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Speaker 3: I discovered that one of the things that sort of

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Speaker 1: They raised the steak, So it wasn't television people can't

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Speaker 3: It wasn't just a plumber, it's now we need a

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Speaker 4: Can we I don't know if you have I don't

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Speaker 4: On, yeah, and then that, and then he kept pushing

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Speaker 3: Good guy and they're like, no, no, I don't like

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Speaker 1: That's it. That's like, Bro, that's that's that's patient zero

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like because it's like even reality shows that

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Speaker 3: Man, Are you a are you a watch?

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Speaker 5: Watch many seasons in the pandemic, and then at some

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Speaker 3: At around season like fifteen sixties, yeah, they were like

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Speaker 6: People really wanted to Now it feels like they just

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Speaker 1: They're making some of the most toxic relationships.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, and like truly being like, we don't

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Speaker 3: I want to believe in you, brother, brother, there were

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Speaker 4: The reach, the reach that you don't get to reach

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Speaker 1: With that, I collected a list of other reality shows

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Speaker 1: shows are. Okay, do we remember from two thousand and

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Speaker 1: six Black White Do you guys remember the reality show?

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Speaker 9: It?

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Speaker 3: It was white face, black face, white face, black face?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I remember, like, yeah, what it was?

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Speaker 1: Brother? You're gonna want to wake up on this one?

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Speaker 1: And the year is two thousand and six. Ice Cube

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Speaker 1: Cube can do no wrong. He is the most powerful

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Speaker 1: I believe to do black face and white face a

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Speaker 1: I literally don't know this at all.

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Speaker 5: It was a very real show though the drew Sky

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Speaker 1: The makeup was it. No, Yeah, I'm about to pull

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Speaker 3: They're like, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, okay, this

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Speaker 1: Man, what yeah, this is I don't even like this.

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Speaker 1: You saw with your eyes, watched it, watched it.

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Speaker 4: Watched the whole thing, but I remember because I remember

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Speaker 1: Way, yeah, yeah, man face for white face? What truly?

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Speaker 1: And every day they look crazy. This is a terrible

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Speaker 3: I think it always has been and that and that's

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Speaker 3: what makes it so well No, that's what. Yeah, blackface

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Speaker 1: They're like somehow pretending like my black experience is more

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Speaker 1: Come on, dog, that's what they do baby for the course,

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Speaker 1: Yeah said, I've been over here a week. I tell

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Speaker 1: you it's nothing special. Oh my god, Yeah, that ship

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Speaker 3: That was a crazy, wild show. Okay, I'd watch it again.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going home to see if there's is it

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Speaker 1: the fucking ground by it. Buy the full series. Face White, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: be reasonable? Sorry you think it was black face? Is it? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Well I was supposed to make pork chops. This is

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. This, this is going to consume me.

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Speaker 1: I want you guys to know it's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: My week is over. I'm really my children won't be

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Speaker 3: Know what you've done It was really important to me. Man,

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Speaker 3: Okay, the next one that I'm gonna run past you

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Speaker 3: guys the Swan. Do we remember the song busted fine

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Speaker 1: Man, you know what, my mom knew the ship that

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Speaker 10: Like criminals don't go.

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Speaker 1: Like a little a little boy. They do it. They

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Speaker 4: That accent got away from me. Now you did great,

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Speaker 3: Man, that's my guy. I think it does great. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I got someones that I know neither one of you

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Speaker 3: Okay. Sperm Race two thousand and five is swear to god,

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Speaker 3: this is a real show. In two thousand and five,

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Speaker 3: there's like some weird fucking show reality show where they

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Speaker 3: I think it was them betting on sperm.

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Speaker 1: How you even bet?

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Speaker 1: I would rather Maybe it had to have been different dudes.

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Speaker 4: I would rather race another man's nut. Okay, why your nut?

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Speaker 4: You're faster than me? Okay, yeah, you're faster than me

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Speaker 4: and feet sure, okay, that's great. That's great outside yep,

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Speaker 4: let's see what what you got?

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Speaker 1: What it counts?

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Speaker 3: Guess what? I run barefoot?

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Speaker 3: I take them shoes off.

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Speaker 1: Now you know what I do? Sperm race crazy? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the country Germany.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is where the pilot centers around a sperm donation clinic.

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Speaker 3: Several men donate to this clinic and then there's sperm

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Speaker 3: compete in a challenge to see which one can fertilize

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Speaker 1: What do you get if you win?

