Speaker 1: I heard Ben Simmons try to holleright one of your checks,
Speaker 1: not my holler one of my chicks, if it was
Speaker 1: one of my side chicks on matters to try how
Speaker 1: that ad my fiance. So you're glad he got traded?
Speaker 1: They think about it, Yeah, oh yeah, I would have
Speaker 1: traded him for like a a subway sandwich. All my life,
Speaker 1: the grinding all my life, sacrifice, hustle back, Chris, want
Speaker 1: a slice, got the pronan dice to swad all my life.
Speaker 1: I've been grinding all my life, all my life. Then
Speaker 1: grinding all my life, sacrifice, hustle back, Chris, want a slice,
Speaker 1: Got the bro dice to swath all my life? I've
Speaker 1: been grinding in all my life. Hello, welcome to another
Speaker 1: additional club, Shasha. I am your whole Shannon Sharp. I'm
Speaker 1: also the proprietor Club Shasha. And the guy that's stopping
Speaker 1: by for conversation on the drink today. He's a comedian,
Speaker 1: an actor, writer, producer, podcaster. He calls himself the best
Speaker 1: dress comedian, the African King of comedy. Mister Michael Black
Speaker 1: many building. When I suck out, what's going on? How
Speaker 1: you doing? Man? Looking good? Man? You don't pulled out
Speaker 1: so much. O't how you get out of You had key,
Speaker 1: you had cell phone, you had a garage, hoping it
Speaker 1: all with them tight and fan fucking This outfite was
Speaker 1: made on me. Man, you know I'm rich. Now they
Speaker 1: come to my house and make the clothes on my body. Bad.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody. I've tried to figure what old lady you
Speaker 1: robbed the stool a shower. You're gonna talk about me?
Speaker 1: You look at it, look like a thug and a nerd.
Speaker 1: You're gonna rob me or email me? Thick ass classes?
Speaker 1: When did Jesus come in? See I would when he
Speaker 1: say that I was gonna get on the mangles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't go out here with no socker anging like
Speaker 1: that California. You're supposed to be hot. Look, we gotta
Speaker 1: take this out. This is my own brand of connect Okay.
Speaker 1: Uh you know you my comedian third comedia third Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're my favorite. I like, I like because of you.
Speaker 1: Then what you call on Friday? I was in the
Speaker 1: first Friday. Next Friday. Yeah, bad bro, you stole the scene. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I can't get jiggy with this. What's your money? I
Speaker 1: picked my socker? You look like a player hits me
Speaker 1: the sheet. I've no dnner receipt. Kiss my eyes on
Speaker 1: what continue success? Brou appreciate that man? Thank you said
Speaker 1: better be good. If it ain't good, it's not bad. Yea,
Speaker 1: I know it ain't bad. I know all that. Man. See,
Speaker 1: you don't even really know anything about good alcohol, being, feeling.
Speaker 1: Don't talk about feeling where you from. I'm from atl Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care what you want to say anything bad about. Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 1: you guys were about twenty something points in the super
Speaker 1: Bowl and lost. Knew you gotta do to lose about
Speaker 1: that much points and then you're the super Bowl. Now
Speaker 1: you feeling good? Feeling was finally man, we've I was
Speaker 1: at that game. We finally did it. Trust me, I
Speaker 1: went through hell for many years. I went cry when
Speaker 1: we won. I'm a thug. I'm not crying. How your thug.
Speaker 1: I'm a dog man. I've never I've cried on probably
Speaker 1: very few occasions, you know what I'm saying. But yet
Speaker 1: I was very excited that day. I was at the
Speaker 1: game chairing. We went through hell. I was you know,
Speaker 1: I moved to Philippe nineteen ninety. You know, so I
Speaker 1: suffered through the Randall Cunningham era, all the way through McNabb.
Speaker 1: I mean McNabb went through the NFC Championship game five
Speaker 1: years in a row, medical won Super Bowl and then
Speaker 1: he threw up. So it was great. But nobody, if
Speaker 1: anybody deserved to win the Super Bowl was a McNabb's team.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad him. Guys didn't get to win
Speaker 1: the nobody deserved him more than them. Westbrook and of
Speaker 1: course uh Darknds and you know product Jeremy to Owens.
Speaker 1: That team was so deserving of it. But you know,
Speaker 1: in two thousand and eighteen, we won it for dump.
Speaker 1: That was for them. You were at the event the
Speaker 1: other night, Tuesday night, in which Dave Chappelle was on stage,
Speaker 1: and I don't call him a fan because fans don't
Speaker 1: do things like that. When the guy ran on stage
Speaker 1: and tried to tackle Dave Chappe, Hell yeah you would there.
Speaker 1: What was going through your mind when that happened? As
Speaker 1: if I'm bolting, I mean it was, it was so shocking.
Speaker 1: It was happening so fast, you know, and I personally
Speaker 1: think this guy's a cloud chasing with a very cloud
Speaker 1: chasing error. I mean, look at the Super Bowl. Somebody
Speaker 1: always make plans to jump down the Super Bowl face cloud.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not gonna say this had anything will
Speaker 1: Will Smith, you know, I mean making people comfortable enough
Speaker 1: to smack comedians. I mean we have to be signed
Speaker 1: to like death World Records now, so we have to protected.
Speaker 1: But it was very shocking. Happened really fast. You know,
Speaker 1: first I thought it was some kind of a joke,
Speaker 1: but then we realized it was real, you know. And
Speaker 1: I think that guy planned this because you know, Dave
Speaker 1: was done his set, right, you know, he's done his set,
Speaker 1: so now there's not much attention on him, right, He's
Speaker 1: about to introduce somebody else and boomed this guy. Everybody's
Speaker 1: relaxed there. So that was the third show that he
Speaker 1: was doing. I think that guy was there Show one
Speaker 1: and show too, timed everything right when he was going
Speaker 1: to do this thing. That's where I feared the way
Speaker 1: he did it. And when he did it. It was
Speaker 1: a timing type of thing because I'm sure with the
Speaker 1: eighteen thousand c venue, it should be security watching this guy,
Speaker 1: watching who's coming on ste So they fell asleep for
Speaker 1: one second and this guy you mentioned that you don't
Speaker 1: believe it had anything to do with the Will Smith
Speaker 1: Chris Rock incident. When that incident has happened. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're seeing it, Liuda, but you saw the replay,
Speaker 1: did you think, like, man, that might be a skit
Speaker 1: or did you know that was man? This man actually
Speaker 1: slapped the airdshot of Chris Rock. Yeah. When I saw it,
Speaker 1: you know, at first I thought it was some kind
Speaker 1: of a a skit. Yeah. And then when when when
Speaker 1: Will Smith sat there instead of custom, I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 1: he's not cussing the oscars right as a skit? Right?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, that that bothered me a lot. I
Speaker 1: lost out of respect. So what what? But what bothered
Speaker 1: you the most? That he actually did it or the
Speaker 1: not apologizing immediately after or the continued He actually did it,
Speaker 1: my goodness, actually did on the biggest stage, the biggest
Speaker 1: night of his life. You know, first of all, this
Speaker 1: award is being produced by Wild Packer, a black man. Correct,
Speaker 1: Is that was signed that you was gonna get this award?
Speaker 1: Simmer At Jackson was receiving an award, right, you know,
Speaker 1: it was like it was just made for your big night,
Speaker 1: stars aligned perfect right, and then and then this happens
Speaker 1: you know, and there were so many other things he
Speaker 1: could have done right instead of that, like, you know,
Speaker 1: custom while he was on stay here, one more word
Speaker 1: about my wife, I'm gonna come fuck you up, right,
Speaker 1: that would have been okay, oh why hit receiving his
Speaker 1: award go and stay hey? And I appreciate the joke
Speaker 1: about my wife whatever, right, but going and hitting him,
Speaker 1: and you know, because I felt like when he smacked
Speaker 1: Chris Rock, he smacked every comedian, right. I felt like
Speaker 1: I smacked because I go hard in the paint, right,
Speaker 1: and I talk about people, you know, and I don't
Speaker 1: expect nobody to come on stage to hit me, right,
Speaker 1: because I made a joke just at the end of
Speaker 1: this his words did It's hard to say because I
Speaker 1: don't know how you would. We're going to talk about
Speaker 1: your situation because you recently got engaged. But did you
Speaker 1: think the joke rolls to the level that would warrant
Speaker 1: that kind of reaction? Not at all. That's why I
Speaker 1: stopped back, and I started thinking about it. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: let me see what he was thinking to go and
Speaker 1: punch him, all right. The joke was about g I
Speaker 1: Jane Or played the character so Now I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: back to twenty sixteen when he when he when they
Speaker 1: dried to boycott the Oscars, right, all right, yeah, he said, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's not coming. There's not enough inclusiveness, there's not enough diversity. No. No.
Speaker 1: He also Chris said on the Willa Will was the
Speaker 1: one that boy caught it. Okay, it wasn't him and
Speaker 1: Jada No Will said he wasn't coming. Then Jada said
Speaker 1: she wasn't coming. Okay. That's when Chris Rock said, no
Speaker 1: one invited Jade, right, he said, he said, it's like
Speaker 1: Rihanna's pennies, right, he's running invited correct, right, Okay, And
Speaker 1: then we fast forward to this like, you know, Gi me,
Speaker 1: you're not invited me. You're not a great enough actress, right,
Speaker 1: You're not big enough to come into the boycott. And
Speaker 1: then we come to twenty twenty two and he says,
Speaker 1: you know, you can't do nothing, but Gi Jane, that's
Speaker 1: the only thing you could do if it was if
Speaker 1: anything came out, right, Okay, maybe I'm thinking way deep,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find a reason why he smacked him, right,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I could think of, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy's been starting to my wife for years. He's
Speaker 1: telling my wife he can't be nothing. She would never
Speaker 1: do a movie unless Gi Jane comes out right. That's
Speaker 1: the only reason I would think why he would have
Speaker 1: he will make him go and hit up. I guess
Speaker 1: he did. It didn't dawn in on him right away
Speaker 1: because he laughed at first. That the part he's laughing
Speaker 1: at the joke. He looks at her, she's not laughing,
Speaker 1: and then he feels he has to defend her honor,
Speaker 1: that he needs to go up there and do something
Speaker 1: because he made a joke. But Mike, your girl knows you.
Speaker 1: She knows what will sit you off, she knows what
Speaker 1: that will make you upset. Jada got to stop that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my girl would have stopped it. Yeah, and my money,
Speaker 1: my girl would have stopped it. I had an X.
Speaker 1: My X was the type that we cost me how
Speaker 1: to get our ass. That's why, right, you know, that's
Speaker 1: you can't we can't have one one like that. And
Speaker 1: like you know, we go out and she argue with
Speaker 1: big niggas bigger than me. Yeah, I'm not thirty, I'm
Speaker 1: sixty eight, one thirty a crackhead compared to this guy. Right,
Speaker 1: you know, And that's what so I mean, my woman
Speaker 1: would have stopped my current woman would have stopped me
Speaker 1: from going right, knowing that, bro, this is this is
Speaker 1: not the time, this is not the place night for you,
Speaker 1: right right, So this was a nice ideal for you,
Speaker 1: and and it's fun. It's sad that he won the oscar,
Speaker 1: but his actions overshadowed this moment and then forever, forever,
Speaker 1: that's this is what those oscars will be known as
Speaker 1: the Will Smith Chris Rock Obscar. And I think if
Speaker 1: he would apologize to Chris at that moment, it might
Speaker 1: have been a little bit better. When you can't, you
Speaker 1: can't apologize to the bro. You slap the man, but
Speaker 1: you don't apologize to him. But hold on, this is
Speaker 1: your brother. He from Philly, You from Philly. He's light skinned.
Speaker 1: You don't count life here, brother, drowskin. Brother, have to
Speaker 1: stick together. I'm riding with Chris and I'm a comedians
Speaker 1: my job. We have the same job. I go hard
Speaker 1: and paint on social media on people. I talk about people,
Speaker 1: so I feel, you know, and I don't think give
Speaker 1: anybody no right to come and hit me. Have that
Speaker 1: changed the way you do your show? Nah, I can't
Speaker 1: change because of that, you know. I mean, I would
Speaker 1: love to get a Will Smith will slap me because
Speaker 1: I'll suit for a lot of money. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you he would be so broke. Will Smith would have
Speaker 1: to move back with his uncle Auntie and he's gonna
Speaker 1: be he gonna go back to Uncle Phil's house, live
Speaker 1: it right next door to Carton. Let's just say for
Speaker 1: the sake of argument, Michael Blackston, he's hosting the Oscars.
