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Speaker 1: these guys would move into this area and trap and trade,

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Speaker 1: and they'd marry Indian women and deal with Indian tribes

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Speaker 1: all the time, trading with each other, and therefore they oblah.

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Speaker 1: So they're always picking up a trapper or a trader

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Speaker 1: who wants some money. Maybe it's off season, maybe just

428
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Speaker 1: wants the little extra chedda. The US Army could write

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Speaker 1: a big fat check to you, Hey, you want to

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Speaker 1: come along a month, two months a year translate for

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Speaker 1: us help out. This is going to come into play

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Speaker 1: here shortly. So they're heading up the river, heading up

433
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Speaker 1: the river, heading up the river, and they run into

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Speaker 1: the Yankton Sioux. Remember that's no the Teton su This

435
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Speaker 1: is the Yankton Sioux, very much separate, sometimes at odds

436
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Speaker 1: with the Teton sue these just because they're all Sioux

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Speaker 1: or Lacoda, depending on how you want to put it.

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Speaker 1: Different They're aggressive, they want guns. The answer is no.

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Speaker 1: This meeting goes fine. But again, this was not what

440
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Speaker 1: they were supposed to be worried about. They were worried

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Speaker 1: about the Teton. Siou that we're coming. Now, this is

442
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Speaker 1: a funny part of the story. I always found it

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Speaker 1: to be funny. It was the biggest shock in the world. See,

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Speaker 1: it's not going to be shocking to you. It's gonna

445
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Speaker 1: be hard to put yourself in this mindset. It was

446
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Speaker 1: the biggest shock in the world for these guys when

447
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Speaker 1: they hit the great planes and there weren't trees. Sounds weird, right,

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Speaker 1: But understand this. I've lived all over the country. Everywhere

449
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Speaker 1: you go, there are trees back east everywhere, there's no

450
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Speaker 1: such thing as great planes. All of a sudden you

451
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Speaker 1: get to this. They described it as an ocean of grass,

452
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: and there not only aren't trees around, there aren't trees

453
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Speaker 1: as far as the eye can see. It's an ocean

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Speaker 1: of grind. They didn't know how to they didn't know

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Speaker 1: how to adapt to this world. How do you how

456
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Speaker 1: do you even start fires out here? It was totally

457
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Speaker 1: It was like like we talked about yesterday. It was

458
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Speaker 1: like they had landed on the moon. They write about

459
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Speaker 1: it like there's no timber anywhere. They thought it was really,

460
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Speaker 1: really weird, and it would be, wouldn't it again. They

461
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Speaker 1: don't have they don't have a smartphone. They can look

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Speaker 1: up any environment in the world. If you want right

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Speaker 1: now to check out what it's like it Mountfuji to Japan.

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Speaker 1: Guess what it's five seconds away on an internet search.

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Speaker 1: If you've never seen or heard about the Great Plains

466
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Speaker 1: until you sail your boat into them, that can be

467
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Speaker 1: quite a shock. Can it be quite a shock? And

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Speaker 1: it was. Now they're approaching the Teton suit. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: they're prepared, they're not stupid. But it starts to go

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Speaker 1: bad pretty much right away. Oh God, onna him only

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Speaker 1: They're approaching the Teton Siou. They know they're approaching the

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Speaker 1: Teton Siou. They don't want this to go poorly because

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Speaker 1: they can't afford for it to go poorly. These are

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Speaker 1: all military guys. They're well armed, they're very capable. But

489
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Speaker 1: keep in mind the Sioux are the Sioux vastly outnumbered them.

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Speaker 1: So what do they do. They essentially stop short and

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Speaker 1: start a huge fire so the Sioux know they're there

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Speaker 1: as a way to just be like, hey, we're here.

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Speaker 1: And of course the Sioux camp and at this time,

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Speaker 1: and this happened a lot with the Americans, they would

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Speaker 1: kind of peacock a little bit, a bit of a

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Speaker 1: show of force. Oh hey, nice to meet you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: is that my weapon I'm carrying? Yeah, I'd just like

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Speaker 1: to carry it around. Yeah, I know you've never seen

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Speaker 1: anything like that before. Hey, you want to see how

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Speaker 1: it shoots? Oh? Look at that? Wow? Right, really impressive.

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Speaker 1: Can you believe that? Oh? Yeah, I know that is

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Speaker 1: a cannon. Do you want to see what that does?

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Speaker 1: There was a lot of that. And remember what they're

504
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Speaker 1: going into though, They're going into the Sioux, who are

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Speaker 1: the alphas on this block, and call all the shots

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Speaker 1: and use that power. These are a different Indian tribe

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Speaker 1: than the ones the Americans have been learning to live with,

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Speaker 1: than the ones the Americans have been trading with. The

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Speaker 1: Sioux immediately steal a horse. Now I can tell this

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Speaker 1: is where the show is going to derail because I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to wrap this up and get to ask

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday soon. But we need to talk about

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Speaker 1: something here. As you know, I have some historical peoples.

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Speaker 1: I love some historical peoples I don't. I think about

515
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Speaker 1: the Aztecs and child sacrifice. I'm perfectly fine telling you

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Speaker 1: I think those are gutter trash, garbage people in a

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Speaker 1: dog trash culture, and I hate them. I do, so

518
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Speaker 1: it clouds when it clouds me when I talk about them.

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Speaker 1: You know, I like japan The Japanese fascinate me. I

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00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: like the Indian tribes, lots of them, especially the warlike ones.

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Speaker 1: I grew up cowboys and Indians, and I was both.

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Speaker 1: I was a cowboy and I was the Indians. I

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Speaker 1: think some of the Indian tribes, the warlike ones, are awesome.

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Speaker 1: I never understood the Indian tribes that run from their

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Speaker 1: warlike history to this day. Oh that's not true. We

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Speaker 1: weren't warlike. Oh we were most Oh shut ups, history

527
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: were and it was awesome. You dominated everybody. By the

528
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Speaker 1: end of the Lewis and Clark expedition, and we'll go

529
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Speaker 1: into this more and more, there was a lot of

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Speaker 1: bitterness towards Indian tribes. They were helped out a lot

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Speaker 1: by the Indians, but theft, thievery, stealing. The Americans, because

532
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: they came from a different culture, could not handle that

533
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: drove them insane. And as you know, I am the

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Speaker 1: most immoral, soulless monster in the world. You know this,

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Speaker 1: I admit this. However, stealing is my thing. I hate

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Speaker 1: it with the fire of a thousand sons. I hate it.

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Speaker 1: You could leave me ten million dollars in hundreds and

538
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Speaker 1: tell me you'll be back in twenty years for it.

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Speaker 1: You can leave it to me in a suitcase and

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Speaker 1: you'd come back in ten years and every dime would

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Speaker 1: be there. That's how much I hate it, hate it

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Speaker 1: when people take things from me, as have happened in

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Speaker 1: the past. It puts me into a blind rage. And

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Speaker 1: I would never take anything from anyone else. And I'm

545
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Speaker 1: not saying that to act morally superior. Believe me, I'm

546
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:53,479
Speaker 1: not morally superior. That's just my thing. And that part

547
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: of that's an American thing because it drove the Americans nuts. However,

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Speaker 1: I have to step in here and defend the Lakota

549
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: who very much stole the horse right away. That's not

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Speaker 1: their thing, and it was not their thing in the tribes,

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Speaker 1: lots of them, lots of the tribes. And again, if

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Speaker 1: you're an Indian today and you're proud of your heritage

553
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Speaker 1: and this offends you, I don't care that you're you're

554
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Speaker 1: listening to the wrong show. If you get offended. I'm

555
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Speaker 1: not trying to be installed. I'm trying to explain things

556
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: they stole. They stole from each other all the time

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Speaker 1: that was it was it's hard for me to put

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00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: into words. It was almost their shopping. I know that

559
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: sounds bad, but it was. And not just horses, women, children.

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Speaker 1: You would always run into prisoners from this tribe or

561
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: that tribe. They would raid all the time. You send

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00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 1: twenty warriors out, little war party, and you come across

563
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: five Pawnee women washing their clothes in the river. They're

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00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: coming with you. Oh look some horses. You're coming along.

565
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: It was their young men, their young warriors, proving themselves.

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Speaker 1: Part of that was how they proved themselves. And they

567
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Speaker 1: would have thought nothing, absolutely nothing morally wrong with it.

568
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: You take what you can get your hands on. That

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Speaker 1: was part of survival in the wild West with the tribes.

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Speaker 1: So if it sounds like I'm defending the Lakota here,

571
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Speaker 1: it's because I am. That's what they did. Obviously, I

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Speaker 1: understand the Americans being horrified by this. The Sioux wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have thought twice about it. Oh look there's a horse.

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Speaker 1: I think I'll take it. That's what they did. So

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Speaker 1: right away, a situation that was already going to be tense,

576
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: now that's even gotten ratcheted up some. And it doesn't

577
00:39:55,560 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: help that the British were very much exploiting this situation

578
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Speaker 1: and by telling the Indians the Americans are gonna come

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Speaker 1: have a couple of canoes, or remember they weren't called canoes,

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Speaker 1: they were bigger than canoes. But takes his canoe to

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Speaker 1: the shore, gets to the shore to meet with the

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Speaker 1: Sioux chief. There's a bunch of Sioux warriors there, and

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Speaker 1: the Sioux warriors go ahead and grab his line of

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Speaker 1: his canoe to take that too. When he gets to

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Speaker 1: the shore. Clark, as you remember, is a brave military

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Speaker 1: man who has been in more than one scrap in

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Speaker 1: his lifetime. And they're Americans, very much ready to fight

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Speaker 1: at the drop of a hat. Boom, Indians on the ridge,

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Speaker 1: Indians on the shore line, Americans in the river. Clark's

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Speaker 1: standing there by himself. Sword comes out. Now we got

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Speaker 1: a bit of a standoff, don't we hang You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Jesse Kelly Show. This is a Jesse Kelly show.

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Speaker 1: I want you to know because it's an ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, and we're all in a good mood today.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have a blast that I'm doing something kind

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Speaker 1: for you right now. During the break, I considered, I

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Speaker 1: genuinely considered not telling you what happens next in the

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Speaker 1: Lewis and Clark story, just telling you listen Monday for

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. It would be too harsh.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't blame you if you just dog cust me

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Speaker 1: an email if I did it. So I'm not doing it.

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Speaker 1: Is this going to go a third part for Monday

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Speaker 1: and no questions. I've got to cut this off. I

623
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Speaker 1: have way too many questions to get to you were

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Speaker 1: kind enough to send them in. I'm going to answer them,

625
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Speaker 1: but I will tell you Clark sword drawn. They load

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Speaker 1: the cannon on the boat. Remember the cannon on the boat.

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Speaker 1: It's not like a cannon cannon. It's a miniature cannon

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Speaker 1: on a stand, and it holds not a cannon ball.

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Speaker 1: It holds sixteen musket shells. All the men have their

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Speaker 1: weapons at the ready. The blunderbusses already. Remember I told

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Speaker 1: you about the blunderbusses yesterday. They're a shotgun. You just

632
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Speaker 1: need to think of them like a shotgun. And some

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Speaker 1: of them are I mean big shotgun. They're on sticks too.

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Speaker 1: A couple of them are mounted too on the keel boat.

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Speaker 1: Indians not exactly shrinking violets, the Titan sue they're ready

636
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Speaker 1: to arrows notched. The entire thing would have gone downhill

637
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Speaker 1: right here. This would have been the end of the expedition.

638
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Speaker 1: Could the Americans have fought their way out of it?

639
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. They were heavily outnumbered,

640
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: they had the superior weaponry, sew are pretty stink and tough.

641
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: It's just I don't know. But no matter what, that

642
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: would have been the end of it. You would have

643
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: taken so many casualties. You just you would add, you'd

644
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Speaker 1: you'd add to scrap the whole thing. And by the

645
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: grace of God, a Sioux chief by the name of

646
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: Black Buffalo steps in and says, Woa Boa, so how's

647
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: the weather back east? He essentially steps He didn't ask

648
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: you about the weather. He essentially stepped in and changed

649
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: the subject and got them all talking about different things.

