WEBVTT - iPhone Keyboards Rigged to Fail (with Olly Sholotan) 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.040 It's hard when handsome guys are also taller. It's like, 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:09.480 especially actors, it's like that's a secret. Yes, secret is 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:12.960 that they're not like we're all small. That's like a 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.080 fun because that's my. 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:17.120 Favorite thing about every single premiere ever is like me 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:19.280 and every other actor we get together and we're all 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:21.360 the same height and like all these people that I 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.280 thought are tallest ship. 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.040 Like, ah, look at all of us, Yeah, all of 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:30.920 us close to the ground. It's great, guys. 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:33.240 Big faces, you do it. That's how you make a movie. 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:35.760 We all have to look at our female co stars 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:39.480 like underneath her nose and put us on an apple box. 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:40.880 But Noah, and then I met Aaron Pierre and the 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:42.080 niggas like tall as hell. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:46.520 I will say this that. I will say this you 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:49.360 and you're you. You stand out in some ways in 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:53.040 your cast in that it's got a bunch of tall motherfuckers. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.360 What you mean in bel air, there's a lot of 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:56.360 tall people. 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.440 Including me, talking like that. 0:00:59.480 --> 0:00:59.840 I like that. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.840 Lets go yeah, yeah, that's the thing. 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:09.440 The thing about the castle, we're all we're all everybody, well, 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:13.679 we all be Coco jam all of. 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:18.920 Us just like tall tall, you know, equally like five eleven. 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.360 And all of us. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:24.120 Really saying, if you're gonna fake this, you gotta start 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:25.480 higher than five elevens. 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.959 That's my only nose, that's my only No. 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.880 Five eleven is what I reached for. 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.680 If we're saying tall, you gotta be like we're all 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:51.919 six six chips in your kalas are racists, the layers, 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:52.960 the money. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:55.320 Turning stuff. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:57.560 I can't tell. 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:03.720 Me Mama's favorite child. I was vagrant and wild, even 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:07.920 ran with some jealous niggas that hated my style. Welcome home, 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:08.280 Max B. 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:11.919 Welcome Little Mamas and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:12.280 of My. 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.120 Mama Told Me the podcast when we dive deep, deep 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:18.320 into the pockets the black conspiracy theories. 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:21.560 And we finally we don't. We don't. It's not even 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:25.000 finally because if you were waiting for something that's on you. 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.160 We remain unaccomplished here on the podcast, but we have 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:29.000 fun every week. 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.720 Unaccomplished and most importantly, unaccountable. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.880 Mm hmmm, that's true. That is the nicest part about 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.240 doing this the way that we're doing it is that 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.960 we have met zero accountability up at this point. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.520 And I refuse because come find me. Where am I at? 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:45.320 I'm walking the dog. I don't even go nowhere. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:47.440 And I think a lot of you don't realize that 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:52.520 we can just refuse accountability. I think some people can 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:54.720 sent to that. Yeah, and that is their choice. I'm 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:57.240 not here to judge them, but we choose to refuse 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:57.840 your accountable. 0:02:57.960 --> 0:02:58.120 Yeah. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:59.760 Sometimes it's like you forget that we're men. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.880 Yeah, I'm a man. I stand on something, and one 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.280 of those things I stand on is not ever having 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:05.919 to change ever. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:08.200 That actually just reminds me. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.520 I feel like, in the age of social media, being 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:14.720 canceled is so easy, but you can just decide not to. Yep, 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.400 you could just be like what if I don't, I'm 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:17.960 not canceled. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:22.440 It's actually cool. It's like I just go back to work. Yeah, 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.160 totally cool. Whatever you guys are saying about me, that's fine, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:25.640 that's fine. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:29.799 No, that's I operate under dead internet theory too. That's 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.000 how I get same, That's how I kind of get 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:35.680 it to like like lately, that's how been Everybody on 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.680 the Internet to me is either a robot or not 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.720 as cool as and that allows me to move throughout 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:41.160 my life. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:44.440 I like that, which actually don't think is not true. 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.520 Like I just I look through comments sometimes and I 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:52.800 see like grown adult man, like really really passionate about 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.200 things that make actually no sense. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:02.840 Na, man, you can't. You can't go through because the 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.920 level of stupid the man people will really start to 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:08.360 just it's inspiring. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:12.520 I find it inspiring because I feel like, okay, let 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:15.120 me explain. I like I hold myself to way too 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:18.440 high a standard. Right. It's like I look on the 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:20.600 Internet and I'm like, you know what, this person can 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:23.080 also afford the Internet, and so can I. 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:25.159 So like, I think I'm working too hard if you 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:25.560 can be. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:32.120 That lame and that just uninteresting and have an Internet 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:35.680 connection enough that you can tweet the same tweets that 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:37.880 that I could tweet, but choose not to because I'm like, oh, 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.080 well no, that's lame. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.240 I don't know. I think I hold myself too high 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:41.680 a standard. 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:49.280 I got older for some lame shit. Ooh there used 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:53.279 to be drafts on Twitter. Yeah, drafts, man, man, my 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:59.760 Twitter drafts folder like twenty thirteen. Oh could have want 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.720 to end, bro, I was going crazy in the draft. 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:04.320 Why is just the draft? Why didn't you ever hit Sien? 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:07.440 Because I want to live alive. That's fair, you know 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.479 what I mean. I want to have friendships and be 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:11.279 in Congress with. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.679 Like I want to be employed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:15.880 but I would, I'd write it. 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:18.240 I mean government one day there's going to be a 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.000 bug and Elon Musk is going to accidentally publish all 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:21.560 the drafts. 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.000 No, they're all going to lose our jobs. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:26.720 I got scared. That's why I canceled my Twitter during pandemic. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.800 I genuinely scared. Sometimes it means Likethson's texts are going 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.360 to lead I worry about it all the time. 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:33.800 Yeah. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:37.120 Yeah, I think there's a lot enough to stop a 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:41.520 lot of things I've documented, not always published, but certainly 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:46.000 documented that if they become public or I'm cooked. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.960 But do you wonder maybe it's like a nuclear Maybe 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.120 it's like nuclear weapons where it's like we all got nukes. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.440 Usually yeah, now we all got nukes. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.120 So like, well, what scares me and you brought this 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.240 up is that I do think that that is going 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.800 to be one of the last phases of like a 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:06.320 cultural civil war that we're facing, where like it won't 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:09.919 be physical fighting at first, It's gonna sort of start 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.760 at like calling each other Nazis and like having these 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.280 extreme views on each other, and then one party is 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:19.080 going to start to lose power or feel like they're 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:24.320 losing power and intentionally leak uh these draft folders for 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.800 the powers that be. I think it is going to 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:31.720 be called yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Young Republicans thing 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.279 is like very much reflective of I think a thing 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.960 that's going to happen on both sides eventually. You know, 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.640 I don't know they were authority. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:42.640 They had mortgages. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:48.360 Something, those uncles. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:52.200 Yeah, you mean, like when they bend over to pick 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:53.560 something up from the ground they've grown. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:58.120 I'm so sorry. You were very ugly, man. It makes 0:06:58.160 --> 0:06:58.799 me so happy. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.600 It's really good. 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:01.480 The right, it's right. 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:04.120 It feels like like the order in the universe is 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:05.839 correct in the sword. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.839 Yeah, I mean, because I feel like the true evil 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.840 is actually probably beautiful and that might be something fucked 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:11.240 up at me. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:12.240 No, I think that's right. 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.800 Yeah, like the truest evil, because I think that's how 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.960 you could get it, like, like to me, the devil 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:18.040 is probably beautiful. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.560 Yeah, yeah, like, I think that's right. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.680 I mean, what what's the Samson and Delilah? 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.560 You know, it's the classic sort of the the most 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:27.720 beautiful woman you know is secretly safe. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:28.400 To cut your hair off. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.040 Yeah, exactly what I was going to say. 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.320 Yeah, and Samson was a cool dude. 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:37.120 What I actually don't know anything about it. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.840 I was gonna say, actually don't. I don't know if 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:40.320 I can stand on that that he was he. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:41.760 Was kind of an attle. 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:42.760 What was his deal? 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:43.400 He was? 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.800 He was just real strong and could like fuck bad 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.119 bitches and like lived like a king. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:51.400 I don't understand. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:53.720 He was air Pierre. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:08:00.720 Okay, it is just aggressive apths. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.520 He was just a superhero of a man and then 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.280 here and then he fell in love with the wrong 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:07.280 bad bitch. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.000 Yeah. 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.320 It's really just an allegory for like, hey, pick your 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:11.280 pick your bitches. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:12.440 Damn. Yeah. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.440 And I think the Bible people are gonna love my interpretation. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:19.480 No, but yeah, I. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:32.080 Think they're gonna feel really good about the Samson our 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.320 guest today. He's a Samson in his own right. 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:37.800 Strong. 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:41.160 As hell, dirty, super tall bro. 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.960 He's a he's a musician and artists of all kinds, 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.960 and most importantly, is an actor. He is on a 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:52.800 brand new season of the hit show bel Air. You 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.600 can see it on Peacock now. This episode comes out 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:56.640 after it's already out. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:57.319 Uh. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:01.880 You, we love him. He's old, talented in so many ways. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.160 Give it up for ali Latin word. 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:08.920 Thanks for having me, not at all. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.600 No, Look at my dog. He's as black as can be. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:19.640 That's how you chose. That's Oh, I was not. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:22.440 It's not going as good as it usually is over here. 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:25.600 I know I'm projecting confidence to you guys, but inside 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:30.880 I'm panicking. You wanted to do in president, I wanted 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:35.119 to click the James Brown one and then. 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:35.400 You know what, Look, I'll take it. I got that 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:38.560 dog of me all right, you know it? 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:44.640 Because good I feel good and you sing good and 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:45.520 make love good. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:51.760 Oh there right, yeah, that's right. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.800 OLLI. We're very happier here, man. 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:55.679 I'm happy to be here. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:58.760 He came to us. I think with a pretty complicated 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.560 you can speak. Yeah, not in the way that we 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.920 don't like. We love a complicated conspiracy here, but I 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.840 think it is one that has layers that we should unpack. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:09.319 And I'm especially excited to. 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:10.000 Hear you unpack. 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:11.559 You said, my mama told. 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:17.480 Me Apple changes the iPhone keyboard regularly so you become 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:18.800 reliant on a. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:24.360 I yes, tell me. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.040 I mean what is there to say? Have you ever 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.679 here's the thing? What what size phone do you have? 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:33.360 Like do you have the Promax or like the regular regular? Okay, 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:38.360 I'm just a regular Okay, you got to got to phone. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:43.120 You try to type on any other type of phone? 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:43.880 Does it work? 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:45.160 I don't know. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:46.680 I don't try to type on any. 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:48.920 Okay, Like what do you mean? Like, no one's ever 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.080 given you just like, hey man, bro, like have my phone? 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.800 Cook throw on my ship too much. I don't want 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:58.400 to be in your the boy that I'm just making 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.959 it is like that thing and my ship my ship, 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.120 But you're right because my ship is huge, like and 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.200 I got a big ass case on it, so like 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:07.760 if I grab like my girls ponds, you got like. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.200 But I'm just saying it's like I feel like every 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:15.560 couple of months, I'm magically stopping uple to type or spell. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.080 And so here there's one of two things happening. Either 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:22.640 my phone is intentionally changing the like key sizes so 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:25.360 that I'm hitting the wrong thing and I'm convinced that 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.920 I need an iPhone so that I buy another iPhone, 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.440 or it's kind of like remember in high school when 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:33.240 your teachers are like, oh, you know what, You're never 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.000 going to have a calculator in your pocket. And no 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:38.040 one has been more wrong in the history of being 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.840 wrong than that teacher. You know something that, something that 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.840 in English they never said was Oh, you're never going 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.040 to have a spell check in your pocket. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.960 Now I do. I'm the worst speller on the planet. 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:52.160 Now I have God in my pocket, Like they did 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.200 not tell us it's going to be a thing. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:55.600 I should have got more than God. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:12:01.920 Dude, brow of all shapes, the size of man, what 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:07.319 do you got to only amateur hour? 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.960 I'm crazy check the numbers. 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:12.800 So I'm saying I think Tim Cook has made us 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:17.960 all just a little worse at typing and and and spelling. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.800 And the way he does that is by changing iPhone keyboard. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:22.640 That's really fascinating. 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.560 I mean, I'm I'm with that because I think the 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:29.080 phone took away typing in general, right, just like home 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.360 key the way we learned to type in middle school, Yeah, 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:34.160 home row and all that is thumb. Everything is thumbs 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:38.080 quirdy keyboard like, and it makes us dumber. I I 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.480 talk so much dumber in the phone that I do 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.559 even on a regular keyboard. 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:44.920 But so much dumber I hate it because I'm I 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:48.640 pride myself and being a very like eloquent young gentleman. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.720 Nigerian parents, right, they they wear it, you know, they're 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.200 very proud of the way that we speak. And when 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.520 I'm on the phone, I'm like, I talk goode. I 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:58.800 don't know what's going on. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.000 You're using two instead. 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:05.199 Of yeah, but everybody types like Tupac wrote poetry. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:17.839 Yeah, but exactly, Yo, that's exactly. 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:19.439 That's exactly. 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:25.560 Everything is remedial and so and now it's so much 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:28.240 worse because they've introduced stickers and so now I don't 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:31.360 even type in full responses and I'm just finding a 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.480 sticker and just sending it. Stickers are like you're back 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.920 in the cave times and I'm drawing hieroglyphics. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.400 Stickers are up because now we're creating our own language. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:40.840 Right now. I don't know do you guys have like 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.360 secret stickers with like your partners or anything. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.240 I have some of the yes, crazy, Yeah, I got 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:50.520 some crazy Yo. You sent me the craziest sticker as 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:51.600 I told you about it. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.760 You're You're the reason I found out about stickers and 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:58.199 how to do them, and you are you have now 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.840 opened up a vortex that I I have a collection 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:07.800 that is dark. Yeah, I got a shameful collection of stickers. 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.000 Because the first thing I sent him a sticker and 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:11.520 he was like, hey, how'd you do that? And I 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.280 told him, and then you. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.640 Just say what the sticker was thinking about? 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:21.040 He sent me the sticker of a Smurf naked showing 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:21.720 his booty. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:23.840 Wait, that's what you said. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:30.240 That's what I said you shamar No you did, I 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.040 said you right, But. 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.160 You sent me a picture. I think of this is 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.320 how we text. You sent me a picture of chamar 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.760 more and I think I made it into a sticker, 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:40.560 that's right. And then you were like, hey, how you 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:40.920 do that? 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:46.720 And you said me immediately you had it. You just 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:47.200 had it. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:48.160 It was a photo that I had. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.120 Okay, it was just in the It was like, finally 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:50.680 a short cut. 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:57.280 I've been thinking I could use this, and now I 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:00.160 understand it as a as an art form, a. 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:05.360 Nasty but it's taken away all my I don't respond 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.600 to anybody. I very rarely respond. 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.640 I give a straight up answer on the internet so 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.640 often it's like a sticker. I think Tim Cook is 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.240 making its dumber and more Alian on iPhones like that's it. 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:20.960 I and so between the stickers, between the keyboard sizes, 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.640 you know, like I will wear my tent fall hat 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:25.960 and run up and down Hollywood Bulevard screaming this. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:27.480 Now I'm with you by. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.560 Into I will say, as someone who's been outside the 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:38.760 standard sized finger community, okay, they're they were never for 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:42.280 big ass fingers. It's the best now it's ever been. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:45.600 For fat fingers because of the big phone and. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:48.600 And just like the the like when it was just 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:51.240 the keys, when the droid dropped. You guys, remember when 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.560 the droid, I think it was having a bad time. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:57.880 You know, that was a hard button. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:01.840 BlackBerry. I was just surfing on that. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:02.440 Yeah, I was. 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.560 I was not you guys have you guys are nimble. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.800 My ship was clunking. It wasn't ready for me. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:09.680 Damn. It's like the technology. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:11.560 So it typically is your savior is what? Well, I 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:12.320 guess Steve. 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:16.560 Jobs, you know which white savior do you pick? 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:16.960 Yeah? 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:17.720 Who? 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.200 I mean? Overall time? 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:24.120 Yeah, that's a fun game. I think this is a 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:31.160 great game. Like Jason Williams, that's a good answer. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.760 White chocolate, White chocolate. It's really the one. The elbow 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:36.280 pass though it is really the only thing. 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.840 I watched the video very recently of him explaining the 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:41.520 science behind the elbow path. 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he said he rarely hate it though 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:44.280 right like he could. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:46.200 He said he used to be sucking up because he 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.760 would pull the elbow back from up here, and that 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:51.240 it wasn't until he learned to pull it back down 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.440 here that he was able to make it actually precise. 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:58.560 He tried it multiple times in games and failed because 0:16:58.600 --> 0:16:59.880 he was up here with it. 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:05.720 But anyways, Tom Hanks tons one very good answer about you, Eminem. 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:08.280 Yeah. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.320 I mean it's just like of all the of all 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:12.200 the white people, I feel like Eminem is just like 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:14.600 a solid good white person crazy. 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:17.359 That man is not going to save you. 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:20.359 Oh, I see what you're okay, thought, okay, the answer 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:23.399 is to save not you know what your answer and 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:24.080 then will. 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:28.000 Come back to me. Yeah, I'm sorry, mama, that's yeah. 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:30.400 No, I see I misunderstood the question. 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:31.359 We'll come back to me. 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:32.080 We'll come back to me. 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:37.199 John Brown that that white man who murdered all the 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:40.760 slave owner people deep cut? 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:42.560 Oh, I thought you were talking about the guy who 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.439 won the White Rapper Show. He might have also had 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:49.000 that deep cut answer. 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:51.240 He's the only one that actually like pulled out a 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:54.119 gun and was like, oh. 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:56.199 He like he like let the revolution. It was like 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:58.400 a movement though, right, Like it wasn't just. 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:02.159 He was like going around people, him and his sons. 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:06.520 Yeah, yeah, that guy was crazy. 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:11.240 Wonder if he's going to but hey, you know what, mom, 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:14.160 Donnie won So you know, anything could happen. Anything can 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:17.000 happen New York. You know what I'm saying, Like, come on, 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:21.960 are you from me either? I've never been more into New. 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:25.919 York Donnie and Max b being free though, Man, I 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.359 might move. It feels like a good time for this. 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:31.960 You're feeling very hockey style. 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:35.480 Yeah. Yeah, And I think a lot of the things 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:37.080 I say a lot less harsh. 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:39.400 Over there racially for sure. 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:40.640 Sure. 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:42.760 Yeah, you'd be welcome with open arms. 0:18:42.840 --> 0:18:44.400 Yeah yeah, yeah, they like it over there. 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:45.960 I do have another thing. My mama told me that 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.320 y'all are not prepared for it all. It just came excited. 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:50.160 Just can we go off script? 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:54.400 Yea, And it has been scripted this whole like. 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:56.560 Every white Savior all that you said. You know, I 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:57.480 toussed over to him. 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:01.840 You know, I think that bottle service was invented to 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:04.520 keep black man down? What I really do for it 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:08.720 and let me so when I became famous, like, no, 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:11.080 I didn't get it. What I'm saying was I became famous, 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:13.280 there was sort of this understanding that everywhere I would 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:14.800 go like, it's. 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:16.119 Like, bro, ally, let's get a table. 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.800 And I've never really been to the club before, as 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:20.440 I was like, oh bet, I'm down to get a table, 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:23.040 but no one would tell me how much the table 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:23.439 would be. 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:25.400 It's crazy until the end of the night. 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:29.560 When someone, you know, when the really beautiful woman would 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:31.600 come over and give me the receipt and I'd be like, 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:33.080 I'm so fucking sorry. 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:36.199 This table was two thousand dollars. Yeah, And then it 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:37.720 was six hundred dollars a bottle. 0:19:37.640 --> 0:19:39.760 Six hundred dollars for a Cosumigo's bottle that I could 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:41.920 get for twenty bucks at the liquor. 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:43.760 Store and the Orange juices. 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:46.119 And then I realized every single time I would go 0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:48.520 out bottle service, I want to get a table, you 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:50.359 want to get a table. It would only happen to 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:52.840 me when I was with black people, and I think, 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.240 I think that this is to keep the black man down. 0:19:55.520 --> 0:20:01.359 You think that this is a type of u a 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:04.160 type of thing that is only social redlining. 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:05.480 Yeah, you know what I'm saying. 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:07.280 I'm not even pitching this to white I. 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:11.000 Don't even think white men get pitched the idea I'm 0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:12.879 paying two thousand dollars to rent a couch. 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:16.080 I'm thinking about it now. I never heard I never 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:18.280 heard of a white guy again, never seen a whitey 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:19.280 savior again. 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:21.880 Who's your Tom? You think when Tom Hanks I think 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:26.400 goes to the club okay, check, Okay, maybe, but okay fair? 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:31.240 And I think in that way I appreciate Check because 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:32.680 of his commitment to black culture. 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:35.120 Yeah, you know what, I like that. Do you think 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:36.160 Tom Hanks is being pitched? 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:39.800 Hey man, you want to pay pay four thousand dollars 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:41.240 for this night out? 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:45.560 No wonder if there is a fine dining equivalent, though, 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:48.399 is Michael like, do you think they're like they're they're 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:51.159 opening a bottle of wine for him? That's maybe, I know, 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:51.640 I don't. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:54.359 I think they drops so many things for people at 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:58.120 a certain level that I don't think like I've certainly 0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:00.959 been with famous white people when we've had like a 0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:03.000 separate room in a restaurant. 0:21:02.600 --> 0:21:05.040 Right, I've been Yeah, which I didn't even know that 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:08.160 until Yeah, I didn't even know they had that secret 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:08.760 room back there. 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:12.199 No, there's every restaurant apparently has a secret room. And 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:13.320 it's a better room than. 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:15.080 It's a way better room than a room. 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:18.880 Here's so you guys see how we're describing a better 0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:22.200 experience though. So it's like, yeah, even if they are 0:21:22.240 --> 0:21:24.480 opening a you know, ten thousand dollars bottle of wine 0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:27.719 for Tom Hanks, right, he is getting superior service. 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:29.320 He's in a better room. Here. 0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:33.080 I am in this crowded ass club on this dusty 0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:37.160 ass couch right loud as hell. I can't hear anything. 0:21:37.720 --> 0:21:40.439 People are drinking my eight hundred dollars bottle. 0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:43.800 It's a quilla. Do you see what I'm saying? 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:46.040 No, I bought a bottle of the strip club before 0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:49.680 a few times in like, you get pretty tired about man. 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:53.040 It's like you you accumulate people, You're like, wait, who 0:21:53.200 --> 0:21:57.159 is that? And it becomes it creates this are you? 0:21:57.280 --> 0:21:59.920 It creates this tension for you that shouldn't exist in 0:22:00.160 --> 0:22:02.359 the club. The whole point of the club is to 0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:05.159 be in there and be like everybody, let's party together. 0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:08.880 We all won We are in sync and instead you go, hey, 0:22:09.320 --> 0:22:13.800 ro rope, Yeah, this couch cost me two thousand hours. 0:22:13.840 --> 0:22:17.800 That yeah, So I don't know why that came to mind. 0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:19.600 I mean, I think it also depends on the club, 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:23.520 because I've been strip clubs in Houston, most affordable. 0:22:23.040 --> 0:22:26.080 Bottles I've ever dealt with in my life. I think 0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:28.400 because it's strip club. 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:32.520 I think because it's a strip club culture, they're like, hey, 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:35.600 this isn't as unique. Everybody does this. 0:22:35.800 --> 0:22:37.879 I was gonna say, so, I've never had this experience 0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:39.840 at a strip club. Actually, I've never really a strip club. 0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:44.040 One of these days, I need it really good. It's 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:47.720 not the place l a strip clubs. The wait, no 0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:49.280 that's not true. That's not true. I have been no 0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:51.240 strip club once. No, no, that's not true. I'm not 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:52.080 going to tell that story. 0:22:52.200 --> 0:23:00.199 But I was taking and it was so Goodmber out 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:15.639 of him. No more, I was. I just met the 0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:17.320 regular club. It's just what I've met. 0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:21.159 It's like the regular No, I just met Like so 0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:24.119 Homie had taken me to the strip club and I 0:23:24.240 --> 0:23:25.080 just really didn't. 0:23:24.880 --> 0:23:25.480 Want to be there. 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:29.240 And then these are I'm such a like I'm the 0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:31.680 dad of my friend group. So like the homy of 0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:32.960 mine was going to the strip club. It's like, bro, 0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:34.399 you have to come with me. I was like, I 0:23:34.520 --> 0:23:37.439 really don't have to at all. And so I get 0:23:37.480 --> 0:23:39.440 there and he's like, bro, my card isn't working. Can 0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:44.560 you I'll vemo you can? Can you like take can 0:23:44.600 --> 0:23:47.400 you take out the money from the at M? I'll 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:51.680 vemo you was like, this is just strip club trip friends. 0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:53.119 It was just so mad that. 0:23:53.240 --> 0:23:54.840 That's why I forgot it, you know. It's just like 0:23:55.000 --> 0:23:58.960 I'm so irritated by this experience. Yeah, I should go 0:23:59.000 --> 0:24:01.560 to the strip club again with the good times that 0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:02.560 The shrip club is tough. 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:07.240 It's only fun if you are there with your own money, 0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:11.000 and everybody is very aware of how much they're there 0:24:11.160 --> 0:24:14.880 for and they're not going to be upset if they 0:24:15.200 --> 0:24:16.320 go past that number. 