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Speaker 2: Episode two eighty five of The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We
Speaker 2: are getting so close to episode three hundred. We are,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be such a letdown if we don't
Speaker 2: have a party or do something special. Brodie, Well, what
Speaker 2: do you want to do? I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 2: how would you celebrate a three hundredth episode? I mean,
Speaker 2: I know my mind goes grandiose places like having it
Speaker 2: in a huge haul, like a you know, like a
Speaker 2: catering place, you know where people with slices come where
Speaker 2: we invite three hundred slices to episode three hundred and
Speaker 2: we have a tremendous buffet dinner with free dessert. And
Speaker 2: I was thinking something along the line, what do you
Speaker 2: check in your microphone? What are you jerking it? What
Speaker 2: are you doing over there? Yeah, I'm jerking it. No,
Speaker 2: the the microphone came off the the arm and now
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get it back on and it's not
Speaker 2: going on for some reason, right, so hold it in
Speaker 2: your hand for the next hour. I don't want to
Speaker 2: do that. I do not have an interest in doing that,
Speaker 2: but thank you? Why not? They'll give us some exercise. No,
Speaker 2: not doing that. Yes, speaking of exercise, what about a
Speaker 2: bowling alley? A bowling alley? Yeah, perfect game is three
Speaker 2: hundred just thinking about being you know clever. Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2: That's a great tie in. We got a bowling alley
Speaker 2: sponsor we could talk to. I don't know we can
Speaker 2: we could do anything, really, I don't like to. Can
Speaker 2: we do anything? You're man handling your mic? Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like I should uh, we
Speaker 2: should pause this or I can fix this thing. No pause,
Speaker 2: this's zero edits? Which is HEREO? I know zero addits?
Speaker 2: But we can pause, can't we hashtag zero edits slices hashtags?
Speaker 2: You need to hear all of it. I went to
Speaker 2: need to hear all of it. So I went to
Speaker 2: the gym today. Man, Yeah, okay, am I swaller? What
Speaker 2: you're Your face is a little swollen? Does that count? No? No? No,
Speaker 2: that's swollen? Oh sorry, No, my my face should be
Speaker 2: a little thinner, but I guess it is. I could
Speaker 2: change my going for a thinner. I could change my
Speaker 2: camera angle. Okay, Oh I figured I how to fix this. Sorry,
Speaker 2: that's great. Not your camera. That's not annoying at all. No,
Speaker 2: I'll mute it. I'll mute it so you don't have
Speaker 2: to hear this. Hold listen, this is real. Your real
Speaker 2: life football boy is real. You're screwing, are screwing. It's
Speaker 2: not like you don't do this to be perfect. That's
Speaker 2: the first thing you screwed in years. You're not kidding?
Speaker 2: How is the sex life with the sex wife? What
Speaker 2: what that is? You know? No? Oh man, you think
Speaker 2: that you guys would be like banging like like like
Speaker 2: I got birds and rabbits. Now your kids are you
Speaker 2: know you're empty nesters, the kids are you're just rubbing that.
Speaker 2: I just now was the most action I've had in
Speaker 2: the water. You're not banging on the bathroom floor. We
Speaker 2: don't Shaggy. Don't have to call Shaggy in. It definitely
Speaker 2: wasn't me. Oh, it's so sad. That's all right, all right,
Speaker 2: life goes on. I get to do a podcast with you.
Speaker 2: It's like it's as good as sex. Oh, blood de
Speaker 2: o blood, that's it. So anyway, I am listen. I
Speaker 2: just want to let you know that I came back
Speaker 2: from the gym. Yeah, and I ran to pick up
Speaker 2: the microphone and do the podcast with you. You ran
Speaker 2: from the dining room table three feet to the no
Speaker 2: gym to hear Yeah, you ran from the gym. My
Speaker 2: point is I didn't take a shower yet, so I'll
Speaker 2: have to shower after this, so I'm sitting. So you're
Speaker 2: sweating and swollen. No, did not sweat. We did not
Speaker 2: break a sweat today because I'm on a calorie deficit
Speaker 2: from doctor fat loss. But eventually many steps, no, no steps.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I don't have a question? Readmill, Yes one
Speaker 2: a question, yes, question. Hit the jingle. I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: you slip that waits you a question. My question is
Speaker 2: can you hit the jingle? Bitch that I really by No.
Speaker 2: I think every time you slip in a sponsor that
Speaker 2: one of two things should happen. You should give me
Speaker 2: money or you should give away a Brooklyn Boys T
Speaker 2: shirt available at Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 2: I mean we can do that. I think you all
Speaker 2: the slices something every time you you do that because
Speaker 2: you're benefiting and they're not and I'm not. So we're
Speaker 2: gonna open up the window. Speaking of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Uh Merch store. We're gonna open up that window right
Speaker 2: where from a certain from now until we set an
Speaker 2: end date if you set up the website. No, it's
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. Right, that's Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 2: dot Big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: But we we we said, we said we're gonna be
Speaker 2: able to ask like for their name on it. We autographs.
Speaker 2: I think we're going to sign where you and I
Speaker 2: are going to pick a day in the near future
Speaker 2: and we're going to go drive out to Matt Merch
Speaker 2: and we are going to Matt sign all merch that
Speaker 2: comes in. And let's set a date right anytime from now,
Speaker 2: which is we're going to call this February. We're gonna
Speaker 2: call it February February. What's today, twenty twentieth nineteenth, Today's
Speaker 2: the nineteenth nineteenth. Okay, it's President's Day we're gonna call.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go from Februar nineteenth to let's pick it
Speaker 2: on on President's Day. I just realized that why are
Speaker 2: we working on President's Day? That's a great question. I
Speaker 2: don't know. Why are we working on President's Day? Well,
Speaker 2: you're not working for the morning show. So you're off today. No, actually,
Speaker 2: I'm in the Dominican Republic right now because I left
Speaker 2: yesterday Sunday. So right, that's when this is going to
Speaker 2: be released. Oh but it's not really President's Day. No,
Speaker 2: but we're going to say February nineteenth, which is the
Speaker 2: date of this podcast publishing, the publishing date until Bill
Speaker 2: dot dot dot. Let's put a let's put a time
Speaker 2: on it. One week, we're gonna not one week. Let's
Speaker 2: give him a couple. No, let's give him a couple.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna get to Matt merch for a while.
Speaker 2: The end of the London March March thirty. First. The
Speaker 2: problem is he's gonna have to hold He's gonna have
Speaker 2: to hold on to the merch. That's the problem. So
Speaker 2: maybe March fifteenth, March sixteenth, a happy medium, all right?
Speaker 2: March uh? No? What if? What if people don't wear medium?
Speaker 2: Let's call it March tenth. What we're calling it March
Speaker 2: I like March twelfth, March twelfth, fine, okay, any if
Speaker 2: you order merchandise between now time you're hearing this right
Speaker 2: and March twelfth at March A March twelfth twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: We will autograph Scary Brody Brodie Scary. We will autograph.
Speaker 2: We will autograph the merch. As long as it's something
Speaker 2: that we can autograph, we will autograph it. Yes, put
Speaker 2: it in the notes, because you could put that in
Speaker 2: the notes when you order stuff. Okay to say, if
Speaker 2: you if you don't want it ruined or merched or
Speaker 2: or or autographed, then I think you know, then then
Speaker 2: we have a problem. But I think we're gonna have
Speaker 2: Matt make a thing in the checkout that says autographed
Speaker 2: or not. Yes, okay. And now that now that you've
Speaker 2: you're not giving him any time to do that, well,
Speaker 2: we'll give him. Well, he's got the whole weekend. It's
Speaker 2: President's Day, right, he's gonna work the weekend and his team.
Speaker 2: If he's gonna redo the website, listen, if you don't
Speaker 2: think it through a brother, if you don't want us
Speaker 2: to sign your stuff, indicate that in the notes. Okay,
Speaker 2: because there is a note, there's a memo column on
Speaker 2: the hand. Then why didn't you buy it this week?
Speaker 2: The whole point of this is to buy it during
Speaker 2: our autograph window. This is the autograph right exactly, you
Speaker 2: don't want to graft. You should have bought it last week.
Speaker 2: That's right. We're gonna autograph everything. All your ship's getting autographed, okay,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be. It's gonna say some of it's
Speaker 2: gonna say brody and scary. I'm gonna say scary and brody.
Speaker 2: We're gonna say you know what, you know, We'll put
Speaker 2: him next to each other or on top of each other, whatever,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, it matters to the fans. It's gonna be.
Speaker 2: We're gonna whatever. We'll sign ultate, we'll sign all right,
Speaker 2: but we're going to sign up with We're gonna sign
Speaker 2: it with a live marker, a live marker like as
Speaker 2: opposed to something that we just stamp on there and
Speaker 2: walk away. We're gonna rinna sign it. We're going we're
Speaker 2: gonna drive out to where the merch is produced and
Speaker 2: we're gonna sign it. And then he's gonna he's gonna
Speaker 2: stuff it and mail it. Okay, but just make sure
Speaker 2: you to know that this will be a few weeks
Speaker 2: before you're gonna get your merch. He's gonna hold on
Speaker 2: to all of it. Also, we're stopping for pizza. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make a pizza list. Yes, hey, have you ever
Speaker 2: done a good deed and you thought? You know how
Speaker 2: karma works? Right? The universe will come back around and
Speaker 2: do a good deed for you, or somebody's gonna smile
Speaker 2: and give you like a hey thumbs up, Like nice job, man, Yes, yes, right.
