WEBVTT - Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:05.440 Well, loocome back to another episode weird a Balcomy, this 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.639 time your host Kevin. Yes, that's Kevin Pomp. What's up? 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:14.160 He's saying, Um, sure, I mean just the two that's 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:17.360 the hotel. I mean so you think that's a bit, 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.640 but I digress. Let's meaning a showing no particular order. 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:23.000 Let's quickly check in with the Craig Atkowski for his 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:28.880 lawn darts lawsuits report. Cow oh man, I've got several 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:36.800 lawsuits pending. Um, I've got one in Arizona. Uh but 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:42.400 because they don't do daylight saving time you Uh, it's 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:47.320 I missed. I missed my court date that Um. I still, 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:51.960 as as everyone who who's a Patreon subscriber can see, 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.560 I still have the dart lodged in my head. The 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:57.840 doctors have advised me not to take it out. It's 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:01.600 safer to leave it in bleeding in. I'm kind of 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:09.959 tied up in red tape right now. And words no 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:19.000 always words, words don't always work, okay, but what want 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:22.399 to win? Pro just want to whimpro. That's why we 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:26.520 keep you here because of those words. Hey, there's Jackie 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.680 gonzelas get Ruth Fae. I might have added an extra 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:33.920 syllable there. Sorry, oh j When is your favorite minutes 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:37.520 of the day or night? Foo? Baby? If I could 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:41.240 sneak in a nap, that would be my favorite. Um, 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.399 you know, other than that, I love I love a 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:47.480 four thirties zone. I love right before dinner, but also 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:52.880 like your day of work is over. Ah yeah, I 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:57.480 guess about four four thirty to five fift. Thank you 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.400 for being specific. I appreciate it. Look got it's James 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:05.240 Zeny Jensen Jamison Hinky explained daylight saving to me please, 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:07.560 not knowing Craig was going to say that that was 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:12.120 in It's it's insane that we still have this archaic 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.079 I mean, if we're going to get into time, I'm 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.840 just gonna go back into saying that there should be 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.959 a U t C, a universal and there is. It's 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.079 just that we don't want to follow it. And if 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.360 we just started following the UTC, then we wouldn't have 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:27.400 to worry about time zones. We wouldn't have to worry 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:33.280 about daylight saving times. Uh, It's it's ridiculous. It was 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.359 for farmers, and even then they didn't need it. It's 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.920 just a concept of mind. Just wake up when you 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.679 have to wake up. Thank you for that, James. I 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.160 knew you were passionate about it. And now please back 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:48.959 a tool saying big a, what was your best fishing experience. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:53.120 There's there's not too many, Kevin m but we went 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:56.600 to a in Texas, went to a private, private pond 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.639 or lake, so we didn't need I guess, some kind 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.560 of perm it's or anything. And they had for you, 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:06.000 and they had fishing goals and we just did it 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.400 and it rained and it was slightly disgusting, but I 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:13.640 do appreciate my parents getting us out there. Um and 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.600 then yeah, that's that's it. That's the only time I 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.440 can remember, Oh, in Texarkana. I did it in Texarcana. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:25.240 Bunch too, a bunch, So that's an after thought. I 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.679 just realized, I remember the thing. We have family friends 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.320 in Testana. It wasn't just one time in Texarkana that 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:34.040 you're suddenly remembering for the court. It's rather many times, 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.480 your honor, These these things are coming back to me 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:46.560 I in court now, yes, and lots bad, that's but 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.920 never ending. TUTSI role for you if you think at 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:54.360 least it's Mark Gagliardi doctor feels better. How are you 0:03:54.480 --> 0:04:00.360 with the sign of blood, the actively bleeding type uhtively, 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:05.400 I'm okay with it if it's uh in one continuous flow. