WEBVTT - SYSK Selects: How Porta-Potties Work

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<v Speaker 1>Happy weekend, folks. In old podcast time, it is December

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand sixteen. In modern podcast time, it's two thousand twenty. One.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing that has not changed between two thousand sixteen and

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand twenty is how porta potties work. It's an

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<v Speaker 1>interesting topic, believe it or not. I remember really enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>this episode. Uh, don't really enjoy porta potties, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of a neat thing to research, believe it

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<v Speaker 1>or not, So give it a listen. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>how porta potties work? Welcome to Stuff you Should Know,

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<v Speaker 1>a production of My Heart Radios How Stuff Works. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles

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<v Speaker 1>w Chuck Bryant, Jerry Master, Ace Roland. Uh, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is stuff you should not Yeah, poopy edition. This one's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get disgusting. Yeah, I mean, I don't think you

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<v Speaker 1>need trigger warnings when the title of the episode is

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<v Speaker 1>got porta potti in it, But um, we'll just throw

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<v Speaker 1>it out there. We're gonna be talking about poop and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and so if you're having lunch, maybe just put that

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<v Speaker 1>chili dog down the gag easily. Yeah, you know, sure, Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll check. I don't think we can put it off

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<v Speaker 1>any longer, you know that kind of beat it out. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of like how this article actually starts though

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<v Speaker 1>by Dave Ruse. He talks about the Taste of Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is this a Ruse jam? Yes, it is good.

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<v Speaker 1>So he talks about how if you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>Taste of Chicago, right every every July, they hold it

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<v Speaker 1>at the Grant Park alongside the Lake. When was our

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<v Speaker 1>show there, by the way, was that July? No, it

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<v Speaker 1>was chillier than that. I think it was October. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they had something had happened in Grant part because I

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<v Speaker 1>remember seeing hundreds and hundreds of Porter potties on the

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<v Speaker 1>drive in. Oh really yeah, so somebo they just always

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<v Speaker 1>have them there. No, I don't think so. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>for the Taste of Chicago, they definitely have Porter potties.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, for two thousand and fourteen, and we should

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<v Speaker 1>say there's like a million people that come through this

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<v Speaker 1>thing over the course of the week. It's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of folks, it really is. Have you ever been to

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<v Speaker 1>Atlanta's Taste of Anything? Uh? No, I haven't either. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it's I don't think a million people show

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<v Speaker 1>up for it. It makes me want to go try

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago's um But so you've got a million people. UM

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<v Speaker 1>and Service Sanitation, Inc. Which is the company that landed

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<v Speaker 1>the Porter Potty contract crunch the numbers. Looked at the

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<v Speaker 1>food that was going to be there, uh said, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have some beer. Yeah, okay. They carried the one

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<v Speaker 1>and they came up with three eighty regular port of potties,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eight wheelchair accessible porta potties, and eighty hand washing stations.

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<v Speaker 1>They have soap and fresh running water. Not bad, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the thing, Like, that's great. They delivered all

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<v Speaker 1>those things. But had they just walked away and said,

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<v Speaker 1>see at the end of Taste of Chicago, it would

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<v Speaker 1>have been a living nightmare for everyone involved. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>would be it would be more than the taste of Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Be the sickening smell of Chicago. Yeah, that would have

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<v Speaker 1>been bad. Because well, we'll get into it. But Porter

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<v Speaker 1>Potty sometimes you can leave them come back a week

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<v Speaker 1>later and just take them away if it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>temporary work site or something. But sometimes when you're selling

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<v Speaker 1>beer and chili, you need to come at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of every day and clean those suckers out. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they did. They came at nine when everyone

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<v Speaker 1>was sleeping from well, I guess if you went to

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<v Speaker 1>bed at nine pm, that's what I'm sleeping. But they

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<v Speaker 1>would come every night from nine and I pm to

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<v Speaker 1>three am, and they would work. And here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>like porta potties, it turns out I was overthinking them.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought there was maybe a little more going on. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they are they are self. I don't. I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what I thought. It escaped me as as the

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<v Speaker 1>reality of porter potties sunk in my my delusions about

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<v Speaker 1>my illusions about them kind of um escaped me and

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<v Speaker 1>trickle away. And now I can't remember what they were

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<v Speaker 1>up port potty, right, Sure I have, But I was

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<v Speaker 1>like holding my breath and like like just barely had

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes open because I didn't want any germs to

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<v Speaker 1>get on my eyeballs. Um, So I wasn't paying that

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<v Speaker 1>much attention. It's an in and out kind of thing. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>It turns out that like when you serve as supporter potty,

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing is you're showing up with a trunk

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<v Speaker 1>truck as a tank with a vacuum on at a

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<v Speaker 1>pressurized tank. Um, and you are sucking the contents out

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<v Speaker 1>of that porter potty and then you put it in

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<v Speaker 1>the truck, you drive off, and you dump it off

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<v Speaker 1>at the waste treatment plant of your local city or town.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a gigantic wet back. Yes, it is for

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<v Speaker 1>poo poo and pep Yes, and a very dangerous one.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw at least one story um in a porter

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<v Speaker 1>potty trade magazine that of somebody who I've read a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of those, in a magazine called it's called Portable

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<v Speaker 1>Restroom Operator TRO. It's a it's a good mag man.

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<v Speaker 1>They actually found um uh this one issue online going

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<v Speaker 1>all the way back to two thousand nine that I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking for. So they they're legit, but they could

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<v Speaker 1>have been a little more fun with the name and

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<v Speaker 1>pro well. I think they're they're saying like, hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>all the fun you want, but we're saving your behind.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey see that that sounds like a slogan. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it is. Well, they do point out a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of the slogans because porta Potty Companies or porta John's,

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<v Speaker 1>Jiffy John's Portloo if you're in England, Toy toy if

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<v Speaker 1>you're in Malaysia. Yeah. Uh. They're very famous for having

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<v Speaker 1>pretty fun penny um slogans like we're number one in

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<v Speaker 1>the number two business. Not bad, No, it's not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>No one, there's no one takes care of our business,

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<v Speaker 1>like Mr John. Sure I saw that too. Yeah. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there's also one called got to Go, but it's spelled

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<v Speaker 1>really impressively. Um it's g It's all one word and

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<v Speaker 1>it's lower case, so it's super mod g O T

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<v Speaker 1>you with an oom l out g O. I love it. M.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like that one? Yeah? I just I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were going in a different direction. I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be a little more like g E

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<v Speaker 1>A U X. No, that's like if they were in

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<v Speaker 1>Louisiana maybe, Yeah, that's what I thought. Sure, No, this

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<v Speaker 1>is this had an oomlout. That's what got me. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you love Motley Crue so much. Sure it

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<v Speaker 1>is all right? So, um, should we talk a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about the history. I think so, all right, Well

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<v Speaker 1>we need to go back to World War two in

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<v Speaker 1>this case, and um, because World War two was going on,

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<v Speaker 1>there was there was there was a need for more

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<v Speaker 1>poopers essentially right because they had like manufacturing plants popping up,

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<v Speaker 1>they had temporary manufacturing plants going up. They had places

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<v Speaker 1>where they didn't want to build full service, permanent bathrooms

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<v Speaker 1>all over the place. All of a sudden, these people

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<v Speaker 1>needed to go potty. Um what I saw. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a few different origin stories, but the one I saw

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<v Speaker 1>the most frequently was that the um shipbuilding docks at

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<v Speaker 1>Long Beach are in World War Two. They're building warships

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<v Speaker 1>for the US. The guys working the docks would have

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<v Speaker 1>to working building the ships would have to get on

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<v Speaker 1>a rowboat and go back to the dock to use

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. And this is no good. And they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a terrible waste of time. Can we just

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<v Speaker 1>get something down the ship? So they started building temporary

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<v Speaker 1>what amounted to the first porta potties there on the

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<v Speaker 1>ships for them to use. Yeah, and these first ones, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>you can look up a picture of the Andy Gump.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it's called. I didn't see. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>look that up. I think it's the Andy Gump, like

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<v Speaker 1>one of the just type in like nineteen forties porta

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<v Speaker 1>potty and there will be a picture, and it's basically

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<v Speaker 1>this big heavy metal square. Sometimes they were would but

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<v Speaker 1>they were super heavy and they weren't easily transported. Um

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<v Speaker 1>they you know, this is pre uh using like chemicals

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<v Speaker 1>which we'll get into to help break these the poop

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<v Speaker 1>poo down and stuff. So it was just a disgusting affair.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having trouble right now. I see the indycomer. You

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<v Speaker 1>see it. Wow, it looks like, um, it looks safe

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<v Speaker 1>to be in. You know what it looks like. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks like what they used on mash Yeah, like the latrine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>same idea. Basically, Yeah, it's just a latrine. You could

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<v Speaker 1>take places. But I came across this really cool little

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<v Speaker 1>thing on a website about World War two fighter pilots,

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<v Speaker 1>and um, with World War Two came along planes that

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<v Speaker 1>could stay in these bombers, I could stay in the

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<v Speaker 1>air for a lot longer. And they started to think like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>these these dudes are up there for like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>ten to fourteen hours, we have to come up with

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<v Speaker 1>ways for them to go to the bathroom. Right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like you don't think about that, Like when

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<v Speaker 1>we the frost Bite episode, I certainly didn't think that

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<v Speaker 1>they were up there getting frostbite because it was so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, cold. Also didn't think that they were up

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<v Speaker 1>there so long that they couldn't use the bathroom. They

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<v Speaker 1>had to hold it right, So yeah, And the earliest

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<v Speaker 1>ones were, well, here's a funnel and it's attached to

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<v Speaker 1>a tube and it leads out of the plane, so

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and p Yeah, and that's basically just for

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<v Speaker 1>like the pilot and co pilot right this relief tube. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>After that they're like, well, what if we have to poop? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they said, can you get your hands on a produced crate?

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<v Speaker 1>And the crew would say like, well, yeah, sure, we

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<v Speaker 1>have produced creative course, what are we commies and the

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<v Speaker 1>people in charge to say, We'll poop in that? Take

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<v Speaker 1>that up in the plane and just pooping that, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe wash it out when you get down here

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<v Speaker 1>and put it back in for later use, or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>just get a new crate. I guess if you're not thrifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Eventually they came up with something called the Elson E

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<v Speaker 1>E L S A N. It's a chemical toilet and

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<v Speaker 1>it was really kind of one of the first little

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<v Speaker 1>porta potties. But if you look up Elson and on

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<v Speaker 1>the images on Google you will find that it's it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like nothing more than a metal oil can that

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<v Speaker 1>you sit on. It's basically what it was pretty much. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're all they're exposed. I mean, there's no room

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<v Speaker 1>that this is in. You're just doing this in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you know, your all your buddies on the plane,

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<v Speaker 1>right like prison. Sure, and that I mean that that

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<v Speaker 1>Elson toilet was still I mean as primitive as it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an advancement, but it had certain problems, right

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<v Speaker 1>like if you were flying through turbulence, yea, that Elson

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<v Speaker 1>would spill its contents out into the plane. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a few quotes here. I'd like to read a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of these from some of these fighter pilots. Um, here's

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<v Speaker 1>one and this is from a British pilot. While we

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<v Speaker 1>were flying in rough air. This Devil's convenience often shared

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<v Speaker 1>its con tense with the floor of the aircraft, the

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<v Speaker 1>walls and ceiling, and sometimes a bit remained in the