Speaker 2: How would you feel if you did something nice and
Speaker 2: you still got ship on? It happens a lot. Actually,
Speaker 2: it happened. It's happened to me several times, and it
Speaker 2: happened to one of my close friends and one of
Speaker 2: our close friends very recently. Oh all right, well tell
Speaker 2: you what. Let's take a quick break here, and when
Speaker 2: we come back, I will tell you how it happened
Speaker 2: to me. And I want to hear your stories as well,
Speaker 2: because I have not heard them. Okay, all right. So
Speaker 2: I took a train into Manhattan yesterday. And so the
Speaker 2: way that the train works that I was on, there's
Speaker 2: one stop right before you go into Manhattan and then
Speaker 2: there's that long ride through the tunnel til you get
Speaker 2: to the city. Yes, so I'm sitting down and you know,
Speaker 2: I got that good spot when I got on the
Speaker 2: train I got on there was only there was some
Speaker 2: seats available, so I had a choice. I sat in
Speaker 2: the last seat of that that section of seating, so
Speaker 2: you get the metal divider next to you that's right
Speaker 2: by the door. So this way, no one is sitting.
Speaker 2: To my left, and to my right was a I
Speaker 2: would say, a relatively thin woman.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: She was very petite, small woman. And the train was
Speaker 2: I don't know, eighty percent full by the time we
Speaker 2: got to the last stop before the city filled up.
Speaker 2: Now people are standing. Yeah, So at that stot, I
Speaker 2: always look for the preggers and the elderly, and I
Speaker 2: give my seat up. Okay. So a woman gets on
Speaker 2: the train, now I know it's like at least a
Speaker 2: ten twelve minute ride into the city. Approximately older woman
Speaker 2: and she's very large, okay, okay, And she stands, she
Speaker 2: holds onto the pole right in front of where I'm
Speaker 2: like a little to the right of where I'm sitting,
Speaker 2: So she's really in front of the skinny woman next
Speaker 2: to me, but like I'm like two feet from her,
Speaker 2: and I'm looking down and I see she's got swollen
Speaker 2: ankles and she's wearing uncomfortable looking shoes. Yeah, so I say,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm gonna do? The right thing, not
Speaker 2: because I want anyone to notice or whatever, I want
Speaker 2: anyone to applaud me as the hero of the day.
Speaker 2: But the woman deserved. I thought, you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: young enough I could stand for the next you know whatever,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna give her my seat. So I say,
Speaker 2: excuse me, would you would you like to sit down?
Speaker 2: And she smiles at me and she nods her head.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she spoke English or not, because
Speaker 2: she didn't say much, but she went and she sat
Speaker 2: down and she got comfortable, and you know, I pointed out,
Speaker 2: she's very large, right, which is another reason I wanted
Speaker 2: her to sit down. Well, she's much larger than I am.
Speaker 2: And when she sat down, her right butt cheek slammed
Speaker 2: into the thin woman next to me because her butt
Speaker 2: needed to take up a seat in a half right,
Speaker 2: she needed to just spread out like all the more
Speaker 2: reason why she probably should sit down. Okay, right, So
Speaker 2: I don't see a problem so far. So I'm standing
Speaker 2: and I watched her sit and I smile at her,
Speaker 2: and then the thin woman I'm thinking, like she's gonna go.
Speaker 2: That was very like make your face like that was
Speaker 2: very nice. To you. She gives me the fuck you
Speaker 2: face and starts mumbling at me and then shakes her
Speaker 2: head no, like she gave me stink face, like you asked.
Speaker 2: You gave the fat lady a seat? Now my wrong?
Speaker 2: Is it my fault? She's squishing a look. She was
Speaker 2: a little bit squashed off to say, no, you're not me, No,
Speaker 2: you're good, you're good. I thought somebody would be like,
Speaker 2: give me like the chin up a little like a right, hey, joy,
Speaker 2: nice job. No I don't get that, I get stink face,
Speaker 2: would like like a like a headshake of disapproval, like
Speaker 2: you fucked me. Because now she's a little squashed. I
Speaker 2: should let the heavy set lady, uh stand right? No,
Speaker 2: no way, no way, no way, no no, you did
Speaker 2: the wrong guy. You did the right You did the
Speaker 2: right thing. I felt like saying to the skinny woman,
Speaker 2: what do you look? What's to look for? Why am
Speaker 2: I getting the dirty look? And she gave me the dirt.
Speaker 2: Every time I looked down at her, she came still
Speaker 2: giving me the look like you had sense it. It
Speaker 2: was a very uncomfortable. I had to turn around and
Speaker 2: go to the other side of the train. I couldn't
Speaker 2: take it. Yeah, because I because I I can't say anything.
Speaker 2: If I pointed out and I'm like, why are you
Speaker 2: making stinct face at me, She's gonna say, well, because
Speaker 2: you made the heavy set lady sitting next to me.
Speaker 2: I don't want to embarrass the woman. Now, look, not
Speaker 2: everyone is built for one seat. If I was sitting
Speaker 2: there and the woman plopped down next to me, I
Speaker 2: would not I would not be happy about it, but
Speaker 2: I wouldn't blame the person who give up their seat.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that was That was the start of my
Speaker 2: day yesterday. That was one of the things that went
Speaker 2: a little uh, a little cock eyed, A little cock eyed,
Speaker 2: little cock eye. Ye try to be nice, David Brody.
Speaker 2: Mom raised me to be a good gentleman. And instead
Speaker 2: I instead of like, hey, the whole the whole car
Speaker 2: applauding for me, which I didn't want, just would have
Speaker 2: liked the chin. Okay that happened to me once. What
Speaker 2: happened to here? Well, I tried to buy you a second.
Speaker 2: I tried to buy you a steak dinner. Hold on,
Speaker 2: and I tried. I bought the steak dinner. And everyone
Speaker 2: continues to shit on me to this day. Are you
Speaker 2: saying I'm the fat lady in this situation. I don't
Speaker 2: like that. Yes, no, you're the fat lady. And everybody
Speaker 2: and all all the listeners, all the slices who take
Speaker 2: your side on this is the skinny woman giving me
Speaker 2: stink face because they think that I didn't buy you
Speaker 2: a steak dinner when I tried twice and I did
Speaker 2: the right thing. No you didn't. Yes I did. I
Speaker 2: did a good time again for saying you tried. I
Speaker 2: did the right thing, but you did not buy me
Speaker 2: a steak dinner I gave. I gave you what I
Speaker 2: knew to be. How do you turn a good Samaritan
Speaker 2: story into you whining about the steak dinner situation? Because
Speaker 2: it continues to be relevant today. It's this is never ending.
Speaker 2: There's a Peter Luger is not far from Matt Merch.
Speaker 2: There is m just saying that, all right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: what if I'm someone gave me a gift card, one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars gift card for Peter Luger's if I use
Speaker 2: that on our steak dinner, which I totally could. Did
Speaker 2: I buy you a steak dinner? Yes, because it'll be
Speaker 2: much more than one hundred dollars and it's technically your value,
Speaker 2: so you're giving up one hundred dollars of value. So
Speaker 2: that's fine, all right, I would accept that towards my Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well this happened to somebody close to I'm not mentioning names.
Speaker 2: Some friends were out to dinner on Saturday night. Not
Speaker 2: me and Gandhi, couple, No, and a couple. A couple
Speaker 2: joined them. Okay, now the couple did they know the
Speaker 2: couple they showed up and yes, there were four people
Speaker 2: that went out to eat. Okay, I don't like where
Speaker 2: this is going already. The second couple had a gift
Speaker 2: certificate to the restaurant that they went to. Okay, I
Speaker 2: don't know the second couple as well as the first couple.
Speaker 2: All right, So the first couple, but then when when
Speaker 2: the bill came, they're like, this is going to be interesting.
Speaker 2: What ends up happening? The second couple presents their portion
Speaker 2: of the bill for the give certificate. The gar certificate
Speaker 2: covered their portion. So when you split something in two
Speaker 2: because two people are paying, because it's four people, right right,
Speaker 2: your half is two fifty or whatever, right, let's call it,
Speaker 2: yes fifty. That's an expensive expensive meal. Let's call it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's call it two fifty each couple. Let's say that's
Speaker 2: a lot. Right, So the gift card, whatever it was,
Speaker 2: covered their amount. So that's it. They're done, right, that's
Speaker 2: done their value. They're done now. The first couple didn't
Speaker 2: say anything. They paid their half. But then I got
Speaker 2: an earfull from the first couple and they said, hey,
Speaker 2: were we wrong for being pissed off that couple number
Speaker 2: two did this? Shouldn't they be pissed off if they
Speaker 2: paid the same amount of money? Well, I kind of
Speaker 2: I'm kind of on the fence about this brody. Okay,
Speaker 2: couple number one, and let's say it was two hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty dollars. If both couples pay cash or credit card,
Speaker 2: they pay two to fifty. Yes, if a couple number
Speaker 2: two pays me to gift card, a couple number one
Speaker 2: still pays two fifty. Right, But couple one thinks that
Speaker 2: they should have spread that gift card since they're presenting
Speaker 2: it at their group dinner, they should spread that gift
Speaker 2: card amongst all four people. Oh fuck no? And then right,
Speaker 2: and then, so a couple one get part of their
Speaker 2: birthday present or whatever it was. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: I'm that fucked up. A couple number one is fucked couple.
