverpool still missfiring,
Speaker 3: Chelsea still figuring it out, Arsenal still top of the league.
Speaker 2: Everyone's losing dropping points at the same time.
Speaker 3: Fine, but well, let's get into it because at the
Speaker 3: top of the show, and I think one of the
Speaker 3: most the more exciting matches of the weekend was the
Speaker 3: Manchester derby Manchester United hosting Manchester City. We got fucking
Speaker 3: two goals from our boy Brian and Boomo and my
Speaker 3: boy Patrick Gorgu, the most handsome, most capable looking man
Speaker 3: I've ever seen in the press, never never doubted him.
Speaker 3: The thing is, door Goo is actually a very good
Speaker 3: thing to be. When I said someone has never looked
Speaker 3: more like their name, I'm like, oh, he door goo
Speaker 3: and that means good. That means he's very good. He's
Speaker 3: very good. He damn good, door good. Uh, as we
Speaker 3: say uh in Denmark. But two goals. I think this
Speaker 3: was one of those.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 3: I'm right now just looking at talking to Spur supporters.
Speaker 3: They're like trying to figure out their manager and they're
Speaker 3: kind of doing the same, like why don't we have
Speaker 3: like this kind of player to manageer pipeline that these
Speaker 3: other teams do, because like you.
Speaker 2: So, because they looked at this result.
Speaker 3: They got Michael Krrick on the bench, you know, he
Speaker 3: got into their asses and said, this is the fucking
Speaker 3: Manchester Derby. I don't give a fuck what happened before this.
Speaker 3: If you go out there and fucking embarrassed me, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna beat the shit out of you. And they played
Speaker 3: with their fucking heads on fire. I was they was
Speaker 3: really they look I mean, they looked so up for it.
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit concerned that that's our next it's different.
Speaker 1: Well, good thing we don't go over there. Yeah at
Speaker 1: Old Trafford, thank god we won there already.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: But I think there's also, like I think with Michael character,
Speaker 3: that's also one of those that's that was the rivalry
Speaker 3: Prix City becoming really big was always us in United,
Speaker 3: and I feel like that is another thing.
Speaker 2: He might be able to open up the history books
Speaker 2: and try and.
Speaker 3: Either way, I'm not worried, but I'm just saying they
Speaker 3: might come through and try and get the shit out
Speaker 3: of us, because the tour looked like they were doing
Speaker 3: with sid.
Speaker 1: Hey listen, I was weirdly happy for United only because
Speaker 1: Manu was on the field. Man I'm m I'm the
Speaker 1: number four Kobe Maynu supporter beside probably is like brother
Speaker 1: and brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm right behind them.
Speaker 1: So it was good to see him out there, and
Speaker 1: shocking to see Holland get pulled. When Early Holland got pulled,
Speaker 1: it was so crazy. Pep couldn't even he wasn't even
Speaker 1: in the coach's box. He was like up in the stands.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Exactly eightieth minute he comes off for Divine Mukasa the
Speaker 3: ya man. Uh then that was really something. I mean,
Speaker 3: Holland has blanked for too many matches now.
Speaker 4: For no open play goals in like seven games I
Speaker 4: think it is seven games. He doesn't score, they don't
Speaker 4: generally win, right is great, it's yeah, I mean apart
Speaker 4: when they won ten against Exeter, but no one really
Speaker 4: cares about.
Speaker 2: And that was but even then he didn't score. Remember
Speaker 2: scoring that game?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that was one of those things where they're like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's like that seeing a Jurassic Park where
Speaker 3: they feed the t Rex and they're like, look at
Speaker 3: this goat chain to a fucking poll man, have at
Speaker 3: it like real low effort, just fucking get get it
Speaker 3: in side.
Speaker 2: And he still couldn't do it. No, he could, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: It's like even Gyokarez scored is it in that shine
Speaker 4: period by.
Speaker 2: Fucking brute force, but that yeah can break that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I did check his YouTube channel to see if that
Speaker 4: if there's a super find and he eight days ago
Speaker 4: did film a video about his dad said he could
Speaker 4: become a professional golf for what do you reckon? So
Speaker 4: I imagine he's been playing too much golf.
Speaker 5: New Heart wanted me to be a pro golf is
Speaker 5: you you gotta you gotta let us know in the
Speaker 5: thread we're slipping, we usually catch you know, no, no,
Speaker 5: I know it's it's do you know what he's He's
Speaker 5: definitely better at scoring when he goes in disguises his videos,
Speaker 5: like when he's dressed up for Halloween or a Santa, he.
Speaker 4: Just dresses himself here, So I feel like he needs
Speaker 4: to do some sort of like, yeah, give it cosplay
Speaker 4: activate see Erling.
Speaker 3: Put the fucking football down, bro, come through the comic con,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Dress like your favorite fucking
Speaker 3: YouTuber or you know anime girl, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: and just live your life. You've got beautiful hair, you
Speaker 3: got the build of like a big ass anime like Heroin.
Speaker 2: Get it in. Bro.
Speaker 6: You don't need to do this soccer shit anymore. Bro,
Speaker 6: you know, live your live your best life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's he's not been cosplay enough, not scoring,
Speaker 4: I will say though, mbuemo straight out of Afghan What
Speaker 4: finished that was?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That was I was watching that with my son and
Speaker 4: I was like, what's he gonna be his first touch?
Speaker 4: How far is he gonna get? And he just took it.
Speaker 4: He surprised the goalie and myself with and how did
Speaker 4: your two year old respond?
Speaker 2: How do you think? What do you think you will
Speaker 2: do with this?
Speaker 7: Was like what do you think blue berries?
Speaker 3: Only ever asked more blueberries? That finish was so tidy,
Speaker 3: it was so efficient. It's like one of those things
Speaker 3: where I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, God, the wrong team, you're on the wrong I
Speaker 4: know that that that chunky bum we were on our
Speaker 4: team that you can't get a ball of me.
Speaker 2: It's so sturdy. But home.
Speaker 4: Do you think Dallo should have been sent off by
Speaker 4: the way should have? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably It's a real home decision, that one, isn't it. Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: when you're coming studs all over the place. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: felt like usually if that look, if that was our
Speaker 2: player coming in like that, I feel like we're like
Speaker 2: I would be like, fuck, here we go.
Speaker 4: That's var this season have gone, like it is better
Speaker 4: that they overturn less stuff, but they've gone so they're
Speaker 4: so like scared to overturn anything now that it was
Speaker 4: like they're just on fields, we'll go on.
Speaker 2: I guess you could.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's that's weird little Northwest referees club where they
Speaker 4: don't want to have to get bantered in the pub
Speaker 4: afterwards or something, but it ended up being being a
Speaker 4: great result for United and parrock mate gets the clubmate,
Speaker 4: the club passion.
Speaker 2: Of the club in the top four right there. Damn,
Speaker 2: hey look good for them, Good for them, you know,
Speaker 2: Look we want to look. We love. We love when
Speaker 2: you guys are good, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It helps us feel better when we beat the ship
Speaker 6: out of y'all.
Speaker 4: They're like a friend with bad posture you don't realize
Speaker 4: is quite tall for like seven years, like five to seven,
Speaker 4: and they're like, no, dude.
Speaker 2: Six one, I just succeed. Yeah, I just spent too
Speaker 2: much time. Just look at my phone a last Sorry yeah, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm Asian.
Speaker 3: I make myself small culturally. It's like a bad thing
Speaker 3: manifest physically for me. It's why my fucking shoulders almost
Speaker 3: touched in the front.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Michael Kerrick, his backroom staff causing some problems,
Speaker 2: and I want your perspective, Christ because Jonathan Wood is
Speaker 2: part of the backroom staff.
Speaker 3: And a lot of people are like, bro, this guy
Speaker 3: was involved in a fucked up attack many years ago.
Speaker 3: And then some people are like, well, the court dropped
Speaker 3: the charges, so like, it's really not that big of
Speaker 3: a deal.
Speaker 2: What the fuck happened? I was like him and Lee
Speaker 2: Boyer or some shit. Wasn't it I'm afray we used that? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah it was.
Speaker 1: And is that like a group fight without weapons? Is
Speaker 1: that what a pray is when it's just like five
Speaker 1: people kind of like Royal rumble staff?
Speaker 4: Is that British fights to kind of that stuff? It's
Speaker 4: kind of cool. Was the scene, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? But then was it racially? Most about? It?
Speaker 2: Is anything that?
Speaker 8: It was?
Speaker 3: In a night club in Leeds, a student was left
Speaker 3: unconscious with a broken cheek bone and broken nose, fractured leg,
Speaker 3: bite marks on his face and a wound on the
Speaker 3: back of his head after a group including several League
Speaker 3: United players had attacked them.
Speaker 2: Well you know he bit him last too, you bite them,
Speaker 2: they said. Jonathan's nasty, he gonna bite him, You'll get
Speaker 2: him over. He don't even throw punches and he just
Speaker 2: comes in. He comes, he comes in for a snack
Speaker 2: and run to fucking James to look like a human
Speaker 2: pack man.
Speaker 3: I've been knocked out a lot of fights, bro, because
Speaker 3: my hands are down, I'm just trying to bite it.
