WEBVTT - #285: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

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<v Speaker 1>Start up dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn buy start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn buys start up dot dot Up. They making noise

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<v Speaker 1>data start up, Doda dot Up.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode two eighty five of The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We

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<v Speaker 2>are getting so close to episode three hundred. We are,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's gonna be such a letdown if we don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a party or do something special. Brodie, Well, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to do? I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>how would you celebrate a three hundredth episode? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I know my mind goes grandiose places like having it

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<v Speaker 2>in a huge haul, like a you know, like a

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<v Speaker 2>catering place, you know where people with slices come where

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<v Speaker 2>we invite three hundred slices to episode three hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>we have a tremendous buffet dinner with free dessert. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking something along the line, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>check in your microphone? What are you jerking it? What

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing over there? Yeah, I'm jerking it. No,

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<v Speaker 2>the the microphone came off the the arm and now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get it back on and it's not

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<v Speaker 2>going on for some reason, right, so hold it in

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<v Speaker 2>your hand for the next hour. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>do that. I do not have an interest in doing that,

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<v Speaker 2>but thank you? Why not? They'll give us some exercise. No,

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<v Speaker 2>not doing that. Yes, speaking of exercise, what about a

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<v Speaker 2>bowling alley? A bowling alley? Yeah, perfect game is three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred just thinking about being you know clever. Yeah, that's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great tie in. We got a bowling alley

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<v Speaker 2>sponsor we could talk to. I don't know we can

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<v Speaker 2>we could do anything, really, I don't like to. Can

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<v Speaker 2>we do anything? You're man handling your mic? Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I feel like I should uh, we

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<v Speaker 2>should pause this or I can fix this thing. No pause,

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<v Speaker 2>this's zero edits? Which is HEREO? I know zero addits?

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<v Speaker 2>But we can pause, can't we hashtag zero edits slices hashtags?

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<v Speaker 2>You need to hear all of it. I went to

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<v Speaker 2>need to hear all of it. So I went to

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<v Speaker 2>the gym today. Man, Yeah, okay, am I swaller? What

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<v Speaker 2>you're Your face is a little swollen? Does that count? No? No? No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's swollen? Oh sorry, No, my my face should be

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<v Speaker 2>a little thinner, but I guess it is. I could

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<v Speaker 2>change my going for a thinner. I could change my

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<v Speaker 2>camera angle. Okay, Oh I figured I how to fix this. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>that's great. Not your camera. That's not annoying at all. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll mute it. I'll mute it so you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to hear this. Hold listen, this is real. Your real

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<v Speaker 2>life football boy is real. You're screwing, are screwing. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not like you don't do this to be perfect. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the first thing you screwed in years. You're not kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>How is the sex life with the sex wife? What

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<v Speaker 2>what that is? You know? No? Oh man, you think

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<v Speaker 2>that you guys would be like banging like like like

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<v Speaker 2>I got birds and rabbits. Now your kids are you

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<v Speaker 2>know you're empty nesters, the kids are you're just rubbing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I just now was the most action I've had in

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<v Speaker 2>the water. You're not banging on the bathroom floor. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't Shaggy. Don't have to call Shaggy in. It definitely

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't me. Oh, it's so sad. That's all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>life goes on. I get to do a podcast with you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's as good as sex. Oh, blood de

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<v Speaker 2>o blood, that's it. So anyway, I am listen. I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to let you know that I came back

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<v Speaker 2>from the gym. Yeah, and I ran to pick up

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<v Speaker 2>the microphone and do the podcast with you. You ran

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<v Speaker 2>from the dining room table three feet to the no

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<v Speaker 2>gym to hear Yeah, you ran from the gym. My

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<v Speaker 2>point is I didn't take a shower yet, so I'll

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<v Speaker 2>have to shower after this, so I'm sitting. So you're

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<v Speaker 2>sweating and swollen. No, did not sweat. We did not

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<v Speaker 2>break a sweat today because I'm on a calorie deficit

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<v Speaker 2>from doctor fat loss. But eventually many steps, no, no steps.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I don't have a question? Readmill, Yes one

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<v Speaker 2>a question, yes, question. Hit the jingle. I'm gonna let

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<v Speaker 2>you slip that waits you a question. My question is

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<v Speaker 2>can you hit the jingle? Bitch that I really by No.

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<v Speaker 2>I think every time you slip in a sponsor that

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<v Speaker 2>one of two things should happen. You should give me

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<v Speaker 2>money or you should give away a Brooklyn Boys T

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<v Speaker 2>shirt available at Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean we can do that. I think you all

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<v Speaker 2>the slices something every time you you do that because

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<v Speaker 2>you're benefiting and they're not and I'm not. So we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna open up the window. Speaking of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Merch store. We're gonna open up that window right

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<v Speaker 2>where from a certain from now until we set an

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<v Speaker 2>end date if you set up the website. No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. Right, that's Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 2>dot Big Cartel dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>But we we we said, we said we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>able to ask like for their name on it. We autographs.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're going to sign where you and I

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<v Speaker 2>are going to pick a day in the near future

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<v Speaker 2>and we're going to go drive out to Matt Merch

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<v Speaker 2>and we are going to Matt sign all merch that

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<v Speaker 2>comes in. And let's set a date right anytime from now,

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<v Speaker 2>which is we're going to call this February. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>call it February February. What's today, twenty twentieth nineteenth, Today's

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<v Speaker 2>the nineteenth nineteenth. Okay, it's President's Day we're gonna call.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna go from Februar nineteenth to let's pick it

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<v Speaker 2>on on President's Day. I just realized that why are

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<v Speaker 2>we working on President's Day? That's a great question. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Why are we working on President's Day? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not working for the morning show. So you're off today. No, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the Dominican Republic right now because I left

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday Sunday. So right, that's when this is going to

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<v Speaker 2>be released. Oh but it's not really President's Day. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're going to say February nineteenth, which is the

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<v Speaker 2>date of this podcast publishing, the publishing date until Bill

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<v Speaker 2>dot dot dot. Let's put a let's put a time

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<v Speaker 2>on it. One week, we're gonna not one week. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>give him a couple. No, let's give him a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not gonna get to Matt merch for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>The end of the London March March thirty. First. The

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<v Speaker 2>problem is he's gonna have to hold He's gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to hold on to the merch. That's the problem. So

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<v Speaker 2>maybe March fifteenth, March sixteenth, a happy medium, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>March uh? No? What if? What if people don't wear medium?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's call it March tenth. What we're calling it March

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<v Speaker 2>I like March twelfth, March twelfth, fine, okay, any if

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<v Speaker 2>you order merchandise between now time you're hearing this right

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<v Speaker 2>and March twelfth at March A March twelfth twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>We will autograph Scary Brody Brodie Scary. We will autograph.

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<v Speaker 2>We will autograph the merch. As long as it's something

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<v Speaker 2>that we can autograph, we will autograph it. Yes, put

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<v Speaker 2>it in the notes, because you could put that in

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<v Speaker 2>the notes when you order stuff. Okay to say, if

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<v Speaker 2>you if you don't want it ruined or merched or

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<v Speaker 2>or or autographed, then I think you know, then then

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<v Speaker 2>we have a problem. But I think we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>Matt make a thing in the checkout that says autographed

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<v Speaker 2>or not. Yes, okay. And now that now that you've

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<v Speaker 2>you're not giving him any time to do that, well,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll give him. Well, he's got the whole weekend. It's

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<v Speaker 2>President's Day, right, he's gonna work the weekend and his team.

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<v Speaker 2>If he's gonna redo the website, listen, if you don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it through a brother, if you don't want us

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<v Speaker 2>to sign your stuff, indicate that in the notes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>because there is a note, there's a memo column on

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<v Speaker 2>the hand. Then why didn't you buy it this week?

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<v Speaker 2>The whole point of this is to buy it during

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<v Speaker 2>our autograph window. This is the autograph right exactly, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to graft. You should have bought it last week.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. We're gonna autograph everything. All your ship's getting autographed, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's gonna be. It's gonna say some of it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say brody and scary. I'm gonna say scary and brody.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna say you know what, you know, We'll put

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<v Speaker 2>him next to each other or on top of each other, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter, it matters to the fans. It's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna whatever. We'll sign ultate, we'll sign all right,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're going to sign up with We're gonna sign

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<v Speaker 2>it with a live marker, a live marker like as

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<v Speaker 2>opposed to something that we just stamp on there and

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<v Speaker 2>walk away. We're gonna rinna sign it. We're going we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna drive out to where the merch is produced and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna sign it. And then he's gonna he's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>stuff it and mail it. Okay, but just make sure

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<v Speaker 2>you to know that this will be a few weeks

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<v Speaker 2>before you're gonna get your merch. He's gonna hold on

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<v Speaker 2>to all of it. Also, we're stopping for pizza. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna make a pizza list. Yes, hey, have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>done a good deed and you thought? You know how

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<v Speaker 2>karma works? Right? The universe will come back around and

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<v Speaker 2>do a good deed for you, or somebody's gonna smile

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<v Speaker 2>and give you like a hey thumbs up, Like nice job, man, Yes, yes, right.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you feel if you did something nice and

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<v Speaker 2>you still got ship on? It happens a lot. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>it happened. It's happened to me several times, and it

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<v Speaker 2>happened to one of my close friends and one of

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<v Speaker 2>our close friends very recently. Oh all right, well tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what. Let's take a quick break here, and when

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<v Speaker 2>we come back, I will tell you how it happened

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<v Speaker 2>to me. And I want to hear your stories as well,

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<v Speaker 2>because I have not heard them. Okay, all right. So

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<v Speaker 2>I took a train into Manhattan yesterday. And so the

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<v Speaker 2>way that the train works that I was on, there's

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<v Speaker 2>one stop right before you go into Manhattan and then

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<v Speaker 2>there's that long ride through the tunnel til you get

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<v Speaker 2>to the city. Yes, so I'm sitting down and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I got that good spot when I got on the

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<v Speaker 2>train I got on there was only there was some

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<v Speaker 2>seats available, so I had a choice. I sat in

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<v Speaker 2>the last seat of that that section of seating, so

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<v Speaker 2>you get the metal divider next to you that's right

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<v Speaker 2>by the door. So this way, no one is sitting.

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<v Speaker 2>To my left, and to my right was a I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, a relatively thin woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>She was very petite, small woman. And the train was

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, eighty percent full by the time we

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<v Speaker 2>got to the last stop before the city filled up.

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<v Speaker 2>Now people are standing. Yeah, So at that stot, I

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<v Speaker 2>always look for the preggers and the elderly, and I

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<v Speaker 2>give my seat up. Okay. So a woman gets on

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<v Speaker 2>the train, now I know it's like at least a

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<v Speaker 2>ten twelve minute ride into the city. Approximately older woman

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<v Speaker 2>and she's very large, okay, okay, And she stands, she

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<v Speaker 2>holds onto the pole right in front of where I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like a little to the right of where I'm sitting,

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<v Speaker 2>So she's really in front of the skinny woman next

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<v Speaker 2>to me, but like I'm like two feet from her,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm looking down and I see she's got swollen

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<v Speaker 2>ankles and she's wearing uncomfortable looking shoes. Yeah, so I say,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm gonna do? The right thing, not

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<v Speaker 2>because I want anyone to notice or whatever, I want

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<v Speaker 2>anyone to applaud me as the hero of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>But the woman deserved. I thought, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>young enough I could stand for the next you know whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna give her my seat. So I say,

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<v Speaker 2>excuse me, would you would you like to sit down?

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<v Speaker 2>And she smiles at me and she nods her head.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if she spoke English or not, because

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't say much, but she went and she sat

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<v Speaker 2>down and she got comfortable, and you know, I pointed out,

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<v Speaker 2>she's very large, right, which is another reason I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>her to sit down. Well, she's much larger than I am.

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<v Speaker 2>And when she sat down, her right butt cheek slammed

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<v Speaker 2>into the thin woman next to me because her butt

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<v Speaker 2>needed to take up a seat in a half right,

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<v Speaker 2>she needed to just spread out like all the more

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<v Speaker 2>reason why she probably should sit down. Okay, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see a problem so far. So I'm standing

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<v Speaker 2>and I watched her sit and I smile at her,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the thin woman I'm thinking, like she's gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>That was very like make your face like that was

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<v Speaker 2>very nice. To you. She gives me the fuck you

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<v Speaker 2>face and starts mumbling at me and then shakes her

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<v Speaker 2>head no, like she gave me stink face, like you asked.

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<v Speaker 2>You gave the fat lady a seat? Now my wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it my fault? She's squishing a look. She was

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit squashed off to say, no, you're not me, No,

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<v Speaker 2>you're good, you're good. I thought somebody would be like,

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<v Speaker 2>give me like the chin up a little like a right, hey, joy,

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<v Speaker 2>nice job. No I don't get that, I get stink face,

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<v Speaker 2>would like like a like a headshake of disapproval, like

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<v Speaker 2>you fucked me. Because now she's a little squashed. I

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<v Speaker 2>should let the heavy set lady, uh stand right? No,

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<v Speaker 2>no way, no way, no way, no no, you did

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<v Speaker 2>the wrong guy. You did the right You did the

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<v Speaker 2>right thing. I felt like saying to the skinny woman,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you look? What's to look for? Why am

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<v Speaker 2>I getting the dirty look? And she gave me the dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I looked down at her, she came still

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<v Speaker 2>giving me the look like you had sense it. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a very uncomfortable. I had to turn around and

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<v Speaker 2>go to the other side of the train. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>take it. Yeah, because I because I I can't say anything.

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<v Speaker 2>If I pointed out and I'm like, why are you

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<v Speaker 2>making stinct face at me, She's gonna say, well, because

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<v Speaker 2>you made the heavy set lady sitting next to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to embarrass the woman. Now, look, not

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<v Speaker 2>everyone is built for one seat. If I was sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there and the woman plopped down next to me, I

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<v Speaker 2>would not I would not be happy about it, but

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't blame the person who give up their seat.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that was That was the start of my

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<v Speaker 2>day yesterday. That was one of the things that went

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<v Speaker 2>a little uh, a little cock eyed, A little cock eyed,

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<v Speaker 2>little cock eye. Ye try to be nice, David Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom raised me to be a good gentleman. And instead

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<v Speaker 2>I instead of like, hey, the whole the whole car

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<v Speaker 2>applauding for me, which I didn't want, just would have

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<v Speaker 2>liked the chin. Okay that happened to me once. What

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<v Speaker 2>happened to here? Well, I tried to buy you a second.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to buy you a steak dinner. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>and I tried. I bought the steak dinner. And everyone

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<v Speaker 2>continues to shit on me to this day. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>saying I'm the fat lady in this situation. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like that. Yes, no, you're the fat lady. And everybody

0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:06.240
<v Speaker 2>and all all the listeners, all the slices who take

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<v Speaker 2>your side on this is the skinny woman giving me

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<v Speaker 2>stink face because they think that I didn't buy you

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<v Speaker 2>a steak dinner when I tried twice and I did

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<v Speaker 2>the right thing. No you didn't. Yes I did. I

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<v Speaker 2>did a good time again for saying you tried. I

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<v Speaker 2>did the right thing, but you did not buy me

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<v Speaker 2>a steak dinner I gave. I gave you what I

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<v Speaker 2>knew to be. How do you turn a good Samaritan

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<v Speaker 2>story into you whining about the steak dinner situation? Because

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<v Speaker 2>it continues to be relevant today. It's this is never ending.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a Peter Luger is not far from Matt Merch.

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<v Speaker 2>There is m just saying that, all right, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what if I'm someone gave me a gift card, one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars gift card for Peter Luger's if I use

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<v Speaker 2>that on our steak dinner, which I totally could. Did

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<v Speaker 2>I buy you a steak dinner? Yes, because it'll be

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<v Speaker 2>much more than one hundred dollars and it's technically your value,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're giving up one hundred dollars of value. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's fine, all right, I would accept that towards my Wow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well this happened to somebody close to I'm not mentioning names.

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<v Speaker 2>Some friends were out to dinner on Saturday night. Not

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<v Speaker 2>me and Gandhi, couple, No, and a couple. A couple

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<v Speaker 2>joined them. Okay, now the couple did they know the

0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:39.800
<v Speaker 2>couple they showed up and yes, there were four people

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<v Speaker 2>that went out to eat. Okay, I don't like where

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<v Speaker 2>this is going already. The second couple had a gift

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<v Speaker 2>certificate to the restaurant that they went to. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know the second couple as well as the first couple.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So the first couple, but then when when

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<v Speaker 2>the bill came, they're like, this is going to be interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>What ends up happening? The second couple presents their portion

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<v Speaker 2>of the bill for the give certificate. The gar certificate

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<v Speaker 2>covered their portion. So when you split something in two

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<v Speaker 2>because two people are paying, because it's four people, right right,

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<v Speaker 2>your half is two fifty or whatever, right, let's call it,

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<v Speaker 2>yes fifty. That's an expensive expensive meal. Let's call it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's call it two fifty each couple. Let's say that's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. Right, So the gift card, whatever it was,

0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:34.360
<v Speaker 2>covered their amount. So that's it. They're done, right, that's

0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:37.480
<v Speaker 2>done their value. They're done now. The first couple didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say anything. They paid their half. But then I got

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<v Speaker 2>an earfull from the first couple and they said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>were we wrong for being pissed off that couple number

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<v Speaker 2>two did this? Shouldn't they be pissed off if they

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<v Speaker 2>paid the same amount of money? Well, I kind of

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of on the fence about this brody. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>couple number one, and let's say it was two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty dollars. If both couples pay cash or credit card,

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<v Speaker 2>they pay two to fifty. Yes, if a couple number

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<v Speaker 2>two pays me to gift card, a couple number one

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<v Speaker 2>still pays two fifty. Right, But couple one thinks that

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<v Speaker 2>they should have spread that gift card since they're presenting

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<v Speaker 2>it at their group dinner, they should spread that gift

0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:23.920
<v Speaker 2>card amongst all four people. Oh fuck no? And then right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then, so a couple one get part of their

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<v Speaker 2>birthday present or whatever it was. I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm that fucked up. A couple number one is fucked couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple one one is not Scotty Bee. I know that

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<v Speaker 2>could be a couple number two. Yeah, Scotty Be would

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely no, he would, but and it wasn't. So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wondering because in my mind, I'm like, well, you

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<v Speaker 2>a couple one, you raise it, you raise a great point.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's not a great point, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, then go out to eat the dinner

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<v Speaker 2>that place on your own, with your your your whoever

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<v Speaker 2>you want to bring on and use the gift card.

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<v Speaker 2>Then when I'm not around, what's the difference. The difference is, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you've presented this gift card and you're not. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>what happened to like sharing for the whole class? What about? Like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's all this is so nice. It's free money. You

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<v Speaker 2>got that for free. You didn't pay for it. Hold on,

0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.320
<v Speaker 2>they didn't pay for the gift card. Here's where it's

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<v Speaker 2>a problem. Here's the only way it's a problem. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's say couple two. They say on the ride over,

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<v Speaker 2>like they're in the car, husband and white boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever,

0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:31.240
<v Speaker 2>the husband and boyfriend whatever. Let's say they're riding over

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<v Speaker 2>and they go, you know, we got this gift card.

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<v Speaker 2>We could probably order extra shit because we're not really

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<v Speaker 2>paying for dinner, we're using the gift card. So what

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<v Speaker 2>if they say, like, oh, well, you know, like bring

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<v Speaker 2>over a seafood tower. Now if they start like adding

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<v Speaker 2>drinks onto the bill that they wouldn't normally have and

0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.600
<v Speaker 2>they jacked the price up because they knew they weren't

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<v Speaker 2>paying cash, then it's a dick move because now you've

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<v Speaker 2>made couple one pay for your extra shit. But if

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<v Speaker 2>they just had a normal meal, no extra drinks, well,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter. I've been the situation before several times.

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<v Speaker 2>What about this situation. Well, I'm just gonna say I've

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<v Speaker 2>had several I've several times I've had gift cards and

0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:11.440
<v Speaker 2>I've gone out with my friends to eat and I've

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much thrown the gift card in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the table at the end and be like, all right,

0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.560
<v Speaker 2>let's take the value off of this and then let's

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<v Speaker 2>get the bill recalculated and then we'll split it from there.

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<v Speaker 2>Who does that? No one of your friends go out

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<v Speaker 2>with you. You're a sucker. You buy cause facts girlfriends,

0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:28.439
<v Speaker 2>and you throw your gift. Somebody bought you a present.

0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:31.639
<v Speaker 2>Somebody says, hey, scary, happy birthday. I know you love

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<v Speaker 2>this Italian restaurantm giving you a hundred a gift card.

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<v Speaker 2>You think they're gonna like the fact that you throw

0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:37.199
<v Speaker 2>a hundred dollars in and ten people all took ten

0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:41.600
<v Speaker 2>dollars off their meal. They bought you a present. It's

0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:45.439
<v Speaker 2>not your obligation to share that they did they did well.

0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:47.440
<v Speaker 2>What if I, okay, what if I have DoorDash credit

0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:50.680
<v Speaker 2>and somebody somebody gave me the credit as a gift

0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:53.680
<v Speaker 2>card right now now we're all ordering door Dash, But

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<v Speaker 2>like you, we split it up into a group situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I say, use some of my credit toward your meal?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I just now, look who you're asking? Wow, you're

0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:09.560
<v Speaker 2>asking me, why would I give my doors present to

0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:13.000
<v Speaker 2>somebody else? I think in the case of the restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>on a Saturday night, it's a dick move to, like

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, whip out a gift card to

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<v Speaker 2>and be like waitresses. I just think that you're more

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<v Speaker 2>you're still tip I think if you if you if

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<v Speaker 2>you whip out a gift card in the middle of

0:20:27.600 --> 0:20:31.240
<v Speaker 2>a group dinner. I think you're more subject it just

0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:35.359
<v Speaker 2>to no he is, I feel I feel bad if

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<v Speaker 2>I if I didn't share the wealth, Like, why would

0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:43.040
<v Speaker 2>you share the wealth? It was your present? I ask

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<v Speaker 2>your question. What if couple number I'm too nice? I'm

0:20:46.440 --> 0:20:48.119
<v Speaker 2>too nice? So what if couple number two was on

0:20:48.200 --> 0:20:53.040
<v Speaker 2>a first date? Okay? And he whips out the gift

0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:55.040
<v Speaker 2>card and says, I got I'll take care of dinner tonight,

0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:56.760
<v Speaker 2>And I don't think it gets. I don't think it

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<v Speaker 2>gets a second date. That's first off, I still bought dinner.

