Speaker 1: The second.
Speaker 2: I know Brooke has said multiple times, almost suspiciously, that she's.
Speaker 1: Not on any dating apps. Brings it up. Hey, what
Speaker 1: are you doing over there wiping range of men online?
Speaker 1: That's for sure.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: We're all gonna believe her on this. But let's say
Speaker 1: Brooke was on the apps. Okay, what would her profiles say?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, probably give me your name, phone number, and
Speaker 2: how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth? Pause
Speaker 2: alimately after phone number, So nobody would understand the cheeto
Speaker 2: joke and.
Speaker 5: Those puffs or the classics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, not sure what that means, but I come
Speaker 2: from a clown family.
Speaker 1: Ask me more.
Speaker 5: It's a magician.
Speaker 2: Okay, the bottom line, it would probably be a total disaster.
Speaker 2: But what about the rest of the normal people out there?
Speaker 2: What's on their dating Let's find out and talk to Elena,
Speaker 2: who emailed the show for help. Welcome to the chaos.
Speaker 4: Hey Elena, Hey everyone.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 5: Elena was swipe bred on me.
Speaker 6: Totally?
Speaker 1: The ladies or the guys?
Speaker 6: Well, right now, we're talking about Trey, Okay, okay, And.
Speaker 2: What does Trey have on his dating profile that stuck
Speaker 2: out to you?
Speaker 6: You know what a couple of things. I mean one
Speaker 6: physically beautiful eyes, gorgeous smile, I mean just typical like dropped.
Speaker 5: In and then an average of ten cheetos.
Speaker 1: Right, obsession?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so he's a beautiful man.
Speaker 6: Yeah. And what did stick out was he loved adventures.
Speaker 6: He like wants to fill his time with his hobbies
Speaker 6: of adventures.
Speaker 5: What does that mean? That's so vague, Like is he
Speaker 5: specific on that?
Speaker 6: Well, he liked biking, I mean just that some like
Speaker 6: outdoorsy stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, adventures makes it sound like he likes to get
Speaker 2: out and travel and see new things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, rock life, that's what I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a really nice thing to say in
Speaker 2: your profile, even if it isn't true.
Speaker 1: So did you did you meet up with him?
Speaker 6: We did. We got two drinks and right when he
Speaker 6: walked in he looked so much smaller in person like
Speaker 6: his pictures. Yeah, I made him look just a little bit.
Speaker 1: Are you talking size.
Speaker 6: Like everything everything is?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And all that from your voice, it sounds like you
Speaker 2: were disappointed in how he looked physically.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 5: Usually smaller on the guy isn't exciting.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, about the size of how you use it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love He said, everything that's muscles, that's everything smaller, it's.
Speaker 6: Just a different Well, okay, so I did bring it up.
Speaker 6: I was like, you know what, I'm kind of surprised,
Speaker 6: like in your photos you look just a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Wow, what.
Speaker 5: Didn't you say?
Speaker 6: What doesn't mean about it? Guys?
Speaker 5: I don't know. But also he's a cafe.
Speaker 1: He should get called out.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's a kind of thing. There's so much
Speaker 6: craziness online. But he was laughing about it. He says, actually,
Speaker 6: I'm on a health kick. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: really kind of health kick are you on? And he's like,
Speaker 6: it's a huge health kick. So I've definitely lost like
Speaker 6: thirty pounds and recently.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, and you're like you didn't need to.
Speaker 5: I liked you when you were bulky.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't know, That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you could shrink from that stuff too, Like, well,
Speaker 2: I couldn't see.
Speaker 6: But you know what I'm saying, Like it's small. So anyway,
Speaker 6: you do not believe this. This man tells me he
Speaker 6: has a treadmill in every single room in his house.
Speaker 5: What was that a joke?
Speaker 6: So I start laughing because I'm like, oh wow, crazy health. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and he says, no, really, My buddy and I cleaned
Speaker 6: out a warehouse that had a bunch of treadmills, ellipticals,
Speaker 6: blah blah blah. So they sold a bunch of them,
Speaker 6: but there were just some leftover, so I kept a
Speaker 6: lot of them.
Speaker 2: So he's got like a little mini twenty four hour
Speaker 2: fitness in.
Speaker 4: His Apartment's got an area in each room to throw
Speaker 4: all of his clothes.
Speaker 1: On drying racks.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this isn't a red flag to you, and maybe.
Speaker 1: Nice to mix up the scenery. He keeps him motivated.
Speaker 2: If he keeps seeing the treadmill, he'll want to eventually
Speaker 2: get fat.
Speaker 6: There was intimidating too.
Speaker 5: It was intimidating, okay a little bit, a.
