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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Hi Welcome. We are in week eleven
Speaker 1: and I couldn't be happier. I'm fired up for all
Speaker 1: we can talk about. Um. Sometimes we're like, oh, should
Speaker 1: we have a guest, and I'm like, well, we ramble
Speaker 1: on for forty five minutes without a break, so might
Speaker 1: as well just keep it going. You and I have
Speaker 1: so much jewelry on right now, we might as well
Speaker 1: be selling this a style Bialyssa Green. I yeah, well
Speaker 1: you got me this way. I'm doing a stack because
Speaker 1: of you. I'm doing eight chains. I just did press
Speaker 1: today for Wear NHL lines, so we need to look great.
Speaker 1: Thanks God this makeup. I just did a quick like
Speaker 1: degrease of my face. I could have fried a burger
Speaker 1: or like French fries on my face because this has
Speaker 1: been going strong since five thirty. But um, so you
Speaker 1: and I were You and I were inside your insto
Speaker 1: story this morning. Jillian and Dominique were at your house
Speaker 1: over at the Whare headquarters at six thirty am. This
Speaker 1: started to your previous point right and early. So tell
Speaker 1: everyone what you've been doing. It's so hair and makeup
Speaker 1: because I did press. We obviously, our NHL line is
Speaker 1: out for where by Aaron Andrews. You can pick it
Speaker 1: up on fanatics dot com or NHL shop coom. We
Speaker 1: carry all thirty two teams. But I basically just talked
Speaker 1: for four hours, and I want to blow my brains out,
Speaker 1: because who needs good that long? Let's talk for another
Speaker 1: forty five minutes exactly. But and then I fit in
Speaker 1: a fertility acupuncture trip to Santa Monica and back. So
Speaker 1: here I am, I am sweating like a beast. Well
Speaker 1: it's also because I'm drinking coffee. But I have to
Speaker 1: wear these estrogen patches because you know, we're hoping I'm
Speaker 1: going to do another round. Stop me if you've heard
Speaker 1: this before, but we're gonna try to do another round,
Speaker 1: and we're trying to like balance, which is amazing. Well,
Speaker 1: and so we're trying to balance my body. But he goes,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have great skin, You're gonna have a lot
Speaker 1: of energy. But I'm sweating and all the wrong places.
Speaker 1: I mean, I might as well be doing Jacksonville, Tennessee
Speaker 1: at this point? Is that who played? But god, it's
Speaker 1: a lot anyways. Um, but yeah, so I was saying
Speaker 1: I want to get to what one of the things
Speaker 1: we discussed while I was doing hair and makeup. But
Speaker 1: you had a do we do we go there with
Speaker 1: your texting or now do we want to that we
Speaker 1: go everywhere? I mean, I'll just omit the subject matter. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let me set the scene. So it's the stories.
Speaker 1: I was up really early. I'm always up early because
Speaker 1: the dogs have to be let out. No one needs
Speaker 1: to have accidents in the house. Fine. Sometimes I then
Speaker 1: go back to sleep after that. This particular case, busy Monday,
Speaker 1: we're often running. So it's the story. Aaron's getting ready,
Speaker 1: I message Dominique and Jillian are both over there. I
Speaker 1: messaged them. I'm like, you guys are so cute because
Speaker 1: you were talking about Taylor Swift. You've been really high
Speaker 1: on the Taylor Swift situation. We're going to talk about
Speaker 1: that after your story. Okay. Great. I was up a
Speaker 1: bottle of wine into my adele watching that last night, crying.
Speaker 1: I was on my I didn't watch it. I told
Speaker 1: you to watch. I text you, I said, watch it.
Speaker 1: I know you were in the middle of falla la
Speaker 1: la la Christmas with Jared and you guys were setting
Speaker 1: up the tree, but I was Kyle was at a concert.
Speaker 1: I was home alone on the couch. I was so excited.
Speaker 1: I got home, watched part of the Sunday Night game
Speaker 1: and when it became a blowout, I was like perfect
Speaker 1: timing switch over Adele, which I had previously recorded. I
Speaker 1: was in Adela fan before. I am now that person
Speaker 1: that's like all Adele all time after watching that interview,
Speaker 1: and she's the new Selene. Also, she loves Selene. She
Speaker 1: had James Cordon frame member that did you see that
Speaker 1: thing on Vogue? She had James Cordon framed a piece
Speaker 1: of Selene Dion's gum and gave it to her because
Speaker 1: it was from carpool karaoke. Okay against everyone. Just set
Speaker 1: a land, grab a piece of paper and a compass,
Speaker 1: because we are going to be all over the map.
Speaker 1: All right, all of this is happening last night. I
Speaker 1: was up late watching that up early this morning. Bringing
Speaker 1: it back to the Insta stories. Jillian had sent me
Speaker 1: an Insta story and responded back not to Jillian, but
Speaker 1: to who the Insta story was from. Fuck, because then, really,
Speaker 1: really wow, you handled it. It was great, you handled
Speaker 1: it so wow, Aaron said person responds back on the
Speaker 1: d M and I look at my phone. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why is that person d M me me? And then
Speaker 1: it hit me. I said the rude thing I was saying,
Speaker 1: which wasn't so bad. It could have been rude. It
Speaker 1: wasn't that rude. It could have been way worse, Like
Speaker 1: I would have actually said it to the person's face,
Speaker 1: because I'd be like, what are we doing here? But
Speaker 1: because we're not close enough anyways. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys have ever had this situation where you either
Speaker 1: you know, when you're on like a multiple text chain
Speaker 1: and you respond back to someone. I did it the
Speaker 1: other day with the Amazon Live girl that I was
Speaker 1: talking to, and it was a text directed for you
Speaker 1: about an ex boyfriend of mine. And I didn't even
Speaker 1: tell you this. I'll get into that in a second.