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<v Speaker 1>container itself. It doesn't take much imagination to picture what

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<v Speaker 1>it was like trying to combat fear and airsickness while

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<v Speaker 1>struggling to remove enough gear in cramped quarters and at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time trying to use the bloody Elson. If

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't an invention of the devil, it certainly might

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<v Speaker 1>have been one foisted on us by the enemy. When

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<v Speaker 1>seated in frigid cold, amid the cacophony of roaring engines

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<v Speaker 1>and whistling air, away from what should have been one

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<v Speaker 1>of life's peaceful moments, the occupant had a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>fully ponder the miserable condition of his life. This lowsome creation,

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<v Speaker 1>invariably overflowed on long trips and in turbulence, was always

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<v Speaker 1>prone to bathe the nether regions of the user. It

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<v Speaker 1>was one of the true reminders to me that war

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<v Speaker 1>as hell. You don't think about this stuff. You hear

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<v Speaker 1>about all the glory of being like a bomber pilot.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't think about sitting on a can and having

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<v Speaker 1>your your friends poop and pe slash up on your fannie.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry to those in the UK, weies doesn't even make

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<v Speaker 1>sense in that context. That means something different here in

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<v Speaker 1>the US, right, but right so, uh yeah, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>the first I guess. Chemical toilet, which is a designation

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<v Speaker 1>of a porta potty, right, like a porter potty is

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<v Speaker 1>a chemical toilet, but not all chemical toilets or porta potties,

0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:22.480
<v Speaker 1>But a chemical toilet is any kind of toilet where

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<v Speaker 1>you have um something in there that's intended to break

0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:31.280
<v Speaker 1>down waste. And actually I don't know that an els

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<v Speaker 1>In toilet, I guess it was a chemical toilet. I

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<v Speaker 1>see now, But that's gross because in addition to getting

0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.600
<v Speaker 1>the rest of the cruise poop and pa slopped up

0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:43.640
<v Speaker 1>against your rear end, um, so too, were you getting

0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:49.880
<v Speaker 1>very very hazardous chemicals as well. Yeah, so that's a

0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:54.360
<v Speaker 1>good man. That guy may have had his buttocks removed

0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:58.080
<v Speaker 1>after the war. Uh. One of the uses of the toilet,

0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:00.400
<v Speaker 1>they said that this is supposedly very true. It was

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<v Speaker 1>that some members of the Royal Air Force UM actually

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<v Speaker 1>jettisoned the Elson toilets with their bomb payload onto German targets,

0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:12.439
<v Speaker 1>so they would drop these toilets full of pooh on

0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:17.600
<v Speaker 1>the Germans. And Uh. There was an American too, had

0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:21.240
<v Speaker 1>a great quote about peeing through the little hose. He said,

0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.360
<v Speaker 1>as the urine ran through the tube, it turned to

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<v Speaker 1>ice and dropped like topaz colored hail to the ground.

0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.359
<v Speaker 1>I like to imagine every time I urinated over Germany.

0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:36.080
<v Speaker 1>My my acidulous projectile would plank on some Nazi Burger's

0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:42.280
<v Speaker 1>aryan nose poetry. Yeah, there's some more good stories in here.

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<v Speaker 1>You should, uh man, I don't remember which website it was. Yeah,

0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I have to. I have to post that later on

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook and I'll tweet it, all right. So that's the

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<v Speaker 1>the war effort that eventually ultimately led to the creation

0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:02.280
<v Speaker 1>of the porta potty, right, and again, like there were

0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.680
<v Speaker 1>already latrines that had already been out houses. And the

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<v Speaker 1>difference between an outhouse and a porta potty is that

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<v Speaker 1>an out house is basically some sort of rigid structure

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<v Speaker 1>that's intended to be permanent or semipermanent, permanent that's dug

0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:21.400
<v Speaker 1>over a hole in the ground. That's it. A porta

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<v Speaker 1>potty is a self contained unit that has a place

0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:32.760
<v Speaker 1>where the waste goes, and it's held inside that unit

0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.960
<v Speaker 1>rather than like put into the ground, which is extremely

0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:39.800
<v Speaker 1>dangerous that we learned a very long time ago. Pooping

0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.600
<v Speaker 1>in holes in the ground is not a good way

0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.280
<v Speaker 1>to go as far as public health is concerned. It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's one of the legitimate um marks in the

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<v Speaker 1>favor of porta potties. Is gross, as as most people

0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.480
<v Speaker 1>who have ever used one thinks they are. They're actually

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<v Speaker 1>um quite beneficial to public health. Yeah, and they're green too.

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<v Speaker 1>Saves a lot of water. Yeah. I saw um a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and seventy billion leaders a year, about a hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and twenty five million gallons a day in the U

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<v Speaker 1>s alone. Crazy. Yeah, So, um, you want to take

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<v Speaker 1>a break for a second. Yeah, we'll break in. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk a little bit more about the evolution of the

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<v Speaker 1>port of John right after this y s game that

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<v Speaker 1>you should know, that you should know, but Josh Clark,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, chuckers. So we're talking about the evolution of

0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:52.160
<v Speaker 1>the port porta john. You've got the Andy Gump, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got the Elson toilet, and then finally, in actually the sixties,

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<v Speaker 1>you have what is the what we think of as

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<v Speaker 1>a porta potty. Um. A patent was developed by a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named George Harding Um and he called it for

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<v Speaker 1>a portable toilet Cabana and it was made from plastic

0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and um. Although he had the patent for it, the

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<v Speaker 1>guy who actually gets credit for actually creating the first

0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:23.000
<v Speaker 1>real modern port to john reporta potty was a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Um Harvey Heather, and he created what's called the

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<v Speaker 1>strong Box. Great name. Did you see Have you seen

