Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes
Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and a
Speaker 1: very good Sunday Sunday Sunday, another brand new pipe and
Speaker 1: hot addition to the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and
Speaker 1: Danny g Godless America and the mail bag is bursting.
Speaker 1: Next thing I know. I just saw this white thing
Speaker 1: flying at my face, tons and tons of letters and
Speaker 1: we will answer all of the letters if we have time. Well,
Speaker 1: we finite amount of time, as you know, Danny, even
Speaker 1: though we're on a podcast which in theory could go
Speaker 1: on forever, it has been proven if you go on
Speaker 1: too long orring, people don't listen. So there's a finite
Speaker 1: amount of time, and then after that we must go away. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like the forty minute mark we usually hit
Speaker 1: is the perfect amount of time. Instead of a two
Speaker 1: hour countdown show, we still get to be Casey Cason,
Speaker 1: but for forty minutes. Yeah, and if we were making
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan money, we might do a four hour podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I got some money here. That's the the
Speaker 1: way that that works there. Now, we mentioned on the
Speaker 1: Saturday podcast you were you're getting around about America Online. Right,
Speaker 1: we're talking about a O L all that, and so
Speaker 1: before we get into the mailbag, this will bring back memories.
Speaker 1: This is your first experience with the internet. If you're
Speaker 1: at a certain age, you'll say, well, that's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of old people. That's just old people playing a
Speaker 1: sound by who cares about that. But this is how
Speaker 1: the internet was when I first got on the chat
Speaker 1: rooms and all that stuff. Here's how it sounded on
Speaker 1: the Internet back in the day. Great, imagine the America
Speaker 1: Online logo. Don't touch the phone and the kitchen I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get on the internet. No, don't touch the
Speaker 1: phone in the kitchen my ears or uh see we
Speaker 1: connect connected. Oh it's dialing again. I don't know why
Speaker 1: it keeps diving all right, anyway, what the heck? Why
Speaker 1: not amount of time it would take to connect? Oh,
Speaker 1: and then you get cut off and then you have
Speaker 1: to do it all over again. What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Kids don't know the struggle? Man? Oh Man, oh man.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to it. Here we go, Yes
Speaker 1: we do. These are actual letters, send it by actual listeners,
Speaker 1: and we we must play the proper song here our
Speaker 1: guy ohio al Yes, And the first letter this week
Speaker 1: comes from Cliff from Nashville. By the way, if you
Speaker 1: want to send a letter, you can send it right now.
Speaker 1: You can email me and Danny Real fifth Hour at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com,
Speaker 1: or you can wait until Monday or Tuesday on the
Speaker 1: Facebook page Ben Maller's show and I'll post something on
Speaker 1: there usually in the morning. Send it in and we
Speaker 1: might use your email on the show in a future
Speaker 1: edition of The Fifth Hour. So Cliff from Nashville rights
Speaker 1: and he says, I wanted to recognize Danny G. For
Speaker 1: a very fun and entertaining weekend in your absence and
Speaker 1: after your successful cross country tour, are there any plans
Speaker 1: for an international journey? So so the way I'll answer that,
Speaker 1: Cliff is, first, thank you and thank Danny G. For
Speaker 1: doing a great job and making sure the podcast continued
Speaker 1: even though I was away on assignment at a family function.
Speaker 1: So I have no plans to go international. My wife,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, has tremendous plans to go internationals.
Speaker 1: She would like to go visit just about every country
Speaker 1: outside of North Korea and a few places in the
Speaker 1: Middle East. She would like to visit everywhere. And uh,
Speaker 1: you know, so I, I, being married to her, will
Speaker 1: likely be dragged around. I've not been outside of America.
Speaker 1: I've been to Oceania. I've been North American Oceania. Wich
Speaker 1: is Hawaii sounds better when you say Oceanica, And and
Speaker 1: that's it. So I my my, my wife would love
Speaker 1: to go to Europe and just drive around, visit all
Speaker 1: the different countries and all that. And I knew it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, she wants one of those colin
Speaker 1: cowhard Europe trips. Oh yeah, hanging out in the south
Speaker 1: of France, going to Norway. And when she wants to
Speaker 1: see the Northern lights. Have you ever seen the Northern
Speaker 1: lights standing your in your time? I have not either,
Speaker 1: but that's one of the things. And she's got family
Speaker 1: from on her side. She got family from Italy and
Speaker 1: from from Norway. Is you would like to visit those
Speaker 1: places and all that stuff. So I'm sure at some
Speaker 1: point when we win the lottery or I end up
Speaker 1: getting dan Patrick money, that that will happen. Until then
Speaker 1: we'll be going to Santa Barbara on places like that
Speaker 1: one more geographically desirable, which is not a bad life. No, no,
Speaker 1: not not a bad life at all, Not a bad
Speaker 1: life at all. I never really want to go anywhere
Speaker 1: when I was young. As of getting older, I must
Speaker 1: it's a sign him getting old, because now I'm like
Speaker 1: kind of interested in it. A little bit before I
Speaker 1: had no interest. I was like, I'm fine here, I
Speaker 1: don't need to go anywhere else. People would say, hey,
Speaker 1: you should go here there, and I'd be like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, shut the funk up, height, shut the funk up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: our bodies are basically rotting away right now, so you
Speaker 1: start thinking about the places you would like to see
Speaker 1: before you croak. Well, it's very nice of you to say, well,
Speaker 1: we do have a fatal illness. It's called life. No
Speaker 1: one's gotten out alive, and from the moment you're born
Speaker 1: to the moment you check out, that's uh, got just
Speaker 1: a finite amount of time. All right, Uh, what about
Speaker 1: you Danny any international. I guess you answered the question
Speaker 1: by saying, yes, you do want to travel around, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My dad's side of the family are from Sicily, and
Speaker 1: I would love to go there and visit. Have family
Speaker 1: there that run a wine bar on the water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my uncle went last year. They put him up,
Speaker 1: They had him help at the wine bar in the daytime.
Speaker 1: He loved it and he was balling. He paid for
Speaker 1: a translator to follow him around. Oh wow, how much
Speaker 1: did that cost? That must have cost a lot some
Speaker 1: of his retirement money. Man. All right, well that's cool.
Speaker 1: Never balla ballah. Yeah, I'm like you. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: afford one hotel for one night in Santa Barbara. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a translator in Sicily for a week. You
Speaker 1: gotta go down to drive the half forty minutes down
Speaker 1: the road to Uh what's that? What's the town I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of, just south of Santa Barbara. Uh, where they
Speaker 1: have the soup? Plays said, Oh, Buleton, Buleton, Yeah, Budleton, Buleton, Solving, Buleton.