Speaker 2: Really bad fighting tactic.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I remember that was like I just
Speaker 3: saw a lot of other fans being like, Jonathan Woodgate
Speaker 3: is disgusting. But then people were defending him because they're like,
Speaker 3: well he was he was convicted of a fray, but
Speaker 3: I cleared of grievous bodily harm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, he went that
Speaker 2: was early in his career.
Speaker 4: He then went to first season and then yeah, like
Speaker 4: it was injured the whole season and they just kicked
Speaker 4: him out.
Speaker 2: That was such a he.
Speaker 4: Said Ronaldo like O g Ronaldo was just was a
Speaker 4: good laugh. He was basically he was injured a lot.
Speaker 4: It sounded like him and Ronaldo went out a lot.
Speaker 4: That one's yeah, not causing a fray, but it sounds
Speaker 4: of it. I mean, he's probably he's probably eating more
Speaker 4: than just random legs of victims.
Speaker 3: That was such a wild period because that's like the
Speaker 3: latter day true galacticos. So you have fucking Jonathan Woodgate
Speaker 3: is playing with Raul Ronaldocauz.
Speaker 2: He dad, Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: I'm gonta say based off the real Madrid news. Now
Speaker 1: that doesn't like, really it's not gonna help them beat
Speaker 1: the allegations. They like, they get to do whatever if
Speaker 1: you play for realm there's no rules. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: nowhere over there, you.
Speaker 3: See bro, the fucking fans now they brought the white
Speaker 3: handkerchiefs out. They're whistling, they're booing the fucking players and
Speaker 3: the club. The club's official TV came out and they're like,
Speaker 3: if you're not fucking with the club, that you was
Speaker 3: never a fucking supporter.
Speaker 2: So knocked that they're really doing that ship. They're like,
Speaker 2: if you boo, you're.
Speaker 3: Actually a supporter, amazing, So fucking knock it off therein
Speaker 3: It's God, what a fucking disaster that too.
Speaker 4: But I have no idea how good he is as
Speaker 4: a coach would get He's just someone put a video
Speaker 4: up I did see of him doing a TikTok dancer's
Speaker 4: daughter and was like, I can't believe this guy is
Speaker 4: coaching United.
Speaker 2: But I mean, was he any good? No, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: It was pretty bad, But I mean, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, I don't know if it has been good,
Speaker 4: if that would have changed my opinion on whether that
Speaker 4: means he's a good, good person, and maybe didn't. But
Speaker 4: him and Steve Holland right from from Roy Hodgson's England,
Speaker 4: Who's was Apparently it's very odd to know if you
Speaker 4: United a good or they just got up for the
Speaker 4: derby because of the passion of the passion of the Carrick,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean exactly, I think I will
Speaker 4: say this about Carrick, so I mean, but think about
Speaker 4: Art at the end of the game.
Speaker 2: I thought he was very He was so in a
Speaker 2: very good way rather than crazy.
Speaker 4: He was just extremely calm and which is I would
Speaker 4: imagine annoyed Pep even more.
Speaker 2: But like he acted so like, yeah, I knew.
Speaker 3: He was not, which is yeah, no, I think, look
Speaker 3: that was gangster credit to him.
Speaker 2: Although you know, I hate I just hate Michael Carrick.
Speaker 6: Because he played for Spurs before United and I will never.
Speaker 3: I will never forget because I'm unwell as a person.
Speaker 3: As Chris knows, I booed a random man on the
Speaker 3: side of the road.
Speaker 2: This is so funny about him. Miles kindly gave me.
Speaker 4: We went to Cosin to watch the exciting nil nil
Speaker 4: draw of Arsenal Forest and we're driving up my street
Speaker 4: above Hollywood and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, is that Liverpool fan just all red. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then we get closer. Guys, it's like a sixty
Speaker 4: year old man. And he was like the has been
Speaker 4: like sixty yeah, yeah, property geezer. I was like, as
Speaker 4: a forest fan, what the chances?
Speaker 2: And I said, hold up, get back, let me rolle
Speaker 2: my window down, let me my window down. He backed
Speaker 2: the car up.
Speaker 3: No, I fucking hit the brakes and I fucking got
Speaker 3: I made sure this motherfucker heard.
Speaker 2: You hunked the holder. Hey, oh way boo.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: And then we just kept it moving. Nothing else, no profanities,
Speaker 2: but something. You know, you got to give people smoke
Speaker 2: when they're wearing the shirt. And he might have had
Speaker 2: a pacemaker or something. That's fine. It's fine, bro.
Speaker 4: I know that citizen app did say there was a
Speaker 4: dead all the street. I'm looking for We're looking for witnesses.
Speaker 4: It's just like, it's kind of the culture I grew up.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Look, I used to love the Dutch national team because
Speaker 3: of dennisburg Camp and then Robin Van Percy whatever. And
Speaker 3: I've worn I've been stupid enough to wear a Dutch
Speaker 3: jersey in the streets of Los Angeles, knowing how many
Speaker 3: Mexican fans there are in this city. And let me
Speaker 3: tell you, I have been almost hit by a truck
Speaker 3: two times by Mexican dudes catching me in that all
Speaker 3: orange kit and fucking like yelling about the penalty still
Speaker 3: and I'm like, bro, come on, man, I'm not even white,
Speaker 3: I'm not even dump.
Speaker 4: I feel it was they were trying to run Yo
Speaker 4: evagi to the sort of the historical colonization of Mexican
Speaker 4: by Europe.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, this is because this is this
Speaker 3: is a twenty fourteen World Cup there we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes no sense in the modern era.
Speaker 6: So I guess, like for me, saying boo is like whatever, bro,
Speaker 6: just you know, it is what it is.
Speaker 3: I do that shit all the time when I see
Speaker 3: people were spurs shit or had got the Spurs bumper sticker.
Speaker 3: I always I give them thumbs down when I see him.
Speaker 3: They must be used to that, yeah, just in every
Speaker 3: facet of their life. They're doing that to themselves right now.
Speaker 9: Speaking of which, Yeah, moving elegantly along Tottenham one west
Speaker 9: Ham two at the fucking toilet Tottenham Stadium, Booze rang
Speaker 9: out fucking everywhere.
Speaker 10: As Callum Willson scored in the fucking the ninety third
Speaker 10: minute I was talking to you about this and I went, yeah,
Speaker 10: have I imagined this was Callum Wilson no longer a
Speaker 10: players that would sum up Spurs how bad they are.
Speaker 2: The player who's not even on the roster managed to score.
Speaker 2: And I hadn't.
Speaker 4: I hadn't fully imagined this, but I did see a
Speaker 4: story two weeks ago and BBC Sport said Callum Wilson
Speaker 4: is in talks to terminate his contracts early to this man, he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't even want He's already he's already on.
Speaker 4: His sabbatacle or something. He's on paid leaves. He's not
Speaker 4: even supposed to be playing.
Speaker 2: A terrible run of games for Tottenham. Right, they lost
Speaker 2: a Bourne myth where I think hadn't won an eleven matches,
Speaker 2: and a person who's literally got a foot out the
Speaker 2: door fucking scores the game winner.
Speaker 3: And now we're I think the same thing has happened here.
Speaker 3: I think west Ham had it won in ten or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and did they just won bye with a player that
Speaker 3: you're now saying has a foot out the fucking door.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: And look, if you have somebody who U they're like,
Speaker 3: they're like a make a wish they're like a charitable organization.
Speaker 2: Tottenham. They're like, look, man, are you are you terminally
Speaker 2: not winning? He's not through our house and we will
Speaker 2: have you over and you can smack the shit out
Speaker 2: of us in front of our fans. Come through sad
Speaker 2: for them, yeah yeah, equivalent for relegation bound teams.
Speaker 1: They should consider moving to a different sport. Maybe they
Speaker 1: should try handball as a as a whole thing.
Speaker 10: Tottenham Handball, Spur, Tottenham handball handspurs O.
Speaker 3: God, the booze were fucking out of control, Like it
Speaker 3: was like, I'm even trying to I'm trying to think
Speaker 3: of the last time i heard booing like that. It
Speaker 3: was pretty intense to have the entire stadium booing your coach,
Speaker 3: your players, and now I think everyone thought he was
Speaker 3: gonna get sack as of this recording. This is Monday,
Speaker 3: January nineteenth. Just the photos of fucking Thomas frank strolling
Speaker 3: into practice and apparently he had a meeting with the
Speaker 3: hierarchy of Tottenham and they're all like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, let's let's keep going, let's keep going.
Speaker 4: He's had a lot of injuries and to be atensive
Speaker 4: in the attacking area, which you do.
Speaker 2: I do as an Arsenal fan.
Speaker 4: Actually, I will say from last season, I do think
Speaker 4: my people anyone who's not supporting your team thinks injuries
Speaker 4: on like a yeah, you got to cope with it,
Speaker 4: but like big injuries make a massi difference. So no Madison,
Speaker 4: no Kudozewsky no no, yeah. Yeah, So that is a
Speaker 4: big factor why they're not very good attacking. But having
Speaker 4: said that, the Spurs fans are not even being understanding.
Speaker 4: I think it's the fact that Spurs are always pretty bad,
Speaker 4: but they can sometimes be quite exciting and bad, but
Speaker 4: it is bad and draft at least under and they
Speaker 4: were like, this is kind of ridiculous, but it's kind
Speaker 4: of well, I think probably all one and is right
Speaker 4: now instead of him, they got the right right.