0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:33.680
<v Speaker 1>the strong Box? Oh? You did? That's what I went

0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:37.760
<v Speaker 1>and found the December two thousand nine UM issue of

0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Pro magazine. Um to find because I saw a reference

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<v Speaker 1>that they had published a picture of it, and I

0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:49.360
<v Speaker 1>couldn't find it anywhere else. Those things are ugly. Yeah,

0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:52.040
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't. It wasn't a great looking Uh. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like the fantastic porter John say have today, just so

0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:58.600
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous to look at right now. This thing was ugly,

0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:02.280
<v Speaker 1>had had no alibi. Uh. Yeah. And these were made

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<v Speaker 1>of fiberglass, which um, it was good. It was lightweight

0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.320
<v Speaker 1>but um, and it was sturdy. It was as sturdy

0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.440
<v Speaker 1>as metal or wood, and it was a lot easier

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<v Speaker 1>to clean. But the problem with the strong Box and

0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:21.000
<v Speaker 1>the fiberglasses it was a big kind of one piece mold. Um.

0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:25.440
<v Speaker 1>It was dark inside, which was not good. They weren't

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<v Speaker 1>stackable as far as transporting them, and so that just

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<v Speaker 1>made it really expensive to get them where they needed

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<v Speaker 1>to go and back again. It did. And the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that like it was completely opaque um and there was

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<v Speaker 1>no light that could get in. That's that's an issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus I also get the impression that the floors could

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<v Speaker 1>get pretty slick and you could fall and die of

0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:55.440
<v Speaker 1>positional asphyxiation and important you. Yeah, and they were also

0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:58.840
<v Speaker 1>fiberglasses pretty fragile, so they would break a lot uh,

0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:03.440
<v Speaker 1>fiberglass absorb odors, which was not good. Uh. And so

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<v Speaker 1>shortly after the fiberglass came along, someone said, you know what,

0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:10.360
<v Speaker 1>how about poly ethylene um. This is what we will use.

0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:14.280
<v Speaker 1>And George Harding, who you mentioned, co founded the Polly

0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:18.680
<v Speaker 1>John Corporation, and he started building the polyethylene portable toilets

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<v Speaker 1>that were much better because they lasted longer. They would

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<v Speaker 1>last like a decade. Although I would not want to

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<v Speaker 1>use a nine year old port of John. Well, so

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<v Speaker 1>the that picture of the strong box that was published

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<v Speaker 1>in Pro magazine apparently had been out in service. It

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<v Speaker 1>was still in service, and it had been built like

0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:41.000
<v Speaker 1>thirty years before. Well, yeah, you would know that your

0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:44.359
<v Speaker 1>company could not have cared less about you if you

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<v Speaker 1>show up to your job site and there's a strong

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<v Speaker 1>box there. Yeah, and that's what you're expected to use,

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<v Speaker 1>with all of the with all of the possible choices

0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:56.199
<v Speaker 1>that your company could choose from, and they went with

0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:59.720
<v Speaker 1>the strong box. They don't care about you or your happiness.

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<v Speaker 1>The polyethylene. The other good thing about them where they

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<v Speaker 1>were assembled into different parts and pieces, so it made

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<v Speaker 1>them a lot easier to transport, a lot cheaper. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>and if apart broke, you might be able to replace it.

0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that that is kind of good. Yeah, makes sense.

0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:20.119
<v Speaker 1>So hooray for poly ethylene toilets. But one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things that George harding Um created in his patent that

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed was a ventilation system. This is a big improvement,

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<v Speaker 1>right for sure, because when you're just piling human waste

0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:34.200
<v Speaker 1>upon human waste into a hole, um that it's going

0:20:34.240 --> 0:20:37.679
<v Speaker 1>to create gases, noxious gases, because bacteria is going to

0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:41.560
<v Speaker 1>start decomposing that waste, and as a byproduct of the decomposition,

0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:45.360
<v Speaker 1>they're going to produce what we see what we experience

0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:49.680
<v Speaker 1>as rotting fecal material. Right. Yes, not just that it's stinky,

0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:53.160
<v Speaker 1>it's dangerous. It is dangerous and as that gas tries

0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:56.000
<v Speaker 1>to find a way to escape upward, if the only

0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:59.520
<v Speaker 1>hole available to it is the toilet that you're pooping

0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:02.520
<v Speaker 1>or peeing into, those gases are going to come out

0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:05.000
<v Speaker 1>of it, and you're going to vomit while you pooper

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<v Speaker 1>p as well. So what George Harding had I told

0:21:08.560 --> 0:21:11.359
<v Speaker 1>you this phone is going to be cruts. What George

0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Harding figured out was that if you could just basically

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<v Speaker 1>create a pipe venting off that gas upward and out

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<v Speaker 1>of the porter potty, people would be willing to use

0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:26.480
<v Speaker 1>porter potties a lot more. And that was a huge improvement. Yeah.

0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:30.840
<v Speaker 1>He also said, how about we make this rooftop translucent

0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:34.080
<v Speaker 1>white so we can let in some natural light at least,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we improve the flooring so that it's not

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<v Speaker 1>as slippy and um, maybe even further down the line,

0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:45.000
<v Speaker 1>we'll have porter potties that have a little urnal that's separate,

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<v Speaker 1>so you don't even have to sit your butt down

0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:54.240
<v Speaker 1>on that most horrid of places. Right yep, what about

0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:57.280
<v Speaker 1>the roll around toilet? Did you see these? Yeah? Those?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that it makes sense. So basically, if you

0:21:59.800 --> 0:22:03.879
<v Speaker 1>are on like a job site right um, where there

0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:09.800
<v Speaker 1>are like different multiple stories being built and you're up

0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:12.280
<v Speaker 1>on one of the higher stories, it's the same thing

