Speaker 1: It's hard when handsome guys are also taller. It's like,
Speaker 1: especially actors, it's like that's a secret. Yes, secret is
Speaker 1: that they're not like we're all small. That's like a
Speaker 1: fun because that's my.
Speaker 2: Favorite thing about every single premiere ever is like me
Speaker 2: and every other actor we get together and we're all
Speaker 2: the same height and like all these people that I
Speaker 2: thought are tallest ship.
Speaker 3: Like, ah, look at all of us, Yeah, all of
Speaker 3: us close to the ground. It's great, guys.
Speaker 1: Big faces, you do it. That's how you make a movie.
Speaker 2: We all have to look at our female co stars
Speaker 2: like underneath her nose and put us on an apple box.
Speaker 2: But Noah, and then I met Aaron Pierre and the
Speaker 2: niggas like tall as hell.
Speaker 4: I will say this that. I will say this you
Speaker 4: and you're you. You stand out in some ways in
Speaker 4: your cast in that it's got a bunch of tall motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: What you mean in bel air, there's a lot of
Speaker 4: tall people.
Speaker 3: Including me, talking like that.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: Lets go yeah, yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 5: The thing about the castle, we're all we're all everybody, well,
Speaker 5: we all be Coco jam all of.
Speaker 2: Us just like tall tall, you know, equally like five eleven.
Speaker 3: And all of us.
Speaker 2: Really saying, if you're gonna fake this, you gotta start
Speaker 2: higher than five elevens.
Speaker 1: That's my only nose, that's my only No.
Speaker 4: Five eleven is what I reached for.
Speaker 1: If we're saying tall, you gotta be like we're all
Speaker 1: six six chips in your kalas are racists, the layers,
Speaker 1: the money.
Speaker 2: Turning stuff.
Speaker 4: I can't tell.
Speaker 1: Me Mama's favorite child. I was vagrant and wild, even
Speaker 1: ran with some jealous niggas that hated my style. Welcome home,
Speaker 1: Max B.
Speaker 2: Welcome Little Mamas and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 2: of My.
Speaker 4: Mama Told Me the podcast when we dive deep, deep
Speaker 4: into the pockets the black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we finally we don't. We don't. It's not even
Speaker 1: finally because if you were waiting for something that's on you.
Speaker 4: We remain unaccomplished here on the podcast, but we have
Speaker 4: fun every week.
Speaker 1: Unaccomplished and most importantly, unaccountable.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, that's true. That is the nicest part about
Speaker 4: doing this the way that we're doing it is that
Speaker 4: we have met zero accountability up at this point.
Speaker 1: And I refuse because come find me. Where am I at?
Speaker 1: I'm walking the dog. I don't even go nowhere.
Speaker 4: And I think a lot of you don't realize that
Speaker 4: we can just refuse accountability. I think some people can
Speaker 4: sent to that. Yeah, and that is their choice. I'm
Speaker 4: not here to judge them, but we choose to refuse
Speaker 4: your accountable.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like you forget that we're men.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a man. I stand on something, and one
Speaker 4: of those things I stand on is not ever having
Speaker 4: to change ever.
Speaker 3: That actually just reminds me.
Speaker 2: I feel like, in the age of social media, being
Speaker 2: canceled is so easy, but you can just decide not to. Yep,
Speaker 2: you could just be like what if I don't, I'm
Speaker 2: not canceled.
Speaker 3: It's actually cool. It's like I just go back to work. Yeah,
Speaker 3: totally cool. Whatever you guys are saying about me, that's fine,
Speaker 3: that's fine.
Speaker 1: No, that's I operate under dead internet theory too. That's
Speaker 1: how I get same, That's how I kind of get
Speaker 1: it to like like lately, that's how been Everybody on
Speaker 1: the Internet to me is either a robot or not
Speaker 1: as cool as and that allows me to move throughout
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: I like that, which actually don't think is not true.
Speaker 2: Like I just I look through comments sometimes and I
Speaker 2: see like grown adult man, like really really passionate about
Speaker 2: things that make actually no sense.
Speaker 1: Na, man, you can't. You can't go through because the
Speaker 1: level of stupid the man people will really start to
Speaker 1: just it's inspiring.
Speaker 2: I find it inspiring because I feel like, okay, let
Speaker 2: me explain. I like I hold myself to way too
Speaker 2: high a standard. Right. It's like I look on the
Speaker 2: Internet and I'm like, you know what, this person can
Speaker 2: also afford the Internet, and so can I.
Speaker 3: So like, I think I'm working too hard if you
Speaker 3: can be.
Speaker 2: That lame and that just uninteresting and have an Internet
Speaker 2: connection enough that you can tweet the same tweets that
Speaker 2: that I could tweet, but choose not to because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: well no, that's lame.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I hold myself too high
Speaker 3: a standard.
Speaker 1: I got older for some lame shit. Ooh there used
Speaker 1: to be drafts on Twitter. Yeah, drafts, man, man, my
Speaker 1: Twitter drafts folder like twenty thirteen. Oh could have want
Speaker 1: to end, bro, I was going crazy in the draft.
Speaker 3: Why is just the draft? Why didn't you ever hit Sien?
Speaker 1: Because I want to live alive. That's fair, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I want to have friendships and be
Speaker 1: in Congress with.
Speaker 3: Like I want to be employed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I would, I'd write it.
Speaker 2: I mean government one day there's going to be a
Speaker 2: bug and Elon Musk is going to accidentally publish all
Speaker 2: the drafts.
Speaker 3: No, they're all going to lose our jobs.
Speaker 2: I got scared. That's why I canceled my Twitter during pandemic.
Speaker 2: I genuinely scared. Sometimes it means Likethson's texts are going
Speaker 2: to lead I worry about it all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's a lot enough to stop a
Speaker 4: lot of things I've documented, not always published, but certainly
Speaker 4: documented that if they become public or I'm cooked.
Speaker 1: But do you wonder maybe it's like a nuclear Maybe
Speaker 1: it's like nuclear weapons where it's like we all got nukes.
Speaker 1: Usually yeah, now we all got nukes.
Speaker 4: So like, well, what scares me and you brought this
Speaker 4: up is that I do think that that is going
Speaker 4: to be one of the last phases of like a
Speaker 4: cultural civil war that we're facing, where like it won't
Speaker 4: be physical fighting at first, It's gonna sort of start
Speaker 4: at like calling each other Nazis and like having these
Speaker 4: extreme views on each other, and then one party is
Speaker 4: going to start to lose power or feel like they're
Speaker 4: losing power and intentionally leak uh these draft folders for
Speaker 4: the powers that be. I think it is going to
Speaker 4: be called yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Young Republicans thing
Speaker 4: is like very much reflective of I think a thing
Speaker 4: that's going to happen on both sides eventually. You know,
Speaker 4: I don't know they were authority.
Speaker 3: They had mortgages.
Speaker 4: Something, those uncles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mean, like when they bend over to pick
Speaker 2: something up from the ground they've grown.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. You were very ugly, man. It makes
Speaker 3: me so happy.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 4: The right, it's right.
Speaker 2: It feels like like the order in the universe is
Speaker 2: correct in the sword.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, because I feel like the true evil
Speaker 1: is actually probably beautiful and that might be something fucked
Speaker 1: up at me.
Speaker 4: No, I think that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the truest evil, because I think that's how
Speaker 1: you could get it, like, like to me, the devil
Speaker 1: is probably beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like, I think that's right.
Speaker 3: I mean, what what's the Samson and Delilah?
Speaker 2: You know, it's the classic sort of the the most
Speaker 2: beautiful woman you know is secretly safe.
Speaker 1: To cut your hair off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly what I was going to say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Samson was a cool dude.
Speaker 1: What I actually don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, actually don't. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I can stand on that that he was he.
Speaker 4: Was kind of an attle.
Speaker 1: What was his deal?
Speaker 3: He was?
Speaker 4: He was just real strong and could like fuck bad
Speaker 4: bitches and like lived like a king.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: He was air Pierre.
Speaker 1: Okay, it is just aggressive apths.
Speaker 4: He was just a superhero of a man and then
Speaker 4: here and then he fell in love with the wrong
Speaker 4: bad bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's really just an allegory for like, hey, pick your
Speaker 4: pick your bitches.
Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I think the Bible people are gonna love my interpretation.
Speaker 3: No, but yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Think they're gonna feel really good about the Samson our
Speaker 4: guest today. He's a Samson in his own right.
Speaker 1: Strong.
Speaker 3: As hell, dirty, super tall bro.
Speaker 4: He's a he's a musician and artists of all kinds,
Speaker 4: and most importantly, is an actor. He is on a
Speaker 4: brand new season of the hit show bel Air. You
Speaker 4: can see it on Peacock now. This episode comes out
Speaker 4: after it's already out.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: You, we love him. He's old, talented in so many ways.
Speaker 4: Give it up for ali Latin word.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, not at all.
Speaker 1: No, Look at my dog. He's as black as can be.
Speaker 4: That's how you chose. That's Oh, I was not.
Speaker 1: It's not going as good as it usually is over here.
Speaker 1: I know I'm projecting confidence to you guys, but inside
Speaker 1: I'm panicking. You wanted to do in president, I wanted
Speaker 1: to click the James Brown one and then.