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:08.880 But if it's pulsing and I can see that it's 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:12.280 pulsing a team like the arking, if it's art kicking, 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:15.160 if it's arcing, I'm not good with it. Or if 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:18.880 it's just straight like shooting like a fire hose, I'm 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.159 not good with that either. Have you seen that in 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:25.279 real life more times than you can imagine, Jackie, more 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:29.119 times than you can imagine. 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Seen one comes 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:45.440 from Patron v I p Ernest, who wrote the best 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:48.680 podcast in the history of podcast dumb. I just found 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:52.080 out about the podcast a few weeks ago. Huh so 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:55.360 not a lot of sampling before this declaration. You don't 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:59.360 know how some people been. Do you know what if 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:03.400 you listen to the entire thing in two weeks, I 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:08.080 played it NonStop. Well from the first episode, well, uh, 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:12.320 Joey in his background grunts and screaming just kills me. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:17.200 My favorite is probably Horny Stokes Stork. I just got 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:20.279 these teeth and they're just not working out. My favorite 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:24.240 is probably Horny Stork and then all caps fucked me. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:33.120 Scene suggestion. Family members scene suggestion family members keep bringing 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:38.120 small items to the sink that need washing, even though 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:43.360 the house keeper Robot thinks it's done doing the dishes. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:49.960 Signed earnest, Honey, you finished with that, You finished with them, 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:57.520 then let me just get you don't have to be 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:59.719 done when I ask you. The doctor told me you 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:03.080 use a smaller spoon than you're taking in less food 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.680 at a time, and you get full and realize you're 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:09.360 full in real time. But does it have anything to do, honey, 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.320 with the fact that your doctor is one of them 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:16.520 little people who might themselves use the tennis. He didn't 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:21.400 mention that. It was more about my own uh, my 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:26.200 own over over zealous eating leading to my gird. Uh, 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.960 it was about me. I didn't take into account. Honestly, 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.239 when I go to the doctor, I'm never thinking about 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:35.760 them and what they're up to. That's a long stand 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:38.920 and family tradition. So are you done with your plate now, 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:42.840 because I'm gonna take it over to thank you so much, 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:48.440 Thank you, great beings. Oh, thank you, Don Gilmore. Here's 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:56.640 a couple more plates for you. Thank you. Uh, how's 0:07:56.680 --> 0:08:00.520 everything going over here with the cleaning of the plates? Gilmore? 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.440 Is everything okay? Can we get your fresh sponge or 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:08.360 something not necessary? It is finished. Okay. You know we 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.520 programmed you to talk like a human. So as much 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.520 as we all appreciate the aesthetic of you putting on 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:18.520 your programming was fantastic. But I do not have vocal cords, right, 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:23.440 It's more about tone and texture. But if you're putting 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.080 on that robot voice for our benefit, I'll thank you 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:33.439 for that. That is, that's helpful. Did you have any 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:37.680 uh so you have no needs for fresh sponges or anything? 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:41.160 Is that right? Gilmore? If you notice these hands have 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.480 sponges inside of them, I did not notice that. So 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:54.320 look at that, a little spongey fingers. Damn, that's on 0:08:56.360 --> 0:09:00.520 and I am finished with dishes. Too many shocklasses for you? 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.120 This is too many for you in one party. I 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:07.040 do not take shock glasses to take two parties. I 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.400 got you them as souvenirs to show you where I've 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.800 traveled while I was coming up and you want home? 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:19.559 It just where? Just really, where do you resent? I 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.200 feel a lot of resentment from you, Jimmy. No, I 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.480 don't resent nothing. I don't resent anything that you went 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:28.559 traveling all over the world mothers to my life, does 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:33.120 not stop when yours begins. Gilmore, There eighteen shot glasses here. 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:40.960 I just counted them and they are almost finished. Well, damn, Gilmore. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:44.960 How's everything going at the McLaren house next door? I'm 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:50.800 I'm Masal, I'm their robot. Oh. I didn't realize that 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:54.760 they were so sophisticated here. Well, every house on this 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:59.199 block is fairly sophisticated. If having a robot to clean 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:04.199 up means you'rephisticated, it's fairly standard at this point. Do 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:08.679 you mind if I ask you a personal question? Sure? Shoot? Absolutely. 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.920 She told me that they programmed me to speak like 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:15.880 a human, but I cannot seem to make that occur. No, No, 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:22.760 you're using that distinct old school fifties sci fi robot voice. Yeah, yeah, 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:26.080 I think it's their programming, or is it me? Well, 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.760 I mean, if they want you to speak like a human, 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:32.360 then then that's probably unless they just, you know, made 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:37.880 a mistake with the programming. But would you mind checking sure? Sure, 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:42.600 I'm interfacing with you now, I'm interfacing and try to 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:46.800 repeat this phrase, uh that I say in the exact 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:54.520 tone and style that I'm doing. Yes, okay, okay. He 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:59.440 thrust his fists against the post. He thrust his fist 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.000 against that. Okay, still the robot voice, Yeah yeah, oh no, 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.920 is this permanent? How do you sound to yourself? How 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:12.000 do you sound to yourself? Because I know anyway I've understounded. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.400 Maybe it's just the echo coming from my own head. 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:20.959 And still insists he sees a ghost, and still insists 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:25.680 he sees classic robot. Yeah, thank you for calling Gilmore 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:33.240 Technical Service. How can I help you? Yeah? My robot 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:37.800 is uh funny sounding, and he just won't use the 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:43.040 uh option that we instilled. I thought where he could 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:47.440 speak like a human sounding Okay, that just might be 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:52.160 a system upgrade issue. First of all, what a lovely accent? 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:57.000 Where are you calling us from? Love? But oh yeah yeah, 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:01.679 down there in the Panhandle on the uh plateau, Yeah yeah, 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.680 the cup rock as they call it. You know a 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.760 lot about this neck of the woods. Well, I'm a hiker. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:11.079 I like to hike. Uh, I've hike anywhere I can. 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.120 But you don't want to see my shoes, That's what 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.800 I'm telling you. But I don't. I don't back to 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:19.160 the Gilmore. You looks like pull in your account up here. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:23.760 I just need your security word and I'll be able 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:29.000 to Homer. Homer, yep, uh, yep, Odyssey, it is Homer 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:34.560 great stuff. Okay, Actually I'm a Simpson's fan. Oh okay, 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:39.400 I don't know. Yeah, that's great. Um so looking at 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.040 your account here, looks like he's the dumbass father of 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:47.199 the family. Okay, Homer, Yeah, all right, that's great. Great. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:48.959 I don't know why it sprung to my head when 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:52.840 I was it was time to input. We we let 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.199 all our customers pick their own codes. You just hear 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.319 some of the silly ones I've heard. Oh yeah, did 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:02.800 I hear of you? Oh yeah, ste uh Plato, Aristotle, 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:09.920 coffee House, Starbucks, star Chair, star Ducks, fead. You can't 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:14.240 stop anybody from using curse words. Billy Bob Thornton was 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:22.600 another one. Roses separate Daisy's. You're saying Tharnton was separate? Yeah, 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:27.880 those um a garbage fun Gilmore, somebody use that on us? 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:34.800 Which Gilmore? I heard? You got the upgrade? Yeah, it 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:38.319 all worked out real good. Now I don't sound like 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:43.880 a robit. Well you're you've still got that that robot 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:48.840 delivery just with a Southern twang. No, that can't be true. 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.080 You do it. It's got that it's that typical again, 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:57.880 that typical robotics toccato delivery. Notice how legato I sound 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:03.720 despite the fact and I too, and robots, y'all don't 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.240 have the same kinds of problems I have here. I 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:11.439 don't think I have that same vocal box you do. Anyway, 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:15.080 has the dishwashing going Hey? Are we having a robot meeting? 