Speaker 1: It's a big time thing. There's not been bary men
Speaker 1: of us that's got an opportunity to host the Oscars.
Speaker 1: And you up there, you tell a joke. You know,
Speaker 1: you guys are to lighten the mood. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: Hollywood brightest, best and brightest, and you got to bring
Speaker 1: them down a little bit because everybody and they talk,
Speaker 1: you know, everybody, and they got bowl guys. I got
Speaker 1: all on y'all, not all of that. So I crack
Speaker 1: off a joke. You crack off a joke. Somebody walks
Speaker 1: up there, how's Michael Blackston handled that situation? Well, after
Speaker 1: watching what happened, then we know anything is possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm running now if it's something ain't know because I mean,
Speaker 1: Chris right handled it. It's like such a prop Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people might not have had like that.
Speaker 1: So much short is so grun because they could have
Speaker 1: been a disaster. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, it could
Speaker 1: have been a real bad if I'm hosting. That's the
Speaker 1: shortest Oscars ever. But they also said, hey, he's his
Speaker 1: ticket price went from eight eighty bucks to four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm going to the next I to
Speaker 1: grab the mic and cuss everybody. Wipe out stupid spe
Speaker 1: Your wife a car our bitch. Please come slap me.
Speaker 1: I need some money, please, I need my ticket price
Speaker 1: to go up. Brad Pitt, your wife is whatever, so
Speaker 1: are you. When the guy jumps on the stage, he
Speaker 1: tried to tackle Dame Chappelle, he gets beat down. Now
Speaker 1: he's that. I mean you see the photos of his arm.
Speaker 1: His arm wasn't made the bit that way. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that guy gotta patch you over. I said, closed for
Speaker 1: at least two weeks, definitely. He turned. He went from
Speaker 1: the regular gout to a pirate in two days. Now.
Speaker 1: Ain't got two left arms. Now he walking backwards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's I hate violence. Period. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, But maybe he needed to be an example,
Speaker 1: like don't you can't be coming on stage to attacking
Speaker 1: anybody for no reason. And it's not like he It's
Speaker 1: not like Davis did a joke and the joke offended
Speaker 1: this guy. This is something he planned to do. Yes,
Speaker 1: the joke show was over and like he made a
Speaker 1: particular joke and he'm not. You know, he jumped right
Speaker 1: at that joke, so we don't know why was he
Speaker 1: jumping beside? Was it cloud chasing? Was he sent to
Speaker 1: do this and somebody sent him to do this? Do
Speaker 1: you because it came out today that he was not
Speaker 1: that he's not being charged not charged, and it's a misdeme.
Speaker 1: Do you think social media because we see people the
Speaker 1: guy agitating Mike Tyson, and we see these people someone
Speaker 1: a prominent and you know it's got it's recorded, so
Speaker 1: obviously they're doing this with the intent of getting this out.
Speaker 1: I mean, when I go somewhere, I'm not recording anything.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not expecting to have an encounter. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna put up myself or play someone else in
Speaker 1: the situation that I feel I need to record this situation.
Speaker 1: Do you think social media has brought a lot of
Speaker 1: this out? Definitely, Man, social media is like a courage
Speaker 1: and a a blessing at the same time. It's a blessing
Speaker 1: for us because it's our own television show. Right, you know,
Speaker 1: we plaform you can put out what you want. I
Speaker 1: became rich because of social media, right at the same time,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm getting rich okay yea, yeah, like
Speaker 1: I got rose words and I'm still I got a
Speaker 1: color name, but I still lived my mother. I'm getting rich,
Speaker 1: I'm rich. I'm no, No, I'm I made it in life.
Speaker 1: I came from nothing. I'm very school. That's what you say. No,
Speaker 1: but I suck. I don't be Oh my bad after
Speaker 1: you said coloring is a Rose Royce truck. That's what
Speaker 1: I drive? Now what you drive? Yes, that's my squadd okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but no, no no. So social media helped me get
Speaker 1: to where I am today. At the same time, so me,
Speaker 1: social media has hurt me in the past. You know
Speaker 1: you do anything, boom is out there. You know somebody
Speaker 1: took a picture of you out with another woman instead
Speaker 1: of your woman. Boom. Next, you know your pictures un
Speaker 1: there with this other woman. So at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, you gotta take it for what it is,
Speaker 1: and you gotta take the good and the bad. Why
Speaker 1: you like trolling so much? You see Drake? A guy
Speaker 1: respond to Drake saying something called to Drake, Drake trolls
Speaker 1: and back by start following his wife slide of DM. Hey,
Speaker 1: it seemed like you need you know, you lonloglogey boy?
Speaker 1: You know whatever? Why you troll? Why you troll? My
Speaker 1: whole life, I've been my my I've been bullied my
Speaker 1: whole life. As you know, I came from another country
Speaker 1: right into America at thirteen years old. Did you speak English? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I came from an English speaking country, Okay, came here
Speaker 1: thirteen years or as a kid, and I came like
Speaker 1: we talked about, like late eighties where it wasn't in
Speaker 1: my being dog skin, it was you know, and I
Speaker 1: had an accent. Kids made fun of me every day,
Speaker 1: you know. And then when I was when I when
Speaker 1: I finally got comfortable myself. We took many years, you know,
Speaker 1: of learning what it takes to fit in right. I
Speaker 1: mean a lot of things I didn't know about myself
Speaker 1: to I came to America. America was like that apple
Speaker 1: that that God said, don't eat the apple. Right, America
Speaker 1: is like the yah, y'all hit all that damn apple.
Speaker 1: And now y'all see things. Yeah, y'all see things. Y'all
Speaker 1: shouldn't be saying all talking about. Like I said, I
Speaker 1: had no idea I was dark skinned. I came here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: not like I was in my village and I was
Speaker 1: red bone or nothing. Right. But the kids let me
Speaker 1: know this. I remember hanging out with some kids. It
Speaker 1: said you black. I said, of course, we're all black.
Speaker 1: They said, no, you black as hell. I mean. They
Speaker 1: taught me, I look like under the bed that's dark
Speaker 1: as hell if you look under the bed lately. They
Speaker 1: taught me, I look like I have no bright ideas.
Speaker 1: They said, the difference between me and midnight is eleven
Speaker 1: fifty nine. You that dark, they said, when God said
Speaker 1: let there be light, I was out of town. They
Speaker 1: taught me, Stevie, one that sees me every day, that's
Speaker 1: dark as hell. Stevie, don't see your damn thing. So
Speaker 1: when they is that why you became a comedian to
Speaker 1: get them up off you? Yes? So what I learned
Speaker 1: is I took everything that said about me and I
Speaker 1: flipped it around and accepted it and make Now I
Speaker 1: make fun of myself, right, and then now I make
Speaker 1: fun of everybody. So now if I can make for myself,
Speaker 1: I don't really care a boy anybody else. So I'm just,
Speaker 1: you know, just giving back what I've been giving my
Speaker 1: whole life. I'm like, yeah, I became a hater. I
Speaker 1: broast everybody. Anything that happens, I'm on top of it.
Speaker 1: I follow you on social media and I saw where
Speaker 1: you recently got engaged. Yes, but you love women? Might
Speaker 1: I love women? And I established that from the beginning
Speaker 1: of this relationship. I realized after my last relationship I
Speaker 1: did that beautiful woman for four years and my whole life,
Speaker 1: I've never been faithful any of my excess watching years.
Speaker 1: I cheat on all of you. And I lied, man.
Speaker 1: I lied so much. Man, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: the truth is. I cheat on it everyone when I
Speaker 1: was with and when I realized that after my last relationship,
Speaker 1: when she left me because you know, she got telled
Speaker 1: me cheating, then I realized myself, I can't be faithful.
Speaker 1: So I said, if anybody coming around, I'm like, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm done with a relationship. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: right now, I cannot be. I'm not a show. It's
Speaker 1: in my blood. You know. My mother told me my
Speaker 1: dad was an alcoholic and he had a lot of women.
Speaker 1: I'm not alcoholic. I'm not a drinker, but I mean
Speaker 1: I I like a lot of women. So we, as
Speaker 1: my lady, came in agreement. You know, originally we had
Speaker 1: agreement on like once a month, I could do whatever
Speaker 1: I want, right, whatever I wanted. And you know, it's
Speaker 1: something and I realized that, you know, it's something you
Speaker 1: could establish in the beginning of a relationship. Every man,
Speaker 1: that's our biggest problem, infidelity, right, and we have to
Speaker 1: we could we in an era where we would actually
Speaker 1: get an agreement made. But everybody said that. Everybody's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, tell me what you want, give me the
Speaker 1: opportunity to make a choice. Yes, but most of us
Speaker 1: are afraid of the choice that she will make that
Speaker 1: won't include us. You weren't afraid of that, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: we rich brook niggas can't do this. Brookman got no choice.
Speaker 1: He can't be afforded. Woman's well, how you gonna cheat
Speaker 1: with somebody else? I have a lot of young athletes
Speaker 1: twenty two years or twenty three years old, and I
Speaker 1: meet him, I said, listen, get this established from the
Speaker 1: beginning of a a relationship. You know you're making ten twenty
Speaker 1: min dollars a year. You line on ten women and
Speaker 1: tell him head, you know you be my one month.
Speaker 1: But once in a while, I like to do what
Speaker 1: I want to do. Eighty percent would accept it, if
Speaker 1: not all of them, right, you know, at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, a woman would take her bills being
Speaker 1: paid from a rich man, a cheese and a brook man.
Speaker 1: And don't don't you just want don't you just want
Speaker 1: to like you know what? Honey, I'm home just damn baby,
Speaker 1: I missed you. How is your day? Baby? Yes, I
Speaker 1: have that. That's on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and
Speaker 1: Friday and saddy bench as I'm home. Yeah, I mean serious,
Speaker 1: don't do do you ever serious? My lady just left.
Speaker 1: I got inside chick coming tonight. She knows that you
Speaker 1: don't feel bad, you don't feel guilty. I understand being honest.
Speaker 1: I understand that you you you're honest. You told him
Speaker 1: say this is what it is, but a party like
Speaker 1: with damn but hold on, how would you feel if
Speaker 1: she said, looks, okay, Mike, we gonna do this, but
Speaker 1: you know an oh wow, what do you mean? Nah?
Speaker 1: Women are so much more emotional. Man. We could bang
Speaker 1: ten women and not have feelings. Women are different. Women
Speaker 1: are emotional. They cannot do what if she just had
Speaker 1: what if she just had one? She don't want chang?
Speaker 1: She just want one? Nah? She because she couldn't. She
Speaker 1: could have to if she might have to decide between Hugh,
Speaker 1: because she might be emotionally attached and she's gonna be Okay. No,
Speaker 1: it's not agreement. The agreement is not for you to
Speaker 1: have someone you want this agreement. This is what I
Speaker 1: came with. Right if you want that, if you want
Speaker 1: to do the same thing that we would just be friends.
Speaker 1: I can't be pulling a ring on your finger. Why
Speaker 1: somebody else is banning you over looking at my rings?
Speaker 1: Wrong with you looking at my tattoos? And bring your
Speaker 1: back while he tearing you up on? So did you
Speaker 1: try to be faithful when you first met her? Like? Oh, oh, no,
Speaker 1: when I met her you talked about the rip. Oh
Speaker 1: when I met her, I had chicks with me. I
Speaker 1: mean when I'm the first time she met me, and
Speaker 1: the next time we met up, a couple of other
Speaker 1: chicks came and we all hung out right and we
Speaker 1: had we had fun. And that's just it's my lifestyle name.
Speaker 1: You know. I talk from the rip. It ain't no
Speaker 1: in between nothing. I've been uninst from the rint. But Mike,
Speaker 1: don't you think you like, don't you age out of this? Nah?
Speaker 1: I'm faivor with to her. My Dick's not so. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking a look out you forty five, forty seven,
Speaker 1: forty seven, you don't think it? Okay? What about the fifty?
