Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. The subject is this
Speaker 1: man has a thing for chocolate. But right now, Nephew
Speaker 1: Tommy is here with today's prank phone call. What you got,
Speaker 1: nephew Calor We're gonna rob a bank today. Baby, it's
Speaker 1: the Limo Bank job, the Limo bank job. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Come on now, come on, We're gonna rob a back
Speaker 1: right now, baby, Good afternoon. I'm trying to get cecil.
Speaker 1: Get this see some one of my boys. Game of
Speaker 1: your number? Man, I'm trying to get a car service
Speaker 1: for to night. Okay, listen, this is my personal number.
Speaker 1: Do you have the main number? Man? I keep calling
Speaker 1: the main line but there ain't nobody answer. I had
Speaker 1: a call that about six seven times and keep rolling
Speaker 1: over to it like go to a voice mail of Okay, okay, brother,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Mother? And Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I
Speaker 1: got a customer in the back. Let me get them happy.
Speaker 1: Can you you got a few moments, let me get
Speaker 1: the dough form and all hold the phone. All right, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: all think you have a good inning? Alright to Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah? Now, uh, you're saying you called the
Speaker 1: main line and you just keep going to voicemail or
Speaker 1: something like, do you call the main line? But you
Speaker 1: know I know I'm calling it last minute. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get a get a call for the night man. Okay,
Speaker 1: what you need? What listen? We we got we got
Speaker 1: the suv. We got us to day or two. We
Speaker 1: got a couple of limits, white up black. What you
Speaker 1: need if I could get I guess a lot of
Speaker 1: black limos ain't be cruel. Okay, we got that, We
Speaker 1: got that. What time where I'm picking you up? What time?
Speaker 1: What it costs? You know? For an hour? Because all
Speaker 1: I need is a out where is it's sixty five
Speaker 1: hours and novel? But we only do three hour minimum
Speaker 1: the first three hours sixty five okay, okay, okay, see that,
Speaker 1: we'll see see so all I need is an hour?
Speaker 1: Man really like forty five minutes? So do you think
Speaker 1: they will work women where you can't get them? So
Speaker 1: you're dealing with me? Uh, let me see. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I'll do you for a hundred fifty dollars
Speaker 1: and I'll take k But now I want you to
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna let them know everything. So I got
Speaker 1: to have either credit card or received it something on
Speaker 1: the kve let them know. Because I'm not no crooked brother.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with
Speaker 1: that work place. One fifty. I don't give you one
Speaker 1: fifty when you pick me up, that's no problem there.
Speaker 1: Where am I picking you up? In? What tax? All right?
Speaker 1: I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. I need eight Village
Speaker 1: Drive okay when I need to? And when am I
Speaker 1: taking your side? I'm going downtown on Capitol Street, downtown,
Speaker 1: the Capital Street? All right? And what time am I
Speaker 1: picking you up? You could give me like at eleven
Speaker 1: forty five a knight, that would be good them forty
Speaker 1: five okay, forty five minutes to an hour. You're gonna
Speaker 1: need the forty five to Mexican because actually twelve forty
Speaker 1: five okay? Good there, Um, let me see and downtown
Speaker 1: Capital what you didn't give an address? I don't even
Speaker 1: know the address. I'm going to um to Bank Bank
Speaker 1: downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask you something?
Speaker 1: Uh tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually, but
Speaker 1: a banking Knight's gonna be closed. I mean you you
Speaker 1: you're not going to work because I gotta take you
Speaker 1: back to you dropping off of something somebody or something like. No, no,
Speaker 1: I ain't dropping nothing of if I'm picking something up to.
Speaker 1: What I need you to do is just right here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man,
Speaker 1: I need you now to call running and we need
Speaker 1: to get side of there. Man. You you have me
Speaker 1: to run you down to a bank at midnight and
Speaker 1: you're kicking something up at midnight. And I got to
Speaker 1: be ready to go when you come out, me and
Speaker 1: my boys when we come out of there, just when
Speaker 1: when we get it, when we get back in the
Speaker 1: back of the limo, I need you to I need
Speaker 1: you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get
Speaker 1: out of there. Look here, yo, brother, well how old
Speaker 1: you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured.
Speaker 1: Look hey, man, it sounds like you in some kind
Speaker 1: of shady I don't do that, brother. That's that's man. Yo.
Speaker 1: You're a driver dog. Your job is to drive. If
Speaker 1: you pick somebody up, first of all. You ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be asking nobody where they're going, what doing You're supposed
Speaker 1: to drive? Let me what I'm telling you. Once we
Speaker 1: come out to bank, drive try let me stop that.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm driving. Didn't working somewhere else driving because
Speaker 1: I was ignorant like you at one time. But let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. But I don't know your business
Speaker 1: and really don't care at this point in time, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing no crazy like this it. Brother, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, man. What you need to do is
Speaker 1: get your young in some type of training school or
Speaker 1: something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go down
Speaker 1: the enemy, gonna blow your brains out. I ain't really
Speaker 1: trying to hear all this right here. What I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do is pay you this one. I'm fifty you
Speaker 1: driving me where I'm trying to go, and you ain't
Speaker 1: meet back to brother. You can't get right now, not
Speaker 1: even know a bite. You need to listen to me.
