Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jaselle Bryant.
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up?
Speaker 2: Y'all?
Speaker 1: This is Robin Dixon. Thank you once again for being
Speaker 1: here with us. Yes, love and appreciate you, We sure do.
Speaker 1: And Roma is sitting here with a beautiful tan y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all browns and bronzed and all kinds of goodness.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know, we'll have to have to tell you
Speaker 1: all all about, yes, where I've been. You have to
Speaker 1: tell everyone about where you've been and what we've been doing. Hmmmm.
Speaker 2: We might as well do that now because it's part
Speaker 2: of my Reasonably Shady moment?
Speaker 1: Oh is it? Yeah? Okay, all right, well you start, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, So hi guys, So happy to see you guys.
Speaker 2: I have been in International World Traveler. Yes, I did
Speaker 2: this summer. I decided to do Italy. Last summer we
Speaker 2: did France with me and my kid. So this summer
Speaker 2: we went to Rome and then we took a train
Speaker 2: to to like the Maufe coast. So we got off
Speaker 2: at like Sealerno and took a car to Positano, which
Speaker 2: just like on the Maufa coast, and then we stayed
Speaker 2: there for a while. Then we went over to Capri,
Speaker 2: which is its own island.
Speaker 1: Nice to take a boat.
Speaker 2: We took a boat, took Capri. That's the only way
Speaker 2: that you can get there. And we stayed there for
Speaker 2: a while. And then we went to Naples Wow, and
Speaker 2: stayed there for a couple days. We could have actually
Speaker 2: missed Naples Wow. But we did some fun stuff in Naples,
Speaker 2: which I'll tell about later anyway, and then we came
Speaker 2: on home.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, that is how many days was that? That was?
Speaker 2: This is twelve twelve.
Speaker 1: Days in Italy? Yes, okay? Which one was your favorite?
Speaker 1: Favorite was probably Positano.
Speaker 2: And it's so crazy because everybody talks about Capri because
Speaker 2: Capri is very much like lifestyles of the rich and faces.
Speaker 2: It's like the cutest town ever high end.
Speaker 1: Is that like a town on the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, the whole thing is island, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very small. But like I don't know, for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: Pasatana was like it gave you all of that, plus
Speaker 2: it gave you much more of the culture. So I
Speaker 2: like that cultural perspective and it seemed very homey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, so how was the food? Was there that?
Speaker 1: The food was better?
Speaker 2: Food was amazing. Enrome, we did a pasta making class. Okay,
Speaker 2: that was great because I made my own pasta. And
Speaker 2: by the way, every time like the little instructor would
Speaker 2: come around, he would always look at like my dough
Speaker 2: and he'd be like perfect, perfect, and the kids were
Speaker 2: not getting perfect. They were getting like he would have
Speaker 2: to I. He would have to like fix this. Mine
Speaker 2: is perfect, thank you. But that's because you bake. You
Speaker 2: like to bake. Yeah right, that's not pasta.
Speaker 1: I know, but I feel like those skills are transferable
Speaker 1: probably you know.
Speaker 2: For that that the food was great. So in Naples,
Speaker 2: we did a food tour, which I recommend for everyone
Speaker 2: to do, and it went a little something like this, Okay,
Speaker 2: they meet you somewhere and then they're like, let's go
Speaker 2: and you walk the streets and they take you to
Speaker 2: places that has like authentic Napoleon food. So we started
Speaker 2: with like something that I didn't like. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It's like a cookie or something.
Speaker 2: It was. It was wax, right, and then we went
Speaker 2: to like ragoul and then we got sardines fried sardines,
Speaker 2: which I would have never eaten.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 2: We got pizza fried pizza balls with kale in Its good.
Speaker 1: I've never thought I would hear the word fried in Italy? Yes,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I don't know. I just when
Speaker 1: I I just when I hear I've been to Italy,
Speaker 1: so when I remember, it's just more everything's just like
Speaker 1: fresh and yeah, I don't know, but their fry is different.
Speaker 2: It's a different taste to It's like it's like more salty, okay,
Speaker 2: which I loved. Then we we had like the pizza
Speaker 2: you know, was the place that they picked, like, which
Speaker 2: is super authentic pizza that you love?
Speaker 1: So yeah, thin dough, oh my god, you know, not
Speaker 1: a ton of sauce. Yes, so we were shootooto.
Speaker 2: We got so we went to maybe like ten different spots.
Speaker 2: We were totally full afterwards, but worth it.
Speaker 1: That sounds delish. Yeah, that's what. That's cute. I like
Speaker 1: that everyone should do a food tour of wherever you go,
Speaker 1: where you go? Okay, I like that. I didn't even
Speaker 1: like who even knew that that was like a thing
Speaker 1: that you could sign up for, right, But I'm greedy.
Speaker 1: Now you know, yeah, and you and I know we're
Speaker 1: still trying to get to your reasonably shady moment, but
Speaker 1: like I feel like we can't. We can't not talk
Speaker 1: about the trip, all right, And you planned all of
Speaker 1: this yearself? I did.
Speaker 2: I did so I this is actually what I like
Speaker 2: to do. So I like to do research about the
Speaker 2: hotels where they are in the city.
Speaker 1: I like to pick our activities.
Speaker 2: Obviously the kids kind of weigh in with activities, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I like to do all that, and I lay it out.
Speaker 2: It's actually a lot of work. But I sure it's
Speaker 2: a lot of work. But I liked a ton of
Speaker 2: work because people were.
Speaker 1: Asking me, like, what travel agent do you work with? No,
Speaker 1: and her name's Giselle. That's insane.
Speaker 2: Yes, I should start a travel agent business.
Speaker 1: You could, yes, yes, yes, that's your Season nine storyline.
Speaker 2: I'm a travel agent. They do travel ations even make
Speaker 2: money these days.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Say, hey, if y'all are listening,
Speaker 1: you're a travel agent. Yeah, us, And if that's a
Speaker 1: good business that Gazelle should get into.
Speaker 2: Let us know, because I can actually tell you firsthand
Speaker 2: what's the good place to go or not to go.
Speaker 2: But another side to that is like since when the
Speaker 2: Internet hit, like everybody just started doing stuff on their own.
Speaker 2: So when I was married, Jamal used to do it,
Speaker 2: like he used to like be all into like look
Speaker 2: at I think that's why I started like getting into it,
Speaker 2: because he would like look up all these little hotels
Speaker 2: he loves, like little boutique hotels.