Speaker 1: So you know what I've done this. I had a
Speaker 1: great life I've had. I've had thirty seven thirty you know,
Speaker 1: thirty three, thirty four, thirty five years of this. You
Speaker 1: know what, Baby, I'm coming home. I think I see
Speaker 1: that happening. By sixty ninety seven. You ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: aby to do nothing, you chick. That's what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be together you have, baby, I'm almost dead, I'm all yours.
Speaker 1: Let's get married. Let me ask you this. Talk to me.
Speaker 1: What made you just what made her the one? What
Speaker 1: made you decide to settle down with her? Because she
Speaker 1: was I guess she was a freshman that accept that
Speaker 1: that you know. And she's a great woman too, smart, loving,
Speaker 1: coug she does everything. She's just a wonderful kid, intelligent.
Speaker 1: I have kids, and you know I don't have kids already.
Speaker 1: I'm right now this is we're just having fun. You
Speaker 1: having fun. You get to travel. You ain't got you
Speaker 1: got by no Google guy got a little doodoo pampers
Speaker 1: all of that stuff. Hello, Yes, talk to me if
Speaker 1: it's true. I heard Ben Simmons, you from Philly being
Speaker 1: just played in Philly. Yeah, try to holler at one
Speaker 1: of your chicks, not my holler one of my chicks,
Speaker 1: if it was one of my side chicks, don't matter.
Speaker 1: Just to try how to have my fiance do when
Speaker 1: you went out. Yes, did he not know that with
Speaker 1: your fiance? New? Hundred percent knew. And the thing about
Speaker 1: it when she when it first happened, when she told me,
Speaker 1: because I remember one time you know me and Ben,
Speaker 1: he you know, he tried to make it sim to
Speaker 1: her when when she asked him about it, like it
Speaker 1: Mike your friend. He tried to make like we just
Speaker 1: like we not not hell. He didn't draw a smash,
Speaker 1: He didn't deny the denied our friendship. I could show
Speaker 1: you twenty pictures of me and this guy from the
Speaker 1: day he got drafted to like us hanging out parties.
Speaker 1: There's going to games together. I mean I would fly out.
Speaker 1: He was like my homie. He's like my little young
Speaker 1: my little brother, my little light skinned brother. But you know, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: he tried to holler. So the first time she told
Speaker 1: me because I remember, it was doing Super Bowl week
Speaker 1: that's when the Chiefs played forty nine ers. It was
Speaker 1: in Miami, right and that same weekend was I went
Speaker 1: to the game, to the Super Bowl game, and I
Speaker 1: think the next day six is played Miami, so IM
Speaker 1: going to the game. After the game, Miami kicked the
Speaker 1: ass at end right up there. So I remember after
Speaker 1: the game, I was, you know, I was. I stayed afterwards,
Speaker 1: you know what. I was talking to them. That's when
Speaker 1: he was dating one of the kadash and I said,
Speaker 1: hey Ben, me and my kindle. I said, hey me,
Speaker 1: my girl, me, my lady rider, you know, and then
Speaker 1: we you know, so you had to do yes, you
Speaker 1: do something. That was then this ain't no situation where
Speaker 1: he seed a chick and like man, she flied, oh
Speaker 1: you this guy. Right. So, but then when we went
Speaker 1: back to the hotel, she said, Mike, I think he
Speaker 1: min he's been her demail him already, but he's saying
Speaker 1: her on social media with me, right, I've hooked him
Speaker 1: up with a lot of my female friends. He he
Speaker 1: might hate, who's this chick. I'm like, I don't worry.
Speaker 1: I got you and I hooked him up, right, I've
Speaker 1: hooked him up in the past, yeah, you know, and
Speaker 1: he knew that was my lady, right, so I'm not
Speaker 1: going back to the hotel. She's like, Mike, I think
Speaker 1: this guy was in my DM. I'm like, I said,
Speaker 1: he's seen me with a whole lot of chicks. He didn't,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He probably just throw you
Speaker 1: one on my side, chicks whatever he was. Fast forward
Speaker 1: like months later, this guy's still trying to holler at her. Right.
Speaker 1: That's when when she took me know, and this is
Speaker 1: I think, I'm not sure what was the situation. I
Speaker 1: think the Jenda girl was done then and then he
Speaker 1: tried he said, he tried to holler at me, you know,
Speaker 1: and then and then he tried to use like he
Speaker 1: knew she was a rod estate agent, right, so try
Speaker 1: to act like he's trying to buy just to like
Speaker 1: for her to come. And then you know, he he's like,
Speaker 1: isn't trying to holler at me? Isn't Mike your home?
Speaker 1: He said, well, we're not friends like that. And that's
Speaker 1: when I was, you know, I was pretty much done
Speaker 1: with him, you know, because he's seen hold me a
Speaker 1: million times. I even't talk about the party one of
Speaker 1: his party's in LA. He knew he was my girl.
Speaker 1: He just and guess what, he hasn't played basketball since
Speaker 1: he tried to holler at my woman? Has he? But
Speaker 1: that's dirty? Dirty, y'all? Cool? So what what if you say,
Speaker 1: Mike my bad? Bro? The thing about that he should
Speaker 1: have he had opportunities to do that, He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: my bad? You know I would just I would have,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean I would. I was drunk, bro,
Speaker 1: you know, hey, hey bro, you know where you cool?
Speaker 1: If you Yeah, he had opportunities to do that. They instead,
Speaker 1: he tried to make it sin, you know, he tried
Speaker 1: to make it more like you know, I mean, you
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on y'all. To y'all, he tried
Speaker 1: to man lost all respect for him. I am glad
Speaker 1: he got traded. The thing about yeah, oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I would have traded him for like a a Subway
Speaker 1: sandwich six. I'm like, get anything for the guy, Walmart,
Speaker 1: gift card, do anything, just get rid of him. And
Speaker 1: you know I didn't have to roast him anymore. The
Speaker 1: whole word is roasting him, right, the whole word. What
Speaker 1: you now you got James harden Bead is uh, he
Speaker 1: might play game three? Might not? Might? I mean we
Speaker 1: worked so hard to get here, you know, and to
Speaker 1: have and be heard, you know, and I I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened. Why this guy was playing with about
Speaker 1: twenty what almost thirty twenty that point we're like four
Speaker 1: minutes ago. O god, I guess it went. They win
Speaker 1: to seal that game, right, They wanted to get it
Speaker 1: over with, you know, so I could understand that, but goodness,
Speaker 1: you know, look what happened. But you know, one minut
Speaker 1: I don't stop a show. I still expect everybody to
Speaker 1: step up and play. But we're not. We're got our
Speaker 1: ask kick every night. So you know, one thing, my hearted,
Speaker 1: I mean that game, that that game where they did
Speaker 1: one hardened this step up, so I think you know
Speaker 1: the pressure is coming on him. You know, he has
Speaker 1: to take over, you know, And I mean, don't get
Speaker 1: it wrong, He's still not a twenty five hardened too.
Speaker 1: He's still you know, thirty three, thirty four. He's been
Speaker 1: playing a lot, you know, but we're stepping with Expect
Speaker 1: him to step it up, you know, game three, whether
Speaker 1: and beat's playing or not, at least give us thirty points,
Speaker 1: give me thirty five points. Do your part, and I
Speaker 1: think he's gonna step up. I expect things to change.
Speaker 1: If I'm going to the game. I'm going through the
Speaker 1: game on on Sunday. I'm going to game four. I
Speaker 1: I'm off on Sunday from tour. I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: game four, and I expect him to, Like I expect
Speaker 1: him to win Game three and four. Expect them too.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope that's what Joel and b you
Speaker 1: can make them to win with our joke. I mean,
Speaker 1: the Philly audience is gonna I mean, when they're gonna
Speaker 1: have our backs, they're gonna have we Well, who can
Speaker 1: make a jump shot in the audiend in the stands?
Speaker 1: You can you shoot in the dark? Yes, turning lights up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna everybody I'm on defeat at night? Are you
Speaker 1: Eagle fan? Okay? Traded for a J Brown? You got
Speaker 1: Devonte Jayla Hurts comes back? That's his team they got
Speaker 1: you know you got you guys got some good picks
Speaker 1: in the draft this year. Yeah, Kovid Dane, Jordan Davis.
Speaker 1: You guys gonna beat the Cowboys this year? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: all I mean, the quarterback has no no excuse us. Now,
Speaker 1: who give you the receiver? What's you need? Yeah? Give
Speaker 1: you one hundred million dollar guy. Ye, you still have
Speaker 1: the Vontee. You know you still got a decent tight end.
Speaker 1: That's no excuse. So it's all about Now we're gonna
Speaker 1: really test the quarterbacks. Are you gonna beat the Cowboys?
Speaker 1: That's what I need to know? Are you going to
Speaker 1: beat the Dallas Cowboys's Mike? If Cowboys losing to the
Speaker 1: Eagles this year, they're gonna lose, that will definitely beat
Speaker 1: them at home. I can't tell you what's gonna happen
Speaker 1: in Dallars. Y'all gonna beat them at home. Were gonna
Speaker 1: be the You know what happened last time that Cowboys
Speaker 1: played y'all at home? Yeah? Yeah, I remember what happened
Speaker 1: but we didn't have. We didn't have you know, all
Speaker 1: the pieces that we have. Now you related to Eli Apple,
Speaker 1: it's my little nephew, youngest sister's son. You're serious. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's my youngest sister son. So when they make it me, So,
Speaker 1: how does it make you feel when they're making memes
Speaker 1: of him and they be roasted? You know, they be
Speaker 1: roth the more you you follow him? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: they roll you know. I yes, And and I've told him,
Speaker 1: you know, from we came from a very humble place, right,
Speaker 1: We came from Africa with absolutely nothing, right, you know,
Speaker 1: to be where where we are today, you know, it's
Speaker 1: all glory to God. And he has to be a
Speaker 1: little be more humble than that. And you know Eli,
Speaker 1: you know, he grew up with a single mother, you know,
Speaker 1: till she got married to the step pop who who
Speaker 1: helped raise him and got him where he is to today.
Speaker 1: I think and she got moving back. I think she's
Speaker 1: moving back where you got them. Yeah, she's moved to Ghana.
Speaker 1: She brought a place there. Uh you know last time
Speaker 1: with that she brought a place right. Yeah, So you know,
Speaker 1: he just he's a I'm not sure you're gonna call
Speaker 1: it cocky. I'm not sure what you want to call it.
Speaker 1: But I've i've i've you know, talked to him a
Speaker 1: few times, like you know, you can't. My biggest problem
Speaker 1: I had with him but was the whole thing he
Speaker 1: talked about New Orleans. I'm like, what are you doing
Speaker 1: with emanate giants? When he when he when it's when
Speaker 1: it's over with the giants? Like this, guys, drafting you
Speaker 1: ten pick overall made you a million a minute. Gim immediately,
Speaker 1: like you have to even when you were something for
Speaker 1: you to go, you have to should him respect, thank
Speaker 1: you for giving this opportunity, you know. But he just
Speaker 1: you know, he is what he's a grown man or
Speaker 1: he's not a kid, you know. So I can't go
Speaker 1: answer the questions for hump. But you know I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I just wanted him to be a little bit more humble.
Speaker 1: Especially I didn't like what he said about New Orleans
Speaker 1: being you know, I'm like, you know, they know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I have to go to the city and work. You
Speaker 1: don't mean talking crap about New city. These people give
Speaker 1: you opportunities, right, you have to be you know. And
Speaker 1: I think he learned his lesson from the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: You know he went to the game feeling this and
Speaker 1: you know, talking about the hill and all of that.
Speaker 1: You're talking about all of that, right, I mean, don't
Speaker 1: get it wrong. He did. He made some plays right
Speaker 1: in the playoffs that helped them got to wear they
Speaker 1: are today. That's please start talks. Yes, and you know,
Speaker 1: hopefully he learned his lesson right because you know he
Speaker 1: went up there cockey, did all that stuff and he
Speaker 1: got humbled right by what's the kid in that different
Speaker 1: Cooper cup? Yeah? So are you a Bengal fan now?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I I mean you got a room
Speaker 1: for family, you know. I mean, if the Eagles are
Speaker 1: playing the Bengals, I'd be honest with you, I'll be
Speaker 1: rooming for the Eagles. What damn you all, walla? How
Speaker 1: didn't do that? You say that family? I'm yeah, that's
Speaker 1: I'm here. Oh you won't him do well playing my team?