Speaker 3: You know what, Look, I'll take it. I got that
Speaker 3: dog of me all right, you know it?
Speaker 7: Because good I feel good and you sing good and
Speaker 7: make love good.
Speaker 3: Oh there right, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: OLLI. We're very happier here, man.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to be here.
Speaker 4: He came to us. I think with a pretty complicated
Speaker 4: you can speak. Yeah, not in the way that we
Speaker 4: don't like. We love a complicated conspiracy here, but I
Speaker 4: think it is one that has layers that we should unpack.
Speaker 4: And I'm especially excited to.
Speaker 3: Hear you unpack.
Speaker 4: You said, my mama told.
Speaker 2: Me Apple changes the iPhone keyboard regularly so you become
Speaker 2: reliant on a.
Speaker 4: I yes, tell me.
Speaker 2: I mean what is there to say? Have you ever
Speaker 2: here's the thing? What what size phone do you have?
Speaker 2: Like do you have the Promax or like the regular regular? Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm just a regular Okay, you got to got to phone.
Speaker 2: You try to type on any other type of phone?
Speaker 3: Does it work?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't try to type on any.
Speaker 2: Okay, Like what do you mean? Like, no one's ever
Speaker 2: given you just like, hey man, bro, like have my phone?
Speaker 1: Cook throw on my ship too much. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be in your the boy that I'm just making
Speaker 1: it is like that thing and my ship my ship,
Speaker 1: But you're right because my ship is huge, like and
Speaker 1: I got a big ass case on it, so like
Speaker 1: if I grab like my girls ponds, you got like.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying it's like I feel like every
Speaker 2: couple of months, I'm magically stopping uple to type or spell.
Speaker 2: And so here there's one of two things happening. Either
Speaker 2: my phone is intentionally changing the like key sizes so
Speaker 2: that I'm hitting the wrong thing and I'm convinced that
Speaker 2: I need an iPhone so that I buy another iPhone,
Speaker 2: or it's kind of like remember in high school when
Speaker 2: your teachers are like, oh, you know what, You're never
Speaker 2: going to have a calculator in your pocket. And no
Speaker 2: one has been more wrong in the history of being
Speaker 2: wrong than that teacher. You know something that, something that
Speaker 2: in English they never said was Oh, you're never going
Speaker 2: to have a spell check in your pocket.
Speaker 3: Now I do. I'm the worst speller on the planet.
Speaker 4: Now I have God in my pocket, Like they did
Speaker 4: not tell us it's going to be a thing.
Speaker 1: I should have got more than God.
Speaker 7: Dude, brow of all shapes, the size of man, what
Speaker 7: do you got to only amateur hour?
Speaker 3: I'm crazy check the numbers.
Speaker 2: So I'm saying I think Tim Cook has made us
Speaker 2: all just a little worse at typing and and and spelling.
Speaker 3: And the way he does that is by changing iPhone keyboard.
Speaker 4: That's really fascinating.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm with that because I think the
Speaker 1: phone took away typing in general, right, just like home
Speaker 1: key the way we learned to type in middle school, Yeah,
Speaker 1: home row and all that is thumb. Everything is thumbs
Speaker 1: quirdy keyboard like, and it makes us dumber. I I
Speaker 1: talk so much dumber in the phone that I do
Speaker 1: even on a regular keyboard.
Speaker 2: But so much dumber I hate it because I'm I
Speaker 2: pride myself and being a very like eloquent young gentleman.
Speaker 2: Nigerian parents, right, they they wear it, you know, they're
Speaker 2: very proud of the way that we speak. And when
Speaker 2: I'm on the phone, I'm like, I talk goode. I
Speaker 2: don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: You're using two instead.
Speaker 4: Of yeah, but everybody types like Tupac wrote poetry.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but exactly, Yo, that's exactly.
Speaker 3: That's exactly.
Speaker 2: Everything is remedial and so and now it's so much
Speaker 2: worse because they've introduced stickers and so now I don't
Speaker 2: even type in full responses and I'm just finding a
Speaker 2: sticker and just sending it. Stickers are like you're back
Speaker 2: in the cave times and I'm drawing hieroglyphics.
Speaker 3: Stickers are up because now we're creating our own language.
Speaker 1: Right now. I don't know do you guys have like
Speaker 1: secret stickers with like your partners or anything.
Speaker 3: I have some of the yes, crazy, Yeah, I got
Speaker 3: some crazy Yo. You sent me the craziest sticker as
Speaker 3: I told you about it.
Speaker 4: You're You're the reason I found out about stickers and
Speaker 4: how to do them, and you are you have now
Speaker 4: opened up a vortex that I I have a collection
Speaker 4: that is dark. Yeah, I got a shameful collection of stickers.
Speaker 1: Because the first thing I sent him a sticker and
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, how'd you do that? And I
Speaker 1: told him, and then you.
Speaker 9: Just say what the sticker was thinking about?
Speaker 4: He sent me the sticker of a Smurf naked showing
Speaker 4: his booty.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's what you said.
Speaker 4: That's what I said you shamar No you did, I
Speaker 4: said you right, But.
Speaker 1: You sent me a picture. I think of this is
Speaker 1: how we text. You sent me a picture of chamar
Speaker 1: more and I think I made it into a sticker,
Speaker 1: that's right. And then you were like, hey, how you
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: And you said me immediately you had it. You just
Speaker 3: had it.
Speaker 4: It was a photo that I had.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was just in the It was like, finally
Speaker 3: a short cut.
Speaker 4: I've been thinking I could use this, and now I
Speaker 4: understand it as a as an art form, a.
Speaker 1: Nasty but it's taken away all my I don't respond
Speaker 1: to anybody. I very rarely respond.
Speaker 2: I give a straight up answer on the internet so
Speaker 2: often it's like a sticker. I think Tim Cook is
Speaker 2: making its dumber and more Alian on iPhones like that's it.
Speaker 2: I and so between the stickers, between the keyboard sizes,
Speaker 2: you know, like I will wear my tent fall hat
Speaker 2: and run up and down Hollywood Bulevard screaming this.
Speaker 3: Now I'm with you by.
Speaker 1: Into I will say, as someone who's been outside the
Speaker 1: standard sized finger community, okay, they're they were never for
Speaker 1: big ass fingers. It's the best now it's ever been.
Speaker 4: For fat fingers because of the big phone and.
Speaker 1: And just like the the like when it was just
Speaker 1: the keys, when the droid dropped. You guys, remember when
Speaker 1: the droid, I think it was having a bad time.
Speaker 4: You know, that was a hard button.
Speaker 3: BlackBerry. I was just surfing on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I was not you guys have you guys are nimble.
Speaker 3: My ship was clunking. It wasn't ready for me.
Speaker 4: Damn. It's like the technology.
Speaker 3: So it typically is your savior is what? Well, I
Speaker 3: guess Steve.
Speaker 4: Jobs, you know which white savior do you pick?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 1: I mean? Overall time?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a fun game. I think this is a
Speaker 4: great game. Like Jason Williams, that's a good answer.
Speaker 1: White chocolate, White chocolate. It's really the one. The elbow
Speaker 1: pass though it is really the only thing.
Speaker 4: I watched the video very recently of him explaining the
Speaker 4: science behind the elbow path.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he said he rarely hate it though
Speaker 3: right like he could.
Speaker 4: He said he used to be sucking up because he
Speaker 4: would pull the elbow back from up here, and that
Speaker 4: it wasn't until he learned to pull it back down
Speaker 4: here that he was able to make it actually precise.
Speaker 4: He tried it multiple times in games and failed because
Speaker 4: he was up here with it.
Speaker 1: But anyways, Tom Hanks tons one very good answer about you, Eminem.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it's just like of all the of all
Speaker 2: the white people, I feel like Eminem is just like
Speaker 2: a solid good white person crazy.
Speaker 3: That man is not going to save you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you're okay, thought, okay, the answer
Speaker 2: is to save not you know what your answer and
Speaker 2: then will.
Speaker 1: Come back to me. Yeah, I'm sorry, mama, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I see I misunderstood the question.
Speaker 1: We'll come back to me.
Speaker 3: We'll come back to me.
Speaker 4: John Brown that that white man who murdered all the
Speaker 4: slave owner people deep cut?
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were talking about the guy who
Speaker 3: won the White Rapper Show. He might have also had
Speaker 3: that deep cut answer.
Speaker 4: He's the only one that actually like pulled out a
Speaker 4: gun and was like, oh.
Speaker 1: He like he like let the revolution. It was like
Speaker 1: a movement though, right, Like it wasn't just.
Speaker 4: He was like going around people, him and his sons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that guy was crazy.
Speaker 2: Wonder if he's going to but hey, you know what, mom,
Speaker 2: Donnie won So you know, anything could happen. Anything can
Speaker 2: happen New York. You know what I'm saying, Like, come on,
Speaker 2: are you from me either? I've never been more into New.
Speaker 1: York Donnie and Max b being free though, Man, I
Speaker 1: might move. It feels like a good time for this.
Speaker 4: You're feeling very hockey style.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And I think a lot of the things
Speaker 1: I say a lot less harsh.
Speaker 3: Over there racially for sure.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd be welcome with open arms.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, they like it over there.
