Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, yep, this bill.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry this bill.
Speaker 2: We are pretty much done. She's trying to figure out
Speaker 2: some stuff.
Speaker 1: What are what are you doing?
Speaker 2: This bill? Come from the plumbing. We got a pretty
Speaker 2: much doing, but pretty much doing, but we gotta figure
Speaker 2: out some stuff. Well, you know, do the couch and
Speaker 2: things like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're working in my bathroom right, Well.
Speaker 2: We were relocated that toilet right where you won't in
Speaker 2: the middle of the living room. But then there's a
Speaker 2: couch there, so I don't know if you want to care,
Speaker 2: you want to move the couch into the bathroom or
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I didn't want to relocate my toilet.
Speaker 2: I wanted it much harder work than I thought it
Speaker 2: was gonna be. We had to, you know, cut out
Speaker 2: the whole and do the pipe. Excuse yea what hole
Speaker 2: for the toy to go on top of? You see
Speaker 2: what you have a toilet? We have toilet. There a
Speaker 2: hole on on the bottom of it. So that did
Speaker 2: you know you could do things in the toilet drain
Speaker 2: down that that there the pipe? You know?
Speaker 1: So what are you doing? You're putting this toilet in
Speaker 1: my living room.
Speaker 2: Nope, no, nope, nope, we already installed. We were not
Speaker 2: putting in the living room. It's already been installed right
Speaker 2: in the middle of living room. Like you had ass
Speaker 2: an interesting choice for to place to have a toilet.
Speaker 2: But you know, I guess you want to ease of
Speaker 2: access or you know, have guests be able to use
Speaker 2: the toilet right there. I don't know, maybe anyway, I
Speaker 2: never I never installed a toilet in the middle of
Speaker 2: the living room before, but it was a nice challenge. Uh, anyway,
Speaker 2: what you want to do with the couch? You want
Speaker 2: us to move that outside? You want to donate that,
Speaker 2: Put that in the bathroom, sit in the bathroom, Uh,
Speaker 2: watch TV in the bathroom on the couch, and then
Speaker 2: use the bathroom with the TV. Is I don't anyway? Uh,
Speaker 2: but but it's right where the couch was.
Speaker 1: So you're you're telling me the toilet is in my living.
Speaker 2: Room just like you want it right in the middle
Speaker 2: of the living room. Took the liberty and facing it
Speaker 2: towards the TV, because you know, I figure you want
Speaker 2: to be watching things while you do, you know, doing
Speaker 2: your business.
Speaker 1: No that I don't want any of that you hout
Speaker 1: a hole in the middle of my living room and
Speaker 1: installed plumbing.
Speaker 2: A toilet, you know, just like you.
Speaker 1: Why would you think someone wants a toilet installed in
Speaker 1: their living room?
Speaker 2: Questions? Is way about that? But now look at the invoice,
Speaker 2: he says, right in the middle of the living room,
Speaker 2: we see.
Speaker 1: No, I meant the middle bathroom to the fight of
Speaker 1: the living room.
Speaker 2: See your random living room, right in the middle. That's
Speaker 2: where the toilet is, right in the middle of the
Speaker 2: living room. You want us to put more toilets in
Speaker 2: this so you can be multiple seating the toilets like
Speaker 2: you know, watch the TV with the family as Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: You know, you idiot, Not the middle of the living room,
Speaker 1: the middle bathroom to the right of the living room.
Speaker 2: Okay, what you want to do with the cav don't touch.
Speaker 1: The couch, don't touch it, don't touch anything. What I
Speaker 1: want is for you to have half of a brain,
Speaker 1: because who would want a toilet in their living room?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't, because if you could read, you would know
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want a toilet in the middle of my
Speaker 1: living room.
Speaker 2: What is actually? Can ask you?
Speaker 1: Are you neander? No?
Speaker 2: I don't know who buy is. My name is Bill Johnson.
Speaker 1: You are probably the stupidest person I've ever met in
Speaker 1: my life, the stupidest person alive. And on the way back,
Speaker 1: I'm going to call your boss and get you fired.
Speaker 1: Thank you for ruining my day.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I just let's know, this is actually Jubil
Speaker 2: from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
Speaker 2: and your husband set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 2: He said that you were having a problem with one
Speaker 2: of your bathrooms and you had and you let plumbers
Speaker 2: in today and you wanted to mess with you. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, there's no toilet in your living room.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was listitting here picturing a toilet
Speaker 1: in the middle of my living room. And they just
Speaker 1: insure and everything, and oh, oh my god, I'm so
Speaker 1: happy wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.