Speaker 1: I'm chatting for the Eagles. I feel so bad, but
Speaker 1: that's my heart is at right, that's my team. He
Speaker 1: could move, he could be another city tomorrow. Then what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna still chap with the Bengals. I was the
Speaker 1: same fame when he was there. But he not with
Speaker 1: the Saints anymore. He's there. I can't be running my
Speaker 1: emotionals an I'm treating like a hug. I'm a Eagles
Speaker 1: fan first, Ego egos my main chick. The rest of
Speaker 1: the team. You go to my side chicks. Okay, we
Speaker 1: know you like side chicks. There's another famous comedian from Feeling.
Speaker 1: He's probably the most famous comedian from Feeling. Yes, k Hart,
Speaker 1: you and him had a beef. Yes, what started the beef?
Speaker 1: And have you put it to bear? Yeah? We put
Speaker 1: it to bad? What started it? I got a feeling
Speaker 1: you started it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, I mean you're supposed to say Nah.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened. I didn't start the beef.
Speaker 1: I prayed much, Mike. Make fun of everything that happens.
Speaker 1: That's what I do. Yeah, you know. It goes back
Speaker 1: to like when I first got on YouTube and social media.
Speaker 1: It was like twenty eleven. I had a show called
Speaker 1: Black Friday. I sat on my couch just like you
Speaker 1: and made fun of everybody that messed up that week. Right,
Speaker 1: That's what I did. If you did something I would
Speaker 1: that lit you up. You know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: it was a situation was when he got caught. In fact,
Speaker 1: I made fun of him snitching on himself because you know,
Speaker 1: I guess he had a feeling something about to come
Speaker 1: out about him having an affair, right, and then he
Speaker 1: got on on on social media, you know, and then
Speaker 1: where he was trying to explain himself prior to the
Speaker 1: news coming out. Right, it's what I made fun of it.
Speaker 1: I didn't make fun of him cheating. I cheat all
Speaker 1: the time. I'm you know what I'm saying, So I
Speaker 1: can't make fun of cheating. But age is the way
Speaker 1: he did it me being a comedian. But you can't cheat.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't make put of the homie. That
Speaker 1: one you just let slide. You just let that one go, Mike.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, you just let that one go.
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna be like Mike, you can't be
Speaker 1: picking and choosing. Yes, you can't enough. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't do that. Everybody the homie, Yeah, everybody was getting homie,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He just he just felt
Speaker 1: like I probably went a little bit more than then
Speaker 1: everybody else did. His own his own homie was making yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, his own homie went out of him. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I make fun of anybody. Man, my mom, my daddy
Speaker 1: are gonna so y'all So y'all got together. Y'all came
Speaker 1: together like grown man. Squashed this beef. Then we squashed it.
Speaker 1: It was good. Yeah, yeah, we're good. You know, he
Speaker 1: just I mean, we didn't have to apologize to nothing.
Speaker 1: You know, we understood. I understood where he was coming from,
Speaker 1: and he understood where I'm coming from because he just
Speaker 1: know I might just go us ahead and go us
Speaker 1: and goes in so we could cast my homie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kill good people. Yeah, I don't know about you ever
Speaker 1: remained to be seen. I'll let you know at the
Speaker 1: end of the interview. But what I think, are you ok, Meek,
Speaker 1: that's your homie from Philly. What you put when you
Speaker 1: put Meek in the path, you're on a rapper today's rappers,
Speaker 1: a man. You know, Mek, me and Meek was really
Speaker 1: really we had we had one point where me and
Speaker 1: Meek was like not friends either, right, And you know
Speaker 1: what they had to do with what they had to
Speaker 1: do with a woman? A woman no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no, not no no, had to do with
Speaker 1: this What I told you before about how sometime a
Speaker 1: woman would get you in trouble. We are even knowing, right,
Speaker 1: that was that's the exiles Ware that almost like me
Speaker 1: and Meek was like good friends. You know, we're good now,
Speaker 1: we're great now, but we went through a little stumping block.
Speaker 1: You know why, because this is what happened. I'm mother time.
Speaker 1: Meek was going through the thing with Drake. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: everybody clowning Meek. I wasn't touching. I was made if
Speaker 1: I got no, no, no, I here's my thing, my thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't clown him the way people were clowning him. Right,
Speaker 1: my thing. If I'm gonna make a joke by somebody,
Speaker 1: I make sure that person right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So I'm I made a joke. But it wasn't nothing
Speaker 1: in a harsh way, right, you know. So I remember
Speaker 1: it was it was not a great time in his
Speaker 1: life because you know that whole thing with the song
Speaker 1: that he made and the one Drake made. Whatever. So
Speaker 1: I remember going to a Christmas benefit, right, we Philly,
Speaker 1: and then you know, they took a picture. Meek was there.
Speaker 1: I was there. We took a picture, you know, And
Speaker 1: then I remember getting a car was driving and my
Speaker 1: lady at the time, I said, hey, put this picture
Speaker 1: for me on I g and just put it on
Speaker 1: there me Nikki's boyfriend. He was dating NICKI Minaji at
Speaker 1: the time. I said, put Nick's boyfriend and just leave
Speaker 1: it as that. Keep it simple, because I I pretty
Speaker 1: much why I was trying to tell him as I
Speaker 1: hate Nick is more important than you, right, you know,
Speaker 1: I was keeping nice and simple and you know, in
Speaker 1: a cool way where he's not. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I wasn't touching the whole Drake thing, right, because that's
Speaker 1: like career type of thing, right, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I don't want to fuck up nobody's money. Right.
Speaker 1: So I got this woman types on there because I
Speaker 1: think she didn't like make and I didn't know that
Speaker 1: until she type in it something about she whatever they
Speaker 1: in that way do that Drake destroyed or something? What
Speaker 1: my god? So I have no clue. I'm driving all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, my phone's going crazy. Is like mix
Speaker 1: people that I'm cool with, they let you know I'm
Speaker 1: getting threats, and I'm like, what the hell's going on?
Speaker 1: I looked at I'm like, what's your post this for.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you to do that. These are my people.
Speaker 1: You don't have me have put me in a jam? Right,
Speaker 1: what you do that? You know? And then like right away,
Speaker 1: I how like I was so passed to her. That's
Speaker 1: how sometimes you know, your partner gets you in some seriously, yes,
Speaker 1: you know. And I was also the one that kind
Speaker 1: of like made things a little bit better. I'm up
Speaker 1: even at that point in fifty try to go and
Speaker 1: I think I made a joke, and then it kind
Speaker 1: of likes everything because whatever I joked I made, he
Speaker 1: reposted it right, and then you know, from there we've been.
Speaker 1: We've been good since then, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But like I never talked to her before, and I
Speaker 1: talked about it once. I like a big interview because
Speaker 1: even though my lady did it, I didn't tell the guy.
Speaker 1: So I didn't do this right. You know. I was
Speaker 1: gonna add like a little bitch like, oh my lady
Speaker 1: did that. I was gonna put it on her. I'm
Speaker 1: just be like, you know, I'm a comedian. Everybody you
Speaker 1: know it just it's a joke, you know whatever. I'm
Speaker 1: not what you do that for. But she can ride
Speaker 1: no more the end of it was it was getting
Speaker 1: back kind of our relationship. I'm like this one my
Speaker 1: head would get me killed. Yeah, no, man need to
Speaker 1: be a woman that could get him murried. It right, Oho,
Speaker 1: how did you? How did you end up on Joe
Speaker 1: Brown coach? That's a long time ago, so yeah I
Speaker 1: had so it was back in fact, you know when
Speaker 1: it happened, it happened. It happened the same week Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson passed away. Okay, because I remember I was That's
Speaker 1: when I went to the court that originally I had
Speaker 1: to show book with these guys and somewhere in Indiana
Speaker 1: or some college, right, And when they called me to
Speaker 1: do the show after I took a deposit and everything.
Speaker 1: A week later, I got a phone call from Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 1: He was doing a show called First Amendment as a
Speaker 1: stand up comedy show that kim on. I want to say,
Speaker 1: stars came on stars, I think, okay. And you know,
Speaker 1: as an artist, television is always more important than a
Speaker 1: you know, a regular pearance. They know, the regular pearance
Speaker 1: might pay you twice the amount. Right when you get
Speaker 1: on it's you're worth more. Right, every time you become
Speaker 1: on TV's your price go up, right, and we had
Speaker 1: the right choice to do is still you know, cancel
Speaker 1: a regular show for a television show, right, you know,
Speaker 1: I cancel the show with the guys. You know. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't send a deposit back because I was replacing
Speaker 1: myself with two other guys. I get two for the
Speaker 1: price of one. Yeah, no, no, no, no, that that
Speaker 1: wasn't agreement. They didn't They didn't send They didn't send
Speaker 1: you the deposit for you to send two other guys.
Speaker 1: They said the deposit for you. But they got they had.
Speaker 1: It was the point where they pretty much had choices.
Speaker 1: The show is in I gonna week, you know, and
Speaker 1: I thought I'd send them to good caliber comedians, you know.
Speaker 1: And the deposit really goes towards you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: usually have the money so sometimes to go to travel
Speaker 1: in the hotel, and then it orders himself so pretty much,
Speaker 1: you know, most of the deposit was gonna go through
Speaker 1: whever I was replacing myself with. Right, they agreed to it,
Speaker 1: and then when they realized that it, their audience got
Speaker 1: upset after the show because they didn't get Michael Blackston.
Speaker 1: And it's when they decided to suit right. So when
Speaker 1: you have a last suit, what a lot of time?
Speaker 1: You know? Uh a court TV show with contact because
Speaker 1: they'll get ahold of those paper they'll get a hold
Speaker 1: of those things from the courts, right, and they'll ask
Speaker 1: you here you'd rather bring this head will fly you in,
Speaker 1: you know, and make sure you're good. And so I decided,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'd rather go to TV court than
Speaker 1: go somewhere Indiana, right, And I ain't want a problem
Speaker 1: with any right, so I chose television. Did you win?
Speaker 1: Yeh ain't wait? Yeah, but you thought you were You
Speaker 1: thought you were going. I mean, I, hey, my thing.
Speaker 1: I thought he accepted what I gave him. You know,
Speaker 1: he had no choice backwards against the wall. He had
Speaker 1: no choice but to accepted. But he got his money. Man,
Speaker 1: he got him a new suit. Hold on, I lost
Speaker 1: the case. It's a long time ago. Give me one
Speaker 1: word to describe Philly. Oh God, I you know what.
Speaker 1: I love Philly, you out here in La more than
Speaker 1: you in Philly, Philly state. If I never moved to Philly,
Speaker 1: wood and I'd be sitting here right now. You ain't
Speaker 1: moving back to Philly. I got a house in Delaware,
Speaker 1: which just like suburb of Philly tax purposes, you're gonna
Speaker 1: you gotta be smart with your money. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I go home there. I go him every time I
Speaker 1: got a home there, and I go home at least
Speaker 1: once a month. But I mean, we come to Hollywood
Speaker 1: because to get to the next level, right, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen there. I means to make a
Speaker 1: move here, Kevin Hard everybody moved because you right here.
Speaker 1: Everything that you need to do, it's right here. Bet Philly.
Speaker 1: How can I describe Philly? Man passionate, The fans are passionate.
Speaker 1: If people are passionate, it's a great city. You know,
Speaker 1: Philly changed my life, you know, if you know I
Speaker 1: was actual, say my first stomping ground was Newark, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Nork was rough, you know, And now's where I got
Speaker 1: rose to the most. It's where I you know, by
Speaker 1: the time I got the Philly, I re knew what
Speaker 1: it took to fit in right. So when I got
Speaker 1: the Philly, it was a little bit more easier. But
Speaker 1: my mother was able to get a job in Philly.
Speaker 1: I was able to get a job in fifteen years old.