0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:04.120
<v Speaker 2>He still covered her handed a dinner. Nah, I don't

0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:05.760
<v Speaker 2>think you pull out a gift card on the first date.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you do that. That's awful. So so

0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:14.200
<v Speaker 2>that's why, because you value it so much, you're saying

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<v Speaker 2>that if we did go out for a steak dinner

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<v Speaker 2>at Peter Luger's and I used this one hundred dollars court,

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying that that would qualify because I'm losing value

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<v Speaker 2>on a gift that was given to me. Well, did

0:21:25.960 --> 0:21:27.960
<v Speaker 2>you get the gift from work for doing some bullshit

0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:29.200
<v Speaker 2>thing and the sales tore you a gift card for

0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:32.200
<v Speaker 2>or did somebody give to you as a birthday present? Neither?

0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:35.840
<v Speaker 2>It was given to me as a we're so sorry

0:21:35.840 --> 0:21:39.679
<v Speaker 2>you lost your mom. Here go out to dinner. Oh oh,

0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:41.280
<v Speaker 2>then I would be honored if you spent it on me.

0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:46.000
<v Speaker 2>But now I feel wait a minute, and I feel terrible. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm being honest, though, No, now you can't use the

0:21:48.440 --> 0:21:51.680
<v Speaker 2>gift card so now because it because it was it

0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:54.480
<v Speaker 2>was intended for a different purpose, so now tended to

0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:56.600
<v Speaker 2>make you happy, not buy me dinner and plug. I

0:21:56.640 --> 0:21:58.720
<v Speaker 2>gotta be honest with you. Though, Mama Scary would have

0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:00.879
<v Speaker 2>wanted me to have the stay there, really is that

0:22:02.200 --> 0:22:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I especially would have. She would have. She knew you,

0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:08.240
<v Speaker 2>she absolutely probably would have. But right, she's so broad

0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:09.720
<v Speaker 2>and scary. We have it on tape, and I bring

0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:12.840
<v Speaker 2>that out up because now that opens up. Well, now,

0:22:13.119 --> 0:22:14.800
<v Speaker 2>how did you get so going back to the couple

0:22:14.880 --> 0:22:18.440
<v Speaker 2>scenario from the other night, how is this gift card given?

0:22:18.680 --> 0:22:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Because if it was for a different purpose some way,

0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:25.920
<v Speaker 2>either way, it's fine. A couple number one has to

0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:28.800
<v Speaker 2>stick up the rest. A couple number one is the

0:22:28.840 --> 0:22:30.439
<v Speaker 2>type of people that don't send their food back when

0:22:30.480 --> 0:22:34.840
<v Speaker 2>it's wrong. So any any gift card, any credit that

0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:37.360
<v Speaker 2>I was given, it belongs to me, and I shouldn't

0:22:37.359 --> 0:22:39.760
<v Speaker 2>feel bad. No, why should you feel bad? It's yours

0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:41.639
<v Speaker 2>you're putting in money. What's the difference? Because I was

0:22:41.680 --> 0:22:43.440
<v Speaker 2>taking a couple of one side, I'm like, ah, yeah,

0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:45.840
<v Speaker 2>that's a little tacky. They probably should have shared it

0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:47.280
<v Speaker 2>with you guys. In the way it's tacky is if

0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:49.800
<v Speaker 2>couple two ordered extra shiit knowing they weren't pink cash,

0:22:51.000 --> 0:22:52.600
<v Speaker 2>if they had like four rounds of drinks they don't

0:22:52.600 --> 0:22:54.600
<v Speaker 2>normally drink. Then if I was a couple of one

0:22:54.600 --> 0:22:58.359
<v Speaker 2>of the past, now they didn't know, they didn't take advantage. No, No, okay,

0:22:58.720 --> 0:23:03.800
<v Speaker 2>all right, you feel better? Uh yeah, but I'm I'm

0:23:03.880 --> 0:23:08.520
<v Speaker 2>still on the fence. Uh you your monetary issues are

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:15.680
<v Speaker 2>fucked up. Maybe the Boys podcast we will be right back. Yeah, man,

0:23:18.200 --> 0:23:19.399
<v Speaker 2>you know what you know we should do? Now here

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<v Speaker 2>a good time? What we should play some of the

0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:25.520
<v Speaker 2>jingles you brought home? Is that a good time? I

0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:27.239
<v Speaker 2>think now's a great time. I could do that. Oh

0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:30.760
<v Speaker 2>someone's calling me. Oh what mean someone's calling you? Jingle time?

0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's Tony. Tony's calling me. Tony Tony scary. He

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<v Speaker 2>heard that I was always gave away my Peter Luger's

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred. Oh yes, don't ask him. Put him on,

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<v Speaker 2>put them on, tell me he's on the podcast. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I don't. I'm not gonna put it on now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know today. I don't know today. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe not. I don't know what he wants. That's

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<v Speaker 2>blind I'm putting him on blindly. It's it's not probably

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<v Speaker 2>probably a sense that you would have spend the gift

0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:04.400
<v Speaker 2>card that was giving you because of your mom exactly.

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of man, this one was touching. I got a

0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:12.800
<v Speaker 2>mass card in the mail or a sympathy card from

0:24:13.200 --> 0:24:16.800
<v Speaker 2>some one of the slices. Yeah, and the very heartfelt

0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 2>note here about my mom's passing, and they wrote, We've

0:24:22.280 --> 0:24:26.160
<v Speaker 2>been heart heartbroken hearing about losing your mom, especially since

0:24:26.800 --> 0:24:29.920
<v Speaker 2>we've heard her speak so about you on the show

0:24:30.160 --> 0:24:33.560
<v Speaker 2>and on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We as a community

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:36.600
<v Speaker 2>will keep you in your family in our minds. Stay strong,

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:39.440
<v Speaker 2>and we're all very sorry for your loss. And this

0:24:39.680 --> 0:24:47.080
<v Speaker 2>is from Skyrot from the mod from the mod team

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<v Speaker 2>at e d MS sub reddit on Reddit, the community,

0:24:54.720 --> 0:24:58.840
<v Speaker 2>the reddit community as a whole. On the apparently apparently

0:24:59.000 --> 0:25:03.920
<v Speaker 2>isn't a E D M S thread on the on

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<v Speaker 2>the uh, there's a bunch of reddit thread reddit on reddit,

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<v Speaker 2>so thank you for the Uh. I guess how you

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:18.320
<v Speaker 2>read it? You nurturing trap door and you scuks rot

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:21.600
<v Speaker 2>s k X means user, oh user. See I don't

0:25:21.640 --> 0:25:23.440
<v Speaker 2>know the lingo. I don't really go on reddit, so

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:26.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But I didn't even know that that existed.

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<v Speaker 2>So crotch rot and who else is a scotch scuz

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<v Speaker 2>rocket No s x s k x rot uh. And

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<v Speaker 2>then okay, all right, so and and nurturing trap Door,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys, Love you guys. And and this is

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:44.399
<v Speaker 2>a good one. You're gonna love this. This is somebody

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:46.639
<v Speaker 2>to the reason why we're reading these Well, it's not

0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:48.880
<v Speaker 2>slice time, it's not talkbacks, but and it's not mail

0:25:48.960 --> 0:25:51.920
<v Speaker 2>time because it's not an email. We got physical things

0:25:52.000 --> 0:25:54.200
<v Speaker 2>in the mail. That's crazy when people take the time

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<v Speaker 2>to do that. Dear Scary Jones, what they mean you

0:25:57.960 --> 0:26:00.440
<v Speaker 2>as well? That's okay. I hope you find this letter.

0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I hope if this letter finds you, well, it's a letter.

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I know you're a very busy man. I'll keep it short.

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Longtime listener, I absolutely absolutely adore you and the Morning Show.

0:26:09.880 --> 0:26:13.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm a slice for life. Brooklyn Boys is by far

0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:17.639
<v Speaker 2>my favorite podcast. I wanting to express my heartfelt appreciation

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:19.920
<v Speaker 2>for the way you brighten my day with your sense

0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:25.240
<v Speaker 2>of humor. You and Brody make me laugh. It's a gift,

0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:28.000
<v Speaker 2>and I think I thank you enough for the laughs

0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:32.600
<v Speaker 2>and mental break from the real world. Everyone always says

0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:35.560
<v Speaker 2>you're like second family to us, and it's so true.

0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting married in January and it would be our

0:26:38.880 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 2>honor to host you. Well consider a warm meal and

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 2>open bars. Thank you. She goes on to say that

0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:53.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm underrated on the Morning Show. I'm unapologetically myself and

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 2>ninety nine percent of the time I'm right with my

0:26:56.160 --> 0:26:58.760
<v Speaker 2>thoughts and opinions, and people give me a hard time

0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:02.840
<v Speaker 2>for it way, especially with bringing your guest for the wedding.

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:06.439
<v Speaker 2>That you invite someone, they get a plus one right,

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:09.680
<v Speaker 2>thank you, it's curleesy. I needed to bring Robin to

0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:13.400
<v Speaker 2>that wedding anyway. Tell Robin she is invited to our wedding.

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. The future Kerrie do four d U f

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<v Speaker 2>o U r ps. Let's go mats so anyway, thank

0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:22.840
<v Speaker 2>you for that. That's very nice. I'm sharing that and

0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 2>a DM I want to read. If that's okay, we

0:27:25.520 --> 0:27:28.440
<v Speaker 2>take it. Oh, of course, thank you to Samantha dot

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<v Speaker 2>leikso l e E xo. She says, so long Island

0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Girley here. Recently moved into a new condo complex where

0:27:36.400 --> 0:27:38.040
<v Speaker 2>I rent for around oh a hell of a lot

0:27:38.040 --> 0:27:40.239
<v Speaker 2>of money. I'm on, I'm not going to read that crazy, right,

0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:43.440
<v Speaker 2>but I guess that's how it is right now. Love

0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:46.480
<v Speaker 2>the podcast and have been a listener forever. Being super

0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:48.920
<v Speaker 2>anxious about moving in and getting settled. As I was

0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:52.240
<v Speaker 2>moving in, I saw my neighbor getting into her car.

0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:55.560
<v Speaker 2>I waved, and now she came over. I saw her

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn Boys merch sweatshirt getting saw it as a sign hello,

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 2>new bestie and good vibes all around. Amazing stuff. And

0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:05.920
<v Speaker 2>that's from Samantha. Oh my god, Mamantha awesome. Moved into

0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:09.720
<v Speaker 2>a complex where her neighbor purchased a sweatshirt at Brooklyn

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 2>Boys do big hoartail dot com. Neighbor, neighbor, My favorite

0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:18.120
<v Speaker 2>commercial from the Super Bowl? Is that your favorite? That one?

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 2>That's the Danny Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger one. And

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 2>I like the way he gave Danny DeVito top billing. Yeah,

0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:26.920
<v Speaker 2>he's a bigger star. He's been around longer. About that.

0:28:27.080 --> 0:28:28.840
<v Speaker 2>I come on, I love Dan, I love Danny and

0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:32.199
<v Speaker 2>uh oh and the dunk Kings. I love the dunk King.