650
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Speaker 1: The expedition stayed with the Sioux just a couple more days.

651
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Speaker 1: They did go to you know, some dances with the Sioux.

652
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: Things were okay, but there was so much tension there.

653
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Speaker 1: When they shoved off, the Sioux were upset. The Sioux

654
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Speaker 1: really really remember I told you all the Indians wont

655
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Speaker 1: in guns. The Sioux pretty much demanded guns. Oh no,

656
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: you'll give us your guns. And Lewis and Clark were

657
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Speaker 1: not people, by the grace of God, who took that crap.

658
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: They said, actually I won't. I'll give you the business

659
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Speaker 1: end of it. When they shoved off, they didn't exactly

660
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Speaker 1: part as friends. And remember that fire watch I told

661
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: you about in the beginning. That got a lot busier

662
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: after this, because for at least two or three days

663
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: after they were very, very very concerned about the Sue

664
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Speaker 1: tracking them down, sneaking up on them and killing them all.

665
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: So they had extra watch. They were very wary of it.

666
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: Not the last time they'll see them on our journey either. However,

667
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: we have to stop there. I tried, Chris, I tried.

668
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: They're not even I mean they haven't even wintered the

669
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Speaker 1: first time yet. I swear on my life, I'm gonna

670
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: get through the whole thing on Monday. I'm going to

671
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Speaker 1: I don't care if it takes the entire show. I'm trying.

672
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't like these multi part shows, you know. I

673
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: get distracted. I lack focus. That's why I why I

674
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: don't have a college degree. I'm not gonna lie to you.

675
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 1: That's why I don't have a college degree. I would

676
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: sit in these classes even after I got out of

677
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Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. I'm using the GI bill and I'm

678
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: going to could be Pama Community College, not to brag

679
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Speaker 1: raything I got in. And I'm sitting there. I got

680
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 1: a job, it's paying me, all right. I'd already met

681
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Speaker 1: the old lady, so I have somebody hot I could

682
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Speaker 1: be with, and I have a good job. And then

683
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there in class and they're talking to me

684
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: about the chemical composition of magma, and I'm all, what

685
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: is this idiocy? Why do I care? Kids? Don't be

686
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: like that, all right, don't be like that. Listen to

687
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: your parents. I'm just saying, I like focus, and it

688
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: tends to Ruin the radio show eight seven seven three

689
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Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three eight seven seven three

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Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three, it's an ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, and you can still email them. Chris is

692
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: checking emails throughout the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

693
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: dot com. We're going to read the first one from

694
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Speaker 1: She says I can say her first name, So I'm

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Speaker 1: going to Gianna Gianna. I'm not going to read her

696
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Speaker 1: last name, but definitely Italian. I thought we'd already get

697
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Speaker 1: rid of all of those listeners. Chris quit we can

698
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: make Italian jokes on the show, all right. Gianna says this,

699
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: why is good booze so expensive? Seems unfair, and she

700
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Speaker 1: signs off with stay handsome. I love this lady, all right,

701
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: I love her already. Why is good booze so expensive?

702
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: I actually I come at this from a different angle.

703
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Speaker 1: I grew up without any money. Okay, I still exactly

704
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Speaker 1: don't exactly have a boatload of it. I mean, obviously

705
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 1: doing a lot better than I was as kid, but

706
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Speaker 1: I grew up without any money, so I grew up

707
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Speaker 1: on I mean, you guys think I'm joking about red Lobster,

708
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: and sometimes I say that tongue in cheek. You can

709
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: ask my wife. She's horrified to this day. She'll ask me,

710
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you that's not for radio. You really

711
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 1: genuinely love it. I'll go eat at red Lobster by myself.

712
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, dude, that was once every

713
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Speaker 1: six months you got to eat out, and that was

714
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: good food. That was a good meal. And I'm not

715
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Speaker 1: ashamed of that at all. That was awesome. And so

716
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:25,240
Speaker 1: you developed those tastes early on. You developed the taste

717
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: early on. And when I started to dabble in booze,

718
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't have any money. You know, you're

719
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 1: a poor I'm drinking. You're buying Keystone Light by the case,

720
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: Natty Light, Milwaukee's Best. You're buying malt liquor forties. You know,

721
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: like an idiot. You know you're an idiot. You're a

722
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: young idiot, at least I was. I hope you're not.

723
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 1: I see some of these young people today and they're

724
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: so put together, and I think to myself, Man, that

725
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: is so much such a better way to be than

726
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 1: the way I was. But my tastes are white trash

727
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:08,760
Speaker 1: because I'm white trash. I didn't get introduced to high

728
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: end booze until I was running for Congress in Tucson.

729
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: And you remember, you know the story. Everybody knows the story.

730
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go into it. I'd never run for

731
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Speaker 1: office before I choose to run for Congress. I end

732
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: up being pretty good at it. I beat everybody in

733
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,280
Speaker 1: the Primaire and stuff like that. And when you're running

734
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: for office, Democrat Republican, whatever it is, you're going to

735
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 1: develop a wealthy core group of donors. Well, however many

736
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: it may be. For president, it's obviously a lot more.

737
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: But congressman, senator, whatever, you're going to have a group

738
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Speaker 1: of donors. Oftentimes they know each other four or five, six, ten,

739
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:48,479
Speaker 1: twenty millionaires. And you hang out with these guys a lot.

740
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: They're calling they're millionaire friends, because you know, you can

741
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: squeeze donations out of your millionaire buddies without any effort

742
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: at all. Hey, Tom, I need you to send Jesse

743
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: twenty five hundred bucks. Who's Jesse, doesn't matter, send me

744
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: twenty five hundred bucks. Okay, fine, That's how it works.

745
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: They bundle money for in that money, and you need

746
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: that money for a campaign. That's how those commercials get

747
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: on television. They're not free. But you start hanging out

748
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: with these guys and you're hanging out at Tucson Country

749
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: Club is one of the places we hung out. It

750
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: was it's you know, it was the rich person little

751
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 1: country club in Tucson. The rich people lived out there

752
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: in that area. The rich people golfed there. And I

753
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: started to hang out with these guys who really, really

754
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: loved Scotch in whiskey. And I don't mean the gymbammind drink.

755
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: I mean from all over the world. One guy was

756
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: a Scotch freak. We went up to his house. Of course,

757
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: he had this beautiful house. He had one of those

758
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: full bars, a full bar set up, you know, bar

759
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: and everything he had to this day, I hate saying

760
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: the number because I know I'm gonna do it wrong.

761
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 1: I'm doing this off of memory. He had to have

762
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: a hundred bottles of scotch or more. That's all he

763
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: had behind the bar. From all over the world. Hang

764
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 1: out miss something. There's a podcast, Get it on demand

765
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: wherever podcasts are found. The Jesse Kelly Show. Gold Alliance

766
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse I. When I tell you about

767
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Speaker 1: Gold Alliance, I don't want you to sit and thinks

768
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Speaker 1: it's just some random company. Gold Alliance. They've been helping

769
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Speaker 1: people out for a long time and they have an

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Speaker 1: A plus rating with a Better Business Bureau. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how difficult it is for a company like that

772
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Speaker 1: to get an A plus rating with a Better Business Bureau?

773
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Speaker 1: That means they take care of people, not once, not twice,

774
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Speaker 1: every single time. I wouldn't tell you to do something

775
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 1: irresponsible with your money. I'm trying to help you. If

776
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: all your money is in stocks and bonds right now,

777
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Speaker 1: you are simply playing with fire. You're playing with a

778
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Speaker 1: hand grenade. I don't want it to go off. Gold

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Speaker 1: Alliance dot com slash jesse. That's gold Alliance dot com

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Speaker 1: slash jesse. You can even get up to five thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars in free gold and silver coins. Anyway, Still got

782
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: to get to actually answering Gianna's question. But I started

783
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Speaker 1: to realize as I would try the different scotches and

784
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: whiskies and things like that, there really is a difference.

785
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: There's quite a difference. There is. If you say there's not,

786
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: it's because you haven't had the good stuff yet. I

787
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: would have for years said there's no difference at all.

788
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: There's a difference, without question, there's a difference as far

789
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: as the cost goes. I understand why good booze costs

790
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: so much because I'm floored by these ages. You know,

791
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,720
Speaker 1: you're buying not even an old one of a fifteen

792
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: year old scotch that floors me. Fifteen years ago somebody

793
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 1: created this and then let something of value sit on

794
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: their shelves before they would sell it. I think that's amazing.

795
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: And like I said, that's not even old Tawani twenty five,

796
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: thirty years aged. That's amazing to me. Decades sitting there

797
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 1: on money, not selling it because it'll be worth more

798
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: one day, that patience, that entire process. I'm floored by it,

799
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Speaker 1: and I'm floored it's as cheap as it is, whether

800
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: or not it's worth it, because Chris, of course says

801
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 1: it's not worth it. Of course, I know you're gonna

802
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: find this shocking Jewish producer. Chris doesn't think it's worth

803
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: the money. I understand people have had their lives ruined

804
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: by alcohol. I have had several periods of time in

805
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: my life where I was drinking way too much and

806
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't ruining my life or out there driving drunk,

807
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: wrapping my truck around trees and stuff like that. But

808
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't I wasn't my best me. So I'm not

809
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: going to sit here and defend Booze till the cows

810
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: come home. But I will say this, I've never known

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Speaker 1: any one of these rich guys who spends a bunch

812
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 1: of money on booze, whoever even knew he was spending it.

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00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 1: People who buy two hundred four hundred, five hundred three

814
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars bottles of scotch and whiskey. I've never bought that,

815
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: But people who do that, those are not people who

816
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: feel it. They never know it's there. For these guys,

817
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: it's like you or I buying a pack of gum

818
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: at seven to eleven. It just is expensive. Is in

819
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: the eyes of the beholder. It's easy if you allow

820
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: yourself to succumb to envy, and it's human nature to

821
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: do that. If you allow yourself to succumb to envy,

822
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: you you can find a way to resent these people.

823
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: He should be given that money to the poor. And okay, fine,

824
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: if you want to do that stuff, fine, I'm telling

825
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: you let that stuff go. Don't do that. Cheer for

826
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: other people's success, Cheer for other people to make money,

827
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: even people you don't like. Resentment and envy are bad

828
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: looks on everyone. Nobody in the history of mankind ever

829
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: has said, man, you know what I love about Tom

830
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: How resentful he is? Gosh, it makes him fun to

831
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Speaker 1: be around. Nobody's ever said it, ever. Don't be that

832
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 1: so I disagree. I think Booze good Booze is actually cheap.

833
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: It's just that I can't afford it. What Chris? What

834
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Speaker 1: Chris asked about Titos Because we're Titos is a big

835
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Speaker 1: vodka here in Texas and it's nationwide. Now I think, Chris,

836
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: and Tito's is blown up. I think it's an Austin company,

837
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Speaker 1: isn't I think it's an Austin, Texas company, and Titos

838
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: is I'm not a vodka expert. I'm not an expert

839
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Speaker 1: on any of this stuff by any means as far

840
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: as booze goes. But it's a good vodka, you know,

841
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: not great good vodka. And Chris said Titos is good,

842
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: too expensive. It's been good. And I'll tell you now,

843
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm not dogging on Ttos. I have a bottle of

844
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: Tetos in my house. I'm going to have a glass

845
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: tonight of something. I'm assuming Titos ain't gray Goose. Ttos

846
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 1: ain't kettle one. And let me emphasize this again. If

847
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 1: you say it is, you don't remember what gray goose

848
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 1: or kettle one taste, like you don't you know what

849
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: we're doing next week, Chris. Because Chris is stupid and

850
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: doesn't believe me. I'm going to bring in a bottle

851
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: of Ttos and I'm going to bring in a bottle

852
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: of kettle one. And because I know he's an immature

853
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 1: child who will try to be right, we're gonna have

854
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: to do a blind taste test. We'll do like styrofoam

855
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 1: cups or something like that, and we'll do a taste

856
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: test right here on the show. Wait, that's illegal, right?