Speaker 1: The point is is that if you ever accidentally that's
Speaker 1: the new name of this podcast, keep up the if
Speaker 1: you ever accidentally respond to someone. And then I had
Speaker 1: to figure out how I was going to get out
Speaker 1: of looking like a complete dick. Um. You did, Okay, great,
Speaker 1: so that's how my days started. And then you jumped
Speaker 1: straight into to press Yeah, well I have to tell
Speaker 1: you I have done that. I think we've all done
Speaker 1: that with social media, with texting, with so many conversations,
Speaker 1: We've all done it. I did it before. We were
Speaker 1: on a road trip. We were going from a Thursday
Speaker 1: to a Sunday. We landed I think at four am
Speaker 1: in whatever town. We were doing a game. I remember
Speaker 1: I was with Joe because he knew the person I
Speaker 1: was making a comment and I was supposed to send
Speaker 1: it either to you or to Jarrett. And I made
Speaker 1: a comment about that person and it went right to
Speaker 1: them and their name was in it. I d M them.
Speaker 1: I accidentally what you did today. I d M them
Speaker 1: back ship about them, which you did, like and I
Speaker 1: made fun of them and like what you did. And
Speaker 1: then Joe knows them, and I go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, look what I did, And instantly it's
Speaker 1: four am. I just worked a game. I came up
Speaker 1: with like a quick line like you did, and I
Speaker 1: saved it, saved it, and I actually, I have to
Speaker 1: say this, I impressed myself with how fast I covered
Speaker 1: my nasty shit. Like I impressed myself. I'm almost worried
Speaker 1: how easy this was for me to cover it up,
Speaker 1: because the same thing for me, and I was like
Speaker 1: when the person writes back right away and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you don't whatever they said, and I'm like, no, that's
Speaker 1: not at all what I meant. Yes, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: I meant. And then twisted turn and now we're doing
Speaker 1: a triple axel on the ice and it is all
Speaker 1: downhill or sal cows are us, So let's go back
Speaker 1: to Adele. It got great ratings. I saw you did
Speaker 1: text me and say watch it. You said you were bawling,
Speaker 1: You said you love her, you want the winged I
Speaker 1: I could never do that. I'll try, but I don't
Speaker 1: think I never do that. I get a very very like,
Speaker 1: very like I don't know too much for me, her skin,
Speaker 1: her herself like she self deprecating. I mean, like, who
Speaker 1: has a concert that for the first time and however
Speaker 1: many years, like for a new album and six or
Speaker 1: seven years, and then she's so gracious and she like
Speaker 1: facilitates this proposal for this sweet little couple, Like most
Speaker 1: artists like that would want it to be all about them.
Speaker 1: How smart of her is it to do that concert
Speaker 1: and to be on with Obrah, Well, it's called I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the engagement. You didn't watch it. There was
Speaker 1: an engagement that happened that during the start eating about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't. I thought it was sweet and
Speaker 1: it's someone and here's the thing. And again the juxtaposition
Speaker 1: of like her whole albums about divorced and having been divorced,
Speaker 1: it's very traumatic. Um. I appreciated that she was just honest.
Speaker 1: I like, I like celebrities, musicians whoever that just don't
Speaker 1: hold back with how they feel. And I feel like
Speaker 1: she's one of those girls you would have like a
Speaker 1: bottle of wine with and she would say act exactly
Speaker 1: the same way that she would, you know, as we
Speaker 1: see her on camera. So I was in a Dell
Speaker 1: fan before. I'm a huge fan of her now and
Speaker 1: her freaking voice it makes me. Jillian and I were texting,
Speaker 1: She's like, I wish that I had like a skill
Speaker 1: like that. We all wish we had a skill like that.
Speaker 1: How is your nightline? My eye makeup? Now? Wait? I
Speaker 1: just follow up questions, um so, where where did it
Speaker 1: go wrong? No? Um so what was basically the gift
Speaker 1: of all She's pumping out her new music. She was
Speaker 1: talking about this album is about this divorce yeah, this
Speaker 1: album is about the divorce. But she also said that
Speaker 1: she's still friends with her that part because they have
Speaker 1: a kid together. So that's great for for her child
Speaker 1: to have that relationship. Having gone again through divorce but
Speaker 1: never had a kid. I cannot imagine having to still
Speaker 1: correspond with that person on the regular. I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: So that was great. And then also to about bringing
Speaker 1: it back and like still believing in love and still
Speaker 1: believing that, like you can start giving yourself some grace.
Speaker 1: You would have loved this, and you're always telling me
Speaker 1: to do this. You're always advocating for me to not
Speaker 1: be so hard on myself because I'm like, well, messed
Speaker 1: out up again and messed ot up again, and you're
Speaker 1: like stop, like just go through it. And she had
Speaker 1: this whole part of the interview that was talking specifically
Speaker 1: about that, like her girlfriends just told her to keep going,
Speaker 1: like things are going to be bad, you're gonna want
Speaker 1: to jump back into the marriage, but just keep going
Speaker 1: through it. And she was just I don't know everything
Speaker 1: about it, like resonated in my life, and I was like,
Speaker 1: and how was the music incredible? She's saying some of
Speaker 1: her old stuff and then Leo. There was a pan
Speaker 1: in the crowd of like, who was there? I guarantee
Speaker 1: it was Leonardo DiCaprio. And I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: come out, but because he had a mask on but
Speaker 1: he pulled it down at one point, like him, he
Speaker 1: was there. James Cordon was in the audience. Um, there
Speaker 1: were so many people in the audience that she because
Speaker 1: she invited, like some people that were her friends, and
Speaker 1: then she said also some people she didn't know. But
Speaker 1: she was really sweet and I don't know, I just
Speaker 1: would have given anything for an invite to that. Um. God,
Speaker 1: Well that's sounding aerial views and the sun was setting
Speaker 1: in the Hollywood Sign. It was very magical. The whole thing.