Speaker 1: Things were a little bit easier in Philly. Than it
Speaker 1: was in Jersey. Right, So when I got to Philly,
Speaker 1: I felt more at home, right, you know, So Philly,
Speaker 1: I have nothing but love for Philadelphia for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life. Growing up. You're from Ghana, if I'm
Speaker 1: not mistaken, right, Ghana Liberia. You know those are my
Speaker 1: two countries. Okay, And I see you go home, you
Speaker 1: go home a lot, can't. Yeah. I fell in love
Speaker 1: with Ghana all over again. Man. You know, I mean,
Speaker 1: what probably did it? You know, we're all especially with
Speaker 1: the whole thing that went down with Joy Floor and
Speaker 1: all that stuff that went Now, it made me felt like,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, maybe Africa is where we
Speaker 1: really It's where I need to put my concentration on
Speaker 1: because at one point I felt like, you know, was
Speaker 1: America really for black people? Right? I felt that way
Speaker 1: at one time. You know. Baby. It was emotional where
Speaker 1: everything that was going on, you know, and I sat
Speaker 1: and I thought about everything, you know, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, let me get a home at home just
Speaker 1: in case I need to run away. So I got
Speaker 1: a home there. I go home every other month. But
Speaker 1: the most important thing I'm doing at home is I'm
Speaker 1: building a school. Did you know that. No, I did
Speaker 1: not know that, even though I'm fine all the fucked
Speaker 1: up ship and you can't find what I did. Oh hello,
Speaker 1: you got a home in Delaware. You got a home
Speaker 1: and fairly got a home at Ghana. I'm about to
Speaker 1: start telling jokes. I better get telling be some jokes, y'all.
Speaker 1: I ain't got but one home. You got three, so
Speaker 1: you hate it. I'm building a school in Ghana. Did
Speaker 1: you know that I'm giving back? I'm build a school
Speaker 1: in the village. Now, one thing about Ghana. On most
Speaker 1: of Africa, you know, we have like government schools, which
Speaker 1: just consider public schools, and I have private schools. Right,
Speaker 1: government schools are they? One's supposed to be free, But
Speaker 1: it's still got a few experenses here we need. You know,
Speaker 1: those fill up fast or they'll overcrowded with kids. And
Speaker 1: then if you don't get any time and you can't
Speaker 1: afford to go to school, gets what happened? You don't
Speaker 1: go to school? Right? You just hang around the marketplace,
Speaker 1: help your mother whatever. So I said to myself, you
Speaker 1: know you're gonna school. I'm gonna I'm gonna get a
Speaker 1: private school and let all the kids get a scholarship.
Speaker 1: How many? How many? How many students will be allowed
Speaker 1: to go to your school? Two hundred? I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be equivalent to like first to ninth grade.
Speaker 1: They recently made ten to eleven twelfth grade free. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm not Let me go to the one that's
Speaker 1: not free, right, which is first to ninth and let
Speaker 1: me twenty five kids per class, right, and then let
Speaker 1: them all get a scholarship. You know where I'll be.
Speaker 1: I'll be pretty much paying for this out of my pocket.
Speaker 1: I was amazing. Yeah, you'll be blessed with that. Did
Speaker 1: you did you? Did you always want to do that?
Speaker 1: What made you decide to say, you know what, I
Speaker 1: want to build to school? This is why I did it.
Speaker 1: So when I came to the States, I didn't get
Speaker 1: to go back to Africa until about me fifteen years later. Wow,
Speaker 1: I went fifteen years when I was seeing my brothers
Speaker 1: and sisters, okay, you know, because we could. It was
Speaker 1: people don't understand you know this, This thing is easy, right,
Speaker 1: especially coming from a black continent to come to America
Speaker 1: is the hardest person to get a visa too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm at one point I finally made some money after
Speaker 1: doing Next Friday. I bought all my brothers and them
Speaker 1: plane tickets to come to America, and they went to
Speaker 1: go get a visa and they got denied. You get
Speaker 1: denied ninety percent of the time Jamaicans get you know,
Speaker 1: any when you come in from a black country, right,
Speaker 1: your parents don't need visa to come here, right. You know,
Speaker 1: when you come in from a black country, you have
Speaker 1: to prove that you're gonna take your ass to help back.
Speaker 1: They have to know that you're gonna go back. So
Speaker 1: how I didn't know that. You gotta, like, if you're married,
Speaker 1: your wife gotta be there, you gotta have kids, and
Speaker 1: you have to you have to show you have money
Speaker 1: in that bank. You have a reason to go back, right,
Speaker 1: you know. But you can improve all of those you
Speaker 1: get denied. So it took me fifteen years to go back,
Speaker 1: because of course I had stuff from nothing. I had
Speaker 1: no money I had. You know, Once I was able
Speaker 1: to make some money, I said, let me go and
Speaker 1: see my people, right, So I went back, and then
Speaker 1: that had to be a big change. Fifteen years. People change,
Speaker 1: There's a lot of there's a lot of change in
Speaker 1: fifteen days. There's a lot of change in fifteen years.
Speaker 1: At that moment, where I went to in my you know,
Speaker 1: my little town or or close. It's a town. It's
Speaker 1: not quite the village, right, it's close. It's little village enough.
Speaker 1: And I remember being at this place as a as
Speaker 1: a little kid, you know, when I was like three
Speaker 1: years old. I remember being there. I'm three years old,
Speaker 1: and when I went back, I actually went back there
Speaker 1: eight years old again. But I went back twenty fifteen
Speaker 1: years later and looked the same to me. You know,
Speaker 1: then I'm not going through the marketplace to buy stuff,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I see kids in the marketplace during
Speaker 1: school hours. So I'm like, I'm like, why these kids
Speaker 1: out in school? Right then I found out that the
Speaker 1: government schools fills up. They can't afford to go to school,
Speaker 1: so they're just out here helping their mothers self free
Speaker 1: or whatever they're So I'm like, okay, So I went
Speaker 1: to the the nearest school, the local school. At that time,
Speaker 1: this is a this is a year two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: I just didn't movie next Friday, right, So I went
Speaker 1: to the local school. I'm like, you know what it
Speaker 1: costs to go to school? And I found out it
Speaker 1: was at that time it was my eighty dollars a
Speaker 1: year for a kid to go to school. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we spent that shit at the bar, right, you know?
Speaker 1: So my mother going back and like grabbing like four
Speaker 1: kids talking to their parents. I'm like, you know, let
Speaker 1: me pay for that school for the next whatever money. Yea,
Speaker 1: it wasn't much, twenty five hundred dollars whatever it was
Speaker 1: cost me and I pay for them to go to school.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, then then I started thinking about I
Speaker 1: need to do something about this. You know, I can't
Speaker 1: go pay for every kid going to school. Maybe one
Speaker 1: day I would build my own school. And when I
Speaker 1: got to the point where I was able to do it,
Speaker 1: which is now, decided to make it happen. You you're
Speaker 1: the thirteenth child. No, my mother and my mom have
Speaker 1: eight kids. I'm number five. What the hell hold on
Speaker 1: it says you have thirteen? What are you sure that's
Speaker 1: why I came to America at thirteen years old? Maybe
Speaker 1: that's where that is? Nah, my mother? Are you children?
Speaker 1: Are you the youngest debate? I'm the youngest son, I'm
Speaker 1: the youngest son, older oldest, The oldest is a boy,
Speaker 1: the oldest a boy. He's not been to America. He's
Speaker 1: a frank have a kid every week and say his
Speaker 1: wife is probably pregnant right now. This is he's a
Speaker 1: broken father, father, foot man on earth. This guy I
Speaker 1: go every time I go to visit Mike. I have
Speaker 1: a new son. I got a job. Does he ever say, Mike,
Speaker 1: I got a new job? Never? Never a new job?
Speaker 1: Look at your nephew. You just want some money. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the youngest son of eight. I have two younger sisters,
Speaker 1: Annie Annie, who's Eli's mine? And then Dorcas. How many
Speaker 1: of your brothers and sisters are in America? Uh, let
Speaker 1: me see the other one? I was here, moved back
Speaker 1: the only other one that two are hit one. One
Speaker 1: goes back and forth, you know, he's always just every
Speaker 1: family is one slow god. You know, David is a
Speaker 1: slow one. You know, he goes back and forth. He
Speaker 1: always ad like he's doing something. He run the mission
Speaker 1: or he's doing things. I'm like David whatever, you know.
Speaker 1: But yet, but two mother brothers are here. Uh just
Speaker 1: you know, and they're all the crazy mother. They're all
Speaker 1: live in homes that I've given him, every one of
Speaker 1: my brothers lived in home that I've given him back
Speaker 1: in Philly, like my my David lived in my first home. Joseph,
Speaker 1: who will moved back. He lived in my other home.
Speaker 1: Gabriel lived in lived in my home that I he
Speaker 1: he lived him for four years, I said, and I
Speaker 1: give him four years. You know, he was going through situated. Situated.
Speaker 1: He going through some stuff, I say, He said, you
Speaker 1: know I'm struggling out. I said, no problem. You know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be spending time in Cali, stay in his house,
Speaker 1: you know, five bedroom house with your family, you know.
Speaker 1: And three years into where I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: your wife working, you working, you live for free for
Speaker 1: four for three years, I'm gonna give you one more year.
Speaker 1: I'm you know you have to. I'm gonna leave my
Speaker 1: house back right And he, you know, he eventually left
Speaker 1: out after that when the time I was up, He's
Speaker 1: mad at me because you know, more free living. But
Speaker 1: you're game, you game four years and four years and
Speaker 1: bought an SUV for I'm gonna do ubers like I
Speaker 1: put my suburban cash money out like that, you know,
Speaker 1: get your family back together. He eventually traded it in
Speaker 1: for another car. But you know what it is. It's
Speaker 1: like I've done my good. That's why I'm blasted, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I've done everything I could
Speaker 1: do what God touched me to do. You know, man,
Speaker 1: I'll be watching your ig man and that stuff you'd
Speaker 1: be eating. Bro, the chicken feet. I mean, I've ate
Speaker 1: chicken feet growing up, but I I you know, I
Speaker 1: kind of lost my taste for him, you know once
Speaker 1: I started. Yeah chicken you from the south side, I'm
Speaker 1: from the south side. Yeah, rules Georgia. It's still slavesy on,
Speaker 1: they are free? Is it on the map? Because I
Speaker 1: think I saw it. I went at one time and
Speaker 1: look at it. I look at the map. Mean it's
Speaker 1: like it's not here no more. The town is still there.
Speaker 1: I love chicken feet. I like fish eyes when I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why I come home, Bro, I can't. I can't eat
Speaker 1: the fish when the head on, cut the head off, brains,
Speaker 1: cut the head off. That's the best part of the fishing.
Speaker 1: Oh man, come on, Mike, Oh eyes on me. Man.
Speaker 1: If that's the only time that you get to eat
Speaker 1: like that is when you go back home, or do
Speaker 1: you fish eyes in America? But when I go home, man,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go. I'm on towards towards over labor.
Speaker 1: They memorial of their weekend. I'm going home for like
Speaker 1: three weeks. I'm gonna eat my African food every day.
Speaker 1: Bang my African side chicks. You ain't got no African
Speaker 1: side chicks. I got African sick. Hello. Ain't nobody gonna
Speaker 1: be waiting for you to come back once once a
Speaker 1: year or twice a year and nobody to wait like that? No,
Speaker 1: they're not. They went for the mutumbobo. They win for
Speaker 1: the mutumbo. They win for their hits to recommend that
Speaker 1: black infection. It's on this way, dare you at your bad? Magical?
Speaker 1: So so and Ganad was a typical Galad dish. Uh.
Speaker 1: Food food? The thing with yeah what what what actually
Speaker 1: is foo foo? Well? Food food is doesn't really have
Speaker 1: a taste. Okay. Food food is like Doughey, you know,
Speaker 1: there's different ways of making That's the what y'all be
Speaker 1: eating with your hand. Yeah, food food. The thing with
Speaker 1: food food is not about food food, It's about this
Speaker 1: different soup you make to go with it. Okay, my
Speaker 1: favorite soup is peanut butter stup soup. What kind of
Speaker 1: peanut butter peanut. But when they cooked peanut butter soup,
Speaker 1: you won't even you won't even know it's a pinnut
Speaker 1: butter soup. Yeah, pinnut butter soup. You have like light soup,
Speaker 1: which is like a pepper soup with tomatoes paste, and
Speaker 1: then you have like palm nut soup, O curs super.
Speaker 1: So many different soups you make with what mean, different meat?
Speaker 1: Go go add some cow, chicken, some fish. Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: so the taste is not in the food for itself.
Speaker 1: The taste is more in a different soup. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say I'm more I'm more of me. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't really care for the soups I want. I
Speaker 1: want to get filled up on meat. You're a meat guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, so yeah, yeah you could you have good?
