WEBVTT - Michael Blackson 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.240 I heard Ben Simmons try to holleright one of your checks, 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.400 not my holler one of my chicks, if it was 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:06.200 one of my side chicks on matters to try how 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:08.440 that ad my fiance. So you're glad he got traded? 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:10.360 They think about it, Yeah, oh yeah, I would have 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:14.680 traded him for like a a subway sandwich. All my life, 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:19.560 the grinding all my life, sacrifice, hustle back, Chris, want 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:22.680 a slice, got the pronan dice to swad all my life. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:25.640 I've been grinding all my life, all my life. Then 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:30.720 grinding all my life, sacrifice, hustle back, Chris, want a slice, 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:33.519 Got the bro dice to swath all my life? I've 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:37.920 been grinding in all my life. Hello, welcome to another 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.519 additional club, Shasha. I am your whole Shannon Sharp. I'm 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.479 also the proprietor Club Shasha. And the guy that's stopping 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.479 by for conversation on the drink today. He's a comedian, 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:50.200 an actor, writer, producer, podcaster. He calls himself the best 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:54.600 dress comedian, the African King of comedy. Mister Michael Black 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:56.720 many building. When I suck out, what's going on? How 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.160 you doing? Man? Looking good? Man? You don't pulled out 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.240 so much. O't how you get out of You had key, 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.560 you had cell phone, you had a garage, hoping it 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:10.399 all with them tight and fan fucking This outfite was 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.280 made on me. Man, you know I'm rich. Now they 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.160 come to my house and make the clothes on my body. Bad. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.720 Ain't nobody. I've tried to figure what old lady you 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.560 robbed the stool a shower. You're gonna talk about me? 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.000 You look at it, look like a thug and a nerd. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:28.319 You're gonna rob me or email me? Thick ass classes? 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:30.280 When did Jesus come in? See I would when he 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.120 say that I was gonna get on the mangles. Yeah, 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.240 you don't go out here with no socker anging like 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:37.759 that California. You're supposed to be hot. Look, we gotta 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.880 take this out. This is my own brand of connect Okay. 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:46.720 Uh you know you my comedian third comedia third Yeah, 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.400 but you're my favorite. I like, I like because of you. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.000 Then what you call on Friday? I was in the 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:55.400 first Friday. Next Friday. Yeah, bad bro, you stole the scene. Whatever. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.200 I can't get jiggy with this. What's your money? I 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.200 picked my socker? You look like a player hits me 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:02.640 the sheet. I've no dnner receipt. Kiss my eyes on 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:06.920 what continue success? Brou appreciate that man? Thank you said 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:12.240 better be good. If it ain't good, it's not bad. Yea, 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:15.040 I know it ain't bad. I know all that. Man. See, 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.440 you don't even really know anything about good alcohol, being, feeling. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:25.600 Don't talk about feeling where you from. I'm from atl Yeah, 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.960 I don't care what you want to say anything bad about. Yeah. Yes, 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.280 you guys were about twenty something points in the super 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:35.680 Bowl and lost. Knew you gotta do to lose about 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:40.080 that much points and then you're the super Bowl. Now 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:42.480 you feeling good? Feeling was finally man, we've I was 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.639 at that game. We finally did it. Trust me, I 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.799 went through hell for many years. I went cry when 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:53.280 we won. I'm a thug. I'm not crying. How your thug. 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.680 I'm a dog man. I've never I've cried on probably 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.919 very few occasions, you know what I'm saying. But yet 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:01.840 I was very excited that day. I was at the 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.480 game chairing. We went through hell. I was you know, 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:08.560 I moved to Philippe nineteen ninety. You know, so I 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:12.280 suffered through the Randall Cunningham era, all the way through McNabb. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:16.000 I mean McNabb went through the NFC Championship game five 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.799 years in a row, medical won Super Bowl and then 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:23.720 he threw up. So it was great. But nobody, if 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.320 anybody deserved to win the Super Bowl was a McNabb's team. 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.200 I feel so bad him. Guys didn't get to win 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:31.120 the nobody deserved him more than them. Westbrook and of 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:40.120 course uh Darknds and you know product Jeremy to Owens. 