0:22:12.320 --> 0:22:15.080
<v Speaker 1>as when you're working in the shipyards building a ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to have to come all the way

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<v Speaker 1>down to use the bathroom. So they created porter potties

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<v Speaker 1>that were a lot more mobile that could be um

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<v Speaker 1>hoisted by cranes. UM just two different different levels. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you look up roll around toilet, it basically looks

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<v Speaker 1>like one of those UM coolers that has the two

0:22:34.640 --> 0:22:37.479
<v Speaker 1>wheels and the handle and you can pull the cooler around,

0:22:37.920 --> 0:22:42.359
<v Speaker 1>except it's larger and UM sitting above the wheels is

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<v Speaker 1>a is a urinal. Right. I don't see how you

0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:48.560
<v Speaker 1>go poopy in those, so maybe maybe that's when you

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<v Speaker 1>go downstairs. Uh yeah, I don't know either, because it's

0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:55.480
<v Speaker 1>not enclosed or anything. I mean, it's just wide open,

0:22:55.760 --> 0:22:59.879
<v Speaker 1>just like prison. And there's actually a great um a

0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:03.520
<v Speaker 1>great scene from I think the First Police Academy starring

0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:09.760
<v Speaker 1>our friend and Twitter followers Steve Guttenberg goots and UM.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's Mauser who uses a porter potty and

0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Steve Guttenberg goes over and gets some crane operator to

0:23:18.160 --> 0:23:22.080
<v Speaker 1>lend him the crane and now it's Mauser's um, his

0:23:22.600 --> 0:23:24.600
<v Speaker 1>right hand man. I don't remember that guy's name, but

0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:27.480
<v Speaker 1>they lift the porter potty up while he's inside using it.

0:23:27.480 --> 0:23:32.520
<v Speaker 1>It's hilarious, wacky, wacky stuff and sus uh. And then

0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:36.040
<v Speaker 1>if you really are living the good life, or you

0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:40.119
<v Speaker 1>have a maybe a really nice upscale wedding that's out

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<v Speaker 1>in a remote area, you don't want to bring in

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<v Speaker 1>just even the nicest polly ethylene porta John won't do.

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<v Speaker 1>You will bring in what we call in in the

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<v Speaker 1>movie business a honey wagon. Um. It is a restroom trailer.

0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:59.040
<v Speaker 1>And these are actually nice. They are have running water,

0:23:59.280 --> 0:24:04.920
<v Speaker 1>they have dolls, they have porcelain uh, toilets, it's all partition.

0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:08.280
<v Speaker 1>They have sinks and running water and mirrors, hand towels.

0:24:08.359 --> 0:24:13.919
<v Speaker 1>It's like a rolling trailer full of toilets. Yeah. Like

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:15.960
<v Speaker 1>you can breathe through your nose in these things. You

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 1>can lay down on the floor if you wanted. Yeah.

0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:22.159
<v Speaker 1>And apparently these first started in nineteen eight four Polly

0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:26.199
<v Speaker 1>John in Columbus, Ohio, go by guys. Yeah, And the

0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:28.960
<v Speaker 1>original trailer was eight stalls or as we said in

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:33.600
<v Speaker 1>the movie business, and eight banger at three journals, and

0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:37.119
<v Speaker 1>it was thirty two ft long. And now there are

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen companies manufacturing luxury restroom trailers around the world today. Yeah.

0:24:41.600 --> 0:24:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I saw one in um like that they market for

0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:47.600
<v Speaker 1>like outdoor weddings and stuff like that. They said, all

0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:51.000
<v Speaker 1>you need are like I think six outlets maybe six

0:24:51.240 --> 0:24:55.359
<v Speaker 1>D and twenty bowl outlets. Yeah, and like standard garden

0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:59.080
<v Speaker 1>hose connection. And you've got yourself a luxury porter potty

0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:03.400
<v Speaker 1>trailer for your next remote black tie event, right, which

0:25:03.480 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean even people in black tie got a p Yeah. Sure,

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:09.400
<v Speaker 1>so you might as well take it easy on him

0:25:09.440 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 1>with a nice looks trailer. That's right. So, speaking of Chuck,

0:25:12.560 --> 0:25:14.000
<v Speaker 1>you want to you want to take a break. Yeah,

0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:17.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go to a real bathroom and hug it,

0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to get a crane operator to probably

0:25:20.520 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 1>a prank on you. All right, we'll be right back.

0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:37.359
<v Speaker 1>That's y s games a little bit that you should know,

0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:49.800
<v Speaker 1>y sk should know. But Josh Clark, okay, Chuck, Yep,

0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:55.440
<v Speaker 1>we can't put it off any longer. We gotta go inside.

0:25:55.720 --> 0:26:00.280
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go inside, deep dive into the bowels of

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:04.440
<v Speaker 1>the porta pott Oh my gosh. Okay, okay, you're ready, Yeah,

0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:09.080
<v Speaker 1>catch your snorkel. Okay. So when you look into a

0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:12.920
<v Speaker 1>porter potty, you may notice that the stuff that's inside

0:26:12.960 --> 0:26:17.920
<v Speaker 1>the bowl or inside the holding tank is blue. Yeah,

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 1>it's in brown, sure, yeah, but it's more blue than brown.

0:26:22.240 --> 0:26:25.520
<v Speaker 1>And that's no accident, that's right. Any porta potty is

0:26:25.560 --> 0:26:30.000
<v Speaker 1>going to use a deep blue dye. In the entire purpose,

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:32.720
<v Speaker 1>from beginning to end of the blue dye is to

0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:37.520
<v Speaker 1>visually mask the presence of human feces. Yeah, they don't.

0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:40.600
<v Speaker 1>They don't want you looking down there and seeing. Uh

0:26:40.640 --> 0:26:44.679
<v Speaker 1>if it was just like clear, like it's already disgusting,

0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 1>You're you're getting the full experience from the smell alone.