Speaker 1: My husband was like, is this live? I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, But who knows the reason why
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't get into it. And I'm embarrassed
Speaker 1: to say, but I'm not embarrassed to say because it's
Speaker 1: unbelievable television. We were watching The Real Housewives of Salt
Speaker 1: Lake and the whole arrest that goes down with Homeland
Speaker 1: Security and NYPD with Jen Shaw. I mean, it is
Speaker 1: unbelievable telling I don't watch this. I don't watch the show,
Speaker 1: so fill me in. You don't watch Adele mom by
Speaker 1: the album Gone Man, Listen, I'll tell you. If this
Speaker 1: hadn't been on, I would have watched Adell. But I
Speaker 1: like Real Housewives of Salt Lake. It's funny. I find
Speaker 1: the whole, you know, being a Mormon interesting. There's actually
Speaker 1: a woman on the show that has had nine miscarriages
Speaker 1: talk about resignating with someone, and she has three kids
Speaker 1: and she's trying to Her husband really really wants her
Speaker 1: to have another one, and she's like, I can't, I
Speaker 1: can't go through this again. We have three kids. They're fine.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, what about a sister wife? He is
Speaker 1: honest to God's serious about a sister wife. I mean this,
Speaker 1: Real Housewives. It's unbelievable. And this guy's used to watch
Speaker 1: that show. Did you ever watch that show on TLC?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I did. I got into it. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is you know what again? Everyone, that's great if
Speaker 1: that's your choice, good for you. Yeah. I just couldn't.
Speaker 1: I could not wrap my head around it. Imagine sharing,
Speaker 1: like you leave your house right now and you go
Speaker 1: over to somebody else's house or Jared goes over to
Speaker 1: somebody else's house. No, I mean I want Kyle to
Speaker 1: leave this house. Sometimes kind of gonna annoyed, But I
Speaker 1: mean that's different. It's just like I can't imagine having
Speaker 1: to like but again, everyone's got their own choice. Okay,
Speaker 1: So why is salt Like? Aside from that, like, who
Speaker 1: are the characters that I should be that I would
Speaker 1: be into? They're great. There's a girl, Heather. Everybody's a
Speaker 1: characters whether she was no, Yeah, she was a hardcore
Speaker 1: Mormon growing up. She like never drank and then she
Speaker 1: got a divorce from her husband, which apparently has really
Speaker 1: looked down upon in the religion, and she decided to
Speaker 1: raise her kids outside the church if they want to go. Anyways,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of like everybody loves her, like Rihanna
Speaker 1: loves her, Rihanna d ms her. There's um, you know,
Speaker 1: a couple whatever I'd like to respond exactly. So. There
Speaker 1: is a character on the show and she is very
Speaker 1: extravagant and she has a ton of money, and her
Speaker 1: last name is Shaw and she calls it the Shaw Squad.
Speaker 1: Her husband is actually an assistant coach with Utah at
Speaker 1: the University of Utah. I think he's a wide receivers coach,
Speaker 1: but I could be wrong. Anyways, Alex Smith urban Meyer, Well, anyways,
Speaker 1: she Ley lives a real, like big time lifestyle. She's
Speaker 1: got a ton of clothes, She's like always done up,
Speaker 1: and it's always like, I know, he's not making that
Speaker 1: kind of money. So where is she getting it from? Well,
Speaker 1: obviously last summer, you know, she's arrested. The Feds go
Speaker 1: out for her for going after She's got this whole
Speaker 1: internet scheme with her assistant and they're basically stealing money
Speaker 1: from the elderly and it's one her. Well yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's major, so they don't know this is happening right
Speaker 1: the show. This is like c s I Real Housewives style.
Speaker 1: So everybody is waiting for this episode because we all
Speaker 1: knew she got brought in, she got indicted, She's you know,
Speaker 1: going to jail. They're talking about fifty years in prison.
Speaker 1: Maybe not fifty I don't know. Anyways, Sharia DB's coach
Speaker 1: at Utah, Yes, I knew, well, I knew it was
Speaker 1: a coach at Utah. Anyways, Hey, Ryan, is he still
Speaker 1: employed by Utah? These are ran for those of you
Speaker 1: that are new to the program. Are producing. He always
Speaker 1: has good little I knew I'd bring it back to sports. Anyways,
Speaker 1: they all are deciding to go to Vail. They're going
Speaker 1: to Vail, and this is the episode everybody's waiting for
Speaker 1: because everyone knew going into this season. Like she's like
Speaker 1: the only thing I'm guilty of is being fabulous or
Speaker 1: Shaw amazing. So anyway, they all they get all get
Speaker 1: on this party bus to go to Vail. So they
Speaker 1: all get on the party bus and they're one of
Speaker 1: them is like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Were
Speaker 1: real quick, So she gets off to go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and like her shop that they're you know, like
Speaker 1: they're in the parking lot. All of a sudden, gen
Speaker 1: Shaw is on the bus and like she gets a
Speaker 1: call and she's like hello, someone is calling her from
Speaker 1: her people to hipping her off. They got us, the
Speaker 1: Fed's got us. They're coming get out. She know, you
Speaker 1: can see her demeanor change and she looks at one
Speaker 1: of the housewives and she's like, will you undo my
Speaker 1: my pack? My pack really fast smart gets the pack off,
Speaker 1: she walks off. Take the microphone pack off, folks always
Speaker 1: take that's like the number one thing we do when
Speaker 1: I started talking in the hallways of Fox, I didn't
Speaker 1: the other with Terry. I looked he started to talk
Speaker 1: and say something and who knows where he's going, and
Speaker 1: I go, hey, look at me. I go, are you
Speaker 1: wearing a mic? And he goes, no, I don't have it.