Speaker 1: And then when we would.
Speaker 2: Get there, I would plan all of the activities. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was my thing, okay, And so now I just
Speaker 2: do it for me and my kids.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Okay, So can you next year? Can
Speaker 1: you maybe invite us the Dixons. Yes, I would love
Speaker 1: to invite the Dixons. Yes, and we wouldn't you know,
Speaker 1: we could go off and do our separate things. Did
Speaker 1: you get sick of us or whatever?
Speaker 2: So funny that you said that, because when we were
Speaker 2: in Capri, you know we were we always have a
Speaker 2: boat day.
Speaker 1: So you know boats range. Yeah, so there's some boats
Speaker 1: that would have loved to split the costs.
Speaker 2: Well. No, I was thinking I was gonna by next year,
Speaker 2: I'm going to be, you know, very rich.
Speaker 1: Okay, because you're gonna have a booming travel agent.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm gonna be very rich. So I'm gonna like
Speaker 2: get a boat for like a month. And so we
Speaker 2: were talking about inviting people on the boat. Who will
Speaker 2: we invite? Yeah, and we said the Dixon Yah, Dixons
Speaker 2: are invited.
Speaker 1: Yes, And in the time that you go, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, perfect for us as well. Right, So okay,
Speaker 1: next year we I'm serious about that. Yes, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get the boat and y'all.
Speaker 2: So y'all can come and like come and move as
Speaker 2: you wish, meaning like you can stay the whole time,
Speaker 2: you can come week, you can, we'll have dinners together.
Speaker 2: Then we'll have days where you do your own thing.
Speaker 2: I love that, Yes, I love that.
Speaker 1: And it'll be cool. And then the girls would have
Speaker 1: like you know, the guys to kind of like have
Speaker 1: fun with hang out with.
Speaker 2: But Corey and Grace on the streets of Italy, I
Speaker 2: foresee I foresee something.
Speaker 1: Yes, police will be called because Grace is like, let's
Speaker 1: go over here and try it is right, and they're
Speaker 1: gonna go do it and it's gonna be okay. And
Speaker 1: then Carter will be like, no, don't go.
Speaker 2: Yes, Angel'll be like I'm telling mom right right right now, Okay,
Speaker 2: let me tell you about my all right, Yes, So
Speaker 2: I'm in Positano, which I love, and their thing is
Speaker 2: like lemons. So lemons are everywhere, Limons are on the clothes, lemons.
Speaker 2: They sell lemon anything, okay, lemon tallo obviously, so they
Speaker 2: have lemon ornaments. So I went into the store to
Speaker 2: get a lemon ornament because the kids were like, that
Speaker 2: should be a good Christmas ornament this year for because
Speaker 2: you know, my Christmas tree is real Charlie Brown, and
Speaker 2: everybody knows chot Cheese and Robins is not. Robins is
Speaker 2: by the book, you could take a picture and put
Speaker 2: it in better hall to car.
Speaker 1: Okay. So getting there, I'm trying. I go to pick out.
Speaker 2: The ornament and then one falls on the ground, splat.
Speaker 2: But I was standing next to a lady, so it
Speaker 2: could have been either one of us that did it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so yes it was me.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, the people that worked there, oh,
Speaker 2: they started talking real loud, and I was ignoring all
Speaker 2: of that because if you break something that safeway, it's
Speaker 2: like who.
Speaker 1: Can Yeah, they just like come sweep it up, Sep.
Speaker 2: Like I can't tell you how many times I didn't
Speaker 2: busted a jelly jar online right at four in Safeway,
Speaker 2: like it's it's every three weeks. I'm busting jars jelly
Speaker 2: jars of maple syrup, minced garlic. Yes, all of that's
Speaker 2: on the floor. No big deal, that's how we do
Speaker 2: in the state, right, But apparently that's not an Italian.
Speaker 1: Things are plentiful in the States.
Speaker 2: Oh so the girl, So the lady comes behind me
Speaker 2: and picks up the stuff that was falling on the
Speaker 2: ground and apparently one of the one of the like
Speaker 2: sides of it that was broken had the price tag
Speaker 2: on it, and she puts it on the counter. And
Speaker 2: so she's just talking to me real loud in that language.
Speaker 1: Oh, like you break it, you buy it?
Speaker 2: That cute, But I don't I don't know what the
Speaker 2: Italian is for you break it, you buy It's probably
Speaker 2: like I got me, I tell you. And I was like, so, Grace,
Speaker 2: who's my rider? Yes, was like she I was at
Speaker 2: counter to buy the one that I wanted to do. Right,
Speaker 2: they still talking in this Italian. Grace rolled up so
Speaker 2: fast next to me and she was like like stood
Speaker 2: there and looked at them like she wanted to like
Speaker 2: go them.
Speaker 1: Twins was out the door. You broke and you buy
Speaker 1: your bobby. Let me take you something. Grace is about it?
Speaker 1: She ready?
Speaker 2: So I said, so then I give them what I
Speaker 2: was gonna buy, and they said in English, well, good thing,
Speaker 2: you broke one that was smaller. It's not as expensive.
Speaker 2: In other words, bitch, we're bringing this up to right.
Speaker 2: So I looking like, this is not what we do
Speaker 2: in the United States. It's a courtesy. You are able
Speaker 2: to break shit and you don't have to.
Speaker 1: Pay for it.
Speaker 2: So I'm mad all Italians. They're shady, yes right now,
Speaker 2: I'm mad at all of them.
Speaker 1: So what So did you pay for it? I had
Speaker 1: no choice?
Speaker 2: Really, they they they rang it up as I was
Speaker 2: trying to Can you tell me how much it costs?
Speaker 1: It was probably twenty dollars? Okay, but that's not the point. Okay,
Speaker 1: the price is not the point. Okay. Did they have
Speaker 1: like twenty four dollars hundreds and hundreds of ornaments?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh they did. Yeah, they had like a ton. They
Speaker 1: had a ton okay of lemon ornaments.
Speaker 2: Of lemon or go to Pastiano you will see a
Speaker 2: ton of lemon ornaments and probably fifty stores.