Speaker 3: I do have another thing. My mama told me that
Speaker 3: y'all are not prepared for it all. It just came excited.
Speaker 3: Just can we go off script?
Speaker 4: Yea, And it has been scripted this whole like.
Speaker 3: Every white Savior all that you said. You know, I
Speaker 3: toussed over to him.
Speaker 2: You know, I think that bottle service was invented to
Speaker 2: keep black man down? What I really do for it
Speaker 2: and let me so when I became famous, like, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't get it. What I'm saying was I became famous,
Speaker 2: there was sort of this understanding that everywhere I would
Speaker 2: go like, it's.
Speaker 3: Like, bro, ally, let's get a table.
Speaker 2: And I've never really been to the club before, as
Speaker 2: I was like, oh bet, I'm down to get a table,
Speaker 2: but no one would tell me how much the table
Speaker 2: would be.
Speaker 4: It's crazy until the end of the night.
Speaker 2: When someone, you know, when the really beautiful woman would
Speaker 2: come over and give me the receipt and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking sorry.
Speaker 3: This table was two thousand dollars. Yeah, And then it
Speaker 3: was six hundred dollars a bottle.
Speaker 2: Six hundred dollars for a Cosumigo's bottle that I could
Speaker 2: get for twenty bucks at the liquor.
Speaker 1: Store and the Orange juices.
Speaker 2: And then I realized every single time I would go
Speaker 2: out bottle service, I want to get a table, you
Speaker 2: want to get a table. It would only happen to
Speaker 2: me when I was with black people, and I think,
Speaker 2: I think that this is to keep the black man down.
Speaker 4: You think that this is a type of u a
Speaker 4: type of thing that is only social redlining.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm not even pitching this to white I.
Speaker 2: Don't even think white men get pitched the idea I'm
Speaker 2: paying two thousand dollars to rent a couch.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it now. I never heard I never
Speaker 1: heard of a white guy again, never seen a whitey
Speaker 1: savior again.
Speaker 2: Who's your Tom? You think when Tom Hanks I think
Speaker 2: goes to the club okay, check, Okay, maybe, but okay fair?
Speaker 4: And I think in that way I appreciate Check because
Speaker 4: of his commitment to black culture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, I like that. Do you think
Speaker 3: Tom Hanks is being pitched?
Speaker 2: Hey man, you want to pay pay four thousand dollars
Speaker 2: for this night out?
Speaker 1: No wonder if there is a fine dining equivalent, though,
Speaker 1: is Michael like, do you think they're like they're they're
Speaker 1: opening a bottle of wine for him? That's maybe, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I think they drops so many things for people at
Speaker 4: a certain level that I don't think like I've certainly
Speaker 4: been with famous white people when we've had like a
Speaker 4: separate room in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Right, I've been Yeah, which I didn't even know that
Speaker 1: until Yeah, I didn't even know they had that secret
Speaker 1: room back there.
Speaker 4: No, there's every restaurant apparently has a secret room. And
Speaker 4: it's a better room than.
Speaker 3: It's a way better room than a room.
Speaker 2: Here's so you guys see how we're describing a better
Speaker 2: experience though. So it's like, yeah, even if they are
Speaker 2: opening a you know, ten thousand dollars bottle of wine
Speaker 2: for Tom Hanks, right, he is getting superior service.
Speaker 3: He's in a better room. Here.
Speaker 2: I am in this crowded ass club on this dusty
Speaker 2: ass couch right loud as hell. I can't hear anything.
Speaker 2: People are drinking my eight hundred dollars bottle.
Speaker 3: It's a quilla. Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: No, I bought a bottle of the strip club before
Speaker 1: a few times in like, you get pretty tired about man.
Speaker 1: It's like you you accumulate people, You're like, wait, who
Speaker 1: is that? And it becomes it creates this are you?
Speaker 1: It creates this tension for you that shouldn't exist in
Speaker 1: the club. The whole point of the club is to
Speaker 1: be in there and be like everybody, let's party together.
Speaker 1: We all won We are in sync and instead you go, hey,
Speaker 1: ro rope, Yeah, this couch cost me two thousand hours.
Speaker 1: That yeah, So I don't know why that came to mind.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it also depends on the club,
Speaker 1: because I've been strip clubs in Houston, most affordable.
Speaker 3: Bottles I've ever dealt with in my life. I think
Speaker 3: because it's strip club.
Speaker 4: I think because it's a strip club culture, they're like, hey,
Speaker 4: this isn't as unique. Everybody does this.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, so, I've never had this experience
Speaker 2: at a strip club. Actually, I've never really a strip club.
Speaker 2: One of these days, I need it really good. It's
Speaker 2: not the place l a strip clubs. The wait, no
Speaker 2: that's not true. That's not true. I have been no
Speaker 2: strip club once. No, no, that's not true. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to tell that story.
Speaker 3: But I was taking and it was so Goodmber out
Speaker 3: of him. No more, I was. I just met the
Speaker 3: regular club. It's just what I've met.
Speaker 2: It's like the regular No, I just met Like so
Speaker 2: Homie had taken me to the strip club and I
Speaker 2: just really didn't.
Speaker 3: Want to be there.
Speaker 2: And then these are I'm such a like I'm the
Speaker 2: dad of my friend group. So like the homy of
Speaker 2: mine was going to the strip club. It's like, bro,
Speaker 2: you have to come with me. I was like, I
Speaker 2: really don't have to at all. And so I get
Speaker 2: there and he's like, bro, my card isn't working. Can
Speaker 2: you I'll vemo you can? Can you like take can
Speaker 2: you take out the money from the at M? I'll
Speaker 2: vemo you was like, this is just strip club trip friends.
Speaker 4: It was just so mad that.
Speaker 2: That's why I forgot it, you know. It's just like
Speaker 2: I'm so irritated by this experience. Yeah, I should go
Speaker 2: to the strip club again with the good times that
Speaker 2: The shrip club is tough.
Speaker 4: It's only fun if you are there with your own money,
Speaker 4: and everybody is very aware of how much they're there
Speaker 4: for and they're not going to be upset if they
Speaker 4: go past that number.
Speaker 1: I mean, but there is like because like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: once those lights hit me, okay, I'm a different guy.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. I got I went to
Speaker 1: the Ship Club. I had got just got my first
Speaker 1: real job, maybe a month later. I hadn't even moved
Speaker 1: out of the cribbin in my new crib yet. And
Speaker 1: we went to the Ship Club and Jack. I'm at
Speaker 1: the ATM and he comes.
Speaker 2: He comes up to me and in my ear like
Speaker 2: a devil, like a like a little like a Delilah,
Speaker 2: like a broccoli headed devil, because he goes, I know,
Speaker 2: Comedy Central paying you right now if you spend less
Speaker 2: than a thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm telling everybody, nig and I spent a thousand dollars. Holy,
Speaker 3: I just want to be clear. So you hadn't moved
Speaker 3: out of where were you saying it? In the back
Speaker 3: room at Solomon Giorgio's and it's just a stir club. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I had got the job. I just hadn't
Speaker 1: got like the dop Okay.
Speaker 3: I was like, come on brother, yeah, I dope. It's
Speaker 3: crazy man.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was a dope.
Speaker 3: There was no way you were.
Speaker 4: Going there with a thousand dollars in mind.
Speaker 1: No, No, I was going there with the a hundred
Speaker 1: because I've been in the strip club broke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've always been like two to three. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: that's where I'm at, three hundred hundred.
Speaker 3: But even still, I just like, man, I could buy
Speaker 3: like a good steak.
Speaker 4: No, it's dumb, it's really, But then you're so in
Speaker 4: it and you you are so appreciative of the work
Speaker 4: that these fire ladies are.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I support and businesses.
Speaker 1: It's like, fuck it, the world's on fire.
Speaker 4: Let me throw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's not great, but it's like I'm
Speaker 2: going to try this one day and you should. I'm
Speaker 2: going to report back.
Speaker 1: I would say, you have to throw.
Speaker 3: A thousand is what you should spend. I don't know
Speaker 3: if that is my ministry.
Speaker 4: I don't think that you have to go in with
Speaker 4: a thousand as your intention. I only think you have
Speaker 4: to go in knowing that, like if you exceed whatever
Speaker 4: numbers in your head, you are Okay.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: If a thousand, when I said I was raised by
Speaker 3: two Nigerian parents.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen, get a thousand out. So you have a
Speaker 1: thousand in your hands and just start and then put
Speaker 1: like half in your pocket. What are you doing to me, man,
Speaker 1: I will say, I'm trying. I'm trying to free you. Brother.
Speaker 4: The hardest part of the strip club is when you.
Speaker 8: That.
Speaker 4: But the hardest part of the strip club is when
Speaker 4: you run out of cash and then you have to
Speaker 4: go to an ATM to get more cash. That is
Speaker 4: so deeply, like you're at the ATM with a boner.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's a frantic you do.
Speaker 1: I have to learn to control yourself in that because
Speaker 1: that's that's when terrible decisions are. Yeah, that's what they
Speaker 1: You get frenzied and then people that's how people spend
Speaker 1: all all their money.
Speaker 2: Remember how I started this by saying bottle service was
Speaker 2: invented to keep the black man down. I think that
Speaker 2: y'all are part of the conspiracy. Usually keep a young
Speaker 2: black man down.
