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Speaker 1: You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that

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Speaker 1: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

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Speaker 1: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the

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Speaker 1: most important thing in the world right now, but you

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Speaker 1: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to

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Speaker 1: like you.

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Speaker 2: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ameera is

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Speaker 2: in a swinkie game of trivia for an all expense

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Speaker 2: paid trip to Trivia Island. Yeah, Dane Cook tickets, So

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Speaker 2: call us right now eight eight eight three four three

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Speaker 2: one o six one eight eight eight three four three

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Speaker 2: one oh six one. You can also hit us up

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Speaker 2: in the DMS at the Jubile Show, or you can

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Speaker 2: go to the jubilshow dot com if you want to

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Speaker 2: play Victoria and Now for some fun brain exercises to

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Speaker 2: warm up Victoria's noggin today, see how you're thinking. First

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Speaker 2: word that comes to mind when I say triple dibble

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Speaker 2: whipple whoople, Oh oh, oh, it's like a medical term.

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Speaker 2: It's in gray Dad me the other day it's a whipple.

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Speaker 2: It's a surgery. I think of triple chip.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to get you to say one word.

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Speaker 2: You versus Victoria is coming up right after this The

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Speaker 2: Juill Show.

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: Can I take your order?

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Speaker 1: Am I going to this?

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Speaker 2: Tall Tricks had a large black cock? Large black cock?

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Speaker 1: Do you mean a venty? No?

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Speaker 2: I mean a large? He means AVENTI yeah, the biggest

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Speaker 2: one you've got, venty is large, no vent is twenty Danny, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: large is large. In fact, coal is large and grande

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Speaker 2: is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't

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Speaker 2: mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations,

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Speaker 2: were stupid? And three, it's time for America's favorite trivia game,

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Speaker 2: You Versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own

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Speaker 2: Victoria Romeras in a game of trivia for an all

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Speaker 2: expense paid trip to Trivia Island. Also Dane Cook tickets,

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Speaker 2: and let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria. Jordan.

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Speaker 2: What's up? Jordan?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good? How are you.

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Speaker 3: Great?

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to take on Victoria? I am ready.

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Speaker 2: How do you normally do it trivia games? I'm okay.

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Speaker 3: Usually when I listen to you in the morning, I

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Speaker 3: get at least too right.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well really good. Yeah. One is all you

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Speaker 2: need usually to win. We're gonna send Victoria out of

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Speaker 2: the studio while she's leaving, Jordan. The game is played

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Speaker 2: like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many

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Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,

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Speaker 2: and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay,

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Speaker 2: got it, all right, she's outside. The door is closed.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little worried because she kept walking. Normally she

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Speaker 2: goes outside and just stands by the window, but she

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Speaker 2: sort of went somewhere, so we may never see her again.

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Speaker 2: But that's still a victory for you. All right, Jordan,

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Speaker 2: here we go. Your time starts now. Sure false? Avocados

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Speaker 2: are vegetables.

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 2: What was the original title for Disney's Wally Ooh? How

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Speaker 2: long can a sloth hold it's breath? Twenty seconds? What

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Speaker 3: Given a role in the Notebook because the director thought

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Speaker 3: he was not handsome?

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Speaker 1: Ooh ah, these are hard?

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Speaker 3: How many lyrics are in the Spanish national anthem of fifty?

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Speaker 3: How many states can you see from Chicago's Willis Tower?

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Speaker 2: Four? Okay, I got that, and we'll bring Victoria back

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Speaker 2: into the studio, and while she's getting settled, Jordan, what's

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Speaker 2: something you would like the world to know about you today?

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Speaker 1: Oh? My kids home's sick and he listens every morning

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Speaker 1: with me on the way to school.

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Speaker 3: So he's going to be so bummed when I told

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Speaker 3: him I finally get in.

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Speaker 2: You have motivation and not missing any more days. Headache? Fork,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What's his name? Blake? Blake? Well, I wish

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Speaker 2: Blake the best, Good luck, Blake, Thank you? I feel better, Blake?