Speaker 1: I like Buleton and Solving. I like that. We've talked
Speaker 1: about that beast village. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: We'll stop him. If you're in l a drive north.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's kind of neat all right, it's an
Speaker 1: ostrich farm. You can stop there and eat ostrich, yeah,
Speaker 1: and watch them run around at the same time, and
Speaker 1: then go to the restaurant. And that's right here we
Speaker 1: go Helen and Stu from Paul Betobe, Florida, and it
Speaker 1: says Bannon Nanny g like two p's in a pod studio,
Speaker 1: love you in the fifth hour. Will thank you, Helen
Speaker 1: and Stu. You two controversial kids, you boys. The in
Speaker 1: the mail bag, less is more, lesson learned. As stew
Speaker 1: and I work to keep our bodies and now letters
Speaker 1: uh tighter. Helen writes a shout out to our new
Speaker 1: friend Ozzy Momentum and we predict two joke writer of
Speaker 1: the year. His support shows that our astute opinions have
Speaker 1: no boundaries. So Helen's very happy that the ring endorsement
Speaker 1: from Ozzy Momentum. She says, been on a personal note,
Speaker 1: adds stew and I to be fasting and time restricted
Speaker 1: eating lifestyle. Yeah, good job by you two. I like you.
Speaker 1: We've greatly reduced start daily eating window and for us,
Speaker 1: I have begun fasting once every two weeks for twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. Well good, I've been doing this for several years.
Speaker 1: I've talked about it on the show, and I know
Speaker 1: there was a story in The New York Times a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago it said, oh it doesn't. You
Speaker 1: don't lose any real weight because of this bullshit. I
Speaker 1: am a believer. I am part of the cult when
Speaker 1: it comes to Interi minute fasting, and I plan on
Speaker 1: doing it. And you know, I don't know when my
Speaker 1: time is gonna be up, but the rest of my
Speaker 1: time here on this little blue marble, I will be
Speaker 1: doing Inni minute fasting. And it it does annoy my
Speaker 1: wife on the weekends because she's she likes to, you know,
Speaker 1: do her thing, and she doesn't do the interimute fasting,
Speaker 1: so it does annoy her a little bit. But I
Speaker 1: am all about that action. I don't know that's what
Speaker 1: I am so uh. Anyway, the email continues as for
Speaker 1: great unfiltered guests, Please get Patrick Beverly, NBA player hater
Speaker 1: of the Year on the show. I'd love to get
Speaker 1: Patrick Beverley on show. Stu's favorite pet Beverly quote. Now,
Speaker 1: if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go put water in
Speaker 1: Grayson Allen's mama's dish. The amount of vitriol Danny that
Speaker 1: Patrick Beverley got from ripping Chris Paul shows you he
Speaker 1: was right because people were not attacking what he said.
Speaker 1: They were attacking who Patrick Beverley is. Which if you
Speaker 1: ever took a debate class back in the day, you
Speaker 1: know that Patrick Beverley was on the right side of
Speaker 1: that because they were thrown out all these you know,
Speaker 1: all these nonsense straw man arguments, and they were they
Speaker 1: were not attacking the meat of what Beverly said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ad hominem is that the term I was looking for.
Speaker 1: Ad hominem I believe they said about Pat Bev. He's
Speaker 1: been a role player his whole career. He's never won anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why we weren't really talking about Pat Bev. We're talking
Speaker 1: about what just happened with CP three. Yeah, and Beverly
Speaker 1: was on TV. He was on TV to say outrageous things.
Speaker 1: He said outrageous things, and all these people who were
Speaker 1: very offended, they were their sensibilities were rocked because Patrick Beverly,
Speaker 1: how dare him not go along with the group think
Speaker 1: shame on you, and and it was ridiculous. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's not surprising. It's that old Plaschet. He's one of
Speaker 1: those players where you love him when he's on your
Speaker 1: team and you hate him when he's on a different team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he's not I'm not a Minnesota fan, but I
Speaker 1: love him from his Clipper days. But everyone wanted to
Speaker 1: box him and it was like, come on, man, I
Speaker 1: got alone Beverly still celebrating the playing championship for the Timberwolves.
Speaker 1: He can't be bothered with us. He did have that
Speaker 1: good prediction. He was like, let's see who gets hurt first. Oh,
Speaker 1: that was awesome. Yeah, who's gonna have a mysterious injury first? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Chris Paul. It was actually it was Chris Paul I
Speaker 1: did it. And it's so on brand with the NBA.
Speaker 1: It's all part of the stick. And I don't I
Speaker 1: don't hate the NBA. I talked about it. I wish
Speaker 1: these games have been more competitive this past week. We
Speaker 1: didn't get very many games. We would need a referee.
Speaker 1: In that interview, though, somebody to stick up for CP
Speaker 1: three a little bit and some of his accomplishments because
Speaker 1: you and Pat BEV would be like that Spider Man meme.
Speaker 1: You guys would just be pointing at together. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. We would just be a
Speaker 1: couple of guys talking ball. That's all we've been doing.
Speaker 1: What is still wrong with the Clippers? Helen continues the email,
Speaker 1: She says boys in closing This week, a fan sued
Speaker 1: both the Jets and Giants, demanding they dropped New York
Speaker 1: from their names. What say you New York Jets or
Speaker 1: New Jersey Jets, New York Giants or New Jersey Giants,
Speaker 1: San Francisco forty Niners or Santa Clara forty Knights and
Speaker 1: that that signed us fasting in Florida, Helen and Stu
Speaker 1: in Palmetto Bay. Yeah, so the whole team thing, I mean,
Speaker 1: we we went through. I was talking with buddy of
Speaker 1: mine this week. We were going back and forth because
Speaker 1: of that story with the New York slash New Jersey lawsuit,
Speaker 1: which is likely going to lead to nothing. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: it's branding, it's marketing. It's uh. And I think you're
Speaker 1: allowed legally to do that. I guess we'll find out
Speaker 1: whether you're not allowed to do it, because there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of teams that don't actually play where they are
Speaker 1: said to be from. Like, there is no actual Tampa Bay, right,
Speaker 1: there's all the Tampa by Buccaneers. There's no Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1: There's Tampa and St. Petersburg. There's no city Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1: If you want to nitpick, you can go through that.
Speaker 1: The Cowboys play in Arlington, Texas, Don't the Raiders. Isn't
Speaker 1: the Raiders Stadium actually in Paradise, Nevada? Well, that's the thing,
Speaker 1: if you want to get all technical, I mean, are
Speaker 1: were they going to be the Chavez Ravine Dodgers. It's
Speaker 1: just stupid. It's a region. It doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: the actual zip code of where the physical stadium is.
