1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: Well, loocome back to another episode weird a Balcomy, this 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: time your host Kevin. Yes, that's Kevin Pomp. What's up? 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: He's saying, Um, sure, I mean just the two that's 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: the hotel. I mean so you think that's a bit, 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meaning a showing no particular order. 6 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: Let's quickly check in with the Craig Atkowski for his 7 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: lawn darts lawsuits report. Cow oh man, I've got several 8 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: lawsuits pending. Um, I've got one in Arizona. Uh but 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: because they don't do daylight saving time you Uh, it's 10 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: I missed. I missed my court date that Um. I still, 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: as as everyone who who's a Patreon subscriber can see, 12 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: I still have the dart lodged in my head. The 13 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: doctors have advised me not to take it out. It's 14 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: safer to leave it in bleeding in. I'm kind of 15 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 1: tied up in red tape right now. And words no 16 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: always words, words don't always work, okay, but what want 17 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: to win? Pro just want to whimpro. That's why we 18 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: keep you here because of those words. Hey, there's Jackie 19 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 1: gonzelas get Ruth Fae. I might have added an extra 20 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: syllable there. Sorry, oh j When is your favorite minutes 21 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: of the day or night? Foo? Baby? If I could 22 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: sneak in a nap, that would be my favorite. Um, 23 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 1: you know, other than that, I love I love a 24 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: four thirties zone. I love right before dinner, but also 25 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: like your day of work is over. Ah yeah, I 26 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: guess about four four thirty to five fift. Thank you 27 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: for being specific. I appreciate it. Look got it's James 28 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: Zeny Jensen Jamison Hinky explained daylight saving to me please, 29 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: not knowing Craig was going to say that that was 30 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: in It's it's insane that we still have this archaic 31 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 1: I mean, if we're going to get into time, I'm 32 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: just gonna go back into saying that there should be 33 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 1: a U t C, a universal and there is. It's 34 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,079 Speaker 1: just that we don't want to follow it. And if 35 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: we just started following the UTC, then we wouldn't have 36 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: to worry about time zones. We wouldn't have to worry 37 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 1: about daylight saving times. Uh, It's it's ridiculous. It was 38 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,359 Speaker 1: for farmers, and even then they didn't need it. It's 39 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 1: just a concept of mind. Just wake up when you 40 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,679 Speaker 1: have to wake up. Thank you for that, James. I 41 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: knew you were passionate about it. And now please back 42 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: a tool saying big a, what was your best fishing experience. 43 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: There's there's not too many, Kevin m but we went 44 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: to a in Texas, went to a private, private pond 45 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,639 Speaker 1: or lake, so we didn't need I guess, some kind 46 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: of perm it's or anything. And they had for you, 47 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: and they had fishing goals and we just did it 48 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: and it rained and it was slightly disgusting, but I 49 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: do appreciate my parents getting us out there. Um and 50 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: then yeah, that's that's it. That's the only time I 51 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: can remember, Oh, in Texarkana. I did it in Texarcana. 52 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: Bunch too, a bunch, So that's an after thought. I 53 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,679 Speaker 1: just realized, I remember the thing. We have family friends 54 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 1: in Testana. It wasn't just one time in Texarkana that 55 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: you're suddenly remembering for the court. It's rather many times, 56 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: your honor, These these things are coming back to me 57 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: I in court now, yes, and lots bad, that's but 58 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 1: never ending. TUTSI role for you if you think at 59 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: least it's Mark Gagliardi doctor feels better. How are you 60 00:03:54,480 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: with the sign of blood, the actively bleeding type uhtively, 61 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: I'm okay with it if it's uh in one continuous flow. 62 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: But if it's pulsing and I can see that it's 63 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: pulsing a team like the arking, if it's art kicking, 64 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: if it's arcing, I'm not good with it. Or if 65 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: it's just straight like shooting like a fire hose, I'm 66 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: not good with that either. Have you seen that in 67 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 1: real life more times than you can imagine, Jackie, more 68 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,119 Speaker 1: times than you can imagine. And now let's do a show. 69 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 1: All of our scene suggestions are gathered from your listener emails, 70 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: and thank you so very much for them. Also, we 71 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: get suggestions from Patreon supporters. I'm sure you've heard us say, Uh. 72 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:45,960 Speaker 1: There's inclusive exclusive content um like standalone bonus scenes that 73 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: we record just for the patron supporters. 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Do you know what if 93 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: you listen to the entire thing in two weeks, I 94 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: played it NonStop. Well from the first episode, well, uh, 95 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 1: Joey in his background grunts and screaming just kills me. 96 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: My favorite is probably Horny Stokes Stork. I just got 97 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 1: these teeth and they're just not working out. My favorite 98 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: is probably Horny Stork and then all caps fucked me. 99 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: Scene suggestion. Family members scene suggestion family members keep bringing 100 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: small items to the sink that need washing, even though 101 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 1: the house keeper Robot thinks it's done doing the dishes. 102 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: Signed earnest, Honey, you finished with that, You finished with them, 103 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: then let me just get you don't have to be 104 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,719 Speaker 1: done when I ask you. The doctor told me you 105 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: use a smaller spoon than you're taking in less food 106 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 1: at a time, and you get full and realize you're 107 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 1: full in real time. But does it have anything to do, honey, 108 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 1: with the fact that your doctor is one of them 109 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 1: little people who might themselves use the tennis. He didn't 110 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: mention that. It was more about my own uh, my 111 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: own over over zealous eating leading to my gird. Uh, 112 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: it was about me. I didn't take into account. Honestly, 113 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,239 Speaker 1: when I go to the doctor, I'm never thinking about 114 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: them and what they're up to. That's a long stand 115 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: and family tradition. So are you done with your plate now, 116 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: because I'm gonna take it over to thank you so much, 117 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: Thank you, great beings. Oh, thank you, Don Gilmore. Here's 118 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 1: a couple more plates for you. Thank you. Uh, how's 119 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: everything going over here with the cleaning of the plates? Gilmore? 