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Speaker 3: Fatherhood gift is a loose term.

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Speaker 3: I got kids, so I wasn't gonna like jump down

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Speaker 1: But I did think, well, that's not a prize.

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Speaker 3: I'm proud of it. I'm very happy.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather have ten pounds of brothers whatever.

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Speaker 3: I know for a fact you all will not know.

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Speaker 1: There was something in two thousand and two called Worst Driver.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: like an old lady. I drive really slow. It was

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Speaker 1: Really or we don't want to go for it. We

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Speaker 3: I don't think you can. I don't think you can

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Speaker 1: Because it was like forty five on the freeway. That's

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Speaker 3: Why would I buy a Porsche?

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Speaker 1: There's no reason. So I'm cutting off an entire industry

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Speaker 3: We're just arguing with you.

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Speaker 1: You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Speaker 3: I'm a man, You're dead.

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Speaker 2: Run.

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Speaker 1: I support my family in domestic what's the next show?

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Speaker 3: This is my favorite, and this will be the last

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Speaker 3: one before we take this last break The Interception of

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Speaker 3: nineteen ninety seven, The interception. I'm not even gonna bother

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Speaker 3: making y'all guess what this is. But this show is

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Speaker 3: one of the most dangerous things ever put on television.

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Speaker 3: It was a Russian reality show from the nineties that

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Speaker 1: So they just drop you and then man, you just

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Speaker 3: They go, you got a car, and then you gotta go.

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Speaker 3: It's really lawless over there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going on. I mean, you know it was

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Speaker 1: mid nineties Russia.

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Speaker 2: How long.

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Speaker 1: It was like the Wild Wild West for reality TV. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're like, chase them, see what happens? Crazy.

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Speaker 3: It's really a football show now, That's what I was

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Speaker 3: I was trying to think, like, how could that be nothing?

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Speaker 3: No off police interception? What the man read that?

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Speaker 1: Terrible? You never stood a chance? No, that was never

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Speaker 1: gonna app all right, we should take one more break.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take one more break.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back.

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Speaker 1: Ma.

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Speaker 3: Mama told me.

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Speaker 1: It's wrong with y'all.

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Speaker 6: Man, Like, how did y'all find each other? Because one

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Speaker 6: of you is like a lot. Yeah, it's the two

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Speaker 6: of y'all together. It builds upon itself. Yeah, that's really

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Speaker 4: It's you should be here when there's no not you,

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Speaker 4: and it's just echoing. It's fucked up.

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Speaker 3: It's honestly a toxic work environment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna get rich and then we're gonna kill each.

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Speaker 7: Other for sure.

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Speaker 1: You guys gonna be caught a note.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, we're not gonna speak. That's pretty good. That's

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Speaker 3: pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But I mean the music will be there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We always got the music, always got the music. That's

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Speaker 1: why we ain't never got a tour together again. You

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Speaker 1: think you think I'm gonna do it better?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, high heights and lo lows.

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Speaker 3: All right, we're going to do a voicemail. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: listen to one of these. They're usually drunk. Okay, our fans, Oh,

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Speaker 3: this is an exciting one. I'm excited to hear this. Okay,

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Speaker 3: here we go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm a new Little Moms and I have

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Speaker 2: a conspiracy for y'all today.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: I truly believe that business casual at the club was

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Speaker 2: invented by white people.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, I think yes, this is true. I

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Speaker 1: don't think this is a crazy keep.

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Speaker 2: Us out the club, so we have professional the club.

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Speaker 5: This is almost verified, ABO, this is almost verifiable. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's no legal way to be like no blacks and

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Speaker 5: they were just like, you don't have a tie, no jerseys,

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Speaker 5: you're like, sir, my hat.

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Speaker 1: Is a pinwheel, bro, clearly I deserve I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: know what to do.

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Speaker 6: We weren't forced to wear a certain tie and throwback

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Speaker 6: jerseys are in. Yeah, they're gonna just their heads are

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Speaker 6: gonna explode and they're not gonna come inside.

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Speaker 1: And it was outside like but I put this g

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Speaker 1: unit take top on your way.

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Speaker 3: The nasty brainwashing they did that had me in a

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Speaker 3: club with a fucking bow tie on?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like I used to I was, I became a bow

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, how means you have multiple bow tie bro?

