Speaker 1: Yeah, what's better than a drama filled Housewives dinner party?
Speaker 1: A drama filled dinner party with a medium one of
Speaker 1: the most iconic dinner parties in Beverly Hill's history. We're
Speaker 1: taking it back to an O G episode where Camille
Speaker 1: tries to make nice by throwing a dinner party at
Speaker 1: her house, but one of her guests has other plans.
Speaker 1: Founder of Barstool Sports and pizza lover and reviewer, the opinionated, polarizing,
Speaker 1: and often controversial Dave Portnoy joins me to serve this
Speaker 1: episode on a silver platter. This is Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills Season one, episode nine, The Dinner Party from Hell.
Speaker 1: I was taking a shower today thinking about whether your girlfriend,
Speaker 1: who is adorable and who I've met, was the one
Speaker 1: who told you to do this and or watched the
Speaker 1: episode with you. No, so she's not a huge Real
Speaker 1: Housewives fan. I like reality TV like that's I'm not
Speaker 1: a huge Like Housewives fan, but I like bad reality TV.
Speaker 1: And why I say bad good? However you look at it,
Speaker 1: so I thought I thought it was a cool idea.
Speaker 1: So no, she didn't have anything to do with it. Um, alright,
Speaker 1: So had you watched the Beverly Hills. Are you current? No? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not current. I mean I watched the episode. If
Speaker 1: that's what you're asking. Have you ever seen an episode? No,
Speaker 1: I've never seen. Most people had all right, this is good.
Speaker 1: So do you think that the show holds up? Because
Speaker 1: I watched an Atlanta episode, in old Atlanta episode, and
Speaker 1: then I watched another Old New York Housewives, and the
Speaker 1: New York one held up in a weird way. That
Speaker 1: Atlanta one seemed dated. So did the Jersey one. So
Speaker 1: I'm just curious if you think that it seemed very dated.
Speaker 1: I think that could have been on like tomorrow, and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have known that it wasn't necessarily real. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm the most perceptive in that regard,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't. I could have seen that being a
Speaker 1: live series, and I would have known the difference. You're
Speaker 1: asking the question. Maybe the chairs at the dinner table
Speaker 1: seem kind of like old, but now that you're asking it.
Speaker 1: But no, I didn't notice anything that made it feel
Speaker 1: like this was from twenty years ago or whenever it was. No,
Speaker 1: except I did think about the answering machine when she
Speaker 1: got that Lisa Vannah Pump's answering machine. I thought I
Speaker 1: would like an answering machine again, remember answering machines? That
Speaker 1: was interesting to me. Yeah, yeah, I didn't even pick
Speaker 1: up on that. I would have even thought this show
Speaker 1: was after answering machines. So who who did you like?
Speaker 1: And who did you not like? Like? Who did you
Speaker 1: connect with any of the characters? Are you anyone in
Speaker 1: this group? Uh? The only one that I thought, for
Speaker 1: the most part was normal, and I'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is somebody that I think is a normal human being.
Speaker 1: Is the one in the pink hold on? Who was
Speaker 1: in pink? Where was she sitting at the her husband
Speaker 1: got k neat in the face by the four year old?
Speaker 1: Oh that she's a maloof you've heard of the brothers
Speaker 1: from I've heard. I didn't realize she has a malouf,
Speaker 1: but of course I know they used to own the
Speaker 1: palms and the kind of kings. I didn't know she's aloof.
Speaker 1: She seemed like, uh, like, what are you doing there?
Speaker 1: Like it seems like she was crying through a skin
Speaker 1: And I actually watching the show, you know, it's sort
Speaker 1: of like, I don't know how real householves work and
Speaker 1: what you sign up for and what you have to do.
Speaker 1: But why would anybody walk into that dinner in the
Speaker 1: first place. It's obviously how much of it's contrived, Like
Speaker 1: they allude to the fact you're bringing that crazy like
Speaker 1: medium lady, who's obviously going to be the root of
Speaker 1: the problem. That was obvious before we even had her.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like why would you The Malouf lady is like,
Speaker 1: why are you there? Like I'm getting excited. This is
Speaker 1: gonna be good. Now you're exciting me because I love
Speaker 1: when someone hasn't seen it. And I was thinking, I
Speaker 1: keep thinking about what you were thinking, And I was thinking,
Speaker 1: the only thing I could say to Day that would
Speaker 1: be interesting is that that was a maloof because he's
Speaker 1: a Vegas sports so he would have So I knew that.
Speaker 1: You that she's a aloof, So whatever that means to you,
Speaker 1: she's a aloof. She's married to a plastic surgeon. They
Speaker 1: got divorced. He married a young hot peace and now
Speaker 1: um he has his own show. Uh it's very popular.
Speaker 1: It's about plastic surgery on e with another housewives husband
Speaker 1: and he's you know, making all kinds of cash and more.
Speaker 1: Famous and relevant, and she was was let go on
Speaker 1: the show, and she's living her own life. So that's
Speaker 1: the aloof And to answer your question about what's stage
Speaker 1: and what's not what you're signing up for, it's very
Speaker 1: topical because Kathy Hilton, who's a Hilton who lives in
Speaker 1: what is you know put and I know her, I
Speaker 1: used to be her nanny, but what is reported to
Speaker 1: be like a fifty million dollar house. She chose to
Speaker 1: walk into The Housewives currently, which is a big question
Speaker 1: that you've just asked, because me, I walked out once
Speaker 1: I already had what I needed and wanted in my life.
Speaker 1: I was not. I was there when I had eight
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in my bank account. So we all know
Speaker 1: why I was there and we all know why I left.
Speaker 1: So someone walking into the Poseidon Adventure ship when it's
Speaker 1: upside down, it's crazy to me and to you, but
Speaker 1: they do because nothing like fame and relevance. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and I mean moves are well known. And as a
Speaker 1: side note, probably my closest interaction with like the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives franchise, So my house that I own in mont Talk,
Speaker 1: the Housewives of Miami rented next door like literally, so
Speaker 1: I can see and I can see what they were doing,
Speaker 1: and I can see that they were redoing scenes like
Speaker 1: they were Something would happen and they'd do it again,
Speaker 1: and they kept it looked extremely staged from what I
Speaker 1: saw across the street. This I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: they seem like they really hated each other. Well they
Speaker 1: I think they really hated each other. And as the
Speaker 1: show's gone on over the years, that was in the
Speaker 1: beginning of that franchise. Now the people are more produced,
Speaker 1: the clue are more produced, the bags, the hair, you're wearing,
Speaker 1: gowns to go, you know, have have have chips and
Speaker 1: dip at five o'clock when no one's there but the girls.
