WEBVTT - Limo Bank Job

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after today's strawberry letter. The subject is this

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<v Speaker 1>man has a thing for chocolate. But right now, Nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy is here with today's prank phone call. What you got,

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Calor We're gonna rob a bank today. Baby, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Limo Bank job, the Limo bank job. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on now, come on, We're gonna rob a back

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<v Speaker 1>right now, baby, Good afternoon. I'm trying to get cecil.

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<v Speaker 1>Get this see some one of my boys. Game of

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<v Speaker 1>your number? Man, I'm trying to get a car service

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<v Speaker 1>for to night. Okay, listen, this is my personal number.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the main number? Man? I keep calling

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<v Speaker 1>the main line but there ain't nobody answer. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a call that about six seven times and keep rolling

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<v Speaker 1>over to it like go to a voice mail of Okay, okay, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your name? Mother? And Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a customer in the back. Let me get them happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you you got a few moments, let me get

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<v Speaker 1>the dough form and all hold the phone. All right, okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>all think you have a good inning? Alright to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Yeah? Now, uh, you're saying you called the

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<v Speaker 1>main line and you just keep going to voicemail or

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<v Speaker 1>something like, do you call the main line? But you

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<v Speaker 1>know I know I'm calling it last minute. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get a get a call for the night man. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what you need? What listen? We we got we got

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<v Speaker 1>the suv. We got us to day or two. We

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<v Speaker 1>got a couple of limits, white up black. What you

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<v Speaker 1>need if I could get I guess a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>black limos ain't be cruel. Okay, we got that, We

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<v Speaker 1>got that. What time where I'm picking you up? What time?

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<v Speaker 1>What it costs? You know? For an hour? Because all

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<v Speaker 1>I need is a out where is it's sixty five

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<v Speaker 1>hours and novel? But we only do three hour minimum

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<v Speaker 1>the first three hours sixty five okay, okay, okay, see that,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see see so all I need is an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>Man really like forty five minutes? So do you think

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<v Speaker 1>they will work women where you can't get them? So

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<v Speaker 1>you're dealing with me? Uh, let me see. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what I'll do you for a hundred fifty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll take k But now I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm gonna let them know everything. So I got

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<v Speaker 1>to have either credit card or received it something on

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<v Speaker 1>the kve let them know. Because I'm not no crooked brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with

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<v Speaker 1>that work place. One fifty. I don't give you one

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<v Speaker 1>fifty when you pick me up, that's no problem there.

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<v Speaker 1>Where am I picking you up? In? What tax? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. I need eight Village

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<v Speaker 1>Drive okay when I need to? And when am I

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<v Speaker 1>taking your side? I'm going downtown on Capitol Street, downtown,

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<v Speaker 1>the Capital Street? All right? And what time am I

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<v Speaker 1>picking you up? You could give me like at eleven

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<v Speaker 1>forty five a knight, that would be good them forty

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<v Speaker 1>five okay, forty five minutes to an hour. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>need the forty five to Mexican because actually twelve forty

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<v Speaker 1>five okay? Good there, Um, let me see and downtown

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<v Speaker 1>Capital what you didn't give an address? I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know the address. I'm going to um to Bank Bank

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<v Speaker 1>downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask you something?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually, but

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<v Speaker 1>a banking Knight's gonna be closed. I mean you you

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to work because I gotta take you

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<v Speaker 1>back to you dropping off of something somebody or something like. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't dropping nothing of if I'm picking something up to.

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<v Speaker 1>What I need you to do is just right here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in

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<v Speaker 1>there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you now to call running and we need

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<v Speaker 1>to get side of there. Man. You you have me

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<v Speaker 1>to run you down to a bank at midnight and

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<v Speaker 1>you're kicking something up at midnight. And I got to

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<v Speaker 1>be ready to go when you come out, me and

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<v Speaker 1>my boys when we come out of there, just when

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<v Speaker 1>when we get it, when we get back in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the limo, I need you to I need

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<v Speaker 1>you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get

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<v Speaker 1>out of there. Look here, yo, brother, well how old

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<v Speaker 1>you man? I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured.

