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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Listen, GOLDBERGA, let's get right

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Speaker 1: to it. America's favorite game show. Stupid Internet Question. It's

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Speaker 1: the game where we ask you the question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: debating on the dot com today. What is today's stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet question? I'm glad you asked because I'm Whoope Cushion Goldberg.

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Speaker 1: And today's stupid Internet question is this. If you are

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Speaker 1: going to a deserted island, what three things would you bring?

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Speaker 1: Call us up eight to eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one, text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: If you're going to a deserted island, what three things

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Speaker 1: would you bring? Jeff? I bring a knife or something sharp,

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Speaker 1: something to start fires with, and a journal, one a penn. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well you are survival mode, right. I would bring like mascara,

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Speaker 1: you know, I like mascara. I like long lashes, you know,

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Speaker 1: for everybody to see. What if you get rescued and

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Speaker 1: your eyelashes aren't good, You're not gonna want to get rescued,

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Speaker 1: right at least my husband knows. Right. Even worse, what

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Speaker 1: if you die and then your eyelashes look like crown

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Speaker 1: You go out and and then they'll find you later

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Speaker 1: and they don't even care that you die there, so

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Speaker 1: I know how terrible you're laughed. Look at her eyes.

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Speaker 1: You're wonder did she die of embarrassment out here? That's

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions. The question today is if you were

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Speaker 1: stranded on a desert island. Obviously, and I have since

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Speaker 1: advice to sunglasses and my husband jewel because I would

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Speaker 1: be bored. That's so cute you say that for a

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Speaker 1: little while, and then it'd be like, oh my god, dude,

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Speaker 1: would this guy just go away? I don't want to

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Speaker 1: say it. There's a deserted island and this guy can't

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Speaker 1: find another side that I want to hang out for

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Speaker 1: a few minutes. He's gotta follow me around everywhere. There's

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Speaker 1: nobody else here. Go climb a tree or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a stupid Internet questions and we're asking you the

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Speaker 1: question today. What would you bring with you if you

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Speaker 1: were on branded on a deserted island? What three things

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Speaker 1: would you bring with you? Christian? Oh, okay, first, bringing

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Speaker 1: my Abbey baby. Gotta have Abigail, my doggy, my wien

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Speaker 1: or dog, so bringing her along with me for sure.

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Speaker 1: And Dan, I am going to bring my Roku TV

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Speaker 1: because it's a two in one and it has all

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Speaker 1: my apps. I can watch whatever the hell I want. Yes,

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Speaker 1: there's no electricity. We don't know that. We don't know that.

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Speaker 1: We don't know that. God might hook me up, you know.

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Speaker 1: And then the third one is a tie between my

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Speaker 1: vape pin and my anti exiety medicine. Yes, it is

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Speaker 1: my antixiety medicine is right the soup. An Internet question

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Speaker 1: today is what three things would you bring with you

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Speaker 1: if you had to go to a deserted desert island, Bennet,

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Speaker 1: what would you bring? I would definitely bring a filter

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Speaker 1: for water, because if you don't have clean water, then

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Speaker 1: you don't have life. All right, I know, kind of boring,

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Speaker 1: but I'm really trying to survive. I'm going to bring

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Speaker 1: a sleeping that has like a pillow on side of

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Speaker 1: it so I could be warm and i could sleep.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm going to bring the board game Monopoly

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Speaker 1: so I could just like play by myself forever the worst,

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Speaker 1: so much fun, and you could play it forever, honestly, neverever.

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Speaker 1: I don't think in my life I've ever finished a

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Speaker 1: full game, you guys, yes, all the time. Monopoly is

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Speaker 1: like life life never ends either, right, call us up

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Speaker 1: three one six one text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: Today stupid internet question is if you were going to

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Speaker 1: a deserted island, what three things would you bring? Somebody

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Speaker 1: texted in at four one oh six one has said

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Speaker 1: they'd bring weed swishers and a lighter. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: that island. Three things that I would bring. I would

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Speaker 1: bring my wife Alex already had I already had it

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Speaker 1: sounds like it sounds like I did that because she did.

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Speaker 1: But I already had planned that. I would bring some twine,

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Speaker 1: like a lot of strong twine. And then I would

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Speaker 1: bring my prescription of adderall because I'm gonna need to

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Speaker 1: build some shelter and I'm gonna need the energy to

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Speaker 1: do it. So I would take the adderall to get

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Speaker 1: the energy to really clean up the whole island. I

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Speaker 1: probably should bring a vacuum too, so I could vacuum.

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Speaker 1: But it was only three things. Well, I would if

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Speaker 1: I was on a deserted island that I had enough adderall,

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Speaker 1: I would vacuum all day. I would vacuum that whole island.

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Speaker 1: But then I would take tree things down and use

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Speaker 1: the twine to build us some shelter. I would be

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Speaker 1: to build a huge mansion in about a day and

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Speaker 1: a half. Love it doubtful with twine, twine and adderall

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Speaker 1: Anything's possible. Call us up eight at eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one six one, text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: What would you bring with you? What three things would

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Speaker 1: you bring with you if you were going to a

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Speaker 1: deserted island? Emma? What three things would you bring with you?

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Speaker 1: A filter for a tip and a giant bagged skinny

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Speaker 1: pop pop. Okay, so you say a water filter like

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Speaker 1: and it did. That is so weird. You want fresh water,

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Speaker 1: like the water is life and just boil it, boil it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but then you have to have a lighter to make

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Speaker 1: the fire. You don't. I just use an oddall on

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Speaker 1: the stick. Yeah. Stupid Internet questions called up three four

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Speaker 1: three one six one, texting four one o six one.

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Speaker 1: What is your answer for today's stupid Internet question? What

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Speaker 1: place to Internet questions? Same time on Monday, The Jebel

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