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Speaker 1: Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: best radio you've heard in a while, The Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: And welcome to this year's twenty twenty Olympics in Tokyo, Japan.

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Speaker 1: I'm Tommy hammer Pants and it's time for the opening ceremonies,

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Speaker 1: the thrill, the pageantry, the possible STDs. What is it

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Speaker 1: to love about the Olympics. It's a Jewels Show. Come again.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel show and the Olympics are this Friday.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't realize that the twenty twenty Olympics, I

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Speaker 1: mean I didn't know on Friday. No, I never watched

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Speaker 1: the Olympics. I'm not twenty twenty. I know they had

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Speaker 1: to cancel the Olympics last year and move it to

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Speaker 1: this year. But because they don't want to screw up

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Speaker 1: the every four years thing with the Olympics, they're still

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Speaker 1: calling it the twenty twenty Olympics. But it's twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: The branding and everything people would have got thrown off

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Speaker 1: if it became different. Oh yeah, they probably already had

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Speaker 1: all the shirts and everything all done. That says twenty twenty,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, that'll cost too much money. But the

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Speaker 1: reason that I bring up best TDS is because, as always,

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Speaker 1: whenever the Olympics happen, the athletes get together and they

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Speaker 1: play their sport and then they boone. They like, they

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Speaker 1: always just give them out. So they're giving out over

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty thousand. There's going to be that

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Speaker 1: much happening, dude. They really I'm not over exaggerating when

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Speaker 1: I say it. They always give out so many, but

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Speaker 1: this year is different. What then past Olympics, Because past

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Speaker 1: Olympics they give them out in the Olympic village to

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Speaker 1: all the athletes are like, here's here's your events schedule,

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Speaker 1: here's your deffel bag of condoms. St. But they're asking

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Speaker 1: them not to use them at the Olympics and to

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Speaker 1: take them home with them, so go role, Well they

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Speaker 1: be social distancing. Oh okay, so they're not supposed to

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Speaker 1: be within that's what they said, yes, but they were

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Speaker 1: actually like to use them when you're here, right, take

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Speaker 1: But yeah, officials for the Olympics. I didn't even realize

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Speaker 1: it kicked off this Friday. I don't care about the

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Speaker 1: Summer Olympics. I don't care about any Olympics. Actually, you

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Speaker 1: guys don't watch it, like the ceremony and stuff. No, no,

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Speaker 1: it's awesome. It's usually like huge you know, fireworks artist

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Speaker 1: about the artists performing? No? No, its likely. The only

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Speaker 1: time that I'll watch the Olympics is when they have

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Speaker 1: the weird events. Oh, what like equestrian and stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they shoot. Yeah, they ski and shoot. Yeah okay, And

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Speaker 1: but my favorite Summer Olympic event isn't is none of

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Speaker 1: the track and field stuff, but it's the speed walking. Oh,

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Speaker 1: those people, it's like they're competitive they're super competitive and

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Speaker 1: holy hip problems. Yea, they shake back and forth. They

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Speaker 1: probably can't also real good the probably It's amazing to

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Speaker 1: Either way? I like watching I like watching the speed walkers.

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Speaker 1: you guys borrow some, okay, sweet will compete. I will

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Speaker 1: knee on color. I'm going to start practicing right now.

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Speaker 1: A text in four one oh six one. Who do

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Speaker 1: twenty one speed walk off speed walking Challenge? A Lumpic game,

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Speaker 1: Open Olympic game. That's a perfect title, I think. All right,

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Ola Bueno de Aldora. I was looking for Isaac. This Isaac, Isaac,

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Speaker 1: how are you. It's Jeremy, your Spanish instructor. Nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Oh that's right. How you doing? Man? You

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Speaker 1: want to need to hop on his zoom leak right now? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I know. We're a scheduled to do a

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Speaker 1: zoom Spanish lesson today for your first lesson, but I

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Speaker 1: prefer to do my first Spanish lesson over the phone

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Speaker 1: and then we can do zoom later, if that's okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay cool, So we'll just start the lesson now. Then,

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Speaker 1: all right, first, let's start with the RS. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: let's hear it like that? Good, very good? Okay, great.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we start then with Hello? Good day? All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready. I don't know that. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to say that. Good day repeat after me? Olahlahagan, no close,

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Speaker 1: the rs right, yeah, I don't know, alright, coming alright

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Speaker 1: after mela ola, borrio rando morican, don't bla close, very close.

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Speaker 1: Try it all together, Hello, good day, So I will

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Speaker 1: say ala to you and then you say hello good

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Speaker 1: day back to me. Okay, Ola, okayla ornando da perfect? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is it, and that is how you say hello today.

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Speaker 1: We're already there. I don't even know what you say.

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Speaker 1: So this is a good day olah or God and

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Speaker 1: good day to you. Okay, why don't we move on

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Speaker 1: from that? You really pick that up quickly now? Probably

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Speaker 1: good to teach you the bathroom. Do you understand how

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Speaker 1: the sea, So Cora do it with me slowly, Cora,

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Speaker 1: say it all together. What are you? I am a bro?

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Speaker 1: Did you just call me a dum? I did? Because

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. And this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your wife actually set you up. She said

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Speaker 1: that you guys are trying to schedule some Spanish classes

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Speaker 1: and call up as your instructor and make you say

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Speaker 1: all kinds of weird sounds, all right, good luck learning Spanish?

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Speaker 1: And uh, how we say how we say goodbye in Spanish?