Speaker 1: I go, okay, all right, now carry on, got it?
Speaker 1: Gen Shaw, Terry Bradshaw, same thing, very similar. So at
Speaker 1: this point, the producers don't know the gold that they have.
Speaker 1: They don't know that Homeland Security and ny p D
Speaker 1: and so what teams are showing up like they have
Speaker 1: clear dates. God, I love that show. Any who. So
Speaker 1: she rolls off and the camera's on her, but it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal. They're like everybody's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: about seven outfits like counting to drink tonight whatever, pain,
Speaker 1: Vicky Gumbelson whoop it up, but are about to whoop
Speaker 1: it up in jail? Yeah, and Alcatraz. She walks back
Speaker 1: on and she goes, I have to go. But she's
Speaker 1: like she looks out of it, and they're like, what's wrong.
Speaker 1: She's like, um, coach Shaw, he's he has internal bleeding
Speaker 1: and he may need surgery and I have to go
Speaker 1: and all the girls are like, what, that's what she
Speaker 1: came up with. That's what she came up with. She
Speaker 1: wouldn't have responded as well as we do with the
Speaker 1: misappropriated d m s and text messages. That true. So
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, she gets in a truck. She don't,
Speaker 1: she gon't. Cameras are rolling, cameras are rolling in the bus,
Speaker 1: and they're all talking, should we go? I mean, he's
Speaker 1: gonna need surgery? Should we stay? Like? How bad is this?
Speaker 1: Maybe we we just all of a sudden, in the
Speaker 1: backgrounds of the bus, you start seeing the Feds roll
Speaker 1: in like their wrong. You see the like this no,
Speaker 1: not like you see him walking out, you see the guns.
Speaker 1: You see and I'm like goose bumps. You're like, holy
Speaker 1: sh it. Well then looks like I'll be I think
Speaker 1: I'll know what I'm doing for the next month, catching
Speaker 1: up on this show. Don't tell me how it is
Speaker 1: good boiler, I'm not through it. But then the producers
Speaker 1: are like, it's everything. Good is everything. They're like, we're
Speaker 1: looking for Jen Shad you know where we are she is.
Speaker 1: Then the girls on the bus are like they're looking
Speaker 1: for Jen there looking is this a joke. This is
Speaker 1: a joke. Is this a joke? What is hs? The
Speaker 1: next episode? But I know how to bring the cops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the next episode. When I was watching with you were
Speaker 1: watching Adele is the actual arrest. They're all on the bus.
Speaker 1: They go to Veil and she's getting picked up. Like
Speaker 1: even Jarro was like, this is unbelievable because and go
Speaker 1: in once again strikes freaking gold. It was so good.
Speaker 1: I was upset that you didn't watch Adele. Now I'm
Speaker 1: understanding why you didn't watch it. You'll get the album, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll give its bong. It's great. Oh my god. Jen Shaw, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Shaw amazing, Well Shawshank redemption where she's at. Devil's not
Speaker 1: the only one that made news this week with music.
Speaker 1: Um Eron's really been high on the Taylor Swift and
Speaker 1: I love a Taylor Swift song, but it doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like I I'm I'm more I'm more of the pedestrian
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift compared to you. You were watching the video
Speaker 1: and everything. So I was watching the video, but Jillian
Speaker 1: ruined it for me today. One of the things that
Speaker 1: she said is she goes, what do you think of
Speaker 1: the Jake Jillen Hall song, and I was like, it's great.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that song when it first
Speaker 1: came out. I'm gonna do my Jillian voice because she
Speaker 1: says I did it so well, and she did this
Speaker 1: in my Instagram. Um, that relationship was like three months
Speaker 1: long and like ten years ago, why are we still
Speaker 1: talking about it? And I was like, because it's a
Speaker 1: hit song. I mean, it's a great song and I
Speaker 1: feel like it resonates with so many people. But now
Speaker 1: that Jillian said that, it kind of has ruined me.
Speaker 1: But I still love this song. Taylor Swift has made
Speaker 1: a living off of past relationships, so if she didn't
Speaker 1: think about whether it's three months or three or three days,
Speaker 1: what are we singing about in the woods? Is that
Speaker 1: also about a relationship I loved in the Woods? I
Speaker 1: loved eight nine. I text you, oh again that text
Speaker 1: message that I sent you saying that was like a
Speaker 1: sound track for that one relationship in my life. And
Speaker 1: I included that person's name that went to the Amazon
Speaker 1: Live woman who I do not know, and was just
Speaker 1: basically asking her how I set up my storefront on
Speaker 1: Amazon Live and then little did she know, she got
Speaker 1: tossed a freaking hail Mary, and let's just say it
Speaker 1: didn't need to happen. But she now knows too much
Speaker 1: about my past. Question for yourself, does everyone apparently on
Speaker 1: this podcast, Hey, put yourself in Taylor Swift's shoes right now.
