WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "From Poway to Norway" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.440 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:20.200 pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:32.879 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and a 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:39.960 very good Sunday Sunday Sunday, another brand new pipe and 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:43.599 hot addition to the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:52.720 Danny g Godless America and the mail bag is bursting. 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:55.600 Next thing I know. I just saw this white thing 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:59.760 flying at my face, tons and tons of letters and 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:04.920 we will answer all of the letters if we have time. Well, 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.720 we finite amount of time, as you know, Danny, even 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:10.480 though we're on a podcast which in theory could go 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.120 on forever, it has been proven if you go on 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:17.759 too long orring, people don't listen. So there's a finite 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:22.960 amount of time, and then after that we must go away. Yeah. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.760 I feel like the forty minute mark we usually hit 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:29.000 is the perfect amount of time. Instead of a two 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:32.360 hour countdown show, we still get to be Casey Cason, 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:35.279 but for forty minutes. Yeah, and if we were making 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:39.040 Joe Rogan money, we might do a four hour podcast. Yeah, 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:42.679 I guess I got some money here. That's the the 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:44.760 way that that works there. Now, we mentioned on the 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:49.440 Saturday podcast you were you're getting around about America Online. Right, 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:52.120 we're talking about a O L all that, and so 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.280 before we get into the mailbag, this will bring back memories. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:59.760 This is your first experience with the internet. If you're 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.440 at a certain age, you'll say, well, that's just a 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.720 bunch of old people. That's just old people playing a 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.920 sound by who cares about that. But this is how 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:09.160 the internet was when I first got on the chat 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.880 rooms and all that stuff. Here's how it sounded on 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:23.720 the Internet back in the day. Great, imagine the America 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:30.639 Online logo. Don't touch the phone and the kitchen I'm 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:36.560 trying to get on the internet. No, don't touch the 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:40.919 phone in the kitchen my ears or uh see we 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:45.120 connect connected. Oh it's dialing again. I don't know why 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:50.960 it keeps diving all right, anyway, what the heck? Why 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:55.000 not amount of time it would take to connect? Oh, 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:56.760 and then you get cut off and then you have 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.880 to do it all over again. What are we doing here? 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:04.880 Kids don't know the struggle? Man? Oh Man, oh man. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:08.399 All right, let's go to it. Here we go, Yes 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.880 we do. These are actual letters, send it by actual listeners, 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.320 and we we must play the proper song here our 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:25.200 guy ohio al Yes, And the first letter this week 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.440 comes from Cliff from Nashville. By the way, if you 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.079 want to send a letter, you can send it right now. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:33.120 You can email me and Danny Real fifth Hour at 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:36.280 gmail dot com, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.240 or you can wait until Monday or Tuesday on the 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.880 Facebook page Ben Maller's show and I'll post something on 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:45.200 there usually in the morning. Send it in and we 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:48.680 might use your email on the show in a future 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.760 edition of The Fifth Hour. So Cliff from Nashville rights 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.640 and he says, I wanted to recognize Danny G. For 0:03:54.760 --> 0:04:00.280 a very fun and entertaining weekend in your absence and 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:04.080 after your successful cross country tour, are there any plans 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:08.200 for an international journey? So so the way I'll answer that, 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:11.920 Cliff is, first, thank you and thank Danny G. For 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.119 doing a great job and making sure the podcast continued 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.719 even though I was away on assignment at a family function. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.040 So I have no plans to go international. My wife, 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.359 on the other hand, has tremendous plans to go internationals. 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:29.320 She would like to go visit just about every country 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.600 outside of North Korea and a few places in the 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:35.680 Middle East. She would like to visit everywhere. And uh, 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:38.800 you know, so I, I, being married to her, will 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:42.880 likely be dragged around. I've not been outside of America. 