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<v Speaker 1>Look hey, man, it sounds like you in some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of shady I don't do that, brother. That's that's man. Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a driver dog. Your job is to drive. If

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<v Speaker 1>you pick somebody up, first of all. You ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be asking nobody where they're going, what doing You're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to drive? Let me what I'm telling you. Once we

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<v Speaker 1>come out to bank, drive try let me stop that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm driving. Didn't working somewhere else driving because

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<v Speaker 1>I was ignorant like you at one time. But let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something. But I don't know your business

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<v Speaker 1>and really don't care at this point in time, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not doing no crazy like this it. Brother, let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something, man. What you need to do is

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<v Speaker 1>get your young in some type of training school or

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<v Speaker 1>something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go down

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<v Speaker 1>the enemy, gonna blow your brains out. I ain't really

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<v Speaker 1>trying to hear all this right here. What I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do is pay you this one. I'm fifty you

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<v Speaker 1>driving me where I'm trying to go, and you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>meet back to brother. You can't get right now, not

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<v Speaker 1>even know a bite. You need to listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's wrong with you. YU Now, Y're crazy? Get

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<v Speaker 1>rich right off overnight, tight one. You need to slow

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<v Speaker 1>down because they got something you feel me. They got

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, Hold on, man, hold on what you know

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know nothing. You don't know, man, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to know how you're gonna be preaching to mat down

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<v Speaker 1>because I've been that man that's on driving a limo.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep

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<v Speaker 1>you from going there because you won't like it. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at so that. I don't know what to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can cut that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of you and all the other young brothers to do

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<v Speaker 1>this thumb. You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to get your state because they gotta place

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<v Speaker 1>for you. So let me tell you something. They read

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<v Speaker 1>my offer. I read it anything my mama told me.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't want me to know. They cut it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel me? They looked at me every night

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<v Speaker 1>when they wanted to sad me gut it that I

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<v Speaker 1>had to eat or die. You ain't ready for that man,

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't ready for what. I think he got your land.

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<v Speaker 1>Your brothers don't know what's going on out here. You

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<v Speaker 1>got it too easy. See now you're talking about going down.

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<v Speaker 1>They robbing the bank. You ain't no bank robber. Your

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<v Speaker 1>sign like no third goal with a relmo. The way

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<v Speaker 1>you're going, you ain't making nothing because they were blowing

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<v Speaker 1>your young I want about their paper. You don't understand that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you sow you ready for no jail? Could I

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<v Speaker 1>say one more thing to you? That? Yeah? What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>All I want to do is tell you it is

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm left you tell me from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show and you're going. Card they don't got me

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<v Speaker 1>the prank phone call you. I don't give a who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. If you around with them folks downtown, they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna blow you. Maw. They're gonna get your hundred years

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<v Speaker 1>under the jail you to do? Did you just hear

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<v Speaker 1>what I just said? Though? What you said something about

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<v Speaker 1>with my partner? You know I I no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boy the other another driver, Cordell got me the

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call you if you oh you mean Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey on the radio. No man, no, no, no, this

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<v Speaker 1>is are you serious? Name? He see? So your boy

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<v Speaker 1>Carddell got me to prank phone call you. Man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get that. I'm gonna get that when you lit

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<v Speaker 1>my fire man. I don't know that. I mean my

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<v Speaker 1>fight moved Howard, he said, be careful, he said, big Sea.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's been he's been dying there even done some times.

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<v Speaker 1>Been that man. Come down, baby, come down. I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more question to ask you, man, what's the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>radio show in the late I want the Nephew Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby, me

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<v Speaker 1>and your boy got you. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna get here,

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<v Speaker 1>ma man, meet you brother. I oh, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>old school? Right? There wasn't he man, he wasn't about.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't He tried to help him. You're feel to

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<v Speaker 1>get yourself in trouble, young man. That's what you're feel

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Thank you. You know what you're doing. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody come on the limo to rob no bank anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Stupid stupid Sunday. I'm gonna be real stupid Friday, Saturday Sunday, Columbia,

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<v Speaker 1>South Carolina at the Comedy House. Two shows Friday to

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday and a three o'clock three o'clock PM Matdenee on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Tickets on sale or red Now. The Nephew the Fool

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<v Speaker 1>is coming to that. That's all I got for you,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all you got for us? Well, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>Ready to Love? Ready to Love is popping? Man, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. We got the first episode, got the best

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<v Speaker 1>views it had passed the whole first season. So I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta learn these numbers, my man over here be

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<v Speaker 1>knowing all the time. I do not know numbers of television.

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<v Speaker 1>I got some rating. I got some homework to do. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>well here's this. You still alone? Yes, that's it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the number. Yeah, don't wear it though, don't wear don't

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<v Speaker 1>we damn notify you. I hope that episode. Uh, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty good, pretty good. Ready to Love Eastern

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<v Speaker 1>nine Central. Don't miss it on the own network. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>coming up, nephew. Top of the hour, we got today's

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry Letter, and Mr Harvey will read the letter right

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<v Speaker 1>after this