Speaker 2: Couple one one is not Scotty Bee. I know that
Speaker 2: could be a couple number two. Yeah, Scotty Be would
Speaker 2: absolutely no, he would, but and it wasn't. So I'm
Speaker 2: I'm wondering because in my mind, I'm like, well, you
Speaker 2: a couple one, you raise it, you raise a great point.
Speaker 2: You know it's not a great point, you know what.
Speaker 2: You know what, then go out to eat the dinner
Speaker 2: that place on your own, with your your your whoever
Speaker 2: you want to bring on and use the gift card.
Speaker 2: Then when I'm not around, what's the difference. The difference is, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've presented this gift card and you're not. It's like
Speaker 2: what happened to like sharing for the whole class? What about? Like, no,
Speaker 2: that's all this is so nice. It's free money. You
Speaker 2: got that for free. You didn't pay for it. Hold on,
Speaker 2: they didn't pay for the gift card. Here's where it's
Speaker 2: a problem. Here's the only way it's a problem. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's say couple two. They say on the ride over,
Speaker 2: like they're in the car, husband and white boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever,
Speaker 2: the husband and boyfriend whatever. Let's say they're riding over
Speaker 2: and they go, you know, we got this gift card.
Speaker 2: We could probably order extra shit because we're not really
Speaker 2: paying for dinner, we're using the gift card. So what
Speaker 2: if they say, like, oh, well, you know, like bring
Speaker 2: over a seafood tower. Now if they start like adding
Speaker 2: drinks onto the bill that they wouldn't normally have and
Speaker 2: they jacked the price up because they knew they weren't
Speaker 2: paying cash, then it's a dick move because now you've
Speaker 2: made couple one pay for your extra shit. But if
Speaker 2: they just had a normal meal, no extra drinks, well,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. I've been the situation before several times.
Speaker 2: What about this situation. Well, I'm just gonna say I've
Speaker 2: had several I've several times I've had gift cards and
Speaker 2: I've gone out with my friends to eat and I've
Speaker 2: pretty much thrown the gift card in the middle of
Speaker 2: the table at the end and be like, all right,
Speaker 2: let's take the value off of this and then let's
Speaker 2: get the bill recalculated and then we'll split it from there.
Speaker 2: Who does that? No one of your friends go out
Speaker 2: with you. You're a sucker. You buy cause facts girlfriends,
Speaker 2: and you throw your gift. Somebody bought you a present.
Speaker 2: Somebody says, hey, scary, happy birthday. I know you love
Speaker 2: this Italian restaurantm giving you a hundred a gift card.
Speaker 2: You think they're gonna like the fact that you throw
Speaker 2: a hundred dollars in and ten people all took ten
Speaker 2: dollars off their meal. They bought you a present. It's
Speaker 2: not your obligation to share that they did they did well.
Speaker 2: What if I, okay, what if I have DoorDash credit
Speaker 2: and somebody somebody gave me the credit as a gift
Speaker 2: card right now now we're all ordering door Dash, But
Speaker 2: like you, we split it up into a group situation.
Speaker 2: Should I say, use some of my credit toward your meal?
Speaker 2: Or I just now, look who you're asking? Wow, you're
Speaker 2: asking me, why would I give my doors present to
Speaker 2: somebody else? I think in the case of the restaurant
Speaker 2: on a Saturday night, it's a dick move to, like
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, whip out a gift card to
Speaker 2: and be like waitresses. I just think that you're more
Speaker 2: you're still tip I think if you if you if
Speaker 2: you whip out a gift card in the middle of
Speaker 2: a group dinner. I think you're more subject it just
Speaker 2: to no he is, I feel I feel bad if
Speaker 2: I if I didn't share the wealth, Like, why would
Speaker 2: you share the wealth? It was your present? I ask
Speaker 2: your question. What if couple number I'm too nice? I'm
Speaker 2: too nice? So what if couple number two was on
Speaker 2: a first date? Okay? And he whips out the gift
Speaker 2: card and says, I got I'll take care of dinner tonight,
Speaker 2: And I don't think it gets. I don't think it
Speaker 2: gets a second date. That's first off, I still bought dinner.
Speaker 2: He still covered her handed a dinner. Nah, I don't
Speaker 2: think you pull out a gift card on the first date.
Speaker 2: I don't think you do that. That's awful. So so
Speaker 2: that's why, because you value it so much, you're saying
Speaker 2: that if we did go out for a steak dinner
Speaker 2: at Peter Luger's and I used this one hundred dollars court,
Speaker 2: you're saying that that would qualify because I'm losing value
Speaker 2: on a gift that was given to me. Well, did
Speaker 2: you get the gift from work for doing some bullshit
Speaker 2: thing and the sales tore you a gift card for
Speaker 2: or did somebody give to you as a birthday present? Neither?
Speaker 2: It was given to me as a we're so sorry
Speaker 2: you lost your mom. Here go out to dinner. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: then I would be honored if you spent it on me.
Speaker 2: But now I feel wait a minute, and I feel terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm being honest, though, No, now you can't use the
Speaker 2: gift card so now because it because it was it
Speaker 2: was intended for a different purpose, so now tended to
Speaker 2: make you happy, not buy me dinner and plug. I
Speaker 2: gotta be honest with you. Though, Mama Scary would have
Speaker 2: wanted me to have the stay there, really is that
Speaker 2: I especially would have. She would have. She knew you,
Speaker 2: she absolutely probably would have. But right, she's so broad
Speaker 2: and scary. We have it on tape, and I bring
Speaker 2: that out up because now that opens up. Well, now,
Speaker 2: how did you get so going back to the couple
Speaker 2: scenario from the other night, how is this gift card given?
Speaker 2: Because if it was for a different purpose some way,
Speaker 2: either way, it's fine. A couple number one has to
Speaker 2: stick up the rest. A couple number one is the
Speaker 2: type of people that don't send their food back when
Speaker 2: it's wrong. So any any gift card, any credit that
Speaker 2: I was given, it belongs to me, and I shouldn't
Speaker 2: feel bad. No, why should you feel bad? It's yours
Speaker 2: you're putting in money. What's the difference? Because I was
Speaker 2: taking a couple of one side, I'm like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a little tacky. They probably should have shared it
Speaker 2: with you guys. In the way it's tacky is if
Speaker 2: couple two ordered extra shiit knowing they weren't pink cash,
Speaker 2: if they had like four rounds of drinks they don't
Speaker 2: normally drink. Then if I was a couple of one
Speaker 2: of the past, now they didn't know, they didn't take advantage. No, No, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, you feel better? Uh yeah, but I'm I'm
Speaker 2: still on the fence. Uh you your monetary issues are
Speaker 2: fucked up. Maybe the Boys podcast we will be right back. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: you know what you know we should do? Now here
Speaker 2: a good time? What we should play some of the
Speaker 2: jingles you brought home? Is that a good time? I
Speaker 2: think now's a great time. I could do that. Oh
Speaker 2: someone's calling me. Oh what mean someone's calling you? Jingle time?
Speaker 2: Oh it's Tony. Tony's calling me. Tony Tony scary. He
Speaker 2: heard that I was always gave away my Peter Luger's
Speaker 2: one hundred. Oh yes, don't ask him. Put him on,
Speaker 2: put them on, tell me he's on the podcast. Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe I don't. I'm not gonna put it on now.
Speaker 2: I don't know today. I don't know today. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe not. I don't know what he wants. That's
Speaker 2: blind I'm putting him on blindly. It's it's not probably
Speaker 2: probably a sense that you would have spend the gift
Speaker 2: card that was giving you because of your mom exactly.
Speaker 2: Speaking of man, this one was touching. I got a
Speaker 2: mass card in the mail or a sympathy card from
Speaker 2: some one of the slices. Yeah, and the very heartfelt
Speaker 2: note here about my mom's passing, and they wrote, We've
Speaker 2: been heart heartbroken hearing about losing your mom, especially since
Speaker 2: we've heard her speak so about you on the show
Speaker 2: and on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We as a community
Speaker 2: will keep you in your family in our minds. Stay strong,
Speaker 2: and we're all very sorry for your loss. And this
Speaker 2: is from Skyrot from the mod from the mod team
Speaker 2: at e d MS sub reddit on Reddit, the community,
Speaker 2: the reddit community as a whole. On the apparently apparently
Speaker 2: isn't a E D M S thread on the on
Speaker 2: the uh, there's a bunch of reddit thread reddit on reddit,
Speaker 2: so thank you for the Uh. I guess how you
Speaker 2: read it? You nurturing trap door and you scuks rot
Speaker 2: s k X means user, oh user. See I don't
Speaker 2: know the lingo. I don't really go on reddit, so
Speaker 2: I don't know. But I didn't even know that that existed.