857
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to do that? I know I'm not

858
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: allowed to drink on the ear, and I'm positive about that.

859
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: That's illegal. I think it's an FCC violation for me

860
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: to consume alcohol on the air, which sucks because this

861
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: show would be sweet otherwise. Stop, but are you allowed

862
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: to You're just the producer, it's not like you matter.

863
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: That's right, We'll just lie and say Mitchell's running the board.

864
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: Then no one will ever know. That's brilliant. All right,

865
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: boom done, We're doing that next week. Wait, how much

866
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: is a bottle of kettle one? I should legitimately don't

867
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: think I've ever bought one. I'm talking about all those.

868
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: I just don't think I've ever bought one. I'm probably

869
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: gonna walk in and be like Okay, Chris taste test

870
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: is off. These things are like sixty dollars. You know

871
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: what I'll do. I'll go the ultimate Chris route and

872
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: I'll get one of the little mini airport airplane bottles.

873
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: Quit all right, get focused. It's an ask, doctor Jesse Friday.

874
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: We have ten thousand questions to get through. It's your problem,

875
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. I just watched a Few Good Men. I

876
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: have some questions. Have you ever experienced a code read?

877
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on code reads? What are your

878
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: thoughts on? Colonel? He says, Colonel Jesse. It's Colonel jessup,

879
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: is what you're trying to say. All right, let me

880
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: do a brief overview for those of you who haven't

881
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: seen it. A Few Good Men is a great movie

882
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 1: starring Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise, and Demi Moore. And Tom

883
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: Cruise and Demi Moore are Navy attorneys defending a couple

884
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: of marines who accidentally killed a guy. How they killed

885
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: the guy, Well, they were disciplining a fellow marine with

886
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 1: what they called in the movie a code read. Essentially,

887
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: it was brutal punishment where you would either beat up

888
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: another marine in some way tie him up beat him up,

889
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. I may be clear about something.

890
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: We never called these things code reds when I was

891
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: in the Marine Corps. Ever, they were never called code

892
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: reds period. Um. I don't remember if we called them hazing.

893
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember if we called them corrective action. I

894
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: think all I remember is called All I remember is

895
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 1: calling them thrashing. That's what we did, was we called

896
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: it thrashing. Yes, I've been thrashed a million times over now.

897
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: They didn't necessarily beat me up. I've been punched a

898
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: few times. Nothing bad. When you get to the Marine

899
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: Corps out on top of everything you go through in

900
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: boot camp, when you get to the Marine Corps out

901
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 1: of boot camp, you are called a boot. You're you're

902
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: a boot. You have non commissioned officers over you, corporals

903
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 1: and sergeants, and they're going to get you acquainted with

904
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: the fleet, and they're going to make sure you're not

905
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: a screw up, and they're going to toughen you up

906
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: and get you ready for the unit. It ain't the

907
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: cub scouts and it shouldn't be. Oh yeah, I've been

908
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: hit a few times. I've done more push ups and

909
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: squats and god awful, miserable things, and you can imagine

910
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: they'll make you do things like a wall sit where

911
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: you sit against the wall, where your thighs are burning.

912
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: They'll hand you a mop and you have to hold

913
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: it out in front of you until you can't anymore.

914
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: If you drop it, I mean they'll they'll trash your

915
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,919
Speaker 1: room and make you clean it up. They'll make your

916
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: life a living hell. Yes, I've experienced them, and I'm

917
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 1: glad I did. That's why it's the Marine Corps, not

918
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: the cub Scouts. I've experienced them, I've done them. I

919
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: eventually was that NCO too, tasked with bringing some boots

920
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: up to speed and ready for combat. That's life. That's

921
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. Your dad gun right. I support them.

922
01:03:48,440 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 1: May it always be that way. You're never completely ready

923
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 1: to adopt a teen. For late nights, writing English papers

924
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: are your teen's music taste, for dinners where they talk

925
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: more on their phone than with you. For the first

926
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: time they call you mom. You're never completely ready to

927
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 1: adopt a teen, and you can't imagine the reward. To

928
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Speaker 1: learn more about adopting a teen, visit adopt us kids

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Speaker 1: dot org, brought to you by the US Department of

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Speaker 1: Health and Human Services, adopt us Kids, and the ad Council.

931
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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived in Philadelphia. Local time is

932
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Speaker 1: three or five pm in the temperature is sixty seven

933
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Speaker 1: degrees at this time. You are now free to use

934
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: your cellular devices. You know that feeling when you get

935
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: to turn your phone on after the plane lands. You

936
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 1: can have that feeling every time me drive. Make sure

937
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,959
Speaker 1: your cell phone is stowed away whenever you were behind

938
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: the wheel. Visit stop Text Stop wrex dot org, a

939
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Speaker 1: message brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration,

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Speaker 1: Project yellow Light and the ad Council. Joining me now

941
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: the nationally syndicated Buck Sexton of the Buck Sexton Show. Obviously,

942
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: he's on virtually every radio station in the country, and

943
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: you can catch him on the first where you can

944
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: also see me. Buck. Are you a good booze guy

945
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: or a cheap booze guy? I obviously grew up white trash,

946
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,479
Speaker 1: so Jim Beam's fine for me. I'm at the point

947
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 1: in my life where I've experienced higher end booze and

948
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: it's certainly more enjoyable. What's the buck Sexton booze motto.

949
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: I honestly, I know that this is usually when I

950
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,439
Speaker 1: would like to tell the audience that, you know, I'll

951
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: just drink anything that my handles of pop off back

952
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: in college. I don't know if you guys have that

953
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,479
Speaker 1: or mister Boston, I mean, I probably don't even sell

954
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 1: that stuff down in Texas, but that's what we drank

955
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 1: when we wanted to spend eight dollars on a gallut

956
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,200
Speaker 1: of vodka the Northeast. I wish I could tell everybody

957
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: that that's how I roll, but no, man, I'm like,

958
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 1: especially if someone else is paying, give me the fanciest

959
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: tequila you've got, I want the tequila that comes in

960
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: a bottle that it's made from the skulls of Spanish conquistadors,

961
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 1: that's kept like in that special box on the third show. Now,

962
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: why explain why? Because I was trying to explain why earlier.

963
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:52,439
Speaker 1: How once I was introduced to high end booze. I mean,

964
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: it is better if you can do it without financially

965
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: breaking yourself. It's it's way better. Oh yeah, well for me,

966
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,800
Speaker 1: it's also I mean at Samet, I almost wish I

967
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 1: could do this with food, but that that would be

968
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: really hard, you know, because I like to go for

969
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: the more expensive stuff. It always does keep me in check. Well,

970
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think two drinks is good. I think

971
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: I think my fifty dollars bar tab for four ounces

972
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 1: of you know, a zule especial eighteen ninety seven, like

973
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: that usually keeps me from get into wild. So I

974
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 1: think that's how That's how I wrote, all right, Buck, Now,

975
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: a few good men. You've seen a few good men

976
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 1: a million times. Yeah, where does buck Sexton? The people

977
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: forget buck Sexton with Cia? Buck Sexton knows his way

978
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: around this world? A bit to put it mildly, Where

979
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: do you stand on the code red? There? I had

980
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: my own theory on it. I don't necessarily think I

981
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 1: would get down with duct taping somebody's face and stuffing

982
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: rags down his throat. However, some physical encouragement I think

983
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: is necessary for a marine to be a marine. Where

984
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 1: do you stand on it? Well, I'll tell you. You know,

985
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 1: they've remade the Karate Kid movie with Cobra Kai, and

986
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 1: now you realize from a different perspective, Johnny Lawrence, the

987
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:12,480
Speaker 1: blonde haired Cobra Kai, you know, number one fighter that

988
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 1: obviously loses to Ralph Macchio that if you look at

989
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: it from Johnny Lawrence's perspective, it's a very different thing.

990
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 1: You know, this guy from the East Coast shows up,

991
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: steals his girlfriend, you know, talk to some smack and

992
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 1: Cobra Kai is actually a pretty good show. It's on

993
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:29,400
Speaker 1: Netflix those who haven't seen it. I think you could

994
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:33,240
Speaker 1: do a reimagining with Colonel and Colonel Nason R. Jessup

995
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: where all of a sudden he's like, what is this

996
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 1: like thirty seven genders like people choose in pronouns like.

997
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 1: I think you could probably do a redo where you

998
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 1: see it from you know, Colonel Nason our Jestice perspective,

999
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: and you're like, you know, there was some discipline needed.

1000
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,800
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously those stuff to stock down someone's throat

1001
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,040
Speaker 1: and kill them, but you know, you need to sort

1002
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,840
Speaker 1: of get a little bit of a more aggressive approach

1003
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,479
Speaker 1: to making sure that we've got to continue on the

1004
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: best fighting force in the world. So I think you

1005
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: could do a reimagining from the perspective of Jack Nicholson's

1006
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,719
Speaker 1: character in that movie. It would be quite interesting. What's

1007
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:11,160
Speaker 1: the most overrated food? Oh, that's a great That's what

1008
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 1: I mean. Overrated is one of my favorite things. I mean,

1009
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:15,559
Speaker 1: and I love it because people always get mad at me.

1010
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:19,120
Speaker 1: I'll say things like picnics and they're like, picnics are amazing,

1011
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, what was the last time you

1012
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 1: went on a picnic? And they're like, usually it's about

1013
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:28,160
Speaker 1: never pick picks are overrated. I'm just gonna say it.

1014
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 1: Live music is usually not always usually overrated, especially at large,

1015
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 1: super large venues. Now, hold on, hold on, hold on.

1016
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 1: Are you talking about attending it or listening to it

1017
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: like on an album? Oh? I mean I actually would

1018
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,639
Speaker 1: say both. I would say I would say it's more

1019
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh wait a minute, hold on, hold on.

1020
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 1: Even cold hearted Jesse loves going to a concert. Who

1021
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 1: doesn't love going to a concert? It depends on how

1022
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 1: big the concert is and what's the venue, all fully dependent, dude.

1023
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,479
Speaker 1: I don't care what anyone says. I've been just I've

1024
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 1: gotten free tickets sometimes to go to Madison Square Garden

1025
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:10,680
Speaker 1: stuff because I'm here in New York, and you know,

1026
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: I know people and not really but you know, my

1027
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 1: dad's my dad's like second cousin who sort of works

1028
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 1: in the media business or something. Those people you know

1029
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 1: what I mean, But I I tell you that you

1030
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:25,799
Speaker 1: go to an arena for like a Eric Clapton concert,

1031
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,400
Speaker 1: you seriously just want to punch yourself in the face.

1032
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,639
Speaker 1: It's just your ears hurt. It's so boring and horrible. Yeah,

1033
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 1: small venues. I like, all right, but I'll get back.

1034
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: I'll get back to your question. I mean, the most

1035
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 1: over the most overrated food is. I mean, that's that's

1036
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 1: super tough, because there are foods that I just hate,

1037
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,960
Speaker 1: Like I won't put some dried tomatoes in something. They're

1038
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 1: They're voted off the island right away. Like, I just

1039
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 1: think some dried tomatoes the consistency is disgusting. They ruin

1040
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,719
Speaker 1: what they're are and I hated people put them on pizza.

1041
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, why did you ruin my pizza? I think

1042
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 1: I could probably give me yours and it might spur

1043
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 1: a similar get what is your most overrated food? Honestly,

1044
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 1: if this is, people are gonna scream about this. I

1045
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:15,000
Speaker 1: think lasagna is dog crap. I think it's just a

1046
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 1: big pile of crap. I wouldn't be surprised if it

1047
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 1: was like some throwaway Italian meal, almost like the cheeseburger

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Speaker 1: and I'm supposed to pretend that your grandma's lasagna is delicious.