Speaker 1: First of all, is what I'm doing. I'm putting people
Speaker 1: through college, and that's important. There's no titties at bottle service.
Speaker 1: There's only there's only whispers hints of titties. They sell
Speaker 1: you those bottles, so maybe you could see some tittes later.
Speaker 3: That's trash. That is, that's trash.
Speaker 4: They bring out a bunch of beautiful women who hold
Speaker 4: up sparklers that you didn't really want, and they do
Speaker 4: the clothes this dance to but their faces are sad,
Speaker 4: so it's not even like they sell it. No Trooper
Speaker 4: sell the whole.
Speaker 3: Babys are good to talk to. The nice pitching me
Speaker 3: this club right now.
Speaker 4: They're nice mentioned but let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: You know what, I have been gone a lot more.
Speaker 3: Come on, My mama told me, let's go to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: What magic called a.
Speaker 3: Weird in Atlanta? Though I've been going to Claremont's.
Speaker 4: I've never done in the Atlanta strip club.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, Claremont is cool. It's like it's the old ladies, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, where are you being dead ass? Right now?
Speaker 3: I'm a hundred percent No no, no, like you you've
Speaker 3: know him better than I do, Like are you even
Speaker 3: one hundred percent? How old?
Speaker 1: How much money you got? Come on?
Speaker 3: Man? You what you like to see? Come on? Man
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, no, no, like like real time
Speaker 3: reason with me here his grandma's for sure. Wow. And
Speaker 3: they're on the pole. They're like aren't they're doing athletic
Speaker 3: in around there's like one on the pole. And then
Speaker 3: it's a weird. It's a weird.
Speaker 1: What took you there?
Speaker 3: What it was like? Like I'm saying, like, did someone
Speaker 3: take you?
Speaker 1: Just a lot of people have wrapped a lot because
Speaker 1: you know, they shoot a lot in Atlanta. A lot
Speaker 1: of people do rap parties there.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 1: So the first time we wrapped shooting a pilot and
Speaker 1: I was like I was in I'm gonna live forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go to the old Ladies strip club. I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. And then I just it's just fun. Wow.
Speaker 1: Probably been there for more other times.
Speaker 4: That seems like it should be illegal to a rap
Speaker 4: party at a at an old ladies strip club.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean if it's like a weird it's like
Speaker 1: a I don't know. I think that like certain cities too,
Speaker 1: there's like an hr Yeah, that's what I mean. There's
Speaker 1: certain cities the strip clubs are a lot more acceptable
Speaker 1: than others. Houston, in Atlanta, yeah, and Miami.
Speaker 4: In so many places, strip clubs are the club. And
Speaker 4: it just happened to be naked women sort of like moving,
Speaker 4: moving among and.
Speaker 1: That's and that's the vibe at Claremont for sure. It's
Speaker 1: not like it's like it's like going to a bar,
Speaker 1: like a packed bar. So it's kind of like a Hooters.
Speaker 4: A little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it if Hooters was busting that thing?
Speaker 3: I said wing Hooters are great.
Speaker 4: Hooters wasn't so much about taking a seat at the
Speaker 4: table as it is about like Hooters to me, feels
Speaker 4: weirder Hooters this city. Then the old Lady Strip Club.
Speaker 1: I agree with you.
Speaker 2: Because Hooters is like, it's more nasty in what they're implying,
Speaker 2: and the men there seem to be a lot at
Speaker 2: least the old Lady Strip Club.
Speaker 1: Now let me see it. We're doing this. Hooters is
Speaker 1: like a weird My son's here, he wants the wings.
Speaker 1: It's like, get this, And I know thee is nasty
Speaker 1: at the strip Club.
Speaker 4: I know you're making a decent wage for the service
Speaker 4: you're doing at who is fair? Hooters? You are naked
Speaker 4: for what we all agree is unfair prices. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: the Wing, this isn't a nice restaurant. They're not paying
Speaker 4: their weight.
Speaker 1: Staff.
Speaker 2: Well, I just didn't know i'd come here today and
Speaker 2: have my mind fundamentally changed.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's just like it's just like what
Speaker 3: they want you to feel about these places.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You know, the same as you're changing the sides of
Speaker 3: the keyboards.
Speaker 1: Man, come on, Tim Cook, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Bro, and this goes all the way back.
Speaker 4: Yeah to Tim Cook, there we go, man, pull perfect
Speaker 4: full circle. I would say to send us into a break. Okay,
Speaker 4: we should take a break. We have more to unpack.
Speaker 4: I'm very excited. More Ali more, Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 8: My rhymes are flying, beach is sick, my crew is
Speaker 8: big and it keeps getting bigger.
Speaker 3: That's because Jesus Christ is money. How much Jehovah's Witness
Speaker 3: Welcome back.
Speaker 2: When you watched that video, he really didn't think he
Speaker 2: was doing anything wrong. I think he was truly trying
Speaker 2: to out like he really he really thought. He was like, man,
Speaker 2: this is my ministry. I will reach the young black
Speaker 2: and brown youth by saying Jesus Christ is my nigga.
Speaker 1: He thought he had bars and it was going to go.
Speaker 3: He was like, this ship, might you know we put
Speaker 3: it on, we get it on death wet.
Speaker 4: This might be crazy.
Speaker 3: Maybe Charlatmato have me on his show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's like, no, this might be something.
Speaker 3: We move, Maybe we move out, Maybe we don't live
Speaker 3: in Jackson next time.
Speaker 4: Maybe we live in Jackson Height.
Speaker 3: I feel for him.
Speaker 2: I'm really like, I think he's a good guy. I
Speaker 2: think he's a good guy who really he had good intentions.
Speaker 1: I think there's worse guys who have said it in
Speaker 1: a song on the internet. Yeah, I I.
Speaker 4: Felt that way sometimes. I felt that way a little
Speaker 4: bit with that teacher who was can you can you
Speaker 4: lend a nigga a pencil?
Speaker 1: Can you lend a pencil?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: The one that they did a boon dox upside was
Speaker 3: that man who had been pushed to the brink. Really
Speaker 3: he was really frustrating crazy.
Speaker 1: Is like when I think about that, I think about
Speaker 1: I had an eighth grade math teacher. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: not that, but he like it was just you know
Speaker 1: how some classes just had all the worst kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just fucked up and had one of those, and
Speaker 1: like it was just it was just every day, every day.
Speaker 1: And one day he just freaked out. He was like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand, I'm just homework.
Speaker 3: You don't remember all these rap lyrics? You remember all
Speaker 3: these Kelly's arms.
Speaker 1: Wait, because it was when I wish came out. And
Speaker 1: he was like going crazy because everybody was always yes
Speaker 1: in his class and like I just like and like
Speaker 1: he didn't say it, but he came so close.
Speaker 3: He was he was actively thinking.
Speaker 2: Man, did y'all ever read like in English class? Did
Speaker 2: your teachers ever read those books that had the Edward
Speaker 2: in it? And they would just say it yeah, And
Speaker 2: it was those.
Speaker 3: Things of like I have to say it for this class.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, do.
Speaker 3: You really have to do you don't, like, do you do?
Speaker 4: You all?
Speaker 3: Like do we have to say it? No, we actually
Speaker 3: really don't. I know, it's so fine. We can all
Speaker 3: read it. We know what it sounds like.
Speaker 4: Bro, there are so many, so many books now that
Speaker 4: can teach us the same lessons as Huckleberry Finn.
Speaker 3: Man, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like we can still read Huckleberry Finn. Do we have
Speaker 2: to read it out loud in class? Because here's what
Speaker 2: would then happen. It's like every time we would get
Speaker 2: to you know, the Huckleberry Finn passage or some some
Speaker 2: something and nigga this and for.
Speaker 3: Everyone, everyone would just slowly look at me.
Speaker 1: Just like so like bro engineered into the public schooling system.
Speaker 1: Disgusting the fact that like a kid can be othered
Speaker 1: in that way, Like the fact that it's just like
Speaker 1: in the criteria that setup of like it not being
Speaker 1: fair and then you expect people to trust this system.
Speaker 3: But that's what I mean about.
Speaker 4: Like I get it that that we we should be
Speaker 4: honoring parts of our history, right, that Mark Twain represents
Speaker 4: an essential part of American storytelling. But I don't think
Speaker 4: that you can do that there. I don't think the
Speaker 4: only way to access Mark Twain and his essentialness is
Speaker 4: through nigger Jim. I think that there are so many
Speaker 4: other points of access. He wrote a lot of stuff,
Speaker 4: so much so that we've named hundreds of awards after him.
Speaker 4: He was a brilliant thinker in so many ways. And
Speaker 4: they keep locking in on this racist shit being like
Speaker 4: it's it's oh, it's it's complicated, and it's not. It
Speaker 4: just is the one y'all, Like, because you want to
Speaker 4: keep us other in a classroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, bro, they love they love a uneven fight.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you why people say the word white
Speaker 2: people saying the N word has defined so much of
Speaker 2: my career.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. Yeah, it's it's great.
Speaker 4: And then they put you in this crazy position because
Speaker 4: they teach it when you're fourteen years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to talk about growing up.