0:24:16.600 --> 0:24:19.360 I mean, but there is like because like, I don't know, man, 0:24:19.400 --> 0:24:22.240 once those lights hit me, okay, I'm a different guy. 0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:24.119 But that's what I'm saying. I got I went to 0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:26.440 the Ship Club. I had got just got my first 0:24:26.480 --> 0:24:29.880 real job, maybe a month later. I hadn't even moved 0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:31.600 out of the cribbin in my new crib yet. And 0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:34.679 we went to the Ship Club and Jack. I'm at 0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:36.639 the ATM and he comes. 0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:38.840 He comes up to me and in my ear like 0:24:38.920 --> 0:24:42.240 a devil, like a like a little like a Delilah, 0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:47.840 like a broccoli headed devil, because he goes, I know, 0:24:47.960 --> 0:24:50.200 Comedy Central paying you right now if you spend less 0:24:50.240 --> 0:24:51.080 than a thousand dollars. 0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:55.960 I'm telling everybody, nig and I spent a thousand dollars. Holy, 0:24:56.200 --> 0:24:57.880 I just want to be clear. So you hadn't moved 0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:00.760 out of where were you saying it? In the back 0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:05.840 room at Solomon Giorgio's and it's just a stir club. Yeah? 0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:08.480 Oh no, I had got the job. I just hadn't 0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:11.160 got like the dop Okay. 0:25:11.240 --> 0:25:14.000 I was like, come on brother, yeah, I dope. It's 0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:15.320 crazy man. 0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:16.440 Yeah he was a dope. 0:25:16.480 --> 0:25:17.360 There was no way you were. 0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:19.040 Going there with a thousand dollars in mind. 0:25:19.240 --> 0:25:20.920 No, No, I was going there with the a hundred 0:25:20.920 --> 0:25:22.280 because I've been in the strip club broke. 0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:26.520 Yeah, I've always been like two to three. Yeah, that's 0:25:26.800 --> 0:25:29.119 that's where I'm at, three hundred hundred. 0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:32.120 But even still, I just like, man, I could buy 0:25:32.359 --> 0:25:33.800 like a good steak. 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:36.840 No, it's dumb, it's really, But then you're so in 0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:39.800 it and you you are so appreciative of the work 0:25:39.840 --> 0:25:40.919 that these fire ladies are. 0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:41.200 Yeah. 0:25:41.240 --> 0:25:43.120 No, I support and businesses. 0:25:43.240 --> 0:25:45.040 It's like, fuck it, the world's on fire. 0:25:45.119 --> 0:25:45.520 Let me throw. 0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:50.520 Yeah, it's like it's not great, but it's like I'm 0:25:50.520 --> 0:25:52.400 going to try this one day and you should. I'm 0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:53.080 going to report back. 0:25:53.119 --> 0:25:54.760 I would say, you have to throw. 0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:58.560 A thousand is what you should spend. I don't know 0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:00.000 if that is my ministry. 0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:02.320 I don't think that you have to go in with 0:26:02.400 --> 0:26:05.159 a thousand as your intention. I only think you have 0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:07.840 to go in knowing that, like if you exceed whatever 0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:10.439 numbers in your head, you are Okay. 0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:11.720 Here's what I'm saying. 0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:13.919 If a thousand, when I said I was raised by 0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:15.600 two Nigerian parents. 0:26:15.359 --> 0:26:18.080 Listen, listen, get a thousand out. So you have a 0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:21.560 thousand in your hands and just start and then put 0:26:21.600 --> 0:26:23.400 like half in your pocket. What are you doing to me, man, 0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:26.320 I will say, I'm trying. I'm trying to free you. Brother. 0:26:26.880 --> 0:26:29.320 The hardest part of the strip club is when you. 0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:39.560 That. 0:26:40.880 --> 0:26:42.760 But the hardest part of the strip club is when 0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:45.080 you run out of cash and then you have to 0:26:45.200 --> 0:26:48.159 go to an ATM to get more cash. That is 0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:51.639 so deeply, like you're at the ATM with a boner. 0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:54.359 It's it's it's a frantic you do. 0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:56.359 I have to learn to control yourself in that because 0:26:56.359 --> 0:26:59.199 that's that's when terrible decisions are. Yeah, that's what they 0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:02.920 You get frenzied and then people that's how people spend 0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:04.080 all all their money. 0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:07.119 Remember how I started this by saying bottle service was 0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:08.960 invented to keep the black man down. I think that 0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:12.240 y'all are part of the conspiracy. Usually keep a young 0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:13.240 black man down. 0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:20.160 First of all, is what I'm doing. I'm putting people 0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:24.119 through college, and that's important. There's no titties at bottle service. 0:27:24.760 --> 0:27:28.760 There's only there's only whispers hints of titties. They sell 0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:31.240 you those bottles, so maybe you could see some tittes later. 0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:34.560 That's trash. That is, that's trash. 0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:38.160 They bring out a bunch of beautiful women who hold 0:27:38.240 --> 0:27:43.080 up sparklers that you didn't really want, and they do 0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:47.800 the clothes this dance to but their faces are sad, 0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:52.840 so it's not even like they sell it. No Trooper 0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:53.920 sell the whole. 0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:59.560 Babys are good to talk to. The nice pitching me 0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:00.480 this club right now. 0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:05.840 They're nice mentioned but let's get out of here. 0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:08.880 You know what, I have been gone a lot more. 0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:12.760 Come on, My mama told me, let's go to Atlanta. 0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:15.199 What magic called a. 0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:19.480 Weird in Atlanta? Though I've been going to Claremont's. 0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:20.640 I've never done in the Atlanta strip club. 0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:27.080 Really yeah, Claremont is cool. It's like it's the old ladies, like, 0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:31.719 oh yeah, where are you being dead ass? Right now? 0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:35.080 I'm a hundred percent No no, no, like you you've 0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:36.400 know him better than I do, Like are you even 0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:39.120 one hundred percent? How old? 0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:44.960 How much money you got? Come on? 0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:50.920 Man? You what you like to see? Come on? Man 0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:53.360 like no, no, no, no, no, like like real time 0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:57.120 reason with me here his grandma's for sure. Wow. And 0:28:57.200 --> 0:28:59.840 they're on the pole. They're like aren't they're doing athletic 0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:04.719 in around there's like one on the pole. And then 0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:06.400 it's a weird. It's a weird. 0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:07.560 What took you there? 0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:11.920 What it was like? Like I'm saying, like, did someone 0:29:12.040 --> 0:29:12.360 take you? 0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:14.320 Just a lot of people have wrapped a lot because 0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:15.719 you know, they shoot a lot in Atlanta. A lot 0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:17.040 of people do rap parties there. 0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:17.640 I see. 0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:20.720 So the first time we wrapped shooting a pilot and 0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:23.600 I was like I was in I'm gonna live forever. Yeah, 0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:25.160 let's go to the old Ladies strip club. I don't 0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:29.080 give a fuck. And then I just it's just fun. Wow. 0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:30.920 Probably been there for more other times. 0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:35.000 That seems like it should be illegal to a rap 0:29:35.080 --> 0:29:37.440 party at a at an old ladies strip club. 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:41.600 Well, I mean if it's like a weird it's like 0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:44.200 a I don't know. I think that like certain cities too, 0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:47.000 there's like an hr Yeah, that's what I mean. There's 0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:49.040 certain cities the strip clubs are a lot more acceptable 0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:51.760 than others. Houston, in Atlanta, yeah, and Miami. 0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:55.280 In so many places, strip clubs are the club. And 0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:58.840 it just happened to be naked women sort of like moving, 0:29:59.160 --> 0:29:59.840 moving among and. 0:29:59.840 --> 0:30:03.680 That's and that's the vibe at Claremont for sure. It's 0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:05.880 not like it's like it's like going to a bar, 0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:08.720 like a packed bar. So it's kind of like a Hooters. 0:30:10.200 --> 0:30:10.719 A little bit. 0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:14.479 Yeah, is it if Hooters was busting that thing? 0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:17.920 I said wing Hooters are great. 0:30:18.160 --> 0:30:20.600 Hooters wasn't so much about taking a seat at the 0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:23.760 table as it is about like Hooters to me, feels 0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:27.760 weirder Hooters this city. Then the old Lady Strip Club. 0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:29.000 I agree with you. 0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:35.480 Because Hooters is like, it's more nasty in what they're implying, 0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:37.959 and the men there seem to be a lot at 0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:39.480 least the old Lady Strip Club. 0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:42.080 Now let me see it. We're doing this. Hooters is 0:30:42.160 --> 0:30:45.240 like a weird My son's here, he wants the wings. 0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:49.160 It's like, get this, And I know thee is nasty 0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:50.920 at the strip Club. 0:30:50.960 --> 0:30:54.120 I know you're making a decent wage for the service 0:30:54.200 --> 0:30:57.240 you're doing at who is fair? Hooters? You are naked 0:30:57.360 --> 0:31:00.960 for what we all agree is unfair prices. Yeah, like 0:31:01.440 --> 0:31:04.360 the Wing, this isn't a nice restaurant. They're not paying 0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:04.800 their weight. 0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:05.240 Staff. 0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:08.200 Well, I just didn't know i'd come here today and 0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:11.240 have my mind fundamentally changed. 0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:13.320 Well, I think it's just like it's just like what 0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:15.400 they want you to feel about these places. 0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:16.360 You know what I mean? 0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:20.840 You know, the same as you're changing the sides of 0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:21.400 the keyboards. 0:31:21.480 --> 0:31:23.280 Man, come on, Tim Cook, Yeah. 0:31:23.200 --> 0:31:25.000 Bro, and this goes all the way back. 0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:29.080 Yeah to Tim Cook, there we go, man, pull perfect 0:31:29.160 --> 0:31:32.120 full circle. I would say to send us into a break. Okay, 0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:35.040 we should take a break. We have more to unpack. 0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:37.520 I'm very excited. More Ali more, Ma Mama told me. 0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:51.400 My rhymes are flying, beach is sick, my crew is 0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:53.120 big and it keeps getting bigger. 0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:58.000 That's because Jesus Christ is money. How much Jehovah's Witness 0:32:00.480 --> 0:32:01.320 Welcome back. 0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:05.880 When you watched that video, he really didn't think he 0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:08.480 was doing anything wrong. I think he was truly trying 0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:12.760 to out like he really he really thought. He was like, man, 0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:15.920 this is my ministry. I will reach the young black 0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:18.720 and brown youth by saying Jesus Christ is my nigga. 0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:21.000 He thought he had bars and it was going to go. 0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:23.200 He was like, this ship, might you know we put 0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:26.000 it on, we get it on death wet. 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:27.600 This might be crazy. 0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:32.400 Maybe Charlatmato have me on his show. 0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:35.520 Yeah, It's like, no, this might be something. 0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:38.080 We move, Maybe we move out, Maybe we don't live 0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:39.240 in Jackson next time. 0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:44.120 Maybe we live in Jackson Height. 0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:46.080 I feel for him. 0:32:46.120 --> 0:32:48.000 I'm really like, I think he's a good guy. I 0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:50.560 think he's a good guy who really he had good intentions. 0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:52.200 I think there's worse guys who have said it in 0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:54.280 a song on the internet. Yeah, I I. 0:32:56.800 --> 0:33:00.240 Felt that way sometimes. I felt that way a little 0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:03.440 bit with that teacher who was can you can you 0:33:03.560 --> 0:33:04.600 lend a nigga a pencil? 