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Speaker 1: It's dog crap. Well, now that's just turning into Jesse,

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Speaker 1: thinking about I mean, it's spaghetti and meatball. If that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be your sort of signature dish for global cuisine, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather I'd rather have mac and cheese made by

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Speaker 1: tell you getting peoples. Also, I think you know a

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Speaker 1: what are we doing with this? But my real overrated

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Speaker 1: vegetables like a civilized person. I don't like salad all right. Lastly,

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Speaker 1: very few people have actually been there. I mean, obviously

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Speaker 1: you're listening audience in New York has probably been there

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Speaker 1: it old and crappy? Does it feel? I mean like

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Speaker 1: It feels like you've been transported back to the nineteen fifties,

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Speaker 1: only not in a bad way. What's Madison Square Garden like? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden is like a trip to the world's

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's the biggest sports market of course New York,

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Speaker 1: by off by the boxes, and you know, most of

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Speaker 1: then write it off. So you guys are all subsidizing it.

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Speaker 1: That's right, textpair. But you know, I think that it

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Speaker 1: actually used to be better back in the nineties. My family,

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Speaker 1: my and an uncle who had season tickets occasionally, and

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Speaker 1: so I went to a lot of Knicks games growing up,

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Speaker 1: a little bit like in one of those old westerns

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Speaker 1: worried like constantly about ambush. Like that's how dangerous that

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Speaker 1: area used to be. So just getting into the stadium

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Speaker 1: was kind of a little adventure. But it's safer now.

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Speaker 1: The blild he's trying to change that, but it is.

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Speaker 1: It's garbage on the inside, you know, it's there's no

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Speaker 1: You're just hoping you get to your seat and that

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Speaker 1: but the rest of you New Yorkers, you better be ready.

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Speaker 1: it like the play. I mean, it's so bad. This

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Speaker 1: Obama FBI stuff is so bad. The stuff we just

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Speaker 1: found out. Just to do a quick update for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that source that the FBI used to get a FISA

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Speaker 1: warrant to spy on a political opponent of the president

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Speaker 1: back in two thousand and nine. They already knew he

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Speaker 1: was a Russian spy. That's that's prison time, Jack in

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Speaker 1: the real world. In this world, nothing will happen, So

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, Chris. Back to your questions, dear See,

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Speaker 1: this is how you write an email. Dear doctor Jesse

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Speaker 1: Showgun Steele. I love you guys so much. Could have

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Speaker 1: of young guys, and if you're not so young, at

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Speaker 1: the firehouse shave their entire body. Do you believe that

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01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:02,680
Speaker 1: they should be fired and replaced with men? This is

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01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,000
Speaker 1: the third email I've written you on this subject that

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Speaker 1: I'm getting concerned you are a closet body shaver. If so,

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Speaker 1: how much do you spend on shaving supplies to make

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Speaker 1: that six eight Adonnas esque physique body smooth Adonnas esque

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Speaker 1: body smooth art. That's really weird. Shaving your entire body

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01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:32,479
Speaker 1: is very weird. However, and the interest of not being

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01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 1: a hypocrite, I will tell you men, alpha men, when

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01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:46,040
Speaker 1: alpha men get together, do inexplicably stupid things that don't

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01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 1: make sense. And you know what, that's how you want them.

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01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:53,599
Speaker 1: We had a we had some guys go on a kick.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know, Chris, did they saund ne'er anymore?

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Speaker 1: N ai R Look it up? See make sure they

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01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:03,720
Speaker 1: say there there used to be commercials. Chris, give me

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01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,680
Speaker 1: the audio of a Narra commercial. There were they used

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Speaker 1: to be when I was a kid. I can almost

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Speaker 1: sing the jingle pull up in their commercial. I honestly

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Speaker 1: don't even know if they sell it any because I

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01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 1: haven't seen a commercial in ages. But what they do.

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Speaker 1: You have the audio ready? Let me know. When the

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Speaker 1: audio is ready, We're playing it. I don't even need

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Speaker 1: to hear it first. We're just gonna play this on

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Speaker 1: the fly, would do this show on the flone Christ

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Speaker 1: The cotton test proves na leaves like smoother days longer

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Speaker 1: than shaving mown bikini chip for a sleep. The kini line,

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that get a little risque at the end.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know we were going bikini line, Chris, good grief.

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Speaker 1: It's a family show for Pete's sake. I figured from

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Speaker 1: the eighties we'd be safe too. I didn't. I apologize everybody.

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Speaker 1: I apologize everyone, our new affiliates. Look, I'm sorry. This

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Speaker 1: is what you're gonna get, all right, Sorry Gainsville, genuinely apologize,

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Speaker 1: all right, whatever. Listen, there is just what it sounds like.

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Speaker 1: It's a chemical that women use on their legs and

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Speaker 1: apparently north of that to remove all of the hair.

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Speaker 1: As you can imagine, it's not as bright and sunny

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Speaker 1: a process as the young ladies in the commercial wearing

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Speaker 1: short shorts made it sound like you're burning the hair

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Speaker 1: off your skin. There's no chance. There's no chance that

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Speaker 1: can be healthy. That has to be terrible for you. Apparently, though,

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Speaker 1: it does make you really silky smooth for a few days.

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01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 1: So we had some guys in the marine Corps. I know, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be delicate. I'm not sure another way I

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01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:59,720
Speaker 1: should put this. Okay, we had some guys in the

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Speaker 1: Marine Corps. They decided they wanted to experiment with nair,

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Speaker 1: but not on their legs. Okay, all right? It is that?

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Speaker 1: Is that a good way to put it? What did

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Speaker 1: a smooth out the old Hackey sack? Was that? Not?

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Speaker 1: Was that? That was probably too far? Whatever? You understand

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I did not participate because I said,

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Speaker 1: you got no. I really didn't. You know, Chris, I

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Speaker 1: admitted to doing cocaine yesterday. Okay, It's not like I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't tell you if I naired the Hackey sack. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I said, you guys are absolutely idiots. And then it

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Speaker 1: became and this is what happens. Some guy in a

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Speaker 1: group comes up with a dumb idea and wants to

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Speaker 1: spread said dumb idea around. So what you do, especially

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Speaker 1: with an infantry platoon of marines, you challenge people's manhood?

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Speaker 1: What are you a chair? Oh? Look who's too scared

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Speaker 1: to near it? He? Look who's too scared? And I

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Speaker 1: was like, y'all can go screw yourself. I'm not naring

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Speaker 1: anything on my body, let alone that. But it became

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Speaker 1: a thing that everyone was gonna try. And then it

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Speaker 1: became a thing everyone was gonna try at a designated

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Speaker 1: time because and rightfully so, they figured out, one guy's

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Speaker 1: gonna do this. If it's going poorly, everyone else is

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Speaker 1: young marines with too much time on their hands chose

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Speaker 1: call it ahead in the Marine Corps. They chose to

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Speaker 1: you could hear the yelps and wines and groans of

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Speaker 1: misery from quite a ways away. And I sat and

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Speaker 1: I laughed. Did I laughed? Did I laughed? And I laughed?

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Speaker 1: Do not do such things. I apologize all you parents

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Speaker 1: of boys who are listening with your sons, who are

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Speaker 1: now getting an idea in your head to try this

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Speaker 1: young man. Listen to me. Don't do it. Do not

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Speaker 1: do it. Be me. Laugh at those people don't participate.

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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. This is a Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly show. I think we should move on past the

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Speaker 1: Nair thing now, Chris. I think it's I think it's

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Speaker 1: best for everybody if we move on past the Nair thing.

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Speaker 1: There's there's no question there's no question. Um, you should

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Speaker 1: just appoid it, dear showgun. Should conservatives start an investment

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Speaker 1: If so, can they count on someone as handsome as

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Speaker 1: you for being a spokesman? All right, this is a

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Speaker 1: don't even think. I don't know how much money it

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Speaker 1: to push our way back into the parts of the

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Speaker 1: culture we hate. It is critically important that we do it.

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Speaker 1: Here's a mistake we make, and I've made it a

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Speaker 1: million times too, of Oh who cares about actors? Oh

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01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:59,599
Speaker 1: who cares about what Lebron James thinks? Oh who cares

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01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:04,680
Speaker 1: about who cares about that? The next generation of people do?

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01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:08,680
Speaker 1: And you can get mad at people about that. Oh

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01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:14,480
Speaker 1: you're an idiot if you take your political cues from Lebron. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not necessarily disagreeing, but it matters a lot. It

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01:28:20,439 --> 01:28:23,639
Speaker 1: matters a lot. We have got to get back into

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Speaker 1: these arenas. We have got to make movies people want

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01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:30,240
Speaker 1: to see, TV shows people want to see. We have

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01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:33,680
Speaker 1: to have athletes pushing our message instead of just the

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01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:38,120
Speaker 1: leftist message. We have to control or get some kind

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01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:42,920
Speaker 1: of control over these major tech platforms. The solution is

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01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:46,320
Speaker 1: not just to avoid them. We have to take them over.

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Speaker 1: The left has won the culture war again, They're not

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Speaker 1: winning it. They want it war over done. Leftists one

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Speaker 1: people on the right. Zero. Okay, fine, we gotta fight

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01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:05,000
Speaker 1: another war, and we gotta win one this time period.

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Speaker 1: They own all of it, complete control. We will not

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Speaker 1: survive as a nation with the leftists having complete control

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Speaker 1: of every cultural institution period. End of story. We won't.

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Speaker 1: We won't. This is, as you've heard me say, this

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Speaker 1: is my great fear in having Donald Trump get reelected.

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Speaker 1: I want Donald Trump reelected. I'm gonna vote for Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you to vote for Donald Trump. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell my neighbors to vote for Donald Trump. I

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Speaker 1: believe me. I want Donald Trump reelected. My fear in

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01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:52,280
Speaker 1: it is it will give people a sense of comfort

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Speaker 1: where we are as a nation. Who that Antifa Black

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01:29:56,920 --> 01:30:00,760
Speaker 1: Lives Matter stuff was bad. Thank goodness it's gone now

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01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:05,840
Speaker 1: we got Trump for four more years. Life is good. No,

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01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:12,519
Speaker 1: we are at the bottom. With Donald Trump reelected control

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Speaker 1: of the Supreme Court, whatever you want to call it.

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Speaker 1: If you were given the left's position of power in

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Speaker 1: our society or the rights position of power in our society,

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01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:27,200
Speaker 1: you would choose the left's position of power any day

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01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:30,720
Speaker 1: of the week, and twice on Sunday. You can have

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Speaker 1: the presidency in Supreme Court. I don't care. I own

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Speaker 1: the education system, I own the entertainment system, I own

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Speaker 1: the corporations. Now, I own over ninety percent of the

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Speaker 1: federal employees who spent the last four years putting handcuffs

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Speaker 1: all over Donald Trump who was president. They're winning and

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump winning re election. If he does, don't change that.

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Speaker 1: It don't change that. Yeah, a little. It's some news today, Chris,

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01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:09,000
Speaker 1: about that, Doctor Jesse oh Man, this is a long one.

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Speaker 1: Reading the room is the most glaring flaw in the

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01:31:12,560 --> 01:31:15,640
Speaker 1: left's armor. Why is anyone on the right falling for

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01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:20,360
Speaker 1: the accept the results agenda? They are pushing hard all right. Now, Look,

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01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:24,919
Speaker 1: reading the room is a glaring flaw in the left's armor.

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01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:30,639
Speaker 1: Because if you're a leftist, because you own every part

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Speaker 1: of the culture, you never ever ever have to encounter

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01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:40,639
Speaker 1: an opposite opinion unless you seek it out. If you're

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01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:44,559
Speaker 1: on the right, you're surrounded by the opposite opinion everywhere.

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01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:47,439
Speaker 1: You can't you can't, you can't possibly avoid it. To

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01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,320
Speaker 1: exist in this society because they won the culture War

1309
01:31:51,920 --> 01:32:00,360
Speaker 1: is to be waterboarded by leftism everywhere you go. Christian said,

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Speaker 1: it's seventeen point nine billion dollars to own fifty one

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Speaker 1: percent of Twitter. I don't know about you, Chris, I'm

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01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:12,200
Speaker 1: a little short, you know, just missed it. Let's see

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01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:17,760
Speaker 1: if they'll come down a tad what would you do

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01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:27,559
Speaker 1: for seventeen dollars? But that's why the leftists can't read

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01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:31,639
Speaker 1: the room. People on the right. However, to answer your question,

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01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:35,200
Speaker 1: you see them all racing out of the cameras. We're

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Speaker 1: going to accept the election, election results. We're going to

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01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:41,360
Speaker 1: accept the election results. The leftists are so good at that.