0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Dunkings was great. Dun Kings was great. With what all

0:28:35.800 --> 0:28:37.600
<v Speaker 2>of them, Matt, all of them, all the Bostom people,

0:28:37.680 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 2>Brady Now, Mark Wahlberg wasn't on it. He was on

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:42.480
<v Speaker 2>uh he was on Colbert other night and he was.

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Then Colbert says to him, you're from Boston now coming

0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 2>on in the commercially. He goes, yeah, well, I guess

0:28:46.760 --> 0:28:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I was busy when they were call him. So yeah.

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:53.080
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, Ben Affleck, Matt Damond. So that was what

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 2>else was great? Man, A lot of Jesus. Jesus is

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:01.600
<v Speaker 2>really rich. Spelney and the Church had a lot of

0:29:01.640 --> 0:29:04.239
<v Speaker 2>money to spend that. I think Jesus spent more than

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Timu Mu or whatever it's called, Tamu Timu Tamo tmu. Yeah,

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:10.840
<v Speaker 2>that's a lot of a lot of money. A lot

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:14.440
<v Speaker 2>of Jesus. Jesus was advertising two years ago. I think

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 2>when they started three years ago, two or three years ago. Yeah,

0:29:18.480 --> 0:29:20.680
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't they got the cash. I mean, you know

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:25.440
<v Speaker 2>any other Super Bowl commercials that stuck out? Not really? Uh?

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:30.200
<v Speaker 2>You know what I found interesting? There were two commercials

0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:34.000
<v Speaker 2>that were inspired by the movie Flash Dance from nineteen

0:29:34.040 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 2>eighty eighty two. Whenever it was right. I saw one

0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:40.040
<v Speaker 2>of them when they they wore the bucket of water

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:45.360
<v Speaker 2>on his head, the hippo or the dancing uh whatever

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 2>it was, gummy bear, whatever it was he did the

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 2>sit in the chair, pull the water down. Yes. And

0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:53.200
<v Speaker 2>then the T mobile commercial What a feeling and Irene

0:29:53.240 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 2>Cara was in that. I think that was the second

0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 2>one Flash Dance. Oh. I just thought it was a weird,

0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:01.560
<v Speaker 2>weird choice that two different companies choose Flash Dance as

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 2>the inspiration for the Super Bowl commercials. Yeah, there was

0:30:04.120 --> 0:30:06.320
<v Speaker 2>some ones I thought wasted their money. I thought the

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I was it Square Space, the one with Martin Score

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:12.840
<v Speaker 2>says in it. Yeah, yeah, a lot of them. I

0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 2>won't remember them. I don't won't remember the advertiser, which

0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:19.800
<v Speaker 2>leads me to say that if you think about it,

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 2>then they wasted seven million dollars. Because if you can't

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:27.320
<v Speaker 2>remember who the advertiser was then was it really an

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:31.240
<v Speaker 2>effective commercial Budweiser. There wasn't a lot of commercials for Budweiser.

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 2>There was an awful lot of commercials for bud Light

0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:38.520
<v Speaker 2>saw that they were definitely trying to brand damage control. Well,

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:40.160
<v Speaker 2>I had a dead, a rough year with some parts

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:42.880
<v Speaker 2>of the country, and uh, they spent the shitload this

0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 2>year on commercials, so hopefully it works for them. I

0:30:46.320 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 2>guess I said it was the most watched super Bowl

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:54.720
<v Speaker 2>of all time. It's the most watched broadcast of all time. Okay, difference, well,

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 2>because it just beat the Moon Landing as the most

0:30:57.280 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 2>watched Wow anything ever, Oh wow went up. So it

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 2>was the most watched super Bowl and the most watched

0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 2>broadcast of all time. That's what unless they tweaked it.

0:31:05.240 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 2>But I originally had seen that story. If they tweaked

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:10.040
<v Speaker 2>it again. By the time you hear this, I've looked again,

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 2>but it was it's either that it's not the most

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 2>watch super Bowl for sure. Yeah, and uh, you know,

0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:19.040
<v Speaker 2>I shout out to the family, by the way, speaking

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 2>of the Super Bowl, to the the Kansas City woman

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:25.960
<v Speaker 2>who's a DJ who unfortunately lost her life at the

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Chiefs rally. Yeah, he's in our business. And she does

0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:32.480
<v Speaker 2>the midday show on that station. Well she did a

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:36.600
<v Speaker 2>one day a week to Hano show, and whatever the case,

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 2>it's terrible. And I did see the Taylor Swift donated

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.200
<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars today go fund me one hundred thousand

0:31:41.200 --> 0:31:44.280
<v Speaker 2>dollars excuse me say a hundred one hundred thousand dollars today,

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 2>which was nice. You know, that's very kind. But you know, hey, chiefs,

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:54.320
<v Speaker 2>congratulations on the victory and tragedy. Tragedy to follow up.

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:56.520
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, and how crazy is it that the numbers

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 2>that came out in the final we're having to be

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 2>two numbers that I would bit was bitching about two

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:04.280
<v Speaker 2>and five came out. Now I had two and eight. See,

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:07.680
<v Speaker 2>normally twos, eighths and fives are shitty numbers to have

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:09.840
<v Speaker 2>in these Super Bowl boxes city because you might get

0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 2>a twenty eight. Two is not great, two is not

0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 2>two's not great, and neither is five. The two and

0:32:17.720 --> 0:32:21.800
<v Speaker 2>five came out, five sucks. How many field goals are

0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 2>you going to kick? So field goals? So yeah, but

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:28.200
<v Speaker 2>two and five were the final numbers. So so congratulations

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 2>to all those underdogs who thought you had the shittiest

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 2>pick in the pool and the city is squares you guys,

0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:36.920
<v Speaker 2>you won. You know who didn't advertise that? I remember

0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:38.600
<v Speaker 2>they may have had one commercial on I don't remember,

0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:43.040
<v Speaker 2>but not really the point. Geico now, oh yeah, Geico

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:44.920
<v Speaker 2>used to be my car company until I told you

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 2>that I had some problems with them and their rates

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 2>were like three times higher than what I switched to.

0:32:52.080 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 2>That being said as a former customer, I got five

0:32:56.960 --> 0:32:59.520
<v Speaker 2>different envelopes in the past week and a half to

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:07.200
<v Speaker 2>my dress with the name headwig Labouf. Oh, that's that's

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 2>got to be a joke. Somebody play a joke on you.

0:33:10.240 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 2>H e d Nope, nope, headwig Leabouf to your address.

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:20.120
<v Speaker 2>What's that my address? Wow? And I opened it up

0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 2>because it was addressed to my house and it didn't

0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:25.760
<v Speaker 2>look like a real name, and it said We're sorry

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 2>that we are going to have to turn you down

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 2>for auto insurance for your policy. We cannot offer you

0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:35.239
<v Speaker 2>auto insurance at this time. So after the first one,

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:37.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, that's weird. Then I got a second one,

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 2>and the third one and the fourth one, so I'm like,

0:33:40.400 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 2>this fucking guy, whoever it is, is obviously applying for

0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.360
<v Speaker 2>auto insurance at my address. Now. The first one it

0:33:45.440 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 2>was dated like twenty twenty like for some reason, they

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 2>took four years or three and a half years to

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:53.440
<v Speaker 2>get back to him. So I called you used to

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:57.240
<v Speaker 2>go yeah, I was gonna say this, and it says,

0:33:57.320 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, Hi, what tell us why you're calling? Are

0:33:59.600 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 2>you calling for this? This? This? This is why? This

0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 2>is shaya la boo. It says are you Are you

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 2>a customer? And I said no, I'm not because I'm not.

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 2>And it says, oh, we're sorry. Geicoed is no longer

0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:11.200
<v Speaker 2>a quote auto policies on the phone. Please go to

0:34:11.239 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Geico dot com click ah man. So it took me

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:19.360
<v Speaker 2>five times to figure out the combination of things to

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 2>say and agree to that wouldn't get me hung up on.

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 2>It's like, are you looking for auto insurance? Did you insurance?

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Vote you? Did you report him? So finally I get

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:34.520
<v Speaker 2>through to somebody. Yes, finally get through and this guy,

0:34:34.680 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 2>James nswers the phone. Hi, this is James. They you

0:34:37.239 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 2>it going Geico? How can I help you? So I

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:43.399
<v Speaker 2>tell him what's going on and he says, ooh, unfortunately,

0:34:43.719 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 2>there's nothing we can do. Unfortunately, So unfortunately, you're gonna

0:34:46.680 --> 0:34:49.919
<v Speaker 2>have to just disregard those letters. I said, what, wow?

0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:52.880
<v Speaker 2>He said, yeah, there's no record of it. Unfortunately, so

0:34:53.120 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 2>unfortunately there's nothing I can do. So what do you think?

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 2>I said at that point, why giving me a double

0:34:59.239 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 2>negative with two? Unfortunately? I said, sir, can I speak

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:06.239
<v Speaker 2>to your manager? Fortunately? Four times? Of course you did.

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 2>You called him out on it, exactly what I thought

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:10.880
<v Speaker 2>you did. I said, you're trying to be nice and perky, James,

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 2>but you guys keep mailing letters to my house for

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 2>headwigamof we can't have insure you don't give Headwig one

0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 2>angry inch. That's right, thank you, you fucking report Hedwig.

0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 2>I said, can you please take a look and see

0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 2>if he's made How long ago these applications were put in?

0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Is he doing it like since the first letter I got?

0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:38.520
<v Speaker 2>He tried again, Oh, unfortunately, sir, I can't look it

0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:40.720
<v Speaker 2>up because unfortunately, our phone system, I mean our computer

0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 2>system won't let me do that. So unfortunately, and thisthing

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:45.279
<v Speaker 2>I can do. I'm so sorry. I go nuts, I

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:48.000
<v Speaker 2>go crazy, And he did that whole like, I'm so sorry.

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:53.920
<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate that. I hate the whole I'm I

0:35:53.960 --> 0:35:56.239
<v Speaker 2>got him say, I'm some Unfortunately, we'd like to at

0:35:56.280 --> 0:35:58.360
<v Speaker 2>some point you go. You know, I'm like, you said it.

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 2>That's what I understand. You can't. That's gen Z. That's

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 2>gen Z, that's how they talk. No, this guy was like,

0:36:04.760 --> 0:36:10.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, carry out the last the last silver Sorry,

0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:15.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry. You know you're not so. I was like, unfortunately,

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:17.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm not buying that answer. So unfortunately I have to

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 2>ask for supervisor. I'm sorry, sorry, Unfortunately, fortunately we have

0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 2>to take a break. Yeah, with scary and Brody. So

0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:34.200
<v Speaker 2>when you get I can't really go here. I can't.

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I want to. When I gave it to you, Oh

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 2>you're no one listens doing. Oh no, all right, I'm

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:43.000
<v Speaker 2>a gift card passing away. No no, no, no, this

0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:46.439
<v Speaker 2>is no What if somebody gives you a very nice

0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:49.120
<v Speaker 2>gift mm hmmm, if you wish, but they won't hear you.

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:53.320
<v Speaker 2>But you kind of have one that's similar to it already.

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh you give it to David Brody. I'll sell it

0:36:57.800 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 2>to you. I'm not even take I don't know. It's

0:37:01.040 --> 0:37:02.880
<v Speaker 2>just tough to can you hold it up? Let me

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:03.840
<v Speaker 2>see it? I won't I know what it is. Let

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:07.080
<v Speaker 2>me say I don't. Okay, hold on, do not say it.