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Speaker 1: Is good? A husband? Oh my god, man, wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks. We say mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties the Jebel Show on demand First Date follow Up.

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Speaker 1: Max is on the phone today for a first date

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Speaker 1: follow up and apparently he's not getting a call back

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Speaker 1: too bad? Not too bad. What's going on? Not much,

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Speaker 1: just doing the first date follow ups? So yeah about yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Joe. Yeah, so you're not gonna get a

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Speaker 1: and beyond you flirted with Amber, who was helping you out. Uh, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's good for you. Good job, man. So

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Speaker 1: couple of days and gave her rang rang her up

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Speaker 1: and said you remember me? I'm I was like, you

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Speaker 1: I was like, wait a few months in for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, so you gave her. I gave her five rings.

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Speaker 1: you have no rings anymore. But she did finally answer,

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Speaker 1: I thought things weren't really well the first the first date,

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Speaker 1: I was very happy to be there with her. You

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Speaker 1: you're a talker? I can tell you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: one of those people that you talk. You'd like you

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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: I got a dirty little secret. I've never told anybody this,

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Speaker 1: a jerk. I just was young. It was no logic,

421
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: just like I was cleaning. They just never washed either too. Yeah,

422
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: it was so freshman. So I leave the socle on

423
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: the electric electrical heating unit and come home. So my

424
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 1: house is on fire, you guys. Yes, the dry side

425
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: cord on fire burned half of the house down. Yeah, man,

426
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 1: And um, I was so young, and nobody knew till

427
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 1: this day know that I earned the house down. Wait,

428
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 1: so like the fire, the fire people can tell like

429
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Speaker 1: what started the fire normally or where it started. So,

430
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 1: I mean, did your parents know that it started in

431
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 1: your room? They didn't necessarily find it. They just they

432
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: knew where it started, but they didn't know. Why did

433
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: they ask you if you knew? Um, of course and not.

434
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: I played. I played dumb, you know, I was like nope.

435
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: So then, yeah, they have no idea that they're half

436
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: the house burned down. When you were a kid and

437
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: it was your fault, your dirty sock, my dirty dry sock.

438
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,959
Speaker 1: I okay, come clean, mister clean. Weird weird there, call

439
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: you mister clean. It's about cleaning too. Are you lying

440
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 1: to us right now? I wish I would, okay, because

441
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just thinking like you were. You had to

442
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: clean the house a lot. Kids don't like doing anything

443
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: other than what they wanted to do cleaning. Did you

444
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: burn the house down so you didn't have to clean

445
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: it anymore? Come on, you weren't insanely a troubled kid,

446
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: and you didn't even burn your house down. I almost did.

447
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: I didn't even crush my mind almost well. I set

448
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: a really big fire in my room once because you

449
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: know isopropyl alcohol, Yes, yeah, uprobo alcohol. We used to

450
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: win back on the day when you played video games

451
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: and you had Nintendos. You had to clean your games

452
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 1: out with isoprobol alcohol, very flammable, And so I put

453
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 1: a bowl full of isopropyl alcohol in the middle of

454
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 1: my room and just lit it. And then I put

455
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: a bunch of other bowls of isopropol alcohol around my

456
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 1: room and I threw matches at him to see if

457
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: I could throw a match in there. I threw one

458
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Speaker 1: into the bowl. Boom, it lit, and then I'm like,

459
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 1: holy crap, that's a big fire. Yeah, And so then

460
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: I grabbed a blanket I put it over it, but

461
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: then I put it over it because it's liquid. The

462
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: isoprobo alcohol went everywhere on the carpet and then into

463
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: a couple of other bowls, and then I put those

464
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 1: out also everywhere. So my whole carpet was like basically

465
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 1: a little patches of fire. And I put it out

466
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: because I'm a fireman at heart. Yikes. And I didn't

467
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: tell anybody, right, and my carpet because you know, carpet

468
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: was burned, right, but you couldn't see the burn. You

469
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: could feel the burn off you walked already to be Chris,

470
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: couldn't see it weird. Was it like a brown carpet? Yeah,

471
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: it was like chrisp it was Christmas burn already. So

472
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: my mom would walk and walk into my room and

473
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: she'd be like, what's why is the carpet like this?

474
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: I told her I spilt milk. I mean, that's a

475
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: good lie. It was pretty good. Oh my god, dirty secret.

476
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,719
Speaker 1: A couple of awestiness on the phone yeah. So from

477
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: one arsonist to another. Thanks for your dirty little secret. Man, No,

478
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: not a problem, man, I got to beat man. Yeah, autist,

479
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 1: stick together, what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show

480
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Speaker 1: on Demand. Welcome to the I n N, The Idiot

481
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

482
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: report the news. For Monday, June twenty first, twenty twenty one,

483
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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and nothing's wrong, nothing good, Okay, I'm fine.

484
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm fine, girlfriend. What more on that story in just

485
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Speaker 1: a second. But before we get to that, let's meet

486
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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh. And if you're under twenty

487
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: years old to look like a Kardashian and want a

488
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: data celebrity, stay tuned. You might just be in some luck.