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01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:46,559
Speaker 1: They're so good at doing what they've been caught doing

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01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:49,960
Speaker 1: several times, which is trying to rig elections. And they

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01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:53,719
Speaker 1: have rigged elections in the past, not necessarily presidential ones,

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01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:56,080
Speaker 1: but all over the country. This is documented. These are

1323
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:59,800
Speaker 1: documenting cases. This isn't wing nut conspiracy theory stuff they have.

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01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,639
Speaker 1: That's what they do. They will cheat to win without

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01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:15,480
Speaker 1: hesitation period period. The right falls for the left shaming

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01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:19,360
Speaker 1: too often because the left owns the culture. Are you

1327
01:33:19,479 --> 01:33:24,480
Speaker 1: really gonna say that you won't concede the election. The leftists,

1328
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:28,800
Speaker 1: on one hand, are planning to cheat every inch they can,

1329
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:32,680
Speaker 1: and on the other hand, they're planning on shaming Republicans

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01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:37,200
Speaker 1: for pointing out the cheating every step of the way. Obviously,

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01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:40,759
Speaker 1: you want a peaceful transition of power in a sane country.

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01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:44,040
Speaker 1: But no, if it comes out you've been cheating your

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01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:47,400
Speaker 1: way to a victory. If it's razor close and we're

1334
01:33:47,439 --> 01:33:51,200
Speaker 1: finding like we just had in Pennsylvania last night, ballots

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01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:55,320
Speaker 1: in the trash, all of them cast for Donald Trump. No,

1336
01:33:55,479 --> 01:33:57,559
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and get down to what happened

1337
01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:02,320
Speaker 1: before I'm walking out of here. Let's do that, because

1338
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:06,200
Speaker 1: remember this possession is nine tenths of the law. You

1339
01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:11,559
Speaker 1: walk out of the White House, you ain't walking back in. Ever. No,

1340
01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:15,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna work this out first. We're gonna see exactly

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Speaker 1: what's what period period, doctor Jesse. If given the same weapons,

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Speaker 1: who would win a war between the Mongols and the Comanches.

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Speaker 1: The Comanches are my favorite tribe. They were so powerful

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01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:35,400
Speaker 1: they actually went toe to toe briefly with the United

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Speaker 1: States of America. The Texas Rangers were had to form

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01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:41,960
Speaker 1: in order to protect people from these people. They were

1347
01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:45,320
Speaker 1: also vicious, murdering barbarians. I'm not going to sugarcoat that

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Speaker 1: they would. They would frankly torture and kill babies. There's

1349
01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:54,439
Speaker 1: not it's hard to justify that, Okay, so I understand that.

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Speaker 1: But it's not as if the Mongols were any better

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01:34:57,439 --> 01:35:01,320
Speaker 1: the Mongols. The Mongols would mop up the Commanche like

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01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:09,520
Speaker 1: they weren't even there. Any army that's the technological equivalent

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01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:15,320
Speaker 1: of the Mongols, would get slaughtered by the Mongols. It

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01:35:15,360 --> 01:35:18,640
Speaker 1: wasn't just their ability to ride horses, because frankly, the

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01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:22,560
Speaker 1: Commanche could probably match them on that. It was their discipline,

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01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:27,280
Speaker 1: their organization. The Mongols would rush the Commanche without without

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01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:50,960
Speaker 1: breaking a sweat. Feeling a little stocky follow like a

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Speaker 1: subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC EBB sleep Well.

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01:35:58,479 --> 01:36:01,360
Speaker 1: It changed that vicious cycle while I was in I

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01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't have a better way to put it than that,

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01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:06,599
Speaker 1: you know the cycle you're going through it. You walk

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01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:10,080
Speaker 1: into your bedroom at night, tired, needing a good night,

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01:36:10,280 --> 01:36:13,920
Speaker 1: good night's sleep. You lay down and you cannot turn

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01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:18,080
Speaker 1: those thoughts off. Doesn't matter how tired you are. You

1365
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:21,639
Speaker 1: lay down, You're thinking about the workday, the wife, the kids,

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01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:25,320
Speaker 1: this and that, and soon you're staring at the clock

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Speaker 1: and it's two am, three am, and you know, oh man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna feel awful all day tomorrow. Those days are

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Speaker 1: gone for me. They can be gone for you. It's

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Speaker 1: right there. Go to triebb dot com slash Jesse. That's

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Speaker 1: try ebb dot com. Slash Jesse used to promo. Code

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Speaker 1: Jesse gets you twenty five bucks off. Stop wishing you

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Speaker 1: could sleep, Start making it happen today Jesse Kelly returns. Next, Greetings,

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Speaker 1: most oracle whose vision is most prescient? I love you guys.

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Speaker 1: What's Chris? What have we done? What have we done

1376
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:41,479
Speaker 1: on the show? Remember remember this? Oh Chris, print me

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01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:44,600
Speaker 1: off that review, the one you already printed off for me.

1378
01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:48,719
Speaker 1: But I threw away irresponsibly. What I have stuff to do? Chris.

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01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:51,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if you realize how hard it is

1380
01:37:51,320 --> 01:37:54,160
Speaker 1: to wake up, put on a T shirt and come

1381
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:58,040
Speaker 1: here and do radio not like anybody can sit and

1382
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:07,320
Speaker 1: talk anyway. You can google the whole shows available on iHeart, Google, Spotify.

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01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:12,160
Speaker 1: Immediately after the show, Chris podcasts a whole show. It's

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01:38:12,200 --> 01:38:17,320
Speaker 1: available on iTunes too. Go subscribe on iTunes, leave a

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01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:21,840
Speaker 1: five star review, and leave a review talking about how

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01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:28,559
Speaker 1: handsome I am. It is absolutely hilarious, how upsetting it

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Speaker 1: makes management they have wanted for because forever you know,

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01:38:32,720 --> 01:38:35,800
Speaker 1: it's understandable what they want is they want you to

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01:38:35,800 --> 01:38:38,120
Speaker 1: get on there and talk about, oh, this is life

1390
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:43,719
Speaker 1: changing radio and this other stuff. It's just entertainment. I'm

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01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:46,559
Speaker 1: just trying to make your day better for fifteen minutes

1392
01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:50,160
Speaker 1: as you listen. That's all. I'm not changing the world here.

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01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:57,240
Speaker 1: It's not important. So I think it's hilarious, absolutely hilarious

1394
01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:05,320
Speaker 1: to just absolutely torpedo my own comments section and Chris.

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01:39:05,360 --> 01:39:08,720
Speaker 1: The best part is they're all about how handsome I am. Now,

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01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:11,400
Speaker 1: you guys have been doing this forever. This is the

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Speaker 1: new one. The greatest piece of art since David of

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Speaker 1: michael Angelo is that's the title. Beauty is in the

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01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:22,719
Speaker 1: eye of the Beholder. And let me tell you, Jesse

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01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:26,880
Speaker 1: Kelly is beauty. I've been among plenty of hot chicks

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01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:29,800
Speaker 1: all over the world, none have caught my eye like

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01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:34,320
Speaker 1: the Showgun, the Oracle, the Jesse Kelly. The podcast is

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01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:36,760
Speaker 1: also great because he admits what the rest of men

1404
01:39:36,880 --> 01:39:40,560
Speaker 1: think anyways, and that's that women shouldn't be in politics.

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01:39:41,240 --> 01:39:48,880
Speaker 1: They should be putting their feelings into a buntcake. I

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01:39:49,040 --> 01:39:53,760
Speaker 1: love you guys. Gosh, that's funny. Oh dang it, I

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01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:57,280
Speaker 1: missed the trash can with that, all right, doctor Jesse.

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01:39:57,960 --> 01:39:59,920
Speaker 1: A few weeks back, you touched on how we tend

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01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:02,960
Speaker 1: to be grateful for the negative learning experiences we go

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01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:07,200
Speaker 1: through ourselves, but then protect our own children gaining that

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01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:11,840
Speaker 1: real life experience themselves. With that in mind, would you

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01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:15,360
Speaker 1: take your kids to Vegas once they're old enough or

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01:40:15,439 --> 01:40:18,519
Speaker 1: as close to old enough as you were whoops, and

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01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:21,760
Speaker 1: blow their money to instill in them that same respect

1415
01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:26,639
Speaker 1: slash distaste for the dangers of gambling that it gave you.

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01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:29,800
Speaker 1: Love the show Man, and please read my name on

1417
01:40:29,840 --> 01:40:32,800
Speaker 1: the air. It'll make my wife jealous. All right, this

1418
01:40:32,920 --> 01:40:37,160
Speaker 1: is from Paul. Leave it, They'll lave it. Paul, lave it.

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01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:41,439
Speaker 1: I'm guessing, all right, Paul. You know he brings up

1420
01:40:41,439 --> 01:40:44,519
Speaker 1: an interesting point, and here's that's funny about that, because

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Speaker 1: I really believe that I have so many things, as

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01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:51,400
Speaker 1: I share with you, that I have screwed up in

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Speaker 1: this lifetime. I won't necessarily call them regrets, but I mean, gosh,

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01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:59,120
Speaker 1: Lord knows I have those two. I have a laundry

1425
01:40:59,160 --> 01:41:01,960
Speaker 1: list of things I've screwed up and stupid things I've done,

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01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:04,519
Speaker 1: and and you know, things I would do differently, and Stu,

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Speaker 1: I realize that's a bit different, especially for this medium.

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01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:12,680
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be the saintly juniors behind the microphone

1429
01:41:12,760 --> 01:41:15,800
Speaker 1: and my time at Harvard, and that's not me, man,

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01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:21,080
Speaker 1: It's just not me. And I said it in I

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01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:25,519
Speaker 1: minute that we once you reach I mean just once

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01:41:25,560 --> 01:41:29,280
Speaker 1: you become a parent, it's instinct to want to protect

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01:41:29,320 --> 01:41:33,040
Speaker 1: your kids someone. Now for men, it's less than women.

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01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:40,800
Speaker 1: It's a lot less than women. And it's still there

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01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:44,920
Speaker 1: though you're a dad. When my kids fall off their

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01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:48,800
Speaker 1: bike and skin up their knee, yes, the wife wants

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01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:52,240
Speaker 1: to run over. Yes, as a dad, I stop her. Nope,

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01:41:52,280 --> 01:41:54,960
Speaker 1: get up, toughen up, get back on the bike. But

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01:41:55,120 --> 01:41:57,800
Speaker 1: it's still in there. I still want to run over

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01:41:57,840 --> 01:41:59,560
Speaker 1: there too and pick him up and hug him and

1441
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:04,679
Speaker 1: tell him it's okay because I love him. So this

1442
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:09,880
Speaker 1: question is hard because it makes it real. I don't

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Speaker 1: want my sons to be the type of men, even

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01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:17,559
Speaker 1: young men. I don't want them to be the type

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Speaker 1: of men who would go to Las Vegas, get a

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01:42:22,160 --> 01:42:27,679
Speaker 1: fake id, gamble and lose all their money. I don't

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Speaker 1: want them to be those type of men. At the

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Speaker 1: same time, I know it's probably good for him what

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Speaker 1: Chris Chris says, can't they just learn from my experience? Well, look,

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Speaker 1: I want them to learn from my experience, and I

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01:42:51,439 --> 01:42:54,120
Speaker 1: beat this into them all the time. I mean not physically,

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01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:56,719
Speaker 1: but I'll tell them, you know, don't walk around barefoot

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01:42:56,760 --> 01:42:58,639
Speaker 1: out in front of the house. There are staples out there,

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01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:02,120
Speaker 1: and because they're boys, they'll just run out their barefoot

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Speaker 1: in front of the house. You come back with the

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01:43:03,840 --> 01:43:06,840
Speaker 1: staple in their foot. I'm happy, and I'll sit them down.