0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:06.360 Can you lend a pencil? 0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:07.080 Oh? 0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:10.440 The one that they did a boon dox upside was 0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:13.200 that man who had been pushed to the brink. Really 0:33:13.680 --> 0:33:15.719 he was really frustrating crazy. 0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:17.920 Is like when I think about that, I think about 0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.920 I had an eighth grade math teacher. Yeah, and he 0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:25.640 not that, but he like it was just you know 0:33:25.680 --> 0:33:28.280 how some classes just had all the worst kids. Yeah, 0:33:28.320 --> 0:33:31.440 he just fucked up and had one of those, and 0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:34.239 like it was just it was just every day, every day. 0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:36.360 And one day he just freaked out. He was like, 0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:38.719 I don't understand, I'm just homework. 0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:41.719 You don't remember all these rap lyrics? You remember all 0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:43.040 these Kelly's arms. 0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:46.400 Wait, because it was when I wish came out. And 0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:50.280 he was like going crazy because everybody was always yes 0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:54.720 in his class and like I just like and like 0:33:54.880 --> 0:33:57.880 he didn't say it, but he came so close. 0:33:58.240 --> 0:34:00.200 He was he was actively thinking. 0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:03.680 Man, did y'all ever read like in English class? Did 0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:06.360 your teachers ever read those books that had the Edward 0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:08.880 in it? And they would just say it yeah, And 0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:09.640 it was those. 0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:12.240 Things of like I have to say it for this class. 0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:13.799 Yeah, it's like, do. 0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:16.480 You really have to do you don't, like, do you do? 0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:17.280 You all? 0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:21.520 Like do we have to say it? No, we actually 0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:23.719 really don't. I know, it's so fine. We can all 0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:25.680 read it. We know what it sounds like. 0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:28.880 Bro, there are so many, so many books now that 0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:32.520 can teach us the same lessons as Huckleberry Finn. 0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:34.400 Man, do you know what I mean? 0:34:34.600 --> 0:34:39.920 Like we can still read Huckleberry Finn. Do we have 0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:42.680 to read it out loud in class? Because here's what 0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:44.919 would then happen. It's like every time we would get 0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:47.480 to you know, the Huckleberry Finn passage or some some 0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:49.520 something and nigga this and for. 0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:53.600 Everyone, everyone would just slowly look at me. 0:34:54.880 --> 0:34:59.200 Just like so like bro engineered into the public schooling system. 0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:03.440 Disgusting the fact that like a kid can be othered 0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:05.200 in that way, Like the fact that it's just like 0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:08.680 in the criteria that setup of like it not being 0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:12.320 fair and then you expect people to trust this system. 0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:13.440 But that's what I mean about. 0:35:13.560 --> 0:35:16.080 Like I get it that that we we should be 0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:19.840 honoring parts of our history, right, that Mark Twain represents 0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:23.600 an essential part of American storytelling. But I don't think 0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:26.239 that you can do that there. I don't think the 0:35:26.400 --> 0:35:30.640 only way to access Mark Twain and his essentialness is 0:35:30.800 --> 0:35:33.799 through nigger Jim. I think that there are so many 0:35:34.000 --> 0:35:37.800 other points of access. He wrote a lot of stuff, 0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:41.600 so much so that we've named hundreds of awards after him. 0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:45.400 He was a brilliant thinker in so many ways. And 0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:48.920 they keep locking in on this racist shit being like 0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:54.160 it's it's oh, it's it's complicated, and it's not. It 0:35:54.480 --> 0:35:56.640 just is the one y'all, Like, because you want to 0:35:56.760 --> 0:35:58.320 keep us other in a classroom. 0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:02.600 Yeah, yeah, bro, they love they love a uneven fight. 0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:05.239 Let me tell you why people say the word white 0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:07.400 people saying the N word has defined so much of 0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:07.960 my career. 0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:12.399 Let me tell you something. Yeah, it's it's great. 0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:15.520 And then they put you in this crazy position because 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:17.399 they teach it when you're fourteen years old. 0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:17.879 Yeah. 0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:20.040 I don't even know how to talk about growing up. 0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:21.759 I don't even And that was the funny thing is 0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:25.080 like I don't even know how to how to express 0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:28.040 the feelings that I had, Like I don't even know 0:36:28.160 --> 0:36:30.680 how to say how I feel about this, Yeah, because 0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.080 I don't necessarily know if it's my place too my, man, 0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:34.200 it's a terrorist act. 0:36:34.440 --> 0:36:36.960 Man, it's not even a micro that's a macro aggression. 0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:40.440 Now that shit is like it's truly like to not 0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:43.359 ever have looked at the curriculum or thought about how 0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:45.399 it's just like I can't even fight. 0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:49.520 Yeah yeah, yeah, you making me dude, UFC level and 0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:50.440 I'm in school. 0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:52.560 I'm not even supposed to I'm not even supposed to 0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:56.000 speak out against the you know what I mean, yeah, 0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:58.560 you'rs is you're a teacher at school that as a kid, 0:36:58.640 --> 0:36:59.680 it's like my parents. 0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:02.840 And you you're one of seven ladies. I trust, bro. 0:37:03.360 --> 0:37:06.080 I that's the whole premise here is that you are 0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:08.719 a guide for my future. And then you're like I 0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:10.480 have to say the N word in front. 0:37:10.520 --> 0:37:12.960 And on top of that, there's a cemetery down the street. 0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:17.879 I have to go look at people are there. 0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:22.800 And that's why I quit school, went to the Claremont Lounge. 0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:28.359 That's my that's my did I got my education from 0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:30.200 Clairemont University. 0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:34.600 I got I got, I got my degree. I got 0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:35.440 my certificate in. 0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:41.160 I like the You're like, yeah, certificate, I got my certificate. 0:37:41.280 --> 0:37:46.960 But you know, Alli, one of the things that I 0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:51.440 looked up upon seeing your conspiracy is this question of 0:37:51.520 --> 0:37:55.640 whether or not the keyboard size changes. And and while 0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:58.640 I can't necessarily immediately find a bunch of stuff about that, 0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:01.920 what I did find is a bunch of people complaining 0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:06.160 specifically about the autocorrect function, going hay why. And one 0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:09.160 of the things that they talk about is that iPhone 0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:15.279 specifically has been using autocorrect and merging in AI technology 0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:19.720 to make up for what they can't do via auto correct. 0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:23.960 That basically they're worried that like autocorrect has reached a 0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:28.759 point now where it's not just fixing grammatical errors, it's 0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:32.000 also clocking whether or not you meant to say what 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:33.760 you're saying in a sentence. 0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:38.359 Oh so it's like, oh, I'm gonna be right back, 0:38:38.560 --> 0:38:41.080 be right, it's assuming my next thing is gonna be 0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:42.359 back instead of there. 0:38:42.880 --> 0:38:45.640 Yes, And at times if you were to put in 0:38:45.880 --> 0:38:50.280 a wrong thing right that, like if you said fuck 0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:54.239 instead of duck or vice versa, autocorrect is meant to 0:38:54.320 --> 0:38:57.319 be able to clock hey, that is not And they're 0:38:57.360 --> 0:39:00.440 saying that only AI could have that level of like 0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:05.560 oversight over the language. And to your point, they are 0:39:05.640 --> 0:39:10.080 basically using us as sort of a training ground for 0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:11.759 this artificial intelligence. 0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:15.480 Man, we all agency, that's like the end. Yeah, that's 0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:17.560 like the that's the that's the end. 0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:21.680 That's it. That's how they like, that's how that's how 0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:24.319 they got people before. And then the printing press came 0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:25.719 out or whatever and they're like, oh my god, you 0:39:25.760 --> 0:39:28.720 know what I mean, it's like that's like so nasty 0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:31.080 on such a such a human level. 0:39:31.600 --> 0:39:34.680 And they're saying the technology as it currently stands is 0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:37.520 not actually that strong. So part of the reason people 0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:40.479 are complaining about it. This article came out November first 0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:42.560 of this year, last week. 0:39:43.680 --> 0:39:44.560 This is right now. 0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.279 I'm going to Kyles dot com right now after this 0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:51.080 and I'm placing some crazy prediction. 0:39:51.160 --> 0:39:51.680 Bet I don't know. 0:39:52.120 --> 0:39:54.320 None of the things that that people are complaining about 0:39:54.440 --> 0:39:57.840 is like their iPhone is giving them incorrect auto correct 0:39:57.960 --> 0:40:00.920 And basically what this article is talked about is the 0:40:01.000 --> 0:40:04.000 idea that Apple is constantly updating trying to fix the 0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:08.000 AI the autocorrect, but they're using the data that they're 0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:11.239 collecting from its failures to do it correctly in order 0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:13.880 to get it more correct. Basically, we are guinea pigs 0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:17.000 for teaching the artificial intelligence to talk for us. 0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:19.760 So I mean that every place you spend time online, 0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:20.920 anything that's. 0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:23.800 Free, it's the product. So what do you think is 0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:25.600 the point? Because I think the reason why it's being 0:40:25.640 --> 0:40:27.160 done is to keep us hooked on iPhones. 0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:28.160 What do y'all think? 0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:30.400 I mean, I think tech in general, I don't know, 0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:33.759 I guess maybe specifically iPhones, but I think just hooked 0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.680 on the tech in general. Like it, bro, if we 0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:39.120 can't write, you can't even communicate without this thing. Now 0:40:39.280 --> 0:40:41.960 it becomes even more of a necessity than it already is. Right, 0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:42.960 I think we're in. 0:40:43.000 --> 0:40:46.520 The middle of an artificial intelligence arms race, and I 0:40:46.600 --> 0:40:50.960 think that across the globe everybody. That's what every argument 0:40:51.160 --> 0:40:55.160 war right now is about China. Specifically, the beef that 0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:58.480 the US has with China is that they are holding 0:40:58.560 --> 0:41:03.160 precious metals that are used for advancing some of these technologies. 0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:07.520 All the while China is trying to buy certain technologies 0:41:07.880 --> 0:41:10.040 from the US that that Trump is being like, no, 0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:12.800 you can't have it unless you give us our ship. 0:41:13.200 --> 0:41:17.040 Like it's just people fighting over ways to create artificial intelligence. 0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:22.080 And I think Apple, a leader in technology, is trying 0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:23.480 to be like, no, we will. 0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:25.880 Be uh, we're going to you know, we're just going 0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:29.800 to train our AI on just stuff that everyone where. 