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Speaker 1: Welcome to it. Your brand new full show starts right now.

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Speaker 1: It's Brock and Jeffrey in the morning. Thanks for finding

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Speaker 1: our podcast. We're glad you're here and we got brand

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Speaker 1: new second date. No awkward, Today's Tuesday. Yeah, I always

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Speaker 1: get it.

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 3: It's awkward, I always do.

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Speaker 1: Mass speakers happening today, new phone tap and always starting

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Speaker 1: with your comments.

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Speaker 3: What do you see Alexa? Yeah, Redder said, I gotta say,

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Speaker 3: this is the best thing for me to listen to

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Speaker 3: throughout the day of yelling at cars. I'm a traffic director.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were just a road ragress.

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Speaker 4: I saw not a traffic an uber director.

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Speaker 5: Recently at the airport, she was directing all the ubers

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Speaker 5: that coming out, was smacking cars and smacking things with

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Speaker 5: a baton.

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Speaker 4: Why bink? And I'm like, wow, I wish traffic controllers

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Speaker 4: could just boop car.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she had headphones in and was getting angry at

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Speaker 3: the calls. She's about like on our show.

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Speaker 2: She was taking it out in the cars.

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Speaker 3: You know it could be happening.

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Speaker 4: Can't they just be together?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Exactly right, However you need to do it. Yeah, Now,

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Speaker 3: your full show starts.

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Speaker 2: This just in a new list came out of things

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Speaker 2: we find totally normal today that people will find creepy

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Speaker 2: fifty years from now, broken Jeffrey in the morning. Just

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Speaker 2: imagine a time capsule from this moment and then fifty

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Speaker 2: years down the road people open it up and are like,

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Speaker 2: what in God's name were they thinking? So we're just

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Speaker 2: going to do the top ones and remember these are

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Speaker 2: going to be creepy in fifty years. Number four Sorry, Alexis,

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Speaker 2: this one might hit close to home. Gel nails. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know exactly what gel nails are manning them.

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Speaker 3: In Europe now? Yeah, because they're terrible, Yeah, for the

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Speaker 3: environment all of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are they? They're nails made out of gel.

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Speaker 3: It like lasts for way longer than a regular manicure.

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Speaker 3: The oh, it almost feels like in between fake nails.

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Speaker 2: And nailsh practicality is creepy. Number three dating apps. Oh, like,

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Speaker 2: imagine your grandchildren discovered your old iPhone up in your

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Speaker 2: attic and they turn it on. They're like, what's plenty

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Speaker 2: of squish this mean?

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Speaker 1: I mean it is different than finding your grandparents love

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Speaker 1: letters to each other.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the future just sliding into their brain with

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Speaker 5: your microchim.

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Speaker 3: That you send your robot.

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Speaker 2: Experts say dating apps are probably gonna be gone by then.

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Speaker 2: They'll have totally new ways to meet and connect with people.

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Speaker 2: Number four Elf on.

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Speaker 3: The Shelf, Oh thank you, it's I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's already creepy. It is kind of but in fifty years,

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Speaker 2: Santa surveillance tech is going to be a lot better anyway,

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Speaker 2: he'll have new ways to spy on.

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Speaker 1: My kids are always wondering why Elf and the Shelf

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Speaker 1: never visited our house.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, you guys are good. You don't need to

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Speaker 3: be spied on.

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Speaker 2: Too well behaved and the number one modern thing that's

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Speaker 2: considered totally normal right now. But we'll be creepy in

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Speaker 2: fifty years. La boo boos hell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they'll be.

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Speaker 2: Like the old porcelain dolls that we make horror movies

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Speaker 2: of now. But in five decades they're gonna come out

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Speaker 2: with la booboos feeding time.

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Speaker 3: I can see it. I bet the porcelain dolls are

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Speaker 3: gonna make a comeback.

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Speaker 3: Good, Everything comes full circle eventually.

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Speaker 2: You know what to get brooked for Christmas? Now, let's

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Speaker 2: move on to the chocolar question of the day. Nothing

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Speaker 2: weird or creepy about a job that shocks their employees

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Speaker 2: for answering simple trivia question is wrong, So Jake, do

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Speaker 2: your worst.