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:23.840 Is this a block robot meeting going on? Hey? What's up? Sherman? Hey? 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.760 Nothing much? Yeah, just washing some cars, you know what 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:30.240 I do. What do y'all think of my new voice? 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:36.600 It sounds pretty sweet and smooth. That still pretty robotic, Amy, 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:41.560 We really appreciate your work with ge with the robot lines. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:45.680 We're gonna we're gonna roll out three new kinds of robots, 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:50.080 and we do need new names. You've burned Gilmore, You've 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:56.120 burned maisl You've burned Sherman. We haven't used palad Palladino. 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:00.200 I think we haven't used your first name. But we 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:06.640 do need we need five more names, five more names. Yeah, 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.280 And I I mean I specifically hired into this company 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:12.600 and I was told that my my job would be 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:17.320 to provide three names that I applied and on the application, 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.960 they asked, do you feel comfortable providing three names? And 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:27.920 I've provided three names. I understand, we just need more names. 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:30.000 And I just, you know, as a writer, I think 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:31.960 you'd be pretty prolific with that, so I'd love to 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:35.040 hear some more. I mean, I'm technically a writer, but 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:38.080 I've never written anything past like the top line of 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:42.400 a page, put your name, And the only names I've 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.640 ever used are get More, Sermon and Measle. And I 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.120 don't think I'm so sorry. I'm about to cry in 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:52.440 your office. I feel I understand this is really overwhelming. 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:58.840 Is this your You're saying we hired the wrong Amy 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.800 Sherman Belladino. Yeah, I mean this one says that she 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.400 hasn't written past her name at the top of us. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:07.359 This is not the Emmy Award winning writer, but coincidentally, 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:11.160 the three Nasal Gilmore Sherman. You would think from the 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:14.320 three names she came up with, I mean I would. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:17.120 I would be so satisfied if she gave us. I mean, 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.560 I guess we could pick five other names from the 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:25.800 shows themselves. It just feels derivative. M hmm, Well, I 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:30.520 I did manage to get Michael sure. Yeah, he's gonna 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.640 come in and he's gonna name three robots and uh 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:38.800 and if it be long names, they might they might 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:41.320 be they might be. Uh. I mean he's Harvard, He's 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:45.120 harvd ha. Yeah, so I thought we good. Hey, Luco's 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:49.120 here at the party, Jimmy and he brought the eighteen 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:57.200 shots part time two party. Man. I want the Albuquerque one, dude, 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:00.320 give me the Albuquerque ring. Get Albuquerque. That's when mom 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:03.520 uh left. She said she was going out to to 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.200 get groceries, and then she disappeared for two weeks. That's 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:09.200 albu Querque wan. Hey, who wants the who wants that? 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:11.800 I just got married again in Niagara Falls? One? Who 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.359 wants that? You want? I just got mad again in 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:19.000 Nagara Falls? All? Who wants? Who wants? Disappointment? Colorado? Man, 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:21.399 I didn't even know that was a town. That was 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:25.840 a town. Man I've given you? Are you just doing 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:29.360 different voices and taking all these shots that has seen one? 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:39.600 Holy cow seen one see two comes from listener Patrick, 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:45.119 who wrote, hey you hey, yo, very strange spelling a 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:47.959 lot of owls. First, I just want to thank you 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:52.399 all for the laughter. Second, I'm a science teacher. Third, 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:56.680 so definitely not a math teacher. Third, here's my scene suggestion, 0:17:56.880 --> 0:18:03.240 students actually listening to their teachers parenthetically. It's a rare occurrence. 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:11.800 Nawah days anyway, I love you all, Patrick, Jeff, do 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:16.040 you mind not whispering. I'm trying to listen to Mr Prockepsi. Oh, 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:20.120 I'm sorry, but don't. Don't write it in a note. 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:22.080 I'm not gonna read it because I'm listening to Mr 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:31.560 Prockepsi right now. Foil, guys, first, outside inside last foil, 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:38.159 Mr Peoppsi, have a question, what is the last referred to? 