Speaker 1: And I cannot so, yeah, this shit should happen a lot.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I felt like saying, y'all need to better
Speaker 2: equipped how you hang them right, because anybody could have
Speaker 2: done this. You probably they probably stepped me up to
Speaker 2: make me do it on purpose so that I would
Speaker 2: have to buy it.
Speaker 1: So trap.
Speaker 2: So yes, they are shady. Yes, in this country, you
Speaker 2: you break it, you don't buy.
Speaker 1: It unless there's a sign that says you break it,
Speaker 1: you buy it.
Speaker 2: Typically when it's when it's like that, there's a sign
Speaker 2: that says do not touch.
Speaker 1: True, yes, very true. So unless you have that up, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy it. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 1: know what. I actually just saw a sign in the
Speaker 1: airport and Cabo, in the gift shop at the airport
Speaker 1: that said if you break it, you buy it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and did say do not touch. Well no, I didn't
Speaker 1: say do not touch because people are purchasing these things, right,
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, the stuff in it. I
Speaker 1: don't know it's whether it's a magnet or something, but
Speaker 1: I literally I was, as you're telling the story, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know I saw one recently and it was in Cabo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's what Robin was in Cabo. Yes, I
Speaker 2: was buying stuff. I broke in Italy.
Speaker 1: Yes, she went to Italy. I went to Cabo. I
Speaker 1: was loving life. I'll talk about that in a little bit,
Speaker 1: but okay, so my shady moment, Yeah, I received an
Speaker 1: email from a young lady and it was like for me,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is perfect, right on time,
Speaker 1: because it was someone like trying looking for sending her
Speaker 1: resume right for us, for for us or for meat
Speaker 1: for whomever. It's like, you know, for like social media
Speaker 1: and personal assistance and like, so like I'm in the
Speaker 1: space where like I really probably need someone to help
Speaker 1: just with all things going on in my life, you know, yes,
Speaker 1: reasonably shady. And then of course you know I have
Speaker 1: Glow thirty that I'm going to be opening up, and
Speaker 1: just stuff going on in the house and all my
Speaker 1: other businesses and shootout, got kids going to different school
Speaker 1: I don't know. So I'm like, okay, I'm looking for somebody,
Speaker 1: a young person in the area that can really you know,
Speaker 1: come in and help elevate everything that we have going on. Okay, Right,
Speaker 1: So on the resume she listed her work experience. There
Speaker 1: was somebody on the resume that she worked for that
Speaker 1: I knew.
Speaker 2: I think she sent this to me too. Really okay,
Speaker 2: I think I know where you're going.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. We haven't talked about this, we haven't, okay.
Speaker 1: So I texted the person, Yes, me too, Oh you did?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead because I was thinking about this person
Speaker 2: for reasonably shady Yes that too, Yes, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Yes. So I texted the person that is on this
Speaker 1: girl's resume like, hey, you know you have you know,
Speaker 1: I see that she worked for you, Like, what can
Speaker 1: you tell me about her? You have any insight? Should
Speaker 1: I engage? And she wrote back, well, she really, like
Speaker 1: I think the girl like put like a year that
Speaker 1: she worked for this for this person, he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she really only worked for me for a few months.
Speaker 1: And the other person that she listened on the resume,
Speaker 1: she didn't work for them at all. Why are we
Speaker 1: lying lying on the resume? She was like, but she's like,
Speaker 1: she's like there's more. She's like we could talk over
Speaker 1: the phone. I said, girls say less, say no, yes more. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's okay.
Speaker 2: So I texted her and I said, so funny that
Speaker 2: we have not had this conversation. And I said, hey,
Speaker 2: I got this resume from this girl you know her.
Speaker 2: She was like alright, told Robin, yeah, alright, told Robbin, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a no. And I was like, fangs right, And
Speaker 2: by the way, how's the family.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hold up, you send it out resumes with
Speaker 1: people two people I don't know the other girl on
Speaker 1: the other person on the resume that she says she
Speaker 1: worked for. I personally don't know her, but I know
Speaker 1: people that know her, yes, And I'm like, you literally
Speaker 1: put two people on your resume that you one you
Speaker 1: didn't work for at all, and the other one you
Speaker 1: worked for like one quarter of the time that you
Speaker 1: said you did.
Speaker 2: And why would you have people on your resume that
Speaker 2: aren't gonna vouch for you?
Speaker 1: Right? Like that's the crazy you think that I can't
Speaker 1: follow up with these people that I can't just be like, hell,
Speaker 1: that is so fun. I forgot to tell you that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I hit her like what's up with because I was
Speaker 2: excited when I tell you the resume is thorough.
Speaker 1: Right, it's a nice resume. It's perfect. She's local, you know, clearly,
Speaker 1: I assume she has transportation. She's young, and like the
Speaker 1: stuff that she said, she did. I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is just.
Speaker 2: What we need, right all that So long story short, guys,
Speaker 2: we are looking for people, and if you lie on
Speaker 2: your resume, you're gonna get busted.
Speaker 1: So please send us your information because of make it truth, right,
Speaker 1: especially for us, because think about us, like we are
Speaker 1: public people, you know, we want to maintain a private
Speaker 1: life and we want to maintain some type of normalcy.
Speaker 1: We don't want to bring someone in our space that
Speaker 1: we can't trust. And so you I'm sorry, like you
Speaker 1: jumping out in the gate sending me a resume full
Speaker 1: of lies.
Speaker 2: And if you're gonna have somebody on your resume, you
Speaker 2: better be sure that they're gonna say wonderful things about you, right,
Speaker 2: because we're I'm never going to hire somebody without checking
Speaker 2: the references, right, I'm gonna call to people.
Speaker 1: But this wasn't even a reference. This was just like
Speaker 1: under her work experience. So I'm like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: sure her references wouldn't be them.
Speaker 2: True, right, You should be able to use your past
Speaker 2: employer as a reference, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you put a totally made up someone that you
Speaker 1: did not work for ever?
Speaker 2: What? Yeah, stop, don't do that, y'all, these last write
Speaker 2: her back and just say no, you shouldn't let it go, Robin,
Speaker 2: let it go. That's the reasonable side of you.
Speaker 1: Let it go. That would be my good deed of
Speaker 1: the day. I I mean, I don't even remember. I
Speaker 1: gotta find it now at this point. That's so funny
Speaker 1: that she I mean, I guess that's what they do.
