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Speaker 1: What's with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's line good by, just call me back if you

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Speaker 3: haven't heard the loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: club and uses this charming pick applying on you. Hey, girl,

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Speaker 3: are you terms and conditions? Because whatever you say all

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Speaker 3: in green with a yeah, I'm not listening at all.

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Speaker 4: I'm just scroll you're gonna say she had some fine lines.

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Speaker 5: All of it works.

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Speaker 3: We'll say yesterday an you think, But whatever you do,

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Speaker 3: resist the urge to turn your mouth and do a

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Speaker 3: giant waterfall and slowly spit your drink onto his shoes. Instead,

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Speaker 3: ask him if he lives with his parents, because you

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Speaker 3: believe you should meet them right away since you see

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Speaker 3: a future where all four of you live together in

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Speaker 3: the same house. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: And if he.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't go running after that, that's when you give him

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Speaker 3: the digits to the line. So hopefully he needs an

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Speaker 3: awkward voicemail that we could play on the air. Voicemails

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Speaker 3: like this one.

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Speaker 2: Yo, Marlene, what's up? I know I said I would

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Speaker 2: call yesterday, but honestly, man, I'm just super super exhausted.

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Speaker 2: I know, I didn't tell you this, but I just

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Speaker 2: had a baby with somebody. It's a long story, but

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Speaker 2: I do have to float this idea by you.

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Speaker 5: So like, let's.

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Speaker 2: Say things go well and I end up spending the

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Speaker 2: night and my baby's there too. I could totally cover

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Speaker 2: the night shift, but would you mind taking care of

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Speaker 2: her while I go play golf the next morning? Because

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Speaker 2: it's just like, I don't really get any free time anymore,

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Speaker 2: so I feel like I kind of deserve it.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, you agree.

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Speaker 2: With him, I will say I started being like, well,

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Speaker 2: at least he's a dad who's participated, he's involved.

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Speaker 3: He may be bringing a baby on his one night

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Speaker 3: stay ons. I mean, I've heard of guys looking for

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Speaker 3: a friend with benefits, but looking for a nanny with benefits.

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Speaker 5: Yay, that's special.

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Speaker 4: That's why I never hire any hotness. Next message, I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna tell her why hold on different where Devin works

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Speaker 4: and you know we all know he's a I told her, Oh, hi, Adam,

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Speaker 4: it came from the concert. Remember me, I'm with you

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Speaker 4: are Oh my friends over here pulling on me and

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Speaker 4: be annoying. They told me that I have to wait

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Speaker 4: to call you. I'm leaving him, like, you're so hot?

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Speaker 4: Can make you so hot? I want to talk to

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Speaker 4: your mom. Tell her thank you, Adam, thank you for

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Speaker 4: making Adam and delicious. Hi, by Mom, You've got No,

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Speaker 4: I'm not hanging up. Call whoever I want to call.

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Speaker 3: I can call whoever I.

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Speaker 4: Want to call. Okay, my phone, my life, Autumn. I'm

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Speaker 4: getting Carly highes me again, and I want to eat him.

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Speaker 5: Hung up?

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Speaker 2: Who was she talking to her the background?

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Speaker 3: It sounds like she was talking to her friends and

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Speaker 3: they were all leaving the concert together. I mean, she

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Speaker 3: was definitely drunk. Yeah, it's kind of sweet if in

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Speaker 3: twenty years Brooks, some girl came to you and were like,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, thank you for making Alder such a

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Speaker 3: hot little man. Wouldn't that be like such a compliment

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Speaker 3: to you?

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Speaker 1: Just say there's a lot more to him than his looks.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's very welcome.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, if you ever find yourself

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Speaker 3: that intoxicated, then that means you're officially drunk enough to

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Speaker 3: visit our TikTok and YouTube page. Yeah, talk about an

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Speaker 3: instant hangover. Here. You can listen to a random second

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Speaker 3: Date update and that'll have you feeling sober insecond. So

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Speaker 3: take a couple of shots and check it out.

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Speaker 5: Now let's go back to the clips. Hey, this is

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Speaker 5: from last night.

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Speaker 3: I got your number.

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Speaker 5: It's on my hand.

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Speaker 3: You wrote your number on my hand.

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Speaker 5: When I left.

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Speaker 3: This is awkward, but I got an energy drink for

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Speaker 3: work in the morning and the.

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Speaker 4: Condensation mess with the name.

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Speaker 5: But I still have the number. There's a G and

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Speaker 5: a E.

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Speaker 3: I even put it in chat GPT it said most

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Speaker 3: likely gwendolen ge Gwen.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I don't know, but I'm sorry it was loud.

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Speaker 3: Next, we should probably ask a Brook because she is

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Speaker 3: so great at remembering names. Any thoughts on what GE

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Speaker 3: would be for a name.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to remember somebody's name that you met

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Speaker 1: one night at a concert.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need names to take your pants off.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Jeff, that motto.

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Speaker 5: Next, Hey, so I need a little favor from you.

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Speaker 5: Something that you don't know is that I have an

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Speaker 5: ex husband. He's in prison right now. Technically I'm not

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Speaker 5: allowed to go back in there because of what happened

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Speaker 5: a few months ago. But I won't go into it.

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Speaker 5: I won't go into it anyway.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, you kind of look enough like him

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Speaker 1: where I think actually you would pass for his cousin.

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Speaker 1: So I just need you to deliver a message to

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Speaker 1: him from me that whatever you do, don't go into

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Speaker 1: the prison library next Monday, and that's it. I would

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Speaker 1: be very grateful.

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Speaker 5: If you do this. I mean like, I would be

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Speaker 5: very very grateful if you put this.

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Speaker 1: For me, So thank you.

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Speaker 5: Next message setting.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I am way more scared of

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Speaker 2: her than I am of the man.

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Speaker 3: Everybody else is on the same right because I heard

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Speaker 3: about what's going down in the prison library on Monday,

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Speaker 3: and I would definitely want to be there. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: don't want to miss that type of event. Trust me,

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Speaker 3: it's not because they still have encyclopedias in print. No, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's sure. Remember you go listen to Loser Line regularly

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Speaker 3: at this time every week, and make sure you subscribe

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Speaker 3: to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. But you can hear

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Speaker 3: all of your favorite Loser lines right there. We got

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Speaker 3: a phone tap coming up right after this

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning