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Speaker 1: like you do it. And the baby is born and

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Speaker 1: the doctor comes in and she goes, well, doctor, well,

425
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Speaker 1: how she goes how is he? Is he okay? And

426
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: the doctor goes, yes, yes, he's going to grow up

427
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: to be very very strong and very powerful. Mr. And

428
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: Mrs Hitler, Yes, that is the whole story. And I

429
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: was like huh and then I was like shaking, and

430
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: then I went and googled it and he's an anti

431
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 1: fucking Semi James and the giant anti semites. Yes, what

432
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: do we do the giant juice? What do we do about? Like?

433
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: And also like, wait, what is what is your nohow

434
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: about Walt Disney? Well why was he? Well? You know

435
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: what's funny you bring that up? Actually because I was

436
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 1: gonna almost do my You don't, I don't think so

437
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: honey about Disney. That's so funny because because and I'll

438
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: make it quick, because I'm talking a lot, um, this

439
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: is all we want tunes. You know, if I could

440
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 1: kiss all of your little toes individually, I went my

441
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: Mooney Tunes was released. Do you look great? You have

442
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: a nice feet, Maddie babe? Thanks, Honestly, they're not nice.

443
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 1: I fell over my bike and tore them all up.

444
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: But anyway, keep going the bike. I want to ask

445
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 1: you about that. And well, well we'll talk about the

446
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: bike next. I'll make it very quick. Um. I have

447
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: often said that I was never a Disney person growing up.

448
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: I like would watch here and there, you know, Goofy

449
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: because I was Goofy obviously, but like I would watch

450
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 1: some of that, but I never got into it, and

451
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 1: I liken it. I say that Disney is like the

452
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: al right Christian, like I don't want to say, all right,

453
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: but Disney is like super Christian, super American, devoid of

454
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: any humor, and that Looney Tunes is like a Jewish paradise,

455
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: like Jewish, and just more I don't want to say

456
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: to two, it's just more like ethnic like Looney Tunes

457
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: just incorporates like people who have problems. It's like Seinfeld

458
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 1: animated basically for me. And and I just wanted to

459
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: just say that I actually hate Disney with Walt Disney

460
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 1: and anti Semite would not shock me. I don't know.

461
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: Do you know about this? Um, I haven't really ever

462
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: looked into it. There are but Disney wasn't an and

463
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: the Song of the South, the song of the song

464
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 1: wild it's so racist when you go on Slash Mountain.

465
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 1: This was like years ago. I went on Splash Mountain.

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Speaker 1: Well you know, you know that I went to Disney

467
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: very very quick. Story when I was this hilarious or

468
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 1: when I was in the view l oh my god,

469
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: well you guys, would I wish no? I sent me

470
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: because I knew that I had like four days left

471
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: until like the papers were coming to cancel me. So

472
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: I said, I want to get my v I p

473
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: Disney tickets, and they were like, okay, like be grudging

474
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Speaker 1: lee because I knew that I'd be like taking care

475
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: of and I every friend in New York. I was like,

476
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: I will pay for your flight to Orlando. Come meet

477
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: me at Disney. Literally nobody wanted to come, and my

478
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,719
Speaker 1: parents ended up going. My parents came. They were like,

479
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: we hate this. And I had to go on all

480
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 1: the rod I wish we had each other. I would

481
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: have been one with you. Oh my god, I love

482
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: It would have been so fun. Oh my god. Anyway,

483
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,959
Speaker 1: the Song of the South is the most racist Flash Mountain.

484
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: Those bears are caricatures. It's crazy. I'm like, am I

485
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: the only jungle cruise with the natives? I'm like, am

486
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: I fucking crazy? Recently I went on Jungle Cruise with

487
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: the Mounch people, and addressing was there and we were not.

488
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: We could not believe that it had not been updated.

489
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: The Jungle Cruise is another level. The natives that come

490
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: out of the woods that are like trying to kill you.

491
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: It's really crazy. Okay, So we have a note from

492
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: our our producer here that says Walt Disney hired a

493
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: Nazi scientist to be the chief scientific consultant to Walt

494
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: Disney Productions. There that big shock Disney is. I'm telling

495
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: you point to one fund and by the way, no offense.

496
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: I know that. I'm really listen. If you like Disney,

497
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry your childhood had problems. You know, we all

498
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: have issues. I'm no, I'm I'm fully ready to receive

499
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: this because I am a Disney Are you a major

500
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: Disney person? Michelle, It's true, It's true. I go. I'll

501
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: say that I am too. I'm on this, I'm on

502
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: the spectrum. We go to Disney. I mean we want

503
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: to learn. Because you want to learn to Disney. Yeah,

504
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: you went too, so don't be all high. And because

505
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: you beg your corporate company for your plum tickets. You

506
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 1: were a participant in Disney. You were listen because I

507
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: wanted to be accepted by the Nazi scientists. Okay, look,

508
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: I know I funked up. There's just something about Disney

509
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: that just never fully I never felt safe there. Do

510
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: you know that? Can I say one other thing? Plea

511
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: My best friend in high school, Jessica Wie shout out

512
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: um love her. She worked at Disney one summer and

513
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: I went to visit her and she took me to

514
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: the underground. I've been underground at Disney, So what is

515
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: it like? Is it Donald blowing Aladdin? It's crazy. It's

516
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: black lights, like lots of Vinyl. Colm, that's my new podcast,

517
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: Flight Spinal com. No, it's like, literally you it's more fine.

518
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: You see like Mickey like holding his head and smoking.

519
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: It's like it's symptoms. It just feels off literally that

520
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. And there's miles and miles of tunnel

521
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: of people that are just like making two little money

522
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: to do what they do. Everyone is so miserable. But

523
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember the door that I went into.

524
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: Nobody stopped me. She was like, you have to look

525
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: keep along because I could get fired, because you know

526
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: they're so anal about I smile so big. Well, I

527
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,959
Speaker 1: look like I look like goofy. Literally, I think they

528
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: were just like, oh, Goofy's off the clock. Like I

529
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: had overalls on and like goof off the clock, the goofy.

530
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: I've seen Michelle rele To really recently. I saw her

531
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: in December when you came to Sael and it was

532
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: a beautiful moment getting to witness you meeting Studie Green

533
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: because you had were both. It was just it was

534
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: a total that makes a lot of sense to me.

