1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: Hear me concession, I can't take back o arm. 2 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 2: Speaker got a text into seventy five nine two that says, 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 2: sometimes when I'm extra lazy, I'll eat the Apple Core 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 2: because I don't want to go find the trash can. 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 3: Oh damn, I mean gee good rofage. 6 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. I think in some ways we're all human trash 7 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 2: can Yeah, as garbage people. It's important that we empty 8 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 2: out the sin bin every once in a while before 9 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 2: it gets too full. Absolute and you can do that 10 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 2: right here anonymously on the mass speaker. And one of 11 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 2: our listeners is already on the phone, ready to dump 12 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 2: her trash right into our listening holes. She's chosen the 13 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 2: fake name Beth. So. Beth, welcome to the shame Dump Pile. 14 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 3: I know this is your first time to it, and 15 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 3: maybe you've got a frequent user pass. 16 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 4: I don't know. 17 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, we we welcome return customers to the shame Dump. 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 2: But the voice changer is on. You are now the 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 2: mass speaker, Beth, So whenever you're ready, go ahead dump 20 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 2: your truth on us. 21 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:12,319 Speaker 4: So. I was married for a while, but now I'm separated. 22 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 4: I've kind of been out of the scene for a 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 4: long time. 24 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 3: And are you feeling good about that? Sorry, just to interrupt, like, 25 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 3: are we celebrating that no we're single again? Or are 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 3: we feeling sad still? 27 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,119 Speaker 4: No, I'm ready to start dating for sure. Like it's 28 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,199 Speaker 4: a good thing. I'm steel good. 29 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:35,919 Speaker 2: Just let you know, give her some ope and optimism. 30 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 4: I mean I was until recently. 31 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 2: What happened? 32 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 4: Well, so I do have a nine year old son. 33 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 2: Oh, you kept him good for you after the divorce. 34 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 2: You never know, It's like, I don't know, he kind 35 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 2: of reminds me like a house or a car. 36 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 4: For the kid. 37 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 2: He's like, no, you take it, Okay, we're a kidding. Yeah, 38 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 2: we're just a lovely nine year old son. 39 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:02,559 Speaker 3: Yeah. 40 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 4: No. And you know, and so I have, I haven 41 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 4: started dating, and you know, it is so much harder 42 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 4: than I thought it was going to be. Oh my god. 43 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 4: I just feel like the guys are super flaky, way 44 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 4: more than before. It's just like you go out on 45 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 4: one date and they just ghost you. 46 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. 47 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 3: Well I would imagine too, like people don't feel like 48 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 3: they owe each other anything. Right, prior to dating apps, 49 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 3: you would actually meet someone face to face and at 50 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 3: least have some ounce of respect for who they were, 51 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 3: you know. 52 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, for four years and they'll just drop yet, right, 53 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 2: So what's going on with you? What are you confessing 54 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:35,679 Speaker 2: to here? 55 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 4: Well, so I guess that's kind of It was like 56 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 4: I was over meeting people and so I was at 57 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 4: my kids soccer game and this really handsome guy just 58 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 4: started chatting me up. 59 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 2: Oh congrats. 60 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think like I'm just sitting on the sideline 61 00:02:55,919 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 4: being the legitimate soccer mom that I am, and we're 62 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 4: just talking and I get to know him a little 63 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 4: bit and he's a single dad and cute. 64 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 3: Why is this a secret? I would be screwing this 65 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 3: from the rooftop and that a hot single daddy at 66 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 3: the soccer game broke. 67 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 2: You shouldn't be doing that. You should be celebrating that. 68 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 4: I mean I would be celebrating it. But then it 69 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 4: got really awkward really fast, because I was like, oh, 70 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 4: which kid is yours? And he points out and I 71 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 4: mean this kid so he was on the other team, 72 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 4: and he was really good. I mean, he'd already scored. 73 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 2: A goal jeans. 74 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 4: And then he asked me you like it is and 75 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 4: I'm like, oh jeez. I mean I was the kid 76 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 4: in sports who's like sitting in the grass making daisy chains. 77 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 2: Your son got that from you. 78 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 4: He's not exceptionally athletic. 79 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 2: Okay, that's okay, And. 80 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 4: Just like the spur the woman. I don't know why 81 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 4: I did this. I pointed to a different kid, it's 82 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 4: really good. 83 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 2: Oh no, what was his reaction? 84 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 4: He was acting impressed. I'm like, yeah, yeah, ye know, 85 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 4: the deal whatever, and trying to like move along. 86 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, but you just screwed yourself. 87 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 3: How are you ever going to go out with him 88 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 3: when you lied about who your kid was. 89 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 4: So that's where it gets real bad. The game wrapped up, 90 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 4: I'm chatting with the other parents, you know, on on 91 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 4: our team, and he comes back over to me and 92 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 4: he like starts to ask me out, and he's like, 93 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 4: he shaver for dinner for some time. He could bring 94 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 4: your boy. They can play, you know. And then I 95 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 4: noticed my son is walking over and I'm like he's 96 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 4: like hey, mom, and I like, walk away. 97 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:59,039 Speaker 1: Oh God, away from your child. 98 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. I was such a trick. I went 99 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 4: over to the other kid and was like congratulating him 100 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 4: on a good game. 101 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 2: This is on the head, that's my boy. 102 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 4: So now I have been chilling up to our game 103 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 4: super early, so that my son's like already out on 104 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:20,159 Speaker 4: the field time before the dad gets there, like trying 105 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,039 Speaker 4: to punt shop dinner as long as possible. 106 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 3: I think that you just say, oh, you thought I 107 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 3: was talking about him. No, I pointed to the one 108 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,159 Speaker 3: that's bad right over there. I was wondering why you 109 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 3: were complimenting his soccer skills. 110 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 2: You're rocket Because if you're blatantly honest and said no, 111 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 2: I want to impress you and I switch kids, you 112 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 2: look like a bad mom. So I think Brooke is right. 113 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 2: Do you think you'll ever come clean? 114 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,600 Speaker 4: I don't know. It's so embarrassing. I might just give up. 115 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 2: You can't go out on a date. Go on one 116 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 2: or two dates and see if it's gonna go anywhere. 117 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 2: If it's not, then you never have to tell him. 118 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 2: If it is, then you can try Brook's theory. 119 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I could. 120 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 3: I don't know. 121 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 4: It's like maybe just trying to make the date. Just 122 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 4: ask you and have nothing to do with the kids. 123 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, no matter what happens, you need to keep 124 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:08,679 Speaker 3: us updated. 125 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 2: You got a single hot daddy. 126 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 4: On the line. You cannot ruin this. 127 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,479 Speaker 2: See that's why Brook's interested. Just wants to meet the 128 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 2: hot dam. 129 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 4: It's really cute. 130 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:23,039 Speaker 2: Look what modern dating has done to us about our 131 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 2: own children. But text in there're seven eighty five nine too. 132 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 133 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,279 Speaker 2: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you 134 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,479 Speaker 2: the next mass speaker. 135 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,159 Speaker 4: For her. 136 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 2: Phone taps coming 137 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,840 Speaker 4: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.