Speaker 1: If you could write one line about an X that
Speaker 1: you had, what would it be? I just wrote mine?
Speaker 1: Whoa who's the songwriter? Don Henley? What do you got? God?
Speaker 1: I was so bored? Why did I waste my tears?
Speaker 1: I was just bored. I wasn't even into that person.
Speaker 1: I was just bored with my life. That's amazing. Um Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't even say it. We'll come back to me.
Speaker 1: I'm going to think of it. That was really good
Speaker 1: that you already had that. Yeah, well that's our music
Speaker 1: portion of the show. I mean, I could be a
Speaker 1: lot worse, but it would also be incriminating, and I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do know. I know that's what. That's what.
Speaker 1: By the way, the first thoughts that come to my
Speaker 1: mind are all fourth and long, more than long. But
Speaker 1: the relationship was short, short, and not so sweet. New
Speaker 1: point conversion. Hey, I just got told I was going
Speaker 1: to interview Justin Jefferson on Friday. You love him right him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys did a cute interview. The dance right, the
Speaker 1: thing okay good. I've never met him before, but he
Speaker 1: seems like a good time. Minnesota in November not so much.
Speaker 1: How about there was I mean we got to talk
Speaker 1: about my bets yesterday. I was five, which is fine,
Speaker 1: but my big loss was the bucks. I mean me
Speaker 1: and everyone else that put money. What's happening there? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but how Tom very uncharacteristic of your friend Tom.
Speaker 1: He was like, um, make it quick in the press conference,
Speaker 1: and he gave him one minute to answer questions. I know.
Speaker 1: I was into it like that back too. I love
Speaker 1: that jacket. It looked like actually something that you would
Speaker 1: have for wear of some of your guys of stuff. Um,
Speaker 1: different size, but he still was so nice even and
Speaker 1: being like make it quick, and he was like answered
Speaker 1: a couple of questions and then I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: we're done and walked away. Thanks guys. Yeah. I went
Speaker 1: back to watch it on the internet and I said,
Speaker 1: did your fifty five seconds? Not a not a long one.
Speaker 1: He's like, let me see what he's wearing, but um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I'm curious. What do we got going on over
Speaker 1: there right now. I can't seem to figure it out.
Speaker 1: And I did. I think quickly, see v V, it's
Speaker 1: only a bone bruise, because that would have been a
Speaker 1: really bad injury and maybe a spring MCL, but that
Speaker 1: would have been a big deal for the defense. You
Speaker 1: could blame it on the defense. But I mean, he
Speaker 1: can't throw two picks. He doesn't need me to say that.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? Well, I'll tell you what we're
Speaker 1: doing is we're missing our safety valve uh named Rob
Speaker 1: Gronk and valve? And exactly is he still doing commercials?
Speaker 1: That guy has more commercials than you do right now?
Speaker 1: My favorite one is when he's like, this is Robert
Speaker 1: Robert Um. But yeah, I think like having him back
Speaker 1: because that's just always Tom's go to a B also
Speaker 1: helps you know our defenses have to account for him.
Speaker 1: But I remember an interviewing Gronk last season around week twelve,
Speaker 1: and they were I mean, you did Ryan would know
Speaker 1: what their record was at that time, but they weren't.
Speaker 1: No One was like, hey, this team is gonna win
Speaker 1: the super Bowl, and I remember Gronk being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not. We don't get worried until whatever week fourteen
Speaker 1: or something like that. So this is what I'm worried about. Okay,
Speaker 1: where are my for NFC Championship? And you know, I
Speaker 1: love my people in Green Bay? I love them, I
Speaker 1: love them. But if I could be in hot versus
Speaker 1: indoor versus cold, you know what your girl is picking?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a lie. By the way, I'll go
Speaker 1: anywhere they send me. Please God keep me on the team.
Speaker 1: But no, it's just wait, no, he's an interesting ship.
Speaker 1: Would you rather would you rather be in Tampa Bay
Speaker 1: with a humidity? The seven and five they had to
Speaker 1: buy then went undefeated. Seat there you go. They just
Speaker 1: had their buy and they just lost. Understood, But like me,
Speaker 1: like the seven and five? What are they now? Six?
Speaker 1: And but then they had the most unbelievable playoff schedule.
Speaker 1: They were on the room. I mean, jezuuse um wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm gonna go back to would you rather?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be in Tampa with a humidity whatever
Speaker 1: of and sweating? Or would you rather be in let's say,
Speaker 1: not Green Bay? Because that's extreme? Would you rather be
Speaker 1: in New York? That's extreme too? But is it as
Speaker 1: extreme ast green Bay? Because the last time I was
Speaker 1: in Green Bay. Was the NFC Championship game when I
Speaker 1: got kicked off the field by Mike McCarthy and it
Speaker 1: was my thirty dreams. I also was Extreme discrimination season
Speaker 1: in or Week sixteen last year and I did a
Speaker 1: throwback to you and I was so freaking cold, remember
Speaker 1: that one. I was all bundled up. I one time
Speaker 1: was so cold in Minnesota when I was the UM
Speaker 1: college the Golden Gophers. Where is Eric Decker. He was
Speaker 1: on the team at the time, And I was like,
Speaker 1: he's cute, but I'm older than him. Um, and I
Speaker 1: said it was so cold. Instead of saying play clock,
Speaker 1: I said something else, play cock on air, and I
Speaker 1: tried to correct myself, but my mouth was still numb.
