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Speaker 1: Should you give special privileges to celebrities? Oh god, I

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Speaker 1: mean if the celebrities are talking about are us, then

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Speaker 1: absolutely celebrity. He count, I'll take fun of the line

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Speaker 1: of Disney. Sorry, wheelchair kids. Celeb come in. If you're

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Speaker 1: ultra famous, though, you do tend to get treated a

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Speaker 1: little differently. And that's why we call the coach of

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Speaker 1: a youth soccer team to tell him a world renowned

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Speaker 1: athlete is going to be getting involved in the league

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Speaker 1: now and it's going to have a major impact on

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Speaker 1: his kids team, So he better fall in line. In

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now, it's another.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Desmond, that's me.

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Speaker 3: Who is great?

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Speaker 2: I'm calling from New Youth Sports. I'm Stella virgin.

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Speaker 3: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. If I know you, you probably don't. I'm just

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Speaker 2: always in the office, you know, never on the hitch.

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Speaker 2: They say, Ah, so it looks like you're a coaching

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Speaker 2: in the west side bombers.

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Speaker 3: Uh, that's correct.

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Speaker 2: Great, So did you see the schedule change we sent out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know I saw that. I'm just curious

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Speaker 3: what what's the reason for that?

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Speaker 2: God, I have been dying for you to ask, because,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, oh I'm supposed to keep this secret.

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Speaker 3: You caught me, You got me intrigued.

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Speaker 2: Now, can you keep a secret? I mean, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: know the soccer player Ronaldo.

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Speaker 3: What you mean, like the famous international superstar soccer player.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, that's the one.

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Speaker 3: What if, ion, are you going to bark we're gonna

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Speaker 3: meet him.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna meet him. But but his family is

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Speaker 2: temporarily moving to America and his son, Cristiano Junior, is

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Speaker 2: playing on the team you're playing against.

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Speaker 3: Really, so like so if his son's playing, then he's

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Speaker 3: going to be there too, right.

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Speaker 2: I definitely can't say yes or no on that one,

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Speaker 2: but I do know his son is going to be there,

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Speaker 2: and it's kind of a big deal obviously. I mean

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Speaker 2: there are people like way above me and they are

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Speaker 2: so nervous about this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet, I bet the kids are gonna slip out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So first things first, the sun actually kind of

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Speaker 2: lousy at sucker.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, that's funny.

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Speaker 2: But I am going to tell you that whenever his

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Speaker 2: son touches the ball, your kids are just gonna have

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Speaker 2: to kind of get out of the way.

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Speaker 3: You know, what do you what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I mean, just let little Christiano Junior score a bunch

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Speaker 2: of goals. Really, I want you to make it look

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Speaker 2: like they're trying, like maybe they could go up to

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Speaker 2: him for a second, but then quick out of the way.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I don't understand. Why why don't we have

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Speaker 3: to do that? Why can't can we just play a

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Speaker 3: normal game.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked that. It's just really gonna help

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Speaker 2: Christiano junior self esteem.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but I feel like that's going against the all

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Speaker 3: the like principles that were teaching these kids that use soccer.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I should mention also the generous donation that he

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Speaker 2: made to the league.

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Speaker 3: Sure of course, but what about the self esteem of

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Speaker 3: the kids that I'm coaching. What's it going to do

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Speaker 3: to them?

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Speaker 2: It teaches them that they're going to get new soccer

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Speaker 2: goals next year. So that's a pretty good lesson. Huh,

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Speaker 2: money talks. That is a real life lesson.

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Speaker 3: I understand where you're coming from, but like, I know,

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Speaker 3: money talks, but you.

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Speaker 2: Know what, you know what, Desmond, Sometimes this takes a

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Speaker 2: little bit of time to digest all this information. That's

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Speaker 2: why I would really love it if you could write

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Speaker 2: down this next note.

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Speaker 3: Oh there's more, Okay, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Just go ahead and jot down. No parents are allowed

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Speaker 2: to watch the game. Yep, yep, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean I can't do that. You can't do that. The

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Speaker 3: parents have to be at the game.

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Speaker 2: I mean there will be people at the game because

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Speaker 2: Ronaldo and his family are allowed on the sideline.

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Speaker 3: Truly, So Ronaldo and all his family they're allowed to

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Speaker 3: be there, but my family can't be there.

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Speaker 2: Well, they just don't like commoners, mentors. No, commoners like

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Speaker 2: normal people. So you're kidding, right, no, kind of ick?

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I did forget to add as well that the game

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Speaker 2: will end with the score ten to zero, with Christiano

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Speaker 2: Junior scoring all ten goals.

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Speaker 3: Am I allowed to look at the boy?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Gosh, of course not.

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Speaker 3: I have to be I'm not included in the people's

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Speaker 3: great I have to be there.

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Speaker 2: You can be there, just keep eyes down.

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Speaker 3: I have to watch the game.

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Speaker 2: But do you? I mean, we know how it's gonna end.

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Speaker 3: Why are you so happy about this? This is a

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Speaker 3: terrible thing that you're asking.

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Speaker 2: It's actually a prank phone call, and this is actually

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Speaker 2: brug for the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Your girlfriend Jenny set you up. She said you've been

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Speaker 2: frustrated as a coach with all the schedule changes this season. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I thought I might make one exciting.

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Speaker 3: I don't know whether to be disappointed that they're gonna

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Speaker 3: getting see Christiano or relieve that I don't have to

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Speaker 3: do those crazy requests.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you know who's disappointed? Ronaldo and his son. God,

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Speaker 2: that kid's bad. Wake up every morning was funk tab

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Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 2: morning