Speaker 1: In Chicago. They're talking about building something out in their suburbs, right,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, My my family in Chicago lives out
Speaker 1: near where they're planning on building the stadium, which is
Speaker 1: about an hour, little less than an hour outside of
Speaker 1: downtown Chicago. It's not next door, I see. That would
Speaker 1: be dumb. All of a sudden, they can't be the
Speaker 1: Chicago Bears. They're gonna be insert that town's name bears. No,
Speaker 1: come on, Well, but at the same time, like Santa Clara,
Speaker 1: decent dry with Bay Area traffic from San Francisco, proper,
Speaker 1: Anaheim and Los Angeles close to home where we broadcast
Speaker 1: from the Los Angeles Angels who play in Anaheim, which
Speaker 1: in rush hour is three hours away from Dodger Stadium,
Speaker 1: give or take. So leave it alone and leave the
Speaker 1: big city names that would be so weak. If they
Speaker 1: were called the Santa Clara forty Niners, we'd have no
Speaker 1: more Buffalo Bills. We'd have the Orchard Park Bills. Could
Speaker 1: have that, and then we would have to get a
Speaker 1: team in irwin Dale, because it would only be fitting
Speaker 1: to have a team in the league with Irwin Dale
Speaker 1: in front of the team name in the dale erwin Dale.
Speaker 1: I laugh every time I drive past that pit. They
Speaker 1: filled it in now they feeled when I I used
Speaker 1: to be out that way. They filled in the pit.
Speaker 1: It's there's no more hole there. It's just a big
Speaker 1: field of dirt. I wouldn't want to be on that.
Speaker 1: I would not want to be on that field of
Speaker 1: dirt though, if there's an earthquake, because I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on underneath the surface on that
Speaker 1: I don't know about that one? All right, keep it going.
Speaker 1: Here this is the mail bag. These are actual letters
Speaker 1: from actual listeners of the radio show. No, we're not
Speaker 1: doing cheese, We're doing this is important. Here, this is mail.
Speaker 1: This is actual male and let's see who is next?
Speaker 1: Any meany mighty moll come back. It's sign from May
Speaker 1: I call? All right? Tammy in Montana writes it says,
Speaker 1: Benn and Danny, are you guys ever going to do
Speaker 1: a war of drops? Tammy says she loves hearing all
Speaker 1: the drops. More Tinderoni tips that's all school. Well, the
Speaker 1: problem with that is I have kind of a cheesy
Speaker 1: board of sound effects that I have right here at
Speaker 1: my disposal. But Danny has the full monthy god, he
Speaker 1: would blow me away. Yeah that's Danny with the drops,
Speaker 1: the evil m fire. So I concede to you. I'll
Speaker 1: just tell you right now. Congratulations. Yeah, there's no contest
Speaker 1: when it comes to the drops. You're You're the o
Speaker 1: G when it comes to drops, Danny, I can't compete
Speaker 1: with that. You know what's crazy? Ben? Last weekend I
Speaker 1: had to have a friend at fs R helped me
Speaker 1: with my laptop because my memory is now completely full
Speaker 1: because my folder of Mallard drops is so huge right now,
Speaker 1: laptop will not store anything else. So I literally was
Speaker 1: going in and deleting family photos. No, it's okay, I
Speaker 1: got them backed up their old pictures. Well, I'm sure
Speaker 1: the company will take care of that right away. No,
Speaker 1: that will not take care. Then they're efforting it right now,
Speaker 1: they're efforting it. Never heard of him? What do we
Speaker 1: got here? Tammy says, I hope Ozzy Bowl moved Bowel
Speaker 1: Hazzy Bowel Movements. Damny Ozzy Bow Movement's wife has filled
Speaker 1: a file for divorce since all he is interested in
Speaker 1: is hideous Helen's dirty, smelly, pus filled warp covered Harry.
Speaker 1: Grandma muff. Wow, Wait, can you say that on the podcast?
Speaker 1: I don't ask me to say that again. That's a mouthful,
Speaker 1: this hideous Helen's dirty, smelly, pus filled work covered Harry.
Speaker 1: Grandma muff Wait you just said it again? Oh? Did
Speaker 1: I was that into the microphone? I better go man,
Speaker 1: all right? Anyway, hideous, this is I'm Tammy hideous ref
Speaker 1: reference to suffrage K K K and P one. She
Speaker 1: should know about women's suffrage since she was alive when
Speaker 1: it was voted on Wow. Tammy's email continues attacking Helen
Speaker 1: and Stu. She says, yes, I am a p one,
Speaker 1: unlike hideous Hellen, who can't figure out how to use
Speaker 1: a phone. Maybe one of her John's could help her
Speaker 1: a while. Uh to uh couldn't figure out to use
Speaker 1: the phone to call and take on my verbal Octagon challenge,
Speaker 1: or she is just a coward, Tammy writes, As far
Speaker 1: as those three letters I heard, since she wears a
Speaker 1: white sheet to cover her disgusting appear and she was
Speaker 1: voted Grand Wizard, Tammy says of Helen, knowledgeable, kind, kick
Speaker 1: ass are the three k's I am associated with, Tammy
Speaker 1: and Montana. Right, okay, so things are going well between
Speaker 1: these two. Right, that's a nice, nice friendship, nice bond
Speaker 1: that's going on here. No, yeah, okay, I got you.
Speaker 1: Just another day at the podcast, they're going back, they're
Speaker 1: going back and forth at each other. I got mail, yea,
Speaker 1: I got mail yea. So this next one is one
Speaker 1: of the coolest emails I have got. And I thought
Speaker 1: it was a scam, but it was not. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to pronounce this person's name Danny, and I'll
Speaker 1: not do it justice the name oiven Vain. Oiven Vain,
Speaker 1: who does that ring a bell? I never heard of him.
Speaker 1: So I get this email and initially I thought this
Speaker 1: is probably somebody asking me for money, but I clicked it.
Speaker 1: It says, Hello, I'm a radio enthusiast living in the
Speaker 1: city of Trodden, Trondheim in Norway. It's my hobby to
Speaker 1: catch different radio stations throughout the world, and at this
Speaker 1: time of the year it's possible to hear quite a
Speaker 1: few stations broadcasting from the United States due to favorable
Speaker 1: atmospherical conditions. So what I do to record? The guy says,
Speaker 1: So what I do is to record station identifications, and
Speaker 1: I sent an audio clip and asked for a confirmation
Speaker 1: on my reception. Now, this actually, believe it or not,
Speaker 1: goes all the way back to December. Guy says, on December.