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:46.520 I've been to Oceania. I've been North American Oceania. Wich 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:50.120 is Hawaii sounds better when you say Oceanica, And and 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.440 that's it. So I my my, my wife would love 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.600 to go to Europe and just drive around, visit all 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:56.840 the different countries and all that. And I knew it. 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:58.839 I was gonna say, she wants one of those colin 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:02.119 cowhard Europe trips. Oh yeah, hanging out in the south 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.800 of France, going to Norway. And when she wants to 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.800 see the Northern lights. Have you ever seen the Northern 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.440 lights standing your in your time? I have not either, 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.680 but that's one of the things. And she's got family 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:17.640 from on her side. She got family from Italy and 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.479 from from Norway. Is you would like to visit those 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.880 places and all that stuff. So I'm sure at some 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:26.800 point when we win the lottery or I end up 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:31.160 getting dan Patrick money, that that will happen. Until then 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:37.360 we'll be going to Santa Barbara on places like that 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:42.280 one more geographically desirable, which is not a bad life. No, no, 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.839 not not a bad life at all, Not a bad 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:47.880 life at all. I never really want to go anywhere 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:49.520 when I was young. As of getting older, I must 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.839 it's a sign him getting old, because now I'm like 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:55.240 kind of interested in it. A little bit before I 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.360 had no interest. I was like, I'm fine here, I 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.320 don't need to go anywhere else. People would say, hey, 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.200 you should go here there, and I'd be like, wait 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:07.040 a minute, shut the funk up, height, shut the funk up. Yeah, 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:10.159 our bodies are basically rotting away right now, so you 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.520 start thinking about the places you would like to see 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:17.640 before you croak. Well, it's very nice of you to say, well, 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.640 we do have a fatal illness. It's called life. No 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.480 one's gotten out alive, and from the moment you're born 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:26.320 to the moment you check out, that's uh, got just 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:30.760 a finite amount of time. All right, Uh, what about 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:34.400 you Danny any international. I guess you answered the question 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.560 by saying, yes, you do want to travel around, right. Yeah. 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:40.359 My dad's side of the family are from Sicily, and 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:43.159 I would love to go there and visit. Have family 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:47.960 there that run a wine bar on the water. Yeah, 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:51.080 and my uncle went last year. They put him up, 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:54.120 They had him help at the wine bar in the daytime. 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.599 He loved it and he was balling. He paid for 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.960 a translator to follow him around. Oh wow, how much 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:03.120 did that cost? That must have cost a lot some 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:07.039 of his retirement money. Man. All right, well that's cool. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:11.160 Never balla ballah. Yeah, I'm like you. I'm trying to 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:14.880 afford one hotel for one night in Santa Barbara. Yeah, 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.840 he's got a translator in Sicily for a week. You 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:21.280 gotta go down to drive the half forty minutes down 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:24.240 the road to Uh what's that? What's the town I'm 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:27.400 thinking of, just south of Santa Barbara. Uh, where they 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:35.280 have the soup? Plays said, Oh, Buleton, Buleton, Yeah, Budleton, Buleton, Solving, Buleton. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.960 I like Buleton and Solving. I like that. We've talked 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:41.880 about that beast village. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of cool. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.480 We'll stop him. If you're in l a drive north. 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.600 It's uh, it's kind of neat all right, it's an 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:53.520 ostrich farm. You can stop there and eat ostrich, yeah, 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.480 and watch them run around at the same time, and 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:59.280 then go to the restaurant. And that's right here we 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:04.520 go Helen and Stu from Paul Betobe, Florida, and it 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:08.600 says Bannon Nanny g like two p's in a pod studio, 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:12.160 love you in the fifth hour. Will thank you, Helen 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:17.120 and Stu. You two controversial kids, you boys. The in 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:21.000 the mail bag, less is more, lesson learned. As stew 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:24.680 and I work to keep our bodies and now letters 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:29.360 uh tighter. Helen writes a shout out to our new 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:35.920 friend Ozzy Momentum and we predict two joke writer of 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:41.040 the year. His support shows that our astute opinions have 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:46.400 no boundaries. So Helen's very happy that the ring endorsement 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:49.760 from Ozzy Momentum. She says, been on a personal note, 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:53.479 adds stew and I to be fasting and time restricted 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:58.280 eating lifestyle. Yeah, good job by you two. I like you. 