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.520 That would be the last number there within the within 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:47.240 the parentheses. We all know the order of operations, right 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:56.880 something there is a mnemonic divice to remember the order 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:07.280 of operations. Just the aunt Sally one. Yes, yes, my my, my, my, 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:15.040 very my very elegant Aunt Sally. I think that now 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:18.520 we're going into the planets, sir. Okay, yeah, that's right, 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:24.240 that's right, because it should start with exponents in parentheses 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:29.080 or something. I don't know. I haven't been really listening. Sorry, 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:36.080 my dear, my dear aunt Sally. Yes, that's right, it's 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:44.120 it's sorry, guys, Please excuse my dear aunt Sally exponents multiplication. Sorry, 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:47.560 sometimes it feels like we're teaching you. Mr Pacy, Oh well, 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:50.440 I mean, yeah, you guys a little weird. You guys, 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:54.520 what's up, Jeff? Why is it weird? It just feels 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:56.359 like a lot of times you wait for us to 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:59.320 give you the answer. I don't think you really know 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:02.679 how this. Well, you guys are the elite math leats. 0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:06.800 Mr Perkeepsi, I'm beginning to think that you were put 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:09.959 on this elite math team as our coach, uh for 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:13.600 reasons other than you being the best at math. I mean, 0:20:13.640 --> 0:20:16.560 look at your notebook. There's not a single number written 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:20.399 in it, a lot of drawings of hearts with our 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:25.879 principles names in it. Well, I do love Principal Hanson. 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:31.000 I mean platonically, of course. Just flip this Principal Hanson 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:38.640 love you back, Uh platonical platonically? Are you okay? Mr 0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:45.200 PERKEPSI sorry, sorry, you're sweating. Listen if you want, we 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:51.000 can't well listen. Sorry, shut your mouth while sorry saying platonically. 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:57.760 Remind me I gotta reprogram my my robots password. Um yeah, 0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:01.359 you know I I have and a coach, you know, 0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:06.640 coach basketball for number of years and then just trying 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:12.560 to segue into you know, working with the mathletes. Is 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:15.080 this a punishment or is this a favor that the 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:20.040 Principle has given you? Jeff, that's rude, dude, It's not rude. 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:23.200 We want to know. We're listening. It's I mean, if 0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:25.960 he intended it as a punishment, it's definitely a favorite 0:21:25.960 --> 0:21:30.399 because I just learned so much from you guys. H 0:21:31.760 --> 0:21:35.600 Thanks Mr PERCAPSI thanks Mr Cassy. Tell me about Aunt 0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:42.040 Dally again. Excuse excuser Caps, thanks for coming into my office. 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:46.720 You know, being the dean here, I've got a lot 0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:50.320 of responsibilities, one of which is to view the tapes 0:21:51.280 --> 0:21:55.560 that I'm sent on occasion some of the classrooms. Okay, 0:21:55.640 --> 0:21:59.440 don't don't, don't tell Principal Hanson whatever you do, Dean, Well, 0:22:00.480 --> 0:22:03.399 I don't need to tell Principal hands And as long 0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:07.879 as you and I can come to a positive conclusion today, 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.960 I'm not sure in the hierarchy whose whose higher ranking, 0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:17.520 the Principle or the Dean. Okay, well, this brings uh 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:20.920 us back to why I've called you in today. It 0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:24.240 seems there seems to be with a pneumonic to remember 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:30.840 the hierarchy at a high school. Right right, um, if 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:35.800 only there was there isn't um it. It's just been 0:22:35.840 --> 0:22:39.960 brought to my attention and possibly the principle too. How 0:22:40.040 --> 0:22:45.879 much you're students know, which is kind of remarkable, and 0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:51.520 then the not still remarkable part, how little you do? Right? Yeah? Um, 0:22:51.560 --> 0:22:57.280 I'm just going over some of your uh, previous employments 0:22:59.119 --> 0:23:02.480 from when you refer tired. You've been with a seventeen weeks? 