Speaker 3: It's sort of like I feel like we were doing
Speaker 3: this like when we were exiting Highbury and entering the
Speaker 3: full banter years, where there were.
Speaker 6: Still some players who played on the Invincibles team that
Speaker 6: led us to believe that that was still the team.
Speaker 2: On some level, we're like, well, Giberto, you know, and
Speaker 2: Colo Tore you know, you know, like holding on to
Speaker 2: the no fucking Vieira, no fucking here. There was a
Speaker 2: lot of shit missing that.
Speaker 3: I think this is sort of the same thing where
Speaker 3: the highs of like the Poch era, that sort of
Speaker 3: standard has allowed the fans like still think like that's
Speaker 3: where they're at and no shade, that was a very
Speaker 3: y'all were fucking really you were fucking really good and
Speaker 3: way better than us at the time. But I think
Speaker 3: the the lack of I think of objectivity like this
Speaker 3: is what happens. This is a broader question. Who do
Speaker 3: you think the next club is going to be that's
Speaker 3: really gonna stick with their manager? Do you think Tottenham
Speaker 3: will do that with Thomas Frank Because it to get
Speaker 3: past this ship, you really gotta fucking cycle out the
Speaker 3: wrong players and bring in the right ones.
Speaker 1: And you need a couple of years. But if I
Speaker 1: was a fan of Tottenham, I have to imagine everything
Speaker 1: Thomas Frank did would piss me off. Like even when
Speaker 1: they scored he hit the Howard Dean, he just hit
Speaker 1: a little like even that was like I want.
Speaker 2: Him gone, goofy ass celebration pulling up with arsenal espressos
Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't know. But
Speaker 2: truth I think Chelsea Chelsea will probably be the.
Speaker 4: Team this Yeah maybe maybe they they want to, but
Speaker 4: they always end that if he doesn't, if he doesn't get.
Speaker 2: It done, they will lose. If the fan. Once the
Speaker 2: fans do this, you're pretty you're pretty screwed. I'm trying to.
Speaker 4: Think if Arteta, if the fans were like this when
Speaker 4: they had the Arsenal had that really bad run.
Speaker 2: They weren't, and I think they were. It started to
Speaker 2: get up a little. I mean, that was the beginnings
Speaker 2: of people really being like Arteta out.
Speaker 3: Like the Arteta out crow came because a lot of
Speaker 3: those fans too completely impatient and completely lack the perspective.
Speaker 3: I think of the fans who have been supporting the
Speaker 3: team for much longer periods of being like no, no, no,
Speaker 3: like this is this looks like shit, but this is good.
Speaker 3: Like we are shedding our old fucking reptile skin right
Speaker 3: now and it looks ugly as fuck, but there's something
Speaker 3: coming through that you can tell, and a lot of
Speaker 3: people are just thinking, why aren't we fucking why.
Speaker 2: Aren't we fucking first place? Already? Just guy came from
Speaker 2: fucking Pepcorwl.
Speaker 4: When you started that analogy, I could imagine Arteta has
Speaker 4: given exact thing. We we shed guys, we shed guys
Speaker 4: skin and then a beautiful baby snake will a mudge guys, guys.
Speaker 6: He comes in, just rolls out a big ass Anaconda
Speaker 6: skin like.
Speaker 2: The movie The Spot ship guys and nacondas and then
Speaker 2: most ferocis killy machine. They have his censors in the water.
Speaker 2: They straight hold you tighter than you through love and
Speaker 2: the power of the embrace, closing your veins to explode.
Speaker 2: That's the monologue John Voy Gavegonda.
Speaker 3: Actually, but I did as Mickel art Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: and then you're gonna have and then as it's gonna
Speaker 3: be like, uh, gotfa, I don't think snake spot and
Speaker 3: he goes.
Speaker 2: They don't, Yeah, such as his fucking big ass might drop.
Speaker 2: He just leaves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, You're like, what the fuck was that? Jennifer Lopez
Speaker 1: appears and it's like, damn, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What's Owen Wilson doing here? He got the whole cast
Speaker 2: in here. Owen Wilson was in this ship. This is
Speaker 2: a Ohen is a good friend of mine. I get
Speaker 2: I get guys tips trom Owen guys.
Speaker 4: I saw him and I saw him in the TV
Speaker 4: show Stick and I thought, this guy knows, he knows
Speaker 4: about him.
Speaker 2: I saw something in him. Guys, guys, this is this
Speaker 2: is why I bring Owen here. Guys. He is underrated,
Speaker 2: under rated as a writer. No one knows that he
Speaker 2: is a good writer. Bottle RUFFI he do with his
Speaker 2: brother Luke, put him on the map doing other things. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is Owen Wilson. They think he just go oh wow, No,
Speaker 2: I keep not doing that because I was like, am
Speaker 2: I going to do the time? I was trying to
Speaker 2: up oh arsenal wow wow wow. But anyway, Spurs, how
Speaker 2: long do you reckon? He's gonna get fired right, there's
Speaker 2: no once everyone, and we just keep going. Thomas Frank
Speaker 2: said he made a quote.
Speaker 3: He said, I've never been in a situation and they said, hey,
Speaker 3: tomorrow are you in great?
Speaker 2: Tomorrow you lose fine.
Speaker 3: That's how he was discussing his conversation with the board
Speaker 3: about the Doorman match. So I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: because look, at the end of the day, he is
Speaker 3: a good manager. But it will take time to see
Speaker 3: the Thomas Frank version of Spurs, and right now is
Speaker 3: just gonna this is just like the ugly part and
Speaker 3: like the fly where he's here, like mid metamorphosis.
Speaker 6: Guys, I want to show you David Cronenberg, Bobby Horror.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, yeah, what kind of polkosts can get
Speaker 4: extremely data Anaconda references linked into Thomas Frank's tenure.
Speaker 2: Many, guys, guys, this is what we do. Just wait
Speaker 2: till next year.
Speaker 3: Bro, We're gonna be sitting there vaping with Leonardo DiCaprio
Speaker 3: and smoking cigarettes with Sean Penn.
Speaker 2: Right there, baby, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Moving on speaking to another team that's booing their manager
Speaker 3: and you know, but definitely not in the same situation.
Speaker 6: Liverpool Burnley this one again at home, one one one all.
Speaker 3: We got a goal from Florida and Vert's really nice
Speaker 3: goal inside the box, and then Marcus Edwards scored in
Speaker 3: the sixty fifth minute to level things. Liverpool looked better offensively,
Speaker 3: I'll say that they look like offensively I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: there you go, there you go defensively. Now now you're starting,
Speaker 3: I think, having to make some decisions about who's an
Speaker 3: old dog that you might have to, you know, move on.
Speaker 4: They're trying to replace a law of that defense. I
Speaker 4: think that's trying because Kanasa is going. Virgil's Stillgils still good,
Speaker 4: but he's definitely older.
Speaker 2: So any good leader to have, yeah, for sure. And
Speaker 2: I think they dining over that fool. I don't think
Speaker 2: fullbacks are great, to be honest, but no.
Speaker 3: I mean Andy Robertson is well past the age curve
Speaker 3: to perform the We know that falloff has already begun fully,
Speaker 3: like three seasons ago.
Speaker 2: He's getting as a football equivalent of a free bus ride.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, once you hit the eighty three, you'll like, yeah,
Speaker 4: sh it's just like that guy's sixty younger than me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kirkiz looks better, he gets he's getting better and better.
Speaker 2: It's it's not like how it was like in fucking
Speaker 2: October or November, when you're like, what's going on here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Playing in the Premier League seems hard as fuck and
Speaker 1: the fans have these crazy It's like, yeah, the fans
Speaker 1: are like, what the hell? Why don't we why are
Speaker 1: we ever losing? It's like, guys, new manager and new system.
Speaker 1: Half the team is new, what the fuck do you
Speaker 1: think is gonna happen? If I'm a Liverpool pain, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: at least versus scoring, Yeah, not get relegated when versus
Speaker 1: finally firing.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 3: I think it's just also the past few results have
Speaker 3: just been like you know, Burnley, they probably felt they
Speaker 3: could win. Maybe even for that fuller match they thought
Speaker 3: they could win. They drew nil nil the leads. I
Speaker 3: think it's like it feels more like an accumulation of
Speaker 3: the last you know, maybe six matches or so, and
Speaker 3: they're like the fuck and I and you know, of
Speaker 3: course you just won the league last year, so the
Speaker 3: frustrations are gonna boil, like really boil over pretty hard.
Speaker 4: And Burtz looks verts that finish was a short batlift.
Speaker 4: Who smashes that hard? I'm like, all right, So yeah,
Speaker 4: so they've gotten interested in a couple. I think it's
Speaker 4: not next week the week got they've got they're hosting
Speaker 4: City and I bat Liverpool to win that. Actually, I
Speaker 4: just think they're like they got like they did that
Speaker 4: game against Bernie. They would have won that any other
Speaker 4: ninety nine times out Hunt. They've got like a two
Speaker 4: point nine six xg to a you know, I mean
Speaker 4: like they were they had two shots cleared off the line.
Speaker 4: So I feel like they've turned the corner. It's just
Speaker 4: it's just frustrating for the fans. By I if any
Speaker 4: Liverpool fans have listened to this, I don't know why
Speaker 4: you would, but if you are, I do they do you?