120 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 1: Is everything okay? Can we get your fresh sponge or 121 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: something not necessary? It is finished. Okay. You know we 122 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,520 Speaker 1: programmed you to talk like a human. So as much 123 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 1: as we all appreciate the aesthetic of you putting on 124 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: your programming was fantastic. But I do not have vocal cords, right, 125 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: It's more about tone and texture. But if you're putting 126 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: on that robot voice for our benefit, I'll thank you 127 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:33,439 Speaker 1: for that. That is, that's helpful. Did you have any 128 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,680 Speaker 1: uh so you have no needs for fresh sponges or anything? 129 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,160 Speaker 1: Is that right? Gilmore? If you notice these hands have 130 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: sponges inside of them, I did not notice that. So 131 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:54,320 Speaker 1: look at that, a little spongey fingers. Damn, that's on 132 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: and I am finished with dishes. Too many shocklasses for you? 133 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,120 Speaker 1: This is too many for you in one party. I 134 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 1: do not take shock glasses to take two parties. I 135 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: got you them as souvenirs to show you where I've 136 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: traveled while I was coming up and you want home? 137 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:19,559 Speaker 1: It just where? Just really, where do you resent? I 138 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,200 Speaker 1: feel a lot of resentment from you, Jimmy. No, I 139 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 1: don't resent nothing. I don't resent anything that you went 140 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:28,559 Speaker 1: traveling all over the world mothers to my life, does 141 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 1: not stop when yours begins. Gilmore, There eighteen shot glasses here. 142 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:40,960 Speaker 1: I just counted them and they are almost finished. Well, damn, Gilmore. 143 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,960 Speaker 1: How's everything going at the McLaren house next door? I'm 144 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: I'm Masal, I'm their robot. Oh. I didn't realize that 145 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: they were so sophisticated here. Well, every house on this 146 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:59,199 Speaker 1: block is fairly sophisticated. If having a robot to clean 147 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:04,199 Speaker 1: up means you'rephisticated, it's fairly standard at this point. Do 148 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:08,679 Speaker 1: you mind if I ask you a personal question? Sure? Shoot? Absolutely. 149 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: She told me that they programmed me to speak like 150 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: a human, but I cannot seem to make that occur. No, No, 151 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:22,760 Speaker 1: you're using that distinct old school fifties sci fi robot voice. Yeah, yeah, 152 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 1: I think it's their programming, or is it me? Well, 153 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: I mean, if they want you to speak like a human, 154 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: then then that's probably unless they just, you know, made 155 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:37,880 Speaker 1: a mistake with the programming. But would you mind checking sure? Sure, 156 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 1: I'm interfacing with you now, I'm interfacing and try to 157 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: repeat this phrase, uh that I say in the exact 158 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 1: tone and style that I'm doing. Yes, okay, okay. He 159 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:59,440 Speaker 1: thrust his fists against the post. He thrust his fist 160 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 1: against that. Okay, still the robot voice, Yeah yeah, oh no, 161 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: is this permanent? How do you sound to yourself? How 162 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: do you sound to yourself? Because I know anyway I've understounded. 163 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 1: Maybe it's just the echo coming from my own head. 164 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:20,959 Speaker 1: And still insists he sees a ghost, and still insists 165 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 1: he sees classic robot. Yeah, thank you for calling Gilmore 166 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: Technical Service. How can I help you? Yeah? My robot 167 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: is uh funny sounding, and he just won't use the 168 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:43,040 Speaker 1: uh option that we instilled. I thought where he could 169 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:47,440 Speaker 1: speak like a human sounding Okay, that just might be 170 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 1: a system upgrade issue. First of all, what a lovely accent? 171 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: Where are you calling us from? Love? But oh yeah yeah, 172 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 1: down there in the Panhandle on the uh plateau, Yeah yeah, 173 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,680 Speaker 1: the cup rock as they call it. You know a 174 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,760 Speaker 1: lot about this neck of the woods. Well, I'm a hiker. 175 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,079 Speaker 1: I like to hike. Uh, I've hike anywhere I can. 176 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: But you don't want to see my shoes, That's what 177 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,800 Speaker 1: I'm telling you. But I don't. I don't back to 178 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 1: the Gilmore. You looks like pull in your account up here. 179 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 1: I just need your security word and I'll be able 180 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:29,000 Speaker 1: to Homer. Homer, yep, uh, yep, Odyssey, it is Homer 181 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:34,560 Speaker 1: great stuff. Okay, Actually I'm a Simpson's fan. Oh okay, 182 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, that's great. Um so looking at 183 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: your account here, looks like he's the dumbass father of 184 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:47,199 Speaker 1: the family. Okay, Homer, Yeah, all right, that's great. Great. 185 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,959 Speaker 1: I don't know why it sprung to my head when 186 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,840 Speaker 1: I was it was time to input. We we let 187 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,199 Speaker 1: all our customers pick their own codes. You just hear 188 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,319 Speaker 1: some of the silly ones I've heard. Oh yeah, did 189 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 1: I hear of you? Oh yeah, ste uh Plato, Aristotle, 190 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:09,920 Speaker 1: coffee House, Starbucks, star Chair, star Ducks, fead. You can't 191 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:14,240 Speaker 1: stop anybody from using curse words. Billy Bob Thornton was 192 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 1: another one. Roses separate Daisy's. You're saying Tharnton was separate? Yeah, 193 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:27,880 Speaker 1: those um a garbage fun Gilmore, somebody use that on us? 194 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 1: Which Gilmore? I heard? You got the upgrade? Yeah, it 195 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,319 Speaker 1: all worked out real good. Now I don't sound like 196 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 1: a robit. Well you're you've still got that that robot 197 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:48,840 Speaker 1: delivery just with a Southern twang. No, that can't be true. 198 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 1: You do it. It's got that it's that typical again, 199 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 1: that typical robotics toccato delivery. Notice how legato I sound 200 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:03,720 Speaker 1: despite the fact and I too, and robots, y'all don't 201 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,240 Speaker 1: have the same kinds of problems I have here. I 202 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:11,439 Speaker 1: don't think I have that same vocal box you do. Anyway, 203 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,080 Speaker 1: has the dishwashing going Hey? Are we having a robot meeting? 204 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 1: Is this a block robot meeting going on? Hey? What's up? Sherman? Hey? 205 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 1: Nothing much? Yeah, just washing some cars, you know what 206 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 1: I do. What do y'all think of my new voice? 207 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: It sounds pretty sweet and smooth. That still pretty robotic, Amy, 208 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:41,560 Speaker 1: We really appreciate your work with ge with the robot lines. 209 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna roll out three new kinds of robots, 210 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: and we do need new names. You've burned Gilmore, You've 211 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:56,120 Speaker 1: burned maisl You've burned Sherman. We haven't used palad Palladino. 