Speaker 1: And back in the day, it was more real in
Speaker 1: the sense that people you could see one of the
Speaker 1: girls were wearing gene shorts during the day like that
Speaker 1: would never happen. Now would be a Balenciaga gown with
Speaker 1: full nails and lashes. And that's kind of also why
Speaker 1: And I like that when it was old school real.
Speaker 1: So this was as real as this series could be back,
Speaker 1: all right, and what what degree, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not a real housewife, but like that whole dinner party, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, that doesn't seem like real life, does that?
Speaker 1: Like let's let's let's call up my friend of these
Speaker 1: and have dinner and then just try to choke each other.
Speaker 1: Like that doesn't seem like a lot of fun, right, Well,
Speaker 1: what it is is that the producers have like a
Speaker 1: white board of ongoing tentacles. It's like an almost family
Speaker 1: tree of drama. So they're saying, we have to get
Speaker 1: these together and when we see those two next time,
Speaker 1: they have to talk about this. And after this dinner party,
Speaker 1: break off two of them on this side and have
Speaker 1: them talk about it, then break the other two. Then
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks will get another big trip
Speaker 1: or dinner party, so the whole thing can boil over.
Speaker 1: And what happens is when you're on it, it is
Speaker 1: real because you're really interacting with these people. So if
Speaker 1: you had to work at twelve different people that you
Speaker 1: can't stand or do like sometimes and it's a zero
Speaker 1: sum game. It's designed to be a zero sum game
Speaker 1: where someone's always winning and someone's always losing. It just
Speaker 1: sort of gets there because you're fucking protecting yourself. You know,
Speaker 1: everybody's there to kill you like survivor. So you're finding
Speaker 1: your own way through those interviews and to try to
Speaker 1: be the one who's not getting killed. So in that one,
Speaker 1: Adrian wouldn't last on the show that long if she
Speaker 1: was like that every week, because then it's like she's
Speaker 1: not part of it. You have to sort of then participate.
Speaker 1: The ones who are smart, dip in like like the
Speaker 1: whole thing on fire, then step out and don't kill
Speaker 1: the party, if that makes any sense. Yeah, what and
Speaker 1: what and like where they dig up the medium, like
Speaker 1: where she comes from, Like so just go find the
Speaker 1: craziest person we can find walking on the street in
Speaker 1: this dropper in the middle of it, or she specially
Speaker 1: friends with good questions. So what happens is like before
Speaker 1: this season starts, the producers want to talk to you
Speaker 1: the most, like really get a sense of what's going on. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going through menopause, I'm going back to cooking school,
Speaker 1: I'm getting my real estate license, i am sucking my
Speaker 1: best friend's husband, whatever it is. And then they sort
Speaker 1: of craft would they think it will go? It never
Speaker 1: goes where they think it will go because different stuff happens.
Speaker 1: But everybody pitches Oh my friend owns catch, my friend
Speaker 1: owns Buddhican. I want to do that. Oh, I think
Speaker 1: it'd be really fun if we do a cooking club.
Speaker 1: Because you have to have story, Dave, So you have
Speaker 1: to have you can't just be a person standing there.
Speaker 1: You have to have a story. So people make up
Speaker 1: fake businesses so it's a story. Otherwise you get fired.
Speaker 1: So it's it's it's a hunger games and staying on
Speaker 1: and having relevance. So a lot of it's that's why
Speaker 1: a lot of it is fake businesses that dissolved because
Speaker 1: you have to have ship going on. So she was
Speaker 1: probably like my friend's medium, and maybe you haven't we
Speaker 1: have her because the friend probably asked, and that's how
Speaker 1: we get there. So you got it, you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: And they read things in the news no, like you're
Speaker 1: gonna be have to talk about your divorce. You'll have
Speaker 1: to talk about this and then you don't want to. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's say you did the show but your girlfriend didn't
Speaker 1: want It would be a problem for you because they'd
Speaker 1: be up your ass. You know, when I came back
Speaker 1: after three seasons of leaving, I was a pretty valuable
Speaker 1: asset at that time, so they allowed me to come
Speaker 1: back and not talk about my daughter or my relationship
Speaker 1: or have them on which is doesn't exist. It's unprecedented.
Speaker 1: It has never happened since. But they just wanted me back.
Speaker 1: But that you've got to show it all, okay. So
Speaker 1: and because you're really into reality TV, the Kardashians is
Speaker 1: produced very produced by them, so they know exactly what's
Speaker 1: coming out of that oven. Even if it looks dramatic,
Speaker 1: they're okay with the level of dramatic. It looks here
Speaker 1: two people from the three people from the same family
Speaker 1: and the Jersey one. They have no control over what
Speaker 1: comes out. So that's how come families divide when doing this.
Speaker 1: So that's just some little inside baseball for you. Okay.
Speaker 1: So now Camille was married to Kelsey Grammer. Do you
Speaker 1: know you know who that is? Frasier Right, So she
Speaker 1: used to be um like an MTV dancer, you know
Speaker 1: how they would have those big dance parties. That's sort
Speaker 1: of a little earlier than your generation, but they have
Speaker 1: was like MTV dance parties in Ka Coon or be
Speaker 1: dancing on the Yeah, like Spring or Break. She was
Speaker 1: a dancer there and then she fell upstairs. So that's
Speaker 1: like why she got the big house and all that stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's her. Lisa vander Propperly, you know who she is.
Speaker 1: She's she has the vanderper Rules exactly. So she and Kyle,
Speaker 1: who want with the long hair, were best friends and
Speaker 1: an argument between them kind of drove Lisa off the show.
Speaker 1: So she's got vander Pump Rules and she's got another life.
Speaker 1: But I think she you know, she would come back in,
Speaker 1: but she might have lost her spot. And then Kim
Speaker 1: is Kyle's sister. She's the one who at the end
Speaker 1: got into the end. That's Kyle's sister. She was a
Speaker 1: child star. Um, I've known her for years and she
Speaker 1: left the show and she suffered with she suffered some
Speaker 1: addiction issues which came onto the show, and they've had
Speaker 1: issues as siblings through the show. So did you think
Speaker 1: One thing I wanted to ask you was when they
Speaker 1: were prodding the woman to give a read, they were
Speaker 1: prodding her, right, Well, yeah, I mean, but who wouldn't
Speaker 1: like you're sitting here with some person who says she's
Speaker 1: a medium and can like see that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't like that ship, but I think anybody around dinner table,
Speaker 1: even without cameras, to be like, yeah, so give us.