Speaker 1: Like if she reached out to me, then she reached
Speaker 1: out to everybody on the cast. I'm sure right, And
Speaker 1: yeah it didn't go well. Okay, So do you want
Speaker 1: to tell us more about Cabo? Yeah? Sure, So I
Speaker 1: went to Cabo a couple of weeknds ago. Last week,
Speaker 1: I don't know, these days get all mixed up. I
Speaker 1: went to Cabo from a Friday to a Monday with
Speaker 1: two of my girlfriends. What kind of flight is that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: For me, for coming from DC, we have to stop somewhere.
Speaker 1: It's not a direct flight. So I stopped in Houston
Speaker 1: and my girlfriends live in Houston, so they so then
Speaker 1: we flew from We all three together flew from Houston
Speaker 1: to Cabo out of Dulles. No, no, no direct flights
Speaker 1: to Caboka. That sucks. Yeah, it's okay, it really sucks.
Speaker 1: Because Cabo is it's like beautiful. It's so what was
Speaker 1: the type of place. I mean, if I had spent
Speaker 1: more time there, I would have left the resort and
Speaker 1: done other things like gone into like the city because
Speaker 1: I think there's like shopping and great restaurants. But like
Speaker 1: the resorts there are so they're just they're great. The
Speaker 1: food is great, the service is great. So for that
Speaker 1: period of time, like we didn't have to leave nice,
Speaker 1: we say that the Nobu resort or hotel. Okay, the
Speaker 1: food was amazing. So are they only serving sushi all day? No?
Speaker 1: No, no no, So they have of course a Nobu restaurant there,
Speaker 1: which like literally we didn't leave one crumb of food
Speaker 1: on our plate.
Speaker 2: Oh I know you didn't, okay, Robin is when we
Speaker 2: called so I called myself greedy, rob This is greedy, Okay,
Speaker 2: greedy girls.
Speaker 1: But my friend, like my friends do, we literally did
Speaker 1: not leave one crumb. So good. But no, they have
Speaker 1: like they have a Mexican restaurant. They have a Mediterranean
Speaker 1: restaurant that was so good. They have a steakhouse. The
Speaker 1: food at the pool and the bar is so it's
Speaker 1: not you know when you like go to a pool
Speaker 1: and usually it's like burgers and fries and chicken wrap
Speaker 1: and no, it's like tuna tostada. And you know it's
Speaker 1: just like nice, fresh, light food, healthy food, so good.
Speaker 1: The drinks are amazing, the service is good. It was
Speaker 1: very interesting. I noticed all of the workers, like at
Speaker 1: the pool for the most part, were men, and they
Speaker 1: were like older men. You know, if you go to
Speaker 1: like Miami or whatever, Yeah, it's like you young girls,
Speaker 1: but like yeah, it's like younger girls, younger guys, like
Speaker 1: you know, just serving. Like No, it was so interesting
Speaker 1: a cabo. They were like older men that I would
Speaker 1: probably say were like I don't know, forties to flirt. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, they were like just super professional, good at
Speaker 1: their job. Nice I do. I feel like that's probably
Speaker 1: something that they look for for those servers. For for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, I just thought it was weird. Okay. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So we had a really good time. It was like
Speaker 1: totally relaxing, all about you know, the spa, We worked out, we.
Speaker 2: Need good food, okay, Okay, I love that, went to
Speaker 2: the pool, Okay, all of that. So there was no like,
Speaker 2: you know, for these trips with these kids, I always
Speaker 2: try to put in like some historical moment, like you
Speaker 2: gotta learn something.
Speaker 1: We got to learn something here, yeah no, yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no we didn't because okay, so since where the Nobu
Speaker 1: resort is. Yeah, it's kind of like off the beaten
Speaker 1: path from like the main part of Cabo, right, and
Speaker 1: driving like from the airport to the resort. I just
Speaker 1: had all types of like crazy visions in my head
Speaker 1: of like the car tumbling off the road to the
Speaker 1: Why why this is where? This is where my brain goes.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. You think you're gonna tumble out the road. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just like you know, you just gonna like go
Speaker 1: around the curve too fast and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: the car is going to be like doing like fifty
Speaker 1: tumbles down down the.
Speaker 2: Hill on to the You do not want to go
Speaker 2: to the Amafi coast because it is a one what
Speaker 2: is it? One lane street and it's all up into
Speaker 2: the mountains.
Speaker 1: All that kind of like what we did in France
Speaker 1: when we went on the show season four, Right, what
Speaker 1: did we do? I don't know, Yes, you don't remember that.
Speaker 1: I was about to get sick going we went up
Speaker 1: to that winery and it was just y yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: something similar to that. Yeah, no, I'm I'm afraid of heights.
Speaker 1: But then I just have these like visions of like
Speaker 1: me being on the news for.
Speaker 2: No, for like you know Real Housewives star, Yes, Robin
Speaker 2: Dixon tumbled off the road in Cabo, or alternatively, like
Speaker 2: I just envisioned like some random people just coming out
Speaker 2: on the road, like the car going down the road
Speaker 2: and then someone throwing out the spikes across the road
Speaker 2: and then ours go flat?
Speaker 1: What movie are you watching? And then they and then
Speaker 1: they kidnaped me michell. So I said to my friends,
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave the resort.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, and you should not not with all of
Speaker 2: those bad dreams.
Speaker 1: What the hell these are? These are bad day dreams.
Speaker 2: This is Robin, Robin, you're watching my imagination runs wild?
Speaker 1: No, what is that? What is that show? Gangs?
Speaker 2: No, Gangs of London. Stop watching Gangs of London. Okay,
Speaker 2: I know, no.
Speaker 1: That is probably because most of the shows I want
Speaker 1: to watch are like yeah, bang bang shoot them up right,
Speaker 1: Oh that's all you watch? I gotta show and watching
Speaker 1: what It's not like that? But okay. Shout out to
Speaker 1: Queens of Bravo once again, because on their Instagram page.
Speaker 1: They kept posting about the righteous Gemstones. Have you watched that?
Speaker 1: I have? Your whole ministry is set up to serve
Speaker 1: the Gemstones? Well, I praise b to he m hm,
Speaker 1: you watched it? I watched it? Is there new? Is
Speaker 1: there three seasons? They have three? It's three seasons when
Speaker 1: I go to on demand. Okay, there's three seasons. So
Speaker 1: I just started season one.