Speaker 2: I don't even And that was the funny thing is
Speaker 2: like I don't even know how to how to express
Speaker 2: the feelings that I had, Like I don't even know
Speaker 2: how to say how I feel about this, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily know if it's my place too my, man,
Speaker 2: it's a terrorist act.
Speaker 3: Man, it's not even a micro that's a macro aggression.
Speaker 1: Now that shit is like it's truly like to not
Speaker 1: ever have looked at the curriculum or thought about how
Speaker 1: it's just like I can't even fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you making me dude, UFC level and
Speaker 3: I'm in school.
Speaker 1: I'm not even supposed to I'm not even supposed to
Speaker 1: speak out against the you know what I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: you'rs is you're a teacher at school that as a kid,
Speaker 1: it's like my parents.
Speaker 4: And you you're one of seven ladies. I trust, bro.
Speaker 4: I that's the whole premise here is that you are
Speaker 4: a guide for my future. And then you're like I
Speaker 4: have to say the N word in front.
Speaker 3: And on top of that, there's a cemetery down the street.
Speaker 3: I have to go look at people are there.
Speaker 1: And that's why I quit school, went to the Claremont Lounge.
Speaker 4: That's my that's my did I got my education from
Speaker 4: Clairemont University.
Speaker 1: I got I got, I got my degree. I got
Speaker 1: my certificate in.
Speaker 4: I like the You're like, yeah, certificate, I got my certificate.
Speaker 4: But you know, Alli, one of the things that I
Speaker 4: looked up upon seeing your conspiracy is this question of
Speaker 4: whether or not the keyboard size changes. And and while
Speaker 4: I can't necessarily immediately find a bunch of stuff about that,
Speaker 4: what I did find is a bunch of people complaining
Speaker 4: specifically about the autocorrect function, going hay why. And one
Speaker 4: of the things that they talk about is that iPhone
Speaker 4: specifically has been using autocorrect and merging in AI technology
Speaker 4: to make up for what they can't do via auto correct.
Speaker 4: That basically they're worried that like autocorrect has reached a
Speaker 4: point now where it's not just fixing grammatical errors, it's
Speaker 4: also clocking whether or not you meant to say what
Speaker 4: you're saying in a sentence.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's like, oh, I'm gonna be right back,
Speaker 2: be right, it's assuming my next thing is gonna be
Speaker 2: back instead of there.
Speaker 4: Yes, And at times if you were to put in
Speaker 4: a wrong thing right that, like if you said fuck
Speaker 4: instead of duck or vice versa, autocorrect is meant to
Speaker 4: be able to clock hey, that is not And they're
Speaker 4: saying that only AI could have that level of like
Speaker 4: oversight over the language. And to your point, they are
Speaker 4: basically using us as sort of a training ground for
Speaker 4: this artificial intelligence.
Speaker 3: Man, we all agency, that's like the end. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: like the that's the that's the end.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's how they like, that's how that's how
Speaker 1: they got people before. And then the printing press came
Speaker 1: out or whatever and they're like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, it's like that's like so nasty
Speaker 1: on such a such a human level.
Speaker 4: And they're saying the technology as it currently stands is
Speaker 4: not actually that strong. So part of the reason people
Speaker 4: are complaining about it. This article came out November first
Speaker 4: of this year, last week.
Speaker 3: This is right now.
Speaker 2: I'm going to Kyles dot com right now after this
Speaker 2: and I'm placing some crazy prediction.
Speaker 1: Bet I don't know.
Speaker 4: None of the things that that people are complaining about
Speaker 4: is like their iPhone is giving them incorrect auto correct
Speaker 4: And basically what this article is talked about is the
Speaker 4: idea that Apple is constantly updating trying to fix the
Speaker 4: AI the autocorrect, but they're using the data that they're
Speaker 4: collecting from its failures to do it correctly in order
Speaker 4: to get it more correct. Basically, we are guinea pigs
Speaker 4: for teaching the artificial intelligence to talk for us.
Speaker 1: So I mean that every place you spend time online,
Speaker 1: anything that's.
Speaker 2: Free, it's the product. So what do you think is
Speaker 2: the point? Because I think the reason why it's being
Speaker 2: done is to keep us hooked on iPhones.
Speaker 3: What do y'all think?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think tech in general, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I guess maybe specifically iPhones, but I think just hooked
Speaker 1: on the tech in general. Like it, bro, if we
Speaker 1: can't write, you can't even communicate without this thing. Now
Speaker 1: it becomes even more of a necessity than it already is. Right,
Speaker 1: I think we're in.
Speaker 4: The middle of an artificial intelligence arms race, and I
Speaker 4: think that across the globe everybody. That's what every argument
Speaker 4: war right now is about China. Specifically, the beef that
Speaker 4: the US has with China is that they are holding
Speaker 4: precious metals that are used for advancing some of these technologies.
Speaker 4: All the while China is trying to buy certain technologies
Speaker 4: from the US that that Trump is being like, no,
Speaker 4: you can't have it unless you give us our ship.
Speaker 4: Like it's just people fighting over ways to create artificial intelligence.
Speaker 4: And I think Apple, a leader in technology, is trying
Speaker 4: to be like, no, we will.
Speaker 3: Be uh, we're going to you know, we're just going
Speaker 3: to train our AI on just stuff that everyone where.
Speaker 1: It's where all the money is going. I was just
Speaker 1: reading about how there's a major transfer of wealth from
Speaker 1: like traditional blue chip stocks and stuff like that over
Speaker 1: to like data mining and all kinds of shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's like that's like, that's that's the most precious resource.
Speaker 1: Ye man, it's nasty. This was supposed to be a
Speaker 1: funny conspiracy.
Speaker 3: This is not happen. This was really harrowing.
Speaker 1: We'll start, we'll start and we'll be like, what good
Speaker 1: time we're having, and then lengths will be like, actually,
Speaker 1: I did some research, it's true.
Speaker 3: And then we just of like kind of man, because
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, this is a conspiracy. It's
Speaker 3: kind of fun. You know, I'm saying, like a little
Speaker 3: a low quirky.
Speaker 4: You want to hear something even sadder?
Speaker 3: Why not you're going to tell me anything further? His
Speaker 3: eyes he got his eyes is Christmas. I told you
Speaker 3: to leave, man, brother, I gave you you're out before
Speaker 3: we even started.
Speaker 4: I said, hey, man, get out of here.
Speaker 3: Got his show dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah you wanted to be over here, Bro, We're doing.
Speaker 3: Is not good for us ACKed up, he ACKed up problem.
Speaker 2: But think about it, if I can navigate this flawlessly, yeah, bro,
Speaker 2: you training, Yeah, it's going to be out of this world.
Speaker 4: It's going to be crazy.
Speaker 2: So I don't get canceled after this, and then I'm good.
Speaker 2: Think christ Man, Amen, you're dancing with the devil, that's all.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's better to be good at it than bad at
Speaker 2: it at the risk whatever, at the risk of what
Speaker 2: you're gonna say, what, what's what's the worst part?
Speaker 4: The worst part is it got me thinking about how
Speaker 4: there has been this like a lot of pushback maybe
Speaker 4: you guys have seen it online of AI, specifically of
Speaker 4: black people. They are using black people is like a
Speaker 4: big black lady falling off above fay table and.
Speaker 3: She's like like, look at what black people do influencers.
Speaker 4: It is this black weird sort of yeah, and they
Speaker 4: speak with like ebonics and sort of they are they
Speaker 4: are doing so much work to reinsert narratives about the
Speaker 4: black identity back at us via AI. And I think
Speaker 4: some of the way that they are building that technology
Speaker 4: is by using lem mints of what they collect. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the auto correct.
Speaker 1: Because now it's like so everybody has their profile, right,
Speaker 1: and they sell that so they know exactly who's saying
Speaker 1: what yep, so they can like, oh, this is what
Speaker 1: black people talk like. Let's have them fall down at
Speaker 1: a buffet.
Speaker 4: This is what we think you'll like.
Speaker 2: Man, I want to go back to talking about sucking
Speaker 2: the cemeteries. Man, this really is really get a strip club,
Speaker 2: well specifically what Claremont, the Clairemont Lounge.
Speaker 10: I mean, I think there's a lot of places you
Speaker 10: can go for old women for your what do you
Speaker 10: like younger old like regular my aged women.
Speaker 2: This is what I want to say. It's a pr
Speaker 2: exer like regular age women value You don't value older
Speaker 2: women in work.
Speaker 4: My age.
Speaker 2: Is twenty seven, okay, expectable for me to be attracted se.
Speaker 1: Cool women.
Speaker 4: They're cowards. They don't want to they don't want to
Speaker 4: support small old women. They don't want to see what
Speaker 4: a woman really looks like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want to see the scars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they want to see this fantasy of a woman that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a fantasy like women my age are real. No,
Speaker 2: they are women's as the old ones.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: I think they think they're real.
Speaker 3: Women my age twenty two through thirty. I think two
Speaker 3: are real.
Speaker 4: Real life hasn't put a heart in it on them
Speaker 4: just yet. And that's when a woman becomes a woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So the way I just want to be
Speaker 2: clear what what my instruction is is the way I
Speaker 2: can find a real woman is to exclusively go to
Speaker 2: strip clubs with older one.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 4: I don't think you're gonna find it in this. I
Speaker 4: don't think you're gonna find it in this.