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01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:10,439
Speaker 1: I tell you things to help you, to make your

1458
01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:13,800
Speaker 1: life easier, not harder. I'm trying to help you. So

1459
01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:18,160
Speaker 1: when I speak, you listen, so yes. To answer your question.

1460
01:43:18,479 --> 01:43:22,360
Speaker 1: I would rather they just learn from my mistake kind of.

1461
01:43:22,840 --> 01:43:27,200
Speaker 1: At the same time, I look back on myself and

1462
01:43:27,320 --> 01:43:29,599
Speaker 1: if my father. I mean, we never had this talk.

1463
01:43:29,680 --> 01:43:31,600
Speaker 1: My dad never really talked to me about gambling. But

1464
01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:34,400
Speaker 1: if my dad had talked to me about gambling and

1465
01:43:34,640 --> 01:43:37,600
Speaker 1: warned me about it, do I think that would have

1466
01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:41,479
Speaker 1: stopped me from strolling into a Las Vegas casino and

1467
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:44,719
Speaker 1: sitting down at a blackjack table and losing every dime

1468
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:48,640
Speaker 1: I had? No And even if it did stop me,

1469
01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:52,080
Speaker 1: would that be a more valuable lesson than the one

1470
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:55,000
Speaker 1: I learned. I will tell you you all heard the

1471
01:43:55,040 --> 01:44:00,559
Speaker 1: story yesterday. I'm sure you could hear it. I still

1472
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:06,120
Speaker 1: feel it. I still remember what it felt like physically

1473
01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:10,479
Speaker 1: to sit down in a car and know not only

1474
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:14,439
Speaker 1: are you flat broke, to know the humiliation that you're

1475
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:18,840
Speaker 1: so stupid you spend every dime you had and blew

1476
01:44:18,880 --> 01:44:24,559
Speaker 1: it at a casino. I am glad I felt that

1477
01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:29,799
Speaker 1: dumb because that kind of pain, that kind of shame,

1478
01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:38,120
Speaker 1: is useful. It's more useful than advice. Sometimes. I suppose

1479
01:44:38,200 --> 01:44:41,280
Speaker 1: it depends on the personality. But back to Paul's question,

1480
01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:45,040
Speaker 1: It's easy for me to say that when I'm talking

1481
01:44:45,080 --> 01:44:51,000
Speaker 1: about me. Man, it's hard to think about my two

1482
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:57,320
Speaker 1: little buddies who I love going through it. My oldest

1483
01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:59,400
Speaker 1: son was having a rough time at the beginning of

1484
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:01,640
Speaker 1: this school year, saw the COVID stuff, and he's a

1485
01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:04,240
Speaker 1: different kid. He was having time making friends and he

1486
01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:07,439
Speaker 1: was lonely. And he tells me about that. Man, I'm

1487
01:45:07,439 --> 01:45:09,040
Speaker 1: telling you what. I had to walk out of the

1488
01:45:09,120 --> 01:45:11,120
Speaker 1: room for a minute. It ripped my freaking heart out

1489
01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:14,720
Speaker 1: of my chest. At the same time, I had a

1490
01:45:14,800 --> 01:45:17,160
Speaker 1: year like that when we moved from Ohio to Montana.

1491
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:19,920
Speaker 1: No friends fifth grade. I still remember it. I'm getting

1492
01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:22,680
Speaker 1: in fist fights every day in the playground because I mean,

1493
01:45:22,680 --> 01:45:27,320
Speaker 1: they're testing me. Coming home wanting to cry yourself to sleep.

1494
01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:33,879
Speaker 1: And it was good for me. That bit of heartache,

1495
01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:35,960
Speaker 1: that bit of loneliness my son went through at the

1496
01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:39,479
Speaker 1: beginning of the year that I don't like hearing about that.

1497
01:45:39,560 --> 01:45:42,280
Speaker 1: I would that I want to stop. Just let's give

1498
01:45:42,360 --> 01:45:48,920
Speaker 1: him a friend. Maybe it's exactly what he needs. It's

1499
01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:52,320
Speaker 1: easy to sit and do what I do a lot

1500
01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:54,720
Speaker 1: and tell you that this is what you should do

1501
01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:56,439
Speaker 1: for your kids, and this is the best thing for

1502
01:45:56,479 --> 01:45:59,320
Speaker 1: your kids. But understand, I'm going through all this with you.

1503
01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:05,000
Speaker 1: It's harder when it's your own, man, It's harder when

1504
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:08,120
Speaker 1: it's your own I don't know your kids. I don't

1505
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:12,040
Speaker 1: love your kids. You don't know or love mine when

1506
01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:15,360
Speaker 1: it's your flesh and blood, when you die for him.

1507
01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:43,479
Speaker 1: I don't know, Paul, I don't know. Do you have

1508
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:46,800
Speaker 1: any idea what it would feel like to be evicted?

1509
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:50,720
Speaker 1: That's the first thing I thought of last time I

1510
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:54,000
Speaker 1: read this story from Deborah, who had been evicted from

1511
01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:57,719
Speaker 1: her home because of home title theft. I thought about

1512
01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:59,840
Speaker 1: I just put myself in her shoes, and what that

1513
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:03,400
Speaker 1: must have been like to find out, through no fault

1514
01:47:03,479 --> 01:47:07,320
Speaker 1: of your own, that a cyber thief jacked your home title,

1515
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:10,640
Speaker 1: took a loan out against it, a loan that you

1516
01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:13,560
Speaker 1: were supposed to payback, didn't know it, your home insurance

1517
01:47:13,640 --> 01:47:16,920
Speaker 1: will not pay it, and now you're gone. Where do

1518
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:22,559
Speaker 1: you even go? What do you do? Parents? Siblings, house,

1519
01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:25,880
Speaker 1: a hotel for a couple of nights while you get

1520
01:47:25,880 --> 01:47:29,840
Speaker 1: your head on straight? What do you do? Don't let

1521
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:33,800
Speaker 1: that happen to you. Go to hometitlelock dot com and

1522
01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:38,479
Speaker 1: protect yourself. Hometitlelock dot com. Don't forget to use the

1523
01:47:38,560 --> 01:47:42,799
Speaker 1: promo code Jesse that gives you thirty days for free

1524
01:48:01,080 --> 01:48:06,200
Speaker 1: joining me. Now, Amber Athey with the Spectator Washington editor.

1525
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:09,320
Speaker 1: Actually with The Spectator, Amber, I got an email the

1526
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:12,160
Speaker 1: Sporting from a dude in his firehouse that says, a

1527
01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:16,040
Speaker 1: bunch of the other firemen are shaving off all their

1528
01:48:16,160 --> 01:48:19,439
Speaker 1: body hair. It's I'm sure just something stupid men do

1529
01:48:19,640 --> 01:48:22,240
Speaker 1: when men get together, because you know, that's what we do.

1530
01:48:22,760 --> 01:48:25,400
Speaker 1: Where do you what's your take on a man shaving

1531
01:48:25,600 --> 01:48:27,559
Speaker 1: his body hair. I would think that'd be a no

1532
01:48:27,720 --> 01:48:31,559
Speaker 1: for a woman. Yeah, that's not really my style. I

1533
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:35,080
Speaker 1: definitely prefer more masculine men. So the idea of like

1534
01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:37,200
Speaker 1: dating a man who doesn't have hair on his arms

1535
01:48:37,280 --> 01:48:40,320
Speaker 1: or legs is very disturbing to me. Yeah, I would

1536
01:48:40,320 --> 01:48:42,479
Speaker 1: think so too. And I mean, yeah, you know what,

1537
01:48:42,520 --> 01:48:44,439
Speaker 1: we're just gonna actually go We're gonna stop there. We're

1538
01:48:44,439 --> 01:48:46,320
Speaker 1: gonna stop there with that line of questioning, and we're

1539
01:48:46,320 --> 01:48:48,559
Speaker 1: gonna move on to something else here. I got this

1540
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:51,880
Speaker 1: one very curious your take on this one. You could

1541
01:48:51,920 --> 01:48:55,360
Speaker 1: have dinner with one person from the past and one

1542
01:48:55,439 --> 01:48:59,519
Speaker 1: person alive today. You have to have dinner together with them.

1543
01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:05,679
Speaker 1: Who were you pairing George Washington and Donald Trump. Yeah,

1544
01:49:05,840 --> 01:49:08,720
Speaker 1: that's the first president and the most recent president. I

1545
01:49:08,720 --> 01:49:12,519
Speaker 1: think that would be fantastic. You know, here's my question

1546
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:15,280
Speaker 1: on this, and I've always wondered this because George Washington

1547
01:49:15,479 --> 01:49:17,519
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite human beings top three of

1548
01:49:17,520 --> 01:49:22,160
Speaker 1: all time. Absolutely, I'm worried he'd be boring. Don't you

1549
01:49:22,280 --> 01:49:24,760
Speaker 1: think there's a chance he'd be boring. I mean, one

1550
01:49:24,760 --> 01:49:28,080
Speaker 1: of those guys that really does the humble, quiet thing

1551
01:49:28,080 --> 01:49:30,320
Speaker 1: and you can't get any information out of him. I'm

1552
01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:33,240
Speaker 1: sure Trump would be a blast. Washington might be a

1553
01:49:33,320 --> 01:49:38,360
Speaker 1: huge dud. Yeah, that's a fair point. He definitely is

1554
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:41,320
Speaker 1: not someone who has a big ego or like you said,

1555
01:49:41,320 --> 01:49:44,360
Speaker 1: he's a very humble guy. But I just would love

1556
01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:47,040
Speaker 1: to pick his brain about so many things from that

1557
01:49:47,080 --> 01:49:49,519
Speaker 1: time period and about the revolution and the founding of

1558
01:49:49,520 --> 01:49:52,080
Speaker 1: the country that it would be interesting to me. What's

1559
01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:56,360
Speaker 1: the first question you're asking Washington? Oh my god, I

1560
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:58,479
Speaker 1: haven't thought that far ahead, Jesse. You're putting me on

1561
01:49:58,520 --> 01:50:01,040
Speaker 1: the spot here. I know. That's why we call it radio.

1562
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:03,720
Speaker 1: This is high pressure stuff here, and this is high

1563
01:50:03,720 --> 01:50:06,080
Speaker 1: pressure stuff I do. And the reason I'm worried to

1564
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:08,400
Speaker 1: be boring is this. I'm sure this has happened to

1565
01:50:08,439 --> 01:50:11,200
Speaker 1: you because you've interviewed a thousand people in your life.

1566
01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:15,679
Speaker 1: I have had writers who I love writers I've read

1567
01:50:15,720 --> 01:50:18,720
Speaker 1: my entire life on the conservative side. I've had them

1568
01:50:18,760 --> 01:50:22,679
Speaker 1: on the radio, I've had them on TV, and so

1569
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:26,880
Speaker 1: much of the time they suck. You read these amazing

1570
01:50:26,920 --> 01:50:28,920
Speaker 1: things they write, and you think this has to be

1571
01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:32,200
Speaker 1: the most intelligent, interesting person in the world. And you

1572
01:50:32,240 --> 01:50:34,840
Speaker 1: put them on camera or put them behind a microphone

1573
01:50:34,880 --> 01:50:37,280
Speaker 1: and they're awful. So it makes me nervous about these

1574
01:50:37,320 --> 01:50:41,519
Speaker 1: historical types. Yeah, but George Washington was known for getting

1575
01:50:41,520 --> 01:50:44,080
Speaker 1: good speeches, wasn't he. Yeah, you know, yeah, that's a

1576
01:50:44,080 --> 01:50:46,120
Speaker 1: good point. He was buying shots of whiskey in the

1577
01:50:46,160 --> 01:50:49,240
Speaker 1: bars before his presidential election, if memory serves me. Yeah,

1578
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:51,640
Speaker 1: So we just got to get the liquor flowing, and

1579
01:50:51,680 --> 01:50:53,639
Speaker 1: I think the dinner would be I mean, Trump doesn't drink,

1580
01:50:53,640 --> 01:50:55,760
Speaker 1: but he doesn't need it anyway. Okay, So we just

1581
01:50:55,800 --> 01:50:58,240
Speaker 1: give George a couple of smoky old fashions and I

1582
01:50:58,280 --> 01:51:00,920
Speaker 1: think he would boost them right out, probably would you know,

1583
01:51:01,080 --> 01:51:03,800
Speaker 1: he'd probably get us in a fight. All right. This

1584
01:51:03,880 --> 01:51:07,519
Speaker 1: question was also opposed to me today. You have a choice.