0:41:30.400 --> 0:41:31.840 It's where all the money is going. I was just 0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:34.239 reading about how there's a major transfer of wealth from 0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:37.080 like traditional blue chip stocks and stuff like that over 0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:39.239 to like data mining and all kinds of shit. Yeah, 0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:43.360 like it's like that's like, that's that's the most precious resource. 0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:47.120 Ye man, it's nasty. This was supposed to be a 0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:48.040 funny conspiracy. 0:41:48.200 --> 0:41:50.280 This is not happen. This was really harrowing. 0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:54.960 We'll start, we'll start and we'll be like, what good 0:41:55.000 --> 0:41:57.280 time we're having, and then lengths will be like, actually, 0:41:57.320 --> 0:41:58.719 I did some research, it's true. 0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:01.920 And then we just of like kind of man, because 0:42:02.840 --> 0:42:04.319 I was like, you know, this is a conspiracy. It's 0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:06.360 kind of fun. You know, I'm saying, like a little 0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:07.200 a low quirky. 0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:09.760 You want to hear something even sadder? 0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:13.320 Why not you're going to tell me anything further? His 0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:16.279 eyes he got his eyes is Christmas. I told you 0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:22.400 to leave, man, brother, I gave you you're out before 0:42:22.440 --> 0:42:23.320 we even started. 0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:24.759 I said, hey, man, get out of here. 0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:27.439 Got his show dog? 0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:31.120 Yeah you wanted to be over here, Bro, We're doing. 0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:38.000 Is not good for us ACKed up, he ACKed up problem. 0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:42.840 But think about it, if I can navigate this flawlessly, yeah, bro, 0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:47.120 you training, Yeah, it's going to be out of this world. 0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:47.920 It's going to be crazy. 0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:50.239 So I don't get canceled after this, and then I'm good. 0:42:50.320 --> 0:42:53.719 Think christ Man, Amen, you're dancing with the devil, that's all. 0:42:54.840 --> 0:42:55.000 You know. 0:42:55.440 --> 0:42:56.880 It's better to be good at it than bad at 0:42:56.920 --> 0:43:14.120 it at the risk whatever, at the risk of what 0:43:14.680 --> 0:43:17.279 you're gonna say, what, what's what's the worst part? 0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:20.359 The worst part is it got me thinking about how 0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:23.279 there has been this like a lot of pushback maybe 0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:27.480 you guys have seen it online of AI, specifically of 0:43:27.760 --> 0:43:32.080 black people. They are using black people is like a 0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:35.279 big black lady falling off above fay table and. 0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:39.080 She's like like, look at what black people do influencers. 0:43:39.280 --> 0:43:42.120 It is this black weird sort of yeah, and they 0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:47.560 speak with like ebonics and sort of they are they 0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:51.880 are doing so much work to reinsert narratives about the 0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:55.200 black identity back at us via AI. And I think 0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:58.000 some of the way that they are building that technology 0:43:58.680 --> 0:44:01.719 is by using lem mints of what they collect. Yeah, 0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:04.240 the auto correct. 0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:07.279 Because now it's like so everybody has their profile, right, 0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:09.239 and they sell that so they know exactly who's saying 0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:11.360 what yep, so they can like, oh, this is what 0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:15.640 black people talk like. Let's have them fall down at 0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:16.040 a buffet. 0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:17.480 This is what we think you'll like. 0:44:17.760 --> 0:44:19.560 Man, I want to go back to talking about sucking 0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:23.479 the cemeteries. Man, this really is really get a strip club, 0:44:24.719 --> 0:44:27.360 well specifically what Claremont, the Clairemont Lounge. 0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:28.880 I mean, I think there's a lot of places you 0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:32.360 can go for old women for your what do you 0:44:32.520 --> 0:44:38.439 like younger old like regular my aged women. 0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:40.560 This is what I want to say. It's a pr 0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:49.080 exer like regular age women value You don't value older 0:44:49.080 --> 0:44:49.640 women in work. 0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:51.680 My age. 0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:58.600 Is twenty seven, okay, expectable for me to be attracted se. 0:45:00.200 --> 0:45:00.840 Cool women. 0:45:01.880 --> 0:45:03.680 They're cowards. They don't want to they don't want to 0:45:03.719 --> 0:45:07.480 support small old women. They don't want to see what 0:45:07.600 --> 0:45:08.759 a woman really looks like. 0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:11.080 Yeah, they don't want to see the scars. 0:45:11.239 --> 0:45:13.600 Yeah, they want to see this fantasy of a woman that. 0:45:13.719 --> 0:45:16.640 Yeah, it's not a fantasy like women my age are real. No, 0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:19.399 they are women's as the old ones. 0:45:19.840 --> 0:45:20.239 I'll tell you. 0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:21.680 I think they think they're real. 0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:27.719 Women my age twenty two through thirty. I think two 0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:28.799 are real. 0:45:29.080 --> 0:45:30.920 Real life hasn't put a heart in it on them 0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:33.520 just yet. And that's when a woman becomes a woman. 0:45:33.719 --> 0:45:35.920 Yeah. Yeah, So the way I just want to be 0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:38.320 clear what what my instruction is is the way I 0:45:38.360 --> 0:45:42.360 can find a real woman is to exclusively go to 0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:45.319 strip clubs with older one. 0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:45.600 Brother. 0:45:45.680 --> 0:45:49.279 I don't think you're gonna find it in this. I 0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:50.560 don't think you're gonna find it in this. 0:45:51.560 --> 0:45:52.440 Heah, why. 0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:54.640 Man? 0:45:54.960 --> 0:45:59.840 Yeah, man, this is complicated. This is also complicated. We 0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:01.440 have two complicated episodes today. 0:46:01.840 --> 0:46:03.040 We need to take one more break. 0:46:03.120 --> 0:46:04.240 Yeah, we got a voicemail. 0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:07.160 We should do a voicemail together more Ali more, My 0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:19.040 mama told me, Hello, how are you? 0:46:19.480 --> 0:46:20.600 I am under the war door? 0:46:21.160 --> 0:46:25.360 Please help me. You're too much starring in the Michael 0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:26.200 Jackson movie. 0:46:31.320 --> 0:46:34.040 Uh no, we're back. We're gonna do email. 0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:39.360 Yeah, we have a voicemail. Joel are our lovely producer 0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:40.320 new producer. 0:46:40.480 --> 0:46:41.279 Chicago Zone. 0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:46.759 Chicago Zone loves the movie, Barbershop loves Barbershops. Stands By 0:46:47.040 --> 0:46:50.359 guarantees it loves a gay with a switchblade. She said, 0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:52.759 I guess we didn't talk about any of that on camera. No, No, 0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:55.480 I would say, yeah, you set us up, but that's okay. 0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:57.600 This was confusing. 0:46:57.760 --> 0:47:01.520 Joel sent us, uh some voicemails that you all have 0:47:01.640 --> 0:47:04.360 sent and she she begged me. She said, do the 0:47:04.480 --> 0:47:08.800 love and basketball ball one please? And I am no 0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:10.480 person to turn down a bet. 0:47:10.680 --> 0:47:12.719 So you ever get something to love in basketball? 0:47:14.320 --> 0:47:14.360 No? 0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:18.640 What, I don't think, So that's not true. I've I've 0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:20.040 like made out with girls. 0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:20.919 I wasn't. 0:47:21.000 --> 0:47:23.279 I don't mean I wasn't getting some I think when 0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:24.200 love and basketball, I. 0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:26.839 Mean, but you ever put it on? Yeah, exactly kiss 0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:31.080 a woman you ever got? It was crazy. So we've talked, 0:47:31.320 --> 0:47:34.640 made out. We never kissed the woman in my eye 0:47:37.680 --> 0:47:44.360 take me home. So I grew up in Nigeria, so 0:47:44.440 --> 0:47:44.600 I did. 0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:48.160 There's so many like classic black films that I never 0:47:49.080 --> 0:47:50.799 I just never see it. Like I watched some dr 0:47:50.920 --> 0:47:52.879 for the first time three months ago. 0:47:52.960 --> 0:47:53.080 Bro. 0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:55.480 It was really really sad when Chris Brown died because 0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:57.279 I was told he was in so much of that movie. 0:47:57.400 --> 0:47:59.839 He was not in that much of the movie at all. 0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:03.080 But yeah, he's in the first he's in the first five. 0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:04.719 I was just it was marketed to me as he 0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:05.239 was in the home. 0:48:05.360 --> 0:48:09.719 He was crazy in that five man. Yeah, but so 0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:11.920 I actually haven't seen love in basketball. Wait, so you 0:48:12.000 --> 0:48:15.440 grew up in Nigeria with city legos. What here were 0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:16.480 you born ninety eight? 0:48:16.719 --> 0:48:17.359 Hear? Did you get here? 0:48:17.640 --> 0:48:19.040 I got here in two thousand and eight. 0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:21.640 Can I ask you a song the Nigerian song have 0:48:21.719 --> 0:48:25.520 been trying to place? Yes, oh man, It's called Dunfo Driver. 0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:28.239 I am a Dumfo driver. 0:48:29.600 --> 0:48:30.279 Dumo driver. 0:48:30.680 --> 0:48:33.120 So I think, bro, whoa wait, this is like deep, 0:48:33.920 --> 0:48:35.800 such a hit when I was in Africa, and I 0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:36.600 can't find it. 0:48:36.680 --> 0:48:39.560 Anywhere downfall because like our busses. 0:48:39.640 --> 0:48:42.080 Yeah, we called, we called it, but you call it Dumfo? 0:48:42.400 --> 0:48:46.239 Who's we I'm serrely okay, okay, we called, but the 0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:48.719 song was like he was like everywhere and I can't 0:48:48.760 --> 0:48:51.160 but he's I'm a Downfo driver. You can't find it, 0:48:51.200 --> 0:48:52.520 you know. I'm good at when I get home, I 0:48:52.560 --> 0:48:54.759 asked my parents and then okay, and he says all 0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:59.600 the places that he goes in the He's like, oh yeah, 0:49:00.239 --> 0:49:03.239 why he says, in the ghetto every day. I was 0:49:03.360 --> 0:49:06.520 born in the ghetto. It's such a good song. I 0:49:06.600 --> 0:49:08.080 can't remember, can't can't find it for the. 0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:09.520 Like you know, I'm gonna find it when I would 0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:11.960 really really, I don't any of you guys, but yeah 0:49:12.000 --> 0:49:16.400 it was you remember them, And I don't know why. 0:49:16.360 --> 0:49:17.120 This is well. 0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:20.000 Name it was a huge hit. 0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:22.319 You can't tell if I actually remember this or if 0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:25.040 like you're imprinting a memory in my brain live right now. 0:49:25.280 --> 0:49:26.680 It was a huge Nigerian hit. 0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:29.920 I know that the only Black American hit about the 0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:31.239 bus is double Dutch Bus. 0:49:31.440 --> 0:49:32.799 That's a good one down. 0:49:33.040 --> 0:49:39.280 Yeah, that's so bad. As we're talking about the Ravens, 0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:41.399 the hit Raven Simone Martin Lawrence movie. 0:49:41.600 --> 0:49:43.640 We got to watch the movie. I don't know what 0:49:43.719 --> 0:49:45.800 you thought to look up what I'm I thought we 0:49:45.880 --> 0:49:53.360 were talking about. I'm pretty sure I think this is 0:49:54.440 --> 0:49:56.120 has nothing to do. You know, Raven Simone was in 0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:59.200 a movie where they were in a bus. I believe 0:49:59.239 --> 0:50:02.759 that double bus running down the street. I think this 0:50:02.880 --> 0:50:06.879 might be a movie about jumblet remakes, but I don't 0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:10.879 know is college road they were they were singing this song. 0:50:11.480 --> 0:50:14.399 Well, no, it wasn't this song because what you just did. 0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:15.640 I didn't care for that. 0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:20.919 That was different, didn't I didn't love it? This guy, Okay, 0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:21.319 I'll think that. 0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:29.760 Down the street I'm pretty so bad. I literally returned, 0:50:31.600 --> 0:50:34.520 you're singing it like a Disney Star. It was to 0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:39.040 Disney sing you gotta sing it like the creepiest man 0:50:39.120 --> 0:50:39.840 that ever was. 0:50:40.280 --> 0:50:43.000 I understand now in real time what happened was in 0:50:43.160 --> 0:50:46.200 this movie they did a cover of that song and 0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:50.360 Raven Simone sang it like a Disney star, which she was. 0:50:50.960 --> 0:50:53.200 So that's my memory of that. 0:50:53.400 --> 0:50:53.600 Brother. 0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:57.440 This man is wearing that. I don't even know what 0:50:57.480 --> 0:51:00.360 he looks like, and somehow I knew it exactly what 0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:00.840 he looked like. 0:51:00.880 --> 0:51:02.279 I knew he had a turquoise T shirt on. 0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:05.200 He got on a blazer and a T shirt. I've 0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:08.480 never heard the original this is what you was this 0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:10.399 before even our time. 0:51:10.480 --> 0:51:13.320 Yeah, this is like the seventies. I think this is 0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:14.479 a very old song. 0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:16.600 You know what song you should listen to after you 0:51:16.680 --> 0:51:19.080 listen to that is the butt? That song this weeknd, 0:51:19.160 --> 0:51:20.840 that's such a good song. 0:51:21.760 --> 0:51:29.799 Doing the but I'm seen nothing around when but ah 0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:32.319 no love and then and they just say girls who 0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:40.800 got big butts? But it's uh, it was it was 0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:42.680 twerking before. 