Speaker 1: I mean she want shut up about it. She's smoking
Speaker 1: like a cigarette. So yeah, they were asking for it.
Speaker 1: But I think that was a pretty natural thing to
Speaker 1: ask for, right, someone would it would come up, someone
Speaker 1: would ask you about a stock or sports at a
Speaker 1: dinner table, like I'm off the clock, right, totally, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: that was a wild answer to be like I'm off
Speaker 1: the clock, like she wants to talk about and didn't
Speaker 1: want to talk about it, and then she was just
Speaker 1: vicious with it. Well do you want to talk about
Speaker 1: sports and stocks off the clock? And you're never off
Speaker 1: the clock. But I just mean if we had a
Speaker 1: dinner parties, that annoying. No, that's not annoying. I know.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what I talked. I have no interest
Speaker 1: besides that, So what else am I going to talk about? Pizza?
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, all right. So so you feel like
Speaker 1: she's baiting them and she wants to talk about it,
Speaker 1: and this is like a set up in that regard,
Speaker 1: She's Okay, do you believe in this at all? Do
Speaker 1: you believe that they exist? You be they're talking to someone?
Speaker 1: If she got a show made about it, you think
Speaker 1: it's all a scam. I think for the most part
Speaker 1: of the scam, I don't believe any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: So what do you think? It's the Google of the horoscope?
Speaker 1: They don't get anything. Well, she even in the question,
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, do you have to have you gone
Speaker 1: through two marriages? Like she's like, well, I'm on my
Speaker 1: second as you changed the answer. So I just think
Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff. You ask questions that you
Speaker 1: know you can interpret a bunch of different ways, and
Speaker 1: it's no different. I mean there there's all sorts of
Speaker 1: things like not just with I guess mediums or or
Speaker 1: um like fortune tellers or or palm readers. You go
Speaker 1: back to like a nostre damas who like made all
Speaker 1: these predictions and people can connect them now to events
Speaker 1: that they can allude to. You can always kind of
Speaker 1: connect the dots. If you want to believe, right, you
Speaker 1: can figure out a way to believe. If you don't
Speaker 1: want to believe, which I tend not to um, you
Speaker 1: can find ways not to believe. Have you ever done it?
Speaker 1: Have you had to read? Okay, so do you believe? Like,
Speaker 1: don't ask a question you don't want to hear the
Speaker 1: answer to like they shouldn't have asked her if they don't,
Speaker 1: if you don't want to hear about your marriage in
Speaker 1: your life, No, I think there's a kind of a
Speaker 1: little bit of um. And again this is where the
Speaker 1: reality TV, Like, I don't think that happens in real
Speaker 1: life unless you're looking for fights. But if you've just
Speaker 1: met somebody, you know, hey, I'm a medium. A show
Speaker 1: is based on I can see stuff. Hey you see
Speaker 1: anything about me? Yeah, your husband fucking hates you and
Speaker 1: your kids are going to be sick you. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's like a normal human response even if you
Speaker 1: saw it, Like, who would ever say that? Nobody unless
Speaker 1: you're on a reality show. That is like they just
Speaker 1: met and she hit her with like an anvil. So
Speaker 1: that that, to me is just a reality TV of
Speaker 1: trying to create chaos like no one can expect. Oh
Speaker 1: you can read fortunes? Do you see anything for me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna die tomorrow. Like that's that's like not a
Speaker 1: real thing, so you But it's funny because sometimes watching
Speaker 1: these things back, I remember when it was on it
Speaker 1: it was explosive and the woman seemed nuts. But I
Speaker 1: do think they prodded multiple times. They were making fun
Speaker 1: of her for not being on the cloth, like they
Speaker 1: really wanted it, and so they asked for it. They
Speaker 1: got it, Toyota. I mean, she fucking maybe if they
Speaker 1: originally were sitting in a setting where she they asked nicely,
Speaker 1: but they went, oh, you're off the clock. I have
Speaker 1: to I just watched it before he came out. I
Speaker 1: thought that. I thought there was a lead up, like
Speaker 1: there was already starting to be tension and I already.
Speaker 1: I mean, when Frasier's X what what's her name, Camille,
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I'm bringing my friend mediums based on her,
Speaker 1: but she's not gonna do it because she doesn't do that.
Speaker 1: When she's like, it's like, okay, well obviously this is coming,
Speaker 1: because why are you talking about it, and frankly, you
Speaker 1: don't have to say your friend is medium? Like it's
Speaker 1: just felt like a big set up. Got it? Okay,
Speaker 1: it did? But um so I think she asked for
Speaker 1: it and then she did. She did get it. Um
Speaker 1: But that I gotta tell you, the girl had like
Speaker 1: seven drinks. It was fucking insane. They also said that
Speaker 1: that was the lead ups, like once she starts drinking
Speaker 1: like watch out we and they these I don't know
Speaker 1: those martini glasses looked like those were like from Duvall
Speaker 1: Street or Bourbon Street, like those places you go get
Speaker 1: the huge one. So obviously it was all heading to that.
Speaker 1: And I don't know where she got the East cigarette,
Speaker 1: but like, you're gonna get made fun of if you
Speaker 1: start smoking eat cigarette at the dinner table like that.
Speaker 1: So again all kind of played like I thought. She
Speaker 1: was definitely definitely the bad guy, the medium girl out
Speaker 1: of the group. Villain, Yes, the villain, But did you
Speaker 1: know what about the so so COMEDIALE said, you know
Speaker 1: who that is? Right? Do you remember her? I just
Speaker 1: remember I knew I recognized the name. I just I
Speaker 1: put it together during the show. I didn't know it
Speaker 1: till's wife said it. Oh but you remember now like
Speaker 1: you remember back, remember the girl on the O J
Speaker 1: Trial because she was best friend's Nicole Brown Simpson. Right,
Speaker 1: So that seemed very planned. You're you're waiting to say things,
Speaker 1: and I think a good housewife can land that without
Speaker 1: letting everyone know that they have something in your pocket.