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.600 That team was so deserving of it. But you know, 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.160 in two thousand and eighteen, we won it for dump. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:49.280 That was for them. You were at the event the 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:52.520 other night, Tuesday night, in which Dave Chappelle was on stage, 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.640 and I don't call him a fan because fans don't 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:58.040 do things like that. When the guy ran on stage 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:01.120 and tried to tackle Dave Chappe, Hell yeah you would there. 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.920 What was going through your mind when that happened? As 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:06.480 if I'm bolting, I mean it was, it was so shocking. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:10.800 It was happening so fast, you know, and I personally 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.840 think this guy's a cloud chasing with a very cloud 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.159 chasing error. I mean, look at the Super Bowl. Somebody 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:18.719 always make plans to jump down the Super Bowl face cloud. 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.120 You know, I'm not gonna say this had anything will 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.400 Will Smith, you know, I mean making people comfortable enough 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:28.559 to smack comedians. I mean we have to be signed 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.839 to like death World Records now, so we have to protected. 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:35.760 But it was very shocking. Happened really fast. You know, 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.479 first I thought it was some kind of a joke, 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:40.880 but then we realized it was real, you know. And 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.760 I think that guy planned this because you know, Dave 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:48.080 was done his set, right, you know, he's done his set, 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.120 so now there's not much attention on him, right, He's 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.520 about to introduce somebody else and boomed this guy. Everybody's 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:57.400 relaxed there. So that was the third show that he 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.760 was doing. I think that guy was there Show one 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:03.039 and show too, timed everything right when he was going 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:05.200 to do this thing. That's where I feared the way 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:06.719 he did it. And when he did it. It was 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:09.680 a timing type of thing because I'm sure with the 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:13.160 eighteen thousand c venue, it should be security watching this guy, 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.520 watching who's coming on ste So they fell asleep for 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:19.839 one second and this guy you mentioned that you don't 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.000 believe it had anything to do with the Will Smith 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.320 Chris Rock incident. When that incident has happened. I don't 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.600 know if you're seeing it, Liuda, but you saw the replay, 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.239 did you think, like, man, that might be a skit 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.760 or did you know that was man? This man actually 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:36.279 slapped the airdshot of Chris Rock. Yeah. When I saw it, 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.280 you know, at first I thought it was some kind 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.719 of a a skit. Yeah. And then when when when 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.880 Will Smith sat there instead of custom, I'm like, oh no, 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.440 he's not cussing the oscars right as a skit? Right? 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.520 You know? Yeah, that that bothered me a lot. I 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.719 lost out of respect. So what what? But what bothered 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.719 you the most? That he actually did it or the 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:01.039 not apologizing immediately after or the continued He actually did it, 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:03.920 my goodness, actually did on the biggest stage, the biggest 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.560 night of his life. You know, first of all, this 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:10.960 award is being produced by Wild Packer, a black man. Correct, 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.360 Is that was signed that you was gonna get this award? 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:18.120 Simmer At Jackson was receiving an award, right, you know, 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.280 it was like it was just made for your big night, 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.680 stars aligned perfect right, and then and then this happens 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:27.480 you know, and there were so many other things he 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:29.640 could have done right instead of that, like, you know, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.160 custom while he was on stay here, one more word 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.480 about my wife, I'm gonna come fuck you up, right, 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:37.120 that would have been okay, oh why hit receiving his 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.520 award go and stay hey? And I appreciate the joke 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.480 about my wife whatever, right, but going and hitting him, 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:45.480 and you know, because I felt like when he smacked 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.279 Chris Rock, he smacked every comedian, right. I felt like 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.760 I smacked because I go hard in the paint, right, 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.560 and I talk about people, you know, and I don't 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.360 expect nobody to come on stage to hit me, right, 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.599 