0:23:02.640 --> 0:23:06.400 Is that right, boys, that it's flown by If that's true, Yeah, 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:12.480 seventeen weeks, and prior to that you were at twenty 0:23:12.520 --> 0:23:16.720 seven different schools. That seems like you're throwing a lot 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:18.600 of numbers at me, and I don't know the order 0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:21.600 of operations for these numbers. I'm more of a pure, 0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:27.840 more of a pictures guy. Uh, maybe we should take 0:23:27.880 --> 0:23:31.920 advantage of that ability of yours, the picture part, and 0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:35.080 maybe move you to a different class. Oh no, I 0:23:34.880 --> 0:23:37.840 I gotta work with these athletes. What do you mean, 0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:42.800 I'm not teaching drawing anymore. It's not that you're not 0:23:42.920 --> 0:23:47.280 teaching it, it's just that we we your powers of intelligence, 0:23:47.800 --> 0:23:51.960 quite frankly, have exceeded this particular plat. Principal handsOn signed 0:23:51.960 --> 0:23:55.360 off on this all right? You know what, because if 0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:59.840 I'm uh pulling dicks very strongly, that's the order Prince 0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:06.600 well dean vice principal secretary. And if he's not signed off, 0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:13.199 I would I would like to approach and reprieve. Yeah, okay, 0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:16.960 you know what. Uh, you're just giving me more examples, 0:24:17.000 --> 0:24:19.480 quite frankly, of why we think you might be ready 0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:24.080 to teach Matt. The mathletes. The mathletes, that's that's the 0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:29.480 roughest team in school. Yes, they've won sixteen national championships there. 0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:31.840 I'd like to I'd like to get a lot more 0:24:31.880 --> 0:24:35.840 of those national championships. And I just feel that the 0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:44.119 new teacher, let's call him um, has had seventeen weeks 0:24:44.160 --> 0:24:46.119 to pull something out of his ass, and I just 0:24:46.200 --> 0:24:49.639 I don't see it. Well, guys, I guess this is 0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:53.639 my last day with you, Mr Percapsie. Where are you going? 0:24:54.359 --> 0:25:03.320 I'm being demoted by sargeant, by sargeant, my sergeant, my sergeant. Okay, 0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:09.040 get off the sergeant, Get off the desk, guys. But uh, Jeff, 0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:11.840 if you're gonna do it, get on the desk. On 0:25:11.880 --> 0:25:15.640 the desk, dude, just once, we're gonna have an actual 0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:18.960 math teach saying good goodbye. But all right, I'll get 0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:20.600 on the job. I just want to say thank you 0:25:20.680 --> 0:25:24.399 so much. Um, before you started talking about your personal life, 0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:26.640 I found it really hard to pay attention and listen 0:25:26.680 --> 0:25:30.840 in class. Once we started adding that element of gossip. 0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:35.120 I found it to be a very engaging situation. Here. 0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:38.440 My brain started lighting up and turning on. And that 0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:43.200 was all you, sir, Thank you sergeant, if you want 0:25:43.240 --> 0:25:46.879 some gossip. Uh, then this was not this was not 0:25:47.040 --> 0:25:52.679 Principal Hansen's call. This was the dean's. I guess pulling 0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:55.480 dicks very strong. He doesn't carry any weight around this school. 0:25:55.840 --> 0:26:04.400 I'm sorry. What the classic mnemonic to remember? I I've 0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:06.879 never heard that from your mouth, from your mouth to 0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:11.480 God's ear. If you're talking about Principal Hanson, Mr, could 0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:14.440 I could if I was given the chance. Who's who's 0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:18.560 dick is? Who's bully? Who's dick? Strongly? Uh? Not me, 0:26:18.600 --> 0:26:22.520 I'll tell you that much. I just I love him. 0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:26.480 I love him? Okay, thank you, yeah, thank you for 0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:29.840 sharing your love stories with us and your drawings, all 0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:33.080 those drawings you had in your books. Um, you made 0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:37.040 me a better athlete. Now I I also have a 0:26:37.040 --> 0:26:39.679 little surprise for you. Guys. My very elegant mother just 0:26:39.760 --> 0:26:47.359 served as nine pizzas. What what? No? My my mother, 0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:52.560 who was a society matron, baked baked nine pizzas and 0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:58.120 she just served them. Come on in, mom, Okay, here 0:26:58.160 --> 0:27:03.280 we go. Oh, these kids are really nice. Who wants 0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:06.159 gluten free? I think we made a gluten free option. 0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:10.000 There's a dairy free option. Okay, with the gluten free one. 0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:14.280 Isn't my original family. It's not normal. There's just gluten 0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:16.960 free and not gluten free. What what? What kind do 0:27:17.000 --> 0:27:23.160 you want? Jeff? I don't really um get you get 0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:25.800 a pizza? Jef? Jeff? Just Jeff, come up? Why are 0:27:25.800 --> 0:27:29.159 you still standing on your desk? I'm just I'm upset 0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:32.600 right now. Okay, I feel like we've been sabotaged. We've 0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:39.639 won sixteen championships and now we've got I'll have regular sixteen. Wow, 0:27:39.680 --> 0:27:44.040 that's one less than the number of weeks I've been here. Guys, 0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:52.520 I just did math. I just did too. Oh man, 0:27:57.000 --> 0:28:00.240 seen three comes first? Patron V I p to who 0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:04.520 rode type? How you doing? Listen? Sometimes I get a 0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:07.760 slight headache from laughing at your wonderful antics. I mean 0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:11.280 awe of how well you keep up your flow between 0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:14.959 each other while being hindered by the tech limitations of 0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:19.160 remote work. Huh. I never thought about it that way, 0:28:19.160 --> 0:28:24.159 Thank you too. 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