Speaker 2: So crotch rot and who else is a scotch scuz
Speaker 2: rocket No s x s k x rot uh. And
Speaker 2: then okay, all right, so and and nurturing trap Door,
Speaker 2: Thank you guys, Love you guys. And and this is
Speaker 2: a good one. You're gonna love this. This is somebody
Speaker 2: to the reason why we're reading these Well, it's not
Speaker 2: slice time, it's not talkbacks, but and it's not mail
Speaker 2: time because it's not an email. We got physical things
Speaker 2: in the mail. That's crazy when people take the time
Speaker 2: to do that. Dear Scary Jones, what they mean you
Speaker 2: as well? That's okay. I hope you find this letter.
Speaker 2: I hope if this letter finds you, well, it's a letter.
Speaker 2: I know you're a very busy man. I'll keep it short.
Speaker 2: Longtime listener, I absolutely absolutely adore you and the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: I'm a slice for life. Brooklyn Boys is by far
Speaker 2: my favorite podcast. I wanting to express my heartfelt appreciation
Speaker 2: for the way you brighten my day with your sense
Speaker 2: of humor. You and Brody make me laugh. It's a gift,
Speaker 2: and I think I thank you enough for the laughs
Speaker 2: and mental break from the real world. Everyone always says
Speaker 2: you're like second family to us, and it's so true.
Speaker 2: I'm getting married in January and it would be our
Speaker 2: honor to host you. Well consider a warm meal and
Speaker 2: open bars. Thank you. She goes on to say that
Speaker 2: I'm underrated on the Morning Show. I'm unapologetically myself and
Speaker 2: ninety nine percent of the time I'm right with my
Speaker 2: thoughts and opinions, and people give me a hard time
Speaker 2: for it way, especially with bringing your guest for the wedding.
Speaker 2: That you invite someone, they get a plus one right,
Speaker 2: thank you, it's curleesy. I needed to bring Robin to
Speaker 2: that wedding anyway. Tell Robin she is invited to our wedding.
Speaker 2: Thank you. The future Kerrie do four d U f
Speaker 2: o U r ps. Let's go mats so anyway, thank
Speaker 2: you for that. That's very nice. I'm sharing that and
Speaker 2: a DM I want to read. If that's okay, we
Speaker 2: take it. Oh, of course, thank you to Samantha dot
Speaker 2: leikso l e E xo. She says, so long Island
Speaker 2: Girley here. Recently moved into a new condo complex where
Speaker 2: I rent for around oh a hell of a lot
Speaker 2: of money. I'm on, I'm not going to read that crazy, right,
Speaker 2: but I guess that's how it is right now. Love
Speaker 2: the podcast and have been a listener forever. Being super
Speaker 2: anxious about moving in and getting settled. As I was
Speaker 2: moving in, I saw my neighbor getting into her car.
Speaker 2: I waved, and now she came over. I saw her
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys merch sweatshirt getting saw it as a sign hello,
Speaker 2: new bestie and good vibes all around. Amazing stuff. And
Speaker 2: that's from Samantha. Oh my god, Mamantha awesome. Moved into
Speaker 2: a complex where her neighbor purchased a sweatshirt at Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys do big hoartail dot com. Neighbor, neighbor, My favorite
Speaker 2: commercial from the Super Bowl? Is that your favorite? That one?
Speaker 2: That's the Danny Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger one. And
Speaker 2: I like the way he gave Danny DeVito top billing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a bigger star. He's been around longer. About that.
Speaker 2: I come on, I love Dan, I love Danny and
Speaker 2: uh oh and the dunk Kings. I love the dunk King.
Speaker 2: Dunkings was great. Dun Kings was great. With what all
Speaker 2: of them, Matt, all of them, all the Bostom people,
Speaker 2: Brady Now, Mark Wahlberg wasn't on it. He was on
Speaker 2: uh he was on Colbert other night and he was.
Speaker 2: Then Colbert says to him, you're from Boston now coming
Speaker 2: on in the commercially. He goes, yeah, well, I guess
Speaker 2: I was busy when they were call him. So yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Ben Affleck, Matt Damond. So that was what
Speaker 2: else was great? Man, A lot of Jesus. Jesus is
Speaker 2: really rich. Spelney and the Church had a lot of
Speaker 2: money to spend that. I think Jesus spent more than
Speaker 2: Timu Mu or whatever it's called, Tamu Timu Tamo tmu. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a lot of a lot of money. A lot
Speaker 2: of Jesus. Jesus was advertising two years ago. I think
Speaker 2: when they started three years ago, two or three years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't they got the cash. I mean, you know
Speaker 2: any other Super Bowl commercials that stuck out? Not really? Uh?
Speaker 2: You know what I found interesting? There were two commercials
Speaker 2: that were inspired by the movie Flash Dance from nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty eighty two. Whenever it was right. I saw one
Speaker 2: of them when they they wore the bucket of water
Speaker 2: on his head, the hippo or the dancing uh whatever
Speaker 2: it was, gummy bear, whatever it was he did the
Speaker 2: sit in the chair, pull the water down. Yes. And
Speaker 2: then the T mobile commercial What a feeling and Irene
Speaker 2: Cara was in that. I think that was the second
Speaker 2: one Flash Dance. Oh. I just thought it was a weird,
Speaker 2: weird choice that two different companies choose Flash Dance as
Speaker 2: the inspiration for the Super Bowl commercials. Yeah, there was
Speaker 2: some ones I thought wasted their money. I thought the
Speaker 2: I was it Square Space, the one with Martin Score
Speaker 2: says in it. Yeah, yeah, a lot of them. I
Speaker 2: won't remember them. I don't won't remember the advertiser, which
Speaker 2: leads me to say that if you think about it,
Speaker 2: then they wasted seven million dollars. Because if you can't
Speaker 2: remember who the advertiser was then was it really an
Speaker 2: effective commercial Budweiser. There wasn't a lot of commercials for Budweiser.
Speaker 2: There was an awful lot of commercials for bud Light
Speaker 2: saw that they were definitely trying to brand damage control. Well,
Speaker 2: I had a dead, a rough year with some parts
Speaker 2: of the country, and uh, they spent the shitload this
Speaker 2: year on commercials, so hopefully it works for them. I
Speaker 2: guess I said it was the most watched super Bowl
Speaker 2: of all time. It's the most watched broadcast of all time. Okay, difference, well,
Speaker 2: because it just beat the Moon Landing as the most
Speaker 2: watched Wow anything ever, Oh wow went up. So it
Speaker 2: was the most watched super Bowl and the most watched
Speaker 2: broadcast of all time. That's what unless they tweaked it.
Speaker 2: But I originally had seen that story. If they tweaked
Speaker 2: it again. By the time you hear this, I've looked again,
Speaker 2: but it was it's either that it's not the most
Speaker 2: watch super Bowl for sure. Yeah, and uh, you know,
Speaker 2: I shout out to the family, by the way, speaking
Speaker 2: of the Super Bowl, to the the Kansas City woman
Speaker 2: who's a DJ who unfortunately lost her life at the
Speaker 2: Chiefs rally. Yeah, he's in our business. And she does
Speaker 2: the midday show on that station. Well she did a
Speaker 2: one day a week to Hano show, and whatever the case,
Speaker 2: it's terrible. And I did see the Taylor Swift donated
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars today go fund me one hundred thousand
Speaker 2: dollars excuse me say a hundred one hundred thousand dollars today,
Speaker 2: which was nice. You know, that's very kind. But you know, hey, chiefs,
Speaker 2: congratulations on the victory and tragedy. Tragedy to follow up.
Speaker 2: But anyway, and how crazy is it that the numbers
Speaker 2: that came out in the final we're having to be
Speaker 2: two numbers that I would bit was bitching about two
Speaker 2: and five came out. Now I had two and eight. See,
Speaker 2: normally twos, eighths and fives are shitty numbers to have
Speaker 2: in these Super Bowl boxes city because you might get
Speaker 2: a twenty eight. Two is not great, two is not
Speaker 2: two's not great, and neither is five. The two and
Speaker 2: five came out, five sucks. How many field goals are
Speaker 2: you going to kick? So field goals? So yeah, but
Speaker 2: two and five were the final numbers. So so congratulations
Speaker 2: to all those underdogs who thought you had the shittiest
Speaker 2: pick in the pool and the city is squares you guys,
Speaker 2: you won. You know who didn't advertise that? I remember
Speaker 2: they may have had one commercial on I don't remember,
Speaker 2: but not really the point. Geico now, oh yeah, Geico
Speaker 2: used to be my car company until I told you
Speaker 2: that I had some problems with them and their rates
Speaker 2: were like three times higher than what I switched to.
Speaker 2: That being said as a former customer, I got five
Speaker 2: different envelopes in the past week and a half to
Speaker 2: my dress with the name headwig Labouf. Oh, that's that's
Speaker 2: got to be a joke. Somebody play a joke on you.