Speaker 2: I do think you'll be.
Speaker 4: You'll looking pretty in a couple of weeks time, especially
Speaker 4: when you get moBack and yeah, tell.
Speaker 1: How to see if you do well? Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like versus vertsus informed because he's gone.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's I mean, that'll be the real question is
Speaker 2: to see when the reintegration of Mosala will be like,
Speaker 2: because it was he was making such a stink before
Speaker 2: that that it felt like, thank God that one coworker
Speaker 2: who's always complaining but makes the most fucking money is
Speaker 2: going on about well. In the meanwhile, I'm out here
Speaker 2: eating ship, getting all kinds of fucked up comments on
Speaker 2: my Instagram saying my eyes are too close together. I
Speaker 2: can't hope that I met a little kirk As anyway.
Speaker 1: Like a dog, when Snoop DOGG turns into it a dog,
Speaker 1: he got that type of look, oh nice, we need
Speaker 1: a dog.
Speaker 2: That's that when Snoop turned into that Doberman we all
Speaker 2: remember for people of a certain Ame, here's my question
Speaker 2: for you both.
Speaker 1: Is it possible for Liverpool fans to ever turn on Virgil?
Speaker 1: Could things get so bad that they would turn on virgial.
Speaker 3: Vandam They've definitely identified him as the weak link for sure.
Speaker 3: I don't know about turning, you know, because he's not He's.
Speaker 4: Pretty much he's not the best center back. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think he's one of the greatest centerbacks in the
Speaker 4: history of.
Speaker 2: The Premier League for sure. Yeah, especially at his best.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Saying goodbye to the legends is always tough. You just
Speaker 4: gotta you just gotta put him in a home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, heartless.
Speaker 6: I mean, like, how often do the legends really go, am,
Speaker 6: I'm not I'm gonna be real, bro, I am cooked.
Speaker 2: They'll never do that. They always fucking they need like
Speaker 2: three seasons of being totally cooked, or they go I
Speaker 2: might be cooked. And I get it.
Speaker 3: You're a fucking competitor and you've played so many seasons
Speaker 3: You're like, maybe that was an off season. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: come back harder this next one, trust me, even though
Speaker 3: my body is aging rapidly.
Speaker 1: Unless you Timo Werner, yah, you get that. San Jose
Speaker 1: earthquakes called and now you Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: The funniest image. Timo Werner with the San Jose earthquakes
Speaker 3: kid unveiling.
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's actually a good idea though, if you
Speaker 4: think it plays just a bit pasta as the coach
Speaker 4: and you've done how to get ridden, you just do
Speaker 4: a great text to every MLS team and got got
Speaker 4: ye down, bro, hey my boy, and then has come
Speaker 4: cooling right right, because.
Speaker 2: They would you would probably blow their mind. If last
Speaker 2: year Arnest Slot's like, y'all want Virgil van Dijk over
Speaker 2: there at the Galaxy, people were like, what, he's ready
Speaker 2: and they're like, well, he's not ready for over here.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 3: But I mean again, still so good that he'll he's
Speaker 3: he's still he'll be fine, I'm sure. But yeah, Liverpool
Speaker 3: turning the corner. Good to see, not a total disaster.
Speaker 2: Not soon enough though. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh the other thing though, what do you think where
Speaker 3: do you think Jabbi Alonso's gonna end up? Because right
Speaker 3: now we're talking, we were just talking about Spurs. People
Speaker 3: are like their fans are praying for Javi.
Speaker 2: No way. I'm like, yeah, you can't do that, you know,
Speaker 2: Javi like knows ball right, he can't. He's not. He's
Speaker 2: not Thomas Frank, Who's like, I would like to go closer.
Speaker 2: I would like to go to Zone one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're Jav, you can't go from a private
Speaker 1: school of all fucked up and titled spoiled kids to
Speaker 1: an insane public school where there nobody knows how to read.
Speaker 2: Give me something vative please.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then my one boy, James, also a Spur supporter.
Speaker 3: What's up, James? You might be listening. He was like, Man,
Speaker 3: I'm He's like, I'm not doing great. I'm hoping we
Speaker 3: get Jabi Alonzo. I'm like, yeah, you're not doing great.
Speaker 3: That's I get that, bro. That would be cool. And
Speaker 3: that's what you would need, is you would want someone
Speaker 3: with that clear vision. However, you need the entire boardroom.
Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of the way.
Speaker 2: And be like what what you need? Don't you don't
Speaker 2: you think, like, say, look at Carrot.
Speaker 4: So I predict that Carrick will do pretty well and
Speaker 4: they'll keep him longer and then it'll probably don't do
Speaker 4: very well, is my yes. But like, but these these
Speaker 4: bigger clubs, I do think it helps when there's the
Speaker 4: modern coach. There's like so Arteta I don't think would
Speaker 4: still have been arsen if he was in the next
Speaker 4: Arsenal player. I mean, if he would have true no
Speaker 4: connection to fans, So you can't ride out that storm
Speaker 4: that Thomas Franks and they don't know he's just a
Speaker 4: he's just a Danish guy who he's the walking dead.
Speaker 4: He looks like he's been dead the whole time. He
Speaker 4: is a dead man walking you. I mean, like, but
Speaker 4: they didn't have any connection to him.
Speaker 3: Say, he got soccer mom here, that's what they call it.
Speaker 3: That's what they say about Thomas Frank. Soccer soccer mom,
Speaker 3: white American soccer mom Karen here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's what's so he's got no connection.
Speaker 4: But like I'm just trying to think of, like what
Speaker 4: the thing you need, Like what ex player is also
Speaker 4: a good coach?
Speaker 2: You don't want to go, Michael Carroll want to go? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that's ironic.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think that could. I mean I don't think
Speaker 3: it's going to happen, But imagine Michael Carrick. They find
Speaker 3: their long term shiny manager United that they bring in
Speaker 3: Herrick's out of a job but does a great job
Speaker 3: with United enough that maybe Spurs are like, shit, man,
Speaker 3: maybe we fucking give Michael Carrick a shot, but that.
Speaker 2: Would be also such a fucking risk. Yeah, it's funny
Speaker 2: my brain.
Speaker 4: I was about to go, I reckon, in like five years,
Speaker 4: Modrich will be a coach and a Tottenham But then
Speaker 4: I realized the issue with that is once they've gone
Speaker 4: to Madrid, once they've been in Madrid for ten years,
Speaker 4: to flip in Tottenham after that, No, even the club
Speaker 4: just that the neighborhood is rubbish.
Speaker 3: They need they need someone who will treat Tottenham like
Speaker 3: how Jabi Alonzo treated Lever Cusen.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, yeah, letmo thug it out here, get
Speaker 3: my name up and then once I fucking do it,
Speaker 3: then I will leave you.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I will leave you so fucking quick. Aaron
Speaker 2: Aaron Lennon is no, just be really funny. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 2: so fast for us? Is let me King a manager?
Speaker 2: I feel like, come on, give a good man. I
Speaker 2: think I think Lesley King's a coach. Actually yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: who else could be? Look is a great shot, by
Speaker 2: the way, but the King's a great defender, great defender,
Speaker 2: and the one one of the few players. Yeah, Tarie
Speaker 2: Rae's least favorite defenders coming I think I was like,
Speaker 2: you're being on ree, but he wouldn't lie about that ship.
Speaker 2: He was like no, this dude was strong as fuck.
Speaker 3: And so oh with that to say, do you think
Speaker 3: maybe Jabi ends up at Liverpool because that felt like
Speaker 3: the real easy move was to go from Jurgen to
Speaker 3: Jabi Alonso.
Speaker 2: But at the time they were like, noah, bro he
Speaker 2: wants the real Madrid job, so he's going to stay
Speaker 2: another year. But now it feels like, what do you think.
Speaker 1: I mean, if they don't if they don't make Europe,
Speaker 1: if they don't make like good Europe, he's not so
Speaker 1: good Europe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure.
Speaker 4: So any British people listening what you mean there is like,
Speaker 4: that's like good Year. It would be like a nice
Speaker 4: in surailing trip Tuesday Wednesday nights, Tuesday nights. But then
Speaker 4: Bad Europe is like a Thompson all inclusive package holiday
Speaker 4: in magaloof where everyone else is British and you're like
Speaker 4: this this play, the food is ship, what everybody's orange?
Speaker 2: I thought I was going to be the only one
Speaker 2: with the fake son Tan what is that? No, we're
Speaker 2: going Ziete is a Kidthos my Greece. I really want
Speaker 2: to go to Zikinthos. I've seen a lot of young
Speaker 2: British people go there. I thought that was somebody in Africa.
Speaker 6: There was there was that show called sex Lies and
Speaker 6: like Crying Eyes or something.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: This show was like kids doing spring break in Europe,
Speaker 3: but their parents were watching in a fit.
Speaker 2: Watched that was a great show on BBC three. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a bro This show was fucked up, Jamel.
Speaker 3: These kids will be wild in the fuck out drugs, alcohol,
Speaker 3: fucking all this ship.
Speaker 2: Their parents are watching, just full on dailies of hitting
Speaker 2: camera shit.
Speaker 4: That's that was a really funny episod that I think.