489
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan. And if you're looking for money,

490
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: go viral for doing something stupid. It's the new Go

491
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: to college and get a degree. That's true. More on

492
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: those stories coming up, but for your lead story of

493
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: the day and the Idiot News Network over theaters, the

494
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: report the news. According to a new survey, pandemic stress

495
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: causes the average person to snap it a loved one

496
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: once a week for no reason. That's why I said,

497
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: nothing's wrong. Apparently the average person now snaps out a

498
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: loved one once a week just for no reason, really,

499
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: just because their face. It also said, according to this survey,

500
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: that half Americans say that the pandemic has been so

501
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: stressful that they worry they'll never be fully able to

502
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: distress from the pandemic. You will for sure do some

503
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: self care. Yeah, seriously, calm down. It hasn't been that bad,

504
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: has it. On average, people say they need ten days

505
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: in their ideal location to come out of the stress

506
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: from the pandema. Ten days in your ideal location sounds

507
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: about true. There is a reason behind why I get

508
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: upset at my grandma. Grandma, Well, for one, she just

509
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: farts in my face without like wait what She literally

510
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: fart in your face, but she doesn't even acknowledge it,

511
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: like actually in your face though. Yeah, Like she rips

512
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: off like sometimes because she's very slow when we're going

513
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: up the stairs. She'll be moving like really slow, and

514
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: she'll just like in my face. She won't even turn

515
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: around and say anything. I just have to take it.

516
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: What this is, I just have to breathe it in.

517
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: This is a grandma we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, she's

518
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: eighty eight. Yeah, she knows what she's doing, she does,

519
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: but she doesn't choose to acknowledge it. And we both

520
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: know what happened. Does she look at you like say something? No, No,

521
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: she doesn't even look at me. But she might be embarrassed.

522
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: That's why I doubt if she can't hold it. Maybe

523
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: although she's eighty eight and from that era though, she's

524
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: like really old fashioned. Okay, so is it like a

525
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: loud rip? Totally? And we both heard it? Okay, Well,

526
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: what the hell am I supposed to do? I don't

527
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: need you Alex chiming in my life happens. What you're

528
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: supposed to do is be like Grandma, please don't do that.

529
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: You don't live with her because you know you say no,

530
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: you suck. Let's see now that now you guys are

531
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: snapping at each other, just like the survey says, all right,

532
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: I'm just going into my story now. Not only I

533
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: don't care, you suck to you. So if you've ever

534
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: kept them with the Kardashians, you'll know that Courtney and

535
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: Scott were together for a long time until Corney broke

536
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: up with him because he partied too much and he

537
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: wasn't the most active father. Okay, it's been years since then,

538
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: and he just found his next victim, Amelia Hamlin. Amelia

539
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: Hamlin is Lisa Rena's daughter, and if you don't know

540
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: who that is, she's an American actress. Okay, oh yeah,

541
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: she's a little bit older. Um. But it's funny because

542
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: Lisa was on Wendy Williams the other day and Wendy

543
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: asked her about what she thought about Amelia, her daughter,

544
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: and Scots in your relationship, and I feel like she

545
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: was kind of caught off guard because she like laugh

546
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: like awkwardly, and I was like, oh yeah, because like

547
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: her daughter is twenty right, how much he's thirty eight?

548
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: But he's notoriously known for it after court to date

549
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: under twenty year olds. He dates young. I could tell

550
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:04,239
Speaker 1: the Lisa didn't like it. She thought it was weird. Um.

551
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: She was like yeah, like like chuckling awkwardly through the

552
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: whole thing. Answering it. She's like, he's a nice guy.

553
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: He came over, we had dinner, and yeah, he's a

554
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: nice guy. I feel like Scott Disick only dates women

555
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: who was like, how old are you and they're like,

556
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm this Manny. At this point, I feel like Scott

557
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: just wants to throw twenty one B days for his girlfriends.

558
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: He wants to relieve college. Well that's all I was

559
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Speaker 1: sending it back to you. You're much. This is the

560
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

561
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: just in the news. For our next story of the day,

562
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English Heaven, who was

563
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Speaker 1: on location on the internet. Yes, and you guys remember

564
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,239
Speaker 1: gorilla glue go? Yeah, yeah, yeah, So she recovered from

565
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: obviously soaking her head in gorilla glue. But now she's

566
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: launched her own line of haircare products. Hopefully it's not

567
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: super glue. Well it's a it's a gluing type you know,

568
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: yeah thing it just washes out exactly. Yeah. So it's

569
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: only teen dollars and she has another eighteen dollar product.

570
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: I have no idea what it does, but this is

571
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: how you get famous. Good for her, Yeah, yeah, she's

572
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: really capitalized. She did a bad situation, like she did

573
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: it on purpose. Now she definitely did what could Okay,

574
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: I want to make a ton of money. You know

575
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: what can I put on my body that would go viral?

576
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: That might hurt me? So that I could capitalize off

577
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: of it. Rilla Glue's already been done. There was some

578
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: wax tide pod challenge, but the other way. Yeah, I'm

579
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,959
Speaker 1: down for that for you, not me. Yeah, I'll doot

580
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: on TikTok. You see how resolve? Oh se you about

581
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,479
Speaker 1: to lose a job? Lady. Doesn't matter though, because I'm

582
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: gonna do the tide pod challenge but opposite and make

583
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: millions off. It will be dead nothing lose yoke job,

584
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: about to lose yoke job, about to lose Nope. No,

585
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: that was the I n N, the Idiot News Network

586
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

587
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow same time for another hard hitting report

588
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: from the I n N News, The Jubil Show on demand.

589
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame mornings on. That's one. He's hello, Yeah,

590
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: can I speak to Luca? Uh? This is Luca, Luca.

591
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: We've never met before, but you work with my girlfriend Jen.

592
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: Uh yeah yeah I do. Yeah. Yeah, my name is Pete.