Speaker 1: By the way, actors, I've spoken to actors that have
Speaker 1: things in their pockets and then there's when you actually
Speaker 1: get there, you don't use it. You know, so when
Speaker 1: you you're on television all the time, whether it's for
Speaker 1: just being interviewed, you can have stuff in your arsenal,
Speaker 1: but how are you going to use it? And A
Speaker 1: it doesn't always land and be other ship comes up
Speaker 1: and you get caught off guards. So the way she
Speaker 1: said it, she was just like, and believe me, I
Speaker 1: don't work on that. I wasn't on that show, so
Speaker 1: I don't have that's produced. It's a different production. It
Speaker 1: could be entirely different than what I worked on, based
Speaker 1: on the producers, because some producers really stage and some
Speaker 1: producers let you go free. And I would never tolerate state.
Speaker 1: And it shows. So she said something like she's like, oh, right,
Speaker 1: you posed for Playboy, so she knew that. She googled
Speaker 1: her at a time, right, Yeah, she she dropped that.
Speaker 1: Don't like you said, who knows how to produced? But
Speaker 1: it made no sense where it came from, like it
Speaker 1: was everyone's fine. And then she just dropped it. And
Speaker 1: like you said, I mean she dropped it knowing she
Speaker 1: was in Playboy herself, and seemed to be like differentiating
Speaker 1: the types of Playboy appearance is not that like I
Speaker 1: can care less either way, but like, who cares. If
Speaker 1: you're in it, you're in it. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I think no, I think she doesn't think hers is
Speaker 1: the same because she was in a lingerie colle. She
Speaker 1: was in the actual magazine. I do think that that's
Speaker 1: why she she's the dumbest person of all time. Like,
Speaker 1: if you forgot that you were in Playboy, you're a
Speaker 1: certified more. And I'm going to give her the benefit
Speaker 1: of doubt that she did for nobody can be that stupid.
Speaker 1: But Playboy ad Jason, it's like a Playboy. It's like
Speaker 1: a Playboy like something that comes in the mail with
Speaker 1: the fruit basket. That's didn't say Playboy on the cover
Speaker 1: as a branded side. It wasn't Playboy in magazine. It
Speaker 1: was like a Playboy like additional addendum thing without being nude.
Speaker 1: She was in lingerie. That's that's semantics, like you're in Playboy,
Speaker 1: you're in Playboy. But then she split hairs and she
Speaker 1: says it's morally corrupt. She said, yeah, she called him
Speaker 1: morally corrupt. It's like, well that was before she said
Speaker 1: she was in Playboy. No, but she meant, morally, this
Speaker 1: is why I wanted to do this with you because
Speaker 1: of the J. She meant like she's capitalizing on becoming
Speaker 1: famous during the o J trial, imposing for play by.
Speaker 1: No one would have known who she is if it
Speaker 1: weren't for that trial. So the land of infamy landing
Speaker 1: you in Playboy, which is literally the baseline of housewives.
Speaker 1: And in fact, Camille Grammer was a dancer on the
Speaker 1: MTV show I just told him standing on the speakers
Speaker 1: of bikinis and now is in that big mansion with
Speaker 1: the medium and the show because she was married to
Speaker 1: Kelsey Hammers. So we all fell upstairs somehow, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean again that I that is kind of gross
Speaker 1: when you think about it, if like using that the
Speaker 1: fame from that case. But she's certainly not the only one,
Speaker 1: and she's definitely not the most well not. I mean,
Speaker 1: the Kardashians are like known because of that case, so
Speaker 1: you think that, but they're not most known. You think
Speaker 1: like it's all combination. It's that like Chris, I mean,
Speaker 1: the lawyer for o J. Right, yeah, that like that's
Speaker 1: started then, No, that's not most known. Kim did her
Speaker 1: sex tape and then somehow Chris launched that into like empire,
Speaker 1: which I've always said, like, you gotta give her credit
Speaker 1: because there's been a million sex tapes that haven't turned
Speaker 1: its empires. But without the sex tape, the empire doesn't exist, right,
Speaker 1: But you think it's a vortex because I think that
Speaker 1: there was a relevance. There's certain like people that have
Speaker 1: like l A relevance, like Beverly Hills relevance, the Hilton,
Speaker 1: Kathy Hilton used to be more l A relevance until
Speaker 1: she went on the show. There's a whole group and
Speaker 1: Chris Jenner was friends with Kathy and they also to
Speaker 1: go out with with Bruce and the couples years ago,
Speaker 1: and Kardashian was part of that group and o J.
Speaker 1: So that's like sort of l A relevant still making
Speaker 1: it into the paper sometimes. So you take that, you
Speaker 1: add a little salt and sugar, You add being friends
Speaker 1: of Paris and dating Nicola and putting that into the media,
Speaker 1: and then add the tape. Now here we are so
Speaker 1: but so that was Faye too. She was in that
Speaker 1: group and she was best friend in Nicole and I
Speaker 1: guess did capitalize on that and being in play Boy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that's true. I guess that's how she became
Speaker 1: more known being in that trial. So you think that, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a line. I don't know if that's there's a
Speaker 1: line I would judge it. And again it's it's I
Speaker 1: feel like that was so long ago, but that's a
Speaker 1: pretty common occurrence, you know, like like now people capitalize on,
Speaker 1: whether it be tragedies, big events whatever. I mean, I
Speaker 1: still remember guys like and not that you're best friends,
Speaker 1: like Kato Kalin, Like exactly the fact I remember that name.
Speaker 1: That's everything that became not just you almost forget that
Speaker 1: someone was brutally murdered and it becomes like, Hollywood, that's
Speaker 1: so true. Exactly, that's so true. That's exactly. That was
Speaker 1: a great point, do you who? But based on the
Speaker 1: potentially moral corruption and the bullshit about the lingerie thing,
Speaker 1: who won that point? All right? So I I was
Speaker 1: on phase side because she didn't bring it up, like
Speaker 1: you know, and that was a long time ago. So um,
Speaker 1: Frasier's wife brought the like she threw the first punch.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, you're in Playboy too, so like shut up,
Speaker 1: Like to me, that's like, all right, you doesn't the circumstances.