0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:52.600
<v Speaker 1>You don't need the visual and and you don't pooping

0:26:52.640 --> 0:26:56.679
<v Speaker 1>these things to you? Oh no, okay, No, I I

0:26:56.720 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 1>think I would just put my pants and walk around instead.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't think I would. I certainly don't remember.

0:27:05.880 --> 0:27:09.320
<v Speaker 1>It's possible I blacked out that memory, but I don't

0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:12.320
<v Speaker 1>think I ever have it, like the first Lallapalooza, right,

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I The only time I pooped in these I'm sure

0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 1>there's been like some extreme emergency. But the only time

0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:22.159
<v Speaker 1>I can really recall is when Emily and I were

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 1>getting our master bath built at our house. Um, we

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:30.119
<v Speaker 1>had our own we had another little bathroom kind of

0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:33.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, a little small guest bathroom, and we shared that,

0:27:33.960 --> 0:27:36.200
<v Speaker 1>and then we had a construction toilet on site because

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:38.840
<v Speaker 1>they were doing construction. And so I would get up

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:40.920
<v Speaker 1>in the mornings because I didn't want to. I want

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:42.920
<v Speaker 1>to be a good husband, you know, and not ruin

0:27:42.960 --> 0:27:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Emily's day in morning, um by getting in there first.

0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:48.440
<v Speaker 1>So I would, I would get my newspaper and I

0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>would walk outside in my slippers and use the port

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:55.360
<v Speaker 1>to john in my driveway every morning. But I mean,

0:27:55.400 --> 0:27:57.239
<v Speaker 1>I guess it was pretty clean. It was yours, right,

0:27:57.359 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 1>it was great. It was me and like, you know,

0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:02.080
<v Speaker 1>two or three dudes there you go, that's that is doable.

0:28:02.240 --> 0:28:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Festival taste of Chicago, Like, yes, there's there are like

0:28:08.160 --> 0:28:11.000
<v Speaker 1>of course, like surely if you're sharing a porter potty

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 1>with a couple of other people that you have to

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 1>look in the eye here there, you're gonna take care

0:28:14.520 --> 0:28:17.760
<v Speaker 1>of it. But if it's random drunk strangers or people

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:20.920
<v Speaker 1>on drugs or something like that, you, uh, it's gonna

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:24.199
<v Speaker 1>get messy awfully fast. And and again it's more and

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:27.199
<v Speaker 1>more people use it, that blue dye becomes more and

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:30.960
<v Speaker 1>more important. Right as it does, there's also gonna be

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:34.280
<v Speaker 1>a fragrance that they're gonna add to hopefully mask the

0:28:34.280 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 1>odor and apparently well, I was reading in some uh

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:43.640
<v Speaker 1>some trade magazines, and I haven't experienced it myself, but

0:28:43.840 --> 0:28:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I did get the impression that they have come a

0:28:46.480 --> 0:28:51.720
<v Speaker 1>long way as far as fragrance goes. Yeah, like I saw, um,

0:28:51.800 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 1>you can get bubblegum fragrance. It doesn't sound good vanilla

0:28:57.880 --> 0:29:02.960
<v Speaker 1>um that comes from just standard use to the taste

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:06.000
<v Speaker 1>of Chicago. Yeah, I mean, you know me with fragrance

0:29:06.000 --> 0:29:14.960
<v Speaker 1>this period, it's it's even worse to me, um everything bagel. No.

0:29:15.120 --> 0:29:17.240
<v Speaker 1>But like I came across the site and there's like

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 1>a Jaguar brand porta potty fragrance additive, and they have

0:29:22.360 --> 0:29:28.200
<v Speaker 1>like any fragrance you can imagine. Wow. Uh. And then

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 1>the finally final thing you're going to see down there,

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:33.680
<v Speaker 1>or that it's going to be down there are biosides

0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:37.120
<v Speaker 1>to kill the bacteria and microbes and um. It used

0:29:37.120 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 1>to be that they would use formaldehyde uh to take

0:29:41.160 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 1>care of that, but more and more wastewater treatment plants

0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:47.240
<v Speaker 1>UM started saying, hey, we can't properly dispose of that

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:50.640
<v Speaker 1>stuff now carcinogen, and we don't feel good about it.

0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:53.200
<v Speaker 1>So they've been phasing that out over the years going

0:29:53.240 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 1>a little greener and now um they actually use enzymes

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:03.880
<v Speaker 1>like in official enzymes and microbes that feed on this stuff. Right,

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:06.760
<v Speaker 1>they feed they helped break down the poop, and they

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 1>also feed on the bacteria that causes the smells. Right,

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 1>So they're making the poop and nert but they're also

0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 1>naturally cutting down and smells, which I just find fascinating. Um.

0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 1>They also, since it's capable of breaking down UM bacteria,

0:30:22.200 --> 0:30:26.000
<v Speaker 1>it's also capable of breaking down um any organic material,

0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:29.400
<v Speaker 1>so that if you use the right kind of toilet paper,

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:32.200
<v Speaker 1>they'll break down the toilet paper as well. Yeah. It's

0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:35.800
<v Speaker 1>just basically magic in a in a porter potty. Yeah.

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:37.840
<v Speaker 1>And they the other benefit there is they don't need

0:30:37.880 --> 0:30:41.000
<v Speaker 1>to be emptied as often UM if it's doing the

0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:45.880
<v Speaker 1>job like it should. Yeah. UM weather has an effect obviously,

0:30:46.960 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 1>if you're in Georgia in the hot summer, things are

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna get even worse. I imagine Chicago in July is

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:57.160
<v Speaker 1>probably no picnic either, and the taste of Chicago. No

0:30:57.200 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>one's gonna go to the taste of Chicago anymore. They're

0:31:00.240 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 1>like attended stop by this year. You don't know what's

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 1>going on, but when temperatures go up, bacteria go to

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:10.360
<v Speaker 1>work even harder, and things are just gonna smell even worse.