because I made a joke just at the end of 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:01.800 this his words did It's hard to say because I 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:03.640 don't know how you would. We're going to talk about 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.680 your situation because you recently got engaged. But did you 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:10.080 think the joke rolls to the level that would warrant 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.680 that kind of reaction? Not at all. That's why I 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:16.480 stopped back, and I started thinking about it. I'm like, okay, 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.400 let me see what he was thinking to go and 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:23.920 punch him, all right. The joke was about g I 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:28.040 Jane Or played the character so Now I'm gonna go 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.240 back to twenty sixteen when he when he when they 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.960 dried to boycott the Oscars, right, all right, yeah, he said, Okay, 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:39.320 he's not coming. There's not enough inclusiveness, there's not enough diversity. No. No. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.920 He also Chris said on the Willa Will was the 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.760 one that boy caught it. Okay, it wasn't him and 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.320 Jada No Will said he wasn't coming. Then Jada said 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.000 she wasn't coming. Okay. That's when Chris Rock said, no 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:54.160 one invited Jade, right, he said, he said, it's like 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:58.160 Rihanna's pennies, right, he's running invited correct, right, Okay, And 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:01.360 then we fast forward to this like, you know, Gi me, 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.200 you're not invited me. You're not a great enough actress, right, 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.440 You're not big enough to come into the boycott. And 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.160 then we come to twenty twenty two and he says, 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.640 you know, you can't do nothing, but Gi Jane, that's 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:16.000 the only thing you could do if it was if 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:20.080 anything came out, right, Okay, maybe I'm thinking way deep, 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:22.840 I'm trying to find a reason why he smacked him, right, 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:24.960 that's the only thing I could think of, Like, Okay, 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:26.720 this guy's been starting to my wife for years. He's 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:29.800 telling my wife he can't be nothing. She would never 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.280 do a movie unless Gi Jane comes out right. That's 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:33.880 the only reason I would think why he would have 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:36.240 he will make him go and hit up. I guess 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:37.880 he did. It didn't dawn in on him right away 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:42.520 because he laughed at first. That the part he's laughing 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.720 at the joke. He looks at her, she's not laughing, 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.520 and then he feels he has to defend her honor, 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.920 that he needs to go up there and do something 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:55.560 because he made a joke. But Mike, your girl knows you. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.439 She knows what will sit you off, she knows what 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:01.360 that will make you upset. Jada got to stop that. Yeah, 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:05.000 my girl would have stopped it. Yeah, and my money, 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:07.360 my girl would have stopped it. I had an X. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.760 My X was the type that we cost me how 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:14.960 to get our ass. That's why, right, you know, that's 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:16.760 you can't we can't have one one like that. And 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.600 like you know, we go out and she argue with 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:27.200 big niggas bigger than me. Yeah, I'm not thirty, I'm 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:33.040 sixty eight, one thirty a crackhead compared to this guy. Right, 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.760 you know, And that's what so I mean, my woman 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.839 would have stopped my current woman would have stopped me 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:41.480 from going right, knowing that, bro, this is this is 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:43.920 not the time, this is not the place night for you, 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.600 right right, So this was a nice ideal for you, 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:51.840 and and it's fun. It's sad that he won the oscar, 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:56.040 but his actions overshadowed this moment and then forever, forever, 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.319 that's this is what those oscars will be known as 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.000 the Will Smith Chris Rock Obscar. And I think if 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:05.480 he would apologize to Chris at that moment, it might 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:08.199 have been a little bit better. When you can't, you 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.880 can't apologize to the bro. You slap the man, but 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.040 you don't apologize to him. But hold on, this is 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:17.760 your brother. He from Philly, You from Philly. He's light skinned. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.199 You don't count life here, brother, drowskin. Brother, have to 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.760 stick together. I'm riding with Chris and I'm a comedians 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:29.200 my job. We have the same job. I go hard 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.960 and paint on social media on people. I talk about people, 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.559 so I feel, you know, and I don't think give 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.800 anybody no right to come and hit me. Have that 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.240 changed the way you do your show? Nah, I can't 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.680 change because of that, you know. I mean, I would 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.480 love to get a Will Smith will slap me because 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:49.400 I'll suit for a lot of money. Let me tell 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:52.240 you he would be so broke. Will Smith would have 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.200 to move back with his uncle Auntie and he's gonna 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:59.800 be he gonna go back to Uncle Phil's house, live 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:03.320 it right next door to Carton. Let's just say for 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:06.880 the sake of argument, Michael Blackston, he's hosting the Oscars. 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.079 It's a big time thing. There's not been bary men 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.720 of us that's got an opportunity to host the Oscars. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:13.880 And you up there, you tell a joke. You know, 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.400 you guys are to lighten the mood. Okay, this is 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:20.719 Hollywood brightest, best and brightest, and you got to bring 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:22.480 them down a little bit because everybody and they talk, 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.679 you know, everybody, and they got bowl guys. I got 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:26.800 all on y'all, not all of that. So I crack 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.920 off a joke. You crack off a joke. Somebody walks 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.920 up there, how's Michael Blackston handled that situation? Well, after 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:36.320 watching what happened, then we know anything is possible. Yeah, 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:41.120 I'm running now if it's something ain't know because I mean, 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:44.240 Chris right handled it. It's like such a prop Yeah yeah, 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.079 a lot of people might not have had like that. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.400 So much short is so grun because they could have 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.880 been a disaster. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, it could 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.520 have been a real bad if I'm hosting. That's the 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.240 shortest Oscars ever. But they also said, hey, he's his 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:58.520 ticket price went from eight eighty bucks to four hundred dollars. 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:00.320 I'm telling you, I'm going to the next I to 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:04.079 grab the mic and cuss everybody. Wipe out stupid spe 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:08.520 Your wife a car our bitch. Please come slap me. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.400 I need some money, please, I need my ticket price 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:14.720 to go up. Brad Pitt, your wife is whatever, so 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.360 are you. When the guy jumps on the stage, he 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:23.719 tried to tackle Dame Chappelle, he gets beat down. Now 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.040 he's that. I mean you see the photos of his arm. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.079 His arm wasn't made the bit that way. No, no, no, 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:29.760 that guy gotta patch you over. I said, closed for 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.800 at least two weeks, definitely. He turned. He went from 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.680 the regular gout to a pirate in two days. Now. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:40.160 Ain't got two left arms. Now he walking backwards. Yeah, 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:45.880 you know it's I hate violence. Period. You know what 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.960 I'm saying, But maybe he needed to be an example, 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.440 like don't you can't be coming on stage to attacking 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.079 anybody for no reason. And it's not like he It's 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:56.760 not like Davis did a joke and the joke offended 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:58.800 this guy. This is something he planned to do. Yes, 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.839 the joke show was over and like he made a 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:02.920 particular joke and he'm not. You know, he jumped right 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.000 at that joke, so we don't know why was he 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.480 jumping beside? Was it cloud chasing? Was he sent to 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:11.360 do this and somebody sent him to do this? Do 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:14.840 you because it came out today that he was not 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:20.040 that he's not being charged not charged, and it's a misdeme. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.480 Do you think social media because we see people the 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:28.560 guy agitating Mike Tyson, and we see these people someone 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:31.719 a prominent and you know it's got it's recorded, so 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.840 obviously they're doing this with the intent of getting this out. 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.960 I mean, when I go somewhere, I'm not recording anything. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:41.200 I don't I'm not expecting to have an encounter. I'm 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.640 not gonna put up myself or play someone else in 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.280 the situation that I feel I need to record this situation. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.640 Do you think social media has brought a lot of 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:52.880 this out? Definitely, Man, social media is like a courage 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:54.840 and a a blessing at the same time. It's a blessing 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.080 for us because it's our own television show. Right, you know, 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:01.120 we plaform you can put out what you want. I 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:04.440 became rich because of social media, right at the same time, 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:09.000 you know, and I'm getting rich okay yea, yeah, like 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:12.199 I got rose words and I'm still I got a 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.439 color name, but I still lived my mother. I'm getting rich, 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:16.720 I'm rich. I'm no, No, I'm I made it in life. 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:19.640 I came from nothing. I'm very school. That's what you say. No, 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.560 but I suck. I don't be Oh my bad after 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:24.920 you said coloring is a Rose Royce truck. That's what 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:30.239 I drive? Now what you drive? Yes, that's my squadd okay, okay, 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:33.120 but no, no no. So social media helped me get 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:36.280 to where I am today. At the same time, so me, 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:38.840 social media has hurt me in the past. You know 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.680 you do anything, boom is out there. You know somebody 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.840 took a picture of you out with another woman instead 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:47.840 of your woman. Boom. Next, you know your pictures un 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:49.960 there with this other woman. So at the end of 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.280 the day, you gotta take it for what it is, 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.600 and you gotta take the good and the bad. Why 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:57.440 you like trolling so much? You see Drake? A guy 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.600 respond to Drake saying something called to Drake, Drake trolls 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.480 and back by start following his wife slide of DM. Hey, 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.440 it seemed like you need you know, you lonloglogey boy? 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:10.280 You know whatever? Why you troll? Why you troll? My 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:14.000 whole life, I've been my my I've been bullied my 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:17.520 whole life. As you know, I came from another country 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:22.440 right into America at thirteen years old. Did you speak English? Yeah, 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:26.080 I came from an English speaking country, Okay, came here 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.600 thirteen years or as a kid, and I came like 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.600 we talked about, like late eighties where it wasn't in 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.440 my being dog skin, it was you know, and I 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.400 had an accent. Kids made fun of me every day, 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:39.640 you know. And then when I was when I when 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:43.360 I finally got comfortable myself. We took many years, you know, 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:46.840 of learning what it takes to fit in right. I 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.400 mean a lot of things I didn't know about myself 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:50.800 to I came to America. America was like that apple 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.480 that that God said, don't eat the apple. Right, America 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:55.840 is like the yah, y'all hit all that damn apple. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.760 And now y'all see things. Yeah, y'all see things. Y'all 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:01.160 shouldn't be saying all talking about. Like I said, I 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:03.560 had no idea I was dark skinned. I came here, Yeah, 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:05.240 not like I was in my village and I was 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:08.200 red bone or nothing. Right. But the kids let me 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.080 know this. I remember hanging out with some kids. It 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.640 said you black. I said, of course, we're all black. 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:15.680 They said, no, you black as hell. I mean. They 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:17.400 taught me, I look like under the bed that's dark 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:21.040 as hell if you look under the bed lately. They 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.160 taught me, I look like I have no bright ideas. 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:27.040 They said, the difference between me and midnight is eleven 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.560 fifty nine. You that dark, they said, when God said 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:33.120 let there be light, I was out of town. They 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.320 taught me, Stevie, one that sees me every day, that's 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:39.600 dark as hell. Stevie, don't see your damn thing. So 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.360 when they is that why you became a comedian to 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:45.400 get them up off you? Yes? So what I learned 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:47.920 is I took everything that said about me and I 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:51.080 flipped it around and accepted it and make Now I 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.040 make fun of myself, right, and then now I make 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.640 fun of everybody. So now if I can make for myself, 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:56.920 I don't really care a boy anybody else. So I'm just, 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.760 you know, just giving back what I've been giving my 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:03.040 whole life. I'm like, yeah, I became a hater. I 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:06.199 broast everybody. Anything that happens, I'm on top of it. 