Speaker 3: Heah, why.
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, this is complicated. This is also complicated. We
Speaker 2: have two complicated episodes today.
Speaker 4: We need to take one more break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a voicemail.
Speaker 4: We should do a voicemail together more Ali more, My
Speaker 4: mama told me, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 3: I am under the war door?
Speaker 1: Please help me. You're too much starring in the Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson movie.
Speaker 3: Uh no, we're back. We're gonna do email.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a voicemail. Joel are our lovely producer
Speaker 4: new producer.
Speaker 1: Chicago Zone.
Speaker 4: Chicago Zone loves the movie, Barbershop loves Barbershops. Stands By
Speaker 4: guarantees it loves a gay with a switchblade. She said,
Speaker 4: I guess we didn't talk about any of that on camera. No, No,
Speaker 4: I would say, yeah, you set us up, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: This was confusing.
Speaker 4: Joel sent us, uh some voicemails that you all have
Speaker 4: sent and she she begged me. She said, do the
Speaker 4: love and basketball ball one please? And I am no
Speaker 4: person to turn down a bet.
Speaker 1: So you ever get something to love in basketball?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: What, I don't think, So that's not true. I've I've
Speaker 4: like made out with girls.
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I don't mean I wasn't getting some I think when
Speaker 4: love and basketball, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, but you ever put it on? Yeah, exactly kiss
Speaker 3: a woman you ever got? It was crazy. So we've talked,
Speaker 3: made out. We never kissed the woman in my eye
Speaker 3: take me home. So I grew up in Nigeria, so
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: There's so many like classic black films that I never
Speaker 2: I just never see it. Like I watched some dr
Speaker 2: for the first time three months ago.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: It was really really sad when Chris Brown died because
Speaker 2: I was told he was in so much of that movie.
Speaker 2: He was not in that much of the movie at all.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he's in the first he's in the first five.
Speaker 3: I was just it was marketed to me as he
Speaker 3: was in the home.
Speaker 2: He was crazy in that five man. Yeah, but so
Speaker 2: I actually haven't seen love in basketball. Wait, so you
Speaker 2: grew up in Nigeria with city legos. What here were
Speaker 2: you born ninety eight?
Speaker 1: Hear? Did you get here?
Speaker 3: I got here in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a song the Nigerian song have
Speaker 1: been trying to place? Yes, oh man, It's called Dunfo Driver.
Speaker 1: I am a Dumfo driver.
Speaker 3: Dumo driver.
Speaker 1: So I think, bro, whoa wait, this is like deep,
Speaker 1: such a hit when I was in Africa, and I
Speaker 1: can't find it.
Speaker 3: Anywhere downfall because like our busses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we called, we called it, but you call it Dumfo?
Speaker 1: Who's we I'm serrely okay, okay, we called, but the
Speaker 1: song was like he was like everywhere and I can't
Speaker 1: but he's I'm a Downfo driver. You can't find it,
Speaker 1: you know. I'm good at when I get home, I
Speaker 1: asked my parents and then okay, and he says all
Speaker 1: the places that he goes in the He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: why he says, in the ghetto every day. I was
Speaker 1: born in the ghetto. It's such a good song. I
Speaker 1: can't remember, can't can't find it for the.
Speaker 2: Like you know, I'm gonna find it when I would
Speaker 2: really really, I don't any of you guys, but yeah
Speaker 2: it was you remember them, And I don't know why.
Speaker 3: This is well.
Speaker 1: Name it was a huge hit.
Speaker 2: You can't tell if I actually remember this or if
Speaker 2: like you're imprinting a memory in my brain live right now.
Speaker 1: It was a huge Nigerian hit.
Speaker 4: I know that the only Black American hit about the
Speaker 4: bus is double Dutch Bus.
Speaker 1: That's a good one down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so bad. As we're talking about the Ravens,
Speaker 3: the hit Raven Simone Martin Lawrence movie.
Speaker 2: We got to watch the movie. I don't know what
Speaker 2: you thought to look up what I'm I thought we
Speaker 2: were talking about. I'm pretty sure I think this is
Speaker 2: has nothing to do. You know, Raven Simone was in
Speaker 2: a movie where they were in a bus. I believe
Speaker 2: that double bus running down the street. I think this
Speaker 2: might be a movie about jumblet remakes, but I don't
Speaker 2: know is college road they were they were singing this song.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it wasn't this song because what you just did.
Speaker 1: I didn't care for that.
Speaker 3: That was different, didn't I didn't love it? This guy, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll think that.
Speaker 11: Down the street I'm pretty so bad. I literally returned,
Speaker 11: you're singing it like a Disney Star. It was to
Speaker 11: Disney sing you gotta sing it like the creepiest man
Speaker 11: that ever was.
Speaker 2: I understand now in real time what happened was in
Speaker 2: this movie they did a cover of that song and
Speaker 2: Raven Simone sang it like a Disney star, which she was.
Speaker 3: So that's my memory of that.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 3: This man is wearing that. I don't even know what
Speaker 3: he looks like, and somehow I knew it exactly what
Speaker 3: he looked like.
Speaker 1: I knew he had a turquoise T shirt on.
Speaker 3: He got on a blazer and a T shirt. I've
Speaker 3: never heard the original this is what you was this
Speaker 3: before even our time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like the seventies. I think this is
Speaker 4: a very old song.
Speaker 2: You know what song you should listen to after you
Speaker 2: listen to that is the butt? That song this weeknd,
Speaker 2: that's such a good song.
Speaker 1: Doing the but I'm seen nothing around when but ah
Speaker 1: no love and then and they just say girls who
Speaker 1: got big butts? But it's uh, it was it was
Speaker 1: twerking before.
Speaker 4: It was like before I see. It's like how they
Speaker 4: point to those old like sugar Hill gang and they
Speaker 4: said that's the first rap song. Yeah, this is this
Speaker 4: is the first time a lady turned around and showed
Speaker 4: us ass.
Speaker 3: Wow when that happened. Well, I first was because you
Speaker 3: think we are that is tough.
Speaker 1: That is tough. I don't like.
Speaker 4: Way you keep returning as if my nigga this was.
Speaker 4: This was a song from when people were like pushed
Speaker 4: cars with horses. They didn't even pull them yet they
Speaker 4: pushed them. And you think you think this is of
Speaker 4: my childhood. You're being rude, Ali, you're being rude. This
Speaker 4: talk to me like a man.
Speaker 6: When the came out, I did think we were doing
Speaker 6: the but yeah, I didn't know this I came out,
Speaker 6: so I was like, I don't know, must have been
Speaker 6: in nineteen twenty four.
Speaker 3: Were you guys were in high school.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Like it's brutal, this sucks, man.
Speaker 1: But also I saw the butt in Uh it was
Speaker 1: in school days, man, and they made it look man
Speaker 1: when we the black college media when we were kids
Speaker 1: was school days. The baby baby baby video a different world.
Speaker 1: And this is also maybe because my mom must be
Speaker 1: college when I was a kids, But like they made
Speaker 1: black college look like the I don't think there was
Speaker 1: another time that like focused on that in media.
Speaker 4: I think I didn't understand because my mom also went
Speaker 4: to college while I was a kid, and I didn't
Speaker 4: understand why her college wasn't fun.
Speaker 3: That city college.
Speaker 4: Why how come yours ain't like the one?
Speaker 3: You guys have arms?
Speaker 1: Where's Whitley? Where's Whitley?
Speaker 4: You got no cool vibes with anybody?
Speaker 3: You just drive here and then jackets mom. Funny, I'm
Speaker 3: sitting in these classes with I'm not having any fun. Man,
Speaker 3: Do you remember being a little kid on campus?
Speaker 1: How weird that is?
Speaker 4: Though I used to literally sit in the back of
Speaker 4: a classroom.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we relate on really wild shit. I used to.
Speaker 1: I used to go to daycare on campus, and my
Speaker 1: mom was always having parties and shit like that. So
Speaker 1: I'd be outside of daycare and students would walk past
Speaker 1: and be like, what crazy? I really always been a
Speaker 1: pretty cool guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's yeah. But then I think it was weird
Speaker 3: to explain to the teacher, like why I'm friends with adults.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's a bummer, and now you go to the
Speaker 3: strip club with old women. So I actually think that
Speaker 3: was formatively important.
Speaker 1: I think you're very missing a lot of steps. I
Speaker 1: think you don't understand the strip club with old women.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, you told me this story, and now I
Speaker 3: get it. I'm so knowing. No brother, no, no no,
Speaker 3: no no no no, Like I know it sounds like you,
Speaker 3: which I get it.
Speaker 2: You spent a lot of time on a college campus
Speaker 2: as a kid, and so now like it's just think
Speaker 2: about it, the age difference between you and the women.
Speaker 1: Throughout. I have always like some older ship. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He's saying you you kept your peer group the whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he said you were the woman was looking at j
Speaker 4: Henderson of Pussy. You're the smart guy, dude, smart guy.
Speaker 4: I think we all get it.
Speaker 3: So no, I have not seen love in basketball. Yeah
Speaker 3: it's great. And I'm making my way through the black
Speaker 3: classics right now, so it's I'm living a.