Speaker 1: On the fifte December, I listened to w E n
Speaker 1: E Fox Sports fourteen thirty am from to thirty five
Speaker 1: am local time, just when the show comes on a
Speaker 1: little after that to third five am local time in
Speaker 1: New York State. And I made a recording at three am,
Speaker 1: which I attached, and then he sent a recording of
Speaker 1: w E n E, and the email continues UH and
Speaker 1: says the point is I collect verifications and I would
Speaker 1: much appreciate if you would email me a confirmation of
Speaker 1: my reception. Blah blah blah blah blah. He says, the
Speaker 1: receiver he uses is pretty advanced and connected to a
Speaker 1: directional antenna, and this equipment is situated on an island
Speaker 1: at our west coast, west coast of Norway, close to
Speaker 1: the Atlantic and not far from where I live in
Speaker 1: mid Norway. And the guy's been around the block a
Speaker 1: few times. He says, it's been my hobby since nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty nine. He says, this is the first time I've
Speaker 1: ever heard W E N E fourteen thirty and so
Speaker 1: that is the email, and he sent me the audio
Speaker 1: link and did you click on it? What were you
Speaker 1: rambling about on the air? Well, it was the top
Speaker 1: of the hour and then it was my it was
Speaker 1: our show, and it was it was kind of staticky.
Speaker 1: But the fact that guy's in freaking Norway, Dandy, the
Speaker 1: guys in Norway. I don't know why Kyler Murray rant
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I you know what cares about that.
Speaker 1: But that's kind of cool, and especially the fact that
Speaker 1: this guy is still going for it. He's obviously an
Speaker 1: older guy, has been doing this this nineteen nine, but
Speaker 1: then he's still doing it. At this point, when you
Speaker 1: can just click on a website and knock yourself out right,
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't need to necessarily go to the
Speaker 1: links that this guy's doing. But that's part of the
Speaker 1: magic radio. To me, that's part of the magic radio
Speaker 1: that that this guy is doing it. I'm looking. I
Speaker 1: went to there's a pretty cool website if you're a
Speaker 1: radio nerd radio and then slash a locator slash locator
Speaker 1: dot com I think it is, and that you just
Speaker 1: type in cities or call editors and they'll give you
Speaker 1: the daytime coverage map and the nighttime coverage map. So
Speaker 1: I clicked on our affiliate in Endicott, New York. That
Speaker 1: station at at nighttime when I'm on that particular station
Speaker 1: is not a boom and radio station. The coverage on
Speaker 1: that it's five thousand watts, which is okay, but we
Speaker 1: have fifty thou watch stations all over the United States.
Speaker 1: That station is located in Binghamton, New York. So from Binghamton,
Speaker 1: New York, all the way across the Atlantic, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing,
Speaker 1: bouncing all the way to Norway, the middle of Norway.
Speaker 1: Our electronics teacher when I was a kid used to
Speaker 1: tell us, think of a rock skipping on the water.
Speaker 1: That skip effect in the atmosphere, and so it could
Speaker 1: skip to another country. It's cool. It's old school. It's
Speaker 1: old school. I love that he's still doing it, so
Speaker 1: thank you for that email. Oiven Vang from Troddenheim, Norway.
Speaker 1: A listener to the Ben Maller showed Fox Sports Radio
Speaker 1: from Binghamton, New York all the way to Norway. That
Speaker 1: was that was pretty cool. So alright, let's go back
Speaker 1: to it. Pierre from Springfield, right, since it's Ben, I
Speaker 1: know that you've said sponsors are not really keen on
Speaker 1: you improvising the ad copy, he writes, but in this case,
Speaker 1: I feel like they would appreciate your input. I recently
Speaker 1: heard an ad buy you for a popular sports betting
Speaker 1: site where you mentioned the conference finals and the four
Speaker 1: teams remaining, yet you didn't use your trademark final four.
Speaker 1: I feel this addition to the copy would really make
Speaker 1: the ad pop side. Pierre, well, that's that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: I did get a nice message Danny this week from
Speaker 1: a woman who's that they listened. She listens with her
Speaker 1: husband to the show sometimes. Her husband's a p one
Speaker 1: and she she said she wanted I debut a new
Speaker 1: game on Monday night, Sunday to Monday the Mallard Militia feud.
Speaker 1: So she commented on that, and she then said, I'd
Speaker 1: like you to keep saying the final four. My husband
Speaker 1: gets very upset. I'm paraphrase, my husband gets very upset
Speaker 1: when you say that, and I like that, so keep saying.
Speaker 1: So I'm doing it. I'm doing it for that woman,
Speaker 1: is what I'm doing. That's that's pretty funny. How did
Speaker 1: that game go? It actually went shockingly well. You've been
Speaker 1: with me for some terrible game show ideas that I've had.
Speaker 1: This actually was pretty popular. People liked it, which means
Speaker 1: it will likely suck next week. But the beginning maiden
Speaker 1: voyage very successful, very successful, and we'll see what happens,
Speaker 1: and I might even give it more time next week.
Speaker 1: Here we got mail, yea, I got mail yea. All right,
Speaker 1: Kevin in Kansas, right, since it's dear ben at Danny g. Recently,
Speaker 1: I had a dream where you and your crew were
Speaker 1: doing lame jokes of the week from a small bar
Speaker 1: that looked like a cave. He says, Eddie was faced
Speaker 1: down on the table being your straight man. Roberto would
Speaker 1: pop out of some side room periodically, and Coop was
Speaker 1: in a separate cave room with the body of a
Speaker 1: weightlifter and the head of a little boy, saying nothing, Wow,
Speaker 1: quite the dream you, of course, where your usual serious self.
Speaker 1: Benn and Danny ge what do you think that this
Speaker 1: dream means? Okay, so you want to interpret the dream here?
Speaker 1: What do you think, Danny? You into a dream interpretation?
Speaker 1: What do you think is going on here with our
Speaker 1: buddy Kevin in Kansas? Like a freak show at the circus? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that he has Eddie faced down on the table.
Speaker 1: That's oh, you know, because Ed he's passed out. He's
Speaker 1: at the small little bar and he's ham It's like
Speaker 1: his wife forcing him to be a Chargers fan and
Speaker 1: he's getting a thunderbolt up the butt and he's getting
Speaker 1: on CBS every Charger game because the director says, find
Speaker 1: me a Charger fan, and there's like five of them
Speaker 1: and they have to that's a cheap shot. All right
Speaker 1: about Roberto coming out of a side room. That sounds racist.
Speaker 1: And he's got Coop as a weightlifter, but with the
Speaker 1: head of a little boy. Well that you can explain
Speaker 1: that from the internet because they did one of those
Speaker 1: Where are they now as far as child stars child actors?