Speaker 2: H e d Nope, nope, headwig Leabouf to your address.
Speaker 2: What's that my address? Wow? And I opened it up
Speaker 2: because it was addressed to my house and it didn't
Speaker 2: look like a real name, and it said We're sorry
Speaker 2: that we are going to have to turn you down
Speaker 2: for auto insurance for your policy. We cannot offer you
Speaker 2: auto insurance at this time. So after the first one,
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, that's weird. Then I got a second one,
Speaker 2: and the third one and the fourth one, so I'm like,
Speaker 2: this fucking guy, whoever it is, is obviously applying for
Speaker 2: auto insurance at my address. Now. The first one it
Speaker 2: was dated like twenty twenty like for some reason, they
Speaker 2: took four years or three and a half years to
Speaker 2: get back to him. So I called you used to
Speaker 2: go yeah, I was gonna say this, and it says,
Speaker 2: you know, Hi, what tell us why you're calling? Are
Speaker 2: you calling for this? This? This? This is why? This
Speaker 2: is shaya la boo. It says are you Are you
Speaker 2: a customer? And I said no, I'm not because I'm not.
Speaker 2: And it says, oh, we're sorry. Geicoed is no longer
Speaker 2: a quote auto policies on the phone. Please go to
Speaker 2: Geico dot com click ah man. So it took me
Speaker 2: five times to figure out the combination of things to
Speaker 2: say and agree to that wouldn't get me hung up on.
Speaker 2: It's like, are you looking for auto insurance? Did you insurance?
Speaker 2: Vote you? Did you report him? So finally I get
Speaker 2: through to somebody. Yes, finally get through and this guy,
Speaker 2: James nswers the phone. Hi, this is James. They you
Speaker 2: it going Geico? How can I help you? So I
Speaker 2: tell him what's going on and he says, ooh, unfortunately,
Speaker 2: there's nothing we can do. Unfortunately, So unfortunately, you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to just disregard those letters. I said, what, wow?
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, there's no record of it. Unfortunately, so
Speaker 2: unfortunately there's nothing I can do. So what do you think?
Speaker 2: I said at that point, why giving me a double
Speaker 2: negative with two? Unfortunately? I said, sir, can I speak
Speaker 2: to your manager? Fortunately? Four times? Of course you did.
Speaker 2: You called him out on it, exactly what I thought
Speaker 2: you did. I said, you're trying to be nice and perky, James,
Speaker 2: but you guys keep mailing letters to my house for
Speaker 2: headwigamof we can't have insure you don't give Headwig one
Speaker 2: angry inch. That's right, thank you, you fucking report Hedwig.
Speaker 2: I said, can you please take a look and see
Speaker 2: if he's made How long ago these applications were put in?
Speaker 2: Is he doing it like since the first letter I got?
Speaker 2: He tried again, Oh, unfortunately, sir, I can't look it
Speaker 2: up because unfortunately, our phone system, I mean our computer
Speaker 2: system won't let me do that. So unfortunately, and thisthing
Speaker 2: I can do. I'm so sorry. I go nuts, I
Speaker 2: go crazy, And he did that whole like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate that. I hate the whole I'm I
Speaker 2: got him say, I'm some Unfortunately, we'd like to at
Speaker 2: some point you go. You know, I'm like, you said it.
Speaker 2: That's what I understand. You can't. That's gen Z. That's
Speaker 2: gen Z, that's how they talk. No, this guy was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, carry out the last the last silver Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. You know you're not so. I was like, unfortunately,
Speaker 2: I'm not buying that answer. So unfortunately I have to
Speaker 2: ask for supervisor. I'm sorry, sorry, Unfortunately, fortunately we have
Speaker 2: to take a break. Yeah, with scary and Brody. So
Speaker 2: when you get I can't really go here. I can't.
Speaker 2: I want to. When I gave it to you, Oh
Speaker 2: you're no one listens doing. Oh no, all right, I'm
Speaker 2: a gift card passing away. No no, no, no, this
Speaker 2: is no What if somebody gives you a very nice
Speaker 2: gift mm hmmm, if you wish, but they won't hear you.
Speaker 2: But you kind of have one that's similar to it already.
Speaker 2: Oh you give it to David Brody. I'll sell it
Speaker 2: to you. I'm not even take I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: just tough to can you hold it up? Let me
Speaker 2: see it? I won't I know what it is. Let
Speaker 2: me say I don't. Okay, hold on, do not say it.
Speaker 2: Hold On, I won't say that. Hold On, I gotta go. Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna do what I can to imply
Speaker 2: what it is without saying he doesn't know it. I
Speaker 2: give it away. No, I would never never say anything.
Speaker 2: It's you know, I'm a rock. I got what of
Speaker 2: these that? Fuck it? Let's see what? Oh yeah, you
Speaker 2: do have one of those? Yeah? I said, oh my god,
Speaker 2: we put a lot of thought and effort into your
Speaker 2: gift and this and that for your birthday, and and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that's awesome, thank you so much. It's
Speaker 2: the honest person, I never been to your apartment, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, but it is awesome. The thing is,
Speaker 2: it's so awesome they know me so well that I
Speaker 2: already have one, right, I mean, it's class. It's a
Speaker 2: different color. But I I I'm saying I can't, I
Speaker 2: cannot go further than this. But it's basically it's the
Speaker 2: same thing, the same. The numbers are the same. So
Speaker 2: my question is the size is the same, It has
Speaker 2: the same it performs the same functions, it does the
Speaker 2: same things. So my question is, and they're talk in
Speaker 2: circles and it's very vague booking a big person ever
Speaker 2: been to your apartment? No, well, then you find sell
Speaker 2: that one, and if they ever come to your apartment
Speaker 2: the one that looks just like it, they'll think that's it.
Speaker 2: I can sell the one that looks just like it
Speaker 2: and keep this, will sell the new one in the box,
Speaker 2: or you could give it to Brody and he'll sell
Speaker 2: it for you for a commission. Yeah, first dinner. The
Speaker 2: thing is I didn't have the heart to tell them
Speaker 2: because it's such a kind gesture. Now is this for
Speaker 2: your birthday? Or is this for birthday? Another condolence gift?
Speaker 2: Now it is a birthday gift? Wow? Huh? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 2: And this person thought so highly of you, I know
Speaker 2: you so well that you would want one of these. Yes,
Speaker 2: you know, they must know you, know what you're into,
Speaker 2: where you're working. So, but they've never been in your
Speaker 2: house and they bought you this really nice gift. But
Speaker 2: they've never been to your house? Correct, So how how
Speaker 2: close can they possibly be? Yeah? But did they gonna
Speaker 2: be like, hey, how's that thing or what? Or when
Speaker 2: I open it? When I open it? Like I should be, like,
Speaker 2: I post a social because that's what you do. You
Speaker 2: put it on your story, Like, why haven't I seen
Speaker 2: that on your story? What's going on? I'm going to
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 1: You know what you do?
Speaker 2: You take you take a picture. Here's what you do,
Speaker 2: scary find the box from the one you actually have, right,
Speaker 2: post that? Do it? Like, get a picture of the
Speaker 2: old box from the old one you have. They're not
Speaker 2: gonna remember that it's brown or dark green or whatever
Speaker 2: and put it up. Cool, that's cool fucking gift though, right,
Speaker 2: you like it? Yeah? It's nice? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, all right, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean does it work? Yeah? I mean it's fresh
Speaker 2: out the box, it's brand new. Right, well I don't
Speaker 2: you haven't probably used something like that in a while.
Speaker 2: Wow yeah, okay, all right, well we'll move on anyway.
Speaker 2: I just didn't know the whole point of this conversation is, right,
Speaker 2: what do you do when somebody knows you so well
Speaker 2: they get you gift, but it's a duplicate and you
Speaker 2: don't have the heart to tell them that they set
Speaker 2: you a gift that you already have. That's happened to me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it did happen to me. I sucked it up and
Speaker 2: I sold it all right, all right, Well, but I
Speaker 2: just wouldn't worry about the social media aspect of it.
Speaker 2: Your birthday was it was a couple of weeks ago already,
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was then just say you love it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what else you could do? But y's what
Speaker 2: you do. Here's what you do. You sell that one.
Speaker 2: But you take a picture because you have a bunch
Speaker 2: of them together, similar ones, right, because you collect these things.
Speaker 2: I would take a picture of the ones you have
Speaker 2: out on display from a distance and go, look, it
Speaker 2: fits perfectly on my thing. Yeah, and from a distance,
Speaker 2: it's never gonna know it's not the same one. Yes,
Speaker 2: all right, Speaking of things to sell, you want to
Speaker 2: sell my old computer or what? I put it up
Speaker 2: for sale and I had no takers on the Book
Speaker 2: and Boys podcast last week. My old iMac. The people know.
Speaker 2: I gave you a hundred bucks for it, dude, it's
Speaker 2: worth a thousand dollars, all right, one hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: Facebook market place. I'll get obviously, give it cash. I
Speaker 2: got cash in hand. I'll be read. That was a funny.