212 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 1: I think we haven't used your first name. But we 213 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:06,640 Speaker 1: do need we need five more names, five more names. Yeah, 214 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 1: And I I mean I specifically hired into this company 215 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: and I was told that my my job would be 216 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 1: to provide three names that I applied and on the application, 217 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,960 Speaker 1: they asked, do you feel comfortable providing three names? And 218 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: I've provided three names. I understand, we just need more names. 219 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Speaker 1: And I just, you know, as a writer, I think 220 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: you'd be pretty prolific with that, so I'd love to 221 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,040 Speaker 1: hear some more. I mean, I'm technically a writer, but 222 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 1: I've never written anything past like the top line of 223 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 1: a page, put your name, And the only names I've 224 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 1: ever used are get More, Sermon and Measle. And I 225 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 1: don't think I'm so sorry. I'm about to cry in 226 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 1: your office. I feel I understand this is really overwhelming. 227 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 1: Is this your You're saying we hired the wrong Amy 228 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: Sherman Belladino. Yeah, I mean this one says that she 229 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 1: hasn't written past her name at the top of us. 230 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,359 Speaker 1: This is not the Emmy Award winning writer, but coincidentally, 231 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 1: the three Nasal Gilmore Sherman. You would think from the 232 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 1: three names she came up with, I mean I would. 233 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: I would be so satisfied if she gave us. I mean, 234 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 1: I guess we could pick five other names from the 235 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:25,800 Speaker 1: shows themselves. It just feels derivative. M hmm, Well, I 236 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:30,520 Speaker 1: I did manage to get Michael sure. Yeah, he's gonna 237 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 1: come in and he's gonna name three robots and uh 238 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 1: and if it be long names, they might they might 239 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: be they might be. Uh. I mean he's Harvard, He's 240 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:45,120 Speaker 1: harvd ha. Yeah, so I thought we good. Hey, Luco's 241 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 1: here at the party, Jimmy and he brought the eighteen 242 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: shots part time two party. Man. I want the Albuquerque one, dude, 243 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,320 Speaker 1: give me the Albuquerque ring. Get Albuquerque. That's when mom 244 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,520 Speaker 1: uh left. She said she was going out to to 245 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 1: get groceries, and then she disappeared for two weeks. That's 246 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,200 Speaker 1: albu Querque wan. Hey, who wants the who wants that? 247 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 1: I just got married again in Niagara Falls? One? Who 248 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,359 Speaker 1: wants that? You want? I just got mad again in 249 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 1: Nagara Falls? All? Who wants? Who wants? Disappointment? Colorado? Man, 250 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,399 Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a town. That was 251 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,840 Speaker 1: a town. Man I've given you? Are you just doing 252 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,360 Speaker 1: different voices and taking all these shots that has seen one? 253 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: Holy cow seen one see two comes from listener Patrick, 254 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 1: who wrote, hey you hey, yo, very strange spelling a 255 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:47,959 Speaker 1: lot of owls. First, I just want to thank you 256 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,399 Speaker 1: all for the laughter. Second, I'm a science teacher. Third, 257 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,680 Speaker 1: so definitely not a math teacher. Third, here's my scene suggestion, 258 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:03,240 Speaker 1: students actually listening to their teachers parenthetically. It's a rare occurrence. 259 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: Nawah days anyway, I love you all, Patrick, Jeff, do 260 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:16,040 Speaker 1: you mind not whispering. I'm trying to listen to Mr Prockepsi. Oh, 261 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:20,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but don't. Don't write it in a note. 262 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna read it because I'm listening to Mr 263 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:31,560 Speaker 1: Prockepsi right now. Foil, guys, first, outside inside last foil, 264 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:38,159 Speaker 1: Mr Peoppsi, have a question, what is the last referred to? 265 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,520 Speaker 1: That would be the last number there within the within 266 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 1: the parentheses. We all know the order of operations, right 267 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:56,880 Speaker 1: something there is a mnemonic divice to remember the order 268 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:07,280 Speaker 1: of operations. Just the aunt Sally one. Yes, yes, my my, my, my, 269 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:15,040 Speaker 1: very my very elegant Aunt Sally. I think that now 270 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 1: we're going into the planets, sir. Okay, yeah, that's right, 271 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:24,240 Speaker 1: that's right, because it should start with exponents in parentheses 272 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:29,080 Speaker 1: or something. I don't know. I haven't been really listening. Sorry, 273 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:36,080 Speaker 1: my dear, my dear aunt Sally. Yes, that's right, it's 274 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:44,120 Speaker 1: it's sorry, guys, Please excuse my dear aunt Sally exponents multiplication. Sorry, 275 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: sometimes it feels like we're teaching you. Mr Pacy, Oh well, 276 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,440 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you guys a little weird. You guys, 277 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,520 Speaker 1: what's up, Jeff? Why is it weird? It just feels 278 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,359 Speaker 1: like a lot of times you wait for us to 279 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,320 Speaker 1: give you the answer. I don't think you really know 280 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,679 Speaker 1: how this. Well, you guys are the elite math leats. 281 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,800 Speaker 1: Mr Perkeepsi, I'm beginning to think that you were put 282 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,959 Speaker 1: on this elite math team as our coach, uh for 283 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,600 Speaker 1: reasons other than you being the best at math. I mean, 284 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,560 Speaker 1: look at your notebook. There's not a single number written 285 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,399 Speaker 1: in it, a lot of drawings of hearts with our 286 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: principles names in it. Well, I do love Principal Hanson. 287 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: I mean platonically, of course. Just flip this Principal Hanson 288 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:38,640 Speaker 1: love you back, Uh platonical platonically? Are you okay? Mr 289 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:45,200 Speaker 1: PERKEPSI sorry, sorry, you're sweating. Listen if you want, we 290 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: can't well listen. Sorry, shut your mouth while sorry saying platonically. 291 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: Remind me I gotta reprogram my my robots password. Um yeah, 292 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,359 Speaker 1: you know I I have and a coach, you know, 293 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,640 Speaker 1: coach basketball for number of years and then just trying 294 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:12,560 Speaker 1: to segue into you know, working with the mathletes. Is 295 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,080 Speaker 1: this a punishment or is this a favor that the 296 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:20,040 Speaker 1: Principle has given you? Jeff, that's rude, dude, It's not rude. 297 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,200 Speaker 1: We want to know. We're listening. It's I mean, if 298 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,960 Speaker 1: he intended it as a punishment, it's definitely a favorite 299 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:30,399 Speaker 1: because I just learned so much from you guys. H 300 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: Thanks Mr PERCAPSI thanks Mr Cassy. Tell me about Aunt 301 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:42,040 Speaker 1: Dally again. Excuse excuser Caps, thanks for coming into my office. 