Speaker 1: And remember they had that buff looking guy that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be Coop as an adult. Oh yes, I
Speaker 1: remember that. The tabloids in London did that. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was quite hilarious. Let's see what is next year? Come
Speaker 1: back pay touching it's sign from now? Call all right
Speaker 1: Nick in Wisconsin. Right, since as I recently injured my back,
Speaker 1: I fractured it and with certain movements it hurts like
Speaker 1: a son of a bit. Question for you guys is
Speaker 1: what is the worst pain you have ever experienced and
Speaker 1: what was the injury? Getting hit in the nuts excluded.
Speaker 1: So the worst pain I've ever felt was the gall
Speaker 1: bladder a couple of years back, and I had my
Speaker 1: gall bladder cut out of me and I was in
Speaker 1: the hospital for a week, and that was that was horrific.
Speaker 1: I also I injured my tailbone years ago and that
Speaker 1: was a real, real nasty situation with the tailbone. Those
Speaker 1: are probably the two worst things to get the tailbone.
Speaker 1: You have to everywhere you sit. It's painful and you
Speaker 1: can't get comfortable. And you've got to get one of
Speaker 1: those pads with like a doughnut pad so you can
Speaker 1: sit down. Terry, what about you, daddy? Ah. The kidney
Speaker 1: stone is the worst thing a man can deal with.
Speaker 1: They say it's worse than childbirth, and I believe it,
Speaker 1: ben because you are sitting in a scalding hot bathtub
Speaker 1: just rocking back and forth, wishing you were just dead,
Speaker 1: because it's that sort of pain where you would just
Speaker 1: rather be dead. It hurts that bad. I've never felt
Speaker 1: anything like that. And when you go through that and
Speaker 1: you're done, you feel like, well, I pretty much died
Speaker 1: and came back. I could go through anything. Yeah, That's
Speaker 1: kind of how I felt with the gallbladder thing. I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I man, I'm here still, and so
Speaker 1: that was pretty nasty and I survived that, so I'll
Speaker 1: just keep going. I'll keep keep doing my thing. Let's
Speaker 1: see here, who is next? I got mail? Yea, I
Speaker 1: got mail yea Fred in Spring, Texas. Right, so he says, hey, there,
Speaker 1: welcome back. When preparing your Mallard monologues. Fred says, do
Speaker 1: you compose the monologue and then pick out your three
Speaker 1: keywords or do you first pick your keywords and then
Speaker 1: flesh out the model. So, Fred, there's a method to
Speaker 1: the madness. You're never supposed to know how they make
Speaker 1: the hot dog. I was gonna say, I don't want
Speaker 1: to know this. It's gonna for me. Yeah, I won't
Speaker 1: give it away. I'll just say that it's there's not
Speaker 1: one consistent formula, and there's a lot of bullet points
Speaker 1: and putting things, the ideas together and things that you know.
Speaker 1: So just just listen. You don't want to just enjoy
Speaker 1: exactly eat the Baba Ga news? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Eat the baba Nose? I didn't mean to ruin his
Speaker 1: question there, but there are some things in radio that
Speaker 1: even US radio guys don't want to know the answer
Speaker 1: to that is correct, seat right. It's like magic. I
Speaker 1: love magic, but once you learn how it trick's done,
Speaker 1: it it's magic a little bit, You're like, wait, because
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna hear you cooking up the stew in
Speaker 1: your monologue and I'm gonna be like, I know exactly
Speaker 1: how he did that and I'll just turn the chat.
Speaker 1: This doesn't have the number one station anymore, is it.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of myself though this week, Danny, because I
Speaker 1: mentioned Lionel Ritchie in the Commodore's in a Dallas Maverick monologue.
Speaker 1: I was happy about that. I'm patting myself on the
Speaker 1: back for that. And I know that's an outdated reference,
Speaker 1: but the Commodore is I I made a reference to
Speaker 1: they missed all those shots back in game one the Mavericks.
Speaker 1: So I said, it's like, it's like Lionel Ritchie in
Speaker 1: the Commodore is a brick house. But I'm bumped. You
Speaker 1: know it's cool is when you were away on your travels,
Speaker 1: I found that old Lionel Richie drop. Oh, you found
Speaker 1: that the classic advice line where the caller would call
Speaker 1: in all the time and anybody like, che hello. I
Speaker 1: remember that. That's great. The Lionel Ritchie guy. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that guy. He just immediately came back,
Speaker 1: come back. It's sign from now I call all right,
Speaker 1: Mr Luciano. Right, So he says, question for both of
Speaker 1: you guys on the podcast, if you guys were not
Speaker 1: on the radio, what other things do you guys see
Speaker 1: yourself doing for a living? He says, and then he
Speaker 1: has more. He says, one last thing, kudo. So both
Speaker 1: of you on doing a great job with the podcast,
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen or Steph Curry and Clay
Speaker 1: Thompson have nothing on you. That's Mr Luciano. So we
Speaker 1: get asked this question from time to time. What would
Speaker 1: you do if you were in radio and we've got
Speaker 1: bills to pay, so we'd have to get a job.
Speaker 1: I've often said in the past, Danny, that I would
Speaker 1: work at Costco. I'd be the shopping cart guy. That
Speaker 1: would be my thing. I think also like being a
Speaker 1: lawyer would be kind of cool if I could do that, Uh,
Speaker 1: playing the stock market investments something along those lines. I
Speaker 1: can see you argue again Court you would just start
Speaker 1: yelling louder than everybody else. Now I just saw you.
Speaker 1: That's a red herring. That's a red herring. That's a
Speaker 1: red herring. That's a strong mac that's a loud equitter.
Speaker 1: You have the facts, you you pound the facts. You
Speaker 1: have no facts, you pound the table or something like that.
Speaker 1: But what would you do, Dannyway have you changed from
Speaker 1: last time we got asked this question, have you. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Realistically, I would be a house guest of
Speaker 1: weed man, hippie. You're pushing a shopping cart somewhere, just
Speaker 1: living on the beach, care free. Dream wise, dream scenario.