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Speaker 3: I had, I had a few.

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Speaker 1: You have more bow ties than you had jerseys?

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Speaker 5: Not gonna there's there's no function. It's not gonna exclude

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't it wasn't helping me do what I needed

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Speaker 3: I needed to be around where the women's was, and

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Speaker 3: I needed to have whatever was getting to get me

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Speaker 3: in there. So I wear the sharpest one I can find.

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Speaker 1: And that's so stupid. Were you were you hand tying

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Speaker 1: the bow tie? At one point? You were serious?

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Speaker 3: I'm sick.

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Speaker 1: I was you were like, you didn't even have to

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Speaker 1: do that. Nobody I was learned type no YouTube?

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Speaker 3: Man, yeah, I was.

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Speaker 1: You did it around on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: You're going out? It's two thousand and.

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Speaker 3: Eight, uh nine, two thousand and nine sounds you're going out.

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Speaker 1: It's two thousand and nine. You're tying your bow tie.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the way you said it. It fell nasty.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I didn't even get question. Look at me

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Speaker 1: last I didn't look out. I can't answer. Do you

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Speaker 1: make me feel small in front of everything? I want

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Speaker 1: to know? I just can't ask you you did this?

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Speaker 1: Why you did it? That was really you? You did

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Speaker 1: something the enogy. I don't understand the two thousand see yourself.

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Speaker 1: You can't see yourself two thousand eight, you're you. I

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Speaker 1: just want to know what song is playing?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: That's I mean, that's all we needed to do. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: Don't be like that. Tell me what song was playing.

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Speaker 3: I just thought we was brothers. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Come all right, I would tell you what song. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't even call the bro. You don't want to know

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Speaker 1: what I was doing. I was smoking mid in my

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Speaker 1: Chevy Lumina. Lumina. All right, boy, it's a good car.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I've never met anybody that one.

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Speaker 3: My stepdad had a Chevy.

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Speaker 1: It was like light blue like yours. No, absolutely, it

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Speaker 3: We had a white Chevy Lumana.

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Speaker 1: That's a good car. Was in the podcast, so good?

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Speaker 4: Well, now this feels like I don't want to even

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Go get cut my sugar outside of the Alumina.

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Speaker 1: Take him to a bad place. Is Alumina stopped up

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Speaker 3: And it's just like, no, I'm just watching the super

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Speaker 3: Bowl commercial like no, okay, no, I'm not fucking okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry for what happened to you. It wasn't good

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Speaker 1: ass car.

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Speaker 3: You don't need to tell me that.

451
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Speaker 1: The bench steat one. I think I had a newer model.

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Speaker 4: Mine had a mine it was like I think it

453
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Speaker 4: was a ninety two. I believe black bench seat in

454
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Speaker 4: the front though, big oo back seat. It is such

455
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Speaker 4: a good car, got a lot of places.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, the car I learned to drive on. Really, Yes,

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Speaker 11: I bet there's a terrible Then you bought a Vy.

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Speaker 11: I bought it for fifteen hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I

459
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Speaker 11: bought it like that from my car parking lot.

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Speaker 3: That made sense.

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Speaker 1: The price makes absolutely sense.

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Speaker 3: Yes, by the time you get to your age to

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Speaker 3: buy a Chevy little, yeah, it should not exceed two

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: About mine from my best friend's mom's boyfriend. Shout out

466
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Speaker 4: to Marty Man, you know I did it was not

467
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Speaker 4: good for it. Yeah you should know that, to be honest.

468
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Speaker 4: I just got that job at Sam's Club and to

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Speaker 4: make payments a payment. Listen, man, I didn't pay for.

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Speaker 1: That car keV. Is that what you don't want to know?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 4: I didn't end up paying for all of it. And

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Speaker 4: then it died and and I man, and then I

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Speaker 4: left it in the Papa Murphy's taking.

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Speaker 1: Pick parking lot. You just abandoned alumina. I was you

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Speaker 1: didn't take no fireman. I didn't know how to.

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Speaker 2: Go on.

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Speaker 1: God, we gotta go on, man, we gotta go out

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Speaker 1: on that. That was watched the whole episode. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: is worth it. That that was pretty good. If you

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Speaker 1: watch the whole episode. We're gonna do like the Looney

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Speaker 1: Tune Circle. That was good.