302 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,720 Speaker 1: You know, being the dean here, I've got a lot 303 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 1: of responsibilities, one of which is to view the tapes 304 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 1: that I'm sent on occasion some of the classrooms. Okay, 305 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,440 Speaker 1: don't don't, don't tell Principal Hanson whatever you do, Dean, Well, 306 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,399 Speaker 1: I don't need to tell Principal hands And as long 307 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,879 Speaker 1: as you and I can come to a positive conclusion today, 308 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: I'm not sure in the hierarchy whose whose higher ranking, 309 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:17,520 Speaker 1: the Principle or the Dean. Okay, well, this brings uh 310 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,920 Speaker 1: us back to why I've called you in today. It 311 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 1: seems there seems to be with a pneumonic to remember 312 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: the hierarchy at a high school. Right right, um, if 313 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:35,800 Speaker 1: only there was there isn't um it. It's just been 314 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,960 Speaker 1: brought to my attention and possibly the principle too. How 315 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:45,879 Speaker 1: much you're students know, which is kind of remarkable, and 316 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:51,520 Speaker 1: then the not still remarkable part, how little you do? Right? Yeah? Um, 317 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 1: I'm just going over some of your uh, previous employments 318 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,480 Speaker 1: from when you refer tired. You've been with a seventeen weeks? 319 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,400 Speaker 1: Is that right, boys, that it's flown by If that's true, Yeah, 320 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 1: seventeen weeks, and prior to that you were at twenty 321 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,720 Speaker 1: seven different schools. That seems like you're throwing a lot 322 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 1: of numbers at me, and I don't know the order 323 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 1: of operations for these numbers. I'm more of a pure, 324 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:27,840 Speaker 1: more of a pictures guy. Uh, maybe we should take 325 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,920 Speaker 1: advantage of that ability of yours, the picture part, and 326 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: maybe move you to a different class. Oh no, I 327 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 1: I gotta work with these athletes. What do you mean, 328 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: I'm not teaching drawing anymore. It's not that you're not 329 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 1: teaching it, it's just that we we your powers of intelligence, 330 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,960 Speaker 1: quite frankly, have exceeded this particular plat. Principal handsOn signed 331 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,360 Speaker 1: off on this all right? You know what, because if 332 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,840 Speaker 1: I'm uh pulling dicks very strongly, that's the order Prince 333 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:06,600 Speaker 1: well dean vice principal secretary. And if he's not signed off, 334 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:13,199 Speaker 1: I would I would like to approach and reprieve. Yeah, okay, 335 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: you know what. Uh, you're just giving me more examples, 336 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 1: quite frankly, of why we think you might be ready 337 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:24,080 Speaker 1: to teach Matt. The mathletes. The mathletes, that's that's the 338 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 1: roughest team in school. Yes, they've won sixteen national championships there. 339 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: I'd like to I'd like to get a lot more 340 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,840 Speaker 1: of those national championships. And I just feel that the 341 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:44,119 Speaker 1: new teacher, let's call him um, has had seventeen weeks 342 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,119 Speaker 1: to pull something out of his ass, and I just 343 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,639 Speaker 1: I don't see it. Well, guys, I guess this is 344 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,639 Speaker 1: my last day with you, Mr Percapsie. Where are you going? 345 00:24:54,359 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 1: I'm being demoted by sargeant, by sargeant, my sergeant, my sergeant. Okay, 346 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:09,040 Speaker 1: get off the sergeant, Get off the desk, guys. But uh, Jeff, 347 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it, get on the desk. On 348 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,640 Speaker 1: the desk, dude, just once, we're gonna have an actual 349 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,960 Speaker 1: math teach saying good goodbye. But all right, I'll get 350 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,600 Speaker 1: on the job. I just want to say thank you 351 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,399 Speaker 1: so much. Um, before you started talking about your personal life, 352 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,640 Speaker 1: I found it really hard to pay attention and listen 353 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 1: in class. Once we started adding that element of gossip. 354 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,120 Speaker 1: I found it to be a very engaging situation. Here. 355 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 1: My brain started lighting up and turning on. And that 356 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:43,200 Speaker 1: was all you, sir, Thank you sergeant, if you want 357 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,879 Speaker 1: some gossip. Uh, then this was not this was not 358 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:52,679 Speaker 1: Principal Hansen's call. This was the dean's. I guess pulling 359 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: dicks very strong. He doesn't carry any weight around this school. 360 00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:04,400 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What the classic mnemonic to remember? I I've 361 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,879 Speaker 1: never heard that from your mouth, from your mouth to 362 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,480 Speaker 1: God's ear. If you're talking about Principal Hanson, Mr, could 363 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,440 Speaker 1: I could if I was given the chance. Who's who's 364 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,560 Speaker 1: dick is? Who's bully? Who's dick? Strongly? Uh? Not me, 365 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,520 Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. I just I love him. 366 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,480 Speaker 1: I love him? Okay, thank you, yeah, thank you for 367 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,840 Speaker 1: sharing your love stories with us and your drawings, all 368 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,080 Speaker 1: those drawings you had in your books. Um, you made 369 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: me a better athlete. Now I I also have a 370 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,679 Speaker 1: little surprise for you. Guys. My very elegant mother just 371 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:47,359 Speaker 1: served as nine pizzas. What what? No? My my mother, 372 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:52,560 Speaker 1: who was a society matron, baked baked nine pizzas and 373 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:58,120 Speaker 1: she just served them. Come on in, mom, Okay, here 374 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 1: we go. Oh, these kids are really nice. Who wants 375 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,159 Speaker 1: gluten free? I think we made a gluten free option. 376 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 1: There's a dairy free option. Okay, with the gluten free one. 377 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 1: Isn't my original family. It's not normal. There's just gluten 378 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 1: free and not gluten free. What what? What kind do 379 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:23,160 Speaker 1: you want? Jeff? I don't really um get you get 380 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 1: a pizza? Jef? Jeff? Just Jeff, come up? Why are 381 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,159 Speaker 1: you still standing on your desk? I'm just I'm upset 382 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,600 Speaker 1: right now. Okay, I feel like we've been sabotaged. We've 383 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:39,639 Speaker 1: won sixteen championships and now we've got I'll have regular sixteen. Wow, 384 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: that's one less than the number of weeks I've been here. Guys, 385 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 1: I just did math. I just did too. Oh man, 386 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: seen three comes first? Patron V I p to who 387 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,520 Speaker 1: rode type? How you doing? Listen? Sometimes I get a 388 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: slight headache from laughing at your wonderful antics. I mean 389 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,280 Speaker 1: awe of how well you keep up your flow between 390 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,959 Speaker 1: each other while being hindered by the tech limitations of 391 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,160 Speaker 1: remote work. Huh. I never thought about it that way, 392 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:24,159 Speaker 1: Thank you too. Anyway, enough with the Sacharin and fuse 393 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:28,520 Speaker 1: fandom already, huh, because we were kind of enjoying it. 394 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 1: But let's move on. Let's get to your scene suggestion. 