Speaker 2: I don't think i've seen I've seen them all, but
Speaker 2: I've seen maybe season one, season two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is fun hilarious, Yes, hilarious. You know what
Speaker 1: else is funny? I watched on the plane. The upshots
Speaker 1: are on Netflix?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Caps? And psychska. I got to be there for my kids.
Speaker 2: My dad was no good, so it made me do
Speaker 2: some messed up stuff back in the day. Back in
Speaker 2: the day, Negro, you did some vigorous stuff this morning.
Speaker 1: Where did you come from? No one said your name
Speaker 1: three times?
Speaker 2: Who, by the way, is Hampton Grad? And she's gammu Theata.
Speaker 2: She's part of my sorority.
Speaker 1: That's wrong?
Speaker 2: Oh that that's that was right? Okay, moving on, so
Speaker 2: it is very funny. Okay, yes, And Kim Fields is
Speaker 2: in it upshots. Okay, that's our Netflix, all right.
Speaker 1: I was watching that. Okay, Yes, So it took Grace
Speaker 1: to God.
Speaker 2: And so this is like it, this is like the
Speaker 2: big like you're there until next year.
Speaker 1: But you probably were already prepared because you took her
Speaker 1: for summer. Right, was different? Right?
Speaker 2: No, it was much different because it's like everybody comes.
Speaker 2: There's a whole lot of kids. She made friends in
Speaker 2: the summer. Yeah, thank god, because when we got there,
Speaker 2: all the boys was like, hi, Grace. And I put
Speaker 2: every single last one of those boys to work.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I did not carry not near a box, not nair
Speaker 2: book bag, duffel bag, suit case. I carried nothing. I
Speaker 2: told these boys get too.
Speaker 1: Did you help her unpack? I did not?
Speaker 2: So, so your purpose was what I was there for
Speaker 2: moral support, okay, And I was there for hugs.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So we put everything on she has, she has a roommate.
Speaker 2: We put everything on her. On Grace's side. Then some
Speaker 2: boys came in that wanted to meet because her dad
Speaker 2: was with us, that wanted to meet Pastor Bryant. So
Speaker 2: they came to chatting with him, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's time for me to go. I was in and
Speaker 2: out so fast. I was like, I'm out of here. Wow.
Speaker 1: So no emotions this time.
Speaker 2: The emotion this time was more Grace, make me proud? Okay,
Speaker 2: Grace did I get down here? Because I could tell
Speaker 2: now like the social butterfly in her is the wings
Speaker 2: are flying and everyone knows her. She knows everybody. She's
Speaker 2: key keying and laughing and whoopedi woo, and you know
Speaker 2: it's about to be Taco Tuesday and were about to
Speaker 2: get some were about to go to the club to
Speaker 2: get this Taco Tuesday in the club, Like what where.
Speaker 1: They do that?
Speaker 2: You know? So she's all excited. Her little bestie is
Speaker 2: two doors down from her dorm.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, now that you've got the lay of
Speaker 2: the landing, you're not scared. You have to do your work, sish.
Speaker 1: So that's where we are with that.
Speaker 2: Yes, but one of the little guys that she was dating, okay,
Speaker 2: went to her father's.
Speaker 1: That she was dating when during the summer, over the summer,
Speaker 1: the guy that's in her pillows, not the pillow guy. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy you asked me about the pillow guy. Okay,
Speaker 2: because somebody wrote in like yessell of course, he was
Speaker 2: trying to give her a clue about the pillows.
Speaker 1: That's where he wants to put.
Speaker 2: His head, right, pillow guy has been cut.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: And I saw the pillows. Okay, so I have more
Speaker 2: intel on the pillows. Okay, yes, please update us. Pillows
Speaker 2: were actually very nice because that said something like.
Speaker 1: With the grace of God or the head.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that's the like. It wasn't just like a
Speaker 2: dumb pillow.
Speaker 1: It was just like that.
Speaker 2: So it was like a decorative pillow, a decorative pillow
Speaker 2: that said grace on it.
Speaker 1: Oh, my daughter is the worst. Okay. See, no, but
Speaker 1: you're the worst because you didn't ask more questions. Probably, yeah,
Speaker 1: you should have asked more questions. Okay, So but he's
Speaker 1: gone anyway. Oh I don't know if he's gone him?
Speaker 1: Now do we for the whatever? The grace of God,
Speaker 1: I mean God doesn't sound like somebody trying to hump.
Speaker 2: It kind of does anyway. So the other guy that
Speaker 2: actually do like, okay, I'm not going to say his name.
Speaker 2: He wanted to go to Jamal's church, races Dad's church.
Speaker 2: He wanted to like check it out. He lives about
Speaker 2: two and a half hours away from the church, and
Speaker 2: him and his mama drove to the church the night before,
Speaker 2: checked into a hotel, got up the next morning and
Speaker 2: went service.
Speaker 1: But Jamal was Jamal there? Yes? Oh he was there. Yeah. Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: where's this guy from he at? Oh he's Tennessee. He's
Speaker 1: from Tennessee. Ok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they met at the summer program. Yeah, he plays basketball. Okay,
Speaker 2: he has a scholarship.
Speaker 1: Oh nice. Okay. So and he was the.
Speaker 2: Reason why we're talking about this dude, because he was
Speaker 2: calling every night on the trip. So we're in Italy
Speaker 2: and you know, she at night, she would like, by
Speaker 2: the way, Italy, this is another reason why y'all are shady.
Speaker 1: So the first the first place.
Speaker 2: We went was Rome, and for whatever reason, I didn't
Speaker 2: book the rooms correctly. So I was supposed to have
Speaker 2: like two like connecting rooms.
Speaker 1: For something happened.
Speaker 2: It was like one room. So we went to go
Speaker 2: check in. They were like, you have four people?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, yes, I'm aware of who's with me.
Speaker 2: And they were like, by law, four people cannot stay
Speaker 2: in one room in Italy. I said, well, first of all,
Speaker 2: that's not what I what I moved ask for that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But second of all, y'all can't have freaking it like
Speaker 2: y'all can't have any.
Speaker 1: Any American event you gotta sneak them in.
Speaker 2: Y'all cannot have because here, when you're under the age
Speaker 2: of twenty.
Speaker 1: Five, right, it's like it's like eight people. It's like
Speaker 1: thirty two of room. Okay in Miami on any given weekend.