1585
01:51:07,840 --> 01:51:09,720
Speaker 1: You have to choose one of these two where you're

1586
01:51:09,720 --> 01:51:12,960
Speaker 1: gonna die. You can jump out of a plane without

1587
01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:17,000
Speaker 1: a parachute and hope to hit a big net, or

1588
01:51:17,120 --> 01:51:21,280
Speaker 1: you can fight two lions in an arena with a knife.

1589
01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:26,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so difficult. So I am terrified

1590
01:51:26,360 --> 01:51:28,240
Speaker 1: of heights, so the idea of jumping out of a

1591
01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:32,639
Speaker 1: plane is horrific. But I do think that the odds

1592
01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:35,320
Speaker 1: are better that I happen to land on a huge

1593
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:38,840
Speaker 1: net than a five four woman going head to head

1594
01:51:38,880 --> 01:51:41,320
Speaker 1: with two lions. I'm pretty tough, but I don't think

1595
01:51:41,360 --> 01:51:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm that tough. Yeah you are, Yeah, we've hung out before.

1596
01:51:44,160 --> 01:51:46,040
Speaker 1: You are not very big. But at the same time,

1597
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:50,080
Speaker 1: I feel like one of the lions would probably be

1598
01:51:50,160 --> 01:51:53,680
Speaker 1: intimidated if you could kill one of them, right, I mean,

1599
01:51:53,680 --> 01:51:57,320
Speaker 1: they are living, breathing creatures. In their intelligent animals, I

1600
01:51:57,400 --> 01:51:59,920
Speaker 1: feel like if you just got one, it would really

1601
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:03,160
Speaker 1: up your chances for the next one. But I also

1602
01:52:03,200 --> 01:52:05,720
Speaker 1: wonder if they would be working together, and at that

1603
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:07,800
Speaker 1: point you have two lions going after you at the

1604
01:52:07,840 --> 01:52:10,519
Speaker 1: same time, the chances of me being able to kill

1605
01:52:10,560 --> 01:52:13,519
Speaker 1: one are very very low. I mean, you know as

1606
01:52:13,520 --> 01:52:15,880
Speaker 1: well as I do, Jesse. Women are not as strong

1607
01:52:15,920 --> 01:52:19,160
Speaker 1: as ben and you might have a chance against one lion,

1608
01:52:19,240 --> 01:52:22,800
Speaker 1: but I pretty much have zero percent chance. Yeah, all right,

1609
01:52:22,920 --> 01:52:28,880
Speaker 1: that's fair Amber. This explosive new FBI stuff that's out.

1610
01:52:28,880 --> 01:52:31,360
Speaker 1: The FBI knew this freaking guy was a Russian spy

1611
01:52:31,439 --> 01:52:34,240
Speaker 1: back in two thousand and nine. Everybody on the right

1612
01:52:34,439 --> 01:52:36,960
Speaker 1: is cheering and freaking out and who we got him

1613
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:40,200
Speaker 1: this time? And I'm trying not to be Debbie Downer

1614
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:42,840
Speaker 1: by telling everyone none of this stuff is still going

1615
01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:46,920
Speaker 1: to matter, am I right? You're exactly right. I mean,

1616
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:49,800
Speaker 1: the rest of the mainstream media hasn't even covered this

1617
01:52:49,880 --> 01:52:52,800
Speaker 1: development in the case as far as they're concerned, They're

1618
01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:56,759
Speaker 1: already on to getting Trump on the next big hoax,

1619
01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:59,759
Speaker 1: whatever that may be, whether it's that he's running around

1620
01:52:59,760 --> 01:53:03,799
Speaker 1: how like the Grinshoe stole Christmas, taking ballots away from people,

1621
01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:08,439
Speaker 1: or refusing to concede the election entirely, that's going to

1622
01:53:08,479 --> 01:53:10,800
Speaker 1: be the new big thing. They have already moved on

1623
01:53:10,880 --> 01:53:15,760
Speaker 1: from the fact that they completely lad with this complete

1624
01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:21,000
Speaker 1: hoax for four years. And while I am glad that

1625
01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:24,599
Speaker 1: it's that this is coming out now, people are really

1626
01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:27,160
Speaker 1: not going to be held accountable for this. I mean, yeah,

1627
01:53:27,200 --> 01:53:29,599
Speaker 1: we have the Durham prob but people should really temper

1628
01:53:29,680 --> 01:53:33,559
Speaker 1: their expectations about who exactly is going to be indicted.

1629
01:53:33,600 --> 01:53:37,440
Speaker 1: We got the one FBI agent who admitted to doctoring

1630
01:53:37,560 --> 01:53:41,559
Speaker 1: the five the application on carter page, but people should

1631
01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:45,960
Speaker 1: not expect to see the big wigs like Comy, like McCabe,

1632
01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:48,400
Speaker 1: Brennan Clapper. None of those people are going to go

1633
01:53:48,439 --> 01:53:50,240
Speaker 1: down for this. They are going to continue to skirt

1634
01:53:50,280 --> 01:53:53,280
Speaker 1: by without consequences. And so for me, that's it's a

1635
01:53:53,320 --> 01:53:56,920
Speaker 1: little bit disappointing. But you know, our systems very corrupt,

1636
01:53:56,960 --> 01:53:59,040
Speaker 1: so it's not that surprising, I guess, But I'm also

1637
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:02,600
Speaker 1: a cynic. For me, it's enraging, and I think I

1638
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:04,479
Speaker 1: get a little too caught up in how mad I

1639
01:54:04,520 --> 01:54:06,400
Speaker 1: get about it, because I think it's a big deal.

1640
01:54:06,439 --> 01:54:08,640
Speaker 1: Like I feel like the American people were at the

1641
01:54:08,720 --> 01:54:11,439
Speaker 1: end of their rope with this stuff, and this is

1642
01:54:11,640 --> 01:54:13,760
Speaker 1: this is starting to chip away at the foundations of

1643
01:54:13,760 --> 01:54:18,320
Speaker 1: our civil society? Am I being way too overdramatic about that?

1644
01:54:18,360 --> 01:54:20,639
Speaker 1: And people were mostly just going to shrug their shoulders

1645
01:54:20,640 --> 01:54:24,800
Speaker 1: and say ayah, business as usual. I just think people have,

1646
01:54:27,160 --> 01:54:31,400
Speaker 1: I guess, been exposed to so much corruption and Trump

1647
01:54:31,439 --> 01:54:34,560
Speaker 1: have been able to uncover so much of it. Over

1648
01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:38,200
Speaker 1: the past couple of years that people are starting to

1649
01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:41,839
Speaker 1: get a little bit depressed by it actually instead of angry,

1650
01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:45,080
Speaker 1: because if you are angry all the time at all

1651
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:48,080
Speaker 1: of this, it's obviously not particularly healthy for your state

1652
01:54:48,080 --> 01:54:50,960
Speaker 1: of mind. And it's definitely not healthy if you're angry

1653
01:54:50,960 --> 01:54:53,080
Speaker 1: all the time, and then you're seeing that all of

1654
01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:55,640
Speaker 1: these people are getting away with it. So at a

1655
01:54:55,720 --> 01:54:58,200
Speaker 1: certain point you kind of just have to accept that

1656
01:54:58,240 --> 01:54:59,920
Speaker 1: this is the system and this is how it we're

1657
01:55:00,880 --> 01:55:03,200
Speaker 1: and then you celebrate the small achievements where you can.

1658
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:07,240
Speaker 1: Where are we as a country? As far as the

1659
01:55:07,320 --> 01:55:10,240
Speaker 1: election goes, You hear a lot of talk on both

1660
01:55:10,280 --> 01:55:13,160
Speaker 1: sides now about the Democrats are going to cheat, Republicans

1661
01:55:13,160 --> 01:55:15,840
Speaker 1: aren't going to leave. I feel like that's a big,

1662
01:55:15,880 --> 01:55:18,840
Speaker 1: big problem when you lose faith in your elections. It's

1663
01:55:18,840 --> 01:55:20,600
Speaker 1: actually one of the things we do really well here

1664
01:55:20,640 --> 01:55:24,240
Speaker 1: and have for a long time. Is this just a

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Speaker 1: bunch of bluster or are we really going to have

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Speaker 1: some shenanigans with the election? I am actually pretty concerned

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Speaker 1: about the idea that was laid out by five thirty eight,

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Speaker 1: where the in person votes come in on election night

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01:55:39,320 --> 01:55:41,680
Speaker 1: and Trump seems to be the winner, and then they

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Speaker 1: start tallying up all of these mail in ballots and

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01:55:44,080 --> 01:55:46,440
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Biden takes the lead, and then

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Speaker 1: he has declared the winner, whether it's one or two

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Speaker 1: weeks after the election. I think that is the scenario

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Speaker 1: that will lead to the most unrest in this country. Initially,

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01:55:55,600 --> 01:55:58,440
Speaker 1: we're going to have, you know, the pro Biden folks

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01:55:58,840 --> 01:56:02,440
Speaker 1: out rioting in this because Trump won reelection, just like

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Speaker 1: they did at his inauguration in twenty sixteen or twenty seventeen.

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Speaker 1: And then if Biden ends up taking it, then the

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Speaker 1: tables are going to flip and it's the other side

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Speaker 1: that's going to be angry. I think that's the scenario

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01:56:15,360 --> 01:56:18,800
Speaker 1: that gets the most people pissed off and ultimately is

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01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:23,240
Speaker 1: going to lead to the most division. And people keep saying, well,

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Speaker 1: why are you worried about mail in ballots? You know

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01:56:25,440 --> 01:56:28,360
Speaker 1: they're totally safe, and they downplay this two thousand and

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Speaker 1: five report from the commission led by Jimmy Carter that

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01:56:31,120 --> 01:56:34,800
Speaker 1: found there was widespread fraud and abuse. Well, there was

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01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:38,680
Speaker 1: two stories that came out just yesterday that in one

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01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:41,240
Speaker 1: the mail in ballots were found in a ditch on

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Speaker 1: the side of the road, and another there were military

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01:56:44,160 --> 01:56:47,760
Speaker 1: ballots that were for Donald Trump that were not cast properly.

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Speaker 1: So to me, it's just I'm very concerned. I'm more

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01:56:52,440 --> 01:56:54,760
Speaker 1: concerned than I was I would say in twenty sixteen

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01:56:54,760 --> 01:56:57,240
Speaker 1: about the outcome of the election. Regardless of who wins,

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01:56:57,240 --> 01:56:59,320
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be all over the place.

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Speaker 1: Amber Rathee, thank you so much. Enjoy your weekend. Thanks

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Speaker 1: Tesse too hng on the Jesse Kelly Show. Wake up

1697
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Speaker 1: and text, Text and eat, Text and catch the bus,

1698
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Speaker 1: Text and miss your stop. Wait wait we're Text and

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Speaker 1: be late to work. Sorry, Text and work, Text and

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Speaker 1: pretend to work, Text and X surprised when someone calls

1701
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Speaker 1: you out for not working. Text and meet up with

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Speaker 1: a friend you haven't seen in forever. Hi, Okay, Text

1703
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Speaker 1: and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.

1704
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Speaker 1: Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your

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01:58:06,480 --> 01:58:12,440
Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and whatever. But when you

1706
01:58:12,480 --> 01:58:14,960
Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,

1707
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Speaker 1: put it in the glove box. Just don't text and drive.

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Speaker 1: Visit stop texts stoprex dot org. A public service announcement

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Speaker 1: and the AD Council. I have been scolded by Cody

1711
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Speaker 1: and I deserve irs. I didn't even know how did

1712
01:59:02,920 --> 01:59:05,800
Speaker 1: we screw this up? Chris? This is mostly on you,

1713
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Speaker 1: doctor most handsome Jesse. Did I miss medal of honor Monday?