0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Hold On, I won't say that. Hold On, I gotta go. Okay, guys,

0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:13.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna do what I can to imply

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.480
<v Speaker 2>what it is without saying he doesn't know it. I

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:18.399
<v Speaker 2>give it away. No, I would never never say anything.

0:37:18.520 --> 0:37:20.880
<v Speaker 2>It's you know, I'm a rock. I got what of

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:25.800
<v Speaker 2>these that? Fuck it? Let's see what? Oh yeah, you

0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:29.479
<v Speaker 2>do have one of those? Yeah? I said, oh my god,

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 2>we put a lot of thought and effort into your

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 2>gift and this and that for your birthday, and and

0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, that's awesome, thank you so much. It's

0:37:36.560 --> 0:37:39.279
<v Speaker 2>the honest person, I never been to your apartment, and

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, uh, but it is awesome. The thing is,

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:46.360
<v Speaker 2>it's so awesome they know me so well that I

0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:49.360
<v Speaker 2>already have one, right, I mean, it's class. It's a

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:53.239
<v Speaker 2>different color. But I I I'm saying I can't, I

0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:56.800
<v Speaker 2>cannot go further than this. But it's basically it's the

0:37:56.840 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 2>same thing, the same. The numbers are the same. So

0:38:00.680 --> 0:38:03.480
<v Speaker 2>my question is the size is the same, It has

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:06.880
<v Speaker 2>the same it performs the same functions, it does the

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 2>same things. So my question is, and they're talk in

0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:13.920
<v Speaker 2>circles and it's very vague booking a big person ever

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:17.439
<v Speaker 2>been to your apartment? No, well, then you find sell

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:19.720
<v Speaker 2>that one, and if they ever come to your apartment

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:21.480
<v Speaker 2>the one that looks just like it, they'll think that's it.

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 2>I can sell the one that looks just like it

0:38:23.719 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 2>and keep this, will sell the new one in the box,

0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:29.600
<v Speaker 2>or you could give it to Brody and he'll sell

0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:36.520
<v Speaker 2>it for you for a commission. Yeah, first dinner. The

0:38:36.600 --> 0:38:38.000
<v Speaker 2>thing is I didn't have the heart to tell them

0:38:38.040 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 2>because it's such a kind gesture. Now is this for

0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:44.080
<v Speaker 2>your birthday? Or is this for birthday? Another condolence gift?

0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Now it is a birthday gift? Wow? Huh? Yeah? Man,

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:50.360
<v Speaker 2>And this person thought so highly of you, I know

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:52.359
<v Speaker 2>you so well that you would want one of these. Yes,

0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 2>you know, they must know you, know what you're into,

0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 2>where you're working. So, but they've never been in your

0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:00.560
<v Speaker 2>house and they bought you this really nice gift. But

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 2>they've never been to your house? Correct, So how how

0:39:02.960 --> 0:39:06.279
<v Speaker 2>close can they possibly be? Yeah? But did they gonna

0:39:06.280 --> 0:39:08.759
<v Speaker 2>be like, hey, how's that thing or what? Or when

0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:10.920
<v Speaker 2>I open it? When I open it? Like I should be, like,

0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I post a social because that's what you do. You

0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:15.120
<v Speaker 2>put it on your story, Like, why haven't I seen

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:16.880
<v Speaker 2>that on your story? What's going on? I'm going to

0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:17.160
<v Speaker 2>say that.

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:17.840
<v Speaker 1>You know what you do?

0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:19.920
<v Speaker 2>You take you take a picture. Here's what you do,

0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:24.520
<v Speaker 2>scary find the box from the one you actually have, right,

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:28.239
<v Speaker 2>post that? Do it? Like, get a picture of the

0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:30.880
<v Speaker 2>old box from the old one you have. They're not

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:33.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna remember that it's brown or dark green or whatever

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 2>and put it up. Cool, that's cool fucking gift though, right,

0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 2>you like it? Yeah? It's nice? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, all right, yeah,

0:39:41.040 --> 0:39:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I mean does it work? Yeah? I mean it's fresh

0:39:45.280 --> 0:39:47.839
<v Speaker 2>out the box, it's brand new. Right, well I don't

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:50.239
<v Speaker 2>you haven't probably used something like that in a while.

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Wow yeah, okay, all right, well we'll move on anyway.

0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:56.960
<v Speaker 2>I just didn't know the whole point of this conversation is, right,

0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.440
<v Speaker 2>what do you do when somebody knows you so well

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 2>they get you gift, but it's a duplicate and you

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:02.919
<v Speaker 2>don't have the heart to tell them that they set

0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 2>you a gift that you already have. That's happened to me, Yeah,

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:10.440
<v Speaker 2>it did happen to me. I sucked it up and

0:40:10.520 --> 0:40:14.080
<v Speaker 2>I sold it all right, all right, Well, but I

0:40:14.680 --> 0:40:17.120
<v Speaker 2>just wouldn't worry about the social media aspect of it.

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:19.320
<v Speaker 2>Your birthday was it was a couple of weeks ago already,

0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was. It was then just say you love it? Yeah,

0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:23.680
<v Speaker 2>you know what else you could do? But y's what

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:27.600
<v Speaker 2>you do. Here's what you do. You sell that one.

0:40:28.680 --> 0:40:32.279
<v Speaker 2>But you take a picture because you have a bunch

0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:35.719
<v Speaker 2>of them together, similar ones, right, because you collect these things.

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:37.719
<v Speaker 2>I would take a picture of the ones you have

0:40:37.760 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 2>out on display from a distance and go, look, it

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:45.720
<v Speaker 2>fits perfectly on my thing. Yeah, and from a distance,

0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:47.879
<v Speaker 2>it's never gonna know it's not the same one. Yes,

0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:52.040
<v Speaker 2>all right, Speaking of things to sell, you want to

0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:53.719
<v Speaker 2>sell my old computer or what? I put it up

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:55.919
<v Speaker 2>for sale and I had no takers on the Book

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:59.680
<v Speaker 2>and Boys podcast last week. My old iMac. The people know.

0:41:00.280 --> 0:41:01.839
<v Speaker 2>I gave you a hundred bucks for it, dude, it's

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 2>worth a thousand dollars, all right, one hundred and fifty

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Facebook market place. I'll get obviously, give it cash. I

0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:11.320
<v Speaker 2>got cash in hand. I'll be read. That was a funny.

0:41:11.440 --> 0:41:13.480
<v Speaker 2>That was funny online that you sent me a DM

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:18.359
<v Speaker 2>of if Facebook marketplace was real, real life selling stuff

0:41:18.400 --> 0:41:22.120
<v Speaker 2>on his lawn, fucking hysterical at Facebook, and people came up.

0:41:22.400 --> 0:41:27.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, is that available? And they walk away five

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars I'll give you twenty Yeah, and they walk away. Okay,

0:41:31.239 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll take it. Yeah, and they walk away. She had

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 2>a couple. I had a couple of those this week.

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I had. I had a one one thing I was

0:41:40.560 --> 0:41:44.399
<v Speaker 2>selling for I don't know, fifteen dollars and the guy

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:46.719
<v Speaker 2>was like, I got cash in hand on the right over.

0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:49.600
<v Speaker 2>I got six bucks. Yeah, they go have six bucks

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 2>later today too, because I'm not taking that. There you go.

0:41:52.040 --> 0:41:55.960
<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to the Dominican Republic on Sunday. When

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm going with my family, it's a very different trip

0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:01.000
<v Speaker 2>from me. We're going, Uh, we're making a family vacation,

0:42:01.360 --> 0:42:03.959
<v Speaker 2>extended family. So that would be me and my brother

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 2>and my sister and their spouses and their kids with

0:42:09.120 --> 0:42:14.360
<v Speaker 2>with my dad and my sister in law's parents. So

0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:17.280
<v Speaker 2>we got a huge ass. So it's like Christmas, except

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:21.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm not there same people. Yeah, you're right, pretty much. Yeah,

0:42:21.480 --> 0:42:23.600
<v Speaker 2>everyone but me had that work out. I don't know,

0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 2>so so yeah, so this is where we're going to

0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Casa to Campo, which is an area and and in

0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:31.520
<v Speaker 2>uh inside the Dominican Republic. Does that mean a house

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:35.319
<v Speaker 2>of camp I don't know what it means. Casa de campo. Uh,

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:41.480
<v Speaker 2>house speak Spanish, well speaking of speaking Spanish. Uh. That

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:47.000
<v Speaker 2>was the I hope this goes well because in order

0:42:47.000 --> 0:42:49.680
<v Speaker 2>to get the house for rent, I went through a

0:42:49.719 --> 0:42:52.960
<v Speaker 2>rental agency that had this house available that we wanted,

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:55.440
<v Speaker 2>and only it was going it was only going through

0:42:55.480 --> 0:43:01.239
<v Speaker 2>this one, this one agency. Okay, Campo means evil. Are

0:43:01.280 --> 0:43:06.279
<v Speaker 2>you serious you're going to casad Evil? No, I'm not, Yes,

0:43:06.360 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 2>you are. Campo has to have a second meaning, no shot.

0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:13.799
<v Speaker 2>I just did it in Google Translate. Hey look Campo, look,

0:43:14.000 --> 0:43:21.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, evil. Oh wow. Anyway, so this was

0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:28.160
<v Speaker 2>all a Spanish speaking, all Spanish speaking agency. So I'm like,

0:43:28.280 --> 0:43:30.200
<v Speaker 2>how am I going to make a business transaction of

0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:35.480
<v Speaker 2>this magnitude with a company that only speaks Spanish. Well, dude,

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Google Translate is my best friend. And now you can translate.

0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Now you could translate in the I message, you could

0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:45.759
<v Speaker 2>translate on WhatsApp. It is a fucking godsend I have done.

0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:49.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I hope everything comes out right. But we've

0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 2>been going back and forth and back and forth, thousands

0:43:52.280 --> 0:43:56.560
<v Speaker 2>and thousands of frigging lines of dialogue. And I'll tell

0:43:56.600 --> 0:43:57.960
<v Speaker 2>you were gonna say lines of coke. I'm like, what

0:43:58.120 --> 0:44:05.920
<v Speaker 2>you can google translate cotsa the Kraco, Yeah, Cotsaco. I'm

0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:09.000
<v Speaker 2>in love with the cold goal. Yeah. So anyway, so

0:44:09.160 --> 0:44:12.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm using I use a Spanish. That's an example of

0:44:12.960 --> 0:44:14.480
<v Speaker 2>something that you would never really be able to do

0:44:14.600 --> 0:44:18.360
<v Speaker 2>twenty years ago. I mean you'd call the agency or

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:21.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, they speaking of the language. You're like, sorry,

0:44:21.920 --> 0:44:26.320
<v Speaker 2>language barrier. Click. But now everything can be done online

0:44:26.680 --> 0:44:29.799
<v Speaker 2>and everything can have a you know, everything can be translated. Well,

0:44:29.880 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Facebook marketplace needs that then, so that when people ask

0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:34.239
<v Speaker 2>me for stuff in other languages, I know what the

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.760
<v Speaker 2>hell they're saying. But isn't that crazy though? And that's awesome.

0:44:36.880 --> 0:44:38.880
<v Speaker 2>So we'll see how this turns out. Pray for me.