Speaker 4: It's in a ski result and this like group of
Speaker 4: like sixteen year old lads or fifteen year old lads.
Speaker 4: It was like five of them, but it was just
Speaker 4: so like sad sing I'm mean, like teenagers. This one
Speaker 4: guy's like, well, I'm obviously like the most handsome, so
Speaker 4: like you know, yeah, and we're all handsome lads apart
Speaker 4: from you, like Mike, and then like Mike was just
Speaker 4: like this ugly dude who's just really sad.
Speaker 2: It was just like, you know, I don't like it
Speaker 2: when he joked about my parents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yo, it was fuck. It was called sun Sex
Speaker 3: and suspicious parents. Yes, bro, this ship okay, damn they're
Speaker 3: killing room raiders. So Jamel, I'm gonna fuck you. Just
Speaker 3: watch this on YouTube, get high and watch the ship.
Speaker 3: You were gonna fucking it seems gonna blow your mind again.
Speaker 2: I love reality. I love UK culture. So I found
Speaker 2: this ship so quick when it came out.
Speaker 3: Nothing comes close in the American TV to this because
Speaker 3: these parents are also so some of these parents think
Speaker 3: their kids like never drank or nothing or virgins and shit,
Speaker 3: and they're out here doing helicopters in the streets and
Speaker 3: they're like the fuck yeah, And then they got to
Speaker 3: do the thing like to catch a predator where they
Speaker 3: show up to a lunch and their whole family is
Speaker 3: there being like suck player.
Speaker 2: Yeah you finish thing to tea bag your friend? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's only one tea bag we like in our household.
Speaker 2: Oh Gray, all right, just because your grandfather was in
Speaker 2: the Royal Air Force doesn't give you a right to
Speaker 2: do helicopters. Yeah, all right, moving on Aston Villa nil
Speaker 2: Everton one.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I tried to bet on this in New Orleans. Whenever
Speaker 1: I'm in a city where it's legal to bet, I
Speaker 1: start firing.
Speaker 2: Up the apps. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. And I tried
Speaker 2: to be pragmatic. I tried to bet with my mind,
Speaker 2: you're going to happen here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I was ready. I was like, fuck.
Speaker 4: So it was about I was looking at the results
Speaker 4: after the Arsenal game and I was like, well, well lasted,
Speaker 4: just like Cat.
Speaker 2: There's never been a more guaranteed whenever.
Speaker 4: Villa haven't lost at home since I think Arsenal since
Speaker 4: at the beginning of twenty last season.
Speaker 3: No, I think it was the first. And this season
Speaker 3: I wasn't okay, Like the first match of this season,
Speaker 3: they've had eleven Unbi game mode or whatever, another one
Speaker 3: another fucking run ended out of nowhere, and somehow we
Speaker 3: benefit from that. So because of that, now with Villa
Speaker 3: losing in City losing, we're still seven points clear with
Speaker 3: them on forty three points and we're on fifty points.
Speaker 2: Tiern o'berry, my guy mate. He's been such a funny player.
Speaker 4: But I mean the funniest thing about that goal was
Speaker 4: that guy hadn't had a shot on target in nineteen shots,
Speaker 4: and you every time you get guys wanted one, you
Speaker 4: like he's gonna Yeah. So you smashed this into the
Speaker 4: stand and the most dainty it was. So it was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like mess princess drinking picky out, so dainty.
Speaker 4: And then I love a guy who never does something
Speaker 4: like that. Acting as soon as he did it, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, dusting his shoulders off and ship, You're like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck that sold to me? They heard the noise.
Speaker 1: Man, everybody's saying that this was a for sure Villa
Speaker 1: win and he got Everton over there. They're not in
Speaker 1: the relegation zone right when Galish is out there, that's
Speaker 1: like a real team.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, for sure it was true. But is that
Speaker 6: is Jack really's gained weight.
Speaker 2: That's a little thicker.
Speaker 1: He looks like a ponytail because he's putting a bandit,
Speaker 1: you know, that really thick elastic game.
Speaker 3: He's got that like like like I'm taking supplements gut,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I feel like his is
Speaker 3: sticking out or some ship like you're taking hg H.
Speaker 2: And is he got that. You know how your organs
Speaker 2: get all big. That's why fucking Joe Rogan and Elon
Speaker 2: Musk got that big ass, stupid looking chest because their
Speaker 2: organs are fucking growing.
Speaker 3: Organs to grow when you do that is the way
Speaker 3: they are when you're off that all that fucking testosterone
Speaker 3: HGH type ship, like your organs grown.
Speaker 2: The point you bigger on how many pounds is how
Speaker 2: many pounds as your lung left? Yeah, bro oh Man
Speaker 2: got my spleen up to fucking thirty eight pounds. Bro
Speaker 2: fucking sick. Nobody's fucking with me.
Speaker 4: The guy had some surgery the other day. The guy
Speaker 4: was holding a pancreas and he got a fit of
Speaker 4: doctors in the hole.
Speaker 2: Have you have you felt away on this pancas? This
Speaker 2: is a heavy thing. Did you see the unami post
Speaker 2: match interview? Didn't after very odd, very he's not beating
Speaker 2: the allegations that he is a sore fucking loser. He is, dude,
Speaker 2: he is. He is so solid. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I should have known because I did the other thing
Speaker 4: I said to you was I was like, well, Vella
Speaker 4: definitely gonna win. I go, but Villa, I said, Villa,
Speaker 4: not in any way in the title race, despite even
Speaker 4: if they'd won that game, they're not in the title
Speaker 4: race because yeah we know, I Amory and that guy's
Speaker 4: sheets are worse than Jason's.
Speaker 7: He's just leaving in there. He just he just yeah,
Speaker 7: he just his bed is burning. Guy, he's great for
Speaker 7: a club that's a bit below the top level. Who
Speaker 7: overachieved if he has that like finish line in sight.
Speaker 7: So we saw that guy sub on.
Speaker 4: Four defenders for four attackers a half time in games
Speaker 4: and screwed the game.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, John McGinn's then this is the other
Speaker 3: thing too, right is the injuries. That was the other
Speaker 3: thing is like they don't have the depth. John McGinn
Speaker 3: went off injury in that match. Looked like he just
Speaker 3: went down grabbing his fucking meat cap.
Speaker 2: And I was like for the World Cup because my
Speaker 2: wife will be very sad. Oh yeah, he's playing.
Speaker 6: Well, what's the nickname for the Scottish national team?
Speaker 2: Are they like the what do they call it? Don't
Speaker 2: they got a nickname? Blue blue flames? No, the bag
Speaker 2: I should know.
Speaker 11: This is my wife's divorce. Miss goche tartan army, tart army.
Speaker 11: There we go, yeah, and also shout out to all
Speaker 11: my Queen's Bridge Rat fans. Also, they're called the Brave Hearts. Okay,
Speaker 11: okay this hey, they call Andy Robertson Horse the booty Killer.
Speaker 2: Okay. Anyway, my god, I feel like you could sing
Speaker 2: Uchi Wally with a Scottish accent and it probably sounds
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: Och Chi bang bang. Yeah, we'll find out that song
Speaker 1: was wild, bro, Yeah, we were running that in middle
Speaker 1: school that I was.
Speaker 3: With a wild orientalist flute play. And he's like, oh, man, okay,
Speaker 3: where the funk are we? I don't even know listeners.
Speaker 3: I hope you're enjoying it, because we definitely are.
Speaker 2: You were talking about this, Everton upset. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh this is the thing I want to play. This
Speaker 2: is this is uni Amory.
Speaker 3: After he's a lot of people are like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is he trying to say, But he's like, bro,
Speaker 3: we are not even in the We're not even contenders
Speaker 3: for the fucking top five.
Speaker 2: This is what he said after the match, Andro, we
Speaker 2: can win.
Speaker 1: We did a very good season until now and today
Speaker 1: we lost, of course, and we will get balance because
Speaker 1: we are first in the league.
Speaker 2: How important then, is that reaction next week from your players?
Speaker 2: We're still being not contender to be in the world.
Speaker 2: We are now, But what does it take them in
Speaker 2: your opinion? Because there are another teams with more potential
Speaker 2: than us. Why do you think that?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, glad that man does not manage
Speaker 4: my team. Yeah than that WEDS coming that weds four
Speaker 4: seconds of silence, No, thank.
Speaker 2: You, Just get get that weird energy away from me.
Speaker 2: Oh you you don't know why. I just said five
Speaker 2: I know five couples that have more potential than us
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Really and it's like you're playing you're playing against a
Speaker 1: really good goalie. I mean, you know Pickford had a
Speaker 1: couple of big as huge saves. Yeah, Morgan Rogers should
Speaker 1: have scored, which lord knows how he even got the
Speaker 1: ship on frame.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of people were like, what is
Speaker 2: he saying? Is he taking a dig at the squad?
Speaker 3: Is he taking a dig at the hierarchy at the
Speaker 3: club because they just sold Donielle Mollin And they're like,
Speaker 3: what the we need fucking people?
Speaker 2: What are you trying to fucking do on the side now?
Speaker 1: Donnielle Marlin wasn't even that good. He just looked like
Speaker 1: he was he looked like was hector in training.