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Speaker 7: Today is not just any old Tuesday. It's actually the

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Speaker 7: holiest of foodie holidays. It's National Taco Day. You can

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Speaker 7: eat twelve hard shells, nine soft shells, and thirteen min

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Speaker 7: tiketos and just say what, I'm just celebrating responsible. We're

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Speaker 7: gonna find out who here is a true Mexican meat

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Speaker 7: lord and who's about to get guac blocked during a

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Speaker 7: special Taco about trouble edition of plenty.

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Speaker 3: My husband too much?

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Speaker 7: You meat lords will say a number one through twenty

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Speaker 7: and I'll toss you a spicy question about tacos. Just

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Speaker 7: answer it correctly to stay in the game. We'll start

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Speaker 7: with the woman who's lesson to taco Tuesdays and more

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Speaker 7: about crop top Tuesdays. It's Alexis five or five Alexis?

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Speaker 7: Which ingredient would you never find in a traditional Mexican

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Speaker 7: street taco is in cilantro, pineapple or shredded lettuce.

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Speaker 3: Come on, there's lettuce in street tacos. So I'm going

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Speaker 3: to treaded lettuce, street shredded lettuce.

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Speaker 7: Traditional tacos, stick to onion, cilantro, salsa and pineapple is

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Speaker 7: used an Alpas store treaded lettuce purely United States.

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Speaker 4: Usually they grill the pineapple a little bit.

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Speaker 7: It's so good, Brooks, your turn five is off the board.

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Speaker 3: Truly over here fifteen.

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Speaker 7: Oh, continue to drool brook which NBA star tried to

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Speaker 7: trademark the phrase Taco Tuesday but fail.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Oh it isn't for me? It is, yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the one who's always coming up with

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Speaker 1: different business plans is shack show me Shaquille O'Neill.

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Speaker 7: Smart y advertised for everything, Brook say, Shaquille O'Neal. No, No,

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Speaker 7: that was Lebron James.

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Speaker 2: He tried to trade you talksday.

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Speaker 5: And had a week he would put it on his

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Speaker 5: Instagram Taco Tuesday, and because he got millions of views,

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Speaker 5: he goes, I'm going to trademarks an own doco.

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Speaker 3: You didn't start it exactly. I mean a lot of

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Speaker 3: things that's not it.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know he was Mexican, That's.

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Speaker 6: Part of it.

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Speaker 7: He filed for the trademark in twenty nineteen, but the

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Speaker 7: US Patent Office tonight it's saying it's too common a phrase.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Lebron Hyman, Yeah, y.

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Speaker 3: Next time, Lebron.

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Speaker 7: Lebron just heard of that, and he's freaking.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute on Wednesdays. It's brilliant.

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Speaker 7: It's your turn. Five and fifteen are off the board.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go out past four.

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Speaker 7: I means it was a true or false. The world's

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Speaker 7: largest taco was longer than a football field.

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Speaker 5: WHOA, you could swim in it, you can grow, you

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Speaker 5: could play football in it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think I could eat it.

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Speaker 5: You could, But imagine the ingredients like the shell alone

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Speaker 5: to ship that, and then all the tortilla.

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Speaker 3: How do they even make a tortilla that bait and.

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Speaker 4: Then the chicken you know, the beans imagine sour.

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Speaker 3: We're so obsessed with making the world's largest things.

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Speaker 4: I know, I you know, I think it's ambitious. Man,

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Speaker 4: I can really see it happening. Like I want to

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Speaker 4: say no, but my stomach, not my heart. My stomach

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Speaker 4: is saying America.

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Speaker 3: Can listen to your stomach.

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Speaker 4: No what I'm listening to my stomach, Jake, It is true.

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Speaker 7: The world's largest taco was longer than a football field.

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Speaker 4: Lostics did not make sense.

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Speaker 7: To me, it measured two hundred and forty six feet Herataro,

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Speaker 7: Mexico in twenty eleven, just short of a football.

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Speaker 2: Not even worth bragging about it, nobody.

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Speaker 7: That was pretty cool Jeffrey five fifteen and four off

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Speaker 7: the board, and in number nine Jeffrey true or false,

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Speaker 7: NASA once launched tortillas into space to replace bread for astronauts.

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Speaker 7: Tacos actually cool.