Speaker 2: That was funny online that you sent me a DM
Speaker 2: of if Facebook marketplace was real, real life selling stuff
Speaker 2: on his lawn, fucking hysterical at Facebook, and people came up.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, is that available? And they walk away five
Speaker 2: hundred dollars I'll give you twenty Yeah, and they walk away. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll take it. Yeah, and they walk away. She had
Speaker 2: a couple. I had a couple of those this week.
Speaker 2: I had. I had a one one thing I was
Speaker 2: selling for I don't know, fifteen dollars and the guy
Speaker 2: was like, I got cash in hand on the right over.
Speaker 2: I got six bucks. Yeah, they go have six bucks
Speaker 2: later today too, because I'm not taking that. There you go.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to the Dominican Republic on Sunday. When
Speaker 2: I'm going with my family, it's a very different trip
Speaker 2: from me. We're going, Uh, we're making a family vacation,
Speaker 2: extended family. So that would be me and my brother
Speaker 2: and my sister and their spouses and their kids with
Speaker 2: with my dad and my sister in law's parents. So
Speaker 2: we got a huge ass. So it's like Christmas, except
Speaker 2: I'm not there same people. Yeah, you're right, pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone but me had that work out. I don't know,
Speaker 2: so so yeah, so this is where we're going to
Speaker 2: Casa to Campo, which is an area and and in
Speaker 2: uh inside the Dominican Republic. Does that mean a house
Speaker 2: of camp I don't know what it means. Casa de campo. Uh,
Speaker 2: house speak Spanish, well speaking of speaking Spanish. Uh. That
Speaker 2: was the I hope this goes well because in order
Speaker 2: to get the house for rent, I went through a
Speaker 2: rental agency that had this house available that we wanted,
Speaker 2: and only it was going it was only going through
Speaker 2: this one, this one agency. Okay, Campo means evil. Are
Speaker 2: you serious you're going to casad Evil? No, I'm not, Yes,
Speaker 2: you are. Campo has to have a second meaning, no shot.
Speaker 2: I just did it in Google Translate. Hey look Campo, look,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, evil. Oh wow. Anyway, so this was
Speaker 2: all a Spanish speaking, all Spanish speaking agency. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: how am I going to make a business transaction of
Speaker 2: this magnitude with a company that only speaks Spanish. Well, dude,
Speaker 2: Google Translate is my best friend. And now you can translate.
Speaker 2: Now you could translate in the I message, you could
Speaker 2: translate on WhatsApp. It is a fucking godsend I have done.
Speaker 2: I mean, I hope everything comes out right. But we've
Speaker 2: been going back and forth and back and forth, thousands
Speaker 2: and thousands of frigging lines of dialogue. And I'll tell
Speaker 2: you were gonna say lines of coke. I'm like, what
Speaker 2: you can google translate cotsa the Kraco, Yeah, Cotsaco. I'm
Speaker 2: in love with the cold goal. Yeah. So anyway, so
Speaker 2: I'm using I use a Spanish. That's an example of
Speaker 2: something that you would never really be able to do
Speaker 2: twenty years ago. I mean you'd call the agency or
Speaker 2: you know, they speaking of the language. You're like, sorry,
Speaker 2: language barrier. Click. But now everything can be done online
Speaker 2: and everything can have a you know, everything can be translated. Well,
Speaker 2: Facebook marketplace needs that then, so that when people ask
Speaker 2: me for stuff in other languages, I know what the
Speaker 2: hell they're saying. But isn't that crazy though? And that's awesome.
Speaker 2: So we'll see how this turns out. Pray for me.
Speaker 2: I hope everything we had set I had set up transportation,
Speaker 2: I had set up like renting of golf carts. I
Speaker 2: had to sent up you know, I had to do
Speaker 2: dinner reservations, the whole thing always done in Spanish. Now
Speaker 2: are the three siblings paying for everything? Yeah? We're going
Speaker 2: to talk about it. But talk about that. Okay, you
Speaker 2: know how that works. Well, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2: Let let's say hypothetically, the three siblings chip in. Is
Speaker 2: that fair to you because you've got a husband and wife,
Speaker 2: a husband and wife chipping in, and then just you No,
Speaker 2: it's okay, you're paying a third, but you're a fifth
Speaker 2: with family. See that's where that's the difference between me
Speaker 2: and you. Right there is the exact right there encapsulates
Speaker 2: Scary versus Brody. Scary doesn't give a fuck if he's
Speaker 2: one fifth of of of company and has to pay
Speaker 2: one third, because that's the way things are dis vibe.
Speaker 2: Brody has breaking instituition for three kids mathematically, and he's
Speaker 2: gotta be gonna pay to the penny Collins. In a
Speaker 2: lot of families, that would that would start of that
Speaker 2: would start a fight, that would start family fights. When
Speaker 2: people do that, why family fight? Well, at least talk
Speaker 2: behind your back that that Brody is always fucking so
Speaker 2: talking about you. Your brother and sister know you make
Speaker 2: the big bucks, so they don't care. I don't make
Speaker 2: Anthony better step up. You know something, man, You as
Speaker 2: something else? Although I say your brother's house is so nice,
Speaker 2: he should probably pay for the trip. Oh right, that
Speaker 2: is that how we're judging now. It's like when you
Speaker 2: have a fancy car, you gotta tip better at the garage. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, you tell, you tell, you tell your brother.
Speaker 2: I said that he has the nicest house. You have
Speaker 2: a one bedroom apartment there. You shouldn't be paying for anything.
Speaker 2: You buy us some bigger house. Look at you spending
Speaker 2: my money. You should get a second bedroom so that
Speaker 2: I can come over and hang out. We can do
Speaker 2: the podcast, and then you know, I crash. I don't
Speaker 2: have to go home. The invite is here. I'm still
Speaker 2: waiting for you to come over and do this podcast.
Speaker 2: I did it once with you. Your system suck. You
Speaker 2: couldn't the microphone didn't reach the table. No, it was
Speaker 2: a nightmare. No, my system is fine. Everything is great.
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong. Okay. How long did it take us
Speaker 2: to get it to work right when we were recording today?
Speaker 2: Only a few minutes? Twenty three minutes? Twenty three minutes. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it wasn't that long, was it. It was twenty three minutes? Right?
Speaker 2: But everything was right? Now, Brody to hit us no
Speaker 2: more you know what. This is a good time now
Speaker 2: now that we're talking about your super equipment, to see
Speaker 2: if the old jingles play. Let's play the jingles you
Speaker 2: brought home. We'll do that through your six million, seven
Speaker 2: hundred seconds after this big moment here. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: did you see the video that I sent you on
Speaker 2: one with the guy who goes into Walmart? He goes
Speaker 2: and he buys ice cream sandwiches from the freezer. I
Speaker 2: must have forgot, but anyway, well forgotten, I've forgotten. But
Speaker 2: there's a viral video out there. I brought this up
Speaker 2: to the Morning show, but nobody bit on it today.
Speaker 2: Now I want to know if it's a hoax or not.
Speaker 2: If you google TikTok viral video ice cream sandwich doesn't melt. Apparently,
Speaker 2: he takes these ice cream sandwiches, a specific brand that
Speaker 2: Walmart sells, take him out of the freezer. He leaves
Speaker 2: him out, and they do not realize they don't melt.
Speaker 2: That they don't melt. I'm not eating that shit. And
Speaker 2: then he went back to it the next day and
Speaker 2: instead of sitting on the counter and it still hasn't melted.
Speaker 2: There's but they're ice cream sandwiches or there, or they're
Speaker 2: ice cream desserts? Are they frozen desserts? It doesn't have
Speaker 2: anything in it. But my point is it's so pumped
Speaker 2: and jacked with chemicals that you take it, they don't
Speaker 2: even have to be frozen. You take it out of
Speaker 2: the freezer, and there's no like milky consistency that goes
Speaker 2: all over the place, does not melt. I'm not eating that.
Speaker 2: I'm not putting that in my mouth if it doesn't
Speaker 2: If it doesn't melt. Did you see did you see
Speaker 2: video I'm talking about? Yeah, sort you mentioned it. Yes,
Speaker 2: I don't remember you sending it to me, but I
Speaker 2: did see it, and all the comments were like, I'm
Speaker 2: not eating that shit. There's no way. It's like you
Speaker 2: gonna be like radioactive or something, irofoam. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I thought it was a hoax at first, Oh, you
Speaker 2: know what, it's alien food. Then someone said, no, it's
Speaker 2: frozen dessert and therefore it doesn't qualify as ice cream,
Speaker 2: and and that was the whole thing. It was all
Speaker 2: these he focuses in on all the shitty ingredients and
Speaker 2: things you can't pronounce. I'm just saying, you know, I
Speaker 2: kind of wanted to do the experiment myself. I see
Speaker 2: a lot of this stuff on TikTok. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: want to try that. I want to see if this
Speaker 2: is a hoax or not. I guess it's not a hoax, though,
Speaker 2: I guess it really is. Uh, you know who's buying that?
Speaker 2: Who's buying ice cream? It doesn't melt, and it's not
Speaker 2: even ice cream. It's a it's it's like a dessert topping.