Speaker 6: Little bit too, but you know, on the conversation we
Speaker 6: ended up laughing about it, and then it was like
Speaker 6: we're having drinks, but we started having those fun like hey,
Speaker 6: let's go on another date, let's see each other again,
Speaker 6: let's yeah, And it turns out super fun and out
Speaker 6: of the blue, he says to me, Hey, what would
Speaker 6: you do if I show up at your house tomorrow
Speaker 6: and say, hey, let's go to the Virgin Islands and
Speaker 6: we leave in three hours?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: WHOA? That's crazy?
Speaker 4: And I was like, heck, yeah, oh you said, yes,
Speaker 4: you're like a child, you're ready to go.
Speaker 1: Was that a joker? Was he serious? You know?
Speaker 6: I think he just threw it out hypothetically, the drifts.
Speaker 6: But I am an adventurous lady.
Speaker 5: That's interesting.
Speaker 4: So he sounds like I mean also like he's just
Speaker 4: a big dreamer, right, like he's always got some big
Speaker 4: grand plan and and you love that idea.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was fun to like daydream like.
Speaker 1: That and yeah, So how did that night end?
Speaker 5: Not in the Cayman Islands.
Speaker 6: No, not in the payment unfortunately. Well we said by
Speaker 6: with a with a hug, which was kind.
Speaker 5: Of no kiss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no kiss.
Speaker 5: You said a guy like that would.
Speaker 4: Go in for a kiss if he was really wanting
Speaker 4: to take you thought so too.
Speaker 2: And it was a hug that wasn't as big of
Speaker 2: a hug as she was expecting to.
Speaker 1: Be so small.
Speaker 2: My arms just kept going and he wasn't there to
Speaker 2: pick you up the next day like he threw He definitely.
Speaker 6: Didn't come by. He didn't come by. It's been like
Speaker 6: a week, it's been a week. Yeah, but I don't
Speaker 6: know what I did. I keep thinking was I too
Speaker 6: much like a friend? Almost?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: No, sometimes those big dreamer people can also be big flaky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like it's like a lot of talk and not a
Speaker 5: lot of following. He's off hiking a mountain somewhere. That
Speaker 5: could be.
Speaker 2: But your email to us said that you've been texting
Speaker 2: with Trey a few times.
Speaker 6: Well, I've been texting. He just hadn't responded.
Speaker 5: Maybe he's just waiting for you to show up at
Speaker 5: his house if he's going to.
Speaker 7: Be in the Cayman Islands, and was like, oh, I
Speaker 7: forgot to pick her up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the Jamaican version of Home Alone.
Speaker 1: But we're going to hopefully bring it to a happy conclusion.
Speaker 1: When we come back.
Speaker 2: We'll call Tray for you and try and get you
Speaker 2: your second date. Update, get you over to one of
Speaker 2: those islands right after this.
Speaker 1: Okay, awesome, all right, hold on update.
Speaker 2: One man, one woman, and twenty treadmills, all.
Speaker 1: Running at the exact same It's a four hundred meters
Speaker 1: sprint to love.
Speaker 2: At least how it's going for our listener, Elena, and
Speaker 2: she was recently out with named Trey. Because they went
Speaker 2: and grabbed some drinks, she learned that he really does
Speaker 2: have treadmills in every single room of his house.
Speaker 5: It's just nuts.
Speaker 1: That was the weird part of the night.
Speaker 2: Afterwards, it got a lot better from there, and they
Speaker 2: were laughing together. They were planning future dates, and he
Speaker 2: even threw out a theoretical of maybe taking her to
Speaker 2: an exotic island, showing up at her house and just
Speaker 2: whisking her away, and it got her really excited. But
Speaker 2: it's been a week since that date happened and there
Speaker 2: has been no second date and no trips abroad.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like you felt like you recovered from
Speaker 4: the very beginning. But maybe he just really was insulted
Speaker 4: when you told him he was smaller than in his pictures. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, and maybe because after you padded him on the
Speaker 7: head afterthing.
Speaker 1: You think that's possible, Elena, possible.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It was a pretty fun conversation after that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I couldn't get over a guy telling
Speaker 4: me I looked bigger than in my pictures.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't know that I'm working a lot,
Speaker 5: so that's true.
Speaker 2: Let's see We're gonna call him right now. Hopefully he's
Speaker 2: not in the middle of one of his treadmill workouts.
Speaker 5: But amazing a hamster, I'm in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Let's try and call on. Here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello, I think you're good?
Speaker 1: Is Trey?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the radio right now with a show
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: How many people are on the phone?
Speaker 1: Wait? What did you say?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Answer the first question? Four people are in this room.
Speaker 2: And this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the Morning that you're on right now.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 1: Why Yeah, great question, good question. You're sharp. We like that. Uh.
Speaker 2: This is a segment called a second Date Update, and
Speaker 2: we're trying to help out one of our listeners get
Speaker 2: a hold of you and maybe even see if we
Speaker 2: can hook you up for another date because you went
Speaker 2: out with her already one time named Elena.
