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Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is Laughing

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Speaker 1: with Me, a podcast with Jeremy I'm your all. Jo

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Speaker 1: oh man, it's good to be back for a very

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Speaker 1: special episode of laugh with Me. This is our eightieth episode. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: to the haters, we didn't go away. No, we didn't

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Speaker 1: stop after the first episode when we talked about Cat

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Speaker 1: we didn't stop. We went all the way to eighty

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Speaker 1: episodes and this is just the beginning. Thank you Johnny

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Speaker 1: Palermo for being our producer for most of those episodes.

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Speaker 2: He was fired for a short brief period.

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Speaker 1: But he's back baby, and uh man, we got a

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Speaker 1: First of all, you guys know that I and I'm

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Speaker 1: I tell you what I've been dealing. I've been dealing

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Speaker 1: with some of the chrome's effects here the last few weeks.

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Speaker 1: I was very nemic, very nemic, just waiting to get

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Speaker 1: three weeks. I was I was in rough shape, but

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Speaker 1: you know, I battled through. I the last episode, and

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Speaker 1: two weeks ago. We did the the Academy Awards OSCAR

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Speaker 1: preview episode with Grant, the second annual, by the way,

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Speaker 1: which Grant won. If you listen and you follow along,

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Speaker 1: that we we, you know, do the ballot where we

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Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be tough to have the perfect ballot.

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Speaker 1: Damn near perfect ballot. It's like sixteen out of twenty four.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty damn good. Anyway, it took a lot to

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Speaker 1: a week later. So today, I mean, I feel okay,

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Speaker 1: Feeling good enough that I competed in my first Roast

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Speaker 1: Battle tournament. Yeah, last Friday night, I competed in the

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Speaker 1: went into it thinking, all right, I watch I've watched

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Speaker 1: Maybe this guy said, sometimes you gotta you just have

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Speaker 1: I met him that day, but I did some research ahead.

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Speaker 2: It's not mean.

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Speaker 1: I just think they're funny and maybe I can get

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Speaker 2: So oh I did. I put in some time.

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Speaker 1: I put in some work into writing these jokes. I

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, all right, well, let's what

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Speaker 1: This is my first time in the roast Battle. I

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Speaker 2: In my mind, I was heading into this, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: What I learned was I can do this, but it's

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Speaker 1: roast botels. I'm looking forward to doing it again. I'm

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Speaker 1: going on a limb. I'm putting it out there right now.

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Speaker 1: If you've got a roast battle, if you've got a

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Speaker 2: I'm it like, sign me up.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I get it. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: probably given it away that it didn't advance, right, I

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Speaker 1: I am going to play the audio from the Roast

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Speaker 1: Not because of the content.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say anything that was outlandish or vulgar or

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Speaker 1: I took a different approach on it, and I still

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Speaker 1: think in the right room, those kinds of jokes could

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Speaker 1: have played. When I walked into the Beach House Bar

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Speaker 1: that's that's the game, right. I also want to say

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Speaker 1: I he we were talking before we went on stage.

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Speaker 1: That's what that's what you gotta do, right, you gotta

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Speaker 1: In fact, I'm very very happy I did it, and

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Speaker 1: I wish I felt better. You know, I wasn't one

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Speaker 1: It was either, you know what, we had fun, right,

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Speaker 4: Right, So, Uh, the closest thing that Ginger Jeremy will

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Speaker 1: I did PA football. They didn't let me put all

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Speaker 3: If you're single, by the way, that's Scott. Who do

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard that ship.

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Speaker 5: Oh they said they're going after here, they said they

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Speaker 4: So, uh, Jeremy has a podcast, but it's so bland

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Yeah, I like your sneakers. Thank you a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we became friends with that. I kind of regret

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Speaker 3: Man the opportunity or are proud that. No, boys, he's

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Speaker 5: Round all right. Well, you know, someone once told me

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Speaker 5: I want you guys to make your.

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Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, if you make any one one make

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Speaker 1: What one they got love for that. I love it.

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Speaker 4: If you think Jeremy other than one makes some noise,

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Speaker 4: I want to know anyone.

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Speaker 1: Pla special Olympics, Special Olympics. It's like a make a

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Speaker 1: wish first stand up comedy happening right there. You know

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Speaker 1: I'll take him on again. I'm not scared. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I just got destroyed by that guy in that round.

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Speaker 1: Now I got less claps, I had less noise. It

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Speaker 3: I lost.

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Speaker 1: I lost the round. I'm just saying it. I thought

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Speaker 1: not a punch like Johnny. We are actually gonna have

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Speaker 1: episode eighty one all the way. Thanks for listening. This

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