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00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: It was a wonderful moment. She's the best. Fun was

536
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: a fun night. I'm at Ariel was so nice an Ariel,

537
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: and then you also, Okay, so my guests that night

538
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: were it was it was the Jailer show, um and um.

539
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: I I had um Oscar and Mo and Adam from

540
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: Poppy Juice and they were my guests. And then you

541
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: sat at our table at the after party and you

542
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: fully had them in the palm of your hand. It

543
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: was a beautiful thing to see, like just like you

544
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: talking to like these three like Bushwick bedsty like brown

545
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: nightlife icons, queer night life icons, and you like talking

546
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: their ears off and they were wrapped and they were obsessed,

547
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: and it was it was I mean, but it was

548
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, this this is the this is

549
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: the the effect that Michelle has on people like you.

550
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: Just it was. It was wonderful. It was wonderful. It

551
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: makes me feel um, you know, because I don't live

552
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: in Bushwick, and I know if I did, I don't

553
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: know what i'd be like. I don't know what i'd

554
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: be like. I would I don't know Um, but it's different.

555
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: I just love funny people, you know what I mean.

556
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: There were so funny they were I want to see

557
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: them again, like I would love the problem is is

558
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: that I feel now like I'm the fate done away

559
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: to their like, um, Christina, you know what I mean.

560
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: Where I'm they're like babies, you know, and I'm like, Chris,

561
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm not a old lady. By the way, Dania Rodcliffe

562
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: a Jew, wouldn't he be like, hey, TK, the goblins?

563
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the goblins? I think that some

564
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: some people from the Harry Potter universe will speak out

565
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: because you can't just let this continue. Katie the Young,

566
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: the actress who played Chow Chang, like tweeted. I mean

567
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: she she did one of those like, um fake out

568
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: tweet threads like do you guys want to know my

569
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: thoughts about playing Cho Chang? Here goes threat and then

570
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: it's donation link, which is which is great. Um, but

571
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: but I feel like there's this like subtext to like

572
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: all the people who like, we're in the movies or

573
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: were involved with or have worked with j K in

574
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: any capacity, they are like, yeah, I don't know, I

575
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not I don't. I don't want to

576
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: make assumptions about miss Joanne, but it's just it's so crazy.

577
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, and she should have just stopped touching

578
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: that franchise after the books in the movies came out

579
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: and not written these two terrible movies fantastic beast, let's

580
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: just say bad movies. It's just crazy that like she

581
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: could have literally she had she had two choices. She

582
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: had one choice, which was speak your mind. What she

583
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: did she she took that avenue, and she also could

584
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: have just shut her mouth and remained one of the

585
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: most beloved authors of all time. Like the fact that

586
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: we are in this moment right now and she said,

587
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm actually gonna double down on my

588
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: transphobic beliefs now. Now she's done forever. There's no there's

589
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: no excuse. Can I ask an honest question, why pick

590
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: the trans community, which is like she's got there, she's obsessed,

591
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: but it's not just her, Like you know, freckyture Vas

592
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: has come for them a lot of things. People feel

593
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: very emboldened to pick on these people who are literally

594
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: like talking about the human food chain and privilege and

595
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: everything else. Morans, they're the most disenfranchised people. They're people.

596
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: They are not coming for your money, they're not coming

597
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: for your work. They're not bothering you in any way

598
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: except for maybe needing as a celebrity, your help and

599
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: your empowerment to help them blend in with society as

600
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: human beings, which is all they're asking for. Why would

601
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: you pick this group too and to come after right now?

602
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: I literally I'm like, it's crazy. It's because it's the

603
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: last vestige of that sort of racist, sexist, homophobic humor.

604
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: It's the it's because I think like that was such

605
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: a huge part of what comedy was all throughout the

606
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: nineties and all throughout the like oughts when these people

607
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: were huge, they did make like inappropriate quote unquote um

608
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: comedy out of race, um, gender HOMOPHOBI. Yeah, that was

609
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: just the way that they made money. Honestly, it's the

610
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: way that they built their comedy careers. And now that

611
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: we're saying this is over because obviously trans people are

612
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: like the bottom of everyone's list, or it has pastorically

613
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: been that we've like reached out to that community. That's

614
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: the last vestige for these male comedians and these comedians

615
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: that are kind of old fashioned and came up at

616
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: that time. These are the last people they can still

617
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: pick on while people aren't completely outraged about it. That's

618
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: what I think. It's easy for them. Yeah, and for

619
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 1: her to have written this series of books that are

620
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: like completely moralizing and completely I mean I mean, I

621
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: mean she's like presenting her set of values and that's

622
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: and people liked it. Um, But it's she she has

623
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: conferred upon herself as false sense of like, well, I

624
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: have the right point of view on this, in my

625
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: opinion is actually the right one, and this is her.

626
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, this fixation on the trans community so interesting.

627
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: Remember that two weeks ago when she tweeted that crazy

628
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: thing and it had that addendum that she like accidentally

629
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: pasted this like about this Michelle. It was like she

630
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: was like, so basically she's been doing this thing on

631
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: her Twitter where she's written a new book or told

632
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: the new story called the Ichabog, and it's about a bug,

633
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: but she didn't physically describe the bug. Instead, she was

634
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: allowing her young fans to draw pictures of the bug,

635
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: what they think the ichabag looks like, and send it

636
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: into her so that she can be like this ichabag

637
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: is amazing, wonderful job. I love how it looks wise

638
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: and it's face like it's stupid shit, but like that's

639
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: what she's been doing. So in one of the submissions

640
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: that she received, she literally bone like could you find

641
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: this because it's it's literally insane. But it was like

642
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: it was like this ichabog is an amazing creature. And

643
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: then it was like this copy pasted thing about how

644
00:35:55,600 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: trans people aren't like actually people. It it was so bizarre,

645
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: and then she finished the post and I love that

646
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 1: it's got blue feet, thank you. Like it was really weird.

647
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: I think she has her She apologized for it. I

648
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: think she deleted, but let me. I think I found

649
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: So it's um a wicked bogue. You know what she

650
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: keeps saying is she keeps saying these things like, you know,

651
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: being a woman shaped my life. And I think she

652
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: is one of those people who believes that men people

653
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: who are born men who discover their trans women throughout

654
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: their lifetime. I think she takes offense to that. I

655
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 1: think that she feels attacked that a man can quote

656
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: unquote become a woman or claim womanhood. I think this

657
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: is something that she is really sensitive to. For whatever

658
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: reason and feels the need to keep speaking about It's

659
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: just like, why does that have any impact? It's womanhood,

660
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: It's their separate journey. Is like, I'm you know, we

661
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm a woman. I've been through a lot of ship

662
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: It's like, I've never once in my life thought to myself, Wow,

663
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: that trans woman has no idea what I've ever like.