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 1>So they might actually use more chemicals in the summer

0:31:14.200 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 1>um or more chemicals, especially if it's a summer festival.

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:22.240
<v Speaker 1>And then conversely, I saw this, I guess it was

0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:26.600
<v Speaker 1>a blog post by a Porta Potti worker that was

0:31:26.600 --> 0:31:30.840
<v Speaker 1>published on Cracked and um, they basically just went over

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:34.640
<v Speaker 1>most of the stuff you can imagine, but just crazy

0:31:34.680 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 1>stuff that they found. Um. But one of the things

0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:41.200
<v Speaker 1>that they made reference to is that the worst thing

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:47.160
<v Speaker 1>that they can encounter is um a frozen waste, because

0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:48.960
<v Speaker 1>they said, once that happens, you have to break it

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:54.440
<v Speaker 1>up by hand. Oh, so to protect to defend their

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:58.400
<v Speaker 1>people from having to do this, they well, typically in colder,

0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 1>colder areas during the winter, they'll they'll create a briny mixture. Yeah,

0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:06.360
<v Speaker 1>that will have a lower freezing temperature, like the Minnesota

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 1>ice Fishing festival, Right, But eventually you're going to reach

0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 1>a point where it's cold enough that it's it's freezing

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:13.960
<v Speaker 1>no matter how much salt you add to it. Yeah,

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:15.880
<v Speaker 1>And I did see one of their little tricks of

0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:19.240
<v Speaker 1>the trade is they put a a cake of this

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:22.080
<v Speaker 1>rock salt in the urinal, so you go peepy on it,

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 1>and as you peep on it, it just adds a

0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 1>little more salt slowly throughout the day. Right. The only

0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:30.000
<v Speaker 1>issue with those is that you have to keep the

0:32:30.040 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 1>deer away because they love salt licks. You like that one. Yeah,

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm ashamed of basically every joke I've made this whole episode.

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:43.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel good about myself right now. All right,

0:32:44.000 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 1>so let's finish up by talking about the really the

0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>worst part of this. If you're one of like eight

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>people still listening, right, Uh, if you're still listening, then

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:57.760
<v Speaker 1>we'll finish up with the worst part, which is servicing

0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 1>these things. And we talked about it. It's like a

0:33:01.240 --> 0:33:04.320
<v Speaker 1>wet back. You suck it out, drive it to a

0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:08.480
<v Speaker 1>waste water plant. But uh, you have to add new water.

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:12.640
<v Speaker 1>You have to add new blue junk, uh and some

0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 1>more dry solution. And I saw I saw like a

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 1>ratio of one to one about fresh water to solution.

0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 1>We don't want to mess that up. Uh. And you think, like,

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:27.320
<v Speaker 1>all right, so that's pretty gross and everything. But um,

0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:32.160
<v Speaker 1>especially at like a music festival or something, there's stuff

0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:34.920
<v Speaker 1>everywhere like you've been in these There's there's urine everywhere,

0:33:35.400 --> 0:33:37.640
<v Speaker 1>there's poop and places where you think, like, what in

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:40.080
<v Speaker 1>the world of someone doing in there, and they have

0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:43.960
<v Speaker 1>to be cleaned out by somebody. It's an awful job. Yeah,

0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>there's um stuff that people drop down there. Like if

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:50.320
<v Speaker 1>you use the sock to wipe your bottom with and

0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:53.640
<v Speaker 1>you just deposit the sock into the porta potty, that's

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna as you comp up the tank or the pump. Um.

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 1>So they have to get that kind of stuff out first.

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 1>About your cell phone, cell phone, Yeah, apparently they find

0:34:04.120 --> 0:34:07.760
<v Speaker 1>all sorts of stuff, especially things like phones, wallets full

0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:14.399
<v Speaker 1>of cash, jewelry, drugs. Yeah, guns. Uh. That crrarect guy

0:34:14.560 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>said that, Um he had a friend who showed up

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:19.920
<v Speaker 1>at a porta potty where they just found a body.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yeah, the thing now in the porta potty,

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 1>not in the actual hole. That's just cruel. Yeah, but um, yeah,

0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:33.439
<v Speaker 1>they find all sorts of stuff because almost everybody would say,

0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 1>well that's gone. I'll just have to get a new

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:39.800
<v Speaker 1>identity because I dropped my whole wallet into porta potty. Actually,

0:34:39.840 --> 0:34:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I saw a stat where five percent of people that

0:34:41.560 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 1>go into porta potties don't come out at all, so right,

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 1>the dead body scenario makes sense. They end up in

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:54.120
<v Speaker 1>the other dimension from phantasm uh. And then our article says,

0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:57.320
<v Speaker 1>the worst case scenario if you're a porta potty service

0:34:57.440 --> 0:35:02.359
<v Speaker 1>person is uh that the porta potty Well, there's two

0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 1>worst case, one worse and one way worse. One is

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:09.040
<v Speaker 1>if it just gets knocked over, either by a car

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:12.919
<v Speaker 1>hitting it or the wind, or some jerk who thinks

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:15.799
<v Speaker 1>it's funny, that's not cool knocks it not cool at all,

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:19.320
<v Speaker 1>knocks it over on purpose. But the ultimate ultimate worst

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:23.040
<v Speaker 1>is if it tips over on its door. That's its

0:35:23.080 --> 0:35:27.800
<v Speaker 1>achilles heel, any porta potties achilles heel, because what happens,

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:31.080
<v Speaker 1>all of the stuff that's in the holding tank gets

0:35:31.160 --> 0:35:35.520
<v Speaker 1>dumped out. When it's facing on its front on the door,

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:37.920
<v Speaker 1>all of the stuff is liable to come out, and

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 1>it does, especially when they pick it back up. It

0:35:40.200 --> 0:35:43.680
<v Speaker 1>just slashes around everywhere and the poor porter potty service

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:47.400
<v Speaker 1>operator has to wash this thing out. And those are

0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:50.799
<v Speaker 1>the worst. Like like somebody can put poop like on

0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:53.600
<v Speaker 1>the ceiling or on the walls or something that's pretty bad.