Speaker 1: So I had to say play cock, not not once,
Speaker 1: but twice. And then finally I just went tom because
Speaker 1: I was like, layout this is You're not gonna get
Speaker 1: this word out of your mouth. Yeah, just literally, I
Speaker 1: was like, they need to do a better job of
Speaker 1: clock management or whatever it was. It was like, you know,
Speaker 1: they need to, you know, make sure that they're paying
Speaker 1: because if they bullshit, And I'm like, um, you know, literally,
Speaker 1: and I was like they did the who I forget
Speaker 1: who the coach was at the time. He said something
Speaker 1: like we gotta pay attention to the play clock, and
Speaker 1: so I was reciting that, and yeah, it didn't come
Speaker 1: out that well. I didn't Thanksgiving game with Kirk Herb
Speaker 1: Street and my KO on Thursday night in West Virginia.
Speaker 1: I did not pack properly. I wore this little trench coat.
Speaker 1: It was probably fifteen degrees Rich Rodriguez the head coach.
Speaker 1: It was so cold, I said, Western Virginia on air.
Speaker 1: And then you know what ESPN did me that next summer,
Speaker 1: They used me in the what not to do portion
Speaker 1: of the presentation of the seminar. Yeah, off, they did not.
Speaker 1: They used their own employee of like to all of us.
Speaker 1: They had a bunch of things that then we could correct,
Speaker 1: like not our proudest moments at the college Football Seminar.
Speaker 1: I mean there was my ego. I was like, does
Speaker 1: anyone have something I could blow my brains out? I
Speaker 1: couldn't have been already did on air and then thank god,
Speaker 1: social media wasn't that big then. But like, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I knew when I said it. I was like, my
Speaker 1: lips are frozen, my tongue is frozen. I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe no one heard it. Well, yeah, everybody then heard
Speaker 1: it at the ESPN College Football seminar. So I can't
Speaker 1: get this gen Shaw thing out of my head. I mean, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: we got a great Monday night football. Not unfortunately, We've
Speaker 1: got a great Monday night football game with the Rams
Speaker 1: and the Niners, which, of course our podcast comes out
Speaker 1: on Thursday, so we'll know the result of that. But
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I would just lock it in
Speaker 1: right now and start watching. Why have you kept this
Speaker 1: from me? What am I supposed to do? I feel
Speaker 1: like I've told you. I haven't I told you. Whenever
Speaker 1: there's arrest involved, I get more interested. I like to see.
Speaker 1: I don't really care, like when we're like, hey, what
Speaker 1: dress are we wearing? Like the girls, you know they're
Speaker 1: pulling out weaves. When the when you give me some
Speaker 1: FEDS and some you know, d A, we got get
Speaker 1: law enforcement involved. And now I'm tune in right in.
Speaker 1: I pretty great. We do some girl talk really quick
Speaker 1: because I have a question. I have a question for
Speaker 1: the people in the streets. Yeah. So I was home
Speaker 1: alone on Friday and Saturday. My husband and was in
Speaker 1: Toronto working, and I was working out whatever, doing some stuff.
Speaker 1: And oh no, I was sitting outside with Howie for
Speaker 1: a minute and were I was just trying to get
Speaker 1: some vitamin deep and I was in some shorts because
Speaker 1: I was trying to get these white legs a little
Speaker 1: bit of sun. I have a real issue. And if
Speaker 1: this is a campaign, you know, I'm all for it tonight. No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. So I have a real problem. Listen. It
Speaker 1: takes a good ten minutes to shave my legs. I'm
Speaker 1: five ten, They're very long. This is what I struggle with,
Speaker 1: and the sunlight really showed it. I have hairs this
Speaker 1: long on my freaking knee. I cannot shave my knees
Speaker 1: and it's not even like okay, so there's my kneecap,
Speaker 1: but I'm also bow legged, so it's also the bone
Speaker 1: that sticks out on the side of the outer part
Speaker 1: of my leg. I cannot get around it. And now
Speaker 1: I have the longest hair. I cannot navigate these areas.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Am I nearing this now? I don't
Speaker 1: think there's a razor that can help me. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. I mean, everything else is taken
Speaker 1: care of, you know, but this is an area I
Speaker 1: struggle with and it ain't cute. You're not alone that
Speaker 1: in the Achilles. And also I've discovered as I've gotten older,
Speaker 1: the back of the thigh. Be careful. You better show
Speaker 1: some flexibility and put that leg over your head because
Speaker 1: there are some hairs back there that you can break
Speaker 1: because no one's getting that, you know, Shaving the back
Speaker 1: of your hamstrings that often on the end of day.