664
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: I just don't get that. Okay, let mela, this is it.

665
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: I haven't Okay, So drawing of the ichabog that this

666
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: kid wrote and she said, I love this truly fabulous

667
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: ichabog with its bat ears, mismashed eyes and terrifying bloodstained

668
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: teeth in court, Wolf claimed the Facebook post in which

669
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: she said she wanted to quote fuck up some turfs

670
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: was just bravado. So that was the tweet with the

671
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: picture of an ichabox. So she's so she quote she

672
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: pulled us from some report about this woman ter a Wolf.

673
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: Um I believe, um, I believe a trans woman who

674
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: wanted to attack who was charged for assaulting a radical

675
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: feminist slash turf. I think that's I think to the

676
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: background on this, I mean, And then she said sorry

677
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: about the random and totally unconnected sentence that made its

678
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: way in there. I accidentally pasted in part of a

679
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 1: very unichabogi ish message I just received, just like such

680
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: a joke. It's like she's talking about the Icha bug

681
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: at the same time as she clearly had copy pasted

682
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: a turf like talking point from an article and put

683
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 1: it in her damn icha bog message. But my theory

684
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: is that she was probably so used to being so

685
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: celebrated her entire professional life, and then I think the

686
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: first time she ever tweeted about trans people a few

687
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: years ago, people started to come after her and call

688
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: her a turf, and she probably felt very, very victimized

689
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: by that, and then has been obsessing over trying to

690
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: justify her point of view. I think that, I mean,

691
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: that's my dumb assessment anyway. You know, listen, I haven't

692
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: watched the movie Small Time Crooks. I have, have you?

693
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, I've seen it many times and then until

694
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: until we canceled Woody and it hurt because it's one

695
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies. But I haven't watched it since,

696
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: and I just feel like, you know what, I'm sorry

697
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: to the Harry Potter community, but like, eventually you just

698
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: have to say this, it's something. She's gonna be crying.

699
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: She'll crying into her money mattress. She'll be fine. But

700
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: it's like, you just I can't wholeheartedly support someone who

701
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: I know is a piece of ship like that. I can't.

702
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: And the fact of the matter is I don't even

703
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: think she is going to be crying because she's truly

704
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: digging her heels in. And then she said something like

705
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 1: someone called her a turf, and she said feminazi turf bitch,

706
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: which it's all the same, the way that they change,

707
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: the way that they talked down to women. It's like

708
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 1: no things change, but women hating as eternal or whatever.

709
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: She said, like this is how they hate women. It's

710
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 1: like she genuinely believes that us calling her a turf

711
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: is some you know, just misogynists term. I genuinely think

712
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: that she just doesn't understand what it is. Yeah, but

713
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: the irony is her her being transphobic is its own

714
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: form of hating of hating women, you know. It's of course,

715
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 1: also I don't like the name turf. It just sounds

716
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: kind of dumb. Like when I first heard it, I

717
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: was like turf. I had to google it. I didn't

718
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: know what it was. It's close to nerf, It's close

719
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 1: to all this dumb ship. It's like it's astro. Turf

720
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 1: is like innocuous nothing, it's like faith off. I literally

721
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: did not know what it meant. I was like for

722
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: people who don't know, who may not know, it is

723
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: trans exclusionary, radical feminist. It's people who believe that they're

724
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: feminist and supporting women who do not include trans women

725
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: in that and who are transphobic. That's that's really what's

726
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: at the heart of Turf. And I wish we could

727
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 1: have to say it at all either because it is ugly.

728
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: It's ugly, you Turf. I think it's funny. How dare

729
00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: your turf? Get Turf. I'm putting a sign on my

730
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: front door that says, no Tur's allud baby, that's my podcast.

731
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: I love someone. Skilled sauces really some sauce. I just

732
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: can't believe that. Honestly, after you after well, it was

733
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 1: it was and it was you that spilt the sauce.

734
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,720
Speaker 1: We should say it was that the that the doors

735
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: opened to the elevator and it was Leah Michelle that

736
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: walked in and you, Michelle, come on, had to look

737
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: up into her face and say, that's Liah Michelle say

738
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: to her, and he was, but like a hawking a

739
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: Lugi Scott. She literally was like do not Like the

740
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: energy was psycho and it went so quickly, like the

741
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: doors open. It's not like I was like staring at

742
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: her from across the room. Like she literally walked out.

743
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: She almost had this like armor up, probably because she

744
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: thought she was so famous, you know that if God

745
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: from anyone spoke to her, like, but this guy was

746
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: lovely and she found a husband. Yeah, she certainly remember

747
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: remember when she was literally the next big thing. Remember

748
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: when she sang at the Tony Awards, Don't ran out

749
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: My Parade and in the front row was Beyonce and

750
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: jay Z, and she had the nerve too in front

751
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: of Beyonce sort of look jay Z in his eyes

752
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: and like sexily flirt with him. Watch the performance it's

753
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: Don't ran out My Parade. At the Antony Awards, Liam Michelle,

754
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: she said I've got to have my bite, sir, and

755
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: she did it to jay Z and Beyonce's face is like,

756
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: what is this bitch thinking right now? She was like no,

757
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: she was like Beyonce in that moment she said get

758
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: this turf away. We should say that later. Michelle has

759
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: not shown us that she was a turf. Give me time,

760
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:10,959
Speaker 1: give it to you like famed term flea. Michelle ter Alter.

761
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,399
Speaker 1: I think we have to talk about Lady G now.

762
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: I think we need g. Well, okay, so what is

763
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: what have you guys read about Lady G. I've read,

764
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: I've read the Ladybug thing, which I think, I think everything.

765
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, which fiction it was? Okay, allegedly

766
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: it's fiction. Allegedly it's not true or it's as ownline

767
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: like allegation. Let's say, um for people who haven't can't

768
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 1: be doing that? Well, no, no, no no, But the author

769
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: said that it was fanfic. That I don't. I didn't

770
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: read that. The author said this was fanfic. I didn't

771
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: expect it to go viral. This come on. It's like,

772
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: if we have actual people who are willing to come

773
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: forward about miss Lady g a Lindsay Graham, the Senator

774
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: from South Carolina, then what we need to do is

775
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: we need to let those people come forward. We don't

776
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: need fan fic right now. We don't need anyone to

777
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: dismiss what these people might be saying because if Lindsay

778
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: Graham is in any way um lying about his sexuality

779
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: and passing anti lgbt Q, we need to deal with that.