Speaker 1: I would be like a fire captain, following my grandfather's
Speaker 1: footsteps and run a firehouse. Now, when I was back east,
Speaker 1: they have the smallest city, especially in the South, I
Speaker 1: saw where they're like local neighborhood firehouses. But in where
Speaker 1: where we are, we don't have that. We have like
Speaker 1: professional firefight. Yeah, so I would have to move to
Speaker 1: the East coast. You probably do that right now. If
Speaker 1: you lived in like North Carolina, you could be a
Speaker 1: community firefighter. Well that's probably what I'm gonna wind up
Speaker 1: doing after this podcast. Yeah, I'm of money. I got mail,
Speaker 1: I got mail. Yeah, your time today, Adrian in the
Speaker 1: Mile High City Rights, He says, Ben and Danny Gee,
Speaker 1: during the last few weeks, I've been able to catch
Speaker 1: up on the Overnight Show podcast episodes. While driving the
Speaker 1: water meter reading vehicle at my job, and he says,
Speaker 1: what's with this guy Joe and Rhode Island And we
Speaker 1: haven't heard from my favorite caller in a while, Sean
Speaker 1: the Hood Guy. All right, we'll keep listening to the podcast, Adrian,
Speaker 1: because you'll be in for a treat. And there's a
Speaker 1: big update on Joan Rhode Island and uh, and we
Speaker 1: also had a call from Sean Hoodgan uh. And then
Speaker 1: Adrian says, there is a computer mounted over the passenger seat.
Speaker 1: As I drive, the antenna on the top of the
Speaker 1: vehicle picks up the water meter and reads and there's
Speaker 1: a little dot on the screen and it disappears. Think
Speaker 1: of it as a giant pac Man game. And you
Speaker 1: can't see this to anybody. Sent me a photograph half
Speaker 1: and it does look like a video game. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: So he drives around and then just make sure all
Speaker 1: the dots are clicked and he's good to go. He
Speaker 1: also says my wife and I. Adrian says, we're at
Speaker 1: Costco a few weeks ago, and I was pleased to
Speaker 1: see samples are back. One guy even hooked me up
Speaker 1: with a red bag of kettle corn chips. It was
Speaker 1: like kettle corn, you'll like these chips. He sent me
Speaker 1: a photo. Try them out next time you're at Costco.
Speaker 1: I also saw a huge bag of the Mallard cold remedy,
Speaker 1: and he's got, of course garlic in case you ever
Speaker 1: need to stock the medicine cabinets of the kitchen for
Speaker 1: the Mallard pizza paya. And he says, lastly, when will
Speaker 1: you be in Denver for a meet and greet? We
Speaker 1: could all meet at the sports Book Bar and Grill
Speaker 1: in Greenwood Village for a Mallard buffalo chicken sandwich, signed
Speaker 1: Adrian in the Mile High City. I would love to
Speaker 1: at Denver and hang out and eat the chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1: We should make that happen. And I was excited. I
Speaker 1: did my first Mallard meet and greet since Seattle and Appleton,
Speaker 1: Wisconsin a couple of weeks ago, and that was cool.
Speaker 1: And if you can do a Mallard meet and greet
Speaker 1: in Green Bay slash Appleton, you can do it anywhere.
Speaker 1: You know. We were just talking Danny about surviving you
Speaker 1: kidney stones and me the gall bladder, and you feel
Speaker 1: like you're invincible. Well, when you do a meet and
Speaker 1: greet and Appleton, Wisconsin, you feel like you can literally
Speaker 1: meet anyone anywhere, at any time, any place. So Denver
Speaker 1: would be outstanding. Lots of great places to eat obviously
Speaker 1: your signature dish there, and lots of cool people, lots
Speaker 1: of good things to smoke and drink and and ben.
Speaker 1: You could get eight dollar loaded nachos at the stadium
Speaker 1: there and watch the Rockies lose to our Dodgers. That's
Speaker 1: what me and the ten Roni did at the start
Speaker 1: of last baseball season. We flew with the kids to Denver,
Speaker 1: went to watch our Dodgers beat the Rockies, and we
Speaker 1: were blown away by the reasonable prices inside the stadium.
Speaker 1: That's cool, that's that's neat five dollar to coke five dollars,
Speaker 1: which is still too much, but compared to what we
Speaker 1: were used to. Yeah, basically, it's half of what we
Speaker 1: have to pay here where we live. Yeah, it's wild
Speaker 1: and crazy, all right, we'll keep it going here on
Speaker 1: the good to hear from Adrian. Adrian is like a
Speaker 1: super duper fan. Like this guy's next level, Like he
Speaker 1: has his kids wearing Mallar theme shirts and Stuff's wow.
Speaker 1: I gotta meet Adrian at some point. I gotta come
Speaker 1: to Denver to meet Adrian, or next time he's in
Speaker 1: l A at Disneyland, I'll meet him. Chris and Marracca
Speaker 1: to Iowa says for both you, Ben and Danny, g
Speaker 1: do you subscribe to the household law of if it's yellow,
Speaker 1: let it mellow and if it's brand, flush it down
Speaker 1: in the land of bathroom etiquette? And he says, ps
Speaker 1: go right as from Chris, Yeah, I like Chris, of
Speaker 1: course you do. He's a fellow RADS fan. How upset
Speaker 1: were you, by the way, Danny, that story that came
Speaker 1: out the other day that the NFL considered moving the
Speaker 1: Raiders to St. Louis and changing the name of the
Speaker 1: rebranding the team. That would have sucked. What would you
Speaker 1: have done? I would have had to find a different
Speaker 1: team to root for. Yeah, I would have had people
Speaker 1: vote on it the way you used to. That was
Speaker 1: a fun bit until they started voting. Me a Jacks
Speaker 1: fan and a Browns fan and a Jets fan. For
Speaker 1: a while, I was a Cowboy fan Patriot fan. It
Speaker 1: was going to rocking a Raider hat. You look good
Speaker 1: in that Raider hat, all right? Is do you still
Speaker 1: have your your Raider hat? You do? I have a
Speaker 1: Ben Mallard Raider hate Then you're the pirate on the hat.
Speaker 1: The greatest thing about that is no one knows unless
Speaker 1: they they're in on the joke, so they think that's
Speaker 1: just a regular Raider logo. But it's been doctor As
Speaker 1: far as the yellow, let it mellow brown, flush it did?
Speaker 1: I flush everything. I'm a flush thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Nothing should be left in the bowl when you're finished.
Speaker 1: Flush everything. And people that let the yellow, like my
Speaker 1: cousin does this. I would visit him up in the
Speaker 1: Bay Area and he would always have this gross piece
Speaker 1: sitting in his toilet and I'm like, dude, what are
Speaker 1: you doing. He's like, I'm saving water, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're stinking up the bathroom, is what you're doing. That
Speaker 1: old urine smell is one of the worst smells. So
Speaker 1: how anybody can have that in the restroom, I'm not sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm right there with you. It's a nasty smell. And
Speaker 1: then and if you leave it in long enough, your
Speaker 1: toilet starts to turn yellow. You gotta pour bleach in there.