Speaker 1: And I was like, ship, uh So the knees always
Speaker 1: a conundrum obviously, because we're working with bones and now
Speaker 1: like are we bending the knee, are we putting the
Speaker 1: knee up in the shower, or we don't want to,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to um. That also happens
Speaker 1: on your actual like cat like what if whatever it's called,
Speaker 1: like the front of your calf, because that bone that
Speaker 1: sticks out if you're going really fast. I'm such a
Speaker 1: fast shaver. I'm shocked that I haven't trying. That's why
Speaker 1: I don't have time for it. I'm not interested in
Speaker 1: staying in there, and you're lucky I'm even doing it
Speaker 1: at all because i'd like to. I don't know, have
Speaker 1: somebody attracted to me? So just shave your legs but
Speaker 1: the ankle is also an area. You know, that one
Speaker 1: on the back of the ankle stayed there for a
Speaker 1: while too, And all of a sudden you're sitting there
Speaker 1: in the Indian position in your yoga class and you're like, whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: where did that from from? And you know when you
Speaker 1: discover those or like you know, you're putting on the
Speaker 1: self tanner and you're like, I've tried to pull it
Speaker 1: off before. I just put on the chat our shin
Speaker 1: the ship because I couldn't say yes, thank you, right,
Speaker 1: yeah I can't. I can. I can get through that
Speaker 1: pretty good. It's just, yeah, my knee and this outer bone.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I don't And I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest, I don't know if I'm gonna sit
Speaker 1: there and start naring my knees. You know, does anybody
Speaker 1: have you start hearing? I don't know. Well, we're lasering, don't.
Speaker 1: I mean I tried to. I should actually just I've
Speaker 1: invested in laser for everything, and I should just take
Speaker 1: it to the legs taken. Yeah, I have I should
Speaker 1: do that. But you know, maybe we get a better razor,
Speaker 1: maybe we get one that has all that stuff around
Speaker 1: at the Gael to protect us. I have that it's
Speaker 1: not helping. Huh. Okay, you get good natural light in
Speaker 1: your bathroom. How about we do a little dry shape
Speaker 1: before you get into the shower, because yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: even the razor. Bernie, We're gonna nick something that we need,
Speaker 1: you know, but I'm interested you guys, d M s.
Speaker 1: Let us know how you deal with these sharp edges.
Speaker 1: I get one right here on my chin. This is
Speaker 1: an older thing. This is also happening and something that
Speaker 1: I can get one, and all of a sudden that
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I forgot. Like when you're
Speaker 1: looking in the rear the rear view mirror in your
Speaker 1: car tells all I think, does not hold back and
Speaker 1: it does not discriminate. It says, So your bathroom in
Speaker 1: a plane, Oh yeah, that could get deadly all of
Speaker 1: a sudden. Now we're getting in there, we're popping zit's
Speaker 1: and there's a line that goes past comfort plus. So okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll work up. We'll get some feedback on that.
Speaker 1: You have a Thursday night game in Atlanta? Yeah right,
Speaker 1: you're going back on music. How did you live in Atlanta?
Speaker 1: I lived there for ten years? But I wasn't in
Speaker 1: love with it. I wish I had been. I wish
Speaker 1: I had gone out more. I wish I had really
Speaker 1: enjoyed the city. That was when I was with ESPN
Speaker 1: and I just worked my ass off that basically my
Speaker 1: home was like a hotel. It was it was storage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, because you don't know, why did
Speaker 1: you live in Atlanta? Was it just easier to get
Speaker 1: around because I worked for Turner and then I didn't
Speaker 1: get my contract renewed, and then I got hired by
Speaker 1: ESPN and I worked every single sport two games a
Speaker 1: week and was living at Hartsfield Airport. Would you rather
Speaker 1: have a layover in Atlanta or Detroit? Atlanta because I
Speaker 1: know where that sushi restaurant is um and but Detroit
Speaker 1: has some good restaurants too in that airport. But the
Speaker 1: reason I asked is because I both think they're very
Speaker 1: difficult to navigate in terms of like they're so long Detroits,
Speaker 1: like these freaking gates and we gotta get on the tram.
Speaker 1: And I mean, I know every freaking airport has a
Speaker 1: tram now, but those two are always I like, lived
Speaker 1: in the Detroit airport with all those NFC North and
Speaker 1: Big Tennis is sneaky big too, sneaky big in Minnesota,
Speaker 1: DFW where it's at. I could live in DFW. What
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on that tram thing in the um.
Speaker 1: Not the tram, but like the moving escalators. You're not
Speaker 1: standing there ever, right, we're walking on those who Yeah,
Speaker 1: but who are the people that are standing there? Like,
Speaker 1: I move out of the way. I don't have time
Speaker 1: for that. I gotta get through. I push it. I
Speaker 1: push it to the last minute. I mean Rich Gross
Speaker 1: and I gosh, last story, and we probably need to
Speaker 1: wrap it up. But we were leaving Miami and we
Speaker 1: walked literally a half mile to get to clear and
Speaker 1: then walked back. We were sprinting to our gate, full
Speaker 1: blown lather, and I was like, you know what, Rich,
Speaker 1: that's just our cardio on a Friday. Great, good job,
Speaker 1: Bridge Gross, that little cutie. UM we I have. I
Speaker 1: feel like I had something else in need to talk
Speaker 1: to you about, though. UM. One lady was saying that
Speaker 1: she agrees with the wet feet touching the carpet for
Speaker 1: the hotel. She had good little thought there, she said,
Speaker 1: bring flip flops. Great idea. Um, Melissa Gage said, I'm
Speaker 1: with Aaron about not walking with wet feet on a
Speaker 1: hotel carpet. I bring extra flip flops and wear them
Speaker 1: around the room as I'm getting ready. So good. So
Speaker 1: you guys, just and again we reiterate this all the time.