Speaker 1: While you look back, it's like, well one was this
Speaker 1: one was that It's like, if you're gonna say it,
Speaker 1: you better not have been in play Boy yourself, right, totally,
Speaker 1: And these are the things I would say that. There's
Speaker 1: a line that I had in one of my openings,
Speaker 1: which was, if you're going to take a shot at this,
Speaker 1: be better not miss. With the Housewives, if you're going
Speaker 1: to take a shot, you fucking need to land it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: seem of miss Punchers Exactly. You need to land the
Speaker 1: shot because everything becomes something else. And then you open
Speaker 1: up Pandora's. But if you're going in you know how
Speaker 1: it is, you gotta kill the person. Yeah, otherwise it
Speaker 1: opens up a whole other fucking ball wap. What about
Speaker 1: Camille saying she thinks Kyle's jealous? Don't you have a
Speaker 1: beautiful girlfriend who's like, you know, got it all and
Speaker 1: got you and you guys have a great life, it seems,
Speaker 1: and it seems to me like it seems to have
Speaker 1: a chill, normal relationship. Um, what do you think of
Speaker 1: girls saying other girls are jealous? You think that she's
Speaker 1: do you think that that's normally the case so it's
Speaker 1: just something that idiots. I think jealousy is like a
Speaker 1: real thing, but I don't know what. I only watched
Speaker 1: that one show, and I heard Camille at one point
Speaker 1: be like, I have this closet full andre that I
Speaker 1: just danced around in front of the mirror and make
Speaker 1: my self feel good because I'm always alone. That does
Speaker 1: not seem like a life that anybody would be overly
Speaker 1: jealous of. So I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 1: would be jealous of Commu that I thought she was
Speaker 1: the least person to be jealous of on the show.
Speaker 1: So no, I don't think she's jealous of her unless
Speaker 1: I'm missing something totally out of the ordinary. It looked
Speaker 1: like she was a pretty lonely person. And Taylor, the
Speaker 1: one who I didn't I couldn't understand what that second
Speaker 1: argument was about. Did you not know? I had no
Speaker 1: idea how it looked like something that you're talking to,
Speaker 1: the one the Kyle's sister who went home in the
Speaker 1: limo alone like she just got voted off the Bachelorette verse. Um, yeah, yeah, Taylor,
Speaker 1: I don't even know that. I didn't Taylor, I didn't
Speaker 1: even hear speak the entire episode, so that just looked
Speaker 1: like they had um wars before. She also looked Taylor
Speaker 1: just about the most upset of any of them, like
Speaker 1: they had a little screen in the back, like she
Speaker 1: was really upset with that fight, which I have no
Speaker 1: idea where that none. It's kind of like if you've
Speaker 1: seen that movie Anchorman with Will Farrell, like the different
Speaker 1: it's like the different news organizations are all just fighting
Speaker 1: each other and you don't even know who's fighting. They're
Speaker 1: picking up different weapons and everybody. That's kind of what
Speaker 1: that table felt like, just everyone jumping at each other.
Speaker 1: So what happens a lot? You'll find this People come
Speaker 1: on the show with their spouse together and then a
Speaker 1: year later get divorced because maybe they was like having
Speaker 1: a baby, let's do something different, or we're trying to
Speaker 1: save our marriage, or we're broke or we need this.
Speaker 1: It happens a lot, or someone just breaks up and
Speaker 1: comes on, Like it's a lot of relationship stuff. Yolana
Speaker 1: hadid came on with Dave Foster, the you know singer,
Speaker 1: I mean the music the big music producer, and marriage
Speaker 1: ended really quickly thereafter. Kelsey was on for like the
Speaker 1: first episode with Camille and sometimes you think that that
Speaker 1: person might have had a relationship going or they were
Speaker 1: having problems, and it's sort of like a parting gift,
Speaker 1: like give her something to fucking do? Does that make
Speaker 1: any sense? So she came on and in the very
Speaker 1: beginning they were like the beginning of when the show started.
Speaker 1: There in a bit, she's in a big ball down.
Speaker 1: So they shot them going in the limousine to New
Speaker 1: York and I think all the girls were there, and
Speaker 1: that sort of enters her package on the show. And
Speaker 1: I guess there's a preceding comment where Camille was saying
Speaker 1: that Kyle indicated or said, oh, why would they want
Speaker 1: you if Kelsey wasn't here? Because I guess they were
Speaker 1: invited to something and that I mean, that would make
Speaker 1: sense that Kyle might think it or well why would
Speaker 1: they like why would why would she be on the
Speaker 1: show if it wasn't if she wasn't married at one
Speaker 1: point to Frasier, right and has the money from Fraser
Speaker 1: and yeah, and also know there was like another event
Speaker 1: I guess that they were all going to go to
Speaker 1: on the show, and the the the accusation is that
Speaker 1: Kyle made it belittled her on her own that she
Speaker 1: like sort of needed Kelsey to be invited to something.
Speaker 1: But I frankly think like you think she needed Kelsey
Speaker 1: to be invited on this show and probably a lot
Speaker 1: of that stuff. A lot of people are still why
Speaker 1: is her name still Camille Grammar? Right? Yeah, I'm saying
Speaker 1: people recognition, right exactly, You're still the name. Oh kay,
Speaker 1: So that that's what that argument was about. But um,
Speaker 1: do you think it's a would you ever do a
Speaker 1: reality show with your girlfriend? No, not that one like
Speaker 1: maybe The Amazing Race or something where like you're working
Speaker 1: together that when you just said like a lot of
Speaker 1: the couple's relationships break during the show, Yeah, no, ship
Speaker 1: like most like psychologically like it's just again, you have
Speaker 1: to go to an event like that, Like I don't
Speaker 1: hang out with people I don't like, Like that would
Speaker 1: be I would never do that. Like if my girlfriends like,
Speaker 1: we have to do the show and by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to start hanging out with people
Speaker 1: you despise, Yeah, the relationship would end pretty quick because
Speaker 1: I would never do that. There's always a number. What's
Speaker 1: the number for you to go on the h House?
Speaker 1: I think there's a number is always how many episodes?
Speaker 1: Is it? It can be if it's how long are
Speaker 1: they gonna be tracking me and camerason? Is it everywhere? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's no, it's it's four months out of the year.
Speaker 1: It feels like twelve because you're constantly talking about it
Speaker 1: and promoting it and what ever. But it's four months
Speaker 1: of literal shooting with some pickups and it's probably in
Speaker 1: your case, three days but not all day, like this dinner,
Speaker 1: this breakfast, whatever, three three times a week that they'd
Speaker 1: capture some long days and then you have to go
Speaker 1: on a trip und millionay not not not It always
Speaker 1: is literally not not a penny less. Wow, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: getting up there in years. Like so every second I
Speaker 1: spend doing something I don't like has a definite cost
Speaker 1: to it. And like I don't even know what I
Speaker 1: do with that extra money, but it would be too
Speaker 1: much for me not to take that. It has to
Speaker 1: be so ridiculous, Like, all right, I guess I'll have
Speaker 1: to do it. Then a hundred million and that's for
Speaker 1: four months as many episodes as they can crank out.