Speaker 1: It's a whole big to do. Who wants to deal
Speaker 1: with that bullshit? I certainly don't say. When you're on
Speaker 1: the throne, when you get off the throne, you you
Speaker 1: hit that little button right there and a little switch
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden it goes away. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, Michael listener, Michael, right, and he says it's
Speaker 1: got a cup fan Mike from Fort Wayne, Indiana. He says,
Speaker 1: are animal crackers a cookie or a cracker? All right, Danny,
Speaker 1: cookie or a cracker? Well, I would say, since the
Speaker 1: name is cracker, I go cracker. And it makes you
Speaker 1: think that you're eating something that's somewhat healthy, because a
Speaker 1: cracker on my big board, Danny's healthier than a cookie.
Speaker 1: So if you tell yourself you're eating an animal cracker
Speaker 1: and it's not a cookie, then boom, you're you're just
Speaker 1: a little bit healthier. But I would just push back
Speaker 1: on this because there's a lot of sugar in it.
Speaker 1: You're eating sugar. You're not eating a salty cracker. That's true.
Speaker 1: But it's like breakfast. You you know, the the cookie,
Speaker 1: what's the cookie cereal? I'm thinking of here that I
Speaker 1: can't cooking crisp cookie crisp. Yeah, you're eating little chocolate
Speaker 1: chip cookies, true, or look in the form of a
Speaker 1: cereal with milk. Yeah, but they call it a breakfast food.
Speaker 1: They breakfast supposed to be healthy. You're eating chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 1: There're sitting a little seven rolls or whatever. And so
Speaker 1: breakfast could be sweet or it could be salty or both.
Speaker 1: I just think a cracker. I think of a saltine
Speaker 1: and a or a wheat fin or like your crack
Speaker 1: ass cracker. Not I love wheat thins, man, I could
Speaker 1: eat Oh my god, they're like pringles. They're the healthier
Speaker 1: version of pringles. You once you start eating them, you
Speaker 1: just can't stop. I gotta get some wheat thins. I
Speaker 1: have not had wheat thins. And sometimes but I'll eat
Speaker 1: the whole box. I'll sit there and I will not
Speaker 1: stop till that thing's gone. I will consume the whole
Speaker 1: damn box. Yeah, now that's a cracker. But but those animals,
Speaker 1: if there's sweetness involved, to me, that's a cookie. It's
Speaker 1: like those years ago when I said I was younger.
Speaker 1: My my mom would buy every new product the grocery,
Speaker 1: sort of try out, you know, she saw something that
Speaker 1: she liked, which most people do. But there was this.
Speaker 1: There were these granola bars they were selling, but they
Speaker 1: were just chocolate bars. They had granola, but they had
Speaker 1: like Newgate and all the like this. It was all
Speaker 1: the ingredients of a candy bar, but they were they
Speaker 1: were marketed as a granola bar, and I would eat
Speaker 1: so many of those freaking things. I got so fat
Speaker 1: for me. But in my head, I'm eating granola bars.
Speaker 1: They're healthy. It can't be bad for you. It just
Speaker 1: happens to have chocolate on it. That's it, you know.
Speaker 1: I have bad flashbacks to where my mom would get
Speaker 1: trail mix, but instead of chocolate, it would be those
Speaker 1: carab chips. Oh, you can't spring for some chocolate trail mix.
Speaker 1: What is this carab crap in here? Yea nasty that's
Speaker 1: not good. It's kind of like when you're at Easter
Speaker 1: you get that Easter bunny and you bite into it.
Speaker 1: You think it's solid, and then it's hollow, and you're like,
Speaker 1: what's what's up with that? You couldn't afford a nice,
Speaker 1: thick chocolate easter bunny, you gotta get the hollow and
Speaker 1: what's up with that? All right? What is next? Here?
Speaker 1: On the Old Male Bag? These again are actual letters
Speaker 1: from actual listeners to the show, and alright, Mike from
Speaker 1: Fullerton Rights, and he says, with the Chargers schedule release
Speaker 1: video breaking all kinds of viewing Records. Is now the
Speaker 1: perfect time for Coop Scoop on Entertainment to start covering
Speaker 1: anime and video games as well. I guarantee it'll be
Speaker 1: the highest rated segment of the show at Danny G's school. Danny,
Speaker 1: are the kids at your school still into the anime?
Speaker 1: Is it all about that anime? Boss? There's a couple
Speaker 1: of emma looking kids who have some anime shirts that
Speaker 1: I've seen them wear, but other than that, I don't
Speaker 1: see it or hear about it. No. And it's funny
Speaker 1: also because this has come up in a conversation with
Speaker 1: my tender Rony. She is convinced that all anime is porn.
Speaker 1: Uh and I I don't understand anime. Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: have a close relative, shall we say, who does enjoy
Speaker 1: the anime? And it'll be on sometimes and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: what the what are you watching this? What is it?
Speaker 1: What is it all porn? I mean there's a lot
Speaker 1: of big breasted people, and uh, you know there's I
Speaker 1: can't watch stuff that's not porn. Anime porn is does
Speaker 1: it lean sexual even though it's not anime porn? I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, Danny, I have not watched I'm in
Speaker 1: there and I watched it. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: And then I like I I yell and I kind
Speaker 1: of mumble a little bit and then I move on.
Speaker 1: But it's just not in my wheelhouse. That's before my
Speaker 1: that's after my time. I mean, I'm old school. I
Speaker 1: watching you know, Tom and Jerry and crap like that
Speaker 1: and rerun that and the Jetsons, and anime to me
Speaker 1: is the g force. That was where the Japanese cartoonists
Speaker 1: would uh, you know, serve us up those awesome cartoons
Speaker 1: and every other word would be huh. For some reason,
Speaker 1: they think Americans say huh every other word and that.
Speaker 1: But that was awesome, right, Like they turned into superheroes,
Speaker 1: these characters. That was an awesome cartoon. But now flash
Speaker 1: forward too, I'm not sure. I guess we need an
Speaker 1: anime class from our buddy Alex tie shirt. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was just gonna bring Tysher's name up. We've had him
Speaker 1: on the podcast. He is blowing up. I told him
Speaker 1: the other night. He goes to these animated mentions. He
Speaker 1: has a couple of podcasts about anime and you might
Speaker 1: as well be speaking Russian. Uh. I had no, I
Speaker 1: had no idea. I know it bushes, but that's about it.
Speaker 1: But so you just tell me the whole story. And
Speaker 1: and it's got this it's not evenly a niche. It's
Speaker 1: it's really popular with young people and and so the
Speaker 1: theory is when they get older, they're gonna still like it.