780
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: And if you were going to be lying and writing

781
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: fan fick and like making this any more confusing than

782
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 1: it need be, truly shut up because because these people

783
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: should speak out, yes, and even but to meet out.

784
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: And this is my honest sort of opinion on this

785
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: is that even if he did have ladybugs and like

786
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: moles around his anus that looks like fecal matter, ladybugs,

787
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: like all of that is cool, Like all of that

788
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: is cool and queer and like good for him. For like,

789
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: if he had ladybugs around his asshole then like that

790
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: is almost like if it weren't for the fact that

791
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: he was this horrendous legislator, like I'd be like, oh cool,

792
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: that's cool, Like that that endears Lady burg Johnson. Now

793
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: we have a lady bug hole. Now you have a

794
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: ladybug But I'm just like my first lady name, Yeah right,

795
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: I mean lady ladybug Hole shows us around our pantry. Wow.

796
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: I just think that all of this is like this

797
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: would be endearing in any other world where Lindsey Graham

798
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: was not this. We did not like actually push push

799
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 1: homophobic policy, and didn't you know, like defend Brett Kavanaugh

800
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: with all of his being. Should have known when I

801
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: was reading that that couldn't be real. Someone on all

802
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: on the bed saying, oh those are my little ladybug.

803
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: There was a horrible Honestly, now looking back, it was

804
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: a horrible piece of writing. Oh and we hate the

805
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: writing now I hate the writing. No, I do hate

806
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: the writing because it's a lie. Yeah, why are you

807
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: contributing that right now? Those are my little ladybugs? We

808
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: don't need that. It was gross to read, and now

809
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: that I know it's not true, it's even grosser to

810
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: think existed. He his face alone is enough to make

811
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 1: me a puke forever. Like he's gross, auseating looking. He's

812
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: like like, I'm not a good artist. And if I

813
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: tried to draw a beautiful pig, it would you know

814
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like it would be Lindsey Graham, like

815
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: as a bad artist, Like as a terrible drawer. If

816
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: gave me a pencil and said draw a beautiful pig,

817
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: I'd end up doing a point angle by angle portrait

818
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: of him. Um, he's just a real piece of ship.

819
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: And I'll be honest with you, I don't necessarily believe

820
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 1: that his gayness alone is what they have over him.

821
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: I think it's much more than that, because that to me,

822
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: if he's at like sleeping with sex workers, um, you know,

823
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: he would have to know that there's a threat that

824
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: someone would come forward. So I don't and he's been

825
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: doing it for decades, So I don't think that that

826
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 1: is why. I can't explain unless they have a tape

827
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: of him doing something horrible. I don't know what is

828
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: a bone? What do you think? There has to be

829
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: something actually elicit. There has to be like like he

830
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: must I don't know. I don't, I don't. I don't

831
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: know what it is. I don't want to conjecture too much,

832
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: but it's like, yeah, I agree with you, it's got

833
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: to be something darker. Well, all these people that that

834
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: have still like rid behind Trump on this lane to hell,

835
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: Like what exactly is it that keeps you doing that?

836
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 1: And then you think, because we've passed the point where

837
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: reason would intervene, it must be something that they're dark,

838
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: Like what does he have a Marco Rubio? You know

839
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: what I mean? Marco who I cannot stomach who like

840
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 1: what dirt? He's really the worst, He's awful. What do

841
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: they have? But how can they possibly have, Like let's

842
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: say they have like a sex tape of someone, right,

843
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: they can't have one for every single senator. I mean,

844
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Like something is up. I don't

845
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: know what it is. I want to know. Also Ted

846
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: Cruz the other day, like something's up with him too,

847
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: because the toilet paper post. I was like, what are

848
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: you talking about? By the way, Costco literally has so

849
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: much toilet paper, but they're back. They're back, but order ordered.

850
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: He's he's trying to get people to believe he ordered

851
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: toilet paper in March and it only just arrived and

852
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: it looked like that. He said, I what are this

853
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: toilet paper back in March from Yampa? Didn't he didn't?

854
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: He like throw China in there. He said, it's made

855
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: in China and it looks like ship. I mean he

856
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: took a picture of it. It was like bent all

857
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 1: out of shape and like that is not what Chinese

858
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,479
Speaker 1: toilet paper looks like. For the record, Chinese toilet paper

859
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 1: does not have it's it's just the rolled up paper

860
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: and there's no cardboard rule. I like that. Yeah, like

861
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: in a like in a public bathroom. Yes, I love that.

862
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: I love that. I want to start doing that exactly.

863
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm glad. Would you say this is like one of

864
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: your greatest episodes or I'm curious where does this fall?

865
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: Top one? Top one percent? Top one? I want to

866
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: I want to address my many cuts and bruises from

867
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 1: falling on my bike. So um. Jared and I sort

868
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: of took two bikes the their day to sort of,

869
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: you know, escape what was going on in our day

870
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: day live, just to get away for about twenty five

871
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: minutes on a short bike ride. And I actually was

872
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: putting the directions in on my mobile phone and with

873
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: one hand and starting to drive the bike with the other.

874
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: And and I'm telling you it was Jared says he

875
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 1: thought I died before I hit the ground. It was

876
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 1: the kind of thing where it was like I literally

877
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: flipped over the handlebars on my bike. How fast were

878
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: you going? Not that fast? But I just broke so

879
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: so hard that I just went and flew like literally

880
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: over my bikes. It was and I see you have

881
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: to wear helmet, never wear one. And it was the

882
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: kind of thing where it was like, I never really

883
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: ride bikes, so I I was just like, well, how

884
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: fast am I possibly gonna go? Well, how can I

885
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: really get into an accident? Guys, where a helmet when

886
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: you ride bikes? Because you're don't really scaring me. I'm

887
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: serious for me that you're afraid, because I hope that

888
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: you're the voice of the audience here and I hope

889
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: that everyone is afraid. You need to be right wearing

890
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: helmets when you ride bikes. You don't have to be

891
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: going fast, you don't have to be experience and experience

892
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,479
Speaker 1: and actually it can happen to you at any time.