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:42.160
<v Speaker 2>I hope everything we had set I had set up transportation,

0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I had set up like renting of golf carts. I

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:48.000
<v Speaker 2>had to sent up you know, I had to do

0:44:48.239 --> 0:44:52.480
<v Speaker 2>dinner reservations, the whole thing always done in Spanish. Now

0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 2>are the three siblings paying for everything? Yeah? We're going

0:44:56.960 --> 0:45:00.800
<v Speaker 2>to talk about it. But talk about that. Okay, you

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 2>know how that works. Well, let me ask you a question.

0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Let let's say hypothetically, the three siblings chip in. Is

0:45:06.120 --> 0:45:08.160
<v Speaker 2>that fair to you because you've got a husband and wife,

0:45:08.200 --> 0:45:12.279
<v Speaker 2>a husband and wife chipping in, and then just you No,

0:45:12.400 --> 0:45:14.720
<v Speaker 2>it's okay, you're paying a third, but you're a fifth

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:17.920
<v Speaker 2>with family. See that's where that's the difference between me

0:45:18.000 --> 0:45:22.240
<v Speaker 2>and you. Right there is the exact right there encapsulates

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Scary versus Brody. Scary doesn't give a fuck if he's

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:30.560
<v Speaker 2>one fifth of of of company and has to pay

0:45:30.600 --> 0:45:32.840
<v Speaker 2>one third, because that's the way things are dis vibe.

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:38.399
<v Speaker 2>Brody has breaking instituition for three kids mathematically, and he's

0:45:38.440 --> 0:45:43.239
<v Speaker 2>gotta be gonna pay to the penny Collins. In a

0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:45.680
<v Speaker 2>lot of families, that would that would start of that

0:45:45.719 --> 0:45:48.480
<v Speaker 2>would start a fight, that would start family fights. When

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:51.040
<v Speaker 2>people do that, why family fight? Well, at least talk

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 2>behind your back that that Brody is always fucking so

0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:57.080
<v Speaker 2>talking about you. Your brother and sister know you make

0:45:57.120 --> 0:45:59.080
<v Speaker 2>the big bucks, so they don't care. I don't make

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:03.799
<v Speaker 2>Anthony better step up. You know something, man, You as

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:06.399
<v Speaker 2>something else? Although I say your brother's house is so nice,

0:46:06.440 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 2>he should probably pay for the trip. Oh right, that

0:46:10.000 --> 0:46:12.480
<v Speaker 2>is that how we're judging now. It's like when you

0:46:12.560 --> 0:46:15.160
<v Speaker 2>have a fancy car, you gotta tip better at the garage. Yeah, okay,

0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:17.839
<v Speaker 2>all right, yeah, you tell, you tell, you tell your brother.

0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I said that he has the nicest house. You have

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:22.040
<v Speaker 2>a one bedroom apartment there. You shouldn't be paying for anything.

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:24.960
<v Speaker 2>You buy us some bigger house. Look at you spending

0:46:25.000 --> 0:46:27.480
<v Speaker 2>my money. You should get a second bedroom so that

0:46:27.560 --> 0:46:29.120
<v Speaker 2>I can come over and hang out. We can do

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:30.960
<v Speaker 2>the podcast, and then you know, I crash. I don't

0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:32.640
<v Speaker 2>have to go home. The invite is here. I'm still

0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:34.360
<v Speaker 2>waiting for you to come over and do this podcast.

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:36.960
<v Speaker 2>I did it once with you. Your system suck. You

0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:39.640
<v Speaker 2>couldn't the microphone didn't reach the table. No, it was

0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:42.879
<v Speaker 2>a nightmare. No, my system is fine. Everything is great.

0:46:43.480 --> 0:46:45.799
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing wrong. Okay. How long did it take us

0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:47.399
<v Speaker 2>to get it to work right when we were recording today?

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Only a few minutes? Twenty three minutes? Twenty three minutes. Yeah, no,

0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:55.120
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't that long, was it. It was twenty three minutes? Right?

0:46:55.440 --> 0:46:57.759
<v Speaker 2>But everything was right? Now, Brody to hit us no

0:46:57.880 --> 0:47:00.359
<v Speaker 2>more you know what. This is a good time now

0:47:00.680 --> 0:47:03.040
<v Speaker 2>now that we're talking about your super equipment, to see

0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:05.320
<v Speaker 2>if the old jingles play. Let's play the jingles you

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:07.960
<v Speaker 2>brought home. We'll do that through your six million, seven

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:17.560
<v Speaker 2>hundred seconds after this big moment here. Oh, by the way,

0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:19.920
<v Speaker 2>did you see the video that I sent you on

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:23.759
<v Speaker 2>one with the guy who goes into Walmart? He goes

0:47:23.840 --> 0:47:29.360
<v Speaker 2>and he buys ice cream sandwiches from the freezer. I

0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:34.120
<v Speaker 2>must have forgot, but anyway, well forgotten, I've forgotten. But

0:47:34.320 --> 0:47:36.640
<v Speaker 2>there's a viral video out there. I brought this up

0:47:36.680 --> 0:47:38.359
<v Speaker 2>to the Morning show, but nobody bit on it today.

0:47:39.680 --> 0:47:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Now I want to know if it's a hoax or not.

0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:48.800
<v Speaker 2>If you google TikTok viral video ice cream sandwich doesn't melt. Apparently,

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:51.800
<v Speaker 2>he takes these ice cream sandwiches, a specific brand that

0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:55.759
<v Speaker 2>Walmart sells, take him out of the freezer. He leaves

0:47:55.840 --> 0:47:59.399
<v Speaker 2>him out, and they do not realize they don't melt.

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:02.000
<v Speaker 2>That they don't melt. I'm not eating that shit. And

0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:03.840
<v Speaker 2>then he went back to it the next day and

0:48:03.960 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 2>instead of sitting on the counter and it still hasn't melted.

0:48:07.400 --> 0:48:10.680
<v Speaker 2>There's but they're ice cream sandwiches or there, or they're

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:13.400
<v Speaker 2>ice cream desserts? Are they frozen desserts? It doesn't have

0:48:13.440 --> 0:48:16.960
<v Speaker 2>anything in it. But my point is it's so pumped

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:20.680
<v Speaker 2>and jacked with chemicals that you take it, they don't

0:48:20.680 --> 0:48:22.279
<v Speaker 2>even have to be frozen. You take it out of

0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:25.839
<v Speaker 2>the freezer, and there's no like milky consistency that goes

0:48:26.200 --> 0:48:29.480
<v Speaker 2>all over the place, does not melt. I'm not eating that.

0:48:30.320 --> 0:48:32.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not putting that in my mouth if it doesn't

0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:34.560
<v Speaker 2>If it doesn't melt. Did you see did you see

0:48:34.640 --> 0:48:37.080
<v Speaker 2>video I'm talking about? Yeah, sort you mentioned it. Yes,

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:38.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember you sending it to me, but I

0:48:38.640 --> 0:48:40.600
<v Speaker 2>did see it, and all the comments were like, I'm

0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:42.560
<v Speaker 2>not eating that shit. There's no way. It's like you

0:48:42.640 --> 0:48:45.399
<v Speaker 2>gonna be like radioactive or something, irofoam. What the fuck?

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:47.560
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a hoax at first, Oh, you

0:48:47.600 --> 0:48:50.640
<v Speaker 2>know what, it's alien food. Then someone said, no, it's

0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 2>frozen dessert and therefore it doesn't qualify as ice cream,

0:48:54.120 --> 0:48:55.719
<v Speaker 2>and and that was the whole thing. It was all

0:48:55.800 --> 0:48:59.080
<v Speaker 2>these he focuses in on all the shitty ingredients and

0:48:59.120 --> 0:49:02.200
<v Speaker 2>things you can't pronounce. I'm just saying, you know, I

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:04.680
<v Speaker 2>kind of wanted to do the experiment myself. I see

0:49:04.680 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 2>a lot of this stuff on TikTok. I'm like, I

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:07.560
<v Speaker 2>want to try that. I want to see if this

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:09.879
<v Speaker 2>is a hoax or not. I guess it's not a hoax, though,

0:49:09.960 --> 0:49:13.480
<v Speaker 2>I guess it really is. Uh, you know who's buying that?

0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Who's buying ice cream? It doesn't melt, and it's not

0:49:15.560 --> 0:49:18.680
<v Speaker 2>even ice cream. It's a it's it's like a dessert topping.

0:49:18.760 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 2>It's not like real, it's like, what is it? What's

0:49:20.640 --> 0:49:24.239
<v Speaker 2>the dessert topping that? It's not whipped cream? Cool whip

0:49:24.560 --> 0:49:29.239
<v Speaker 2>one of the sprinkles. Sprinkles, No, those are just chocolate. No,

0:49:29.320 --> 0:49:31.680
<v Speaker 2>but it's a cool whip is a dessert topic. Dip

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:34.279
<v Speaker 2>dot dipper dots, they don't they don't. That's ice cream,

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:36.799
<v Speaker 2>space age ice cream that that doesn't melt. Remember when

0:49:36.840 --> 0:49:38.239
<v Speaker 2>that was something that was a thing twenty years ago.

0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:40.879
<v Speaker 2>Is space aged? Yeah? Now it's like, oh yeah, frozen balls,

0:49:40.920 --> 0:49:43.839
<v Speaker 2>I get it. Dippin dots doesn't melt, but that actually, yeah,

0:49:43.920 --> 0:49:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I guess whatever it is it's nitrogen, like they freeze

0:49:46.360 --> 0:49:48.040
<v Speaker 2>the shit out of it. Yeah, but this is not

0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:51.120
<v Speaker 2>this is not nitrogen. This is an actual like shape

0:49:51.239 --> 0:49:52.759
<v Speaker 2>like an ice cream saw you not have many? I

0:49:52.760 --> 0:49:54.319
<v Speaker 2>don't care if you make a burger that isn't made

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:56.120
<v Speaker 2>a meat taste like meat like at some point like

0:49:56.160 --> 0:49:58.759
<v Speaker 2>come on, yeah, I'm not eating unmeltable ice cream. Have

0:49:58.880 --> 0:50:00.399
<v Speaker 2>you tried any of the things that they you've seen

0:50:00.520 --> 0:50:03.680
<v Speaker 2>on reels and TikTok? No, now you know, you know,

0:50:03.800 --> 0:50:06.600
<v Speaker 2>try some of these experiments. No, no, no, that's what

0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:08.480
<v Speaker 2>that's what the videos for. I watch them do it,

0:50:08.520 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 2>and I go, huh. The worst videos are the ones

0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:14.400
<v Speaker 2>where people are are think that they're home chefs and

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:19.000
<v Speaker 2>all they're doing is throwing several ingredients together that are

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:21.520
<v Speaker 2>already cooked and they just lay them on top of

0:50:21.560 --> 0:50:23.239
<v Speaker 2>each other throw it in the oven. And I love

0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:25.960
<v Speaker 2>when they go, this is the world's greatest bean dip. Oh,

0:50:26.040 --> 0:50:28.799
<v Speaker 2>it's the easiest, and it's shit. They put in four

0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:32.600
<v Speaker 2>four like pounds of butter and and motor oil and

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:35.399
<v Speaker 2>they're not even animal Yeah. But the thing is they're

0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 2>not even there. They're not even doing it. They're not

0:50:38.040 --> 0:50:40.080
<v Speaker 2>really cooking, They're just That's why you have to watch