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Speaker 5: That you're on stage right, if you had seven minutes left,

484
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Speaker 5: You're like, nothing's gonna beat that.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go credit where credit is due now. Then

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Speaker 1: you wrapped it up. Yeah, this is the show. No more,

487
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Speaker 1: that show m hey like that's the perfect if you

488
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Speaker 1: worked here, my bad man, just let us take out

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Speaker 1: stuff off the walls.

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Speaker 4: You want to tell you you want to hear from

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Speaker 4: me and Langston. We're doing a black and white re

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Speaker 4: Rock probably go on a different network to be honest.

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Speaker 6: We just don't have to let me know when this

494
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Speaker 6: comes out because I don't want to like steal the

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Speaker 6: thunder of this, but the world has to.

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Speaker 1: I've literally been on the internet for I've never heard

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Speaker 1: this ever.

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Speaker 5: Bro, this is going to change things. That's like she

499
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Speaker 5: used to really be for freaks. Back then they had

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Speaker 5: to dance differentiate themselves.

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Speaker 1: FX didn't have any hold on like cool. It was

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Speaker 1: like Playmakers and Black Away Maker come on the NFL.

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Speaker 5: That's my other conspiracy, and that probably is just everybody

504
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Speaker 5: knows that the NFL is just like hey man, turn

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Speaker 5: that off and you never played You never watched the

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Speaker 5: game again, ye couldn't happen. Playmakers was like I was

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Speaker 5: watching that like this is the best show ever in

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Speaker 5: the NFL.

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Speaker 1: One is like this is probably worse in the NFL.

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Speaker 3: Was like this is terrible for the ship, Like how

511
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Speaker 3: this makes us look?

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Speaker 1: And like not only did ESPN I picked No One

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Speaker 1: touched it.

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Speaker 5: Like I get why ESPN was like, okay, we that's

515
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Speaker 5: bad business for us, but no network was like, yo,

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Speaker 5: it really does.

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Speaker 4: The same reason that blitz game where you could give

518
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Speaker 4: people shots didn't catch on.

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Speaker 1: Remember that.

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Speaker 4: I remember that when NFL blitz when you can give

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Speaker 4: them and like that that ship that came out one

522
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Speaker 4: year and they never did again.

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Speaker 1: Now that it was to be like the real football

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's too much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Now, we really at one point had to been

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Speaker 3: the need to corporations in a way that like they

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Speaker 3: even now probably I bet there's a fear to fuck

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Speaker 3: with the NFL one, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Because you don't. Nobody does. No, you really can't go

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Speaker 1: out the NFL like that.

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Speaker 6: They survived Kaepernick evens with with so many black players

532
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Speaker 6: like that that would have brought other companies to their knees.

533
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Speaker 1: Right, They played just enough cards right that black people came.

534
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Speaker 1: I stopped.

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Speaker 5: I turned down the most lucrative brand deal ever. The

536
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Speaker 5: NFL was like trying to get back in the good

537
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Speaker 5: graces of the blacks.

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Speaker 3: WHOA And they.

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Speaker 5: Offered me an amount of money I've never seen before

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Speaker 5: or since home, and I was just like, this is

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Speaker 5: the moment I either sell out or don't and I

542
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Speaker 5: didn't sell out and a comedian, no disrespect to him,

543
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Speaker 5: he took the bag. And then black people were back

544
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Speaker 5: in like three months, and I was like you, this

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Speaker 5: was civil rights moment.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like I had to stand for you, John Lewis,

547
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Speaker 6: and then it was wasted in like three months.

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Speaker 1: Kevi. I can't tell you how about that story. It

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Speaker 1: hurts my man, but you did it. You the mean

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Speaker 1: and nobody would have known like the man. It wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even boycott. I would have been good, but my soul

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Speaker 1: was not for man. But brother, it was life changing.

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Speaker 1: Can we say, can I ask you a question? Six

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Speaker 1: or seven? It was? It was closer to seven, but

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Speaker 1: it was six. God, And I was like, I thought

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Speaker 1: we were talking.

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Speaker 6: I really like how like I felt like the Illuminati

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Speaker 6: door was gonna open after like once.

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Speaker 1: You accept this. My thing was if I do this,

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Speaker 1: then what won't I do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And if I can't stand up for what I believe in,

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Speaker 1: then there's no telling what I And I will.