893
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I fell on my bike and luckily

894
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: I landed on my wrist and my elbow here, but

895
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: like it's kind of early, and um, I could have

896
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: landed on my head and really hurt myself. So please

897
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: be you know, I know that we're all anxious to

898
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: get out there, Like I think that was part of it.

899
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get out an exercise and get

900
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: on a bike. I was excited and I haven't been

901
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: out much, um in the past few months. But yeah, yeah,

902
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: I really I got a bike. Um, those of you

903
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: who are familiar with me know that I'm not um

904
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: like fit. I actually gonna be honest with you. I

905
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: see like not, I'm not I'm not making a judgment

906
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: call on this because a lot of people would be like,

907
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: you're fat phobic. I'm like, no, I'm speaking fact. I'm

908
00:50:52,320 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: fact anti fact phobic. What's what am I trying to say? Phobic? Fat?

909
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: You're fat? Phil You're fat your fact file? Yes, yes, yes, yes,

910
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: And but I do see, like over what has it

911
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: been three months? Like when we when I first started

912
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: doing these doms, I was like, I look stunning. You

913
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,959
Speaker 1: don't have to say anything, say nothing. I'm just saying

914
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: I see it. But I love you. But I see it.

915
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: But I see a difference. You know what I'm saying, Like,

916
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: I see it and it's fine, It's who I am.

917
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: But I got a bike to try to maybe like

918
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: burning Calory or two, and I've been writing it and

919
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,839
Speaker 1: I got a helmet too. But you know that my head,

920
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm like Ikebob Crane, like Crane, I like, I love.

921
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: When I was in Europe, this is relatable. I went

922
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 1: to a hat store. I was like, I'm buying a

923
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 1: hat and I went in and he had to literally

924
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: take me like every lady's hat was like Elmer Fudd.

925
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: And then I took me to the men's thoughts, and

926
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: I had to go to the last thing in the

927
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 1: men's hats to like full blown like Indiana Jones, like

928
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,760
Speaker 1: don't even ask. Okay, anyways, I didn't buy one. But helmets,

929
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: I just look horrible in them. I don't like wearing them.

930
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: But I've been writing my one, like they're so dorky

931
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: and they're so fucking ugly, and especially when you're already

932
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: like a big person, but I already have. I always

933
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: joked that they're going to hang my skelet and at

934
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 1: the Naturalist Museum, but like like after I go, they're

935
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: gonna like wash off the flash and just hang me,

936
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: send me next to the wash it off. But anyway,

937
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: the point is that wash off the flash. Everyone next

938
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: to the whale from the sea. When she always jokes

939
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 1: that she always jokes that I always joke. I always

940
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: joke that I always joke They're gonna wash off my

941
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: flesh and hang next to the way God, oh my god,

942
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: mill Colin. No. But anyways, but then today I took

943
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: my bike because it was a beautiful day to day

944
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: obviously there's a lot of horrible ship going on, horrible

945
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: and good. It's confusing, but there's like good progress made.

946
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: It was a good day. So it's like, I'm gona

947
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: take my bike out because I need to like let

948
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: some steam out. And I did not wear my helmet

949
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: and it's so bumpy by Riverside Park that at one

950
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 1: point I slammed the brakes and I get it because

951
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: if you go over, if you slam too quick, your

952
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: body is still moving the cent trifical force or whatever

953
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: it is. I said trifical force, like I know what

954
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 1: the funk I was talking about. Um anyway, like there

955
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: were some forces going on that I flew over my bike,

956
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: landed on my elbow and my wrist, and you know,

957
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: Jared was great and helped me out, but it was

958
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: it was tough, and I want everyone to be wearing helmets.

959
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: And what I also want to do right now is

960
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: take a short break before we get to I don't

961
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: think so honey, because I'll just be real and human.

962
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 1: I have to urinate. So we're gonna take a short

963
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 1: break and we're right back with I don't think so

964
00:53:50,920 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: honey perfect. So we're back and we're Actually we were

965
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: off Mike. We were talking about, um, what things will

966
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,240
Speaker 1: be like when we all kind of come back, because

967
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: I have made my first trip to a restaurant. I

968
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: have been to a restaurant. I'm willing to say on

969
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: Mike that it was a jarney experience to go into

970
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: a restaurant again. In the California area. Things are starting

971
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: to open up a little bit more like normal, and um,

972
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: I was saying to Michelle and Bowen that there was

973
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: that moment where a waiter kind of came over one

974
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: too many times and I was like, we're good, thanks,

975
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: And in the back of my head, I was like,

976
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: he's been over a few too many times. But I

977
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: was like, wow, But I would never actively be annoyed

978
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: about that anymore because this is I feel like when

979
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: we come back, we're all going to be or I

980
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: really genuinely hope that when everything does quote unquote get

981
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: back to normal, that people will be more appreciative of

982
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: restaurant staff and bar staff. And you guys were saying,

983
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: you don't know about that. Well, Michelle kind of had

984
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: like a fun underlying point. But my thing is, I

985
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: think p Bowl now just like the just the idea

986
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: of going out and like being out in public, is

987
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: this like I hate, I hate, I hate turning it

988
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: this way. But it's this political thing now where it's

989
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: like people are so on such different thresholds of like

990
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: agitation and just like not like just everyone's just like

991
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 1: basically in agoraphobe at this stage. And I feel like

992
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna extrapolate well once things

993
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: start to resemble normalcy, and I think people are going

994
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: to be very are gonna be a're gonna have very

995
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: short fuses around how people behave in society. I just

996
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: think like I am dying to go to a restaurant,

997
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm dying to go on a date, have a drink,

998
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 1: like be cute. I honestly I am dying to be

999
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: looked at without my mask because truly, yes, it's it's

1000
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 1: like just from here, I mean, listen from here down

1001
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: sort of a blessing to me right cover the raw,

1002
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: make it a life. But I've always said that I'd

1003
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: be a beautiful I'd be beautiful third wife. That's always

1004
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: my my long time but um no, but I feel

1005
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: like when the vaccine comes and when we're able to

1006
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 1: be normal, yes, people at the beginning are going to

1007
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: be like, thank you so much. But also I've been

1008
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: nice to people, but I don't think everyone's gonna be nice.