Speaker 1: Have you done in Africa? I have not no country
Speaker 1: at all? No, that's I think that's why you look
Speaker 1: like that's never been in this. Actually you would fit
Speaker 1: right in. I know, Hey, I trust I trace my ancestry.
Speaker 1: I'm ninety percent Nigeria. Yeah, I Nigerians are like you
Speaker 1: know the bag. Yeah, you're definitely more like ninety none.
Speaker 1: You know, you just came from Nigeria. I will go.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. What is there a
Speaker 1: city in America that you've been to? Like? Okay, this
Speaker 1: kind of reminds me. I mean because I know early
Speaker 1: on that yeah, you do big venues now, but I
Speaker 1: know there were times when you were growing up the
Speaker 1: venues weren't always like they are in this city where
Speaker 1: you're from. Yes, So what is any city that what
Speaker 1: reminds you of? Where are you from? Mississippi. I'm just kidding, Manna, No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Ghana is very beautiful. In fact, most I mean Africa
Speaker 1: has really you know, developed, Ghana especially. It's a great
Speaker 1: place to vacation. You know, it's one of the most
Speaker 1: peaceful country in Africa. Never been a civil war never.
Speaker 1: Gunans are very peaceful people. Food is great, nightlife is good.
Speaker 1: I mean, I look at Ghana, it's like the Dubai
Speaker 1: of Africa. You know, people, But what did Joelburgh I thought?
Speaker 1: I thought, Joe Burg, I thought South Africa and that's
Speaker 1: that's that's White Africa. No dispect of South Africa. Please,
Speaker 1: I want to come there and do a show. But
Speaker 1: that's what I'm going. I'm going. I'm going maybe I
Speaker 1: go to West Africa. I'm okay, this is why I
Speaker 1: want to go. I want to go to I want
Speaker 1: to obviously I got to go. I want to go
Speaker 1: to Robin's Island. I want to go to Kenya. Okay,
Speaker 1: Kya is good. Kenya. I've never been a Kenya. That's East.
Speaker 1: I've been to Ethiopia. Yeah, that was nice. I've been.
Speaker 1: I want to do Kenya. I want to do Times
Speaker 1: in the Air. Yeah, you know, I want to do Safari.
Speaker 1: So I I think I'm thinking. I'm lining it up
Speaker 1: for my fifty fifth birthday. So yeah, you gotta make
Speaker 1: it to like gone. Now Nigeria. You know, I ain't
Speaker 1: got bread like that. I can't be staying over there.
Speaker 1: You ever think I'll be staying for a mud y'all
Speaker 1: got step for my mind? Just gonna spend like a
Speaker 1: you know, four or five days in every city, every country.
Speaker 1: No go to Lagas. Did I just tell you I
Speaker 1: ain't got no bread like that? Seriously? Man? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you do all your NFL money though you're smoking. Man,
Speaker 1: you smoke your money. You got. I got got kid
Speaker 1: like you do. I gotta I gotta take care of
Speaker 1: the family. I got kid got a daughter in man school,
Speaker 1: so she wasn't smart enough to get a free scholarship.
Speaker 1: What happened? Man? She got Now you didn't get no scholarship? Yeah, me,
Speaker 1: I was a scholarship scholarship. That's messed up, man. So
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. What was your perception
Speaker 1: of America before you got to America? Man? I thought, y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all wash your hands with soda and wipe y'all ass
Speaker 1: with money. I came in. That's some bullshit. Man, We
Speaker 1: worked just to p bills. Yeah, that's what most American
Speaker 1: families do. My goodness, I'm like my family back home thinking,
Speaker 1: you know, we're here turning up is the man? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's different now, right, you know? But like when we
Speaker 1: my mother worked at McDonald's. Right, we came in, We
Speaker 1: ate all the left of the food she brought over.
Speaker 1: But that was good. I get a light McDonald I
Speaker 1: get a light McDonald's thirty six days in the row.
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to see another Burger
Speaker 1: in my life again. I hate the Big Mac thirty
Speaker 1: six days in the row. The transition Africa, you like, okay,
Speaker 1: got this culture, It's totally different. It's not like you
Speaker 1: moved from one African country to another one. You moved
Speaker 1: to a whole different card, a whole different way of life,
Speaker 1: a whole different way of thinking. I landed in New Jersey,
Speaker 1: and I landed in New York and play Land and
Speaker 1: Jeff Care and then my mother's going to New York.
Speaker 1: My mother is an evangelist, so she traveled the word,
Speaker 1: preaching the gospel. That's how she met friends in America.
Speaker 1: And that's how I was it with what happened to you? Man,
Speaker 1: you know what happened. Preach your kids work, preach your
Speaker 1: kids are the double. But that's how we ended up here.
Speaker 1: You know, the gospel brought us here, and comedy is
Speaker 1: gonna get us out. But I landed early April. It
Speaker 1: was by thirty degrees. Yes, I went from heat to
Speaker 1: like a refrigerator freezer. I'm like, what is good? I
Speaker 1: hit my first week in America. I was ready to
Speaker 1: go back home. Doesn't get cold in Africa? How cold
Speaker 1: are you getting? No? Like spring is ninety degrees, winter
Speaker 1: is eighty five, summertime is hell? Noah, we know we
Speaker 1: have rainy season, at least in West Africa. South Africa.
Speaker 1: You know, it might snow, it might get cold, but
Speaker 1: where I'm from, it is like rainy and dry season.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be rainy or it's gonna be dry. So
Speaker 1: when it rains, you know, the temperature might go down
Speaker 1: to eighty three. That's how winter. Explaining when did you
Speaker 1: want to get into fashion? When did you want to
Speaker 1: do clothes? So you know what I'm I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be. I'm gonna be Michael Blacks And this is
Speaker 1: this is who I am. It started from when I
Speaker 1: came to America. So when I came here, mind you,
Speaker 1: I left Africa. I left also like coming to America,
Speaker 1: was anybody using Eddie came bridge, I came. I was
Speaker 1: a homeless African Okay, Eddie came here with money and
Speaker 1: coming to America, right all right? So with me when
Speaker 1: I was a kid in Africa, I remember is girls
Speaker 1: like guys were new clothes. Right now we got a
Speaker 1: brand new clothes. That's how you get the girls right,
Speaker 1: you know. And I remember it wasn't we didn't care
Speaker 1: about braindst have changed now, right back then there was
Speaker 1: we didn't. We didn't care about brains. We didn't care
Speaker 1: out facchi and you know, Couche and Nike and pull
Speaker 1: him all that stuff. As long as it was brand new, Gris,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. He has new clothes, and next you know,
Speaker 1: you got a girlfriend because you got a new outfit. Right,
Speaker 1: thirteen years old? Right, I can't tell America. I thought
Speaker 1: it was the same thing. So mind you. My mother
Speaker 1: worked at McDonald and she made fifty dollars a week,
Speaker 1: and my mom had taking me school shopping before school.
Speaker 1: You know, my mother bought me some sneakers in path
Speaker 1: Mark path Mooker is a grocery store. She bought chicken
Speaker 1: and bought sneakers. I was wearing chicken flavor sneakers, my
Speaker 1: first pets sneakers. Was called in action, all right, but
Speaker 1: I didn't care. I didn't know our care was brand new. Right.
Speaker 1: She went to McQuary's member quaries. It's like a Woolworth
Speaker 1: bought me. She was in the church, so she bought
Speaker 1: me some dress pants and church shirt. But it was
Speaker 1: brand new, right, somber I got dressed. All you cared about.
Speaker 1: It was brand new. I'm here and I went home,
Speaker 1: got my new clothes my first Dale school. I'm aout
Speaker 1: shitting all these haters brand new in actions. My church
Speaker 1: pants and my church shirt brand new. I even left
Speaker 1: the tag on it to the noise new tags. At
Speaker 1: six ninety nine, I went to school when the kids
Speaker 1: started laughing, I'm like, what are you laughing at? They said,
Speaker 1: what the hell you got on? I said, what you mean?
Speaker 1: Would I have on? This is brand new, it's never
Speaker 1: been worn. Man. They lit my ass up. I was
Speaker 1: roasted for two years. We can't afford a night, kid,
Speaker 1: I want to like, they want thirty dollars for them things, right,
Speaker 1: you know. And two years later I was able to
Speaker 1: get a job as a kid selling Kenny's door to door.
Speaker 1: I learned this one guy who used to like I
Speaker 1: don't know how I got hooked up with it. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's somebody from school whatever. And they said, this guy
Speaker 1: to take us to like rich neighborhoods, rich white neighborhoods,
Speaker 1: and we go lie to them pretty much, right, you know.
Speaker 1: We sell box of candy that you know that's costing
Speaker 1: maybe fifty cents a box. We'll go to knock on
Speaker 1: these rich people's door. Hey, I'm Michael Blackson for the
Speaker 1: Mount Cavalry Youth Court. I'm here. Had to start at
Speaker 1: Mount Calvary. Minds, it's not a church, but this guy
Speaker 1: was Muslim. Yeah, he was Muslim man taking us to it,
Speaker 1: and we saying church. Make a long story short. We
Speaker 1: sold these candies for three thousand and fifties in the box,
Speaker 1: and we made seventy five cents out of every box
Speaker 1: that we sold. So I started making my seventy five
Speaker 1: dollars a week, and I saved my money. I had
Speaker 1: to give my half to my mother. That's what one
Speaker 1: thing we did in Africa as kids. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: want to help a bill, you can you give half
Speaker 1: the money to your mom. So I get half to
Speaker 1: my mom, saved the other half. And I remember I
Speaker 1: went got my first pair of Wrangler jeans. Who Wrangler,
Speaker 1: not Lee, not Levi, not Cavalclad. You had the Wrangler.
Speaker 1: So now I went to uh was it tenth grade
Speaker 1: in Baron Jo High in New York, New Jersey. I
Speaker 1: mean going into school in tenth grade. Imember my first
Speaker 1: I had Reboke. I remember my first player of Reboke,
Speaker 1: and then I had my Wrangler Lee James Lee jeans
Speaker 1: and some Natigra shirt. All of a sudden, now people
Speaker 1: want to I have friends now nobody's rose to me anymore.
Speaker 1: So I set on myself. Man, whenever I make money,
Speaker 1: I'd be the baddest drafting, be dressed and nine. So
Speaker 1: is that so when the kids that were roasting you,
Speaker 1: did you know you always wanted to be a comedian?
Speaker 1: Did you know you were always funny? Never I know
Speaker 1: I did, this would come. I'm fell on my lap.
Speaker 1: I mama come into what was about to move to
Speaker 1: the Philly. I remember my sister came first. The reason
Speaker 1: why I came a week later because while I was
Speaker 1: in Jersey, I was a smart kid. In fact, one time,
Speaker 1: I remember me. I remember my last year and I
Speaker 1: went to a junior high. So the junior high was
Speaker 1: like seventh, eighth, and ninth grade. We graduated at ninth grade.
Speaker 1: I mama the ninth grade first semester, I mama getting
Speaker 1: aids and bees. And I remember one time I'm getting
Speaker 1: on a bus and this school bully found out everybody
Speaker 1: had good grades. This guy suck a punch the hell
Speaker 1: out of me because I had good grades. I never
Speaker 1: forget that, Okay, you know, and then what the hell,
Speaker 1: what the hell does that mean? I still got a
Speaker 1: good cutey No, I didn't, but I hope you would
Speaker 1: have sppt me your knie because you didn't see nothing.
Speaker 1: You to probably shadow box. It was broad day light.
Speaker 1: So I've been building my whole life. But so I didn't.
Speaker 1: So the reason why I had good grades, That's why
Speaker 1: it came to good grades. And I and during that summer,
Speaker 1: I was in a pre college program, right, so it
Speaker 1: was all the smart kids went through like it was
Speaker 1: like an n J I T all these different colleges
Speaker 1: had smart kids for the summer and we're all invited
Speaker 1: to be an extra in the movie Lean on Me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Clark, Free miss out Clark. That's my line, free
Speaker 1: miss out Clark. No no, no no, ha ha ha
Speaker 1: that's my line. Okay, got paid seventy five dollars a day.
Speaker 1: I'm rich. And then so I had to wait a
Speaker 1: week because I was doing that movie. And so I
Speaker 1: remember coming through Philly, and I remember when the movie
Speaker 1: came out out. You know, I was an extra. People
Speaker 1: are like recognized its like, was you moving in on me?