Speaker 1: They can do whatever they want. There there, I'm there
Speaker 1: is for four months. Okay, I love it all right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm right there with you. By the way, they want
Speaker 1: me back really badly. My number is not that high,
Speaker 1: but it's a fucking number. Um okay. And what do
Speaker 1: you think about what was said to Kyle? Like how
Speaker 1: she handled it? How that what the medium said to her? Yes?
Speaker 1: Why what she said? Two things? Didn't she say something
Speaker 1: about the marriage and then she said something else? I
Speaker 1: forget she said two things like, oh is this your
Speaker 1: second marriage? And something about your kids. Oh, when your
Speaker 1: kids get older, you're not gonna have anything going on
Speaker 1: in your relationship. Your husband's tired and like bored of you. Basically,
Speaker 1: I think is what the medium said. And once the
Speaker 1: kids are gone, like you're you're going to be lifeless.
Speaker 1: And by the way, every single woman feels that way
Speaker 1: and every single man. I mean, I'm not even saying that.
Speaker 1: That's that You're right, it's like a horoscope. You could
Speaker 1: attach that to any couple in America. Yeah, right, if
Speaker 1: if somebody said that that, I didn't know the medium
Speaker 1: even if you're asking that would have anchored me got
Speaker 1: up and left. You are really violent? Would you be
Speaker 1: self caught? Like if you wanted to grab somebody by
Speaker 1: the hair on that show and you were getting paid njremillion,
Speaker 1: would you give a ship like if you were in there,
Speaker 1: would you be calculated or you just be exactly you are?
Speaker 1: Not give a good fund? Doesn't exactly who I am? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do I care? Is I think anybody as you're describing,
Speaker 1: which I don't really get obviously the loof angle of it,
Speaker 1: um like why should go on? I guess the fame angle,
Speaker 1: but like I don't. I'm not for me personally. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be going on to get more famous. And I
Speaker 1: don't care if I got like boot like I I
Speaker 1: play with in the rules as long as I got
Speaker 1: the money. So I you know, those are probably the
Speaker 1: best characters who don't care. Nobody on that show doesn't care.
Speaker 1: You'd be amazing. That's the ironic part about it. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty decent too, You're pretty Teughlent. I am like you,
Speaker 1: but I think about you a lot in business because
Speaker 1: I wonder, like, do you really not like how many?
Speaker 1: If there's a hundred comments about you, and it's in
Speaker 1: different places, but let's say it's like a neutral place,
Speaker 1: not where everyone loves you, not where everyone hates, you
Speaker 1: know how it's the left, the right, fox or seeing
Speaker 1: if there's the neutral place. And there are a hundred
Speaker 1: of comments, how many are positive and how many are negative?
Speaker 1: And do you give a shit about it? Most are positive? Um,
Speaker 1: and but the I know it's hard to this goes
Speaker 1: against what you just said. The really animated people tend
Speaker 1: to be politically who comments. But we tend to be
Speaker 1: politically driven either the ones who love me the most
Speaker 1: and the ones who hate me the most, And those
Speaker 1: are like outliers, normal people. They're like, yeah, we like Barcel,
Speaker 1: we like Dave, and you know, the reception if I'm
Speaker 1: out in the street, it's always positive, people saying hello.
Speaker 1: So it's mostly positive. But again even in comments, those
Speaker 1: are like not really like, I don't leave comments on
Speaker 1: random people, you know, so it's not like the real
Speaker 1: people to begin with. That's what I want to say.
Speaker 1: The people who take time to leave a negative comment
Speaker 1: don't reflect the normal population. People like time take time
Speaker 1: on Instagram, on TikTok in particular. That's a certain kind
Speaker 1: of crazy person. Yeah, it's like the old talk radio,
Speaker 1: like you know, back in the day Boston, Like talk
Speaker 1: radio is huge. It was like the number one city
Speaker 1: for sports talk radio, and you have like I don't know,
Speaker 1: millions of people listening and point zero zero zero one
Speaker 1: calling and the callers are crazy. So it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: That's okay, Well that's that's that's helpful. I like that.
Speaker 1: I'm always amazed. Like in in our world, you get
Speaker 1: so caught up it's easy to like see comments and
Speaker 1: social media, and then you go out to the real
Speaker 1: world and people don't even know, Like you think you're
Speaker 1: in some knockout, drag out fight. Like people don't even know.
Speaker 1: They're like, what are you talking about? I have no idea,
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean? Well, by the way, and
Speaker 1: different on each platform, you could be a full TikTok
Speaker 1: Twitter thing that came out and you think you're in
Speaker 1: a war, like and you've been being taken down. Then
Speaker 1: you walk out into the other room of Instagram or
Speaker 1: the real world and and and you're doing deals and
Speaker 1: know what you're thinking, Oh, you're not gonna not want
Speaker 1: to do this deal, and they're like, what the are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Talk the same it's a world. They're
Speaker 1: all worlds onto themselves, and radio is another world, and
Speaker 1: podcasts another world. Very interesting also that people don't realize
Speaker 1: so Taylor, by the way, they do some preview talking
Speaker 1: about she says in a preview that she's a victim
Speaker 1: of domestic violence, and I think it came out that
Speaker 1: she was at home too in her own marriage. If
Speaker 1: that happened, you're going through a lot in your personal
Speaker 1: life obviously leading up to it. It's not like that
Speaker 1: just happens out of clouds. And then you put all
Speaker 1: these combustible people in a room and I guess it
Speaker 1: gets nasty. But I always also wonder why those people
Speaker 1: would go on television. It's like too tempting, that's how
Speaker 1: tempting famous. So the first season of Jersey, Teresa, who
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard of and Joe went on together,
Speaker 1: she's paying for all the furniture and cash. And then right,
Speaker 1: so there's one example. Okay, Then there's another woman, Erica,
Speaker 1: who's on the current Beverly Hills show, and I actually
Speaker 1: knew her. I've met her ex husband, her ex husband
Speaker 1: through someone. And she's the most expensive that's ever been
Speaker 1: on wearing the most jewelry. Has a song, It's expensive
Speaker 1: to be me talking about money, and it's fifty a
Speaker 1: month to do glam and like she's about money, like
Speaker 1: I have some money, not maybe you money, but I
Speaker 1: have money. But I'm not on the show. I'm a person.
Speaker 1: I have nice things. I'm talking. I don't show my
Speaker 1: arms bags, It's not who I am. So she's talking
Speaker 1: about money and then she her husband gets in legal trouble,
Speaker 1: massive legal trouble about the money from the plane crash
Speaker 1: victims going to her expensive lifestyle. This is all alleged.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where the cases right now, but
Speaker 1: I'm just saying this is a person that her husband.