Speaker 2: Okay, thirty two of them anyway, moving on, So every
Speaker 2: night would be like going to her little corner. And
Speaker 2: she talked to this boy. So long story short, he's
Speaker 2: at church. She tells her father he's going to come
Speaker 2: because dad, you know, Jamal got in a parking space
Speaker 2: and the security knew he was there. They made sure
Speaker 2: he had a nice seed. Him and his mama. Okay,
Speaker 2: church is about to be over, and that Jamal Brian
Speaker 2: decided he want to be a dad, not a not
Speaker 2: a past to a day. So he was like, and
Speaker 2: before we end, where is mister Oh God why He's like,
Speaker 2: mister so and so, come on down here and shake
Speaker 2: my hand. So mister so and So gets up, walks
Speaker 2: down there and shakes Jamhal's hand, and Jama was like, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'll see you in my office later, okay, and
Speaker 2: have a nice week everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my god. And we have it on video. Okay.
Speaker 1: So is Grace mortified? What is She was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, God.
Speaker 2: So she tells, you know, if we have a group chat,
Speaker 2: she's telling us all in the group chat, dad has
Speaker 2: you know, put her boy, her guy on front street
Speaker 2: and the mama right. So, but they meet him afterwards
Speaker 2: and Jamal like gives him a once over. And I
Speaker 2: couldn't even really be mad because as a dad, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you let him know. You set the precedent, you
Speaker 1: set here. Yeah, she got a dad, you know, we
Speaker 1: got some standards. Yes, and don't think that you're just
Speaker 1: gonna be acting all crazy. And it comes to my daughter.
Speaker 1: But that's awesome that the young man wanted to visit
Speaker 1: the church. Yes, that's like wow. And it went two
Speaker 1: hours out of their way to two hour yes. And
Speaker 1: I was like, so, Grace, is this your boyfriend?
Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know what I think it is,
Speaker 2: whether you know it or not, right, she said, well,
Speaker 2: he hasn't asked me yet.
Speaker 1: I said, we don't.
Speaker 2: People don't do that anymore. That's high school just fall
Speaker 2: into it. Yes, So I don't even know how we
Speaker 2: start talking about that, but yeah, Jamal embarrassed the boy thoroughly.
Speaker 1: Wow. But that's good because the boy is gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: hopefully keep Jamal is always going to be somewhere in
Speaker 1: the back of his mind when he's interacting with Grace.
Speaker 1: He knows she got a daddy that that cares and me.
Speaker 2: So when I went down to pick her up from
Speaker 2: her summer thing, I saw him. He was like walking
Speaker 2: in the parking lot and so he's he's like, oh, hi, Grace,
Speaker 2: and Grace says high to him, and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: who is this dude?
Speaker 1: And she was like he kind of kept walking. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So later he was like all trying to talk to
Speaker 2: me on a trip. Like when Grace is like talking
Speaker 2: to him in the corner, He's like, oh, tell your
Speaker 2: mama said hi. I was like, boy, you ain't want
Speaker 2: to talk to me, and I was in your face,
Speaker 2: you want to talk to my daughter, but you don't
Speaker 2: want to talk to me. He says, well, I didn't
Speaker 2: think that you want to be bothered because you had
Speaker 2: on a hat, sunglasses.
Speaker 1: And all black and Air Force ones.
Speaker 2: I didn't think he would be. I said, well, you
Speaker 2: thought correct, right, that is a good assessment.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: She said, But since I know, right, since I know,
Speaker 2: it's okay to talk to you. Yeah, I'm gonna talk
Speaker 2: to you all time.
Speaker 1: That's funny, boy, that's funny. So speaking of kids that
Speaker 1: make us proud, you said Grace made you proud. So Carter,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of him. You know, he had he
Speaker 1: had a surgery, his knee surgery.
Speaker 2: Yes, wait a minute, BET's back up, because you changed
Speaker 2: because of the Beyonce show.
Speaker 1: Was the Beyonce show work? Oh? I know, we gotta okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta talk about that too, Yes, okay, go right ahead.
Speaker 1: So what we're talk about we talking about Beyonce. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Beyonce.
Speaker 2: They won't get to Carter because you changed Carter's surgery
Speaker 2: for your Beyonce.
Speaker 1: I did, I did? I did? Okay? Oh, how do
Speaker 1: I say this? I could have stayed home.
Speaker 2: My god, behive, Do not come from me, Do not
Speaker 2: come miss Robin Dixon's behind, do not come for me.
Speaker 1: I could have. I thought it was a great show,
Speaker 1: excellent show. You know, the songs, the music. I enjoyed
Speaker 1: the show I did. After about an hour forty five minutes,
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, it's time to wrap this up, Like
Speaker 1: if you have add yeah, maybe I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just was like because she literally performed for two and
Speaker 1: a half hours, which was so impressive beyond yes, but
Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't know. After a while,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, I've had enough. And it's crazy because
Speaker 1: like on Instagram, I can sit at home and I
Speaker 1: can watch clips on Instagram over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: I love seeing her different outfits that she wears to
Speaker 1: like different cities and stuff. Killing. Yeah, I love to
Speaker 1: watch it. I think I would actually prefer to watch
Speaker 1: that show when they get all the footage compiled on
Speaker 1: the special that she's going to release on Netflix or
Speaker 1: something million dollars. Yeah, like would I think I would
Speaker 1: enjoy that more because I actually think about the Beyonce
Speaker 1: concert that for me is the all time best Beyonce
Speaker 1: concert I've ever seen, which was when which was not
Speaker 1: in person, it was the even though I've been to
Speaker 1: like six of them. Okay, I've been to like six
Speaker 1: Beyonce shows, whether Beyonce or jay Z on the Run,
Speaker 1: all that her Coachella Homecoming performance was like insane. That
Speaker 1: was everything, Okay, and then so watching Beyonce now Renaissance tour.
Speaker 1: Granted she's getting older, they say maybe she's had a
Speaker 1: foot surgery or something. She definitely did not give as
Speaker 1: much as she has in the past. That's how you felt, Yes,
Speaker 1: I felt like her energy was just like I felt
Speaker 1: like she was kind of just going through the motions. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't. That's that's just that's that's how I felt. Okay,
Speaker 1: But like I said, her voice is amazing, the production
Speaker 1: is amazing, the wardrobe is amazing, the attire, the dancers,
Speaker 1: the singers, the everyone is amazing. So I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to take anything away. I just feel like I've seen
Speaker 1: Beyonce better before.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jesselle's gonna say, I.