Speaker 1: I'm not, yeah, yes, you know. So it gave me
Speaker 1: that first stardom thing, you know, but I still wasn't
Speaker 1: thinking about comedy. Comedy that's when the TV came here.
Speaker 1: Like man eyeballs, people see, they recognize, okay, And I
Speaker 1: remember my so my last year. I think the comedy
Speaker 1: started coming out my last year of eleventh grade, when
Speaker 1: I was about to go to twelfth grade. So now
Speaker 1: you're about to go from a junior to a senior.
Speaker 1: You want to make a name for yourself. When you're
Speaker 1: a senior, you want everybody to know you. So I
Speaker 1: remember the eleventh grade, the last year, we had like
Speaker 1: a talent show, and I remember the funniest guy in
Speaker 1: the school didn't end up being a comedian, So we
Speaker 1: did this thing called the Senior Hall Show, right, So
Speaker 1: he was a senio and I played a guest. I
Speaker 1: played Nelson Mandela and I remember being a guest and
Speaker 1: I started talking like trying to talk like Nelson. That's
Speaker 1: when the comedies kind of started a little bit. And then,
Speaker 1: mind you, I was working at my job in Philly.
Speaker 1: I worked at Dominant Pizza from like age fifteen, started
Speaker 1: off and swinging phones, learned how to deliver pieces on
Speaker 1: a bike. I end up eventually end up being a
Speaker 1: manager at Like. I didn't leave there that I was
Speaker 1: like twenty two years old. When I got fired, Right,
Speaker 1: you got fired? How you got fired? I get to that, Okay, nigga.
Speaker 1: So I'm been working at Dominos and I was at
Speaker 1: this point I was I'm like twenty one. I was
Speaker 1: a manager. I was hiring and firing. I remember I
Speaker 1: hire this guy and he took the job as a
Speaker 1: part time job to make tips a lot of poole
Speaker 1: did a job for tips every night and make thirty
Speaker 1: forty fifty bucks a night. And this guy was an
Speaker 1: acting teacher at the Philadelphia Community College. And then he
Speaker 1: hung around me all the time. You like, Mike, you
Speaker 1: funny man. She go to open mic. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: is that? You said? That's way you know you started off.
Speaker 1: He's like, help you get your first five minutes together.
Speaker 1: So you know, helped me. He said, we want to
Speaker 1: what's like, tell me about yourself. And then we put
Speaker 1: our first five minutes together. And I started going to
Speaker 1: open mic, and uh, this was like summer of ninety three,
Speaker 1: ninety four, and it started from there. I started from there.
Speaker 1: How did you get fired from Dominos? Well, at that point,
Speaker 1: I was taking comedy more serious than my job. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, I was a manager. I remember going to
Speaker 1: New York to do this thing called the Uptown Comedy Club. Yep,
Speaker 1: it was on TV on UPN I did appearance on it,
Speaker 1: and in mind, my assistant manager didn't show up the work,
Speaker 1: so the store didn't open. And that's that happened to
Speaker 1: be the same day the general managers decided to show
Speaker 1: up a lot of these a lot of these fast
Speaker 1: food franchise the big bosses just shows up anytime they want,
Speaker 1: just to catch you up guard right, you know. And
Speaker 1: they happened to show up the show up this day
Speaker 1: that nobody's store is not open. Nobody's there. And then
Speaker 1: it was a It wasn't a corporation, was a franchise,
Speaker 1: so they could make their own decisions to fire me
Speaker 1: because I was in there to run the store, and
Speaker 1: because my assistant didn't show up, it was my responsibility.
Speaker 1: So I lost my job and had a stuff from
Speaker 1: I mean, I was doing really good at that point.
Speaker 1: I was making my twenty thousand a year. That's good
Speaker 1: money nineteen ninety four, right, you know. So I had
Speaker 1: to start all over. My car guy repossess. I had
Speaker 1: to move back home with my mother. I had to
Speaker 1: start all the way from the bottom up and you know,
Speaker 1: and start all over. How did that? How did the bullying?
Speaker 1: How did that impact you? Because you say you you're
Speaker 1: smart because you got good grades. He suck a punch.
Speaker 1: Did it make you go into a shield like I
Speaker 1: don't want anyone to know. Let me just do, Let
Speaker 1: me just tell joke, keep people laughing. Oh no, that
Speaker 1: was way before me in comedy. That was well, I
Speaker 1: mean it just made me. That was my first bullying
Speaker 1: experience in America, right, like Dan, these people was so mean, right,
Speaker 1: sobody just came and suck a punch, no reason, that's
Speaker 1: all of that. I felt that when Chris Wrog got
Speaker 1: smacked all that kids just it's just a bad feeling.
Speaker 1: I hate bullies, right, I hate anybody that bully anybody's
Speaker 1: that's my uh, you know what I'm saying. So the
Speaker 1: reason why I mentioned that whole thing was because I
Speaker 1: was trying to get to high. I end up in
Speaker 1: a movie Lean on me because I was a smart kid,
Speaker 1: and I remember that happening to me because I was smart.
Speaker 1: Right when you first started, you wanted she can used
Speaker 1: on stage booting. Yes, Why I think when anything you do,
Speaker 1: any job, it takes about three years to know exactly
Speaker 1: where you want to go hide. If you're in the NFL,
Speaker 1: three years into the NFL, you should be good, right,
Speaker 1: you should know exactly what type of player you are.
Speaker 1: You're not going on the first year of second year.
Speaker 1: That's it's something about three years, right. So it was
Speaker 1: three years into my comedy. Prior to me going barefooted
Speaker 1: with a dashiki, I dressed regular, you know. And I'll
Speaker 1: talk regular because I didn't use a lot of energy
Speaker 1: when I when I go on stage there, I use
Speaker 1: a lot of engines. Yea, so aways when I use energy,
Speaker 1: my excent just comes out. Yes, tell me to the
Speaker 1: you know. But I was more calm, you know. My
Speaker 1: jokes was real different. When I started. My jokes are
Speaker 1: like I was real skinning. I was like half this.
Speaker 1: I'll go on stage and be like, what you mean
Speaker 1: you only wear a hart of power right now? So
Speaker 1: you fifty power? I was fifty eight. Don't wear my
Speaker 1: eight pounds but a second. But I remember I go
Speaker 1: on stage. I was so skinny. I'll go on stage
Speaker 1: and be like, slim fast really works. And I was like, Uh.
Speaker 1: When I first came to America, all my friends try
Speaker 1: to make me feel at home, so they didn't feed
Speaker 1: me for a month. It was like real calm jokes, right,
Speaker 1: and I would just so I'm three years into comedy.
Speaker 1: I was on stage some hood place in Philly called
Speaker 1: Morgans in like Germantown part of Philadelphia, and at my
Speaker 1: mom on stage and I made front of like a
Speaker 1: family member, like my uncle or something, and I talked
Speaker 1: with the accident. I brought my uncle accent out right,
Speaker 1: and everything I said in an accident was extra funny.
Speaker 1: Everything I said in it, And I'm like, damn, they
Speaker 1: laugh at everything in an accent. Why didn't I just
Speaker 1: talk like that? Right? So I'm like, well, if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk like this, I gotta put his clothes on
Speaker 1: right now. I don't even know shoes, and take my shoes.
Speaker 1: I'n beat the village. And then my career went up,
Speaker 1: you know. But then you don't gonna then maybe twenty
Speaker 1: thirteen is kind of like when I killed it, right,
Speaker 1: So I wore it. I did it. I shiki from
Speaker 1: like we're talking about like two thousand hmmm, nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 1: right ninety nine to like two thousand and tennis, you know,
Speaker 1: and then when social media came out. I made a
Speaker 1: name for myself, and then I started to be more vulgar.
Speaker 1: I went from like that clean comic to like what's
Speaker 1: really in me? Right? You know? And when that's when
Speaker 1: I started doing that, I didn't feel right cussing in
Speaker 1: my African guard. Right. It was too royal, it's too respectful, right,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna take this off and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: beat myself. Right, And that's why I'm like this naw
Speaker 1: Ti big time entertainment king of the trap. Uh. We
Speaker 1: know what he is on that side of the entertainment.
Speaker 1: Recently he decided to go embark upon your side of
Speaker 1: the entertainment. Yeah, got booed. I don't know if t
Speaker 1: I had never been booed before when you had the
Speaker 1: success that he's had, probably didn't get booed. What advice
Speaker 1: I think I saw you? I didn't life when right
Speaker 1: that since it happened in a life Yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and talked about it. What what advice? What advice would
Speaker 1: you give him? Because me, I'm a type of guy.
Speaker 1: If I ain't good at something, I ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: able to do it. I got can't. I can't do well.
Speaker 1: I know with comedy. The grittis have been booed. You
Speaker 1: ain't make it, So you've been booed. Everybody has been boomed.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. You hadn't made it in something
Speaker 1: else and been successful at that. Most comedians ain't been
Speaker 1: successful at something else. Yeah, it's easy to get booed
Speaker 1: when you've never had the level of success that he's enjoyed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's in he's going through a whole different type
Speaker 1: of gig, you know, in the wrong city. Booed in
Speaker 1: the comedy club side the same as booing on the
Speaker 1: football field boom you fuck, Yeah, it sounds the same. Well,
Speaker 1: New York is a rough place, yeah, you know. And
Speaker 1: the thing about it is he needed that to realize that,
Speaker 1: you know, this is not a joke that you're doing
Speaker 1: it yet, you know. So he learned from it, and honestly,
Speaker 1: since then he's been you know, he got better, you know.
Speaker 1: But he think he's been so successful in what he does,
Speaker 1: you know. So he's very cocky about it, right, you know,
Speaker 1: and honest and I see that because the most commedians
Speaker 1: don't wait out late to get started, though none of
Speaker 1: the don't. But even if the dude you know, we
Speaker 1: you go through a process, but it's different now nowadays.
Speaker 1: You know, you could just start doing skits. Let's go
Speaker 1: through the new comics. Now you can start doing skits
Speaker 1: and next thing you know, you're end up being a comedian.
Speaker 1: People that are successful in that, like DC Young fly right,
Speaker 1: he was a guy that just started off roasting people
Speaker 1: and now he's a hell of a comedian, right yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, proud of him. Love this kid. And I
Speaker 1: remember when he started seven years ago. You know, he
Speaker 1: was on there making fun of everybody and then he
Speaker 1: made him roasted each other. And like now he's on
Speaker 1: tour with me. He's on the tour, right, and he's
Speaker 1: helping selling tickets. He's the biggest, probably the one the
Speaker 1: biggest influence on the tour because he's has eleven million followers,
Speaker 1: right Ti. He's a superstar and you know, and so
Speaker 1: he's gonna get the respect, right you know, he rather
Speaker 1: respect as a star, you know, but he can't take
Speaker 1: advantage of it. You gotta still understand he's trying to
Speaker 1: do comedy here, right. You know. My biggest advice to
Speaker 1: him was, like, you know, startup hosting a show. When
Speaker 1: your host there's no pressure, right, you know, you go
Speaker 1: up there, crack a couple of jokes, bring on the
Speaker 1: next comedian, right. But he know, he just so he
Speaker 1: wants to he's ready to headline, right, And so he
Speaker 1: has to learn, you know, he has to learn the hardware.
Speaker 1: And I think that Boeing humbled him, yes, and brought
Speaker 1: him to reality. And he had to go back there
Speaker 1: drawing board. And then following day he was in Atlanta
Speaker 1: performing and he did well. What do you like most
Speaker 1: about Tory? I mean, I guess making money. That's it's
Speaker 1: a job. Now, don't get I enjoyed a hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Enjoyed telling jokes and making people laugh. I mean, and
Speaker 1: I've been doing this twenty seven years. I performed last
Speaker 1: night in Long Beach and it's like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just a great feeling getting on stage and making people laugh.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like a doctor. I'm a therapist.
Speaker 1: You know you're feeling bad, You come out to a
Speaker 1: comedy club you haven't seen. It will make you feel better,
Speaker 1: make you forget about your problems till you get home.
Speaker 1: Then you on your own. Mother sucker, what's your worst purchase?
Speaker 1: You seem like a guy You're extravagant. You like to
Speaker 1: dress up. You like nice things. I've seen you know
Speaker 1: you be suiting the booty. You talk about your eyes.