0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:44.960 It was like before I see. It's like how they 0:51:45.000 --> 0:51:47.920 point to those old like sugar Hill gang and they 0:51:48.000 --> 0:51:50.360 said that's the first rap song. Yeah, this is this 0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:53.600 is the first time a lady turned around and showed 0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:54.080 us ass. 0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:58.960 Wow when that happened. Well, I first was because you 0:51:59.080 --> 0:52:01.040 think we are that is tough. 0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:02.600 That is tough. I don't like. 0:52:04.480 --> 0:52:10.560 Way you keep returning as if my nigga this was. 0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:14.320 This was a song from when people were like pushed 0:52:14.880 --> 0:52:18.239 cars with horses. They didn't even pull them yet they 0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:21.040 pushed them. And you think you think this is of 0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:27.200 my childhood. You're being rude, Ali, you're being rude. This 0:52:27.600 --> 0:52:28.759 talk to me like a man. 0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:33.919 When the came out, I did think we were doing 0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:38.000 the but yeah, I didn't know this I came out, 0:52:38.600 --> 0:52:40.040 so I was like, I don't know, must have been 0:52:40.120 --> 0:52:41.759 in nineteen twenty four. 0:52:41.840 --> 0:52:42.960 Were you guys were in high school. 0:52:43.000 --> 0:52:45.719 I don't know, Like it's brutal, this sucks, man. 0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:47.840 But also I saw the butt in Uh it was 0:52:47.880 --> 0:52:50.759 in school days, man, and they made it look man 0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:56.400 when we the black college media when we were kids 0:52:56.960 --> 0:53:01.360 was school days. The baby baby baby video a different world. 0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:03.680 And this is also maybe because my mom must be 0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:06.120 college when I was a kids, But like they made 0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:08.520 black college look like the I don't think there was 0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:10.840 another time that like focused on that in media. 0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:13.640 I think I didn't understand because my mom also went 0:53:13.680 --> 0:53:16.240 to college while I was a kid, and I didn't 0:53:16.320 --> 0:53:18.960 understand why her college wasn't fun. 0:53:22.280 --> 0:53:23.280 That city college. 0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:27.520 Why how come yours ain't like the one? 0:53:27.920 --> 0:53:28.759 You guys have arms? 0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:31.680 Where's Whitley? Where's Whitley? 0:53:31.719 --> 0:53:33.719 You got no cool vibes with anybody? 0:53:33.800 --> 0:53:40.239 You just drive here and then jackets mom. Funny, I'm 0:53:40.280 --> 0:53:43.399 sitting in these classes with I'm not having any fun. Man, 0:53:43.520 --> 0:53:45.560 Do you remember being a little kid on campus? 0:53:45.600 --> 0:53:46.279 How weird that is? 0:53:46.400 --> 0:53:48.440 Though I used to literally sit in the back of 0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:49.320 a classroom. 0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:54.440 Sometimes we relate on really wild shit. I used to. 0:53:54.719 --> 0:53:57.560 I used to go to daycare on campus, and my 0:53:57.640 --> 0:54:00.160 mom was always having parties and shit like that. So 0:54:00.239 --> 0:54:03.240 I'd be outside of daycare and students would walk past 0:54:03.640 --> 0:54:08.239 and be like, what crazy? I really always been a 0:54:08.280 --> 0:54:08.960 pretty cool guy. 0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:20.919 Yeah that's yeah. But then I think it was weird 0:54:20.960 --> 0:54:23.160 to explain to the teacher, like why I'm friends with adults. 0:54:23.360 --> 0:54:24.560 Yeah that's fair. 0:54:24.719 --> 0:54:26.880 Yeah it's a bummer, and now you go to the 0:54:26.920 --> 0:54:29.759 strip club with old women. So I actually think that 0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:32.000 was formatively important. 0:54:32.200 --> 0:54:34.960 I think you're very missing a lot of steps. I 0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:37.439 think you don't understand the strip club with old women. 0:54:37.640 --> 0:54:37.840 I do. 0:54:38.000 --> 0:54:39.719 I'm saying, you told me this story, and now I 0:54:39.840 --> 0:54:42.960 get it. I'm so knowing. No brother, no, no no, 0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:46.400 no no no no, Like I know it sounds like you, 0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:48.759 which I get it. 0:54:48.880 --> 0:54:51.160 You spent a lot of time on a college campus 0:54:51.160 --> 0:54:54.520 as a kid, and so now like it's just think 0:54:54.520 --> 0:54:57.480 about it, the age difference between you and the women. 0:54:59.680 --> 0:55:03.200 Throughout. I have always like some older ship. Yeah. 0:55:03.320 --> 0:55:06.080 He's saying you you kept your peer group the whole time. Yeah, 0:55:06.400 --> 0:55:12.920 he said you were the woman was looking at j 0:55:13.120 --> 0:55:19.799 Henderson of Pussy. You're the smart guy, dude, smart guy. 0:55:29.040 --> 0:55:29.960 I think we all get it. 0:55:31.600 --> 0:55:34.839 So no, I have not seen love in basketball. Yeah 0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:39.200 it's great. And I'm making my way through the black 0:55:39.239 --> 0:55:41.040 classics right now, so it's I'm living a. 0:55:41.040 --> 0:55:43.680 Lot of them. It's the all stay guy's greatest performance. 0:55:44.000 --> 0:55:47.480 Dennis Haysbert yea, yeah at him one time? Yeah, how 0:55:47.640 --> 0:55:50.160 was he? Man? You mean you know when you meet 0:55:50.160 --> 0:55:52.239 a dude where you're like, oh, you're a dude in 0:55:52.280 --> 0:55:55.239 a different way than I'll probably be Like he was 0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:56.800 just like didn't want to talk to me. He was like, 0:55:57.120 --> 0:56:01.160 they introduced me. He was like, hey, he didn't even 0:56:01.200 --> 0:56:05.840 say Dennis or he's he's got his own nickname. 0:56:06.000 --> 0:56:08.640 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, damn yeah, cool guy. 0:56:08.920 --> 0:56:12.560 So damn well, we have a love in basketball conspiracy. 0:56:13.200 --> 0:56:14.920 I think you'll find your way through this. 0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:16.200 Okay, figure it out and if. 0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:20.600 It might be more fun that you don't know. 0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:26.440 Oh my goodness. I was not expecting for the Vorst 0:56:26.640 --> 0:56:27.360 message to be that. 0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:36.000 But we have a voicemail out going like we acted up, 0:56:36.840 --> 0:56:42.480 so we don't white remember I say we, and we're 0:56:42.520 --> 0:56:44.200 never going to go back and listen to it, but 0:56:44.400 --> 0:56:48.320 not calling my own voice. Yeah, but we we apparently 0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:52.200 did the wrong thing, and now we get big reactions 0:56:52.239 --> 0:56:54.200 from people about what we did. 0:56:54.280 --> 0:56:56.480 I think we told them to say something nasty or 0:56:56.560 --> 0:56:57.080 something like that. 0:56:57.280 --> 0:57:00.080 I think I even did the voice modulator and made. 0:57:00.239 --> 0:57:01.839 Oh man, we gotta bring that back. 0:57:02.160 --> 0:57:05.440 Yeah, Okay, we made a mistake. 0:57:07.520 --> 0:57:07.920 Don't let it. 0:57:08.360 --> 0:57:14.800 No, no, no, no, I'm locked in say my podcast. 0:57:14.880 --> 0:57:17.560 I said to call in with your conspiracy theory. It's 0:57:17.600 --> 0:57:21.160 not really conspiracy theory. But I do not think Love 0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:24.720 and Basketball is a love movie. It's actually a horror film. 0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:28.040 M I think a dunks on me with a torn 0:57:28.280 --> 0:57:32.200 a c L that I would make him scared to 0:57:32.320 --> 0:57:34.520 jump every for the rest of his life. 0:57:36.120 --> 0:57:40.520 Would straight First of all, we got a hooper. Yeah, 0:57:41.400 --> 0:57:43.640 I think we need to acknowledge that right now. So 0:57:43.760 --> 0:57:45.920 the plant love and basketball. He tears an a c L. 0:57:46.040 --> 0:57:48.040 And I'm assuming in the final moments of the game 0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:49.520 he like he wins by dunking. 0:57:49.680 --> 0:57:54.840 They're best friends slash basketball players. They are childhood best 0:57:54.880 --> 0:58:00.040 friends and who in high school together, who are. 0:58:00.000 --> 0:58:05.080 Are competitive in basketball as children, and then fall in 0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:07.040 love with each other and they both go to USC 0:58:07.280 --> 0:58:11.800 beauty and they are both like equally I believe so. 0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:15.960 But they're both like equally elite in the sport. She 0:58:16.160 --> 0:58:20.040 is amazing, he is amazing. They are both on track 0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:22.480 to become professional basketball players. 0:58:22.640 --> 0:58:24.960 But the landscape for women's basketball was not what it 0:58:25.120 --> 0:58:25.560 is today. 0:58:25.600 --> 0:58:26.959 Okay that needs to be said. 0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:29.520 It wasn't what it is, and she was having more 0:58:29.640 --> 0:58:33.440 setbacks than he was, and he sort of like was 0:58:33.640 --> 0:58:37.640 ascending faster and more successfully. And then their relationship starts 0:58:37.680 --> 0:58:40.720 to hit the rocks because of the complexities of like 0:58:40.840 --> 0:58:44.440 both like you are you are not paying attention to me, 0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:47.560 you are not wanting me, but also we are still 0:58:47.640 --> 0:58:49.280 in love with each other and not sure what to 0:58:49.360 --> 0:58:51.480 do with that. And then that's where this sort of 0:58:51.720 --> 0:58:57.200 iconic play me for what my heart or your heart? 0:58:57.320 --> 0:59:00.560 I see, I see, I see. That's really romanticautiful man, 0:59:00.680 --> 0:59:03.760 And it's Sona. It's the top Sonan. 0:59:04.680 --> 0:59:06.200 It's it's Sana at her best. 0:59:06.360 --> 0:59:06.680 And she. 0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:13.120 Yeah, it's pretty top top. It is my favorite for sure. 0:59:13.440 --> 0:59:17.520 But second yeah, so then what is the dunking with 0:59:17.600 --> 0:59:18.080 the A c L? 0:59:18.160 --> 0:59:18.560 When is that? 0:59:19.160 --> 0:59:21.440 So at one point she is hurt, I believe it 0:59:21.560 --> 0:59:23.520 said is it that she tore her a c L? 0:59:23.640 --> 0:59:24.240 Or he tore his? 0:59:24.720 --> 0:59:25.200 She tore her? 0:59:25.720 --> 0:59:27.680 And then she was like out right yeah, And then 0:59:27.800 --> 0:59:31.000 that's when she wants to play him, and he fully 0:59:31.200 --> 0:59:31.960 like busts her. 0:59:32.000 --> 0:59:34.360 Oh, he just like doesn't hold back, like he just 0:59:34.440 --> 0:59:40.840 plays as if she's like fully treated. Man, your girl 0:59:41.000 --> 0:59:43.240 is right here. She's like, bro, I want to love 0:59:43.320 --> 0:59:45.200 you and you just got to go to the league. 0:59:45.280 --> 0:59:47.760 I actually fully agree with her. That is a horse stom. Yeah. No, 0:59:47.920 --> 0:59:51.760 he he plays her like this is like game six 0:59:51.960 --> 0:59:55.000 of the of the NBA Finals and also just said no, 0:59:57.480 --> 0:59:59.000 like you're hurt. 1:00:00.520 --> 1:00:02.640 Here's actually how it know. So it is she is 1:00:02.960 --> 1:00:03.400 she is hurt. 1:00:03.440 --> 1:00:05.920 I think it's that she's hurt. I don't remember I 1:00:06.000 --> 1:00:08.560 had seen her, but I'm pretty sure one of them 1:00:08.680 --> 1:00:11.360 is hurt and they bolt like he plays all out 1:00:11.400 --> 1:00:12.360 and bust her, you. 1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:14.720 Know, because she's hurt, because that's like all she's got, right, 1:00:15.080 --> 1:00:17.160 That's why she's like playing me for Yeah. 1:00:17.080 --> 1:00:18.120 Here's how I know. 1:00:18.200 --> 1:00:19.880 It is a horror story. So I I didn't, like 1:00:19.920 --> 1:00:21.800 I said, grew up in Nigeria. I didn't hoop growing up. 1:00:22.600 --> 1:00:24.360 Great soccer. Yeah, like great soccer. 1:00:24.120 --> 1:00:26.240 Player in soccer A famous Nigerian film. 1:00:27.160 --> 1:00:33.560 Wait, actually I've never heard of. Took me a second. 1:00:33.760 --> 1:00:35.560 I didn't get there. I didn't get there. I'm there now. 1:00:36.200 --> 1:00:39.920 Sex and Soccer. Great movie. But I'm learning how to you. 1:00:39.920 --> 1:00:43.120 Should think of we should all think about, man, because 1:00:43.200 --> 1:00:44.920 like talk about putting the ball in the net. 1:00:45.600 --> 1:00:46.960 Hold on, I. 1:00:47.320 --> 1:00:51.040 Realized you can flip all the hood movies in Africa. Man, 1:00:51.800 --> 1:00:53.480 there's got to be somebody in Nigeria. 1:00:53.120 --> 1:00:55.960 Who's got this out of the podcast because you are 1:00:56.040 --> 1:00:58.320 stealing millions of dollars from our pocket. 1:00:58.400 --> 1:00:58.800 That's fair. 1:00:58.960 --> 1:01:01.440 Stop it, Nigeria and Friday is gonna send all our kids. 1:01:04.480 --> 1:01:07.960 Let me tell you stop the village. It's gonna go hard. 1:01:08.160 --> 1:01:14.960 Bro. Oh my god, Oh my god. Nigerian belly. 1:01:17.040 --> 1:01:23.920 Bro, they do have real big bellies. 1:01:24.120 --> 1:01:29.160 Yes, bro, what do you think who's gonna play African media? 1:01:29.240 --> 1:01:29.360 Bro? 1:01:29.640 --> 1:01:31.760 Like, let me tell you where it gets nasty. 1:01:34.240 --> 1:01:37.360 We got to be optimistic for some staying staying a 1:01:37.480 --> 1:01:41.120 certain level because once we get to African media, that's when. 1:01:41.000 --> 1:01:45.520 We're already making movies like that. There's already content. 1:01:45.680 --> 1:01:47.760 Let me tell you, Noll is spectacular. 1:01:47.920 --> 1:01:49.880 Like I think as a kid, he used to I 1:01:50.000 --> 1:01:51.160 used to like take a lot of you know, I 1:01:51.160 --> 1:01:55.920 would make fun of it, but it African cinema is incredible. 1:01:56.040 --> 1:01:59.880 We have filmmakers, no, because that's really what happened. Try 1:02:00.320 --> 1:02:03.240 the technology caught up. You realize that the only thing 1:02:03.320 --> 1:02:06.560 that's stopping so many of these brilliant, brilliant filmmakers is 1:02:06.640 --> 1:02:07.800 literally just resources. 1:02:08.240 --> 1:02:08.360 Right. 1:02:08.400 --> 1:02:10.920 They understand story, they have the talent, they have the ability. 1:02:11.000 --> 1:02:14.720 It's just being able to get an FX three in Africa. 1:02:14.840 --> 1:02:18.000 And I think we should have more witches in our movies. Yeah, 1:02:18.160 --> 1:02:20.160 that's yeah, that's what I think. 1:02:20.440 --> 1:02:25.920 I think we don't acknowledge how much camp is a credible, 1:02:26.200 --> 1:02:29.720 viable art form. Yeah, and how much that they're the 1:02:30.480 --> 1:02:34.200 the African people making film and television are aware of 1:02:34.280 --> 1:02:37.000 it as part of the culture rather than being like 1:02:37.400 --> 1:02:39.760 we pretend like they're being victims of their own like 1:02:40.000 --> 1:02:41.080 artistic choices. 