593
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: I'm her boyfriend and you're making my life. Hell I'm

594
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: making your life. Hell yeah? How oh okay, So you're

595
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: just gonna laugh about that? You know what? You did. No,

596
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: I really don't know what you're talking about. What's going on?

597
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: What's going on is the fact that you unfollowed her

598
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: on Instagram the other day? Are you serious? Yes? So

599
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: you need to follow her back? Okay, I got a

600
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: big golf tournament coming up, and I can't be dealing

601
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: with all this crap. Yeah, I gotta get my head straight.

602
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: But because of you on following her now, I'm spending

603
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: all my time consoling her because she's just a wreck.

604
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: Because I am followed her. Why aren't you getting about that? Yes,

605
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: because you unfollowed her on Instagram? Follow her back right now? What? Why?

606
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: Why are you being so hostile? I don't Why Why

607
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: am I being so hostile? Do you know? How do

608
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: you know how much it hurts to have someone unfollow

609
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: you on Instagram? You maniac? Dude? Why are you coming

610
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: at me like this? I'm followed a ton of people

611
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: the other day, okay, Yeah, and one of them was

612
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: my girlfriend Jen, who you work with, and she's been

613
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: in tears ever since. And I can't have this. Follow

614
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: her back right now, and then while you're at it,

615
00:33:53,240 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: following me too, I'm at Schemaster sixty nine. Why what yeah. Yeah, Oh,

616
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: what is right, dude. You can't just go around making

617
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: people follow people what You can't go around making people

618
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: feel bad by unfollowing them? Yeah? Stupid? You know. Yeah,

619
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm tired of follow people. That's just it's not personal.

620
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to see your feed. There is nothing

621
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: more personal than being unfollowed by someone. And you know that,

622
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's a big girl. She can she

623
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: can tell me herself that she's upset about it. Why

624
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 1: is she having you do it? Or a little flunky?

625
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: Did you just call my girlfriend fat? No? No, like

626
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: she's a grown up. Huh. Okay, so that's why you

627
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: unfollowed her. So now I have to go back to

628
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: her and be like, yeah, he unfollowed you, and he

629
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: said it's because you're chubby. She's not, by the way, No,

630
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: I don't think she is overweight. You've left me no

631
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 1: other option, no other option. Yeah, what are you talking about.

632
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that I'm a sixth degree

633
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: black belt and taekwondo ish and I'm gonna come down there, Yeah,

634
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,240
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna beat you up, and I'm gonna grab

635
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: the phone out of your hand and follow her back

636
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: and follow me with your own phone, using your own hand,

637
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 1: because I can do that because I am a black

638
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: belt in taekwondo. Ish. Oh you're gonna beat me up? Yeah,

639
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to beat me butt updo is black belt's

640
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: gonna come and kick my say? All right, you don't

641
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: have to cuss, but yeah, I'm gonna kick your butt. Oh,

642
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: stupid head, kick my butt. Okay, you're big, stupid. We'll

643
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: come do it, you big dummy, big so you're gonna

644
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: come over here and kick my butt? Yeah, yeah, mister big.

645
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: Taikwondo is black belt. Okay, whatever, big dummy face, take that. What? Who?

646
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: What is this? Who are you? This is so child

647
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a

648
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: phone prank on you. It's a joke. What yeah, yeah,

649
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: and you're right. This is childish. It's a prank phone call.

650
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: And your co worker Jin set you up. She said

651
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: you unfollowed her on Instagram the other day and she

652
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: wanted me to get you for it. Yeah, well you did. Well.

653
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: I do think you're a big dummy head. I still

654
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: think you're a dummy head. Two wake up every morning

655
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: with Jebil phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenties

656
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: the Jebil Show on demand, It's time Floor of the

657
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jebil Show. He is on the

658
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: phone for War of the Roses to catch a cheater

659
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: today because her boyfriend of ten months, Tony, might be

660
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: cheating on her all because of something she found at

661
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: his place. You'll know, we'll find out what it is.

662
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: Hopefully it wasn't another woman, because that will be very obvious.

663
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: So we'll find out what it is right now and

664
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: then see if we can catch him. Ali, what's up?

665
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: Thanks for your email? So you think that your boyfriend's

666
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: cheating on you? So I was out of town at

667
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: a bachelorette party and I came home and I noticed

668
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: that there was a scrunchy next to the bed on

669
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: my side of the bed, and it's not mine. I mean,

670
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: how's just scrunchy game? Do you have a lot of

671
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: scrunchies that you might have forgotten one? Uh? No, I

672
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: have little cute brown ones and this was like a

673
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: fluffy like big blue one. Oh wow, So you guys

674
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: love together? Then? Yeah? Like, how does he not check

675
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: if he's actually cheating? How does he not go on

676
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 1: your side of the bed. Yeah, you would think you

677
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: would look everywhere and make sure everything was cleaned up

678
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: if he was cheating on you like that. Well, it

679
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: was like partially under the bed, so he might not

680
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,919
Speaker 1: have seen it, okay, or maybe he thought it was yours.