Speaker 1: Oh oh you remember her?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I know I know who Elena is. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: did she have you call me?
Speaker 1: Uh huh Yeah. That's how the segment works.
Speaker 2: We kind of get a vibe of how the first
Speaker 2: date went, and then we reach out on her behalf
Speaker 2: to try and figure out how we can get YouTube
Speaker 2: back together.
Speaker 5: There's a reason she's confused.
Speaker 4: It sounds like on your date, you guys were talking
Speaker 4: a lot about like going out again and how fun
Speaker 4: that'd be.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, we's a good time. She seems like
Speaker 3: she's fun and that's great.
Speaker 1: She said a lot of the same stuff about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is I don't know. There is a moment though.
Speaker 3: It was kind of a deal breaker for me, So
Speaker 3: I don't think that's going to be working out.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Well that's all right.
Speaker 2: I mean you're allowed to have your opinions on stuff,
Speaker 2: but it would help if maybe we could know about
Speaker 2: the moment and pass that along to Elena, just to
Speaker 2: help her out.
Speaker 4: Right, it make her feel better to have some closure
Speaker 4: in sights.
Speaker 1: Would you mind sharing?
Speaker 3: Okay? So weird, Okay, I guess I should explain that
Speaker 3: I have this thing that I do when I go
Speaker 3: out on a date with someone for the first time.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a lightness test.
Speaker 1: We've heard a few of these before.
Speaker 4: We do a lot of these dating segments, and there's
Speaker 4: a lot of people that have different types of tests
Speaker 4: when they go out, and they usually don't end very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but books still she loves them. Yeah, marriage.
Speaker 3: Now, I mean I usually ask something to the effect of, like,
Speaker 3: if I show up at your door tomorrow and say
Speaker 3: a plane is leaving in three hours and we're going
Speaker 3: to the islands, you want to come?
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, that's the test.
Speaker 1: Actually fun. Well, she mentioned that to us. She said
Speaker 1: that she was.
Speaker 4: Up for it, right, Yeah, she told us it was
Speaker 4: a fun hypothetical question that you asked on the date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did she tell you how She responded like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm down to travel or something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, that's the that's the wrong answer to that question.
Speaker 3: That's like the worst answer you can get me.
Speaker 4: Wait, let's go is the wrong answer if you're inviting
Speaker 4: someone to do something and they agree.
Speaker 5: I thought you were like adventure boys.
Speaker 1: What's the right answer?
Speaker 3: The right answer is let me check and see if
Speaker 3: I can, or you know, let me look at my schedule,
Speaker 3: or you know, I'll have to tell to my friends,
Speaker 3: or anything really, anything else that indicates that you've got
Speaker 3: a life of your own that you're living.
Speaker 7: Oh, drop everything for a stranger. I could kind of see.
Speaker 5: But it was a hypothetical question.
Speaker 4: Like you wouldn't actually do it, Like, honestly, if you
Speaker 4: actually showed up at her door, she probably would have
Speaker 4: to make some pre arrangements.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe, but she got very excited and kept saying,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm going to pack my bags and be
Speaker 3: ready to go. She had no indication that she has
Speaker 3: any responsibilities, that she has a career out.
Speaker 1: Hold On, no rep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, spontaneous.
Speaker 2: Well, it's too late to surprise him with it now,
Speaker 2: because Trey, you probably are your voice at this point.
Speaker 1: That's Elena who's been waiting to.
Speaker 6: Talk to you. Tray, You're so funny, because you know
Speaker 6: what's so funny about my responsibilities is I probably make
Speaker 6: three times what you make.
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, not the point.
Speaker 4: I guess that's a flex like, good on you, Elena,
Speaker 4: But why do.
Speaker 5: You bring that up?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's.
Speaker 1: Okay. Hold On, we need we need one of you
Speaker 1: at a time.
Speaker 2: Trey, what do you have to say to Elena that
Speaker 2: she makes three times as much as you.
Speaker 3: I say, that's really unlikely. I don't believe that's true,
Speaker 3: and even if it were true, it has nothing to
Speaker 3: do with anything right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So he sells.
Speaker 6: He sells treadmills on the side. Guys, So if you
Speaker 6: ever need he's very selling those things.
Speaker 1: All right, let's settle this. We'll settle this once and
Speaker 1: for all.
Speaker 2: Let's all go around the room and say how much
Speaker 2: money we make you we I.
Speaker 5: Mean, Trey.
Speaker 4: That should be great news for you because then Elena
Speaker 4: can pay for the Cayman Islands vacation and take you
Speaker 4: with her.
Speaker 3: Let's hop in the TJ and fly down there. I'm
Speaker 3: sure she's got one.
Speaker 5: It all seems so silly. You guys are fighting about
Speaker 5: a hypothetical question.