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Speaker 3: Say that that's not a number that anybody can offer

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Speaker 3: you without putting so many strings.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's the thing about it. You don't

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Speaker 1: get the money and walk with no man's silly. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, man, and I was living in Mercita

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Speaker 1: at the time.

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Speaker 6: Damn, like my house has should be like you know,

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Speaker 6: That's that's why I said, we have a bee problem

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Speaker 6: inside of our house.

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Speaker 1: He was living with bees.

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Speaker 6: We're coming out of the light fixtures and we were like,

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Speaker 6: how are the beest here? Here's the worst animal to

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Speaker 6: have your house full of bees getting in. And my

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Speaker 6: kids were like, there's so many men and children. You're

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Speaker 6: a good man, good man.

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Speaker 1: Right, you're talking your boys. It would be and you

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Speaker 1: turned that money down for black people.

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Speaker 6: And black people because I feel like I'm gonna be

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Speaker 6: black forever. There's no amount of money that's gonna prevent

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Speaker 6: me from being black. Hey, you guys can't be the

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Speaker 6: guy that that went against what my people respect him.

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Speaker 1: Kevin Jay Stage, Oh my god. Yeah, this much one

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Speaker 1: of the podcast and stuff. But this is this is reset.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, this is what I need it, man, this

588
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Speaker 1: is what even gonna bring up on him. Tears. Man,

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Speaker 1: we've seen it, you know, we've seen car It is perfect.

590
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Speaker 1: I talked to you like a man the whole time.

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Speaker 1: You see they.

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Speaker 6: Look oh man, Ken tell the people where they can

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Speaker 6: find you. Kep on stage everywhere except take talk. For

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Speaker 6: some reason, somebody beat me to that Chemo stage, TikTok, a.

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Speaker 1: Guy named Kevi on stage. I don't even know. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. Just that's the only one I like.

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Speaker 3: Give it back. Give it back, man, Man, you know

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Speaker 3: what you give it back, give it back.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, Chemo stage everywhere.

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Speaker 6: Man, you can buy my book, you can watch my shows,

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Speaker 6: or just follow me if you ain't out a bread.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't mean to say it like that.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes people be like, keV, I got it, and I

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Speaker 1: understand that you broke ass. Got something to.

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Speaker 9: Go on the Instagram. I'll put some clips up there.

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Speaker 9: You'll see that what I said, I understand.

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Speaker 1: Times is hard. That's all I'm saying. People be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 5: I'm not getting all of the streaming service. I'm not

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Speaker 5: buying no book. No, then just follow me, That's all

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Speaker 5: I asked.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, cool man, what you got?

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Speaker 1: Cool got jokes eighty seven on Instagram? It sounds like

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Speaker 1: a joke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I didn't. I didn't believe in the platform.

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Speaker 1: I thought we were on the same Now I feel

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Speaker 1: like we're on different pages. First, follow what you aligned

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Speaker 2: Dog.

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Speaker 1: I thought I thought this was a running joke. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I wonder who has school guy jokes? And

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Speaker 1: it was like, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's man. The whole time Big Doug.

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Speaker 1: Special is really funny. Man, it's a great special. Like that.

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Speaker 1: It's on YouTube. Olivia said she's gonna watch some Shena

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Speaker 4: But now now you know it's a great special, and

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Speaker 1: You gave it to me and it's mine now. I

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Speaker 5: I feel like he made sure that he knew that

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Speaker 5: he got his name on all Yeah, he felt like

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Speaker 5: a little slight and not necessary slighty call it a microaggression.

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Speaker 6: I really would call it it's a light skinned microaggression.

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Speaker 6: Whoa broo colorist?

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Speaker 1: Come on, you know how they do?

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Speaker 10: Oh Beard green Eye singing a little bit, I say

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Speaker 1: Bit my name on all platform, beat me to it

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Speaker 1: here and I appreciate.

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Speaker 8: You probabing me right home and attack me in front

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that meant? It meant a whip?

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Speaker 3: My Mama told Me. It's a production of Will Ferrell's

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Speaker 3: Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Greeted and hosted by Langston Kruk, co hosted by David Bori.

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Speaker 4: Executive produced by Will Farrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon.

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Speaker 1: Co produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Koff,

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Speaker 1: music by Nick Chambers, artwork by Dogon Kriga.

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Speaker 3: You can now watch episodes of My Mama Told Me

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Speaker 3: on YouTube, Follow at My Mama Told Me and subscribe

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Speaker 3: to our channel