Speaker 2: Day and that and you know when I like that, Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: you're welcome, bro. We fucking we we wolded him, bro,
Speaker 2: and they had to flog him because he wasn't good enough.
Speaker 2: It did great in Europe anyway, So he scored I
Speaker 2: think immediately on his debut for Romo, Like what the
Speaker 2: fuck I'm trying to think.
Speaker 4: Of emotionally, So I'm just trying to get in the
Speaker 4: headspace of him at like, you know, the same happening
Speaker 4: to glasnow Palace, Like oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people are just and people are just selling your
Speaker 2: best play it.
Speaker 4: I'm just like trying to think of what in life
Speaker 4: would be the equivalent of that, and how annoying it
Speaker 4: must be to try and be like if domestically, I
Speaker 4: was trying to like like wash the dishes and then
Speaker 4: I came back and my wife had just sold the
Speaker 4: dish washer, and then I was all used to scrub
Speaker 4: go to that as well.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 3: Have you ever have you ever worked at a place
Speaker 3: that was going out of business while you were working there?
Speaker 2: That's what it reminds me of. I used to do
Speaker 2: all kinds of man at all kinds of jobs.
Speaker 3: I used to work in a place making custom T shirts,
Speaker 3: like with a heat press and shit on Beverley and
Speaker 3: this was this. This lady opened this store in two
Speaker 3: thousand and eight, like in the fucking the recession just
Speaker 3: kicked off, and she's like, I'm gonna put up hundreds
Speaker 3: of thousands of dollars to make a novelty T shirt store.
Speaker 3: This ship was going out of business within six months
Speaker 3: and every day shit was missing. She's like, I had
Speaker 3: to take one of the computers to sell them.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's how the customers look at the graphics.
Speaker 3: They can even put on his shirt, so we're not
Speaker 3: gonna do She's like, we could use an iPad and
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay. Then if she wasn't read stocking to stop.
Speaker 3: They're like, can I get this on a white shirt?
Speaker 3: I'm like, we don't have white shirts, bro, we have
Speaker 3: a peoples leave buddy. Yeah, like that's all we got
Speaker 3: and that's what I feel shirt bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They're like, what the fuck? How am I going
Speaker 2: to run the shirt shop when there's no shirt shop?
Speaker 4: This is the shop where the real thing you're buying
Speaker 4: is the gift of imagination.
Speaker 2: That's what you guys, that's what we're a club, A
Speaker 2: club of imagination, you know, imagine that we're performed well.
Speaker 3: Also, before we just move on Chelsea to Brentford. Nill
Speaker 3: and Ra Senior's Premier League debuted.
Speaker 2: Didn't his real debut didn't go so well.
Speaker 3: And we'll get to that because I was the Carling
Speaker 3: Cup or care about whatever the fun we're calling it.
Speaker 3: But also god damn man, Brentford could have fucking won
Speaker 3: that game.
Speaker 4: I was watching, you know, Kevin shaw Day was yeah, decision,
Speaker 4: it's like trying to square the bull when he should
Speaker 4: have shot.
Speaker 3: And then show day it used to be my lover's
Speaker 3: rock exactly, fucking with the sweetest tablet of not scoring
Speaker 3: a sitter like that? How dare you the x G
Speaker 3: on that was.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, that was a game where you're like, that's
Speaker 4: not sustainable when you just watch a game like you
Speaker 4: are not gonna do well if that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not well, listen, Chris, in some process, man, they're
Speaker 1: still aging the guys.
Speaker 2: They're still aging the men over there.
Speaker 3: Stanford Bride you yeah, LinkedIn Liam as he's so fondly
Speaker 3: called because of his capacity to just say that look.
Speaker 2: People are like man tonal So Cringey rolls motaphors and
Speaker 2: he knows he's you just to motivate the players, guys,
Speaker 2: Liam rosenr.
Speaker 3: This ship is unforgott whatever. Let me play this clip.
Speaker 3: A lot of people have pointed out he's he's kind.
Speaker 6: Of not a quirky management style dude, kind of looks
Speaker 6: as shit different.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 8: I'm a manager or coach, both coaching and coaching has
Speaker 8: wanted to improve players on the tape go on top
Speaker 8: to cool level management is making sure that you have
Speaker 8: a strong culture, that your players have rules and regulations,
Speaker 8: and you manage them in the right way. In English,
Speaker 8: manage if you split the two words, it's my age
Speaker 8: aging men.
Speaker 2: That's bored English, yo, That's that's what we call motherfucking bars.
Speaker 2: Okay he said you in English, man, you split that up.
Speaker 2: That man, he's talking like a broke pip. See here, girl,
Speaker 2: you know man that you break that down. That's man eight.
Speaker 2: You feel me, And that's what I'm trying to do. This.
Speaker 2: You got Cole Palmer sitting in like an oak barrel.
Speaker 2: He's taking it so literally. This is this is a
Speaker 2: Spanish oak cask that he's stewing in right now like
Speaker 2: some of our best scotches. All right, my god, oh
Speaker 2: so funny. Hey man, it's man age, you know, because
Speaker 2: men age. Yeah, that's called the passage of time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking man, I don't even know what that means, like,
Speaker 2: because he doesn't really go on to be like I
Speaker 2: guess you know, I'm trying to get these young guys
Speaker 2: to set them up for success. He just kind of thought,
Speaker 2: he you know, he says it. He says it.
Speaker 4: He says it to the place here to age you
Speaker 4: his men, and then he just doesn't talk for fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2: And then he goes and looks. He just aged. He
Speaker 2: just the old age together, guys right now, fifteen to
Speaker 2: be aware of that. Did you feel it? We're now wiser? Yep,
Speaker 2: we're not better. Everybody. Look at your pubes right now. Everybody,
Speaker 2: look at your pubes. You got a white one yet?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, all right, all right, age a little more. Just
Speaker 2: wait a little bit though, I don't even have it
Speaker 2: it yet. Don't worry, boy, they'll come in. They'll come in.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, boy, I'm believe in you. Don't. Don't be embarrassed.
Speaker 4: I do feel bad, Like so Arteta gets that. You
Speaker 4: take the stuff out of context and it's bad. But like, definitely,
Speaker 4: like some of the articles about him are there to
Speaker 4: just make it sound even more. There's one way, like
Speaker 4: he doesn't wear gloves at training so the players can
Speaker 4: hear his clapping. Yeah, he's got them doing lego building.
Speaker 4: So him and Arteta are definitely in the same sort
Speaker 4: of modern day thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Arteta, I think he can kind of. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to think. I wasn't an Arsenal fan, would I find
Speaker 4: it as.
Speaker 3: I think they don't like it because it's different than
Speaker 3: the sort of like you'll get up their asses and
Speaker 3: just fucking yell at them and be strict and just
Speaker 3: have standards and be like Vincent companies.
Speaker 4: Like the asses because of the Barry fry cliff I
Speaker 4: was playing. Yeah, exactly, said Jamel is a Barry Fryer
Speaker 4: Peterboro United manager for many, many years, just drops the
Speaker 4: F bomb conservatively, say fifty two times in about twenty
Speaker 4: seconds and then keepsking about getting up people's asses for
Speaker 4: the whole whole take.
Speaker 3: I don't know personally, and obviously I'm biased, but in
Speaker 3: a one to one comparison between Liam Rasenir and Arteta.
Speaker 3: I think Arteta Arteta is a very cerebral person, and
Speaker 3: he is if you see him talk just generally about things.
Speaker 3: He's a pretty intellectual guy. And I get that it
Speaker 3: comes off in kind of like these painful, like substitute
Speaker 3: teacher ways, and he's like, we're gonna learn about geometry today,
Speaker 3: hold this triangle. But you know what, I think for
Speaker 3: him being a player, learning from truly some of the
Speaker 3: greatest managers to have ever done, it has given him
Speaker 3: a perspective of learning. It's like, Okay, this motherfucker like
Speaker 3: you probably like Wenger Bro did not motherfucker didn't give
Speaker 3: a shit. He was too fucking vibing. However, vibes matter. However,
Speaker 3: vibes matter, and that's what that matters. And then he
Speaker 3: goes to Guardiola and he's like, this shit is a
Speaker 3: little too military. I think, let me find my weird version.
Speaker 3: So I don't know, Yeah, we're senior.
Speaker 2: Feels like when they said we want to kill Arteta,
Speaker 2: and they said we got to kill Arteta at home,
Speaker 2: and then you got man age and you don't have
Speaker 2: cool drawings of a heart and a light bulb and
Speaker 2: ship houlding the pants, so I know you're not off base.
Speaker 2: I was listening to an interview with ox Lay Chamberlain
Speaker 2: where he said Arteta was the one who made a
Speaker 2: anger like breakdown film, like would watch film? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: remember we need a tape? Yeah yeah what yah? Should
Speaker 2: we do it?
Speaker 4: We've got like twenty three hours of the day where
Speaker 4: we don't do anything, right, I guess we could watch something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd rather ube it up.
Speaker 4: But I'll be interested to see how they do. I
Speaker 4: do think the difference is Aeta has a has a
Speaker 4: gravitazed him that I don't think Rasenia has like a
Speaker 4: like a a scariness. I guess for lack of a
Speaker 4: bed time.
Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, but well, since he's a fucking freak
Speaker 2: on the Touchlowne also coming out coming off of Guardiola's
Speaker 2: bench is doing a lot of lifting for him too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, you know what I mean, like is
Speaker 2: that then the.