0:35:53.960 --> 0:35:56.359
<v Speaker 1>But when it falls on its front on the door

0:35:56.800 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 1>and everything slashes out. It gets everywhere, so you have

0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:02.359
<v Speaker 1>to like inside to clean the whole thing. And at

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:04.960
<v Speaker 1>the very least, it takes them a lot more time

0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 1>and screws up their entire day's schedule. At the worst,

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 1>they're in there cleaning a filthy porter, potties, nook and

0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:16.000
<v Speaker 1>crannies from the inside. Yeah, I would just say it

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 1>fell off the truck, boss, right, Sorry, it's in that

0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:23.440
<v Speaker 1>phantasm dimension, boss, didn't they Jack asked, do one of

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 1>these like put one of them in there and tip

0:36:25.520 --> 0:36:28.920
<v Speaker 1>it over or something? Yeah, I'm sure I think they

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 1>did that when they were like four. Yeah, I think

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:33.920
<v Speaker 1>they did, like I had a crane lifted and turn

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 1>it over something. I don't know. No, you're thinking police

0:36:36.200 --> 0:36:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Academy and also police academy, giegs. You don't have to

0:36:39.560 --> 0:36:41.960
<v Speaker 1>write in it was Police Academy three. So I was

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 1>about to say, I didn't remember that. You didn't see what? Nah?

0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:52.719
<v Speaker 1>I think I petered out after two. Even three might

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:55.360
<v Speaker 1>have been the best of all of them, which is

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:58.360
<v Speaker 1>that what was the full name of it? Uh? Citizens

0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 1>on Patrol? Okay, it's the one where Bob gold Thwaite,

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 1>like goes over from his life of crime to being

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>a junior police academy guy. Yeah, I love Bob Goldthwaite.

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:14.919
<v Speaker 1>But good, he's great. Can we stop, sure, man, Okay,

0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:18.959
<v Speaker 1>we have to say you got anything else? No, okay, Chuck? Well,

0:37:19.000 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 1>actually I do know. If you see these porter potty

0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:26.920
<v Speaker 1>service people in your neighborhood, if there's construction going on,

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 1>you see them, bring in the truck, just flash a

0:37:30.160 --> 0:37:33.080
<v Speaker 1>nice smile, give him a tip of the cap. It's

0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:36.759
<v Speaker 1>a really gnarly job. And like they say, somebody's got

0:37:36.760 --> 0:37:39.799
<v Speaker 1>to do it. They're making a living. Like they've got

0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 1>a job. They went out and got that job to

0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:44.760
<v Speaker 1>make money and provide for their family. And don't forget,

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 1>they're defending public health and they're saving a significant amount

0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:52.600
<v Speaker 1>of water. So there you go. Nice Chuck, all right,

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 1>good way to finish. If you want to know more

0:37:55.080 --> 0:37:58.359
<v Speaker 1>about porta potties, you can type those that hyphenated word

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>on the search bar at how stuff works dot com.

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 1>And since I said hyphen it's time for listening. Now

0:38:06.719 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call this quick. John Clase uh direction or

0:38:10.800 --> 0:38:15.920
<v Speaker 1>John please exactly. Congratulations on an absolutely marvelous episode concerning

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Monty Python guys, it's great to hear so much of

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:21.280
<v Speaker 1>the history of the group. Well done. One bit of information.

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:24.879
<v Speaker 1>I happen to see John Clease present a one man

0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:27.800
<v Speaker 1>show a few years ago in Carmel, California. He just

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:31.719
<v Speaker 1>stood on stage and talked for about seventy five minutes. Um, boy,

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:35.080
<v Speaker 1>that's a good gig. He discussed his life in general,

0:38:35.120 --> 0:38:38.720
<v Speaker 1>Python in particular, and lots of things. Other things he noticed.

0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Noted that his name is pronounced to rhyme with cheese

0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:47.960
<v Speaker 1>rather than fleece. In fact, his surname was originally Cheese,

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>but his father changed it to please. Uh. This was

0:38:53.200 --> 0:38:55.160
<v Speaker 1>a good thing for the Sun being named John because

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>he did not want to go by Jack Cheese. Yeah.

0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:02.720
<v Speaker 1>I guess not, so it's John Klees. Never knew that

0:39:02.719 --> 0:39:05.759
<v Speaker 1>that's from David Hewitt. Yeah. And um, I also want

0:39:05.800 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 1>to say, chuck. Somebody called us out for not mentioning

0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:12.799
<v Speaker 1>Carol Cleveland. She was, for all intents and purposes, the

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:17.680
<v Speaker 1>seventh member of Monty Python. Yeah, we felt terrible because

0:39:17.680 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 1>she was in our notes and we mentioned her and

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 1>lavish praise on her and our runthrough that we did

0:39:23.160 --> 0:39:25.399
<v Speaker 1>in the studio, and it was just one of those

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:29.440
<v Speaker 1>live show things that got biased. Yeah, so sorry, Carol Cleveland.

0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:33.520
<v Speaker 1>We uh, hats off to you. We appreciate your work

0:39:33.520 --> 0:39:36.680
<v Speaker 1>and we're sorry we'll left you out, agreed. Uh. If

0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:38.800
<v Speaker 1>you want to get in touch with me, your Chuck,

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:41.440
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0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:44.880
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