Speaker 2: Is it just a hypothetical question? Or Trey, do you
Speaker 2: really do this and actually take women to islands? If
Speaker 2: if they give you the right answer and say, let
Speaker 2: me check my schedule.
Speaker 5: First, you sound very eager, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: I want to know, very very busy man. I've got
Speaker 2: a lot of hobbies and responsibilities.
Speaker 3: If she answers, you know, she gives a good answer
Speaker 3: to the question, we get a second date and maybe
Speaker 3: it goes from there.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it is in the cards. It's like the card.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, I've done it before, but it's not something
Speaker 3: that's going to happen the first night we meet.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're like the troll under the bridge with the riddles.
Speaker 4: If you answer directly, then you can pass. There you go.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing you saying like, no, not for me, Like
Speaker 2: why are you so closed off to it?
Speaker 6: Are you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I would never now that I know he tests and
Speaker 6: that there's all these like hypothetical and it's just no,
Speaker 6: I'm over it.
Speaker 1: There's not all these hypotheticals in all these hoops. It's
Speaker 1: just one question.
Speaker 7: But now I kind of her point because it's like
Speaker 7: he could be like, hey, do you want to dessert?
Speaker 7: And she's like no, and he's like, oh, well, you
Speaker 7: just failed another test.
Speaker 4: It's a lot another test. Yeah, someone's entire life on
Speaker 4: how they answer that question.
Speaker 3: I'll get hypothetical, you know what, it's my prerogative cast
Speaker 3: questions I want to ask on my first dage. But
Speaker 3: the fact that she brought up money right away to
Speaker 3: try to one out me is a huge red flag.
Speaker 3: It's a really low class move.
Speaker 4: It helps me.
Speaker 3: I made the restaurant.
Speaker 6: You're the one that said I didn't have responsibilities. I
Speaker 6: just wanted to let you know that my house is
Speaker 6: fully paid off and I have plenty of them to
Speaker 6: go around. So that's the thing is you didn't even ask.
Speaker 6: But you're going to bring up that I don't have
Speaker 6: responsibilities and make yourself look good, Babe. I don't think
Speaker 6: that's right all.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know you guys are this climate kind
Speaker 4: of fighting right now, but I really feel like they're
Speaker 4: a good match.
Speaker 1: Hypothetically.
Speaker 3: Hypothetically, if that never happened, we might avandaged. She didn't
Speaker 3: get me on the radio to put me on the spot.
Speaker 1: It's our fault. Yeah, see, that's her test, my fault.
Speaker 6: That's the thing. This is the type of guy he is.
Speaker 6: I see. I'm winner yea.
Speaker 2: Even though this is going horribly, I'm gonna ask anyway
Speaker 2: to send you guys out on a.
Speaker 1: Second date that we would pay for.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we make so much money though.
Speaker 1: We can't go.
Speaker 2: We can't cross country borders. Keep it within the area
Speaker 2: code on the caman ions. Maybe like a Caribbean restaurant, anybody.
Speaker 6: That's a big heart for me. That's a note for me, Na.
Speaker 3: We had a lot of fun on that first day,
Speaker 3: but it's a note for me.
Speaker 2: Well, mutual, I don't like to offer to send Tray
Speaker 2: and me to a private island.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't pay for it, definitely not.
Speaker 2: The money already paid off it's looking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: And it's too bad we couldn't get a yes from
Speaker 2: those two because I think we all agree that they.
Speaker 1: Would have been good for each other. Just taken a
Speaker 1: second to think about.
Speaker 5: It in liquid.
Speaker 4: If he would have just dropped that test, they would
Speaker 4: have been on a full state by now.
Speaker 1: That was the only thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she would have laughed it off and been like, oh,
Speaker 2: that was like one dumb test.
Speaker 1: Like I can get over it. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Blame one of them because they both kind of share
Speaker 2: the blame for not hearing each other out.
Speaker 5: The money brag shocked me.
Speaker 4: Good for you, but yeah, it was weird, interesting, it's hard.
Speaker 6: Not the first time she's used that argument.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my house is paid off.
Speaker 2: Okay, ready to go. But I know hypotheticals are a
Speaker 2: touchy subject. The thing is we never got to ask
Speaker 2: the real hypothetical. Would Brook take a DNA test to
Speaker 2: prove her children and are really her husbands?
Speaker 1: It's a hypothetical, but she keeps screaming no. And the
Speaker 1: fact that she just says that it speaks volley. Oh now,
Speaker 1: you would, of course on air behind closed doors.
Speaker 2: It's been no for the past four years dude.
Speaker 4: That first maybe I had looked exactly like my husband.
Speaker 7: The second, yeah, I can't remember the name of it,
Speaker 7: but that first one.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're happy to do these segments. And how about
Speaker 2: with your dating life email the show. We'll call that
Speaker 2: person who isn't calling you back. Check out all of
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