Speaker 3: Reputation precedes you because you've worn like as his right hand, like,
Speaker 3: so you are you know, you're kind of like Kirkling
Speaker 3: signature of Wardiola people.
Speaker 2: But we'll see then Chelsea, ye too, Nil win a
Speaker 2: good Win.
Speaker 4: That but I will let's let's see where they're out
Speaker 4: in five games, because in the opposite way to Liverpool,
Speaker 4: who I think drew but I think look good. I
Speaker 4: think they somehow want to nil and didn't. That's that's
Speaker 4: not suspect that Chelsea's defense. Yeah, I've heard of someone else.
Speaker 4: But they were like I think it's maybe on as
Speaker 4: convition or something. They're like, they've just bought attackers, like
Speaker 4: so many wingers, because I think they get good resale
Speaker 4: value an you resell them. They just haven't bought any
Speaker 4: good defenders. But they are trying to buy this guy
Speaker 4: Jeremy Jacket, which is a great name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a pretty good name for a defender. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it zipped up.
Speaker 2: Like c q e u e T.
Speaker 4: A q u e T been linked with it as well.
Speaker 4: But anyway, we'll see. But again, if you just buy
Speaker 4: young defenders, it's not the word. And we'll see see
Speaker 4: how they do. We'll see well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I mean, like fast forward or real mind
Speaker 3: to the Caravello Cup where we beat them three two,
Speaker 3: and man, I mean like again, defensively, they weren't looking great,
Speaker 3: like the goals we scored were find the the fuck
Speaker 3: is Zuba Mendi goal bro.
Speaker 6: The way he sat Wesley Fafanna's ass down was so.
Speaker 3: Funny, like just with a quick lift of I might shooting,
Speaker 3: keeping it moving, and the way he was just like
Speaker 3: yeah and so angry at himself. I'm like, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: those are not the standards for sure, Like you can't
Speaker 3: you can't be you can't be getting sold a fake
Speaker 3: shot like that.
Speaker 4: That that game is another talk about the extinal being
Speaker 4: hit that I think Austenin that felt like a full
Speaker 4: one game that ended up being three too. And so yeah,
Speaker 4: they'll have a they'll have a sniff Chelsea going into
Speaker 4: the second leg, but I think Arsenal will win it.
Speaker 4: But some people talking about we talked, we are we
Speaker 4: fully have we have we moved onto this now we
Speaker 4: sort of pivoting from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so with a little bit of time
Speaker 3: we have left, I think we could talk about the
Speaker 3: car I'm still called Carlin and and also because we do.
Speaker 2: Need to get to that aftercar the Rumbelow's Cup.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but yeah, no, I thought that was a
Speaker 4: game where I was like, Arsenal looked really good away
Speaker 4: from him. First time they won semifinal in eight attempts,
Speaker 4: I think, or something crazy like that, or maybe that's
Speaker 4: for But it's a weird game because you're like, outplayed them,
Speaker 4: played really well, scored three goals, their goalie look crap,
Speaker 4: Arsenal looked dominant, and then they've got a sniff. Though
Speaker 4: even if it's even, if it's three to one, I
Speaker 4: think it's game. I think it's tie over. But they
Speaker 4: get an early goal in the next leg Chelsea, then
Speaker 4: then this game on. But I still think Arsenal will
Speaker 4: win pretty comfortably. Yeah, Marino had a chance to end it,
Speaker 4: and whatever saying that's Robert Sanchez is so weird. Two
Speaker 4: of the most terrible bits of goalkeeping. Then he pulls
Speaker 4: that's insane save off that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't understand how Marino didn't get to
Speaker 1: start at Forrest based off that. I'm putting Marino up top. Hey,
Speaker 1: he almost ended the tie for us. He is a striker.
Speaker 2: You got to give him up there.
Speaker 3: I think it's because we are so desperate to get
Speaker 3: Yakarez the confidence to really get him firing. They're like, okay, baby,
Speaker 3: you had that one were you desperately smashed in that
Speaker 3: goal after Sanchez flat panded it, so now come on, now, one.
Speaker 4: I think Yoka is actually away from Mombes to get up.
Speaker 4: He runs hard and runs like you know, the channels
Speaker 4: and stuff. But then I just think of Forrest him,
Speaker 4: adaway K and Martinelli's three sprinters right where you want
Speaker 4: at least one you want to truss Art in there
Speaker 4: or Pacayo. Yeah, or like you said, Jimmel, if you
Speaker 4: put Marino there to drop in and the other two
Speaker 4: run beyond, that feels more. I don't know why he
Speaker 4: did that again as well, three sprinty players and not
Speaker 4: one ball handler.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if that's him obviously thinking about
Speaker 3: like inter but obviously we can draw the next two
Speaker 3: matches and we'll still be in the top two in
Speaker 3: the Champions League. So there's a bit of a cushion there.
Speaker 3: But I think also the United tie too, Like after
Speaker 3: seeing what the fuck they were doing, I'm like, you
Speaker 3: know this this is gonna be We're gonna have to
Speaker 3: fucking really step it up.
Speaker 2: And even after that, we had a bunch of chances
Speaker 2: for yeah, man, we had our chances. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All of the commentary that I heard with people were
Speaker 1: so disappointed, like Charles Watts was like a side I've
Speaker 1: never seen Charles Charles Watts be so upset and disappointed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's because of the nature of Christ.
Speaker 3: We were talking about this after the match, was we
Speaker 3: haven't won in so long, and we're so desperate too
Speaker 3: that when we have these moments to ease our anxiety,
Speaker 3: were like, well, fuck, bro, maybe we want nine points clear.
Speaker 2: I can felt a little bit better about this shit,
Speaker 2: maybe I could sleep at night. But keep in mind, the.
Speaker 3: Titles we've won have not been runaway successes like in
Speaker 3: two thousand and two, that shit happened on the penultimate
Speaker 3: game of the season that we won that league. So
Speaker 3: it's not like I think people have like this weird
Speaker 3: recency bias of seeing City just fucking beat the fuck
Speaker 3: out of everybody and win the league like ten points
Speaker 3: clear and shit, and think that's the norm. And unfortunately,
Speaker 3: because we're misfiring offensively, it's going to be tighter.
Speaker 2: We just don't.
Speaker 6: We're not able to be as clinical as we would
Speaker 6: like to beat up fucking twelve clear.
Speaker 2: We could have been.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's funny even if Arsenal were like like
Speaker 4: fifteen points people. But I think at the moment, it
Speaker 4: looks like the league is going to be one with
Speaker 4: like a really low total, like eighty points or something.
Speaker 4: But yeah, the United game will be an interest to
Speaker 4: be interesting. He does because I think against into the
Speaker 4: reason he rested those players, but uh, soccer and trust.
Speaker 4: I was like, all right, Inter were hard at them
Speaker 4: and United. But if I was, this is me being scared.
Speaker 4: I'm like, just not throw the Inter game, but just
Speaker 4: rotate heavily there because United are going to be doing
Speaker 4: the thing you alwaso about my as the prison. They've
Speaker 4: got Arsenal in the prison. Yeah, anesthetic push ups, ready
Speaker 4: to battle. If go away to Inter with the same
Speaker 4: team you then play with on the Sunday, I don't
Speaker 4: think that's That's not.
Speaker 2: What I do. Know what he's gonna do that ship
Speaker 2: some first.
Speaker 1: Really my main concern is I want to see as
Speaker 1: a start that game. Yeah that's as a as a
Speaker 1: time please Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: For real, for real. And then City won two nail
Speaker 2: against Newcastle. That's really not a surprise.
Speaker 4: So if definitely the world longest var decision of all time,
Speaker 4: by the way, which even if I was like, what
Speaker 4: do we just just get come on when it's just
Speaker 4: I think naturally that the Semide thing bright, yeah, is great,
Speaker 4: it's great.
Speaker 2: The one must be millions of dollars spend and why
Speaker 2: does it take it? So I just checked my pubes.
Speaker 2: I got a white one man. I'm aging brow the
Speaker 2: whistle and God, we got to touch on this before
Speaker 2: we go the Afcon final.
Speaker 3: Morocco vers Senegal Senegal. One Saidio Mayne has now won
Speaker 3: it twice. Fucking absolute legend.
Speaker 2: Now, I mean prior to this he was, but now
Speaker 2: fully like in terms of African footballers, Saudio Mayne, Sadio
Speaker 2: main as I call him. He cemented his place there.
Speaker 2: But the final was so fucking wacky.
Speaker 3: I texted y'all because I caught it from the like
Speaker 3: eighty something minute and was like, I don't know if
Speaker 3: you're seeing this. This is the most fucking wacky thing
Speaker 3: I've seen so far, really, and for people, I recommend
Speaker 3: you watch. Because there was a penalty given in the
Speaker 3: ninety fifth minute, with like three minutes left in injury time.
Speaker 2: It was pretty soft. The var came in, they gave
Speaker 2: the penalty.
Speaker 3: The Senegal Senegalese team was like not having it that
Speaker 3: they fucking the coaches like, that's it, boys, pack it up.
Speaker 1: We're not doing this shit, we're not doing that league
Speaker 1: that is like AAU that is travel soccer behavior.