Speaker 1: Lot of them. It's the all stay guy's greatest performance.
Speaker 1: Dennis Haysbert yea, yeah at him one time? Yeah, how
Speaker 1: was he? Man? You mean you know when you meet
Speaker 1: a dude where you're like, oh, you're a dude in
Speaker 1: a different way than I'll probably be Like he was
Speaker 1: just like didn't want to talk to me. He was like,
Speaker 1: they introduced me. He was like, hey, he didn't even
Speaker 1: say Dennis or he's he's got his own nickname.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, damn yeah, cool guy.
Speaker 4: So damn well, we have a love in basketball conspiracy.
Speaker 4: I think you'll find your way through this.
Speaker 3: Okay, figure it out and if.
Speaker 4: It might be more fun that you don't know.
Speaker 12: Oh my goodness. I was not expecting for the Vorst
Speaker 12: message to be that.
Speaker 4: But we have a voicemail out going like we acted up,
Speaker 4: so we don't white remember I say we, and we're
Speaker 4: never going to go back and listen to it, but
Speaker 4: not calling my own voice. Yeah, but we we apparently
Speaker 4: did the wrong thing, and now we get big reactions
Speaker 4: from people about what we did.
Speaker 1: I think we told them to say something nasty or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 4: I think I even did the voice modulator and made.
Speaker 1: Oh man, we gotta bring that back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, we made a mistake.
Speaker 1: Don't let it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I'm locked in say my podcast.
Speaker 12: I said to call in with your conspiracy theory. It's
Speaker 12: not really conspiracy theory. But I do not think Love
Speaker 12: and Basketball is a love movie. It's actually a horror film.
Speaker 12: M I think a dunks on me with a torn
Speaker 12: a c L that I would make him scared to
Speaker 12: jump every for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2: Would straight First of all, we got a hooper. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we need to acknowledge that right now. So
Speaker 2: the plant love and basketball. He tears an a c L.
Speaker 3: And I'm assuming in the final moments of the game
Speaker 3: he like he wins by dunking.
Speaker 13: They're best friends slash basketball players. They are childhood best
Speaker 13: friends and who in high school together, who are.
Speaker 4: Are competitive in basketball as children, and then fall in
Speaker 4: love with each other and they both go to USC
Speaker 4: beauty and they are both like equally I believe so.
Speaker 4: But they're both like equally elite in the sport. She
Speaker 4: is amazing, he is amazing. They are both on track
Speaker 4: to become professional basketball players.
Speaker 3: But the landscape for women's basketball was not what it
Speaker 3: is today.
Speaker 1: Okay that needs to be said.
Speaker 4: It wasn't what it is, and she was having more
Speaker 4: setbacks than he was, and he sort of like was
Speaker 4: ascending faster and more successfully. And then their relationship starts
Speaker 4: to hit the rocks because of the complexities of like
Speaker 4: both like you are you are not paying attention to me,
Speaker 4: you are not wanting me, but also we are still
Speaker 4: in love with each other and not sure what to
Speaker 4: do with that. And then that's where this sort of
Speaker 4: iconic play me for what my heart or your heart?
Speaker 2: I see, I see, I see. That's really romanticautiful man,
Speaker 2: And it's Sona. It's the top Sonan.
Speaker 4: It's it's Sana at her best.
Speaker 3: And she.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty top top. It is my favorite for sure.
Speaker 3: But second yeah, so then what is the dunking with
Speaker 3: the A c L?
Speaker 1: When is that?
Speaker 4: So at one point she is hurt, I believe it
Speaker 4: said is it that she tore her a c L?
Speaker 4: Or he tore his?
Speaker 1: She tore her?
Speaker 4: And then she was like out right yeah, And then
Speaker 4: that's when she wants to play him, and he fully
Speaker 4: like busts her.
Speaker 2: Oh, he just like doesn't hold back, like he just
Speaker 2: plays as if she's like fully treated. Man, your girl
Speaker 2: is right here. She's like, bro, I want to love
Speaker 2: you and you just got to go to the league.
Speaker 2: I actually fully agree with her. That is a horse stom. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: he he plays her like this is like game six
Speaker 2: of the of the NBA Finals and also just said no,
Speaker 2: like you're hurt.
Speaker 3: Here's actually how it know. So it is she is
Speaker 3: she is hurt.
Speaker 4: I think it's that she's hurt. I don't remember I
Speaker 4: had seen her, but I'm pretty sure one of them
Speaker 4: is hurt and they bolt like he plays all out
Speaker 4: and bust her, you.
Speaker 1: Know, because she's hurt, because that's like all she's got, right,
Speaker 1: That's why she's like playing me for Yeah.
Speaker 3: Here's how I know.
Speaker 2: It is a horror story. So I I didn't, like
Speaker 2: I said, grew up in Nigeria. I didn't hoop growing up.
Speaker 3: Great soccer. Yeah, like great soccer.
Speaker 4: Player in soccer A famous Nigerian film.
Speaker 3: Wait, actually I've never heard of. Took me a second.
Speaker 3: I didn't get there. I didn't get there. I'm there now.
Speaker 3: Sex and Soccer. Great movie. But I'm learning how to you.
Speaker 2: Should think of we should all think about, man, because
Speaker 2: like talk about putting the ball in the net.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I.
Speaker 1: Realized you can flip all the hood movies in Africa. Man,
Speaker 1: there's got to be somebody in Nigeria.
Speaker 2: Who's got this out of the podcast because you are
Speaker 2: stealing millions of dollars from our pocket.
Speaker 4: That's fair.
Speaker 3: Stop it, Nigeria and Friday is gonna send all our kids.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you stop the village. It's gonna go hard.
Speaker 1: Bro. Oh my god, Oh my god. Nigerian belly.
Speaker 4: Bro, they do have real big bellies.
Speaker 3: Yes, bro, what do you think who's gonna play African media?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: Like, let me tell you where it gets nasty.
Speaker 4: We got to be optimistic for some staying staying a
Speaker 4: certain level because once we get to African media, that's when.
Speaker 1: We're already making movies like that. There's already content.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, Noll is spectacular.
Speaker 2: Like I think as a kid, he used to I
Speaker 2: used to like take a lot of you know, I
Speaker 2: would make fun of it, but it African cinema is incredible.
Speaker 2: We have filmmakers, no, because that's really what happened. Try
Speaker 2: the technology caught up. You realize that the only thing
Speaker 2: that's stopping so many of these brilliant, brilliant filmmakers is
Speaker 2: literally just resources.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: They understand story, they have the talent, they have the ability.
Speaker 2: It's just being able to get an FX three in Africa.
Speaker 1: And I think we should have more witches in our movies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 4: I think we don't acknowledge how much camp is a credible,
Speaker 4: viable art form. Yeah, and how much that they're the
Speaker 4: the African people making film and television are aware of
Speaker 4: it as part of the culture rather than being like
Speaker 4: we pretend like they're being victims of their own like
Speaker 4: artistic choices.
Speaker 2: And it's not that it's like here the limitations of
Speaker 2: the technology. I think it just makes more sense. You know,
Speaker 2: let's go a low campy with it. Let's you know,
Speaker 2: let's draw the lightning bolt.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, sillylies.
Speaker 4: That's okay.
Speaker 1: So hey, you guys heard it here.
Speaker 3: First, the Jackson's in Nigerian story.
Speaker 4: So you're not gonna believe what Joseph beats Michael Will.
Speaker 3: He is gonna blow your mind.
Speaker 5: God, yo yo, coming to America, reverse going to Nigeria.
Speaker 3: I'm calling anywhere for he's got to call him. No,
Speaker 3: I'm calling him right after man.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so so I'm learning basketball right now.
Speaker 2: So I'm learning basketball right now, and like I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of fun, really really hard sport. Let me
Speaker 2: tell you my goal. My goal is to play at
Speaker 2: the NBA like All Star Celebrity game, gradual.
Speaker 1: Kept going, Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm really tall but.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to that.
Speaker 4: Famously useful height for the NBA.
Speaker 3: A lot of you. I'm like he's shutting six. He
Speaker 3: grew over the summer and he's like getting this crazy.
Speaker 3: So my goal is to play at the celebrity game. Okay,
Speaker 3: Like I'm literally training right now.
Speaker 1: Huh are you fast?
Speaker 3: Fast as hell? I don't want to because I'm fast
Speaker 3: as I can jump, like my vertical verticals like forty
Speaker 3: in like we.
Speaker 1: Don't have to put like let me up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, like.
Speaker 3: Training like every day, but let me tell you, like
Speaker 3: I'll go to some of these runs.
Speaker 2: And my castmate, jordanell Jones, he has a run that
Speaker 2: he goes to all the time, and like he they
Speaker 2: call me disclaimer because what it is, I got a name,
Speaker 2: but let me but let me explain why they call
Speaker 2: me disclaimer because like I pull up, say super, I
Speaker 2: pull up, and I like look athletic, right like I'm buff,
Speaker 2: like clearly, like I play sports, And so Jordan always
Speaker 2: has to give a disclaimer like, yo, this is my friend,
Speaker 2: the can't play disclaimer.
Speaker 3: He looks good, but don't expect anything from him.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's actually it's the nicest thing
Speaker 2: he could ever do, because these guys take it very seriously.