Speaker 1: Know clearly you have a different.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, were you done? I don't want to cut
Speaker 2: you all.
Speaker 1: So to say, should I have postponed Carters like hindsight? Okay, now,
Speaker 1: knowing what Carter's going like with the surgery entailed and
Speaker 1: the recovery and all of that, it probably would have
Speaker 1: been better to get it out of the way earlier.
Speaker 1: Rob the other of the year. Yes, it would have
Speaker 1: been better to get it out of the way earlier sooner.
Speaker 1: But I know if I didn't go, I would have
Speaker 1: had fomo. Yes, so so my fomo maybe would have
Speaker 1: been weighing on me to the point where I couldn't
Speaker 1: live anymore. So we're gonna get back to Carter in
Speaker 1: a second.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, very shortly, yeah, and I
Speaker 2: totally disagree with everything Robin just said. Okay, I would
Speaker 2: and I was the show that it poured down rainy, yes.
Speaker 1: I know. We didn't even talk.
Speaker 2: So when we came my bestie and we're in the
Speaker 2: car and it's pouring down rain getting there, we parked
Speaker 2: and it's not raining anymore, and we're like, yes, it's
Speaker 2: not raining.
Speaker 1: So I was like good.
Speaker 2: I had like a cute little ponytail. I had my
Speaker 2: little outfit on. I was so cute. And then we
Speaker 2: walked ten steps and it poured down rain to get
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So we had ponchos. Okay, I had brought.
Speaker 2: Ponchos just in case put those on.
Speaker 1: Did you go back to the car once it started.
Speaker 2: No, my poncho was in my no, because we had
Speaker 2: to get in there because we waited as long as
Speaker 2: we could before we like really need to go, which
Speaker 2: good thing we did because once it started raining, everybody
Speaker 2: that was in there they made an announcement to go
Speaker 2: to their cars because it was lightning, right, and they
Speaker 2: were just like in there waiting. So those people leave, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then they're trying to get back in right with
Speaker 2: people that are new like me. And it was the
Speaker 2: whole ticket thing. Yeah, and my tickets were on the floor.
Speaker 2: Apparently you can't come on the floor unless you get
Speaker 2: an arm, a wristbande the place to go to get
Speaker 2: the risk.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh was a disaster. Oh I'm sure.
Speaker 2: It was people put shouldn't shoving, going nuts because it
Speaker 2: was people coming in, people going out. It was a mess.
Speaker 2: So and everybody was saying, you know, Beyonce would never
Speaker 2: do this to us, she would never do this to us,
Speaker 2: as if they know Beyonce very strange. So we got
Speaker 2: our wristband, We got down there and and we waited. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it got to be nine forty five and I
Speaker 2: was like, this shows because it's it's too much of
Speaker 2: a hazard. Every time that they would like sweep off
Speaker 2: the stage. Yeah, it poured down, so finally I think
Speaker 2: by the way.
Speaker 1: She started at nine for my show the night before
Speaker 1: and I knew that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like nine forty five, still no Beyonce.
Speaker 2: So finally it was like ten o'clock and they was.
Speaker 1: Like, show will start. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: That thing came out and I can tell she was
Speaker 2: kind of like angrier because she was probably like, if
Speaker 2: we was gonna wait, we should have just started at nine, right, right, right,
Speaker 2: But anyway, she came out in the rain and that
Speaker 2: wig was tight.
Speaker 1: On her head.
Speaker 2: Okay, that hair was tight, and she whatever whatever, whoever
Speaker 2: her stylist is, they put the right.
Speaker 1: Wig on that. Neil is his name, yes, Neil.
Speaker 2: Who was so funny. Did you see when Tina stole
Speaker 2: Neil and her makeup guy. There's a if you go
Speaker 2: to Tina Beyonce's mom's Instagram, there's a video and it's
Speaker 2: just her face and she was like, I stole somebody's
Speaker 2: glam and they're supposed to be with Beyonce right now,
Speaker 2: they with me, they getting me together, and then she
Speaker 2: pans out and it's Neil and I can't remember the
Speaker 2: other anyway, I think that and no one moved, no
Speaker 2: one laughed, no one moved in and we did the
Speaker 2: damn thing. I two stepped, I broke it down, I
Speaker 2: brought it back up. I did the whole thing. And
Speaker 2: she was phenomenal. Like I think Beyonce is a freak
Speaker 2: of nature and she's phenomenal. I agree, yes, And so
Speaker 2: I enjoyed the two and a half hours she was
Speaker 2: on stage robbing.
Speaker 1: I agree. I just I don't know. I think for me, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not part of the beehive. Clearly, well i'm not.
Speaker 1: Is this an official thing? I mean, you can officially
Speaker 1: be a part of high but then I need you
Speaker 1: can proclaim to be a part of the proclaimed.
Speaker 2: I think that she is. She is the best of
Speaker 2: the best, and I think, yes, there's no one that
Speaker 2: does it better than me.
Speaker 1: And I agree with that, no one. I agree with
Speaker 1: that one thousand percent. I just want to see her
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half. I could have seen
Speaker 1: her from from my couch listen and then and then.
Speaker 2: The people around me, they were talking to me. They
Speaker 2: were like, so this is your first time seeing her
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, I've seen her a million times.
Speaker 2: They're like, no, for this Renaissance shop. They were like,
Speaker 2: this is our fifth show. I was like, now, now, y'all, now,
Speaker 2: y'all getting carid. You were doing way too much, y'all
Speaker 2: getting real carried away. You're doing way too much. Yes,
Speaker 2: and these tickets are not cheap that.
Speaker 1: Hell no, okay, wait, So so I took my mom.
Speaker 1: So I took the boys and I took my mom.
Speaker 1: Mom was supposed to go, but he had to go
Speaker 1: to California for a basketball camp until his flight coming
Speaker 1: back was delayed, so he got in a little too
Speaker 1: late for us to like make for him to make
Speaker 1: the concert. So I my mom will stand by. So
Speaker 1: she came. So, and my mom is like seventy four.