1009
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: I think people are getting very bitchy. They might be

1010
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: nice the first week, but like people are going to

1011
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,919
Speaker 1: snap right back into who they are as people. Within

1012
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 1: two weeks they'll be great or a month, whatever it is,

1013
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: it's gonna settle. The desk will settle, and people are

1014
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: going to be who they are, you know, and there

1015
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 1: and they're um little, I don't know, neurosis will call them,

1016
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 1: will have like baked over the course of like fourteen

1017
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: months or something. You know, it's like everyone's just gonna

1018
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: like calcified to the into some bad version of themselves,

1019
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: is what I think. Yeah, I guess I just want

1020
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: to believe because I I, like I said, like I

1021
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: went to a restaurant and again, I just want to say,

1022
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 1: masks were worn like they were social distancing. It was

1023
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: everything protocol was followed by everyone the way it needed

1024
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: to be. But I just speak to how I felt,

1025
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: which is I was so happy to be out there

1026
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: and I was sort of I was sort of remarking

1027
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: on how nice it was to be in that setting again,

1028
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: and I just thought to myself, maybe one whatever you

1029
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: wanna call it, Like, I know, silver lying is not

1030
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: like a tasteful thing to say about this whole thing,

1031
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: because there's no silver lining to coronavirus. But what I

1032
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: hope is that people will just sort of step back

1033
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: and say this, these are not um givens anymore. It's

1034
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: not a given that you can just go out to

1035
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: a restaurant and do whatever you want. Like it's not

1036
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: a given that you can go to a bar me people.

1037
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: It's not a given that you can be around more

1038
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: than five six, seven, you know whatever. The next of

1039
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: them is ten friends. So I would hope that people

1040
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: will be more grateful for those spaces. But then again,

1041
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: I do think, like you know, a real and whatever

1042
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: quote unquote negative or realistic way you can look at

1043
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: society is no, they'll just kind of kick back into

1044
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: the way that they are, because people are the way

1045
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: they are. However, I do like I do like to

1046
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: think of myself as a little bit of an optimist,

1047
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 1: and I would hope that we could at least take

1048
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: something positive out of all the ship that we've gone through.

1049
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna be like, I want to

1050
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: kiss dogs on the lips. Yeah, I wanna. I want

1051
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 1: to like every dog I see. Oh my gosh, um,

1052
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: do you know what the worst thing I said in

1053
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: quarantine was that I was with my mask on. And

1054
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Speaker 1: they said earlier on that you couldn't like pet dogs

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00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: strange dogs, because they get tired in your hands and

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00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: then they get carriot. So this guy was walking with

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00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: his dog. I was sitting by the pier in by

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00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: like Lincoln Center, and the cutest dog walked right by

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00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: me and like hopped up to my chair and was like,

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00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: you know, like Dynae pet. And I went, oh. I went,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you're so cute. And I looked at

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Speaker 1: the owner and I went, Okay, can I pet him?

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00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: I shouldn't, right, And he shook his head no, and

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00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: I went, Dottie, won't let me pet? Was cute? Was

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Speaker 1: the guy? No? No, no, no. It was like Lady

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00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: G's brother. Bas I was like, Donnie won't let me pat,

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00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:05,479
Speaker 1: you know, Lady Jesus brother. It was Lady Juice brother.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he really is horrible. And you know

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00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: the thing about Lady G is like I was like

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Speaker 1: if you went to one addition, and acted like lady

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00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: g they'd be like too broad. Yeah, he's so good

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Speaker 1: Nathan Lane in the birdcage, right, Oh, Nathan Lane be perfect. Well,

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Speaker 1: I thank the sap ba ba. That's good. He's Nathan

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00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: and he's Jeane Hackman rolled into one horse. Wow, I love.

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00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: That's what I meant to say. Yeah, that's perfect. And honestly,

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00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 1: you know, Megan McCain was his is his, her father

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00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: was good friends with Lindsay and I best probably blond

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00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like John McCain and Lindsey Graham were like

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00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: best friends, and so the die Job probably maybe they

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Speaker 1: go to the same hairst host. Oh do like this

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00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: theory where the hell is miss McCain in these days?

1082
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: Because she's pregnant and she got in trouble because she

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01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,439
Speaker 1: said it's a war zone outside. She's not even in town,

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01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: and then Kristin Bartlett tweeted, I'm living your apartment and

1085
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 1: it's fine, and then we found out she wasn't even there.

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01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: She wasn't even there. Yeah. Um, truly, I don't. I

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01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: don't speak ill of anyone on the View again until

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01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: my book comes out, for um, so I have to

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01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: I have to sort of cough a little bit, So

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Speaker 1: you want to introduce our segment? Yes, okay, so while

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01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 1: Matt coughs um and expels his droplets, we're going to

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Speaker 1: move on to our segment. I don't think so honey.

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01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey is where we take one

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01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: minute each to rail on something that's happening in culture. Um.

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01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: I we we delayed the recording a few minutes because

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01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: and this is actually good because Michelle wanted to prepare hers,

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01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: which then motivated Matt and I prepare ours because we

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01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: normally never do. Um. So I think, I think this,

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Speaker 1: this is holding us accountable. Michelle, I didn't. I didn't

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Speaker 1: prepare anything. Your producer, who I love. I'm not throwing

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Speaker 1: her into the bus here because I adore her. Anna, Hi,

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01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: we love. Anna was like, oh, I mean the name

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01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: of the show, Like literally, of course I've done this

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01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: show before. And she was like, don't forget you have

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01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: to prepare that thing. And I was like, I didn't

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01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: do that. So you've been a judge. I don't think

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01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 1: so any live culture. You are so esteemed to us.

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01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 1: I had the best time judging that show. I remember

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01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 1: that that wasn't mean to me and then when you

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01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 1: talked me after, it was a joke. Shook, great joke.

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01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: Well funny, funny girl, funny, my favorite feud and comedy.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know her name. I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: be at an I don't know. No, no, no, it's

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01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: great anyway. So yes, so I didn't prepare one either,

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01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: but I picked one. Yes, say, I picked one. I

1116
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: did not write my beats out all right, bowen Yang,

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01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 1: this is your I don't think so, Anny, His time

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01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 1: is going to start now. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Bunker's bunkers are, if you think about it, white, because

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Speaker 1: it's a real estate. It's a it's an extra piece

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01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: of real estate you have, right. And with every housing

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01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 1: inequity that our country has been plagued with that has

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01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: been targeted at black people, I mean the the diametric

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01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: opposite of the houses of of of like, the housing

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Speaker 1: crisis among our black people is white people having bunkers.