0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:44.120
<v Speaker 2>chef reactions. I do. He's the best, Yeah, yeah, he

0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:47.200
<v Speaker 2>is the best. Look up chef reactions on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah,

0:50:47.400 --> 0:50:51.000
<v Speaker 2>he's an obnoxious chef who just wi He duets videos

0:50:51.040 --> 0:50:53.759
<v Speaker 2>of people with their home recipes, and most of the

0:50:53.840 --> 0:50:56.080
<v Speaker 2>time it's shit and he rips them. It's hilarious. Yeah,

0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:58.279
<v Speaker 2>but every once in a while he's like, I try

0:50:58.320 --> 0:51:01.640
<v Speaker 2>that though. What's the Yeah, what's the riddle you had

0:51:01.719 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 2>for me? Oh? I got a couple of riddles? Well, okay,

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:06.560
<v Speaker 2>do you want a mathematical riddle first, or do you

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:10.239
<v Speaker 2>want a quandary, like a detective riddle. I like a

0:51:10.280 --> 0:51:12.359
<v Speaker 2>good quandary. Okay, I give you. I give you one

0:51:12.360 --> 0:51:14.719
<v Speaker 2>one of those. You go, will you? Now? Most people

0:51:14.760 --> 0:51:18.680
<v Speaker 2>walk by this in the grocery store and go, huh, yeah,

0:51:18.760 --> 0:51:21.959
<v Speaker 2>that's annoying. Somebody left that there, but not me, because

0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:25.320
<v Speaker 2>I got a podcast and I wondered to myself, what

0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:29.480
<v Speaker 2>the fuck? So I'm at the supermarket a few days ago,

0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:34.800
<v Speaker 2>and you know the Rascal scooters, those motorized carts that

0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:37.759
<v Speaker 2>have like a basket in front, and handicapped people and

0:51:37.840 --> 0:51:39.839
<v Speaker 2>people who are not in good shape who might sit

0:51:39.920 --> 0:51:41.920
<v Speaker 2>on a subway train should knock the person next to

0:51:42.000 --> 0:51:47.759
<v Speaker 2>them with their buttcheek. Of course, they ride them around, right, Okay, Well,

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:50.440
<v Speaker 2>if you're getting in one of those, it's probably because

0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:55.120
<v Speaker 2>you can't walk, well, you have a difficult time walking. Okay, fair, sure, Sure.

0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:59.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm in the back of the store by the milk section,

0:52:00.280 --> 0:52:02.759
<v Speaker 2>right where the frozen foods aisle ends, and the milk

0:52:02.800 --> 0:52:06.000
<v Speaker 2>section is on the back wall and blocking the aisle.

0:52:06.960 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Seventy percent of the aisle is a motorized scooter, but

0:52:12.320 --> 0:52:15.000
<v Speaker 2>no one's sitting in it. I'd look around and I

0:52:15.080 --> 0:52:18.640
<v Speaker 2>thought maybe somebody limped over to the milk. Maybe somebody

0:52:18.920 --> 0:52:21.960
<v Speaker 2>hopped out to grab something from the frozen food refrigerator

0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:23.719
<v Speaker 2>then hops back in because they can only walk a

0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:28.080
<v Speaker 2>couple of feet. I looked around, the place wasn't busy.

0:52:28.840 --> 0:52:32.840
<v Speaker 2>There's nobody, so I waited. I'm like, I got to

0:52:32.880 --> 0:52:36.680
<v Speaker 2>see who is riding this thing. Nobody came back for it.

0:52:37.080 --> 0:52:39.680
<v Speaker 2>It was just a rascal a scooter just sitting there. Yeah.

0:52:40.160 --> 0:52:43.600
<v Speaker 2>So my question is, how does a person who needs

0:52:43.640 --> 0:52:46.520
<v Speaker 2>a Rascal scooter leave it in the back of the

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:49.800
<v Speaker 2>supermarket in the very back corner. Where'd they go and

0:52:49.880 --> 0:52:54.319
<v Speaker 2>how'd they get there? Well, boll, it's rare to see

0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 2>somebody off of it because they The reason why they

0:52:56.840 --> 0:52:59.239
<v Speaker 2>have it is because they can't walk right, so they

0:52:59.239 --> 0:53:01.440
<v Speaker 2>should have been attached to it or nearby, right, And

0:53:01.520 --> 0:53:03.239
<v Speaker 2>that's one thing. If you leave it in the front

0:53:03.239 --> 0:53:08.120
<v Speaker 2>of the store, but who's riding it? Yeah, and then

0:53:08.280 --> 0:53:10.600
<v Speaker 2>leaves it, I don't get it. I don't know where

0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:13.759
<v Speaker 2>they go. Riddle be this batman. Yes, that's what I

0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 2>want to know. Where is the person who was riding

0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:19.120
<v Speaker 2>the rascal scooter? Where'd they go? And first and second

0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:20.359
<v Speaker 2>of all, fuck you for leaving it in the middle

0:53:20.360 --> 0:53:22.400
<v Speaker 2>of the aisle, right, But obviously you didn't need it.

0:53:22.520 --> 0:53:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Obviously you're a fraud. I want to know if you

0:53:24.960 --> 0:53:27.000
<v Speaker 2>got up and left it was a miracle. It's miracle isle.

0:53:27.200 --> 0:53:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they just had miracle whip. Why is it that

0:53:29.640 --> 0:53:31.960
<v Speaker 2>sometimes when I go to some of these stores and

0:53:32.160 --> 0:53:34.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm shopping for like a medication, so let's say back

0:53:35.040 --> 0:53:38.680
<v Speaker 2>pain medication, Why is it on the floor. You can't

0:53:38.680 --> 0:53:41.960
<v Speaker 2>steal somebody else's jokedn't What are you talking about? That's

0:53:42.080 --> 0:53:44.719
<v Speaker 2>that's a stand up comedian. I did not know that. Yes,

0:53:44.800 --> 0:53:47.360
<v Speaker 2>I think a female comedian. You can't know that. That's

0:53:47.600 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 2>that's a true story though. Yeah, but that's a back

0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:54.279
<v Speaker 2>pain medication should not be on the floor, on near

0:53:54.360 --> 0:53:57.920
<v Speaker 2>the ground. It should be eye level. I'm just saying, well,

0:53:57.920 --> 0:53:59.920
<v Speaker 2>who's eye level? But how tall do you have to be?

0:54:00.120 --> 0:54:02.399
<v Speaker 2>You know you know what I'm saying. Yes, you're up

0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:05.400
<v Speaker 2>on the bottom shelf. I've uh that's if I google

0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:07.680
<v Speaker 2>it on TikTok or on YouTube, I'm going to find

0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:09.839
<v Speaker 2>that I find it. But I don't know. That's kind

0:54:09.840 --> 0:54:11.880
<v Speaker 2>of scary. Joones observation. It's not a joke. No, it

0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:15.319
<v Speaker 2>is an observation. And it happened to me, really having

0:54:15.320 --> 0:54:17.160
<v Speaker 2>to me in real life. I had more pain. I

0:54:17.239 --> 0:54:20.399
<v Speaker 2>had that pain once. No, remember when I was at

0:54:20.440 --> 0:54:23.359
<v Speaker 2>that Christmas party for Carla Mrie and her her brother

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:25.919
<v Speaker 2>and I don't know if you were you know, I'm sorry,

0:54:25.920 --> 0:54:28.440
<v Speaker 2>you know you want to want to do anything. Well

0:54:28.480 --> 0:54:30.959
<v Speaker 2>you were not invited. But Greg t h the Jersey

0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Kid and Garrett were there and we were doing jump

0:54:33.280 --> 0:54:36.439
<v Speaker 2>around and I was wearing these hard sold Kenneth Cole

0:54:36.520 --> 0:54:39.600
<v Speaker 2>shoes and I was jump up, jump up and fell down.

0:54:39.760 --> 0:54:42.239
<v Speaker 2>I got I literally jumped all of a sudden, you

0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:43.840
<v Speaker 2>were in a house of pain, jump up. I was

0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:47.160
<v Speaker 2>in a world of pain, yes, and I was like ah,

0:54:47.480 --> 0:54:50.120
<v Speaker 2>and I and my discs went crazy and I and

0:54:50.239 --> 0:54:53.239
<v Speaker 2>they did it some some some whatever the hell that

0:54:53.480 --> 0:54:56.799
<v Speaker 2>is on you, like whatever. The scans and it found

0:54:56.880 --> 0:54:59.719
<v Speaker 2>out that let's see, I my L four and L

0:54:59.800 --> 0:55:03.920
<v Speaker 2>five discs were fucked up. For a while, I couldn't

0:55:03.960 --> 0:55:07.440
<v Speaker 2>walk and I was like hobbling everywhere for several weeks.

0:55:08.560 --> 0:55:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I went to Dwayne Reid. I tried to get the

0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:13.920
<v Speaker 2>medication for it. My back and it was literally on

0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 2>the floor. I had to bend over. This isn't. This

0:55:16.880 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 2>isn't when you yawned wrong, is it? That was a

0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:22.400
<v Speaker 2>whole other time. No, that was back after from yawning.

0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:26.720
<v Speaker 2>That was I reaggravated it from that injury from years before,

0:55:26.800 --> 0:55:30.840
<v Speaker 2>from when you yawned wrong. No, I yawned wrong several

0:55:30.920 --> 0:55:35.080
<v Speaker 2>years after my back went out from jump up, jump

0:55:35.200 --> 0:55:38.760
<v Speaker 2>up and fall down. Okay, what about your neck? I landed.

0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:41.400
<v Speaker 2>I landed on the balls on my feet on the

0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:45.000
<v Speaker 2>hard sold shoes. An how and when your balls hang down,

0:55:45.880 --> 0:55:48.520
<v Speaker 2>talking about the backs of my heat by my heels,

0:55:48.920 --> 0:55:51.120
<v Speaker 2>you land on those on your feet with and and

0:55:51.360 --> 0:55:55.279
<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden, it it's like reverberates up

0:55:55.320 --> 0:55:58.000
<v Speaker 2>my body and into my back. I'm telling you I

0:55:58.040 --> 0:56:00.920
<v Speaker 2>fucked myself up, all right, But I'm let me give

0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:02.160
<v Speaker 2>you a math riddle because I want to get this

0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:05.239
<v Speaker 2>done before we go. If you if you're, if you're

0:56:05.239 --> 0:56:09.280
<v Speaker 2>ever on they're on all social media, but on Facebook,

0:56:10.080 --> 0:56:12.360
<v Speaker 2>when you've scrolled down on your page, there's like a

0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:14.320
<v Speaker 2>row of people you may know, and then there's a

0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:16.440
<v Speaker 2>row of videos. They want you to click on videos,

0:56:16.719 --> 0:56:18.439
<v Speaker 2>and they usually have like a caption or a math

0:56:18.520 --> 0:56:22.560
<v Speaker 2>riddle or a spelling riddle or find the mistake whatever. Well,

0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:26.200
<v Speaker 2>whenever they have a math riddle, it's never the obvious

0:56:26.280 --> 0:56:30.560
<v Speaker 2>easy answer. It's always you know what, pemics is scary? No,

0:56:31.239 --> 0:56:33.719
<v Speaker 2>it's the order of operation for math? You do you do?