1:02:41.480 --> 1:02:44.440 And it's not that it's like here the limitations of 1:02:44.480 --> 1:02:46.440 the technology. I think it just makes more sense. You know, 1:02:46.520 --> 1:02:48.360 let's go a low campy with it. Let's you know, 1:02:48.480 --> 1:02:50.520 let's draw the lightning bolt. 1:02:51.320 --> 1:02:53.480 You know what I'm saying, sillylies. 1:02:53.920 --> 1:02:54.400 That's okay. 1:02:54.520 --> 1:02:55.800 So hey, you guys heard it here. 1:02:55.880 --> 1:02:57.880 First, the Jackson's in Nigerian story. 1:03:01.600 --> 1:03:06.760 So you're not gonna believe what Joseph beats Michael Will. 1:03:08.560 --> 1:03:10.720 He is gonna blow your mind. 1:03:12.400 --> 1:03:21.200 God, yo yo, coming to America, reverse going to Nigeria. 1:03:21.280 --> 1:03:24.680 I'm calling anywhere for he's got to call him. No, 1:03:24.760 --> 1:03:27.000 I'm calling him right after man. 1:03:27.520 --> 1:03:27.720 Yeah. 1:03:27.800 --> 1:03:29.440 And so so I'm learning basketball right now. 1:03:29.800 --> 1:03:33.000 So I'm learning basketball right now, and like I go, yeah, 1:03:33.080 --> 1:03:35.760 a lot of fun, really really hard sport. Let me 1:03:35.800 --> 1:03:38.960 tell you my goal. My goal is to play at 1:03:39.040 --> 1:03:43.040 the NBA like All Star Celebrity game, gradual. 1:03:43.080 --> 1:03:43.920 Kept going, Yeah, like. 1:03:45.960 --> 1:03:47.000 I know, I'm really tall but. 1:03:49.120 --> 1:03:49.760 Don't listen to that. 1:03:51.720 --> 1:03:53.760 Famously useful height for the NBA. 1:03:56.080 --> 1:04:01.040 A lot of you. I'm like he's shutting six. He 1:04:01.160 --> 1:04:05.760 grew over the summer and he's like getting this crazy. 1:04:05.880 --> 1:04:09.320 So my goal is to play at the celebrity game. Okay, 1:04:09.480 --> 1:04:10.880 Like I'm literally training right now. 1:04:11.000 --> 1:04:11.800 Huh are you fast? 1:04:11.880 --> 1:04:14.520 Fast as hell? I don't want to because I'm fast 1:04:14.520 --> 1:04:17.200 as I can jump, like my vertical verticals like forty 1:04:17.240 --> 1:04:17.880 in like we. 1:04:17.880 --> 1:04:19.880 Don't have to put like let me up. 1:04:20.360 --> 1:04:25.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. 1:04:26.320 --> 1:04:27.040 I'm telling you, like. 1:04:30.960 --> 1:04:33.120 Training like every day, but let me tell you, like 1:04:33.160 --> 1:04:34.320 I'll go to some of these runs. 1:04:34.480 --> 1:04:36.560 And my castmate, jordanell Jones, he has a run that 1:04:36.640 --> 1:04:38.960 he goes to all the time, and like he they 1:04:39.040 --> 1:04:42.240 call me disclaimer because what it is, I got a name, 1:04:42.280 --> 1:04:44.040 but let me but let me explain why they call 1:04:44.120 --> 1:04:51.160 me disclaimer because like I pull up, say super, I 1:04:51.280 --> 1:04:54.320 pull up, and I like look athletic, right like I'm buff, 1:04:54.440 --> 1:04:57.200 like clearly, like I play sports, And so Jordan always 1:04:57.240 --> 1:04:59.480 has to give a disclaimer like, yo, this is my friend, 1:04:59.760 --> 1:05:03.160 the can't play disclaimer. 1:05:04.240 --> 1:05:06.880 He looks good, but don't expect anything from him. 1:05:07.840 --> 1:05:09.600 No, no, no, no, it's actually it's the nicest thing 1:05:09.640 --> 1:05:12.520 he could ever do, because these guys take it very seriously. 1:05:13.000 --> 1:05:16.440 And so a horror movie ensues because these guys forget 1:05:16.480 --> 1:05:18.120 that I can't play, and all of a sudden, they're 1:05:18.120 --> 1:05:21.000 doing these crazy behind the back passes to me, and 1:05:21.040 --> 1:05:24.040 I'm like, I don't even know you know what I'm saying, 1:05:24.120 --> 1:05:26.160 Like I'm smoking wide open layups. 1:05:26.360 --> 1:05:28.040 I'm standing here to be out of the way. 1:05:28.320 --> 1:05:30.600 Yeah, I should go to some kind of a camp, 1:05:30.720 --> 1:05:31.720 Like I. 1:05:31.720 --> 1:05:34.160 Mean, look, is there like an NBA All Star Game 1:05:34.400 --> 1:05:34.920 trading camp. 1:05:35.000 --> 1:05:37.240 I mean, I think Leo Shooter is expected, but there's 1:05:37.240 --> 1:05:39.400 probably like a cheaper, cheaper Lea because he. 1:05:39.440 --> 1:05:41.080 Worked on bel Air, so I think, oh, yeah, you 1:05:41.360 --> 1:05:47.200 follow yeah, justin bib okay because I just but I'm 1:05:47.240 --> 1:05:52.280 just saying, like I've had grown men like six seven taller. 1:05:52.000 --> 1:05:55.280 Than my six one obviously just like dunking me. I'm like, 1:05:55.320 --> 1:05:56.440 come on, man, yeah, man. 1:05:56.720 --> 1:05:59.880 Unfortunately, when I can't do this, you're realizing now there's 1:06:00.160 --> 1:06:03.080 for some of these men. Ball is like yeah, it's 1:06:03.200 --> 1:06:04.680 like that's like a real. 1:06:04.760 --> 1:06:07.000 Really and I'll be at these runs and I'm like, 1:06:07.240 --> 1:06:09.240 none of us are being paid to do this. I 1:06:09.320 --> 1:06:12.480 want to be that's not I'll here for fun. It's 1:06:12.480 --> 1:06:13.280 a Tuesday night. 1:06:13.400 --> 1:06:17.040 I miss playing basketball more than anything that I've ever 1:06:17.880 --> 1:06:21.800 Like you, I used to. I used to play a lot, 1:06:22.040 --> 1:06:24.760 and then I just have like I have two children. 1:06:25.000 --> 1:06:26.560 You know what, I'm looking a hoop of people who 1:06:26.640 --> 1:06:29.600 have like jobs, because again, it's fun. 1:06:30.080 --> 1:06:30.880 And I wish it was. 1:06:31.080 --> 1:06:33.240 I miss it. 1:06:35.320 --> 1:06:37.560 I miss I think part of the reason I don't 1:06:37.640 --> 1:06:39.800 I'm not able to do it anymore is because for me, 1:06:39.880 --> 1:06:42.720 it was always competitive, and so there's a part of 1:06:42.800 --> 1:06:47.480 me that can't just turn it into silly fun. I 1:06:47.600 --> 1:06:49.320 still want to get a running. 1:06:49.440 --> 1:06:51.960 That's what I'm saying, like adult athletics. 1:06:52.000 --> 1:06:54.320 Man, my homie was playing picked up was playing football 1:06:55.160 --> 1:06:57.200 a couple like right before I moved here, so two 1:06:57.280 --> 1:06:59.040 years ago, and I went and I was like, oh, 1:06:59.080 --> 1:07:01.960 this should be fun. Ups playing football though. Check out 1:07:02.000 --> 1:07:04.200 one of his games. It was like they were more 1:07:04.280 --> 1:07:07.160 competitive than we were when I was playing competitive football. 1:07:08.120 --> 1:07:09.120 Like, it's like not fun. 1:07:09.240 --> 1:07:11.920 You have to be I'm gonna be honest. 1:07:12.000 --> 1:07:17.760 Athletes are adults, not the most fun guy like athletes 1:07:17.800 --> 1:07:18.320 in their zone. 1:07:18.600 --> 1:07:20.480 I remember we seen a couple break up because it 1:07:20.560 --> 1:07:24.880 was it was also co ed Man twenty five and up. 1:07:25.160 --> 1:07:29.120 Maybe flag football. This couple's like breaking up like it 1:07:29.320 --> 1:07:30.280 is like I. 1:07:30.960 --> 1:07:34.520 Go to a gym where people are still imagining themselves 1:07:34.560 --> 1:07:37.920 as athletes in their thirties and forties. That's a tough culture, 1:07:38.080 --> 1:07:39.320 it is, man. 1:07:39.760 --> 1:07:40.840 So I think she's right. 1:07:40.920 --> 1:07:44.200 It's a horror movie because here she is asking the 1:07:44.360 --> 1:07:48.440 man that she loves, like, hey, I feel incomplete, I 1:07:48.560 --> 1:07:49.200 feel broken? 1:07:49.720 --> 1:07:52.640 Can you validate me? And can we play this game? 1:07:52.880 --> 1:07:55.280 And he's like no, I'm finna drop buckets on you. 1:07:56.000 --> 1:07:56.680 That's crazy. 1:07:56.840 --> 1:07:56.880 No. 1:07:57.120 --> 1:07:58.880 You know what's crazy is that it was inspired by 1:07:58.920 --> 1:07:59.440 true events. 1:07:59.720 --> 1:08:08.760 Man, it's the Chryl Swoop story. Gay now. 1:08:10.640 --> 1:08:15.000 Because she got dunk, so dunk straight out of her 1:08:21.360 --> 1:08:24.360 all right, going the rest of the boyil oh yeah 1:08:24.360 --> 1:08:25.200 there's still more now that. 1:08:25.720 --> 1:08:30.839 Ye yeah, yeah, oh, he would have done fragrantly fouled. 1:08:32.160 --> 1:08:36.040 It's not no love movies, So I wish we would 1:08:36.080 --> 1:08:39.280 stop putting in that category. But that's all I love 1:08:39.360 --> 1:08:43.479 y'all's podcast. You are funny as hell. Oh and my 1:08:43.640 --> 1:08:45.600 name is Ilia, Texas. 1:08:47.280 --> 1:08:49.519 A little drunk like we like it? 1:08:49.760 --> 1:08:53.160 Yeah, a little drunk, and Alia certainly sounded like that. 1:08:53.920 --> 1:08:56.800 I will say that to take it a step further, 1:08:57.520 --> 1:09:01.280 him dunky on her while she's injured, also with him saying, 1:09:01.400 --> 1:09:03.760 I don't give a fuck about your future in a 1:09:03.840 --> 1:09:07.280 way that like is is like permanent, you know what 1:09:07.320 --> 1:09:09.960 I mean, Like to injure a person while they're injured, 1:09:10.080 --> 1:09:15.320 it's like, fully, she may never compete again. And he's like, non, 1:09:15.439 --> 1:09:18.320 fuck it, I don't give a ship. Yeah, he saw 1:09:18.360 --> 1:09:21.400 a team USA at the Olympics. Bro, He's done. 1:09:21.479 --> 1:09:24.600 That was right around that, right? Yeah? Was that the 1:09:24.720 --> 1:09:26.600 one with like Lisa Leslie and everybody. 1:09:26.400 --> 1:09:32.559 Lisa Leslie swoops No Cynthia Cooper with the big NBA 1:09:32.800 --> 1:09:34.920 or w NBA star I think at the time. 1:09:35.520 --> 1:09:40.360 Yeah, it's a horror movie. It's a film, and it 1:09:40.560 --> 1:09:44.240 parallels my experiences in learning the beautiful game of basketball. 1:09:44.960 --> 1:09:46.559 I'm excited that you get to learn it though. 1:09:46.600 --> 1:09:50.639 That's no I will say, like my my toxic African 1:09:50.720 --> 1:09:53.479 trait is like I love being bad at things because 1:09:53.640 --> 1:09:56.720 it kind of gives me something to overcome, you know 1:09:56.720 --> 1:09:58.960 what I'm saying. I think since the show, my life 1:09:58.960 --> 1:10:01.080 has become just like a little too easy, you know 1:10:01.120 --> 1:10:02.800 what I'm saying. It's like, well, like the show's here 1:10:02.920 --> 1:10:06.800 like and now it's like I get to have something 1:10:06.840 --> 1:10:10.479 where I'm like, you know, give me that chip on 1:10:10.560 --> 1:10:11.040 my shoulder. 1:10:11.120 --> 1:10:14.960 Okay, you know my toxic African traders. I'm not afraid 1:10:14.960 --> 1:10:25.080 to fight children. Okay, please, you have the floor because 1:10:25.120 --> 1:10:26.160 we beat our kids. Yeah. 1:10:26.920 --> 1:10:30.120 I don't have any toxic African traits. He probably does, 1:10:30.240 --> 1:10:30.800 he just doesn't. 1:10:31.000 --> 1:10:33.240 I think if we really combed through it, I bet 1:10:33.280 --> 1:10:35.760 you got some stuff. Maybe, yeah, because like when you 1:10:35.880 --> 1:10:38.960 go there, like you can't realize it's just black people. 1:10:39.720 --> 1:10:42.640 You know, we're all just the same for real, Like 1:10:42.800 --> 1:10:45.040 I just don't have anything to attribute it to. But 1:10:45.240 --> 1:10:47.040 maybe in there somewhere. 1:10:46.760 --> 1:10:47.320 No, you find it. 1:10:47.400 --> 1:10:50.880 You have any like secret second families or anything. 1:10:50.680 --> 1:10:53.160 And that's my business. And now you're you know you're 1:10:53.240 --> 1:11:00.320 right there, You're right anymore, You're so right? Yeah, yeah 1:11:00.360 --> 1:11:02.600 we should sometimes, Yeah, it would be great. Well you 1:11:02.680 --> 1:11:04.760 said you can't turn off the competitive Yeah, and I'm 1:11:04.760 --> 1:11:05.599 not going to take it easy. 1:11:05.680 --> 1:11:05.960 Okay. 1:11:06.280 --> 1:11:09.320 Hey, by the time we wo A brother used to 1:11:09.400 --> 1:11:17.560 not lan to me. That was crazy, you see that? 1:11:17.920 --> 1:11:19.080 What's so tickets? Yeah? 1:11:19.439 --> 1:11:22.240 Oh man, this is like reverse the jungle. This is 1:11:22.280 --> 1:11:23.240 all we gotta do. Guys. 1:11:23.479 --> 1:11:28.320 We just got to reverse to Africa. We'll call it 1:11:28.439 --> 1:11:32.439 the Nope, I have it. I think is close. 1:11:34.560 --> 1:11:37.800 Ali, this was great. You tell the people where they 1:11:37.800 --> 1:11:38.280 can find you. 1:11:38.360 --> 1:11:41.120 What cool shit You can find me on Instagram at 1:11:41.160 --> 1:11:45.719 Ali show, TikTok at Ali Show on Spotify. Olilton Beller 1:11:45.800 --> 1:11:48.880 Season four is out. Now I got music out. Go 1:11:48.960 --> 1:11:51.479 listen to that and I'm dropping new music. Oh yeah, 1:11:51.720 --> 1:11:54.639 go listen to music. Go watch bell Air final season, 1:11:54.760 --> 1:11:57.960 final season season. It's kind of crazy, like we we 1:11:58.160 --> 1:11:59.840 cried the whole time we're shooting this season. 1:12:00.000 --> 1:12:00.880 Okay, that's tough. 1:12:01.000 --> 1:12:03.360 No, Like it's crazy like these I started the show 1:12:03.360 --> 1:12:06.280 when I was twenty two. Yeah, start show when I 1:12:06.320 --> 1:12:08.840 was twenty two, and I feel like I've become a 1:12:09.000 --> 1:12:10.559 young man on this show. 1:12:10.880 --> 1:12:11.599 That's cool though. 1:12:11.960 --> 1:12:15.840 Yeah, it's like a true evolution to look fondly on Yeah. 1:12:16.160 --> 1:12:19.000 Yeah, that's like a good because most people twenty two 1:12:19.080 --> 1:12:22.560 through twenty seven, I wouldn't want a lot of cameras. 1:12:22.680 --> 1:12:25.040 Man, a lot of regrettable years for me, But. 1:12:25.120 --> 1:12:27.599 You get a regrettable blizzard and like it just it's 1:12:27.640 --> 1:12:31.960 worked out because like I have been hot since I 1:12:32.160 --> 1:12:34.400 was like twenty two, so I've just been allowed to 1:12:34.439 --> 1:12:35.719 be hot the whole time on the show. 1:12:35.840 --> 1:12:39.120 Oh actually, yeah, yeah, I've just been allowed to. 1:12:40.760 --> 1:12:42.559 Shoot your shot, shoot your shot. 1:12:44.640 --> 1:12:46.680 Just I'll put my titties out, and they need to 1:12:46.760 --> 1:12:49.360 I'll do it so I'll watched other season four. I 1:12:49.520 --> 1:12:53.880 do pull my titties up, Bory, what you got titties 1:12:53.920 --> 1:13:00.559 in ties in cool guy jokes ety seven on Instagram. 1:13:01.320 --> 1:13:04.240 December twelfth and thirteenth in New Orleans at the Sports Drink. 1:13:04.320 --> 1:13:06.240 Come see that other. That's my last date for the 1:13:06.360 --> 1:13:09.320 end of the year. I'm in the house till this 1:13:09.439 --> 1:13:13.080 shit going to Japan. I don't really know. I'm trying 1:13:13.080 --> 1:13:14.720 to figure out to show there right now, but I 1:13:14.720 --> 1:13:15.720 don't know when this comes out. 1:13:15.960 --> 1:13:19.240 Yeah, we'll see Bory in Japan or at his house 1:13:19.360 --> 1:13:19.960 fully closed. 1:13:20.000 --> 1:13:21.439 I'm trying to I'm so excited. 1:13:21.640 --> 1:13:27.800 You can see me on tour December seventh and December seventh. 1:13:27.800 --> 1:13:30.719 I'll be in Cleveland December eleventh, I'll be in Brooklyn 1:13:31.080 --> 1:13:34.920 December twelfth through the thirteenth, East Providence, Rhode Island. And 1:13:35.120 --> 1:13:38.280 December nineteenth through the twentieth, I'll be in Detroit, Michigan. 1:13:38.520 --> 1:13:43.320 Oh my god, shut up. You can follow us. Jesus 1:13:43.400 --> 1:13:44.360 that's the water in it. 1:13:44.439 --> 1:13:46.680 I didn't know that. I didn't know that. 1:13:47.280 --> 1:13:50.040 I didn't know that when I did it. I'm sorry. 1:13:50.200 --> 1:13:53.760 You can follow us and like and subscribe and do 1:13:53.880 --> 1:13:56.440 all the things you do to make a podcast successful 1:13:56.479 --> 1:13:59.559 and popular. Send us your voicemails, give us a call 1:13:59.640 --> 1:14:02.440 at eight or for little moms, send us your emails 1:14:02.840 --> 1:14:06.040 at my mama, my mama pod at gmail dot com. 1:14:06.880 --> 1:14:08.519 Told me Pod, I don't know, I get. 1:14:08.640 --> 1:14:09.559 I think it's my mama. 1:14:10.439 --> 1:14:11.320 I think it's my mama. 1:14:11.400 --> 1:14:11.519 Pot. 1:14:11.920 --> 1:14:13.200 Let me know what black movies to watch. 1:14:13.800 --> 1:14:18.880 Yeah, you haven't even got to the B sides? 1:14:19.400 --> 1:14:20.559 Wow, the B sides? 1:14:20.600 --> 1:14:24.599 Oh man, what's that irish one? Well, the guys, white 1:14:24.640 --> 1:14:26.120 guy in the hood, look at the you know what 1:14:26.120 --> 1:14:28.000 I'm talking about. I don't know that one is a 1:14:28.080 --> 1:14:32.120 super fat beach. That's a B side ride with Malik Yoba. 1:14:32.200 --> 1:14:35.840 Man in the hood, come to do no good? 1:14:36.040 --> 1:14:37.560 Yeah, I have so much studying to do. 1:14:37.680 --> 1:14:37.960 Got it. 1:14:38.439 --> 1:14:43.479 It's all great cinema, all really solid. Uh And and 1:14:43.640 --> 1:14:45.880 you can watch those films and see us here every 1:14:46.200 --> 1:14:49.080 every goddamn week. We're not going anywhere. 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