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:08.640 I follow you on social media and I saw where 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.680 you recently got engaged. Yes, but you love women? Might 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:14.840 I love women? And I established that from the beginning 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:17.960 of this relationship. I realized after my last relationship I 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:22.360 did that beautiful woman for four years and my whole life, 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.520 I've never been faithful any of my excess watching years. 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:27.760 I cheat on all of you. And I lied, man. 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:29.399 I lied so much. Man, I don't even know what 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:33.760 the truth is. I cheat on it everyone when I 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:37.040 was with and when I realized that after my last relationship, 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:40.080 when she left me because you know, she got telled 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:43.960 me cheating, then I realized myself, I can't be faithful. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:47.399 So I said, if anybody coming around, I'm like, listen, 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.680 I'm I'm done with a relationship. I'm gonna tell you 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:52.520 right now, I cannot be. I'm not a show. It's 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:54.399 in my blood. You know. My mother told me my 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:57.520 dad was an alcoholic and he had a lot of women. 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:00.640 I'm not alcoholic. I'm not a drinker, but I mean 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:03.399 I I like a lot of women. So we, as 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.480 my lady, came in agreement. You know, originally we had 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:08.640 agreement on like once a month, I could do whatever 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.640 I want, right, whatever I wanted. And you know, it's 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:14.359 something and I realized that, you know, it's something you 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.680 could establish in the beginning of a relationship. Every man, 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:20.720 that's our biggest problem, infidelity, right, and we have to 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:22.840 we could we in an era where we would actually 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.680 get an agreement made. But everybody said that. Everybody's like, well, 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:29.480 you know, tell me what you want, give me the 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:34.280 opportunity to make a choice. Yes, but most of us 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:36.919 are afraid of the choice that she will make that 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:40.560 won't include us. You weren't afraid of that, Yeah, because 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:47.760 we rich brook niggas can't do this. Brookman got no choice. 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:49.720 He can't be afforded. Woman's well, how you gonna cheat 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:53.200 with somebody else? I have a lot of young athletes 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:55.040 twenty two years or twenty three years old, and I 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:57.760 meet him, I said, listen, get this established from the 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:00.320 beginning of a a relationship. You know you're making ten twenty 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:03.639 min dollars a year. You line on ten women and 0:19:03.720 --> 0:19:05.720 tell him head, you know you be my one month. 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:07.159 But once in a while, I like to do what 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:11.160 I want to do. Eighty percent would accept it, if 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:13.439 not all of them, right, you know, at the end 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:15.840 of the day, a woman would take her bills being 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:20.120 paid from a rich man, a cheese and a brook man. 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:21.960 And don't don't you just want don't you just want 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:27.359 to like you know what? Honey, I'm home just damn baby, 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:30.359 I missed you. How is your day? Baby? Yes, I 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:33.560 have that. That's on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:40.720 Friday and saddy bench as I'm home. Yeah, I mean serious, 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:44.080 don't do do you ever serious? My lady just left. 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:48.240 I got inside chick coming tonight. She knows that you 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:53.399 don't feel bad, you don't feel guilty. I understand being honest. 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:55.680 I understand that you you you're honest. You told him 0:19:55.680 --> 0:19:59.000 say this is what it is, but a party like 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:02.600 with damn but hold on, how would you feel if 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:04.760 she said, looks, okay, Mike, we gonna do this, but 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:08.600 you know an oh wow, what do you mean? Nah? 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:12.600 Women are so much more emotional. Man. We could bang 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:17.960 ten women and not have feelings. Women are different. Women 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.320 are emotional. They cannot do what if she just had 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:21.800 what if she just had one? She don't want chang? 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:24.840 She just want one? Nah? She because she couldn't. She 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:27.879 could have to if she might have to decide between Hugh, 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:31.800 because she might be emotionally attached and she's gonna be Okay. No, 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:35.760 it's not agreement. The agreement is not for you to 0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:39.000 have someone you want this agreement. This is what I 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:41.040 came with. Right if you want that, if you want 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:42.480 to do the same thing that we would just be friends. 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.360