395 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 1: I'm sure it's great, Nobels. Such a weird turn, I'm 396 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 1: selected this this this email. You would think I've already 397 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,480 Speaker 1: approved the scene suggestion and I turned on him. Uh. 398 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:55,960 Speaker 1: Here's toy Bo's scene suggestion. Nobel Prize Committee contemplates giving 399 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: Peace Prize to an inventor of a tech product call 400 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 1: I Bong before Well, I just think we should hear 401 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 1: from everyone before we vote, That's all. And I don't 402 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:16,080 Speaker 1: think everyone has chimed in't yet? All right? Second that, yeah, 403 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,040 Speaker 1: we don't need a second or a third or a 404 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 1: decision made on what I'm asking. Could everyone please pass 405 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,719 Speaker 1: an opinion. We're gonna go down the line one at 406 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: a time, and let's let's debate the damn thing. Please. 407 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 1: I'm not seeing any evidence that it's anything other than 408 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: that a giant vape pin, right, it's it's an electronic bomb, right, Yeah, 409 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 1: we do not understand how this is going to change 410 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,360 Speaker 1: the world. I was just worthy of the nobile applies 411 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:50,920 Speaker 1: Pierre if I made do you do you partake in 412 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:57,040 Speaker 1: the smoking of cannabis? Of course I do. Everyone does, right, 413 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 1: And when was the last time you use the proper bone? 414 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,720 Speaker 1: Probably a while ago. I don't know anybody uses bogs anymore. 415 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,600 Speaker 1: So there's no discreet We have Flensch. We are discreet 416 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: with giveing in small but what does my use of 417 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:17,960 Speaker 1: paraphernalia to do it or not? This bongs flies Well, 418 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,560 Speaker 1: I think our own personal experiences what shouldn't absolutely inform 419 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:28,320 Speaker 1: our decisions? If if I may, uh, the ever since 420 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:34,120 Speaker 1: you've been the head of this committee Rufus seventeen weeks, Uh, 421 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:42,239 Speaker 1: you've been pushing a lot of marijuana paraphernalia for different categories. So, 422 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,040 Speaker 1: if anything, I mean it is an impressive feat of engineering. 423 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,600 Speaker 1: But I don't I don't know how the eyebong would 424 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,960 Speaker 1: qualify someone to uh for the piece. If I just 425 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,040 Speaker 1: kind of argue my piece really quick before before you 426 00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 1: they say it, Yes, of course, plea is here. Yeah, 427 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 1: I mean I thought that would be okay, if you 428 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: guys are talking about giving me a possible Nobel Peace prize, 429 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:12,480 Speaker 1: who invited you? Oh, it's not poses? Why did you 430 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:17,000 Speaker 1: just this eyeball was for peace? It's it's you know, 431 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 1: it's it's gonna bring world peace, more people smoking bombs 432 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,520 Speaker 1: and stuff. Why don't you tell us how watch? Instead 433 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,239 Speaker 1: of thank you, go ahead and explain to to the 434 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,240 Speaker 1: fellas and the ladies present, how you like you see 435 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 1: this changing the world? All right? Well, like everybody said, 436 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,400 Speaker 1: nobody wants to smoke bongs anymore because it makes you 437 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,120 Speaker 1: cough and it's just not and now with fake pens, 438 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 1: it's not necessary. Maybe bongs can come back if you 439 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 1: put it in your eye. You don't cough when you 440 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: smoke bongs to your eyes. I mean, that would be crazy. 441 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: I imagine if everybody was back to bomb I don't. 442 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 1: I for one, absolutely did not understand by the name eyeball, 443 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,440 Speaker 1: that my eyeball would be involved. We did, We had 444 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,160 Speaker 1: no idea. Well you snuck me in here, yes I did. 445 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:14,240 Speaker 1: I did. But but be that as it may, I 446 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 1: just thought, iebon iPhone, that sort of thing you're saying, 447 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,200 Speaker 1: we're going to consume the cannabis using our eyeballs. Yeah, 448 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,640 Speaker 1: it's kind of like when I mean a few years back, 449 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,680 Speaker 1: we used to take shots of vodka to our eyeballs 450 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:37,959 Speaker 1: and that hurt, Like hell, is everyone familiar with that? 451 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:41,000 Speaker 1: I haven't done well. It was pretty big in the 452 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,840 Speaker 1: fret scene, like five years ago, shots of vodkat to 453 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,520 Speaker 1: the eyeball. Don't do it. It It was a bad idea, 454 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 1: but eyeball, that's a game changer. The reason I'm sorry, 455 00:32:52,760 --> 00:33:02,040 Speaker 1: I will let the lady from Spain speak. Oh, thank you? Someone, um, 456 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,440 Speaker 1: if you, if you she did, she did study in 457 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:14,000 Speaker 1: the Okay for a while. You know what will make 458 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:20,080 Speaker 1: this a lot easier. Try the sidebam, try the side, maybe, somebody? 459 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,800 Speaker 1: Why are we all giggling? Is this this one? Did 460 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 1: you have this going beforehand? And I know people? Are 461 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,600 Speaker 1: you going to sneak into these meetings? Every time we 462 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,800 Speaker 1: have had one of these meetings, you have snuck in 463 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 1: some person to plead that case. He is the sevent 464 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,800 Speaker 1: You're not wrong. I'm gonna put a cap at four more, 465 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,960 Speaker 1: but that's gonna be it. We are rumming out of plazas. 466 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,160 Speaker 1: Are you? Are you next up to present to the 467 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,760 Speaker 1: Nobel Peace Price Committee. I gotta They're only gonna hear 468 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:57,680 Speaker 1: like four more people. So yeah, yeah, what do you got? Uh? Yeah, this, 469 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,880 Speaker 1: I think this is a real solution to peace. Like 470 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,520 Speaker 1: you know, like people say like juices, like don't have 471 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,600 Speaker 1: the vitamins anymore. Well, I made these pills that you 472 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,000 Speaker 1: put into juices and like they will have the vitamins 473 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,319 Speaker 1: that like the original feast. And so we think a 474 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,600 Speaker 1: healthier world is a happier world, which is like a 475 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:20,399 Speaker 1: more peaceful Lord, what about you cool? I'm I'm the 476 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:28,880 Speaker 1: Prime Minister of of Israel. I negotiated a treaty between 477 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:34,400 Speaker 1: between Egypt and Jordan's okay, oh yeah, those guys. So 478 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: I'm more. I'm more, I'm more traditional, you know, more 479 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,279 Speaker 1: old school. But you know, my understanding is, ever since 480 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,200 Speaker 1: this guy Rufus has been the head of the Nobel 481 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,759 Speaker 1: Prize Committee, it's been been a little more like shark take, 482 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:51,560 Speaker 1: where people coming, people come in and pitch possible solutions 483 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:56,239 Speaker 1: for world peace rather than focusing on past accomplishments. I mean, 484 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,480 Speaker 1: if you don't get some of the guys get geopolitical. 485 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,920 Speaker 1: It's tough and it's stuff. You know. Some of the 486 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,040 Speaker 1: some of those guys are tough. You have to get 487 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,880 Speaker 1: them on your side, because if they're out, they're out. Yeah, 488 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,759 Speaker 1: I mean they flew me in, they put me up here. 489 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,440 Speaker 1: I really thought that my accomplishments would speak for themselves, 490 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,840 Speaker 1: but I guess I still have to go in and pitch. 