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:02.160 We've greatly reduced start daily eating window and for us, 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:07.120 I have begun fasting once every two weeks for twenty 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:11.000 four hours. Well good, I've been doing this for several years. 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:12.840 I've talked about it on the show, and I know 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:14.360 there was a story in The New York Times a 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.640 couple of weeks ago it said, oh it doesn't. You 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:20.120 don't lose any real weight because of this bullshit. I 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.440 am a believer. I am part of the cult when 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.000 it comes to Interi minute fasting, and I plan on 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:27.520 doing it. And you know, I don't know when my 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:29.440 time is gonna be up, but the rest of my 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:32.600 time here on this little blue marble, I will be 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:35.320 doing Inni minute fasting. And it it does annoy my 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:38.320 wife on the weekends because she's she likes to, you know, 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:40.680 do her thing, and she doesn't do the interimute fasting, 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.320 so it does annoy her a little bit. But I 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:47.000 am all about that action. I don't know that's what 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.920 I am so uh. Anyway, the email continues as for 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:57.439 great unfiltered guests, Please get Patrick Beverly, NBA player hater 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.199 of the Year on the show. I'd love to get 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:04.040 Patrick Beverley on show. Stu's favorite pet Beverly quote. Now, 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:07.560 if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go put water in 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:14.280 Grayson Allen's mama's dish. The amount of vitriol Danny that 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:19.120 Patrick Beverley got from ripping Chris Paul shows you he 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:21.240 was right because people were not attacking what he said. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:24.360 They were attacking who Patrick Beverley is. Which if you 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.760 ever took a debate class back in the day, you 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.040 know that Patrick Beverley was on the right side of 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.640 that because they were thrown out all these you know, 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:36.439 all these nonsense straw man arguments, and they were they 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:40.280 were not attacking the meat of what Beverly said. Yeah, 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:42.800 ad hominem is that the term I was looking for. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:46.480 Ad hominem I believe they said about Pat Bev. He's 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:51.319 been a role player his whole career. He's never won anything. Yeah, 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:54.400 why we weren't really talking about Pat Bev. We're talking 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:57.120 about what just happened with CP three. Yeah, and Beverly 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:59.679 was on TV. He was on TV to say outrageous things. 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:02.199 He said outrageous things, and all these people who were 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:08.040 very offended, they were their sensibilities were rocked because Patrick Beverly, 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.080 how dare him not go along with the group think 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:16.000 shame on you, and and it was ridiculous. Yeah, and 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.880 it's not surprising. It's that old Plaschet. He's one of 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:20.800 those players where you love him when he's on your 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.520 team and you hate him when he's on a different team. Yeah, 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:25.400 well he's not I'm not a Minnesota fan, but I 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.679 love him from his Clipper days. But everyone wanted to 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.640 box him and it was like, come on, man, I 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:34.679 got alone Beverly still celebrating the playing championship for the Timberwolves. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.120 He can't be bothered with us. He did have that 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:40.520 good prediction. He was like, let's see who gets hurt first. Oh, 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:45.840 that was awesome. Yeah, who's gonna have a mysterious injury first? Yeah? 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.000 Chris Paul. It was actually it was Chris Paul I 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.720 did it. And it's so on brand with the NBA. 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.520 It's all part of the stick. And I don't I 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:56.800 don't hate the NBA. I talked about it. I wish 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.120 these games have been more competitive this past week. We 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:02.280 didn't get very many games. We would need a referee. 