681
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how much attentions. Yeah. Yeah, he's probably

682
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: like every other man, didn't realize that you Yeah, I

683
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: thought it was yours. So you were out of town

684
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: for a bachelotte party and a scrunchy showed up on

685
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: your side of the bed when you came back. Did

686
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: you ask him about it? I haven't yet. So are

687
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: do you guys normally get along? Are you guys fighting

688
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: a lot? No? I mean he's just been like a

689
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: little bit more distant. I guess us. Like I noticed

690
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: he hasn't been texting me as much. And so when

691
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: you went to the bachelorette polity, was that a big

692
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: issue like relationship wise between you guys. No, it was

693
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 1: like you wanted me to go, Oh, you're supportive of it, okay,

694
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: because stay worrying. Yeah, it's good that it's it's he's

695
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 1: supportive of it. How supportive though? Yeah, he's like, oh yeah,

696
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: I have a great time yeah, like he's fine, he's

697
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: packing your bags for you, Like you could go down

698
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: early if you want. I mean there's a difference, you know,

699
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 1: there's like I'm cool, I'm secure in our relationship. I

700
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: think you'd be stupid if you cheated on me. Honestly,

701
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: that's where I would be like, if you know, like, hey,

702
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: you want to be a dumb ass and ruined our relationship,

703
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: go for it, right because we have a good one.

704
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: But uh, or there's the other one of like get

705
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: out of the house because I want to cheat? Which

706
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: one did you feel? Like? Well, we didn't talk about cheating.

707
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: There wasn't a trust conversation. He was like, oh good,

708
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: you know you should get out of town for a

709
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: few days and relax, okay with your friends. Okay, all right,

710
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: sounds pretty normal. Okay, that seems like a good, healthy

711
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: relationship because I've seen a lot of people get jealous

712
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: over bachelor and Bachelor at party. Yeah, you know, it

713
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a good relationship. Finding a scrunchy that

714
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: isn't and you haven't asked him about it, so you

715
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: want to know if it was from somebody else. Have

716
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: you thought of a way that we could call him

717
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: and catch him. That wouldn't seem suspect. Yeah. So he

718
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: told me that he got a YouTube premium subscription. I'm

719
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: not really sure why, but I don't know. Maybe there's

720
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: something we could do there. Definitely something, yeah, I mean yeah, sure,

721
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: if he's got any some kind of we always ask,

722
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: you know, if there's any kind of subscriptions or anything

723
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: like that. So YouTube premium. Okay, we can call him

724
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: from from there and say we're doing a giveaway or

725
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: something and offer him flowers to send to someone and

726
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: see if he gives us your name or somebody else's.

727
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: Sound like, I hope he says your name. Yeah, for sure,

728
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: you too. I hope that you bought a scrunchy when

729
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: you were drunk and don't remember it. It was actually

730
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: your scrunch on Vegas. Buy a slutty scrunchy like that.

731
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: You know that she's already thinking that it's another girl

732
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, and she ring like that. Yeah.

733
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll play a song come back, and

734
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: then make our phone call and see if we can

735
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: catch him. Okay, okay, in the middle of War of

736
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: the Roses. To catch a cheater if you're just joining us.

737
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: Ali is on the phone and she thinks that her

738
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: boyfriend Tony might have cheated on her or be cheating

739
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: on her. And they've been dating for ten months, but

740
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: she went to a bachelorette party for the weekend, came

741
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: back and noticed that on her side of the bed

742
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: kind of where you could kind of like under the

743
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: bed a little bit was a scrunchy. And that's scrunchy.

744
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: Sketchy scrunchy doesn't belong to her. Yeah, this is Ali

745
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: in the case of the sketchy scrunchy. Sketchy slutty she

746
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 1: called a slutty scrunchy too. So Ali found a scrunchy

747
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: and is pretty sure that something happened while she was gone.

748
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: So we asked her what a good way to call

749
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: Tony is to catch him. She said that he just

750
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: signed up for YouTube Premium. So I'll pretending to be

751
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: from there, off from some flowers, sendto somebody and see

752
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: if he gives us Ali's name or someone else's. All right, Ali,

753
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: are you ready to call him? Yeah? I guess all right, Well,

754
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: hopefully he gives us your name. Good luck, you know,

755
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: all right, I'm a Dallas one right now here we go. Hello, Hi,

756
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: this is Johnson calling from YouTube Premium. I was looking

757
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: for Tony speaking. Hey Tony, how are you. I know,

758
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: it's weird that we're calling you. You're recently signed up

759
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: for our service and we're actually doing a giveaway, and

760
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: I was just going to let you know you won. Okay,

761
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: what do I win? We are just doing a little

762
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: thing called the Love of You promotion where we're given

763
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: because it's YouTube and you and you won, and it's

764
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: just all it is is a dozen flowers. Sorry, I

765
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: was trying to get creative with that. I should just

766
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: stick to the script. Um. Anyway, you want a dozen

767
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: flowers that you can send to someone and a month free?

768
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: Oh okay cool? Yeah, definitely jack it onto the year.

769
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: I probably gonna do a year, so it'll be thirteen

770
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: months for free. Well a month, yeah, a month for free,

771
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: so that'll just your next month won't be charged, and

772
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: then after that, you know, it'll be back to regular,

773
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: but your next month won't be charged. And then you

774
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: can send flowers to anybody you want. Yeah, why not?

775
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: I just need to get name, address and anything you

776
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: want to put on a card. We can start with

777
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: the why don't we you know what, why don't we

778
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: start with let's start with the card um maybe just

779
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: like thinking of you? Okay, cool? And then a name Jessica. Okay, Jessica,

780
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: all right, cool? Yeah, I can go ahead and send

781
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: these flowers out, except there they're with This isn't a

782
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: real phone call. So just the three months or how

783
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: does it work? No? Not even a free month? Yeah no,

784
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: this whole thing was just set up to seriously, you

785
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: were cheating. Yeah, and it looks like you're cheating on

786
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: your girlfriend because this is actually the Jewbil Show. My

787
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: name is Jewbil, Mine's Dogs, Fresh Mind's English Heaven, and

788
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: yours is Tony. Yours is Tony and your girlfriend's name

789
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: is Ali. What what the tony? Oh Jesus Christ, are

790
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Right now? Really? How long has this

791
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: been going on? So it's Jessica. I don't know, like

792
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: what you don't know? Like? What is this? You're called

793
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: the radio station. I'm just like what, like I don't know,

794
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: like and our bed, Tony, some hussy scrunchy and our bed.