0:56:34.520 --> 0:56:37.399
<v Speaker 2>I say no, please excuse my dear aunt Sally. Yeah,

0:56:37.719 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 2>please delicious apples, trudle, exponents, multiplication, additions, editions, abtraction left

0:56:45.200 --> 0:56:49.200
<v Speaker 2>to right, parentheses, exponents right, okay, pemnis. That's the order

0:56:49.200 --> 0:56:51.879
<v Speaker 2>of operation. Okay. I know that some some people teach

0:56:51.920 --> 0:56:54.000
<v Speaker 2>differently now, but that's what he was always supposed to

0:56:54.000 --> 0:56:56.920
<v Speaker 2>be done. So a lot of times they'll put up

0:56:57.000 --> 0:57:00.320
<v Speaker 2>questions where there's something in parentheses and it might be

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:02.640
<v Speaker 2>an X. You know an exponent, and people forget the

0:57:02.800 --> 0:57:05.600
<v Speaker 2>order and they just do it left to right. Correct.

0:57:05.920 --> 0:57:09.120
<v Speaker 2>That's not well incorrect, Well incorrect is correct. Right. But

0:57:09.239 --> 0:57:11.120
<v Speaker 2>the But so I'm gonna Give'm gonna give you the riddle,

0:57:11.120 --> 0:57:12.160
<v Speaker 2>and then I'm gonna read to you some of the

0:57:12.239 --> 0:57:14.480
<v Speaker 2>comments that people make when they think they have the

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:18.160
<v Speaker 2>right answer. So this one is easy, scary? Ready? What

0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:25.120
<v Speaker 2>is forty divided by a half plus fifteen? So forty

0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:31.000
<v Speaker 2>divided by a half plus fifteen? Yep, So forty divided

0:57:31.040 --> 0:57:36.160
<v Speaker 2>by point five? Uh divided by point five is wow? Uh?

0:57:36.320 --> 0:57:41.520
<v Speaker 2>So it's actually uh, forty divided by a half. You

0:57:41.880 --> 0:57:46.760
<v Speaker 2>really can't I I ol one is? Isn't that? How

0:57:46.840 --> 0:57:50.240
<v Speaker 2>many point five is go into one? Two? So it's right.

0:57:50.320 --> 0:57:55.680
<v Speaker 2>So two forty divided by two is twenty plus fifteen

0:57:55.800 --> 0:57:59.800
<v Speaker 2>is thirty five. Wow, you are so close to being right.

0:58:00.840 --> 0:58:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Forty divided forty divided by a half is eighty is

0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:08.600
<v Speaker 2>eighty eighty halves eighty halves. You're not dividing it in half,

0:58:09.000 --> 0:58:11.919
<v Speaker 2>you're dividing it by a half. Divide it by alf

0:58:11.920 --> 0:58:16.120
<v Speaker 2>how many point fives go into forty eighty? Oh, it's right?

0:58:16.720 --> 0:58:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Adding fifteen that's ninety five. Ninety five? Sorry, the answer

0:58:19.640 --> 0:58:21.560
<v Speaker 2>is ninety five. Shit, And I used to be so

0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:23.600
<v Speaker 2>good at math too. Oh man, So here are some

0:58:23.680 --> 0:58:27.840
<v Speaker 2>of the responses. Thirty five. It's obvious. How thick can

0:58:27.880 --> 0:58:30.320
<v Speaker 2>you people be? Half of forty is twenty and add

0:58:30.400 --> 0:58:35.920
<v Speaker 2>fifteen thick? Ohs oh wow, he's wrong. Okay, okay, where

0:58:35.920 --> 0:58:38.840
<v Speaker 2>are you seeing this? By the way on Facebook? And

0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:41.720
<v Speaker 2>then everybody comments, I don't know where you went to school,

0:58:41.760 --> 0:58:44.920
<v Speaker 2>you morons, it's thirty five, and then everybody rips them

0:58:44.960 --> 0:58:48.720
<v Speaker 2>a new asshole. I love that it's either seventeen or

0:58:48.800 --> 0:58:51.880
<v Speaker 2>ninety five. The puzzle is open to more than one answer. No,

0:58:52.160 --> 0:58:54.320
<v Speaker 2>math only has one answer. You can't. You can't have

0:58:54.360 --> 0:58:59.240
<v Speaker 2>two answers. Oh yeah, oh it's subjective all of a sudden, yeah, yeah,

0:59:00.400 --> 0:59:03.040
<v Speaker 2>when I went to school. Oh here's another one. So this,

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<v Speaker 2>this one was only a genius can solve this? Is right?

0:59:06.360 --> 0:59:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Divide thirty by a half and then add ten. What

0:59:12.320 --> 0:59:15.560
<v Speaker 2>divide thirty by a half? Yep and add ten? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that that's another problem you're giving me? Yep? Divide thirty

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<v Speaker 2>yeap by a half. Okay, So that's sixty right plus

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<v Speaker 2>plus ten to seventy. Right, see, I'm already catching on.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the comment. When I went to school, the answer

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<v Speaker 2>would be fifty, and someone wrote, well, you went to

0:59:32.960 --> 0:59:37.360
<v Speaker 2>a stupid, fucking school because the answer is seventy. Boy,

0:59:37.440 --> 0:59:40.160
<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of stupid people on this thing. It's fifty.

0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:44.360
<v Speaker 2>The rest you need to shut up. So that's it's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole. It's all people like being cocky and they're

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<v Speaker 2>all wrong. I love that. I love when I see

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<v Speaker 2>that did you go to church or did you go

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<v Speaker 2>to school? Because you should be praying for the right answer.

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<v Speaker 2>That shit ain't fifty. So so yeah, that' are the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of things. So it's not people, but they're so cocky.

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<v Speaker 2>I was on the math team. The answer is seventy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's perfect, and someone wrote, your math team must have sucked.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fifty, But no, it was seventy. How has this

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<v Speaker 2>person even getting fifty because they they're what are they

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<v Speaker 2>doing to the number? They cut? Thirty and a half? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>we have, but thirty divided by a half is not.

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<v Speaker 2>There are people listening to this right now that are

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<v Speaker 2>questioning us, but it's not. It's not half of thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>It's thirty divide divided by a high that's a different function, right,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's Mike thirty divide auto point five. They're so

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<v Speaker 2>cocky about like it's obvious what the answer is? You idiots,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're always wrong. Yeah, I love it could be

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<v Speaker 2>two answers, No, it can't. Math doesn't have two answers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>never the answer, that's for sure. That's my favorite. Could

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<v Speaker 2>be we could be either answer. No, it can't because

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<v Speaker 2>this is more like American history where things are subjective. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's artistic express expression here, it's English, it's English Lit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's open to your interpretation. Yeah. Is there another one?

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<v Speaker 2>Another one? No, I just want to just do a

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<v Speaker 2>quick grammar one. You don't play the jingle. Somebody wrote no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not and they wrote ken k n O W.

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<v Speaker 2>So so I wrote I think you mean n O

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<v Speaker 2>n O and he wrote sorry, I was in a

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<v Speaker 2>Harry fat fingers. How do your fat fingers go from

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<v Speaker 2>n O to k n O W yeah to add

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<v Speaker 2>a w No way, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, no shot.

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<v Speaker 2>You were just caught fat fingers. No, you were just

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<v Speaker 2>caught and now you feel stupid. So you're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>use something that doesn't fit the narrative. Fat fingers, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>fat fingers. Yeah, all right, I love Oh, I got

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<v Speaker 2>I got audio feed to play and I with got

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<v Speaker 2>you soon right yeah, Oh, I'm say your father, my

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<v Speaker 2>dad's blowing up my phone. Continue. Oh okay, so I

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<v Speaker 2>told you like the these things on TikTok where they'll

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<v Speaker 2>put up a picture and they'll say find these four objects, yea,

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<v Speaker 2>and the fourth one is never there. Yeah, so there's

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<v Speaker 2>a new one now. It's they put up a skirt

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<v Speaker 2>with a bunch of holes in it and they go,

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<v Speaker 2>how many holes are in the skirt, but nobody remembers

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<v Speaker 2>the whole, the hold, the top, of the bottom, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it is. It's plus two, right, So so the person

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<v Speaker 2>in this video is it's the same scam. Every TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>scammer does the same thing. They tell you just follow

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<v Speaker 2>me and I'll tell you the answer. Once I get

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<v Speaker 2>a thousand more followers, i'll give you the answer. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not playing that game because then you see they get

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<v Speaker 2>a thousand, but it's pre recorded anyway, they're not even there.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, Mike got the answer. There's no Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no Mike getting the right answer, like, oh, Jamie

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<v Speaker 2>is so close. There's no Jamie and people are like

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<v Speaker 2>arguing and fighting to get and so I want you

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<v Speaker 2>to listen to this guy promising he'll give the answer

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<v Speaker 2>right hold on here, hold on, I gotta turned up

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<v Speaker 2>my bluetooth off. Hold on and listen to the guy

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<v Speaker 2>over and over again. Swear. He swears he's gonna tell

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<v Speaker 2>everybody what it is. Here we go. Hold on, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna open it up in the video player if I

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<v Speaker 2>see them when he go on my screen, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>reveal the answer to this if people send them his

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<v Speaker 2>money guns getting me? Now, who is gonna be the

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<v Speaker 2>person to do it? Right now? We're actually so close,

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<v Speaker 2>We're so close, actually so close right now. Who's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>finish it off for us? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is actually gonna finish it off so we can

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<v Speaker 1>reveal the answer to this puzzle right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's actually gonna finish off scam? So he is if

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<v Speaker 2>somebody sends me a money gun prize, I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>But people are sending money guns. He's not there to

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<v Speaker 2>see it. It's a pre record actually finished it off

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<v Speaker 2>so we can actually reveal the answer we're actually gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do it, actually close to hitting the money guns right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's gonna see right now? Oh my god? And what

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<v Speaker 2>did he do with the money? He just pockets it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>people send them gifts over and over again because they

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<v Speaker 2>have to know the answer and how many holes are

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<v Speaker 2>in this fucking card. But who gives a ship how

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<v Speaker 2>many holds are in the scar? Sending him money gun

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<v Speaker 2>gifts which are like eight dollars, He's like, God, we're

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<v Speaker 2>so close. I'm gonna say you right now, We're actually

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<v Speaker 2>so close. I'm actually gonna really answer. I'm actually gonna

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<v Speaker 2>tell you right now. And it goes off at twenty minutes. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I scrolled away. I came back. He still do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually gonna tell you. I'm actually gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 2>right away. Awful, awful. And people a lot of these,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of these riddles. You can just google them.

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<v Speaker 2>You just go green skirt with holes and they go

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<v Speaker 2>it's nine whatever it is. Yeah, every one of these

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<v Speaker 2>fucking riddles. But they all sound like this guy. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not the same guy, but he's making money. A couple more.

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<v Speaker 2>Send me another galaxy. Well, if I get one more galaxy,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what the answer is. I'll show you

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<v Speaker 2>where the egg is hidden, tell you right away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And people sit there all day, and the people writing

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<v Speaker 2>a slice. I wonder if I wonder if people are

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<v Speaker 2>squandering squandering their gift cards on him. Oh yeah, like

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<v Speaker 2>sharing why your uncle passed away by a money gun?

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<v Speaker 2>I got how many holes are in the skirt. It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>I love him right now. That's a huge one. I

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<v Speaker 2>should try it some days. Brocold boys, not Brocly Brocly,

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<v Speaker 2>no boys, brock brock li