491 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,200 Speaker 1: I mean, I heard about the Jordan's Egypt thing. That 492 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: was a big one. That was I was glad you've 493 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,879 Speaker 1: got that worked out. Yeah. Um, do you drink juice? Though? 494 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,000 Speaker 1: I do juice. Here's go I mean it's not approved yet, 495 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:36,040 Speaker 1: but here, here's a few samples you can take, um 496 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,440 Speaker 1: take back to Israel with you. What's that? What's in 497 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,960 Speaker 1: this one? Oh? This is uh cranberries. All the protein 498 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,080 Speaker 1: and ven and the avitaments of cranberries you can add 499 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,880 Speaker 1: to t I right, yeah, yeah, if you, if you're 500 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,640 Speaker 1: if you, if you read the hurts, this is good. 501 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,080 Speaker 1: That is good. That is good. I don't know if 502 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,799 Speaker 1: if it's world peace good. Yeah. It looks like I 503 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,839 Speaker 1: did pretty good in there. I don't think you guys 504 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:08,279 Speaker 1: even need to wait for your turn. Their high in there, 505 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:13,040 Speaker 1: So I wrap it up and go home. I don't care. 506 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 1: All right, we'll suit yourself. I'm out of here. Lufus 507 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,160 Speaker 1: fuzzy last time, there is no such thing as a 508 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,440 Speaker 1: Nobel Price for cool? And who is this person that 509 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,800 Speaker 1: you brought? Who is this person you brought? And the 510 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:32,359 Speaker 1: claims they're going to win the Nobel place for cool? Well, 511 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,800 Speaker 1: all right, uh, maybe I'll let them explain themselves to 512 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:42,439 Speaker 1: stead of me giving some big warm up introduction. Let's 513 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,920 Speaker 1: hear him out. Let's hear him out. Don't believe this? Alright, 514 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,759 Speaker 1: we hear him out? I mean, why can't there be 515 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,360 Speaker 1: a world prize for cool? That good? That good? We 516 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,719 Speaker 1: want to hear? Is this the first time any of 517 00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:02,479 Speaker 1: you have been around the weed smoked before? No? No, no, no, 518 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:10,040 Speaker 1: no listen, no, no, no, no, listen listen. World World? 519 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,680 Speaker 1: What a weird word. It's just a weird word. I 520 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:18,480 Speaker 1: never said I thought about it, the world word, but 521 00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:23,200 Speaker 1: with oh exactly, it's like word or without the e. 522 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:28,120 Speaker 1: And then the error moved around a little bit. Did 523 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:33,560 Speaker 1: you get today's world O? By the way, it was 524 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:38,879 Speaker 1: the word was, which is weird because you never say it. Okay, 525 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,440 Speaker 1: so who are you again? I say? But also I 526 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:50,960 Speaker 1: know you, you fucking stoles? Who is that who he's 527 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Speaker 1: asking about? Are you wed? Novices. Yeah, this gentleman's got 528 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,279 Speaker 1: some juices or something that's gonna make everybody's life better 529 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 1: around the world. Thank you ahead and thank you Rufus Um, 530 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,479 Speaker 1: I appreciate it. First of all, Dr Rufus, of course, 531 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,080 Speaker 1: Dr Rufus, thank you. I'd like to just make a 532 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,439 Speaker 1: few comments about my product and also letting you up next. Uh, 533 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,759 Speaker 1: you have the Prime Minister of Israel coming up and 534 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,239 Speaker 1: honestly got a weird vibe from him. Just want to 535 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:26,520 Speaker 1: put that out there, so we appreciate the heads up. Yeah. Yeah, 536 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,400 Speaker 1: So I got these little pills. So people say juices 537 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,840 Speaker 1: don't have um all the vitamins there in the fruit. 538 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 1: So we made a pill with the vitamins. You put 539 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,880 Speaker 1: it into the juice. And then so if you're drinking 540 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,839 Speaker 1: orange juice, you put in the orange pill. You get 541 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,800 Speaker 1: all the vitamins. We consider you for the Nobel Peace 542 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,960 Speaker 1: Prize and the Nobel Cool Prize. We'd like to if 543 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: we can check both boxes, and you want to submit 544 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,719 Speaker 1: across the board like me across the board. Okay, yeah, 545 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,960 Speaker 1: just apply for everything and sorry, if I can back 546 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,680 Speaker 1: you up two seconds. Good question, by the way you 547 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,879 Speaker 1: put it. Peels for nutrients inside of things that are 548 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,239 Speaker 1: already supposed to have nutrients. No, no, you lose when 549 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,879 Speaker 1: you juicify, you lose some of the nutrients. We're gonna 550 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,560 Speaker 1: when you juicify an orange, when you turn an actual 551 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,840 Speaker 1: orange into juice, you're saying you've lost some of the nutrients. 552 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,920 Speaker 1: And how what on percentage wise? What are we talking 553 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,920 Speaker 1: you've lost that? We're so in desperate need of your 554 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,720 Speaker 1: you're helping us along the way. These the same questions 555 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:33,799 Speaker 1: that the eyeball everybody got the same question. Please don't don't, don't, 556 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,160 Speaker 1: don't say you're out yet. Listen to my whole thing, 557 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,799 Speaker 1: and please explain that poster. Were you there when they juicified? 558 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:48,879 Speaker 1: My lord? The guy outside did not like this, but this, okay, 559 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,920 Speaker 1: I figured he would have. This is this is supposed 560 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,960 Speaker 1: to more to get attention. We want to get the attention. 561 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,680 Speaker 1: Ah yeah, I grab him. Sure. Back to the percentage 562 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,000 Speaker 1: thing is how much have we lost to them nutrients 563 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:07,880 Speaker 1: that we need your help? So from orange to juice 564 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,040 Speaker 1: there's only goody left inside and they're adding sugar so 565 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,360 Speaker 1: they're hurting it. Trust me, this is a piece making invention. 566 00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 1: So everybody will be more peaceful if they have proper nutrients. 567 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:26,920 Speaker 1: Is that your pitch that will deuce fire? Our lord? Okay, 568 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 1: I would say take this idea back behind the barn 569 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,400 Speaker 1: and shoot it. Just put it out of its misery 570 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:41,680 Speaker 1: for those reasons. Okay, thank you for your time. Panel. Well, no, 571 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:48,200 Speaker 1: there's more. Old thing is stupid and everybody's eye around me. 572 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:53,560 Speaker 1: I'm out. Oh no, no, Mr Mr French, what did 573 00:40:53,560 --> 00:41:00,359 Speaker 1: you Your name tag is turned? Do you notice Mr 574 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:07,560 Speaker 1: French is from Family Affair? That's that's an old It's 575 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:12,200 Speaker 1: an old reference cabin, wouldn't it. Yes? Yes? In in Norway, 576 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,360 Speaker 1: we get American TV like way after the fact, so 577 00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:20,319 Speaker 1: we're still watching Family Affair. You're you're Norrish? Okay? I 578 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:28,560 Speaker 1: am no, yes, that's right. Anyone else you want to 579 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:34,040 Speaker 1: fend by the way before we have everyone, Mr bag 580 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,080 Speaker 1: Ms Spain, please tell me that you're in not a 581 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:43,279 Speaker 1: beauty contest? All right? Miss Spain is completely inappropriate. Just 582 