Speaker 1: What was your work? What's the worst purchase? Michael Blacks
Speaker 1: lever made damn and not the thing about it. I'm
Speaker 1: not the I'm trying to think, you know, what's the
Speaker 1: what's the worst purchase in my life? God? Trying if
Speaker 1: I bought something that appreciate it, I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: think of I mean saying, gotta be something expensive, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I can't even say my car. And I
Speaker 1: know I spent a lot of money for my car,
Speaker 1: but at least no I'm African. Okay, they least things through.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Okay, we live in Hollywood, we live
Speaker 1: in whatever you know. And now I understand why these
Speaker 1: guys fake it to to make it, because you know,
Speaker 1: all these guys come out if they go rent a
Speaker 1: Rose Roys and get a NB and B for house,
Speaker 1: took a picture and act like they own it. And
Speaker 1: they do all of that because we're in an era
Speaker 1: where nobody respect you or care about you if you
Speaker 1: don't have anything. You know, so a lot of time,
Speaker 1: you know, we do things for a reason. Like people
Speaker 1: only respect you by what they think you're worked. Right,
Speaker 1: if I'm coming to a meeting trying to get some money,
Speaker 1: If I drive up there with a Rose Roys whatever,
Speaker 1: this guy was playing on paying me. It just went
Speaker 1: up twenty thousand dollars. And you know what by looking
Speaker 1: at his car, she's not gonna take this offer. I
Speaker 1: gotta pay him this. You know, if I decide invite
Speaker 1: you to my pent house, if you're trying to pay
Speaker 1: me ten thousand dollars, now you're like, I got paid
Speaker 1: and got twenty, you know, And we do everything for
Speaker 1: everything's an image. People respect you by what to see.
Speaker 1: Nobody care about Brookman Me ain't got nothing. Anybody wanna
Speaker 1: be around you. Right. It's a shame, but that's the
Speaker 1: where we're living, you know. So I'm not I don't
Speaker 1: regret any materialistic thing that I've gone. Everything was done
Speaker 1: for a reason, as it was done for a reason,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: you know, when my kids are ready for college, they
Speaker 1: will be able to go to college. I don't need anything.
Speaker 1: Whatever I want, I could get it, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: giving back at the same time, you know, so there
Speaker 1: is no not being any bad purchase. You know, I
Speaker 1: came close to one time, but I didn't go through
Speaker 1: with it for some reason. I've been pretty good with,
Speaker 1: you know, dealing with money, right. And don't get wrong,
Speaker 1: I never want to college. It's just that just from
Speaker 1: being a kid and Penny Pitch and everything and giving
Speaker 1: mother half the money. Just knowing how to save money
Speaker 1: because that's what we did as kid. You don't in America,
Speaker 1: You guys, you just have a million out in the bank,
Speaker 1: but you'll go and get you a five million out
Speaker 1: of house like what you're doing that for it? Right?
Speaker 1: You know. When I'm from you want something, you save
Speaker 1: the money for it, and you get it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get you out of here on this one. Give me
Speaker 1: your mouth rushmore comedians. Uh. You know at one point
Speaker 1: I had, you know, to me, Eddie Murphy will stop
Speaker 1: God till today you could watch Raw and watch Delirious
Speaker 1: still relevant? Yes, and that thing is thirty five forty
Speaker 1: years old. Yes, I got pulled Eddie at one. And
Speaker 1: I know Richard Pryor, you know a lot of people
Speaker 1: feel like it's Richard Pryor. But I came to America
Speaker 1: doing to Eddie Eddie Murphy era. You know. So when
Speaker 1: I got here, I think Richard was pretty much he
Speaker 1: was more like just doing movies at the time, you know.
Speaker 1: So I had to go back to to you know,
Speaker 1: thirty him. You know, so I gotta pull, you know,
Speaker 1: and then I heard by some other personal things that
Speaker 1: he did a kind of like told me off a
Speaker 1: little bit. But I'm not gonna judge him for what
Speaker 1: he happened in his past. But I gotta pulled Eddie first.
Speaker 1: I pulled Richard Pryde number two. Then I have to
Speaker 1: go with current. You know, I've watched specials in the
Speaker 1: past twenty years, and for me, Chris Rock, every time
Speaker 1: you put out a special, it was special. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: Chris Rock took his time. Chris Rock put out special
Speaker 1: almost every five to eight years, right, you know, because
Speaker 1: I think a special has to be special, man. You
Speaker 1: have to put time and effort in to wait. And
Speaker 1: every special that Chris Rock did was special to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, so I would put Chris Rock at three,
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta then I gotta go with I
Speaker 1: gotta go with Dave. We got hell of a list,
Speaker 1: you know. The thing with Dave you know, Dave started
Speaker 1: off comedy. They were doing comedy for about fifteen years,
Speaker 1: and Blackboard didn't know dame right, you know, because he
Speaker 1: was more on that mainstream yea, with mainstream comic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: first time I saw the first time I heard of
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. No, he was in h the Plumps, another
Speaker 1: professor when he was Reggie, Yes, and then he was
Speaker 1: in Blue Street with Martins when he started doing black stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like he was doing comedy tenors before that. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I know that, I didn't know. I knew I was
Speaker 1: a contract. I didn't know. No, So, you know, because
Speaker 1: Dave was able to, like you know, start off as
Speaker 1: mainstream and was able to capture every audience. Yes, and
Speaker 1: now he's the top dog. Yes, you know. So I
Speaker 1: put him there as what we at for four that's it,
Speaker 1: that's all you get. He's top twelve, top five. No, No,
Speaker 1: my boy has four faces on it. That's it. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's top fourth. Because I was gonna be
Speaker 1: fit who Michael Blackson. Here's a man had come from
Speaker 1: a whole different continent and man and made a name
Speaker 1: for himself in comedy. The first man from the whole
Speaker 1: continent of Africa to be known America as a comedian
Speaker 1: the first. So I have to give myself credit for that,
Speaker 1: and I did it. Give credit. I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to do that. I wish I could though, I
Speaker 1: think you were coming by, but I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: covering to Africa. He looked Nigerian too, Hey, why you
Speaker 1: hate all my people? We know we had this beef
Speaker 1: on jelov rice. You know that abou jelov rice. Well,
Speaker 1: jelov rice. It's kind of like African version of fried rice.
Speaker 1: It's made totally differently. Ghana and Nigeria has been beefing
Speaker 1: on who has the best jelf Yeah, you know, and
Speaker 1: so it's been a big fight even we just we
Speaker 1: just had a you know, we had that soccer match
Speaker 1: to see who going to the World Cup. Ghana beat Nigeria,
Speaker 1: did it? Yes, Nigeria is eliminated. Your people ninety percent.
Speaker 1: All that muscles, you guys are all overgrown. Nigerians are
Speaker 1: just overgrown. You know. Gunn Is are like you know,
Speaker 1: we are are shorter, faster when it comes to soccer.
Speaker 1: You got n Gerians. You can't have football in soccer.
Speaker 1: You guys like five percent of the NFL players are Nigerians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, but yeah, so it's a big Jelov beef
Speaker 1: that has caused his whole beef, you know. But at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, you know, neither one of
Speaker 1: him have the best Jelov. Unfortunately, you know, we had
Speaker 1: the best Jelov who synagogue that's where originated from. I know,
Speaker 1: my guinea is gonna be very mad at me. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: please let me back in the country might come. But
Speaker 1: I had Synagogue Jelov about a month ago at this
Speaker 1: Jelov contest where I was allowed to taste Ghana Jelov
Speaker 1: Najelov synagde Jelov right, and I felt so embarrassed that
Speaker 1: synagogue tastes us someone but it originated is I found
Speaker 1: out it was originated in Synagrade. When you when you
Speaker 1: different places, do you try to find a local African
Speaker 1: spidery day everywhere I go. I found plays in La
Speaker 1: But then also I mean I cook. I've been cooking,
Speaker 1: you know. I was raising like Berrier in my African life.
Speaker 1: Most of my time's in like Berrier, like barriers are
Speaker 1: played with men how to cook at a young age. Right,
Speaker 1: you know, so I could still cook my African stew.
Speaker 1: I know, I haven't know where the African local African
Speaker 1: grocery store is to go and grab my stuff and cook,
Speaker 1: so I could cook it. And when I'm lazy, I'll
Speaker 1: go to the African restaurants in the area. I don't
Speaker 1: know who you're cooking. I'd be a hater. Man. You
Speaker 1: want some fish eyes? Nah? I do not want no
Speaker 1: fish as I do not. I'm sorry, cow's tongue. I
Speaker 1: have had caw tong you caw tom, But you got
Speaker 1: problem with fish eyes. Yeah, I've eaten Mount North, I've
Speaker 1: eaten you know, turkey orths. I've eating a lot of things, awesome, raccoon, turtle.
Speaker 1: I have a turtle. Have you had a rabbit? Yes, squirrel?
Speaker 1: He hit a bugs? Money? You ain't what you I did? Ye, exactly? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a rabbit. You know. I grew up in the rural South.
Speaker 1: I'm like a bush mouse, bush rat. No, I've had
Speaker 1: a bush well, what do you call it? You would
Speaker 1: have powsom so I had? Yeah? No, see all kinds
Speaker 1: of things man, Yeah, but I try to graduate it
Speaker 1: like vieno sauceages. I like, what if I make When
Speaker 1: I make some money, I ain't gonna eat that fardine
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. I ain't eat that what I'm
Speaker 1: good because you got money gonna yeah, yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1: That was the whole purpose. That's what drove, because I
Speaker 1: don't want to eat that. Every now I got money,
Speaker 1: I caut I quit four more fish eyes, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want the more fishy. I want the more
Speaker 1: fish eye fish heads. I don't want none of that.
Speaker 1: Fish Bruni is the best filet, chicken, turkey, some sea bass,
Speaker 1: I'm good, lamb chops, I'm good. Sea bass is good.
Speaker 1: Just get it with the head still tack. No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want the head. I don't want
Speaker 1: the head on the fish. I don't even want the
Speaker 1: head on the fish. The fish needs to come head remove.
Speaker 1: Are you're scared to look at the fish face? First
Speaker 1: of all, I don't want no flats anyway. I ain't
Speaker 1: picking up none of because I want no bones. No,
Speaker 1: I do not. It's gonna coming up so you can
Speaker 1: eat like any head up any animy no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, I wouldn't yup. I mean it's not
Speaker 1: really head like a good head like the haul hair.
Speaker 1: You saw his face. Yeah, I ain't eyes though you
Speaker 1: ate the ears. I can't. I only eat fish eyes.
Speaker 1: I don't eat you eat pig gears though, right. You
Speaker 1: know what my lady cooked it the other day. Pig gears. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: piggarsandwich but yeah with mustard. We from the game for
Speaker 1: Rule South Georgia. Man, I got free over there. Everybody's free. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we free. We've been free because I know I went
Speaker 1: close to I was and listening all you just followed me. Man,
Speaker 1: let's get out of Look, I don't have to you went.
Speaker 1: You went to Atlanta. You didn't Gonnay. You've been to Savannah, Sana.
Speaker 1: You've been amazing. Columbus Georgia. Oh yeah, Columbia Georgia's that's
Speaker 1: that's south. That's a uh, that's near Alabama. I saw Bham,
Speaker 1: I saw three free followed me free. You don't have
Speaker 1: to be and said you show us. Yeah, come on
Speaker 1: you eighty five eighty five south way down south. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm further south, and that further than that. I'm further
Speaker 1: than that. I'm southeast. I'm near floor, I'm near the
Speaker 1: Florida line. I'm way down. So you used to like
Speaker 1: walk to Atlanta. Like yah, I ain't everybody walked into Atlanta. No,
Speaker 1: I did not walk to no Atlanta. Nough, bro, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Thanks for having me man, Yes, sir uh. Damn,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was hugging myself. Damn, I left
Speaker 1: my muscles at home. The second, all my life, the grinding,
Speaker 1: all my life, sacrifice, hustle back to pricing. Won a slice,
Speaker 1: got the broler dice to swap all my life. I've
Speaker 1: been grinding in all my life, all my life, the grinding,
Speaker 1: all my life, sacrifice, hustle, bag to pricing. One slice,
Speaker 1: got the broler dice to swap all my life. I've
Speaker 1: been grinding all my life.