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you. YU Now, Y're crazy? Get
Speaker 1: rich right off overnight, tight one. You need to slow
Speaker 1: down because they got something you feel me. They got
Speaker 1: hold on, Hold on, man, hold on what you know
Speaker 1: you don't know nothing. You don't know, man, I need
Speaker 1: to know how you're gonna be preaching to mat down
Speaker 1: because I've been that man that's on driving a limo.
Speaker 1: Because I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep
Speaker 1: you from going there because you won't like it. Look
Speaker 1: at so that. I don't know what to tell you
Speaker 1: at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it,
Speaker 1: so you can cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of you and all the other young brothers to do
Speaker 1: this thumb. You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother.
Speaker 1: You need to get your state because they gotta place
Speaker 1: for you. So let me tell you something. They read
Speaker 1: my offer. I read it anything my mama told me.
Speaker 1: They didn't want me to know. They cut it out.
Speaker 1: Do you feel me? They looked at me every night
Speaker 1: when they wanted to sad me gut it that I
Speaker 1: had to eat or die. You ain't ready for that man,
Speaker 1: You ain't ready for what. I think he got your land.
Speaker 1: Your brothers don't know what's going on out here. You
Speaker 1: got it too easy. See now you're talking about going down.
Speaker 1: They robbing the bank. You ain't no bank robber. Your
Speaker 1: sign like no third goal with a relmo. The way
Speaker 1: you're going, you ain't making nothing because they were blowing
Speaker 1: your young I want about their paper. You don't understand that,
Speaker 1: and you sow you ready for no jail? Could I
Speaker 1: say one more thing to you? That? Yeah? What is it?
Speaker 1: All I want to do is tell you it is
Speaker 1: that I'm left you tell me from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show and you're going. Card they don't got me
Speaker 1: the prank phone call you. I don't give a who
Speaker 1: you are. If you around with them folks downtown, they're
Speaker 1: gonna blow you. Maw. They're gonna get your hundred years
Speaker 1: under the jail you to do? Did you just hear
Speaker 1: what I just said? Though? What you said something about
Speaker 1: with my partner? You know I I no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Your boy the other another driver, Cordell got me the
Speaker 1: prank phone call you if you oh you mean Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey on the radio. No man, no, no, no, this
Speaker 1: is are you serious? Name? He see? So your boy
Speaker 1: Carddell got me to prank phone call you. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get that. I'm gonna get that when you lit
Speaker 1: my fire man. I don't know that. I mean my
Speaker 1: fight moved Howard, he said, be careful, he said, big Sea.
Speaker 1: So he's been he's been dying there even done some times.
Speaker 1: Been that man. Come down, baby, come down. I got
Speaker 1: one more question to ask you, man, what's the baddest
Speaker 1: radio show in the late I want the Nephew Tommy,
Speaker 1: but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby, me
Speaker 1: and your boy got you. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna get here,
Speaker 1: ma man, meet you brother. I oh, you want to
Speaker 1: old school? Right? There wasn't he man, he wasn't about.
Speaker 1: He wasn't He tried to help him. You're feel to
Speaker 1: get yourself in trouble, young man. That's what you're feel
Speaker 1: to do. Thank you. You know what you're doing. Man.
Speaker 1: Nobody come on the limo to rob no bank anyway.
Speaker 1: Stupid stupid Sunday. I'm gonna be real stupid Friday, Saturday Sunday, Columbia,
Speaker 1: South Carolina at the Comedy House. Two shows Friday to
Speaker 1: Saturday and a three o'clock three o'clock PM Matdenee on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Tickets on sale or red Now. The Nephew the Fool
Speaker 1: is coming to that. That's all I got for you,
Speaker 1: that's all you got for us? Well, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Ready to Love? Ready to Love is popping? Man, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. We got the first episode, got the best
Speaker 1: views it had passed the whole first season. So I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I gotta learn these numbers, my man over here be
Speaker 1: knowing all the time. I do not know numbers of television.
Speaker 1: I got some rating. I got some homework to do. Yes,
Speaker 1: well here's this. You still alone? Yes, that's it. That's
Speaker 1: the number. Yeah, don't wear it though, don't wear don't
Speaker 1: we damn notify you. I hope that episode. Uh, Tommy,
Speaker 1: it was pretty good, pretty good. Ready to Love Eastern
Speaker 1: nine Central. Don't miss it on the own network. All right,
Speaker 1: coming up, nephew. Top of the hour, we got today's
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, and Mr Harvey will read the letter right
Speaker 1: after this