Speaker 2: It's not like real, it's like, what is it? What's
Speaker 2: the dessert topping that? It's not whipped cream? Cool whip
Speaker 2: one of the sprinkles. Sprinkles, No, those are just chocolate. No,
Speaker 2: but it's a cool whip is a dessert topic. Dip
Speaker 2: dot dipper dots, they don't they don't. That's ice cream,
Speaker 2: space age ice cream that that doesn't melt. Remember when
Speaker 2: that was something that was a thing twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: Is space aged? Yeah? Now it's like, oh yeah, frozen balls,
Speaker 2: I get it. Dippin dots doesn't melt, but that actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess whatever it is it's nitrogen, like they freeze
Speaker 2: the shit out of it. Yeah, but this is not
Speaker 2: this is not nitrogen. This is an actual like shape
Speaker 2: like an ice cream saw you not have many? I
Speaker 2: don't care if you make a burger that isn't made
Speaker 2: a meat taste like meat like at some point like
Speaker 2: come on, yeah, I'm not eating unmeltable ice cream. Have
Speaker 2: you tried any of the things that they you've seen
Speaker 2: on reels and TikTok? No, now you know, you know,
Speaker 2: try some of these experiments. No, no, no, that's what
Speaker 2: that's what the videos for. I watch them do it,
Speaker 2: and I go, huh. The worst videos are the ones
Speaker 2: where people are are think that they're home chefs and
Speaker 2: all they're doing is throwing several ingredients together that are
Speaker 2: already cooked and they just lay them on top of
Speaker 2: each other throw it in the oven. And I love
Speaker 2: when they go, this is the world's greatest bean dip. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's the easiest, and it's shit. They put in four
Speaker 2: four like pounds of butter and and motor oil and
Speaker 2: they're not even animal Yeah. But the thing is they're
Speaker 2: not even there. They're not even doing it. They're not
Speaker 2: really cooking, They're just That's why you have to watch
Speaker 2: chef reactions. I do. He's the best, Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 2: is the best. Look up chef reactions on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's an obnoxious chef who just wi He duets videos
Speaker 2: of people with their home recipes, and most of the
Speaker 2: time it's shit and he rips them. It's hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but every once in a while he's like, I try
Speaker 2: that though. What's the Yeah, what's the riddle you had
Speaker 2: for me? Oh? I got a couple of riddles? Well, okay,
Speaker 2: do you want a mathematical riddle first, or do you
Speaker 2: want a quandary, like a detective riddle. I like a
Speaker 2: good quandary. Okay, I give you. I give you one
Speaker 2: one of those. You go, will you? Now? Most people
Speaker 2: walk by this in the grocery store and go, huh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's annoying. Somebody left that there, but not me, because
Speaker 2: I got a podcast and I wondered to myself, what
Speaker 2: the fuck? So I'm at the supermarket a few days ago,
Speaker 2: and you know the Rascal scooters, those motorized carts that
Speaker 2: have like a basket in front, and handicapped people and
Speaker 2: people who are not in good shape who might sit
Speaker 2: on a subway train should knock the person next to
Speaker 2: them with their buttcheek. Of course, they ride them around, right, Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: if you're getting in one of those, it's probably because
Speaker 2: you can't walk, well, you have a difficult time walking. Okay, fair, sure, Sure.
Speaker 2: I'm in the back of the store by the milk section,
Speaker 2: right where the frozen foods aisle ends, and the milk
Speaker 2: section is on the back wall and blocking the aisle.
Speaker 2: Seventy percent of the aisle is a motorized scooter, but
Speaker 2: no one's sitting in it. I'd look around and I
Speaker 2: thought maybe somebody limped over to the milk. Maybe somebody
Speaker 2: hopped out to grab something from the frozen food refrigerator
Speaker 2: then hops back in because they can only walk a
Speaker 2: couple of feet. I looked around, the place wasn't busy.
Speaker 2: There's nobody, so I waited. I'm like, I got to
Speaker 2: see who is riding this thing. Nobody came back for it.
Speaker 2: It was just a rascal a scooter just sitting there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So my question is, how does a person who needs
Speaker 2: a Rascal scooter leave it in the back of the
Speaker 2: supermarket in the very back corner. Where'd they go and
Speaker 2: how'd they get there? Well, boll, it's rare to see
Speaker 2: somebody off of it because they The reason why they
Speaker 2: have it is because they can't walk right, so they
Speaker 2: should have been attached to it or nearby, right, And
Speaker 2: that's one thing. If you leave it in the front
Speaker 2: of the store, but who's riding it? Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: leaves it, I don't get it. I don't know where
Speaker 2: they go. Riddle be this batman. Yes, that's what I
Speaker 2: want to know. Where is the person who was riding
Speaker 2: the rascal scooter? Where'd they go? And first and second
Speaker 2: of all, fuck you for leaving it in the middle
Speaker 2: of the aisle, right, But obviously you didn't need it.
Speaker 2: Obviously you're a fraud. I want to know if you
Speaker 2: got up and left it was a miracle. It's miracle isle.
Speaker 2: Maybe they just had miracle whip. Why is it that
Speaker 2: sometimes when I go to some of these stores and
Speaker 2: I'm shopping for like a medication, so let's say back
Speaker 2: pain medication, Why is it on the floor. You can't
Speaker 2: steal somebody else's jokedn't What are you talking about? That's
Speaker 2: that's a stand up comedian. I did not know that. Yes,
Speaker 2: I think a female comedian. You can't know that. That's
Speaker 2: that's a true story though. Yeah, but that's a back
Speaker 2: pain medication should not be on the floor, on near
Speaker 2: the ground. It should be eye level. I'm just saying, well,
Speaker 2: who's eye level? But how tall do you have to be?
Speaker 2: You know you know what I'm saying. Yes, you're up
Speaker 2: on the bottom shelf. I've uh that's if I google
Speaker 2: it on TikTok or on YouTube, I'm going to find
Speaker 2: that I find it. But I don't know. That's kind
Speaker 2: of scary. Joones observation. It's not a joke. No, it
Speaker 2: is an observation. And it happened to me, really having
Speaker 2: to me in real life. I had more pain. I
Speaker 2: had that pain once. No, remember when I was at
Speaker 2: that Christmas party for Carla Mrie and her her brother
Speaker 2: and I don't know if you were you know, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: you know you want to want to do anything. Well
Speaker 2: you were not invited. But Greg t h the Jersey
Speaker 2: Kid and Garrett were there and we were doing jump
Speaker 2: around and I was wearing these hard sold Kenneth Cole
Speaker 2: shoes and I was jump up, jump up and fell down.
Speaker 2: I got I literally jumped all of a sudden, you
Speaker 2: were in a house of pain, jump up. I was
Speaker 2: in a world of pain, yes, and I was like ah,
Speaker 2: and I and my discs went crazy and I and
Speaker 2: they did it some some some whatever the hell that
Speaker 2: is on you, like whatever. The scans and it found
Speaker 2: out that let's see, I my L four and L
Speaker 2: five discs were fucked up. For a while, I couldn't
Speaker 2: walk and I was like hobbling everywhere for several weeks.
Speaker 2: I went to Dwayne Reid. I tried to get the
Speaker 2: medication for it. My back and it was literally on
Speaker 2: the floor. I had to bend over. This isn't. This
Speaker 2: isn't when you yawned wrong, is it? That was a
Speaker 2: whole other time. No, that was back after from yawning.
Speaker 2: That was I reaggravated it from that injury from years before,
Speaker 2: from when you yawned wrong. No, I yawned wrong several
Speaker 2: years after my back went out from jump up, jump
Speaker 2: up and fall down. Okay, what about your neck? I landed.
Speaker 2: I landed on the balls on my feet on the
Speaker 2: hard sold shoes. An how and when your balls hang down,
Speaker 2: talking about the backs of my heat by my heels,
Speaker 2: you land on those on your feet with and and
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, it it's like reverberates up
Speaker 2: my body and into my back. I'm telling you I
Speaker 2: fucked myself up, all right, But I'm let me give
Speaker 2: you a math riddle because I want to get this
Speaker 2: done before we go. If you if you're, if you're
Speaker 2: ever on they're on all social media, but on Facebook,
Speaker 2: when you've scrolled down on your page, there's like a
Speaker 2: row of people you may know, and then there's a
Speaker 2: row of videos. They want you to click on videos,
Speaker 2: and they usually have like a caption or a math
Speaker 2: riddle or a spelling riddle or find the mistake whatever. Well,
Speaker 2: whenever they have a math riddle, it's never the obvious
Speaker 2: easy answer. It's always you know what, pemics is scary? No,
Speaker 2: it's the order of operation for math? You do you do?
Speaker 2: I say no, please excuse my dear aunt Sally. Yeah,
Speaker 2: please delicious apples, trudle, exponents, multiplication, additions, editions, abtraction left
Speaker 2: to right, parentheses, exponents right, okay, pemnis. That's the order
Speaker 2: of operation. Okay. I know that some some people teach
Speaker 2: differently now, but that's what he was always supposed to
Speaker 2: be done. So a lot of times they'll put up
Speaker 2: questions where there's something in parentheses and it might be
Speaker 2: an X. You know an exponent, and people forget the
Speaker 2: order and they just do it left to right. Correct.