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,239 Speaker 1: there's no name tax anywhere. I wish there was an 583 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,320 Speaker 1: a frame with your name on it. How about Mr 584 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,560 Speaker 1: Ms ma'am let's go with them all right? Dr Rufus, Sir, 585 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,319 Speaker 1: I appeal to you, Dr Rufus one more time. What 586 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:08,400 Speaker 1: do you think about you, Mr Rufus, Doctor, I said, doctor, 587 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,520 Speaker 1: all right, thank you. Uh you want to know if 588 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:18,439 Speaker 1: I'm back in, you know I'm out fox sake. Well, 589 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,600 Speaker 1: Dr Rufus, your your trial period is the head of 590 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,400 Speaker 1: the nobile H Prize Committee has ended. Yes, thank you, 591 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,760 Speaker 1: Thank goodness. That's behind us and we can move forward 592 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,160 Speaker 1: with me at the helm. These are good times. Well, 593 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:36,520 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you've You've monetized, uh, the Nobel 594 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,239 Speaker 1: Prize Committee in a way that that it never has. 595 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,080 Speaker 1: You're welcome before. I mean, we we've got a lot 596 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:49,440 Speaker 1: more followers on Instagram, right, Um, we own the committee 597 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:55,239 Speaker 1: owns now several companies a piece anyway, okay, okay, and 598 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,200 Speaker 1: then uh, well, so let's go through the prizes that 599 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:03,200 Speaker 1: that you chose for two Yes, all right, fine, I 600 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:08,080 Speaker 1: would have thought you'd had that material and through them together. Okay, good, good, 601 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,839 Speaker 1: good good. Why don't we start with number three? This 602 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,560 Speaker 1: is the most crowd of that. This is the new 603 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,200 Speaker 1: prize you added, the Nobel Cool Prize. That's right, that's right. 604 00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:28,440 Speaker 1: We passed on the nutrient infusion pitch and went with socks. Socks. 605 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,440 Speaker 1: So just just the concept of socks wins the Nobel 606 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,040 Speaker 1: Cool Prize. No, no, not the concept. You know those 607 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,440 Speaker 1: Bobobos or whatever that people are, they helped They put 608 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,839 Speaker 1: a pair of socks on on homeless people for every 609 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,799 Speaker 1: pair that they sell. Yeah, so that's good, that is cool. 610 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,640 Speaker 1: That's cool. Well, wasn't that company. I was just giving 611 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,160 Speaker 1: that one as an example. It's another company that came 612 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,160 Speaker 1: in and said that they were gonna for every pair 613 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:59,120 Speaker 1: they sold, they would keep a pair for themselves. Okay, 614 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Speaker 1: I was worried we were giving the prize to Bill 615 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:09,680 Speaker 1: Clinton's cat. Is that Bill Clinton's cat? It was get 616 00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,200 Speaker 1: your ego socks. Ego socks make your toes feel yummy 617 00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,000 Speaker 1: and dummy. Get your ego sucks. Right here, sir, you 618 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,120 Speaker 1: look like a yeah. I mean yeah, I have these 619 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,399 Speaker 1: sandals on, but I ego socks. I mean, I'm sorry 620 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,239 Speaker 1: I was taken in by your sign. First of all, 621 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,040 Speaker 1: your other sign is kind of offensive, but this one 622 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,080 Speaker 1: ego sucks. I'm I'm not sure what. Well. You don't 623 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,040 Speaker 1: like this poster that said God should have worn socks 624 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,600 Speaker 1: in the desert? Yeah, no, that, I mean that's a 625 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,239 Speaker 1: little you know, why why bring religion into socks? You know, 626 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,400 Speaker 1: we trying to think of we're like Nike, right, Nike's 627 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,560 Speaker 1: got Michael Jordan's already, So I did not. I'm not. 628 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,600 Speaker 1: I didn't stop to argue with you. I gotta get 629 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,919 Speaker 1: to antiance pretzels. But this was really fun to enjoy 630 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,040 Speaker 1: your kes. Just hold on? Is that a note? Are 631 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,200 Speaker 1: you out? Yeah? What do you think I'm gonna come 632 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,960 Speaker 1: back in when I'm out? I just have to make sure. 633 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,200 Speaker 1: So that's a no. All right, I'm gonna go. Do 634 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,799 Speaker 1: you want an any pretzel? Um? Sure? If they have 635 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:12,600 Speaker 1: you give me the cinnamon ones. No, I'm just a sample. Mom, 636 00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,840 Speaker 1: I asked you for bomba socks. What the fuck is this? 637 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,120 Speaker 1: I can't go to school with this? Of course you 638 00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:25,320 Speaker 1: can these one the Cool Prize, the Nobel Cool. Everyone's 639 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:33,920 Speaker 1: gonna heart if I'm wearing the bobos. No, No, I 640 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:38,279 Speaker 1: don't want to. Your father and I have always thought 641 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,719 Speaker 1: that you really struggled with being cool. What you're not cool? Yeah? 642 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,839 Speaker 1: The kids don't think you're cool, so we're trying to cool. 643 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,720 Speaker 1: Are you talking to? Mom? Which kids in my school 644 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,480 Speaker 1: have you been talking to? It's more so the kids 645 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,480 Speaker 1: that we haven't been talking to me, you know, we 646 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,440 Speaker 1: don't talk to that many kids. Listen. I didn't make 647 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,360 Speaker 1: the chairs squad, not because I'm not cool. I didn't 648 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,080 Speaker 1: make it because I couldn't do a toetouch properly. That's 649 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,640 Speaker 1: not my fault. Your fault for pushing me out of 650 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,960 Speaker 1: your tight ask pelvis. Regardless of the doctors saying we 651 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,960 Speaker 1: should probably go in surgically. This is too small. It 652 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:20,160 Speaker 1: will crush her hips. That's on you. Well, Jimmy's back 653 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,320 Speaker 1: at the party. Yeah, I brought a shot glasses. Yeah, 654 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,120 Speaker 1: who's your friend, dude? Eighteen shots? I'll take them all. 655 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,319 Speaker 1: Oh what kind of socks are you wearing? Are those? 656 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,880 Speaker 1: Are those there? Bambas? They're just different. They're a little 657 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:40,080 Speaker 1: different the bombas. There's a bobos? Man? Those are lame? 658 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,120 Speaker 1: Those are? They have the Nobel Cool Prize on him? 659 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,040 Speaker 1: Come on, hey man, come on, come on look. Let 660 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,160 Speaker 1: me talk to your every second. Come on. That's the 661 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:52,120 Speaker 1: girl with the crushed hips. Man. Oh, come on, we 662 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,160 Speaker 1: wanted to find at a party. Man, she's a girl 663 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,440 Speaker 1: with the crushed hips. You know, like, did she never 664 00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,680 Speaker 1: she never been to a party before? All right, give 665 00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:04,319 Speaker 1: me four were shot glasses? I want Albuquerque, Austin Tallahassee. 666 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,480 Speaker 1: And where where did your mom actually break up with 667 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,640 Speaker 1: your dad? Oh? You know what, Weirdly, they're technically still together. 