WEBVTT - Elmo's Disney Vacation

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<v Speaker 1>Pelvis Durany, Elvis Durant.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tap. The letter coming in said, my crazy wife

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<v Speaker 2>Mary is the perfect target for a phone tap. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>the deal. We've already paid for a week at Disney

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<v Speaker 2>for this month in one of their fancy villas. Our

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<v Speaker 2>whole family's going to Disney. It's all she talks about.

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<v Speaker 2>So if there's any problems with the reservations, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>she'd freak out. Let's phone tap her today. This comes

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<v Speaker 2>to us from Keith Elmo. All right, David Brody, the

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<v Speaker 2>guy in the corner is going to be calling Mary

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<v Speaker 2>Elmo from the resort in telling her that there's a

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<v Speaker 2>little problem. Let's listen in to your phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Mary Elmo Please, Hi Mary. Bob Shandy from DVC. Hi, Bob,

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<v Speaker 1>we have you slated to stay with us at the

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<v Speaker 1>beach club villas. Yes, we've had to make room for

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<v Speaker 1>the game Lesbian Alliance coming in. Consequently, we've had to

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<v Speaker 1>bump a few people, and I'm calling to let everyone

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<v Speaker 1>know that we have to make other arrangements or reschedule

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<v Speaker 1>your week.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and then where am I supposed to stay with

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<v Speaker 3>twelve people? Bob?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I can make accommodations for you at the All

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<v Speaker 1>Star Resort. We have a couple of rooms available.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. Huh. First of all, I am not canceling

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<v Speaker 3>my vacation for no gay and lesbian alliance or whatever

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<v Speaker 3>the hell is going on down there. I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Well again, I don't think you should lessen the value

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<v Speaker 1>of the gay lesbian alliance. Are any of the twelve

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<v Speaker 1>people in your party gay or lesbian? I'm sure they

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<v Speaker 1>you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Bob, We all are Okay, all twelve that are going

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<v Speaker 3>g all gay?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, you don't need to get sarcastic with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know what. You don't need to ask me

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<v Speaker 3>such stupid asks to nine questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know what, I have a brother who is gay.

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<v Speaker 3>And no, I don't care if your brother or whoever

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<v Speaker 3>the hell is gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, your name's Elmo. You're a Red Cartoon character. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have thought when I called you, I expected someone

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<v Speaker 1>to be happy and bubbly like the character Elmo.

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<v Speaker 3>Bob, first of all, better you better not be speaking

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<v Speaker 3>to me that way. I mean, I don't know who

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<v Speaker 3>the hell you are, but you are no Disney member,

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<v Speaker 3>because Disney members do not talk to the people like

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<v Speaker 3>the way you're just talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've taken nine courses in customer service.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know what, I think you better go back

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<v Speaker 3>and take another nine more. And I don't care what

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<v Speaker 3>leg get a gay. Whatever the hell is going on

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<v Speaker 3>down here. You are not bumping me and you are

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna be taking away my two rooms. And if

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<v Speaker 3>you should call back, I will make sure that my

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<v Speaker 3>husband contact here.

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<v Speaker 1>And who would that be, mister Elmo?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe you'd like to put me on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with snuffle off agus.

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<v Speaker 3>Snuffle a gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, goodbye, I'm putting your You don't have a room

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<v Speaker 1>when you come down it. You have no room. Room,

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<v Speaker 1>you have no room.

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<v Speaker 3>Will I will have two rooms, and I make sure

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<v Speaker 3>that when I get down here, I find out where

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<v Speaker 3>the hell you are and I'm gonna come meet you

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<v Speaker 3>face to face. How do you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you'll be the red furry one. How will I

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<v Speaker 1>know you?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I don't. I don't think you know who

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<v Speaker 3>the hell you're talking to, but I grant you this,

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<v Speaker 3>come hell or high water. When I get down here,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna find your rest wherever the hell.

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<v Speaker 1>You are Okay, I just see it from Jersey. I

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<v Speaker 1>see that now. Yeah, it makes sense. You sound like

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<v Speaker 1>a Jersey broad Well.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound like a typical How do you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's very nice. You know what, maybe we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want your kind here at the happiest place on earth,

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<v Speaker 1>because clearly you're not one of the happiest people.

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<v Speaker 3>I could go anywhere I choose to go. Let's put

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<v Speaker 3>it to you that way. I got more money than

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<v Speaker 3>you'll ever see in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah, and money apparently doesn't buy any class.

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<v Speaker 3>Ma'am. You know what, you could take that stick it

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<v Speaker 3>up your goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, my brother's gay?

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<v Speaker 4>What did I tell you? Man? She's called me.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay, don't answer the phone. We're gonna call it back.

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<v Speaker 4>Ok here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, he I had some call me on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Get a load of this. There's a gay and lesbian

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<v Speaker 3>pride convention going on, and they're taking some members rooms

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<v Speaker 3>and giving them to the these gay and lesbians. What

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<v Speaker 3>do you want me to put us on the All

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<v Speaker 3>Star resorts? I'm going to classy till I am not

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<v Speaker 3>going to All Stars. You know what, if he was

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<v Speaker 3>here in front of me, I wish I could beat.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me see if I can call him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, yeah, hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Vacation club.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, my name is Keith Elmo. I believe you spoke

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<v Speaker 4>to my wife Mary.

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<v Speaker 1>Forgive me for saying that your wife is very difficult

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with. And I tried to explain a situation the.

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<v Speaker 3>One making making make it.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're very happy people here at Disney until this

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<v Speaker 1>phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and you said to me that I wasn't a

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<v Speaker 3>happy peppy person. Wasn't that right, Bob? I'm not a

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<v Speaker 3>happy peppy person, especially with the.

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<v Speaker 1>Last name Elmo Miszelma. Relax. Okay, you've vacasionally brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by the letter M. Just relax.

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<v Speaker 4>Look who's Relaxart. We'll get to straightened out there.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, Keith, you could talk to this ignorant

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<v Speaker 3>moron because I am hanging up the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Before you hang up, let me just put one last

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<v Speaker 1>package on the table. Field.

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<v Speaker 3>There is no last package, you know why?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you've just been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 4>Here is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Brody from Elvis Dran in the Morning show. Keith,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a lucky, lucky man.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's the man? Love?

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<v Speaker 3>Who's the man? You're not.

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<v Speaker 4>House you feel I could never get your mush and

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<v Speaker 4>I got you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you. Yeah, I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>My boot puss has gotta be skyrocketed by now.

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<v Speaker 1>This was pretty recorded forms granted by all participants the

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Durant phone tab were only on Elvis duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning show.