Speaker 1: I knew that he was going through some crazy ship
Speaker 1: from my ex who was also in that business, saying
Speaker 1: he owes everybody money and he's he's a scam. You know,
Speaker 1: he's a scam art. So it's interesting and I can
Speaker 1: tell you, sadly ten more stories like that. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like you said, it's fame, fames and intoxicating drugs. No
Speaker 1: different than people going on The Bachelor, people going on
Speaker 1: any of these reality TV shows for fame. I think
Speaker 1: that it if that's the primary motivation, which it is,
Speaker 1: it changes a lot. Like for me personally, I never
Speaker 1: intended to be like no, like I started barcel as
Speaker 1: a business and I want to make money and do
Speaker 1: something I like. But it wasn't like the fame part
Speaker 1: of it came very slowly and very organically, and like
Speaker 1: I it's not. I'm much more on the business, Like
Speaker 1: I don't consider myself like an influencer, really consider myself
Speaker 1: a business guy. That's kind of how I look at myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do too, I do too. But you you've created
Speaker 1: a gro culture that is really successful. Like they're the
Speaker 1: mom we have literally the marriage of audiences, Like I've
Speaker 1: got the moms, like the cool moms that are married
Speaker 1: to the bros. Like I know you're young guys in
Speaker 1: all ages, but like my moms are edgy moms married
Speaker 1: to those bros. Like it's very interesting, um, And it's
Speaker 1: funny that you mentioned Malouf because listen, when you have
Speaker 1: airs to a fortune, just like succession, you never know
Speaker 1: where the money goes. And a lot of these people
Speaker 1: that have been on these shows rent the cars, the
Speaker 1: car the ferraris are rented, or at least the houses
Speaker 1: they're renting or don't own or friend lends it to them.
Speaker 1: You always find out someone's always in bankruptcy, always being
Speaker 1: cheated on. There's always some shady numbership. It's never on
Speaker 1: these shows what it looks like that. Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 1: I believe because they rented the house next to me,
Speaker 1: so I'm sure they didn't say that was like a
Speaker 1: rented house in the Hampton's when they went exactly so
Speaker 1: big exactly. And another thing you'll find interesting because we're
Speaker 1: talking about fame. There are many actresses now, particularly in
Speaker 1: the Beverly Hills, really all in Beverly Hills. So you
Speaker 1: have Garcella Buvet actress, Lisa Rana, actress, Kyle Richards, actress
Speaker 1: Kim who was on that show who's not on now
Speaker 1: but likely we'll go back Denise Richards. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: know actresses. So now you have actresses on reality television show.
Speaker 1: That's another interesting dynamic. A they maybe didn't pop to
Speaker 1: the level they wanted to acting career, but by stay
Speaker 1: in the headlines. Yeah, and it stays in the headlines.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean reality, be a successful on his
Speaker 1: a cheap code to fame fortune and you can parlay
Speaker 1: it into other stuff. But what about being a good
Speaker 1: actress on a reality show? Is that the that's the
Speaker 1: juxtaposition of all time, right, yeah, yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. If you're good at that, that's an extra
Speaker 1: ski Oh, that's that should be helpful in this in
Speaker 1: this arena um. All right, well, I won't keep it
Speaker 1: too much longer, but I could talk. I love I
Speaker 1: love your take, and I love doing this with people
Speaker 1: who who haven't seen it because it's just like watching
Speaker 1: a whole group of creatures in the zoo that you
Speaker 1: don't understand. So do you think who won the who
Speaker 1: won the episode? I mean it's it's not the greatest answer,
Speaker 1: but the maloof and and to me, vander Pump won
Speaker 1: it by just not singing totally insane like. Those are
Speaker 1: the only two that to me came out like all right.
Speaker 1: They seemed to be fairly normal people, like the vander
Speaker 1: Pump like she she seemed witty and quick, like an
Speaker 1: intelligent person. The Malouf I just thought didn't want any
Speaker 1: part of it. The others all just seemed totally psycho
Speaker 1: Like Chyle seems psycho to Yeah, she seems psycho to me,
Speaker 1: interesting because she's in the middle of it all because
Speaker 1: you're engaging in craziness, like got it? Okay, now again,
Speaker 1: it's hard because, like I get that it's the real
Speaker 1: house wise, and I get you have to go to
Speaker 1: the dinner, But if you hate this woman so much,
Speaker 1: why are you going to the dinner like that? Which
Speaker 1: I know you have to go? Walk out? Yeah, right, yes,
Speaker 1: walk out. They'll shoot you walking out. Walk yeah, walk
Speaker 1: the funk out. I've walked out. I've yeah, I've walked.
Speaker 1: I've done it all because the best thing to do
Speaker 1: is do real right. Well that I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: you didn't look crazy. But she was the center of
Speaker 1: the drama for the most part, her and the h
Speaker 1: what's her face? The frasier and to the fame point
Speaker 1: in the walkout point, if I'm fay reis the owner
Speaker 1: of the homes best friend or very good friend? She
Speaker 1: said she's a very good friend. Is the medium who's
Speaker 1: talking about me and I don't like it, And she says,
Speaker 1: so leave. I think I would say, fine, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: If I'm fay I'm staying as a guest in someone's home,
Speaker 1: and you would you wouldn't you leave if you were Fame?
Speaker 1: And she said to leave? Yeah, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: not to spite her. Yeah, you have like two legs
Speaker 1: you walk out the whole thing. I yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: maybe i'd leave. I probably want to show it up.
Speaker 1: But it's again, it really did, which is reality TV show.
Speaker 1: But like I knew what was basically coming before it came,
Speaker 1: Like I knew that medium was going to give a
Speaker 1: bad reading to somebody get drunk and be the evil
Speaker 1: person versu the others, Like that was obvious it was coming. Um,
Speaker 1: so it just felt super scripted. And was Camille, do
Speaker 1: you do you care about being someone being the host?