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.520 In that interview, though, somebody to stick up for CP 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.240 three a little bit and some of his accomplishments because 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.880 you and Pat BEV would be like that Spider Man meme. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.520 You guys would just be pointing at together. I don't 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:13.880 know what you're talking about. We would just be a 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:16.280 couple of guys talking ball. That's all we've been doing. 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.920 What is still wrong with the Clippers? Helen continues the email, 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:24.280 She says boys in closing This week, a fan sued 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:27.960 both the Jets and Giants, demanding they dropped New York 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:32.000 from their names. What say you New York Jets or 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.520 New Jersey Jets, New York Giants or New Jersey Giants, 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.800 San Francisco forty Niners or Santa Clara forty Knights and 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:41.280 that that signed us fasting in Florida, Helen and Stu 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:46.800 in Palmetto Bay. Yeah, so the whole team thing, I mean, 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:48.719 we we went through. I was talking with buddy of 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.600 mine this week. We were going back and forth because 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:54.839 of that story with the New York slash New Jersey lawsuit, 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.800 which is likely going to lead to nothing. Uh, it's 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:02.040 it's branding, it's marketing. It's uh. And I think you're 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.120 allowed legally to do that. I guess we'll find out 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:06.040 whether you're not allowed to do it, because there's a 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:09.640 bunch of teams that don't actually play where they are 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:14.000 said to be from. Like, there is no actual Tampa Bay, right, 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.600 there's all the Tampa by Buccaneers. There's no Tampa Bay. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:20.400 There's Tampa and St. Petersburg. There's no city Tampa Bay. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.640 If you want to nitpick, you can go through that. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:28.720 The Cowboys play in Arlington, Texas, Don't the Raiders. Isn't 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:32.240 the Raiders Stadium actually in Paradise, Nevada? Well, that's the thing, 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.600 if you want to get all technical, I mean, are 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.920 were they going to be the Chavez Ravine Dodgers. It's 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.680 just stupid. It's a region. It doesn't have to be 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:45.400 the actual zip code of where the physical stadium is. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:49.800 In Chicago. They're talking about building something out in their suburbs, right, 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.640 that's right. Yeah, My my family in Chicago lives out 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:57.280 near where they're planning on building the stadium, which is 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:01.320 about an hour, little less than an hour outside of 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.920 downtown Chicago. It's not next door, I see. That would 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:06.680 be dumb. All of a sudden, they can't be the 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:11.160 Chicago Bears. They're gonna be insert that town's name bears. No, 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:15.640 come on, Well, but at the same time, like Santa Clara, 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.360 decent dry with Bay Area traffic from San Francisco, proper, 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:24.239 Anaheim and Los Angeles close to home where we broadcast 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:28.920 from the Los Angeles Angels who play in Anaheim, which 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:32.160 in rush hour is three hours away from Dodger Stadium, 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.880 give or take. So leave it alone and leave the 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.720 big city names that would be so weak. If they 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:41.640 were called the Santa Clara forty Niners, we'd have no 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:45.120 more Buffalo Bills. We'd have the Orchard Park Bills. Could 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.240 have that, and then we would have to get a 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:49.840 team in irwin Dale, because it would only be fitting 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.760 to have a team in the league with Irwin Dale 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:57.040 in front of the team name in the dale erwin Dale. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:00.480 I laugh every time I drive past that pit. They 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.920 filled it in now they feeled when I I used 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.040 to be out that way. They filled in the pit. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.400 It's there's no more hole there. It's just a big 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.160 field of dirt. I wouldn't want to be on that. 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:11.600 I would not want to be on that field of 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:14.480 dirt though, if there's an earthquake, because I don't I 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.720 don't know what's going on underneath the surface on that 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.600 I don't know about that one? All right, keep it going. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:25.000 Here this is the mail bag. These are actual letters 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:30.360 from actual listeners of the radio show. No, we're not 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.280 doing cheese, We're doing this is important. Here, this is mail. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:38.040 This is actual male and let's see who is next? 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:43.760 Any meany mighty moll come back. It's sign from May 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:48.000 I call? All right? Tammy in Montana writes it says, 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:51.760 Benn and Danny, are you guys ever going to do 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:56.680 a war of drops? Tammy says she loves hearing all 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:03.880 the drops. More Tinderoni tips that's all school. Well, the 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:08.080 problem with that is I have kind of a cheesy 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:12.840 board of sound effects that I have right here at 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:18.840 my disposal. But Danny has the full monthy god, he 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:23.280 would blow me away. Yeah that's Danny with the drops, 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:31.720 the evil m fire. So I concede to you. I'll 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.560 just tell you right now. Congratulations. Yeah, there's no contest 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:37.200 when it comes to the drops. You're You're the o 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.480 G when it comes to drops, Danny, I can't compete 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:43.480 with that. You know what's crazy? Ben? Last weekend I 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.880 had to have a friend at fs R helped me 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:51.120 with my laptop because my memory is now completely full 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:59.800 because my folder of Mallard drops is so huge right now, 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:04.399 laptop will not store anything else. So I literally was 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:08.960 going in and deleting family photos. No, it's okay, I 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:12.080 got them backed up their old pictures. Well, I'm sure 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:14.840 the company will take care of that right away. No, 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.520 that will not take care. Then they're efforting it right now, 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:24.720 they're efforting it. Never heard of him? What do we 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:29.280 got here? Tammy says, I hope Ozzy Bowl moved Bowel 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:35.560 Hazzy Bowel Movements. Damny Ozzy Bow Movement's wife has filled 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:39.719 a file for divorce since all he is interested in 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:44.679 is hideous Helen's dirty, smelly, pus filled warp covered Harry. 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:50.240 Grandma muff. Wow, Wait, can you say that on the podcast? 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:54.040 I don't ask me to say that again. That's a mouthful, 0:17:54.560 --> 0:18:00.720 this hideous Helen's dirty, smelly, pus filled work covered Harry. 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:05.240 Grandma muff Wait you just said it again? Oh? Did 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:10.160 I was that into the microphone? I better go man, 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:14.399 all right? Anyway, hideous, this is I'm Tammy hideous ref 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:20.760 reference to suffrage K K K and P one. She 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:25.520 should know about women's suffrage since she was alive when 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:31.520 it was voted on Wow. Tammy's email continues attacking Helen 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.120 and Stu. She says, yes, I am a p one, 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:38.640 unlike hideous Hellen, who can't figure out how to use 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:42.280 a phone. Maybe one of her John's could help her 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:46.800 a while. Uh to uh couldn't figure out to use 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:50.960 the phone to call and take on my verbal Octagon challenge, 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.959 or she is just a coward, Tammy writes, As far 0:18:54.040 --> 0:18:57.040 as those three letters I heard, since she wears a 0:18:57.080 --> 0:19:00.920 white sheet to cover her disgusting appear and she was 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:06.720 voted Grand Wizard, Tammy says of Helen, knowledgeable, kind, kick 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:10.399 ass are the three k's I am associated with, Tammy 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:14.159 and Montana. Right, okay, so things are going well between 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:17.280 these two. Right, that's a nice, nice friendship, nice bond 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:23.040 that's going on here. No, yeah, okay, I got you. 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:26.520 Just another day at the podcast, they're going back, they're 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:29.880 going back and forth at each other. I got mail, yea, 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:34.280 I got mail yea. So this next one is one 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:38.879 of the coolest emails I have got. And I thought 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:42.000 it was a scam, but it was not. And I'm 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.760 gonna try to pronounce this person's name Danny, and I'll 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:52.240 not do it justice the name oiven Vain. Oiven Vain, 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:56.880 who does that ring a bell? I never heard of him. 0:19:57.560 --> 0:19:59.840 So I get this email and initially I thought this 0:19:59.920 --> 0:20:01.959 is probably somebody asking me for money, but I clicked it. 0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:06.520 It says, Hello, I'm a radio enthusiast living in the 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:12.960 city of Trodden, Trondheim in Norway. It's my hobby to 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:16.639 catch different radio stations throughout the world, and at this 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:18.840 time of the year it's possible to hear quite a 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:22.280 few stations broadcasting from the United States due to favorable 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:28.600 atmospherical conditions. So what I do to record? The guy says, 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:33.359 So what I do is to record station identifications, and 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:36.720 I sent an audio clip and asked for a confirmation 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:41.320 on my reception. Now, this actually, believe it or not, 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:44.800 goes all the way back to December. Guy says, on December. 