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Speaker 1: Anyone who is a bunker is white or is pushing

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01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: white supremisist thought into the world, into our spaces, and

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01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 1: they are creating spaces for their own protection. And if

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Speaker 1: we're going to be talking about property, o baby, bunkers.

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Speaker 1: Bunkers are the worst thing. And what what do you

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01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: have in bunkers? Rifles and canned food. That's trashy and

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01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: that is I think Occasian Caucasian cultural thing. Canned food

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01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: and shotguns are Caucasian. That's why minute's culture. I can't

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Speaker 1: fathom someone having a bunker. I am so excited that

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01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: you chose bunkers because on my show this week, I'm serious,

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01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: I did a whole segment about the word bunker because

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01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: it made me laugh so much. I said, the only

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01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: two bunkers I know are Edith Bunker and Trump's bunker,

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01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 1: Like I don't know any other bunker. And also the

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01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: word is like l O L the word bunker. Poster

1141
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: laughs like it's funny. It's a funny words. I'm going

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01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: down into my bunker. Guess where the word comes from?

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01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: Where does it come from? So it's comes from the

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01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 1: word Old Swedish bunky, which means boards used to protect

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01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: the cargo of a ship. And then they called they

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01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: ended up calling um bunkers benches. And actually the word

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01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: only became an English used word after World War Two

1148
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: because the Germans were they had below grounds. They called

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01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:50,919
Speaker 1: it guess what they called it, the fucking fearer bunker. Oh,

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01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,439
Speaker 1: of course Trump has a fucking fearer bunker. So there's

1151
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 1: so much white supremacy built in. It's funny that you

1152
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 1: brought this word up. I was really excited to educate people.

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01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 1: And I love this Michelle, What is the deal with

1154
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: Caitlin whatever? Who speaks for him? Now? Oh? Please? Who?

1155
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: Then he goes to like University of Arizona graduations and

1156
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: plugs the first girl to her it does started cammering

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01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: and hires them to me a favor. Um, it really

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01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: feels like that. That's girl funny with that bunker ship.

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01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: That is hilarious. And so you heard the word bunker

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01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: popularized over the past week and a half, and you thought,

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01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: let me deep dive into the word bunker the etymology

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01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 1: on my show. Um, I don't plan anything and it's

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01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: two hours a day, and so I just want something

1164
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 1: like makes my you know, I have a brain spark.

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01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: I thought, what the fund is the word bunker? It

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01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: just sounded funny, and it sounds a little bit like higgy,

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01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: which is another Swedish word. It just I knew there

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01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: was going to be something in that word and it delivered.

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01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 1: I never I don't do etymology often on my show,

1170
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 1: I'll be very upfront, but this one really delivered for me.

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01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 1: I love that. What do you should make etymology more

1172
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: part of your thing? Because this is really educational stuff.

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01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 1: I would do it. What what? What are the origins

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01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 1: of higgy of huiga or whereever you pronounce it? Oh, higgy,

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01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 1: let's look it up. Okay, okay, it's definitely I don't know. Well,

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01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: it's Swedish. I think whatever I've I've been told by

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01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: so many different people. Yeah, with an um lot over

1178
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 1: the why. I don't even know. Someone's gonna come up

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01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 1: here it is. No, it's Danish Norwegian. It's actually not Swedish.

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01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: Oh brother, I've been canceled. There we here we go,

1181
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: Here we go. I've been canceled. I don't leave it

1182
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: Anymalogy is the Danish word. Oh, this is so cute.

1183
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: Picture me. It's like a little cartoon character eating this

1184
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: meaning to give courage, comfort, and enjoy. Higgy stands from higgia,

1185
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 1: which means it's to think an old Norse, and so

1186
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 1: the word comes from old nurse. This is not getting bored,

1187
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: which comes from the word hug which means soul, mind

1188
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 1: and consciousness. It is interesting I take a pack. Okay,

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01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: that's the word just related to higgy. Ultimately interesting because

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01:05:56,760 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: it's a feeling, it's a sensation. Yeah, well we love that, Okay,

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01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 1: And I think it's I think it's I think it's

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01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: time for Michelle's Michelle's going to be bad. I just

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01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: did a real stinker. Okay, Michelle's holding her It's actually

1194
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: gonna be good because she's changing her Pomster. So this

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01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 1: is Michelle Collins. I don't think so, honey. Her time

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01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. Las Vegas, Las Vegas.

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01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 1: I know you're the horror of cities. We all know.

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01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: I've been to Vegas many, many times. When you're sitting

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01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 1: at every you can feel the breath of disease on

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01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: you there pre coronavirus. I mean I not. This is

1201
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: a brag story telling in ten seconds. At one time,

1202
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 1: my friend lost me was like, where's Michelle, Where's Michelle?

1203
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 1: Turned around, I was making out with a man I

1204
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 1: did not know his name. He walked up to me

1205
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,439
Speaker 1: and started making up is disease or in the city?

1206
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 1: And your mayor Caroline Goodman who's a fucking assholes an embarrassment,

1207
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: and now you've opened up. You've opened up when the

1208
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 1: only reason you should be opening up is to fucking

1209
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: protest for Black Lives Matter, the only excuse I will

1210
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: have to for a wave to. I'll take a second

1211
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: wave if it's around the protest. But if it's around

1212
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 1: some fucking asshole putting his wife's money down without her

1213
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: knowing to lose their home, I don't even know where

1214
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,560
Speaker 1: to begin. A Selen Diana, you should be ashamed. No,

1215
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 1: I love her. I'm just saying Vegas needs sit down.

1216
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: It's gonna kill this country. And that's the end of

1217
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: my thing. I'm also like, honestly, I'm upset with Vegas

1218
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 1: because they promised so many good shows coming up and

1219
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: now they're all cancel. What was coming up? Kelly Clarkson Live,

1220
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 1: Oh l K cl I forgot Kelly Clarkston was having

1221
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 1: a damn Vegas show experience in the same theater that

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01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera had her show. The experience which I went

1223
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: to go see which hotel is that in? It was Hollywood?

1224
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 1: I believe No, Wait, I'm forgetting. Why have you been

1225
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 1: to many Vega shows? I've been to all of them, sweetheart,

1226
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 1: and that's why I don't think so Brittany. I've seen

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01:07:55,200 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: Selean twice in Vegas. Ums. Oh, anyone to the Zappos Theater.

1228
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 1: That's where Christina and Kelly were. That's really funny theater.

1229
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 1: I meant, you can catch me at the Gusher's Answer coming.