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Speaker 3: It makes sense.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, the visual of them launching a

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Speaker 2: rocket of tortillas up into space is pretty funny. But

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Speaker 2: tacos are so messy on Earth. Could you imagine how

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Speaker 2: messy a space taco would be with the ingredients floating station.

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Speaker 1: But space is like, you know, high premium up there,

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Speaker 1: and tortillas take up a lot less space than a

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Speaker 1: loaf of bread.

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Speaker 4: You can stack them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think the space station's bathroom could handle

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Speaker 2: a taco, So I'm gonna say that is not true.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey says NASA did not send tortillas into space. Tortillas

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Speaker 7: don't make crumbs crucial zero gravity, so essentially all their

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Speaker 7: sandwiches became tacos wrapped into tortilla.

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Speaker 2: If you put nothing on it, then it doesn't have crumbs.

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Speaker 2: I guess you gotta.

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Speaker 7: Wrap it up tight. Let's see. Look in my math

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Speaker 7: to do Alexis has won today's.

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Speaker 3: Princess.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the lady who hates spicy food somehow wins the

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Speaker 2: taco trivia and you get to choose who gets shocked.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna be singing Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett. Who's that

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Speaker 2: gonna ben Jo and ride wasting away again in.

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Speaker 4: Margaritaville Search and law Shakers.

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Speaker 2: So is that like a deep Lebron's like, Oh, I

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Speaker 2: have an idea for a Mexican restaurant. That's your shock

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Speaker 2: collar question of the day. We got your phone tap

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Speaker 2: coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and coming up

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Speaker 2: on the show, We've got what wait? Brook just handed

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Speaker 2: me a note. It says secret don't read on.

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Speaker 3: Every day at work? That is who wrote the note.

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Speaker 2: Jeff says handsome.

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Speaker 3: I did not.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like her. Jeez. Yeah, my trivia game is coming up,

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Speaker 2: So do mama a favor and make sure we only

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Speaker 2: get dumb listeners or children on the phone, so it

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Speaker 2: guarantees I win. Your hat looks super cute? Do wow? Brook? Jeff, Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is insulting, only cute. You don't give me enough. Okay,

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Speaker 2: take your note back, and you know what, just for that.

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Speaker 2: Only smart people can call in to take down Brook.

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Speaker 2: In a new round of trivia read by a man

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Speaker 2: with exquisitely good looks and an impeccable wardrobe, said Brook,

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Speaker 2: that's how you're supposed to say it. It's coming up.

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Speaker 2: We've gotten Nicole on the phone to play Brook today.

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Speaker 2: She's a return player one, two and two all time,

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Speaker 2: she says. As far as questions go, if she gets

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Speaker 2: anything about Disney books or movies, she feels pretty good

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Speaker 2: about it.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of the wheelhouse of this show. So you're

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Speaker 3: doing good, she says.

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Speaker 2: History though not her strength, she says, though she has

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Speaker 2: a lot of respect for Brooks. She's a tough competitor,

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Speaker 2: pretty much the opposite of what I tell people. But Nicole,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you had nice things to say.

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Speaker 3: Did you really mean him?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: You're really good. I give you credit for that.

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Speaker 6: I like that.

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Speaker 2: Why don't I believe it?

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Speaker 3: The way her voice is saying it's because she doesn't

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Speaker 3: want to say it, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 10: Like, yeah, I want to be like, I'm totally gonna

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Speaker 10: kick her out of the water there, but I have

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Speaker 10: one once, so I've got some confidence.

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Speaker 9: I'm doing pretty good too.

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Speaker 4: And if you kick her out of the water, you're

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Speaker 4: kind of saving her from drowning.

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Speaker 2: You're got to Oh yeah, it's a total lifeguard movie.

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Speaker 3: First jokes on you. That's how my dad taught me

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Speaker 2: So all right, broke one kick outside of the room

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Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

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Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. Former Judge of American

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Pat?

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Speaker 2: What was invented? First? Mustard or ketchup?

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Speaker 6: Catch?

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Speaker 2: Okay, there we go, Nicole, well done. Brook's gonna rejoin

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Speaker 6: Oh.

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Speaker 2: It says on my screener that Halloween season is one

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Speaker 2: quoted our producer saying, if people can have three months

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's a lot of Halloween, a lot of scary.