Speaker 1: But if you have a topic that you think is
Speaker 1: interesting or you have a question, d m s. It's
Speaker 1: a calm down podcast on Instagram and we go through
Speaker 1: these bad boys and we are list Sundaying. Corey Mansky
Speaker 1: said our pod has been an unexpected dinner topic at
Speaker 1: least three times now. He said, thank you both for
Speaker 1: being open, honest, fucking real people whoa talking about skin
Speaker 1: routines and Nettie Potts. Hell, yeah, you know we're here.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, with the sweet message from before,
Speaker 1: I've also the flip flops in gyms, like certain gyms
Speaker 1: like when you go and like shower and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: No one needs to be walking straight out. That's like
Speaker 1: you're back in college. Um for Caissa, this is from
Speaker 1: Kimberly Reed. I love people who have suggestions about our job.
Speaker 1: How we do it here? We got ready? Okay, I
Speaker 1: can Jerry Madaline one one observation notice last week during
Speaker 1: the Fox game, during the Fox game breaks, and again today.
Speaker 1: Your voice trails too softly when you end your updates,
Speaker 1: as if you lose confidence or interest. I will tell you,
Speaker 1: as her friend and her coworker, she's not losing interest. Um,
Speaker 1: I just that's what Lexi people do when they're done
Speaker 1: with highlights. I mean, Kimberly, Joe try Aaron Man. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that because you know, at this point in my career,
Speaker 1: I'm always looking for feedback. So I am going to
Speaker 1: ensure here's my thing, and you and I both have
Speaker 1: this issue I cannot handle. My voice is very loud,
Speaker 1: and I'm aggressive anyways in life, I'm not interested in
Speaker 1: you yelling into a microphone. That's what the microphones for, Like,
Speaker 1: it's going to amplify your voice so we don't need
Speaker 1: back coming up nets. It's like, whoa, Let the microphone
Speaker 1: do the work. It's like engulf, let the club do
Speaker 1: the work. Like there's a lot of people I see
Speaker 1: on TV sometimes and I'm like, why are they yelling?
Speaker 1: I'm confused, So Kimberly, I'll I'll go the other way
Speaker 1: with it and be louder. The first time anyone's ever
Speaker 1: in my life told me to be louder. You know
Speaker 1: who also d m us on our Calm Down podcast,
Speaker 1: Andrew Whitworth, That little cutie. What's he doing getting ready? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably right now? Pregame morm ups um, you are talking
Speaker 1: about the fight attendant going on and on and on
Speaker 1: and on, and you're like, and he goes, that is
Speaker 1: the truth every time. I mean, let's just get to it.
Speaker 1: Because you know, on Delta, which we are big Delta fans,
Speaker 1: you and I, when they keep talking it's interrupting the TV,
Speaker 1: Like we can't watch what we want, we can't do
Speaker 1: any thing on the program monitor there because it's being
Speaker 1: interrupted for an announcement. And those announcements are just so long.
Speaker 1: Uh they're long. They're long. All right, Well, that's gonna
Speaker 1: do it from here. What are your highlights coming up
Speaker 1: this week? You're going to Minnesota stay at the Ivy
Speaker 1: Great Hotel and and I said hi, and I will
Speaker 1: give the Minnesota Vikings m in Anzota Vikings a plug.
Speaker 1: Their PR staff is one of the best. I love
Speaker 1: all of their guys. They're so great. Do you know
Speaker 1: how sweet they were I got engaged, you know, yes,
Speaker 1: amazing they when I got engaged. New Year's Eve. I
Speaker 1: ended up flying back from Mike Zimmer interview. I got
Speaker 1: engaged the next day. Bill Richards, our executive producer, unbeknowns
Speaker 1: to him, I just got engaged, text me and says, hey,
Speaker 1: can you go to Minnesota for this interview? Well? I
Speaker 1: can't say no because I never getting engaged in the
Speaker 1: middle of the season, which I shouldn't be doing anyways.
Speaker 1: But I was like, sure, I can. So I then
Speaker 1: look at kind and I'm like, we're cutting this short.
Speaker 1: I'm getting on a plane to Minnesota. Let's go while
Speaker 1: Hawaii when you can go to Minnesota to sit down
Speaker 1: with head coach Mike Zimmer. You know exactly I mean.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. Who doesn't want to leave Hawaii
Speaker 1: when you can go to snowy Minnesota. So I get
Speaker 1: on a plane, fly there, I get off the plane,
Speaker 1: sit down to do the interview, do the interview, and
Speaker 1: then the PR staff hands me this bag and a
Speaker 1: card that says congratulations, and they got me an engagement gift.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this just happened yesterday. You are Johnny on
Speaker 1: the seat, so are the sweetest? If you stay at
Speaker 1: that hotel, I live there for a good month when
Speaker 1: my husband was picked up by Minnesota. They have the
Speaker 1: most unbelievable tater talks. I know you don't eat like that,
Speaker 1: but sometimes that's not true comfort food. It's delicious. You
Speaker 1: and I had great tater talks in Montana. I'm always
Speaker 1: down for a talk. We gotta go to Montana in March.
Speaker 1: I just realized that, are you good with that? Like,
Speaker 1: after football is over? Can we go in March. I'm
Speaker 1: quitting every job, but this come football season, I'm over
Speaker 1: at all. I mean house and home. Of course that
Speaker 1: will carry on. I'm going to just delegate some other
Speaker 1: people to take that over. We need a break, um,
Speaker 1: and we're taking a break for a week. We'll join
Speaker 1: you in next week on Calm Down podcast. Make sure
Speaker 1: you guys d m us make sure you d m
Speaker 1: the right person is the moral of the story here
Speaker 1: or text the right person and make sure that uh
Speaker 1: we let us know what we can do or what
Speaker 1: you want us to talk about. I don't want us
Speaker 1: to do ever again for that. Calm Down with Aaron
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