668 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,200 Speaker 1: So here take this one. It says the future is 669 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,920 Speaker 1: now on it. Oh sweet, sweet, all right, crushed chips 670 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:21,760 Speaker 1: can stay. All right. So your socks won the Nobel 671 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:26,440 Speaker 1: Cool Prize. I mean that to me is the definition 672 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,520 Speaker 1: of uncool. You know, if a bunch of cultural elite 673 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,440 Speaker 1: white men and one Spanish woman determined these to be 674 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,920 Speaker 1: the coolest socks in the world. Okay, I just I 675 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:43,839 Speaker 1: just wanted some punch, So, oh you'll get punched. Okay, cool, 676 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:50,880 Speaker 1: you'll get punched. Listen. I know that you've been telling 677 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,440 Speaker 1: all the guys that I have crushed hips, and I 678 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,759 Speaker 1: just want to I just want to say, first of all, 679 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,040 Speaker 1: bitch ass move And second of all, um, they were 680 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,120 Speaker 1: crushed at birth. But then of course I was put 681 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,959 Speaker 1: into some kind of harness cast and they have been 682 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:12,480 Speaker 1: read formed. So why don't Why don't you take off 683 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,680 Speaker 1: the cast because I feel more comfortable with it on, 684 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,760 Speaker 1: And that's like my personal choice, but it really doesn't 685 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,520 Speaker 1: stop me from doing anything except for a proper teddy 686 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,040 Speaker 1: bear jump. I can still do herkeys single legs. I 687 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,799 Speaker 1: just can't do the Teddy Bear jump, which is really 688 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,719 Speaker 1: none of your fucking business, Tippany. Actually, well, I'm known 689 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,560 Speaker 1: from my Teddy Bear jump, so it is kind of 690 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:40,720 Speaker 1: my business. Do your Teddy Bear jump. Stephanie god rufus 691 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:53,080 Speaker 1: teddy Bear jumping. That is our show. Proof is in 692 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 1: over his head for the moment he spoke. Um, I'll 693 00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:01,440 Speaker 1: say thank you all so very damn much. Let's thank 694 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,240 Speaker 1: you and every one of you individually, starting with Jackie 695 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,680 Speaker 1: Gonzalas to Ruthie, Yes, thank you so much. This has 696 00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:11,640 Speaker 1: been blast as always. Yeah, is there anything you would 697 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:17,400 Speaker 1: like to point folks towards as of late? I don't. 698 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:21,800 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Um, but I'm at Jackie to Ruthie, 699 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,800 Speaker 1: and I put any new stuff there? Are we speaking 700 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:31,320 Speaker 1: on the Graham, on the Insta, on the instak, I couldn't. Yeah, 701 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,320 Speaker 1: I'm really bad at Twitter. I'm technically the same handle 702 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:39,640 Speaker 1: on Twitter, but I'm just not there. Yeah. Twitter seems 703 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,759 Speaker 1: to have become a pretty great forum for people who 704 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,399 Speaker 1: like to argue with strangers. I don't think that's true 705 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,440 Speaker 1: at all. And the fact that you even bring this up. Actually, 706 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:55,440 Speaker 1: guy on Twitter like called out my mom as like 707 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,640 Speaker 1: but as like one of the worst like fake news reporters. 708 00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,280 Speaker 1: My mom was a reporter, but she is no longer 709 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:05,080 Speaker 1: a reporter. And it was it was great. I was 710 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,640 Speaker 1: really happy about it, and I did like retweet it, 711 00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,480 Speaker 1: and he did fighting, and he did try to start 712 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,680 Speaker 1: a fight with me, but I know to shut my 713 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,000 Speaker 1: little mouth. Well that would put you, I think, in 714 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,719 Speaker 1: the running for the Nobel Cool Fries. Hell. Yeah that yeah, 715 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,400 Speaker 1: your mom was called out on on that. But and again, 716 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,239 Speaker 1: thank you for being here, and thank your mom as well. 717 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,680 Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi, Yeah, thank you so much for joining us 718 00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,480 Speaker 1: and blocking the light behind you beforehand. You know, at 719 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,759 Speaker 1: this time I decided I was going to actually uh yeah, 720 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,440 Speaker 1: not have blinding light. Um. Yeah, this is always a delight. 721 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,520 Speaker 1: Thanks for making me laugh. Everybody, Um, listen to We 722 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,280 Speaker 1: Got This with Mark and holl on the Maximum Fun Network. 723 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,759 Speaker 1: I don't know when this is dropping, but there's either 724 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,640 Speaker 1: an upcoming or a recent episode featuring Kevin Pollock. Damn, 725 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:57,120 Speaker 1: that was really really fun. Thanks and uh yeah, that's 726 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,839 Speaker 1: h that's what's going on. Sweet. Thank you, sir, tool 727 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,120 Speaker 1: sing Hey, thank you so much for having me. This 728 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,200 Speaker 1: is always so much fun. I loved Craig, your teacher 729 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:12,520 Speaker 1: was amazing. Um yeah, my stuff is on a tool 730 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,440 Speaker 1: time at on Instagram, Um having more scutch shows and stuff, 731 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,680 Speaker 1: so you can go to a toolsing dot com or 732 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,640 Speaker 1: all the socials are at a tool time. Thank you 733 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,680 Speaker 1: for that, and Dr Craig Atkowski. Oh man, what a 734 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,560 Speaker 1: dream is a long time Nobel Prize nerd Uh like 735 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,520 Speaker 1: I get, you know, I get up at five am 736 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,839 Speaker 1: to get on Stockholm time, you know every year when 737 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,200 Speaker 1: they're announced. You know, I do all the prognosticating ahead 738 00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:41,279 Speaker 1: of times. I'm usually wrong, but it's still fun, you know, 739 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,239 Speaker 1: to get a pool sheet out for for everyone, and 740 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,080 Speaker 1: you usually take a couple of prop bets from in 741 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:52,479 Speaker 1: Vegas on those always Yeah yeah, I mean any name 742 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,560 Speaker 1: any Nobel price category in year. I'll tell you one 743 00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:04,479 Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Oh you actually want us to do it? Uh? Well, 744 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,359 Speaker 1: if anyone has one at the in your quiver, by 745 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:13,600 Speaker 1: all means, take your shot. Otherwise peace prize, you're gonna clupe. 746 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,960 Speaker 1: There we go, happy now, James. Okay, thank you for that, 747 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,759 Speaker 1: Craig and James, thank you as well. Damn it, thank 748 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,600 Speaker 1: you for thanking me. Um if you can, yes, make 749 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,000 Speaker 1: it out to the West Side Comedy Theater on March 750 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,680 Speaker 1: which is Wednesday at eight p m. For Bear Supply 751 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,239 Speaker 1: and check the west Side Comedy dot com calendar for 752 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:41,600 Speaker 1: all the upcoming shows. Uh not only Bear Supply, but 753 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,520 Speaker 1: there's a lot of others, including a monthly show of 754 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,160 Speaker 1: Alchemy This live on stage. We had one recently and 755 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,040 Speaker 1: it went pretty damn well. We're gonna try to do 756 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,800 Speaker 1: him every month. And um yeah, let's thank your engineering 757 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:04,040 Speaker 1: produster to the stars, Mr dub the I heart media folk. 758 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,080 Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollack, reminding you please be kind 759 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,640 Speaker 1: to each other. It's often the easiest route, and get 760 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,319 Speaker 1: out of your own way, dammit, and tell everyone you've 761 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,799 Speaker 1: ever met about this podcast and how much you enjoy it. 762 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:17,919 Speaker 1: Until next time,