Speaker 2: That's not well incorrect, Well incorrect is correct. Right. But
Speaker 2: the But so I'm gonna Give'm gonna give you the riddle,
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna read to you some of the
Speaker 2: comments that people make when they think they have the
Speaker 2: right answer. So this one is easy, scary? Ready? What
Speaker 2: is forty divided by a half plus fifteen? So forty
Speaker 2: divided by a half plus fifteen? Yep, So forty divided
Speaker 2: by point five? Uh divided by point five is wow? Uh?
Speaker 2: So it's actually uh, forty divided by a half. You
Speaker 2: really can't I I ol one is? Isn't that? How
Speaker 2: many point five is go into one? Two? So it's right.
Speaker 2: So two forty divided by two is twenty plus fifteen
Speaker 2: is thirty five. Wow, you are so close to being right.
Speaker 2: Forty divided forty divided by a half is eighty is
Speaker 2: eighty eighty halves eighty halves. You're not dividing it in half,
Speaker 2: you're dividing it by a half. Divide it by alf
Speaker 2: how many point fives go into forty eighty? Oh, it's right?
Speaker 2: Adding fifteen that's ninety five. Ninety five? Sorry, the answer
Speaker 2: is ninety five. Shit, And I used to be so
Speaker 2: good at math too. Oh man, So here are some
Speaker 2: of the responses. Thirty five. It's obvious. How thick can
Speaker 2: you people be? Half of forty is twenty and add
Speaker 2: fifteen thick? Ohs oh wow, he's wrong. Okay, okay, where
Speaker 2: are you seeing this? By the way on Facebook? And
Speaker 2: then everybody comments, I don't know where you went to school,
Speaker 2: you morons, it's thirty five, and then everybody rips them
Speaker 2: a new asshole. I love that it's either seventeen or
Speaker 2: ninety five. The puzzle is open to more than one answer. No,
Speaker 2: math only has one answer. You can't. You can't have
Speaker 2: two answers. Oh yeah, oh it's subjective all of a sudden, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: when I went to school. Oh here's another one. So this,
Speaker 2: this one was only a genius can solve this? Is right?
Speaker 2: Divide thirty by a half and then add ten. What
Speaker 2: divide thirty by a half? Yep and add ten? Is
Speaker 2: that that's another problem you're giving me? Yep? Divide thirty
Speaker 2: yeap by a half. Okay, So that's sixty right plus
Speaker 2: plus ten to seventy. Right, see, I'm already catching on.
Speaker 2: Here's the comment. When I went to school, the answer
Speaker 2: would be fifty, and someone wrote, well, you went to
Speaker 2: a stupid, fucking school because the answer is seventy. Boy,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of stupid people on this thing. It's fifty.
Speaker 2: The rest you need to shut up. So that's it's
Speaker 2: a whole. It's all people like being cocky and they're
Speaker 2: all wrong. I love that. I love when I see
Speaker 2: that did you go to church or did you go
Speaker 2: to school? Because you should be praying for the right answer.
Speaker 2: That shit ain't fifty. So so yeah, that' are the
Speaker 2: kind of things. So it's not people, but they're so cocky.
Speaker 2: I was on the math team. The answer is seventy. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's perfect, and someone wrote, your math team must have sucked.
Speaker 2: It's fifty, But no, it was seventy. How has this
Speaker 2: person even getting fifty because they they're what are they
Speaker 2: doing to the number? They cut? Thirty and a half? Right,
Speaker 2: we have, but thirty divided by a half is not.
Speaker 2: There are people listening to this right now that are
Speaker 2: questioning us, but it's not. It's not half of thirty.
Speaker 2: It's thirty divide divided by a high that's a different function, right,
Speaker 2: but it's Mike thirty divide auto point five. They're so
Speaker 2: cocky about like it's obvious what the answer is? You idiots,
Speaker 2: and they're always wrong. Yeah, I love it could be
Speaker 2: two answers, No, it can't. Math doesn't have two answers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: never the answer, that's for sure. That's my favorite. Could
Speaker 2: be we could be either answer. No, it can't because
Speaker 2: this is more like American history where things are subjective. Right,
Speaker 2: it's it's artistic express expression here, it's English, it's English Lit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's open to your interpretation. Yeah. Is there another one?
Speaker 2: Another one? No, I just want to just do a
Speaker 2: quick grammar one. You don't play the jingle. Somebody wrote no,
Speaker 2: it's not and they wrote ken k n O W.
Speaker 2: So so I wrote I think you mean n O
Speaker 2: n O and he wrote sorry, I was in a
Speaker 2: Harry fat fingers. How do your fat fingers go from
Speaker 2: n O to k n O W yeah to add
Speaker 2: a w No way, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, no shot.
Speaker 2: You were just caught fat fingers. No, you were just
Speaker 2: caught and now you feel stupid. So you're trying to
Speaker 2: use something that doesn't fit the narrative. Fat fingers, sorry,
Speaker 2: fat fingers. Yeah, all right, I love Oh, I got
Speaker 2: I got audio feed to play and I with got
Speaker 2: you soon right yeah, Oh, I'm say your father, my
Speaker 2: dad's blowing up my phone. Continue. Oh okay, so I
Speaker 2: told you like the these things on TikTok where they'll
Speaker 2: put up a picture and they'll say find these four objects, yea,
Speaker 2: and the fourth one is never there. Yeah, so there's
Speaker 2: a new one now. It's they put up a skirt
Speaker 2: with a bunch of holes in it and they go,
Speaker 2: how many holes are in the skirt, but nobody remembers
Speaker 2: the whole, the hold, the top, of the bottom, whatever
Speaker 2: it is. It's plus two, right, So so the person
Speaker 2: in this video is it's the same scam. Every TikTok
Speaker 2: scammer does the same thing. They tell you just follow
Speaker 2: me and I'll tell you the answer. Once I get
Speaker 2: a thousand more followers, i'll give you the answer. I'm
Speaker 2: not playing that game because then you see they get
Speaker 2: a thousand, but it's pre recorded anyway, they're not even there.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, Mike got the answer. There's no Mike,
Speaker 2: there's no Mike getting the right answer, like, oh, Jamie
Speaker 2: is so close. There's no Jamie and people are like
Speaker 2: arguing and fighting to get and so I want you
Speaker 2: to listen to this guy promising he'll give the answer
Speaker 2: right hold on here, hold on, I gotta turned up
Speaker 2: my bluetooth off. Hold on and listen to the guy
Speaker 2: over and over again. Swear. He swears he's gonna tell
Speaker 2: everybody what it is. Here we go. Hold on, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna open it up in the video player if I
Speaker 2: see them when he go on my screen, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: reveal the answer to this if people send them his
Speaker 2: money guns getting me? Now, who is gonna be the
Speaker 2: person to do it? Right now? We're actually so close,
Speaker 2: We're so close, actually so close right now. Who's gonna
Speaker 2: finish it off for us? Right now?
Speaker 1: Who is actually gonna finish it off so we can
Speaker 1: reveal the answer to this puzzle right now?
Speaker 2: Who's actually gonna finish off scam? So he is if
Speaker 2: somebody sends me a money gun prize, I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: But people are sending money guns. He's not there to
Speaker 2: see it. It's a pre record actually finished it off
Speaker 2: so we can actually reveal the answer we're actually gonna
Speaker 2: do it, actually close to hitting the money guns right now.
Speaker 2: Who's gonna see right now? Oh my god? And what
Speaker 2: did he do with the money? He just pockets it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people send them gifts over and over again because they
Speaker 2: have to know the answer and how many holes are
Speaker 2: in this fucking card. But who gives a ship how
Speaker 2: many holds are in the scar? Sending him money gun
Speaker 2: gifts which are like eight dollars, He's like, God, we're
Speaker 2: so close. I'm gonna say you right now, We're actually
Speaker 2: so close. I'm actually gonna really answer. I'm actually gonna
Speaker 2: tell you right now. And it goes off at twenty minutes. Wow,
Speaker 2: I scrolled away. I came back. He still do it.
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna tell you. I'm actually gonna tell you
Speaker 2: right away. Awful, awful. And people a lot of these,
Speaker 2: a lot of these riddles. You can just google them.
Speaker 2: You just go green skirt with holes and they go
Speaker 2: it's nine whatever it is. Yeah, every one of these
Speaker 2: fucking riddles. But they all sound like this guy. It's
Speaker 2: not the same guy, but he's making money. A couple more.
Speaker 2: Send me another galaxy. Well, if I get one more galaxy,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what the answer is. I'll show you
Speaker 2: where the egg is hidden, tell you right away. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And people sit there all day, and the people writing
Speaker 2: a slice. I wonder if I wonder if people are
Speaker 2: squandering squandering their gift cards on him. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 2: sharing why your uncle passed away by a money gun?
Speaker 2: I got how many holes are in the skirt. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I love him right now. That's a huge one. I
Speaker 2: should try it some days. Brocold boys, not Brocly Brocly,
Speaker 2: no boys, brock brock li