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Speaker 2: All right? Victoria, Yes, a mom with a sick child.

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Speaker 2: Just keep that in mind when you well start answering questions.

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Speaker 2: Now you know, how do you want to be? Not

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Speaker 2: much is going through my line these questions. I r

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Speaker 2: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

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Speaker 2: you don't know one, just say pass and you have

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Speaker 2: to beat Jordan outright to win, Victoria, Jordan, you can

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Speaker 2: tell Victoria win.

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Speaker 1: Ago, okay?

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Speaker 2: Now true or false? Avocados are vegetables? Uh? True? What

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Speaker 2: was the original title for Disney's Wally? Uh? I don't

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Speaker 2: know mass. How long can a sloth hold its breath? What?

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Speaker 2: Five minutes?

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Speaker 3: What actor was given a role in the Notebook because

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Speaker 3: the director thought he was not handsome?

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Speaker 2: Was that Tom Cruise the notebook?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Brian Gosling, how many lyrics are in the Spanish

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Speaker 3: national anthem?

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Speaker 2: Five? I was gonna say five hundred.

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Speaker 1: Break.

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Speaker 2: One hundred. Send it over to the scoreboard and see

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Speaker 2: how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer, Brad Jordan,

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Speaker 2: you got one correct?

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Speaker 1: Did I get any? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Victoria also got one correct. It's a tie, but that

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Speaker 2: does mean that Jordan still wins. Congratulations, Jordan's Jordan. You

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Speaker 2: got Dane Cook tickets. Also an all expense paid trip

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Speaker 2: to Trivia Island. You just have to find out where

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Speaker 2: it is and figure out how to get it paid for,

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Speaker 2: and all the expenses are paid.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go over the answers with Nina. Avocados are fruit,

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Speaker 2: so that would be false?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? They indeed?

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Speaker 3: What? The original title for Disney's Wally is trash Planet?

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Speaker 2: What? And hold it bread for forty minutes?

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Speaker 3: The actor given a role in the Notebook because the

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Speaker 3: director the director thought he was not handsome. Is Ryan

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Speaker 3: Gosling knew it? But that director was tripping?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Ryan Gossling not handsome exactly They're like, he's not

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Speaker 2: handsome enough. What to give him the role? If we

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Speaker 2: wanted to, we need an go for the Park Gosling

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Speaker 2: that movie. Anyway, there are zero lyrics in the Spanish

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Speaker 2: national anthem? What wait? And there are?

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Speaker 3: And you can see four states from Chicago's Willis Towers.

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Speaker 2: So good job, Jordan. You didn't ask me that one

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Speaker 2: because you didn't get thank you. That's the lame, Jordan,

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Speaker 2: thank you for playing. Thank you so much. Congratulations? Who

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Speaker 2: play you versus Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,

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Speaker 2: if you want to play Victoria, all you have to

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Speaker 2: do is hit us up in the d MS at

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Speaker 2: the Jewbeil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. Victoria,

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Speaker 2: what are you thinking about? Wait?

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Speaker 3: If there's zero there's zero words in the Spanish national anthem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just an instrumental song. Wait what really? How

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Speaker 2: people sing to it? Aren't your Spanish? They'd make the

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Speaker 2: sounds not really good, not a really good one. What

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Speaker 2: is the Spanish national anthem? Does this sound like? Because

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Speaker 2: anybody ever heard it?

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Speaker 3: I don't mean no, no, Well, well we'll find it.

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Speaker 2: I'm pulling it up.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out, like, do you know

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Speaker 3: what part of Spain your family is from?

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Speaker 2: Though Victoria? No, my mom's family has a crust there.

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Speaker 2: I want to go and find it. That's good called

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Speaker 2: marcha real. Okay, here we go. What you say that?

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Speaker 2: I think I'm playing it? Wait for it, There we go.

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Speaker 2: There are no official lyrics to the song.

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Speaker 3: So that video I heard Bee by.

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Speaker 2: Spain is great. What if they're swearing they were, We

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Speaker 2: should have swearing our national anthem. That'd be way cooler.