Speaker 2: And so a horror movie ensues because these guys forget
Speaker 2: that I can't play, and all of a sudden, they're
Speaker 2: doing these crazy behind the back passes to me, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even know you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like I'm smoking wide open layups.
Speaker 4: I'm standing here to be out of the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should go to some kind of a camp,
Speaker 1: Like I.
Speaker 3: Mean, look, is there like an NBA All Star Game
Speaker 3: trading camp.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think Leo Shooter is expected, but there's
Speaker 1: probably like a cheaper, cheaper Lea because he.
Speaker 2: Worked on bel Air, so I think, oh, yeah, you
Speaker 2: follow yeah, justin bib okay because I just but I'm
Speaker 2: just saying, like I've had grown men like six seven taller.
Speaker 3: Than my six one obviously just like dunking me. I'm like,
Speaker 3: come on, man, yeah, man.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, when I can't do this, you're realizing now there's
Speaker 1: for some of these men. Ball is like yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like that's like a real.
Speaker 2: Really and I'll be at these runs and I'm like,
Speaker 2: none of us are being paid to do this. I
Speaker 2: want to be that's not I'll here for fun. It's
Speaker 2: a Tuesday night.
Speaker 4: I miss playing basketball more than anything that I've ever
Speaker 4: Like you, I used to. I used to play a lot,
Speaker 4: and then I just have like I have two children.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm looking a hoop of people who
Speaker 3: have like jobs, because again, it's fun.
Speaker 4: And I wish it was.
Speaker 1: I miss it.
Speaker 4: I miss I think part of the reason I don't
Speaker 4: I'm not able to do it anymore is because for me,
Speaker 4: it was always competitive, and so there's a part of
Speaker 4: me that can't just turn it into silly fun. I
Speaker 4: still want to get a running.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, like adult athletics.
Speaker 1: Man, my homie was playing picked up was playing football
Speaker 1: a couple like right before I moved here, so two
Speaker 1: years ago, and I went and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this should be fun. Ups playing football though. Check out
Speaker 1: one of his games. It was like they were more
Speaker 1: competitive than we were when I was playing competitive football.
Speaker 3: Like, it's like not fun.
Speaker 1: You have to be I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: Athletes are adults, not the most fun guy like athletes
Speaker 3: in their zone.
Speaker 1: I remember we seen a couple break up because it
Speaker 1: was it was also co ed Man twenty five and up.
Speaker 1: Maybe flag football. This couple's like breaking up like it
Speaker 1: is like I.
Speaker 4: Go to a gym where people are still imagining themselves
Speaker 4: as athletes in their thirties and forties. That's a tough culture,
Speaker 4: it is, man.
Speaker 3: So I think she's right.
Speaker 2: It's a horror movie because here she is asking the
Speaker 2: man that she loves, like, hey, I feel incomplete, I
Speaker 2: feel broken?
Speaker 3: Can you validate me? And can we play this game?
Speaker 3: And he's like no, I'm finna drop buckets on you.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is that it was inspired by
Speaker 1: true events.
Speaker 4: Man, it's the Chryl Swoop story. Gay now.
Speaker 14: Because she got dunk, so dunk straight out of her
Speaker 14: all right, going the rest of the boyil oh yeah
Speaker 14: there's still more now that.
Speaker 12: Ye yeah, yeah, oh, he would have done fragrantly fouled.
Speaker 12: It's not no love movies, So I wish we would
Speaker 12: stop putting in that category. But that's all I love
Speaker 12: y'all's podcast. You are funny as hell. Oh and my
Speaker 12: name is Ilia, Texas.
Speaker 1: A little drunk like we like it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little drunk, and Alia certainly sounded like that.
Speaker 4: I will say that to take it a step further,
Speaker 4: him dunky on her while she's injured, also with him saying,
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck about your future in a
Speaker 4: way that like is is like permanent, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, Like to injure a person while they're injured,
Speaker 4: it's like, fully, she may never compete again. And he's like, non,
Speaker 4: fuck it, I don't give a ship. Yeah, he saw
Speaker 4: a team USA at the Olympics. Bro, He's done.
Speaker 1: That was right around that, right? Yeah? Was that the
Speaker 1: one with like Lisa Leslie and everybody.
Speaker 4: Lisa Leslie swoops No Cynthia Cooper with the big NBA
Speaker 4: or w NBA star I think at the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a horror movie. It's a film, and it
Speaker 3: parallels my experiences in learning the beautiful game of basketball.
Speaker 3: I'm excited that you get to learn it though.
Speaker 2: That's no I will say, like my my toxic African
Speaker 2: trait is like I love being bad at things because
Speaker 2: it kind of gives me something to overcome, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I think since the show, my life
Speaker 2: has become just like a little too easy, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. It's like, well, like the show's here
Speaker 2: like and now it's like I get to have something
Speaker 2: where I'm like, you know, give me that chip on
Speaker 2: my shoulder.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know my toxic African traders. I'm not afraid
Speaker 3: to fight children. Okay, please, you have the floor because
Speaker 3: we beat our kids. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't have any toxic African traits. He probably does,
Speaker 4: he just doesn't.
Speaker 1: I think if we really combed through it, I bet
Speaker 1: you got some stuff. Maybe, yeah, because like when you
Speaker 1: go there, like you can't realize it's just black people.
Speaker 4: You know, we're all just the same for real, Like
Speaker 4: I just don't have anything to attribute it to. But
Speaker 4: maybe in there somewhere.
Speaker 1: No, you find it.
Speaker 3: You have any like secret second families or anything.
Speaker 9: And that's my business. And now you're you know you're
Speaker 9: right there, You're right anymore, You're so right? Yeah, yeah
Speaker 9: we should sometimes, Yeah, it would be great. Well you
Speaker 9: said you can't turn off the competitive Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 9: not going to take it easy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Hey, by the time we wo A brother used to
Speaker 3: not lan to me. That was crazy, you see that?
Speaker 3: What's so tickets? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is like reverse the jungle. This is
Speaker 1: all we gotta do. Guys.
Speaker 3: We just got to reverse to Africa. We'll call it
Speaker 3: the Nope, I have it. I think is close.
Speaker 4: Ali, this was great. You tell the people where they
Speaker 4: can find you.
Speaker 2: What cool shit You can find me on Instagram at
Speaker 2: Ali show, TikTok at Ali Show on Spotify. Olilton Beller
Speaker 2: Season four is out. Now I got music out. Go
Speaker 2: listen to that and I'm dropping new music. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: go listen to music. Go watch bell Air final season,
Speaker 2: final season season. It's kind of crazy, like we we
Speaker 2: cried the whole time we're shooting this season.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's tough.
Speaker 2: No, Like it's crazy like these I started the show
Speaker 2: when I was twenty two. Yeah, start show when I
Speaker 2: was twenty two, and I feel like I've become a
Speaker 2: young man on this show.
Speaker 1: That's cool though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a true evolution to look fondly on Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a good because most people twenty two
Speaker 1: through twenty seven, I wouldn't want a lot of cameras.
Speaker 4: Man, a lot of regrettable years for me, But.
Speaker 2: You get a regrettable blizzard and like it just it's
Speaker 2: worked out because like I have been hot since I
Speaker 2: was like twenty two, so I've just been allowed to
Speaker 2: be hot the whole time on the show.
Speaker 3: Oh actually, yeah, yeah, I've just been allowed to.
Speaker 1: Shoot your shot, shoot your shot.
Speaker 15: Just I'll put my titties out, and they need to
Speaker 15: I'll do it so I'll watched other season four. I
Speaker 15: do pull my titties up, Bory, what you got titties
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Speaker 1: Come see that other. That's my last date for the
Speaker 1: end of the year. I'm in the house till this
Speaker 1: shit going to Japan. I don't really know. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to figure out to show there right now, but I
Speaker 1: don't know when this comes out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll see Bory in Japan or at his house
Speaker 4: fully closed.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: You can see me on tour December seventh and December seventh.
Speaker 4: I'll be in Cleveland December eleventh, I'll be in Brooklyn
Speaker 4: December twelfth through the thirteenth, East Providence, Rhode Island. And
Speaker 4: December nineteenth through the twentieth, I'll be in Detroit, Michigan.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, shut up. You can follow us. Jesus
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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that when I did it. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: I think it's my mama.
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Speaker 6: Pot.
Speaker 3: Let me know what black movies to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you haven't even got to the B sides?
Speaker 3: Wow, the B sides?
Speaker 1: Oh man, what's that irish one? Well, the guys, white
Speaker 1: guy in the hood, look at the you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. I don't know that one is a
Speaker 1: super fat beach. That's a B side ride with Malik Yoba.
Speaker 1: Man in the hood, come to do no good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have so much studying to do.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 4: It's all great cinema, all really solid. Uh And and
Speaker 4: you can watch those films and see us here every
Speaker 4: every goddamn week. We're not going anywhere. We love you,
Speaker 4: by bitch, Why are you coming?
Speaker 3: Something's going on can smell yo big.
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Speaker 3: Created and hosted by Langston Krik.
Speaker 4: Co hosted by David Bordi.
Speaker 1: Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Joel Monique.
Speaker 4: Co produced by Bee Wayne, Edited and engineered by Justin Kahk,
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