Speaker 1: She's not a Beyonce fan, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She knows people are, but like you know, she's not
Speaker 1: into Beyonce or anything. So after the show, I asked her,
Speaker 1: I said, how would you think? How'd you like the show?
Speaker 1: Was it what you expected or more what you expected
Speaker 1: or what? She said? She said, yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was good. And my mom is like super like everything
Speaker 1: to her is it's okay, it's okay. Like she's like
Speaker 1: super like laid back. So so she said, yeah, it was,
Speaker 1: it was great. It was good. She said, I just
Speaker 1: wish I knew the words because everything was fucked fuck fun.
Speaker 1: No exactly. I'm like, really, that's what you gathered from
Speaker 1: a Beyonce show. Oh my gosh, what would you get
Speaker 1: from like a Drake show or a Little Baby show, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm going to I'm taking my kids
Speaker 1: to Little Baby.
Speaker 2: But Little Baby is good, I hope. So no, Little
Speaker 2: Baby is really good. Yeah yeah, and he's inspiring. Oh good, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: we hope you need to watch the documentary by the way,
Speaker 2: that's on one of them.
Speaker 1: Oh it's yeah, perfect, Okay, so we're gonna we're going
Speaker 1: to a Little Baby and September fourth or whatever Labor Day
Speaker 1: weekend anyway, So like I'm like, really, mom, that's what
Speaker 1: you Her takeaway from the Beyonce show is all I
Speaker 1: heard was okay, we get right right, I wrap this up.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you about my mom. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: my I talked to my mom.
Speaker 2: The other day and she was like, oh, just I
Speaker 2: forgot to tell you something. I'm like, what She was like,
Speaker 2: I have an idea for Robin, you know, because rob
Speaker 2: because she thinks you're you're not an idiot, she thinks
Speaker 2: you're and she thinks.
Speaker 1: She think you are. She thinks you're a mess. Okay.
Speaker 1: So she was like, she was like, I know what
Speaker 1: Robin needs.
Speaker 2: I said, what does she need? She needs a funnel
Speaker 2: so she can pete in the funnel. Oh, I I it,
Speaker 2: and then that will go okay. So a couple of
Speaker 2: episodes ago, guys, Robin was at the park with her
Speaker 2: husband and kids and she had to pee and she
Speaker 2: didn't want to go in the bathroom, so they came
Speaker 2: up with the Robin came up the bright idea to
Speaker 2: pee and a little the whole of a bottle of water.
Speaker 1: Which, by the way, somebody was like, why are you
Speaker 1: drinking designy Well that's all they had at the park. Okay.
Speaker 2: So my mother was like, I don't know why, Robin,
Speaker 2: grown woman, Robin thinks that her stream is going to
Speaker 2: perfectly hit the small hole on the design bat.
Speaker 1: I have a confession. I have to tell you more
Speaker 1: to that. But so my mother was like, I have
Speaker 1: got it. Robin needs a funnel so she can pee
Speaker 1: freely wherever she be, she said.
Speaker 2: And by the way, y'all need to be selling the
Speaker 2: funnel and allow it to be collapsible. And he's coming
Speaker 2: pink and it needs to come in red and y'all
Speaker 2: can sell it. So that's that's gonna be on our
Speaker 2: website next month and red funnel.
Speaker 1: So someone actually email me or dm me and told
Speaker 1: me about like on Amazon, you can buy these disposable
Speaker 1: urinal bags a bag the O their bags, but they're
Speaker 1: like they're bags, they're slanted. Men or women can use
Speaker 1: it and then they seal up real good. And so
Speaker 1: what do you like put that all over your vagina? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much, pretty much.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I bought them and they're in the back of
Speaker 1: my car.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, they are because it's because it's crazy,
Speaker 3: like I have all mails and so if we're ever
Speaker 3: in the car for a long time, they're just like
Speaker 3: can you pull over?
Speaker 1: And like we're pulling over the side of the highway
Speaker 1: so they can pee, And I'm like, that's not fair.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So you want it to be fair, So you
Speaker 2: bought your Okay, So yes, we're gonna get funnels though
Speaker 2: we're selling our phone.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I do have a confession to make.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: So when I had that idea to this is gonna
Speaker 1: be a little TMI as well. Okay, okay, when I
Speaker 1: had that, I well, when Waan said, you know, pee
Speaker 1: in a bottle, he wasn't thinking designing bottle. I pen
Speaker 1: designing battle. When I decided to pee in the designing bottle,
Speaker 1: I thought I could do it because I actually did
Speaker 1: not know where my pee came out from. Okay, Angela
Speaker 1: door and Grace, Yes, I thought my pee came out
Speaker 1: from my clitterists. I didn't know that there's like another
Speaker 1: hole in our our What is happening right now? How
Speaker 1: old are you? Forty four? I thought my pee came
Speaker 1: out of my clitorism. I didn't know that there was
Speaker 1: like a whole nother hole for your your re throat. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: what what you are? What? So then I had to
Speaker 1: like google the anatomy of a vagina, and I was
Speaker 1: floored when I actually saw that the hole was like
Speaker 1: not but you.
Speaker 2: Know, the there's no hole in your glitterings? What kind
Speaker 2: of clitorist do you have?
Speaker 1: Mine? Is not? Holy? Okay, I know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really don't know how Okay, we're leaving, guys, this
Speaker 1: episode's over.
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody do some anatomy googling just a case.
Speaker 1: And Wama's like, how did you not know that? I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: you see it because you're like down there. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: I've never liked Okay, I don't know when there comes out,
Speaker 2: it's not doing a doctor doctor where he's not doing that.
Speaker 1: He's not. But I guess I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: you could see enough to know that, Like there's a
Speaker 1: whole separate hole for your pe to come out of,
Speaker 1: and it's not coming out of your clitterists. Okay, So
Speaker 1: as your mom, yes, I'm an idiot. As your mom said,
Speaker 1: Rob's an idiot, she didn't say idiot, she just said, oh,
Speaker 1: Rob was so special. I think she said special. I'm special.
Speaker 1: I'm special. I'm an idiot. I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1: I'm a mad she thinks he comes out of your clitorists. Okay.
Speaker 2: And on that note, guys, we love y'all. I'll never
Speaker 2: forget Carter. Next episode we're gonna talk about Carter. Don't
Speaker 2: never forget to live your life either. Reasonable Let's shady,
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