795
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: Who is this person? I don't know. It's probably your scrunchy,

796
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: what you know? No, it isn't it is not mine?

797
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: When I got home from Vegas, it was on my

798
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: side of the bed, my side. Who is Jessica? You know?

799
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: If it was on why so, why would you assume

800
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: that a scrunchy on your side of the bed is

801
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: not yours? That doesn't make any sense. That would it

802
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: be on my side? Of course I would know if

803
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: it's fine, if it's not her scrunch Only would you

804
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: know if it's yours? Probably borrowed it. I don't have

805
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: a big blue, fluffy scrunchy because I'm a woman who

806
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: doesn't try to pretend to be like a team slut

807
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: or something. Okay, like what kind of style crap is that?

808
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: Probably borrowed one from one of your girlfriends or something.

809
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. You're always borrowing like shirts and hues

810
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: or whatever. I don't know. No, I don't because I

811
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 1: don't want to get lights tony. But apparently I might

812
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: get clapped to tell me who this Jessica is? Wow,

813
00:44:55,880 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: I fine, fine, Okay, fine, I don't know. I've been

814
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: like there's a like a friend of mine named Jessica,

815
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: and like we hang out sometimes, so like I don't

816
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: know what the big deal is, well, the big deals.

817
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: You have a girlfriend. Yeah, and it doesn't sound like

818
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: you just hang out. It sounds like you do more

819
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 1: than hang out. Yeah, she sounds like some friend. Yeah, well,

820
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: like I don't know, Like you're gone a lot of

821
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: the time. So what am I supposed to do? Like

822
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: I was gone one weekend, Tony one weekend. I don't know,

823
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:36,479
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, Like you're are you just some child?

824
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: I have to babysit here every night. I didn't plan

825
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: for any this. I didn't plan for anything to happen. Okay,

826
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 1: Like I just didn't plan for any of it to happen.

827
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: How does that work? You slipped and fell, he tripped

828
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: and fell into her. That's just like we were just

829
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: a friend of mine. We were just hanging out one night.

830
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: And like, how did you tell your friend that you're

831
00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: hanging out with her? Well, I know, because because we're cheating.

832
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: Don't have to ask permission to hang out with someone.

833
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, if your girlfriends out of town

834
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: on a bachelotte party, I understand not having asked permission

835
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 1: to hang out with somebody. Oh, here's a question, Ali,

836
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: do you know Jessica as a friend of his at all.

837
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: I don't know who this Jessica bitch is. So Ali,

838
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: can we talk about this please? Like just I mean

839
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: like you're Can we like talk like adults instead of

840
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: just yelling at each other? Oh? Yeah, I'd love to

841
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: tell you about what I did in Vegas? Oh what

842
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 1: did you do in Vegas? Well, let's just say I

843
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: don't regret what I did in Vegas? What? Oh? What

844
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: did you do in Vegas? What'd you do in Vegas?

845
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: And worry about it? We mean, don't worry about it.

846
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: Why don't tell I didn't plan on it? Yeah, it just,

847
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: you know, accidentally happened a few times. I think it.

848
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: Dude accidentally fell unheard too, I mean I swam around

849
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 1: a bit. What the hell does that mean? Don't worry

850
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: about it? Pack your and get the out. All right,

851
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: he's gone, Ali, you could have told us that you

852
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: cheated on him too, did Yeah? Did you cheat? Is

853
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: that what you did? Oh? Where's the fun in that? Okay? Wait?

854
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: Did you actually cheat? Don't worry about it? Okay? So

855
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: you did? All right? Well, well, sorry that happened. It

856
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 1: sounds like you already got over him by getting under

857
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: someone else. Whatever you guys, are good. Hopefully you'll find

858
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: another relationship where neither of you will cheat on each

859
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: other though. Thank you guys, Yeah, all right, thank you.

860
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: The Jewil Shows were of the roses. The Jewil Show

861
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: on Demand. Hey you there, you keep playing with that thing,

862
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna go blind. I'm talking about the TV. Keep

863
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: playing with that thing, sitting super close to it with

864
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: your eyes right by the screen. You're gonna go blind.

865
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: You're selling my mother. You keep playing with that other thing,

866
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna get hair growing everywhere on your hand. I'm

867
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: not talking about the TV with that one, the Jewels Show.

868
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: And there are a bunch of myths like that that

869
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: people believe. A lot of times, adults will tell kids

870
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: something thinking it's the truth, and then you'll grow up

871
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: and realize that you thought something was right. Oh yeah,

872
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: the whole time, your whole life. You didn't know, like

873
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 1: eating dessert before dinner does not ruin your appetite. Well,

874
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: life is full of myths like that, things that you

875
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: think are true but aren't. Yeah, and then when you

876
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: learn that it's not true, it's mind blowing. Like the

877
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: TV thing. Experts have always said. When I was a

878
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: kid growing up and experts being parents and people move

879
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 1: than me going, if you sit too close to a TV,

880
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna go blind, not like an actual eye doctor. No,

881
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: and actual eye doctors go, You're You're fine, You're not

882
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: gonna go blind. Well, there's a list going viral on

883
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: the internet's right now about myths that people believe are

884
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: true that actually aren't true. We'll go over those right now.