0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:49.120 On the fifte December, I listened to w E n 0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:54.920 E Fox Sports fourteen thirty am from to thirty five 0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:58.720 am local time, just when the show comes on a 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:01.919 little after that to third five am local time in 0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:05.280 New York State. And I made a recording at three am, 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:08.119 which I attached, and then he sent a recording of 0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:15.240 w E n E, and the email continues UH and 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:18.840 says the point is I collect verifications and I would 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:22.000 much appreciate if you would email me a confirmation of 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:24.760 my reception. Blah blah blah blah blah. He says, the 0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:28.960 receiver he uses is pretty advanced and connected to a 0:21:29.080 --> 0:21:33.680 directional antenna, and this equipment is situated on an island 0:21:34.680 --> 0:21:38.720 at our west coast, west coast of Norway, close to 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:42.040 the Atlantic and not far from where I live in 0:21:42.119 --> 0:21:46.679 mid Norway. And the guy's been around the block a 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:49.480 few times. He says, it's been my hobby since nineteen 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:52.280 sixty nine. He says, this is the first time I've 0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:59.800 ever heard W E N E fourteen thirty and so 0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:02.240 that is the email, and he sent me the audio 0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:05.679 link and did you click on it? What were you 0:22:05.840 --> 0:22:08.120 rambling about on the air? Well, it was the top 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:09.600 of the hour and then it was my it was 0:22:09.640 --> 0:22:13.159 our show, and it was it was kind of staticky. 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:16.480 But the fact that guy's in freaking Norway, Dandy, the 0:22:16.600 --> 0:22:21.320 guys in Norway. I don't know why Kyler Murray rant 0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:25.920 I know, I know, I you know what cares about that. 0:22:26.560 --> 0:22:28.520 But that's kind of cool, and especially the fact that 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:30.639 this guy is still going for it. He's obviously an 0:22:30.640 --> 0:22:33.119 older guy, has been doing this this nineteen nine, but 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:36.080 then he's still doing it. At this point, when you 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:40.440 can just click on a website and knock yourself out right, 0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:42.720 you don't. You don't need to necessarily go to the 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:45.080 links that this guy's doing. But that's part of the 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:48.040 magic radio. To me, that's part of the magic radio 0:22:48.680 --> 0:22:51.760 that that this guy is doing it. I'm looking. I 0:22:51.840 --> 0:22:54.240 went to there's a pretty cool website if you're a 0:22:54.320 --> 0:23:00.760 radio nerd radio and then slash a locator slash locator 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.439 dot com I think it is, and that you just 0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:07.320 type in cities or call editors and they'll give you 0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:11.439 the daytime coverage map and the nighttime coverage map. So 0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:18.840 I clicked on our affiliate in Endicott, New York. That 0:23:19.119 --> 0:23:24.680 station at at nighttime when I'm on that particular station 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:29.840 is not a boom and radio station. The coverage on 0:23:29.880 --> 0:23:33.960 that it's five thousand watts, which is okay, but we 0:23:34.000 --> 0:23:37.200 have fifty thou watch stations all over the United States. 0:23:38.000 --> 0:23:42.760 That station is located in Binghamton, New York. So from Binghamton, 0:23:42.840 --> 0:23:48.200 New York, all the way across the Atlantic, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, 0:23:48.240 --> 0:23:51.200 bouncing all the way to Norway, the middle of Norway. 0:23:51.320 --> 0:23:53.600 Our electronics teacher when I was a kid used to 0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:56.320 tell us, think of a rock skipping on the water. 0:23:57.800 --> 0:24:01.240 That skip effect in the atmosphere, and so it could 0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:04.920 skip to another country. It's cool. It's old school. It's 0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:06.919 old school. I love that he's still doing it, so 0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:13.680 thank you for that email. Oiven Vang from Troddenheim, Norway. 0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:17.359 A listener to the Ben Maller showed Fox Sports Radio 0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:21.480 from Binghamton, New York all the way to Norway. That 0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:27.120 was that was pretty cool. So alright, let's go back 0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:29.439 to it. Pierre from Springfield, right, since it's Ben, I 0:24:29.520 --> 0:24:34.480 know that you've said sponsors are not really keen on 0:24:34.560 --> 0:24:39.359 you improvising the ad copy, he writes, but in this case, 0:24:39.400 --> 0:24:42.240 I feel like they would appreciate your input. I recently 0:24:42.280 --> 0:24:46.439 heard an ad buy you for a popular sports betting 0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:49.320 site where you mentioned the conference finals and the four 0:24:49.320 --> 0:24:53.480 teams remaining, yet you didn't use your trademark final four. 0:24:54.160 --> 0:24:57.000 I feel this addition to the copy would really make 0:24:57.119 --> 0:25:00.760 the ad pop side. Pierre, well, that's that's a great idea. 0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:04.560