Speaker 2: That's embarrassing parent behavior. No, this is this is not
Speaker 2: fair and I'm not gonna have my kids play like this. No, no,
Speaker 2: this is not fair. This is not right.
Speaker 1: And you're on the field, like, Dad, you told me
Speaker 1: I couldn't quit last week. Yeah, now you're telling me
Speaker 1: to run off the field.
Speaker 2: But yeah, get your ass off. Yeah. Get is how cool?
Speaker 2: People quit?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, quit, winner's rage quit. Thank again, Thank god
Speaker 3: for saudio money. He fucking was like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: are we doing? No, like, we gotta fucking play man,
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this? He got the team back
Speaker 3: out there. Credit to him and Brahim Diaz my guests.
Speaker 3: One of the worst mother fucking penalties of all time.
Speaker 3: He goes for a pananka.
Speaker 4: Okay off to like a twenty minute stoppage, which is
Speaker 4: it was like ten minutes, bro.
Speaker 1: I love looking at the be in sports highlights on this,
Speaker 1: it jumps from ninety third minute.
Speaker 2: To like one away fifteen yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So he takes that penalty.
Speaker 3: He is distraught and there were people saying wondering speculating
Speaker 3: if Brahim Diaz missed that intentionally because of the bar
Speaker 3: call being controversial. I'm like, there's not a single player
Speaker 3: who has been like, oh man, we got a soft
Speaker 3: bar penalty.
Speaker 2: I might as well be right with the universally with.
Speaker 4: The Moroccan fan. Dude, there's no way you would do
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, are you joking? Imagine what they do to
Speaker 4: the goalies towel, what they do to that guys. Bro,
Speaker 4: I'm all, first of all, I'm worried about Bro.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I hopefully Brahim Diaz.
Speaker 3: Okay, he was fucking beyond upset, and as you should be,
Speaker 3: because everyone's like, bro, you look, you look dunb his
Speaker 3: hell for that.
Speaker 2: It's crazy cool to do that. He went. He got.
Speaker 1: In America, we call that icing the kicker and for sure,
Speaker 1: and in America you don't get fifteen minutes of life.
Speaker 3: Did you see the memes where it was there's a
Speaker 3: photo of Michael Arteta writing in a notepad and saying
Speaker 3: like okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, like fucking call it,
Speaker 3: say the pedalty coals bullshit.
Speaker 2: I used to fucking penalty taker for too.
Speaker 4: Many come back players those players fucking aged, bro, there's
Speaker 4: no age, yeah beautifully but yeah, yeah they were all
Speaker 4: fun anyway.
Speaker 3: So uh and also like controversially, there was a goal
Speaker 3: that was called back to that Senegal could have had,
Speaker 3: which has fueled a lot of speculation to your point
Speaker 3: about the towel ship, that the Moroccans have been up
Speaker 3: to some funck shit this entire tournament, and you know
Speaker 3: they were a lot of people are like, they're getting
Speaker 3: all the calls, but the ball boys stealing the goalkeeper's towel,
Speaker 3: now that is that's just fucking stupid. And Karmiley, if
Speaker 3: that's how you're gonna win, I think be probably deserved
Speaker 3: to when to lose the way you did, wonderful bad boat.
Speaker 2: So both teams comma is off leaving the field standing
Speaker 2: in the towels? How is that not? How is no
Speaker 2: one policing that?
Speaker 3: I guess it's like a wed like the I mean
Speaker 3: the people that were what was the backup keeper and
Speaker 3: other bench players. So like the Senegalese backup keeper went
Speaker 3: to goal run the towel uh to Mendy whenever he
Speaker 3: needed it because he couldn't leave it by the goalpost
Speaker 3: because the ball boys kept snatching it and ship so
Speaker 3: like that. I don't know if you saw the clip.
Speaker 3: There was one where this Moroccan bench player was like
Speaker 3: basically like ding him up to keep the the backup
Speaker 3: keeper from giving Mendy the fucking towel. It was stupid
Speaker 3: and then like the ball boys are getting into it.
Speaker 3: But there were a lot of the players have come
Speaker 3: out and been like this ship is fucking weird. Bro,
Speaker 3: Like you know papmante Sar, the Spurs player, I think
Speaker 3: he was ill. A lot of players went down sick
Speaker 3: before the final. One of their fullbacks ismailed. Jake Cubbs
Speaker 3: said it's quote is no coincidence that people started going
Speaker 3: down sick, and he said in the mix unquote a
Speaker 3: lot happened before the match. I think a lot will
Speaker 3: come out afterwards. It wasn't just this situation. Plenty happened
Speaker 3: before the match too. But you'll find out now, I
Speaker 3: don't know, some good old fashion Yeah, it is like
Speaker 3: the Touttenham doc Cai thing is the Lasagna, the west
Speaker 3: Ham Lasagna chef I think was an account for many years.
Speaker 4: Is that what they're trying to claim that people going
Speaker 4: down sick of the because of some sort of intentional wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me see, like hold on, because
Speaker 3: a lot of people are pointing out they're like, that's
Speaker 3: crazy that, like you fell ill after playing against Yeah,
Speaker 3: because again Guinea bis So, I think, said they also
Speaker 3: got sick a few hours before their game against Morocco.
Speaker 3: Four years ago. There was another incident in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: The gab On team said that they got food poisoning
Speaker 3: twenty twenty one. That was the one I just talked
Speaker 3: about where people were like, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Every time we've played Morocco, people have gotten sick as
Speaker 2: fuck right before crazy, So I don't know, we'll see,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it was very like pop Monte Sorry, he
Speaker 2: went to the hospital at halftime. He was so fucking sick.
Speaker 2: Whoa so?
Speaker 1: And then Brahim Diaz got sick on accident, he's over there.
Speaker 1: I dropped some people's yeah, heels and shit.
Speaker 2: Brahim Diaz unfortunately, he messed himself. He done messed himself up,
Speaker 2: But ed did Jason. I also didn't realize. I was like,
Speaker 2: I didn't know Brahim Diaz was Moroccan too.
Speaker 4: Years I went to Morocco and twenty twelve and the
Speaker 4: man tricked me into following him all the way to
Speaker 4: a tannery I didn't want to go to.
Speaker 2: So hey, yeah, oh wow he high bro very good.
Speaker 2: Me and my wife walking for this. You know, they
Speaker 2: go in, uh, what's the cap in America?
Speaker 4: Actually were through these tunnels and he goes and I'm
Speaker 4: you know, I'm pretty street savvy in other countries. I'm like,
Speaker 4: don't need anything. He goes, This guy's just walking in
Speaker 4: front of me. He actually like he was acting like,
Speaker 4: oh like it was nothing. He was like he wasn't
Speaker 4: even like trying to talk to me. He's like care
Speaker 4: history of being being tricked by dame.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I've done that when people offer me drugs on the
Speaker 3: beaches of Mexico and I tried them right there and
Speaker 3: I said not, this shit ain't banging hard enough. And
Speaker 3: then they tried if they were gonna rob me, because
Speaker 3: they were like, I don't know what the fuck you
Speaker 3: thought this was. This is not take a penny, Give
Speaker 3: a penny at seven eleven. Look it all it happens, baby.
Speaker 4: You got that's where your beef with Mexico started, pre
Speaker 4: pre Dutch Nationals, so you should have had it on
Speaker 4: the sign. Okay, did you say that when I entered
Speaker 4: this beach store.
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, that's gonna do it for us this week.
Speaker 3: Uh ain't a footy another fucking banger episode in the
Speaker 3: fucking books.
Speaker 2: Anybody got anything to plook?
Speaker 1: February third, Blend Barber, Hyland Park. He goes free comedy show.
Speaker 1: It's called Fresh Produce.
Speaker 6: Oh that's also my son's birthday, so well wish.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, what time is it that coming down?
Speaker 2: It's nine pm?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah time, it's he turned He's turning three that day,
Speaker 6: so he'll be That's great.
Speaker 4: I've got no nothing, nothing right and nice shows that
Speaker 4: are going to be correct. In Nashville. I'm in Nashfield
Speaker 4: doing February twenty. I'm doing a night the Gatsi Showcase
Speaker 4: or something on February the twenty second.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, uh and me as usual, I just
Speaker 3: want to shout out Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior.
Speaker 6: All things are possible through Him, including this podcast.
Speaker 3: I hope everybody will invite Jesus Christ into their heart
Speaker 3: and as their savior and be able to receive all
Speaker 3: the treasures in abundance that is offered you by the
Speaker 3: Kingdom of Heaven.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you doing this because you want to start scoring?
Speaker 1: He's real Christian, right, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I'm just trying to put I'm hoping, you know,
Speaker 3: every time I do something random, if it resonates, hopefully
Speaker 3: this will activate the Christian boy.
Speaker 2: He is of the Arsenal teamni Ebbs, Urian Kyle or
Speaker 2: Kyle's dog, probably Christian Kyle's dog.
Speaker 6: You know, you know, you know his girls, bed White
Speaker 6: is extremely Christian.
Speaker 2: He just because you don't like talking about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's one of those hits like you go
Speaker 3: to that justin Bieber Church and Ship where the pastor?
Speaker 2: Where's Supreme? And Dior and Ship? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, y'all.
Speaker 2: We'll see you next time. By all right,