885
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: How about this one. I don't know if you guys

886
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 1: have heard this one before. I've heard this one before,

887
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: But goldfish have a three second memory. Yeah, I have

888
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: heard that. I still believe that. Is that not true?

889
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: That is not true. How do they know? I don't know.

890
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: How do they know? Seriously, they found the smartest goldfish

891
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: ever and it was like, actually I can remember twenty

892
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: five years ago. I'm a twenty seven year old goldfish. Yeah,

893
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 1: give him the goldfish quiz. Apparently studies have shown that

894
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: goldfish actually remember things for months. Yeah, how would they

895
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: know that? I don't know. Maybe if they like feed

896
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: it at a certain time and then food maybe smell. Yeah.

897
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: Another myth that people think is true that isn't true.

898
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,479
Speaker 1: A penny dropped from the Empire State Building could kill you. Again.

899
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: I think that's true, isn't it. Yeah, wow, on your head.

900
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: If if it lands in your head, I won't kill you.

901
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: Apparently not huh. It says it might hurt, but it's

902
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 1: too light and doesn't have enough masks. Someone I was

903
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: saying about it, like, if it's falling straight down, yeah,

904
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: they're not that heavy. Might making get some staples. But

905
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: I was told that it would literally go through your

906
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: head and through you'll bully you. A bullet doesn't even

907
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: do that, Yes, it does, does it? I mean a

908
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,479
Speaker 1: bullet gets lodged in your body very easily and doesn't

909
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: come out. I mean does come out, don't come out.

910
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,240
Speaker 1: A lot come out, but a lot stay in. Okay,

911
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: for sure. But I always thought a penny would go

912
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,439
Speaker 1: through your whole body too. That's what I was told.

913
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: We're going over a list of myths that people think

914
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: are true but aren't. And this is probably blowing some

915
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: people's minds right now, because when I went over earlier

916
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: before this, it blew my mind some of this stuff.

917
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: The color red sends bulls into rage. That's actually not true.

918
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: That isn't true. You guys heard that right right? Well? Yeah,

919
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: because that's how the whole sport is based off that,

920
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: isn't it. With the Spanish guys that do the yeah yeah,

921
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: well whatever, No, I think that's just to get them

922
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: to like get really mad and to like, yeah the bulls,

923
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: to charge them, to charge it, to hold up a

924
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: little red thing to try to yeah, and they say

925
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: that bulls can't even see red. Yeah, I thought the

926
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: color one. I didn't want to say it, though. The

927
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: capes that matadors use are traditionally red, not to make

928
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: the bulls angry, but to hide bloodstains. Dan really yeah,

929
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: that's a bit more another myth that people think is

930
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: true but isn't true. You should and I've done this

931
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: to somebody, so sorry. This is when I was younger. Though.

932
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: You should pee on a jellyfish sting. That's not true.

933
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: You did that to somebody. Yeah. One of my buddies

934
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 1: got stung by a Portuguese man of war, so I

935
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: peed all over his leg. Come on, that has to

936
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: be true. It actually says it can make your sting worse.

937
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: How was your friend? He wasn't feeling very good. His

938
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: leg was hurting, goodness, And I was laughing while I

939
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: was teaming on him. That was fun. Though, he's like,

940
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: stop paying on me. I guess vinegar or rubbing alcohol

941
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: is better for jellyfish things. So next time somebody gets

942
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: stung by jellyfish, still pee on him because it's funny.

943
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: But it's not gonna work. It's not gonna do anything

944
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: created that one. Yeah, who was the guy that actually

945
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: created that someone got stung by? Jeff's like, I know

946
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: it'll fix it. Come over here, lay down, I'm gonna

947
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: tinkle on a little bit. He's like, no, I swear

948
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: my dog to Tokya Morana ran right on that. Jelly

949
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: fishing feel so much better? All right, let me just

950
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: whip it out and take a little whizz, right all right?

951
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 1: Something that about like gum in your stomach for seven years,

952
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: or I don't know, growing a watermelon. If you need

953
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: to see it, come on to on. Here's another myth

954
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: that people think is real but isn't real. You'll get

955
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: cramps if you go swimming less than thirty minutes after

956
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: you eat. Yep. So my parents told me all growing up,

957
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: all growing up, and then when you first do it,

958
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: you're like, screw it. I'm screw it. I'm gonna die.

959
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: I'm risking it. Yeah, I'm just gonna risk it and

960
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: didn't do anything. I think what is going to happen

961
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: is that you eat and then you cramp, and then

962
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: you can't swim, and so you'll drowned. Right. Oh, but

963
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: that doesn't happen. The Mayo Clinic says there's no science

964
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: behind that, but I guess the myth came from somewhere.

965
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: Doctors used to think a lot of blood had to

966
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: be diverted to your gut to help with digestion. So

967
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 1: they thought you might get tired really fast and drowned,

968
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 1: just like Alex said, just drown They said cramping. And

969
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: I was growing up me too, Um, but I can,

970
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: We'll be above right. And they just think that if

971
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: you eat and then you swim, you're gonna die. Basically though,

972
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: the doctors say that it's fine, swim if you want. Sweet.

973
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 1: I think I'm too young to have heard that one.