Speaker 1: Like do you believe in that ship? Like the Camille
Speaker 1: was bad host because she invited people to her house
Speaker 1: and then ambushed them with that question you guess your's
Speaker 1: your house you've invited? She was a bad host, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: definitely was a bad host. Okay. And then if you
Speaker 1: had to pick a rose and thorn of the episode,
Speaker 1: what was it the best and the worst? Like it
Speaker 1: could be bad that you liked it, but just the
Speaker 1: thing that you liked the most about the episode and
Speaker 1: the thing you did just like, yeah, one of the
Speaker 1: girls walked into a plant leaving, which I thought was
Speaker 1: funny in the back, uh, and it was very like
Speaker 1: I don't know what they were doing to the poor
Speaker 1: girl who's just alone in the limo. Like I said,
Speaker 1: that felt very bad Solorette um And I mean I
Speaker 1: thought the medium girl, as much as I've given her
Speaker 1: thorn as she was the most entertaining part of it
Speaker 1: kind of like a train wreck. It's like, is this
Speaker 1: person even real? Like is that if I met her
Speaker 1: in the street, is she going to be just as
Speaker 1: insane as she was there? And like, who would actually
Speaker 1: base a TV show on this person? Well? No, but
Speaker 1: she also is hired in cold case like in cases correct,
Speaker 1: which also is quite scary. We're gonna have to find
Speaker 1: more about that. Five. There may have been some um
Speaker 1: white lies being told there. Oh okay, imagine seeing this
Speaker 1: woman and being like, we're gonna base a TV show offer.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you nuts? After that? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I was wondering how it affected her career. By the way,
Speaker 1: a hundred person that I'm thinking, you're the police department
Speaker 1: of wherever and you're gonna hire that. But I bet
Speaker 1: that happens all the time. But they hire people that
Speaker 1: are supposed to understand like handwriting and body languae and
Speaker 1: all this ship And it's probably all about I bet
Speaker 1: there's some people out there who saw this in is like,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting way to describe what she's done for us.
Speaker 1: Like I, I I do not really believe. She's too crazy
Speaker 1: for me to believe anything she says. You're you help
Speaker 1: catch serial killers? No you don't. Well no, remember when
Speaker 1: ray J said something during this the Kim tape thing,
Speaker 1: and he said something about the fact that the lie
Speaker 1: detective person was a scammer. The thing is, I know
Speaker 1: so many chefs, I know so many event planners, so
Speaker 1: many social media people, so many publicists, so many everything.
Speaker 1: I really don't know that many lie detector test people.
Speaker 1: And I don't know that many mediums that catch me.
Speaker 1: So if anybody says they do that and I need that,
Speaker 1: I'm hiring whoever said they did that, right point? Do
Speaker 1: you know, Like I mean, she trying to catch a
Speaker 1: serial killer is like serious business? This this woman is
Speaker 1: not serious business. I don't know what she is, but
Speaker 1: she's not somebody that I would want to waste my
Speaker 1: time like spending more than three minutes thinking. But like
Speaker 1: you said, maybe everybody in that space a little bit loopy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd find that hard to believe now,
Speaker 1: not according to her, Like, I'm sure she caught everybody,
Speaker 1: but but how does she get to work for police
Speaker 1: departments if she never caught anybody? Has got a show
Speaker 1: made about her. I don't know that I believe any
Speaker 1: of it. All right, if she's caught a serial killer,
Speaker 1: we have to have her on one of your podcasts
Speaker 1: if she actually but again I need it like pea, like,
Speaker 1: yeah she did, we hired her. I see a pace
Speaker 1: not not. You know her story. I don't trust anything
Speaker 1: she says. All right, how much would you bet I'm
Speaker 1: not betting you, but how much would you bet that
Speaker 1: she hasn't actually caught a serial killer? That I know?
Speaker 1: I like five grand? I mean just betting on her
Speaker 1: being a liar? Basically, Okay, we're betting five grand. I
Speaker 1: don't know who you're betting. I have a feeling maybe
Speaker 1: like in some capacity she walked past the police station
Speaker 1: and saw maybe somebody getting rest is like, oh I
Speaker 1: knew what he did. Like, it's just it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be what she said. There may be some way, some hints,
Speaker 1: but it's not like she sat down went to her
Speaker 1: me d zone is like the serial killer is hiding
Speaker 1: in a storage locker three states away. No way like
Speaker 1: a movie. Okay, all right, Well, first of all, a
Speaker 1: hundred million to go on the housewives. Please let me
Speaker 1: take a commission. I'll go on with you if I
Speaker 1: even if I take the commission, the ten percent commission,
Speaker 1: I'll go on with you to that's the second deal.
Speaker 1: And then um maybe fifty maybe I don't know, manages.
Speaker 1: We'll have to negotiate that united on the side tent
Speaker 1: between ten and is what i'd like, and we can
Speaker 1: split brand deals and anything comes out of it. Um,
Speaker 1: sure Bravo will go bankrupt after paying us a hundred million,
Speaker 1: but whatever it's gonna go, we'll see. And then um
Speaker 1: five thousand. If the woman has ye that that's what
Speaker 1: they should have done at the tape. Once she's like,
Speaker 1: they'll be like tell us, tell us more like you
Speaker 1: already caught him, so you can say whatever you want,
Speaker 1: like tell us what you did. Oh yes, By the way,
Speaker 1: most serial killers are like no, like if you're a
Speaker 1: serial killer, like you know who that person is generally,
Speaker 1: so there's not like a ton of cereal killers like
Speaker 1: and they all become whether like the Dahmer things out
Speaker 1: now that's getting but like you generally know when a
Speaker 1: serial killer is caught because they're a serial killer, and
Speaker 1: that's what you would have done. Yeah, like who who?
Speaker 1: Who was a serial killer you caught and give us
Speaker 1: the details and everything like that, because my guess is
Speaker 1: you don't have them. You know. It's funny that was
Speaker 1: like a decade ago. I can't wait for them to
Speaker 1: call her right now ten years later. She's like, we
Speaker 1: don't know what the show is still on. I doubted
Speaker 1: it is. She's like expired and now we're just dredging
Speaker 1: this up again, like we like um. That was the
Speaker 1: best part of the whole thing that made me so
Speaker 1: incredibly happy. Dave. Guess what, Dave. I used to have
Speaker 1: a sign. I sold it with my old apartment. It
Speaker 1: was neon behind me and it said I know it all.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you. I've never said to another person
Speaker 1: that they should have the I Know it All signed.
Speaker 1: It was in lower case, so it's not loud as
Speaker 1: I know it all. I think you should get Foster's
Speaker 1: claim to make in public I catch serial killers. Now
Speaker 1: you don't like you just don't like it because that
Speaker 1: would have been episode two. That would have been when
Speaker 1: you get two episodes out of one that would have
Speaker 1: been definitely a TB continued, if you had said that,
Speaker 1: we would have been checking that fucking awesome. You're the best.
Speaker 1: I love that you did this. Thank you, M