1714
01:59:10,920 --> 01:59:13,080
Speaker 1: I even went back and did a quick fast forward.

1715
01:59:13,120 --> 01:59:15,680
Speaker 1: If I didn't and you did, I think I double

1716
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Speaker 1: up as needed for your new Nashville audience and an

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Speaker 1: explanation one. I love you Nashville. It's like my favorite

1718
01:59:22,160 --> 01:59:24,920
Speaker 1: city in the country, probably second. I love Charleston too,

1719
01:59:24,960 --> 01:59:27,360
Speaker 1: all right, whatever. Almost moved to Nashville at one point.

1720
01:59:27,480 --> 01:59:29,280
Speaker 1: I stopped there looking for work. I couldn't find a

1721
01:59:29,360 --> 01:59:34,800
Speaker 1: job right, had to move there. I apologize, you know,

1722
01:59:34,880 --> 01:59:45,480
Speaker 1: I don't ever apologize. I just yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

1723
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Speaker 1: my fault. That won't happen next week. I'm not doubling

1724
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Speaker 1: up anything, Nooks. It's my show. I will remember on Monday.

1725
01:59:52,040 --> 01:59:56,480
Speaker 1: I will remember on Monday. All right. Back to this

1726
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Speaker 1: guy's choice, jump out of a plane without a parachute

1727
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Speaker 1: and hope you hit a net or take on the lions.

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Speaker 1: Here's my dilemma here, Chris. While I'm not a hype person,

1729
02:00:12,000 --> 02:00:15,680
Speaker 1: I'm not petrified of them. I just don't enjoy them. However,

1730
02:00:17,960 --> 02:00:23,920
Speaker 1: if the flight goes poorly, that's a pretty fast way

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02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:31,160
Speaker 1: to go. That's instant. If the lion fighting goes poorly,

1732
02:00:31,600 --> 02:00:34,080
Speaker 1: even though the lion are gonna go for your throat

1733
02:00:34,160 --> 02:00:42,760
Speaker 1: and all that other stuff, that's a bad way to die.

1734
02:00:43,560 --> 02:00:47,400
Speaker 1: That's there's a lot of claws scraping out your guts.

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02:00:48,560 --> 02:01:08,960
Speaker 1: It's ah, but it's more cool. Yeah, you're worried about

1736
02:01:08,960 --> 02:01:11,200
Speaker 1: the injuries you'd have even it goes right for the lions.

1737
02:01:11,240 --> 02:01:14,320
Speaker 1: But here's what I'm here. Tell me you're not showing

1738
02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:17,600
Speaker 1: off those scars the rest of your life. Oh those

1739
02:01:17,720 --> 02:01:22,160
Speaker 1: five gigantic scars down the right side of my face. Here, ladies,

1740
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:25,120
Speaker 1: please pull up a chair. Let me tell you about

1741
02:01:25,120 --> 02:01:28,200
Speaker 1: the time I fought off two lions with a knife.

1742
02:01:28,720 --> 02:01:34,040
Speaker 1: They'll be all over you about thirty seconds into that story. One. Two.

1743
02:01:34,600 --> 02:01:37,760
Speaker 1: Let's say the lions do get you. It is a

1744
02:01:37,800 --> 02:01:40,720
Speaker 1: cooler way to go. How did you go? Oh, I

1745
02:01:40,760 --> 02:01:44,400
Speaker 1: don't know. I was texting while driving and drove off

1746
02:01:44,440 --> 02:01:47,240
Speaker 1: the side of the road. Or I took on two

1747
02:01:47,320 --> 02:01:50,440
Speaker 1: lions with a knife and I didn't make it. I

1748
02:01:50,480 --> 02:01:55,920
Speaker 1: didn't make it. That's awesome. Whereas the plane, we're talking

1749
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:58,920
Speaker 1: definitely closed casket because there's not going to be very

1750
02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:01,880
Speaker 1: much of you left. You are going to be a pancake.

1751
02:02:02,560 --> 02:02:05,640
Speaker 1: But it's a lot faster. I think about that a lot.

1752
02:02:06,000 --> 02:02:08,320
Speaker 1: I know, I know that's sick. I think about what

1753
02:02:08,440 --> 02:02:11,120
Speaker 1: goes through your head, like would you would you? Because

1754
02:02:11,120 --> 02:02:13,600
Speaker 1: it's happened to people, obviously jump out of the plane.

1755
02:02:13,640 --> 02:02:19,760
Speaker 1: Parachute doesn't open people who sadly commits suicide jumping off

1756
02:02:19,800 --> 02:02:24,800
Speaker 1: of something. Obviously it's gonna be a little scary on

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02:02:24,840 --> 02:02:28,280
Speaker 1: the way down. I'm sure there's quite a lot going

1758
02:02:28,320 --> 02:02:33,280
Speaker 1: through your head at that moment, but you're not gonna

1759
02:02:33,320 --> 02:02:40,120
Speaker 1: feel anything. Let's just be frank about that. It's here gone, man.

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02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:43,400
Speaker 1: I think i'd have to take on the lions, though

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02:02:44,840 --> 02:02:48,840
Speaker 1: you wouldn't you do? Plane? I think I'd have to

1762
02:02:48,880 --> 02:02:55,280
Speaker 1: take on the lions. I think I'm taking on the lions.

1763
02:02:55,880 --> 02:02:58,840
Speaker 1: All right, Enough, screwing off, Let's get to some news

1764
02:02:58,840 --> 02:03:03,360
Speaker 1: stories here. It's time, Chris, it's time. What we're digging

1765
02:03:03,440 --> 02:03:08,680
Speaker 1: in headline Bloomberg pumps sixteen million to restore felon voting

1766
02:03:08,800 --> 02:03:13,120
Speaker 1: rights in Florida, isn't it amazing how we don't even

1767
02:03:13,200 --> 02:03:18,120
Speaker 1: talk about who the Democrat voting base is. Isn't that amazing?

1768
02:03:20,080 --> 02:03:26,600
Speaker 1: Who's their voting base? They just they just they don't

1769
02:03:26,600 --> 02:03:31,880
Speaker 1: even hide it. No, you don't need an ID. That's ridiculous. Wait, wait,

1770
02:03:31,920 --> 02:03:34,200
Speaker 1: what do you mean you want to deport illegal immigrants?

1771
02:03:34,240 --> 02:03:37,800
Speaker 1: We can't do that. Oh, some felons can't vote here.

1772
02:03:38,320 --> 02:03:40,120
Speaker 1: Let me go ahead and pay that off for you

1773
02:03:40,240 --> 02:03:44,919
Speaker 1: so you can. I mean, how gross, how completely gross

1774
02:03:45,040 --> 02:03:49,000
Speaker 1: that whole thing is. Headline I Rand says it's willing

1775
02:03:49,080 --> 02:03:53,000
Speaker 1: to exchange all prisoners with the USA. It is funny

1776
02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:57,680
Speaker 1: how that works. Remember our story from the other day,

1777
02:03:58,200 --> 02:04:01,880
Speaker 1: the Kakoda Trails story with the Japanese fighting the Australians

1778
02:04:02,400 --> 02:04:07,360
Speaker 1: and the super disciplined, fanatical, super soldier Japanese. Even they

1779
02:04:07,440 --> 02:04:13,320
Speaker 1: were fighting each other when they got hungry enough. Who

1780
02:04:13,440 --> 02:04:18,440
Speaker 1: was that writer Alexander Sultzanitzen. I'm almost positive that's his name,

1781
02:04:18,480 --> 02:04:22,000
Speaker 1: Alexander Sultzenitzen. He was a guy who wrote that book,

1782
02:04:22,400 --> 02:04:26,200
Speaker 1: Gulag Archipelago or Archipelago. I don't go to college, so

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02:04:26,240 --> 02:04:30,000
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say the name. And it

1784
02:04:30,040 --> 02:04:33,960
Speaker 1: was about the gulags. And I think, boy, I might

1785
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:35,880
Speaker 1: be getting all this wrong, but I'm pretty sure this

1786
02:04:35,960 --> 02:04:38,160
Speaker 1: is right. That he was the one who talked about

1787
02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:45,400
Speaker 1: the gulags. It's so miserable that it doesn't make heroes,

1788
02:04:45,880 --> 02:04:51,280
Speaker 1: that it turns men into wolves and animals. And you

1789
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Speaker 1: just that kind of hunger, that kind of lack of

1790
02:04:57,240 --> 02:05:02,480
Speaker 1: the necessities of life turns men into animals. You starve

1791
02:05:02,560 --> 02:05:05,600
Speaker 1: someone long enough, you get them to do anything you want.

1792
02:05:27,160 --> 02:05:31,200
Speaker 1: You know, you have to have precious metals as part

1793
02:05:31,240 --> 02:05:35,800
Speaker 1: of your portfolio. You just do. That's just common sense.

1794
02:05:36,480 --> 02:05:39,320
Speaker 1: I am not asking you to do something radical, and

1795
02:05:39,400 --> 02:05:41,880
Speaker 1: I never would, and I'd never ask you to do

1796
02:05:42,040 --> 02:05:46,000
Speaker 1: something that I haven't done. But you need a gold ira.

1797
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Speaker 1: That's just common sense. You don't put all your money

1798
02:05:51,160 --> 02:05:55,400
Speaker 1: in stocks and bonds because the stock market is primed

1799
02:05:56,000 --> 02:05:59,120
Speaker 1: for a correction. You know what's coming. I know what's coming.

1800
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Speaker 1: It's all there, mass business closures, mass printing of money.

1801
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Speaker 1: They're already talking about. The tax increases are about to

1802
02:06:07,520 --> 02:06:10,520
Speaker 1: come down to make up for the budget shortfalls at

1803
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Speaker 1: a state and local level. It's coming. Protect yourself. Go

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1808
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Speaker 1: I can't say the F word on the air. Yeah,

1809
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Speaker 1: get your kids out of government schools. People, get your

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show podcast immediately after the show. Chris puts

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Speaker 1: review talking about how handsome I am. You guys have

1815
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Speaker 1: been dynamite at that questions this week. Absolutely phenomenal. But

1816
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Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. That's how you carry the

1817
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Speaker 1: show with some sweet questions. It's Friday, man, What choice

1818
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Speaker 1: do we have but to screw off and laugh every

1819
02:07:40,760 --> 02:07:44,600
Speaker 1: now and then enjoy the weekend with the fam, don't

1820
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Speaker 1: get too mired and all the political news. Have fun.

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Speaker 1: That's all the Jesse Kelly Show. On The Jordan Harbinger Show,

1822
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Speaker 1: you'll hear amazing stories from people that have lived them,

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Speaker 1: from spies to CEOs, even an undercover agent who infiltrated

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Speaker 1: the Gambino crime family. You're about to hear a preview

1825
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Speaker 1: of The Jordan Harbinger Show with Jack Garcia, who did

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Speaker 1: just that. My career was twenty four out of twenty

1827
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Speaker 1: six years was solely dedicated working on the cover. I

1828
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Speaker 1: walk in. I'm in the bar. How there's a bar made?

1829
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Speaker 1: Dare good looking? Young lady? See serving me? Joke? Hey,

1830
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Speaker 1: what would you like? I usually my frank was give

1831
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Speaker 1: me a kettle, one martini, three olives, class of water

1832
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Speaker 1: on the side. I finished the drink, the guys come in.

1833
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go go in my pocket, take out the

1834
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Speaker 1: big wad of money I am. I give her one

1835
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Speaker 1: hundred hours. If you're with the mob, I say, hey, Jordan,

1836
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Speaker 1: you're on record with us. That means we protect you.

1837
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Speaker 1: Nobody could shake you down. We could shake you down. Oh,

1838
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Speaker 1: you're on record with us. For more on how Jack

1839
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Speaker 1: became so trusted in the highest levels of the Gambino organization,

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Speaker 1: check out episode three ninety two of The Jordan Harbinger Show.