974
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: Even Well, you did grow up in England where they

975
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,919
Speaker 1: don't have They don't even know I don't even have water.

976
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: It's funny, it's weird. I forgot, Yeah, we do. They

977
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: go to the well. The Jebels show on demand Jubils

978
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

979
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: Remember text in four one o six one. If you

980
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: have a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything.

981
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 1: We always keep everybody anonymous. Nobody will know who you are,

982
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: so you're free. This is a safe space to tell

983
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: us any of your not safe, weird secrets. Text in

984
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: four one to six one. And remember we don't even

985
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's how you know you're anonymous.

986
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: So on the phone right now to tell us a

987
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Lisa Leslie legend, Lisa Leslie, what's up,

988
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,879
Speaker 1: Leasa Leslie? How are you? Hey? I'm doing pretty good.

989
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: I guess still tall? Yeah, I'm I'm doing good. I'm

990
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: notking tall and very athletic. Still sounds like it. So

991
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:57,439
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret to tell us? Yes

992
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Shoot, I'll start at the beginning. I

993
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:09,879
Speaker 1: had a very close relationship with my grandmother Rest in peace,

994
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: and she passed away and and her will basically she

995
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: left me her wedding ring. And we've always talked. Yeah,

996
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: and you know, we always kind of talked about and

997
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: I don't know she was like sharing us about it,

998
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: but she always said, like you can give this to

999
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: a girl. You're going to marry okay, And I've been

1000
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend for a while now, and you know,

1001
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: we do talk about getting married and whatnot. And she

1002
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 1: knows that my grandmother wants me to give that ring

1003
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: to the girl I end up marrying, okay, and that's

1004
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: not your girlfriend. You're going to give it to someone else,

1005
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: So your secret. Technically I already did, and I was joking,

1006
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: I I sold it. You sold it? Oh yeah, I

1007
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: sold the ring and I actually use the money from

1008
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 1: the ring and went to the casino and gambled, Oh

1009
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: are you gonna end up telling her? I'm not gonna

1010
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: come out with it myself, and hope, I hope. I

1011
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 1: just kind of like maybe it's forgotten about, but you know,

1012
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: oh I can't find it. Oh my god, how do you? Yeah,

1013
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: how do you think she's going to react? I really

1014
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, she she might be pretty heard

1015
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 1: over it, but you know, it's it's my grandmother's ring.

1016
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: I mean she probably she should want something original, and yeah,

1017
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: for sure it's her fault. Yeah I smell bad too.

1018
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 1: I bet the ring smell wind. Yeah, it's it, definitely,

1019
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: it probably did. I don't know. There's no no way

1020
00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: of finding out though, because you don't have it exactly. Well,

1021
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,800
Speaker 1: did you at least, like you said, you gambled it,

1022
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: did you at least win some money with it, with

1023
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: the money from the ring that you sold? Uh so

1024
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 1: at first I was winning, but I did not, So

1025
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: that's a no. Yeah, that's a no, you didn't. That

1026
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: is one trick in gambling to know when to walk away. Yeah, no,

1027
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: I I walked away empty handed. All right, well karma,

1028
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: yeah for ill. Well thanks for telling us your dirty

1029
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: little secret. Yeah no, thanks, I appreciate getting that off

1030
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: my chest. Yeah. Okay, now that that guy's off the phone.

1031
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: You know what we always say on this show, Yeah,

1032
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: we don't judge you. Oh yeah, unless yeah, and I

1033
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: feel like I want to judge that guy. Is that okay? Yeah?

1034
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: I think it's warranted. Yeah, I mean I think that's

1035
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: kind of ridiculous that you get this ring that you're

1036
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: supposed to give to your future wife and then you

1037
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: go gamble it and lose all the money. Like and

1038
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Speaker 1: then he sounds like he doesn't care at all. Yeah, Like,

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Speaker 1: what do you expect when this time comes? She knows

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Speaker 1: about it, that's right? Yeah, and what would your grandma

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Speaker 1: thing too? I mean, she's watching. She probably knows who's

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Speaker 1: wearing it right now. Yeah, she's probably the one that

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Speaker 1: made him lose all the money when you gambled it.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of gambling, did you guys know that I used

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Speaker 1: to work at a casino? You did? Yeah, I worked,

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Speaker 1: I did it was it was a casino slash bowling

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Speaker 1: alley and I did h security there. That sounds yeah,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like an incredibly German fested place. You did security? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So did you ever have to kick anybody out? I

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Speaker 1: luckily ran into no one that you know needed to

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Speaker 1: be kicked out. Must have been in England. No, No,

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Speaker 1: this was ok. In America? Oh really? And over there,

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Speaker 1: all you have to say is could you please leave? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And they go cheerio. What's your dirty little secret? The

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand or anything you messed on the show,

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Speaker 1: you can always find it at the Jewil Show. You

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Speaker 1: can always follow us on Instagram and TikTok at the

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show. Follow each of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh.

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Speaker 1: I met that Drea's I met Evan on the radio.

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Speaker 1: And we don't like to break the news to you,

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Speaker 1: so as always, will just let the Kardashes do it

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Speaker 1: for us. There's no easy way to say this except

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Speaker 1: just to say it, because we love you guys all

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Speaker 1: so much and it's almost like ripping off a band aid.

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Speaker 1: But we just wanted to tell you in person that

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Speaker 1: we won't be going forward with filming the show anymore,

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Speaker 1: but don't worry. Just how tomorrow. Yeah, Le'll go back tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: See you later. The Jewel Show