1230
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing some stand up there. Um once

1231
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:19,759
Speaker 1: this thing is over, we're doing live tapings of some sauce.

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01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 1: Did you guys see Gushers? I mean, I mean all

1233
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 1: the brands of Gushers made a statement. But then my

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01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,000
Speaker 1: favorite part of the statement was we will be working

1235
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 1: with Fruit by the Foot to like try to dismantle

1236
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 1: racism and all this stuff. I have so many things

1237
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:35,679
Speaker 1: to be upset about right now, but I did zero

1238
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 1: in on on one thing. And even though it is

1239
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 1: of course sort of a broad topic, I would like

1240
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,760
Speaker 1: to speak about it, and this is Matt Rodgers. I

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01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 1: don't think so Honey, as time starts and now, I

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01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: don't think so Hony home depot as a gay child

1243
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:50,600
Speaker 1: being brought into you, you were terror. It was a

1244
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 1: zoo filled with beasts. Where the beast where the wood

1245
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 1: and the sauce, and the and the hammers. And I

1246
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 1: hate you because whatever is a gay child being brought

1247
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: into you, all I saw around was my fear. Meanwhile,

1248
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,599
Speaker 1: in my own shed, in my backyard, my father would say,

1249
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 1: go there and get me a hammer. I would go there.

1250
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 1: I would go into the shed. I would look at

1251
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: all these different tools. I didn't know what a hammer was.

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01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: That's how gay I am. You home Depot, a shop

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01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:20,280
Speaker 1: full of hammers and the ilk. You terrorize me, and

1254
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:24,080
Speaker 1: now in my early thirties. Yes, you tell me that

1255
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:28,639
Speaker 1: you're making a donation to Trump Politically. You terrorize me physically,

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01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: you terrorize me emotionally. You terrorize me. And I tell

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Speaker 1: my father you shop at Lows from now on, and

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Speaker 1: you know, he says to me, yes, he agrees with me.

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Speaker 1: So you have lost even the masculine, even the man,

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Speaker 1: you have lost. I don't think so, honey, home depot.

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Speaker 1: And that's one minute. Even the masculine, even the men

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Speaker 1: and hammers and the ilk, beautiful, The masculine is like,

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Speaker 1: why I diet? That's right there. That's why I'm hiring

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Speaker 1: a Trainer's that you could be like, you've lost even

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Speaker 1: the masculine I'm like, thank you you at Home Depot, Like,

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine a store that has caused me more

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Speaker 1: pain throughout my life than going there with my father

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Speaker 1: and having to be like, oh, it's time to go

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Speaker 1: buy wood. Imagine, like I don't know what is going

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Speaker 1: on there are there are like gayer parts of Home

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Speaker 1: Depot like paint no no, Like they have like a

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Speaker 1: swiffer aisle and they have they sell like containers and

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Speaker 1: the soil aisles are fun. It's like they said they

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Speaker 1: gotta go to lowss I. You know what, I'm very

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Speaker 1: upset to hear that they donated to Trump because I'll

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Speaker 1: be real with you, I don't love a lows that

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Speaker 1: I will learn to love those Home Depot donated to Trump,

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Speaker 1: Burger King donated to Trump, Pizza Hut donated to Trump.

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Speaker 1: Like that I could go on. It's like the franchise

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Speaker 1: owners because I heard talk about dead and I had

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Speaker 1: to regurgitate the crunch trap I have to breakfast. I

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01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 1: was like, what the crunch trap I had for breakfast? Wow? Um?

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Speaker 1: So much um culture ruined here on the portion of

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Speaker 1: the episode. I can we just say something you boys,

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Speaker 1: After a very harrowing few months have just totally pulled

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Speaker 1: my soul out from the dirt. We hope, we hope

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01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 1: that everyone listening UM has been taking care of themselves

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Speaker 1: and we're happy to hear that. And we were so

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Speaker 1: happy to have you, Michelle. I believe we laughed throughout

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Speaker 1: this episode. We do just want to remind everyone, um,

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Speaker 1: you know, to to really be thinking about, um, where

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01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,640
Speaker 1: you're putting your money. Like we make a joke, but

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01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:49,640
Speaker 1: especially now when there's so much going on. We were

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01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: listed a bunch of resources and organizations that you could

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01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:56,719
Speaker 1: donate to in the last episode, UM, and maybe revisit

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Speaker 1: that and like, just think about, um, where you could

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Speaker 1: be putting your money. That's a useful place and you

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Speaker 1: don't necessarily have to order be ordering Taco Bell anymore,

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Speaker 1: Taco Hut or can Taco Hut or whatever it is

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Speaker 1: that you go out and get. UM, just be smart

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01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,800
Speaker 1: about where you're putting your dollars MM, because that's sort

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Speaker 1: of thing abouts. That's power, honey, that's power. UM. Well, Michelle,

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Speaker 1: we're so happy you came on. We've had you, We've

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Speaker 1: had you in the books for for for ages because

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Speaker 1: we were just making sure that you were going to

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Speaker 1: come at the exact right time. You came right on

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Speaker 1: time to laugh. That's really perfect, honestly, and thank you,

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Speaker 1: and any time, I mean, once you're back, please come back,

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Speaker 1: come on my podcast Will You Love Love We Love

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Speaker 1: It Midnight Snack and also to roll to just revisit

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Speaker 1: whether that's a good title or not. Yes, do you

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Speaker 1: like it? Honestly, we really do excellent, excellent, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: have I hope it's okay that I set the title

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Speaker 1: on your show Who are You Awaking? Who gonna get?

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Speaker 1: Like to make sure everything's been like booked already? You

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. By the way, when you see

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Speaker 1: the podcast in three weeks and it's called Somebody Spilled Sauce,

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Speaker 1: you'll know that I was. I love spilling the sauce

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01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: sounds funny, I don't know. I mean sipping the tea,

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Speaker 1: spilling the tea that might have spilling the sauce. Alright,

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Speaker 1: I love you. I have to go fix my makeup

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Speaker 1: before my Instagram live television show which I paid so

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Speaker 1: much money for. Wow, I just make many, many money.

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Speaker 1: And that's why we're going to wrap up right now

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Speaker 1: with a song. Louis always do Bowen take it away.

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Speaker 1: Don't then that shunned up butter That actually wasn't a

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Speaker 1: singing it that was Lea Michelle singing. She was a

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Speaker 1: bad singer. Canceled Okay Bye by