Speaker 1: But he's he's got some gigs me like the Ryan
Speaker 1: Seacrest of anime and travel around to anime conventions, and
Speaker 1: so it's pretty pretty wild, man. We should do an
Speaker 1: anime version of the show. We could do that, like
Speaker 1: an anime version of the show. All right, what is
Speaker 1: next year? Keep it going on the mail a little
Speaker 1: more time. I got mail, yea, I got mail, yea,
Speaker 1: Angelina writes, And she said, I heard your trip itinerary
Speaker 1: on an earlier podcast and the two podcast about it afterwards.
Speaker 1: It would have been really fun to have met you
Speaker 1: in Wisconsin, but she says Appleton is about four hours
Speaker 1: away from the k fan Minneapolis St. Paul, Western Wisconsin area. Bumber,
Speaker 1: But she said she did enjoy hearing about the adventures.
Speaker 1: Good job, she says to Danny g on the podcast
Speaker 1: while you were gone, and glad to have you back.
Speaker 1: Hope you get to the Twin Cities area at some point. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was looking at the map, and it is
Speaker 1: a long drive year and and I we had a
Speaker 1: couple of people from Minnesota, had several people said they
Speaker 1: were gonna drive over to Wisconsin. I was I was
Speaker 1: slightly disappointed that none of them showed up from Minnesota.
Speaker 1: I know there's a rival where you between Wisconsin and
Speaker 1: Minnesota and all that, but I thought at least one
Speaker 1: person from Minnesota a job. So I'm looking at the map,
Speaker 1: and I do every couple of years. I figure I
Speaker 1: have to go back to Appleton to visit my brother.
Speaker 1: And I flew into Chicago because it's cheaper. But next
Speaker 1: time I could fly into Minneapolis and then drive across Minnesota,
Speaker 1: drive around all the lakes and all that, and drive
Speaker 1: through Wisconsin and go and go that way. I think
Speaker 1: I think I'll try doing that next time. That is
Speaker 1: one state I've always wanted to visit. I'm very curious
Speaker 1: to check out Minnesota. Yeah, I've only been to the airport.
Speaker 1: I've changed flights in Minnesota a couple of times over
Speaker 1: the years. And that's it so beautiful when you're landing,
Speaker 1: very love I've not landed in the winter. I imagine
Speaker 1: it's much different vibe in the winter. But I've been
Speaker 1: there in the spring or the fall or summer where
Speaker 1: you know, usually in the spring or the summer, it's
Speaker 1: bright green, there's water everywhere. It's pretty if you're into
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Uh, we have a time for
Speaker 1: one more, Only one more, alright. This one's from Jason
Speaker 1: in Rocky Mount, Virginia and says, so, then you finally
Speaker 1: had bo Jangles on your trip. I did, Jason in
Speaker 1: Rocky Mount. I should have brought it. I did. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I did eat it twice, So I finally had bo
Speaker 1: Jangles in your trip. I'm glad you enjoyed it more
Speaker 1: than the other places. It is my favorite in this area.
Speaker 1: Although if I ever get out to the West one day,
Speaker 1: I will try raising canes. Uh So no, no real
Speaker 1: this this week. Just glad to have you like, all right.
Speaker 1: So there's there's Jason and Jangles was good. Of the
Speaker 1: fried chicken sandwich places in the South that I tried,
Speaker 1: that was my favorite. I did enjoy that very much.
Speaker 1: And as as you said, Danny, I went back and
Speaker 1: my last meal in Virginia before we got on the
Speaker 1: Big Bird to fly back to the West Coast? Was
Speaker 1: was it bo Jangles? Now, since you've been back, have
Speaker 1: you had any fried chicken withdrawals? Uh? No, I have
Speaker 1: eaten a lot of In and Out though since I
Speaker 1: got back, I've gone back to the In and Out,
Speaker 1: which is the West Coast version of the as we
Speaker 1: talked about, Culver's in Wisconsin, the great butter Burger Place. Anyway,
Speaker 1: enough about that, what do you have to promote? What's
Speaker 1: going on with you? In Danny G's world? You now
Speaker 1: have a thirty second vignette to promote whatever you want
Speaker 1: to do a commercial about you, you name it, anything
Speaker 1: going on with you you want to promote. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm hungry, even though it's the morning
Speaker 1: time right now, I'm gonna go get in and out Burger,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna make my way to the FSR
Speaker 1: studios to produce Covino and Rich and then in the
Speaker 1: evening time it will be Arnie Spanier, who, by the way,
Speaker 1: last week read a sweet from a listener of that
Speaker 1: was trying to stir shut up saying that I only
Speaker 1: referred to him and Chris Plank as your warm up. Uh. Alright,
Speaker 1: here I am giving Arnie a plug, and he finds
Speaker 1: a way to make it negative. Right. Did he then
Speaker 1: pivot to talk about how he knew Steve Kerr in
Speaker 1: high school? Did he didn't do that? I'm like, I'm like, Arnie,
Speaker 1: you are the warm up to Ben Mallor and that
Speaker 1: Chris Plank agreed. Yeah, it's kind of a fact, Arnie.
Speaker 1: So here's a middle finger to Arnie, who's a joy
Speaker 1: to work with every Sunday night. Oh Laker fairs on
Speaker 1: the serious We all do get along with Arnie, but
Speaker 1: the way he annoys all of us, and that comes
Speaker 1: through on your speakers. I'm sure that is all real.
Speaker 1: Arnie annoys everybody he works with. Because Ben, the day
Speaker 1: that you're gonna work with him, he is constantly texting
Speaker 1: you hours before his show is even gonna begin. He's like,
Speaker 1: what which comrads am I going to connect on? I
Speaker 1: don't know, Arnie. Your shows that for another ten hours.
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, and I'm happy to report I am
Speaker 1: not like that. I hope I never become like that. Not.
Speaker 1: You know, I love Arnie. You know it's like a
Speaker 1: Furman's like that too, the fur ball. Fur ball is
Speaker 1: very similar. I want a mature guy, and I love
Speaker 1: detail oriented people. But not ten hours before you're gonna
Speaker 1: be on the air. There's some other programming on before you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta pace yourself. It's you know, you're
Speaker 1: gonna go go crazy thinking about all the stuff that
Speaker 1: you have to worry about to get on the air
Speaker 1: and get cooked up. Blah blah blah bla's not leave
Speaker 1: it alone, leave it, let it breathe as attack. And then,
Speaker 1: of course, after that show is over at eleven pm
Speaker 1: R local time, that's when your first show of the
Speaker 1: week begins. Yes, the new week will be here, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure there'll be a lot of basketball and other
Speaker 1: made for sports talk radio controversy, whatever the controversy, to
Speaker 1: catch the week, the controversy of the week. We will
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Speaker 1: frame by frame coverage of all of it and have
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Speaker 1: So I have a great rest of your Sunday and
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