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Speaker 5: Christmas is good because you're happy for three months Halloween

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Speaker 9: Yeah, but I like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what you're gonna dress up as?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: I'm actually going as a Renaissance fay princess.

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Speaker 2: A Renaissance fairy different than a modern day fairy.

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Speaker 3: The bigger bus.

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Speaker 10: And most face stories is more like Renaissance team anyway.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I just.

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Speaker 4: Can't stop thinking about the cleavage and the Renaissance.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 4: I would have it back then, Brook, that would have

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's why you could bury a whole tricky

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'd like to see that trick.

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Speaker 3: Do I keep it warm that way?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Ex, I was wondering what it was for.

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Speaker 3: It's like a personal microwave.

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Speaker 2: Dang. I love Nicole and Brook demonstrate to us later.

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Speaker 2: But in the meantime, Brook, you have to answer your questions.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready, here you go.

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Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Former Judge of American Idol Simon

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Speaker 2: Cowell's birthday is today? Is he in his fifties, sixties

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Maybe seventies now?

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Speaker 2: In the movie The Matrix, what color pill does NEO take?

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Speaker 2: The blue or red?

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Speaker 9: Red?

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Speaker 2: When sending an email?

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Speaker 3: What does c C stand for carbon copy?

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Speaker 2: Since the beginning of her career, has Taylor Swift released

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 2: What was invented? First? Mustard?

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Speaker 3: Or catch up Mustard?

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Speaker 2: Greta Gerwig directed What, popular twenty twenty three comedy film

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Speaker 3: Toy, Oh Barbie, All.

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Speaker 4: Right, that's it.

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Speaker 2: Times up. We're gonna head on over the scoreboard to

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Speaker 2: see how you bolted with Jose Oh be my honey

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Speaker 2: and love meal the t t time, Oh time, my time,

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Speaker 2: my time? Oh oh.

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Speaker 4: Nicole, you got three correct today?

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Speaker 8: True?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's solid, well done.

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Speaker 3: And what happened Brook good for.

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Speaker 2: It's not enough Disney questions for Nicole to pull out

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Speaker 2: the wind. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Former

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Speaker 2: judge of American Idol Simon Cowell's birthdays today. He is

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Speaker 2: still in his sixties, broke. Yeah, he turned sixty six today.

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Speaker 2: Movie The Matrix Neo Takes the Red Pill. Oh, not

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Speaker 2: the Blue one.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen that film.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you should watch it, but you have seen it

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Speaker 2: in a different universe.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a good point.

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Speaker 2: That's the whole point of it. Yeah, sending an email.

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Speaker 2: C C stands for carbon copy old school. Since the

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Speaker 2: Four are re recorded albums.

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Speaker 3: She has twelve studio albums.

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Speaker 4: You're not a SWIFTYE Don't Don't That was.

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Speaker 1: Her twelfth album, and everybody thinks the next one, the thirteenth,

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not a feuding.

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Speaker 2: With Taylor now for some reason saying you didn't have

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Speaker 2: as many albums as you say you do. Whatever invented

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Speaker 2: That tracks back thousands of years because of mustard seeds,

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Speaker 2: Seeds catch Up is only traced to the seventeenth century.

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Speaker 2: Sorry to bor you with all the history. I know

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Speaker 2: you're not a fan of Cole love this, but Grena

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Speaker 2: Gerwig directed the twenty twenty three comedy Barbie moviey So

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Speaker 2: I love that film, Nicole. I'm sorry was not enough

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Speaker 2: to beat Brooke today. But the good news is just

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Speaker 2: for playing you get a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,

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Speaker 2: valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in

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Speaker 1: He right, Well, I hope you enjoy this month since

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Speaker 1: it's kind of your thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 9: I can't wait.

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Speaker 3: Where are you going to wear your costume? Are you

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Speaker 3: going to parties? Are you trick or treating yourself?

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Speaker 11: I'm taking the kids trigger treating and then we're doing

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Speaker 3: Oh fine.

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Speaker 2: If you need some extra turkey legs for the party,

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Speaker 2: you know who to contact.

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Speaker 4: Three in her bosom right now.

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Speaker 3: Four, there we go.

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Speaker 2: So give us a call any time and come back

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Speaker 2: on the show again soon. We're going to do a

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Speaker 2: phone tap.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Over the past two years, one of our listeners has

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Speaker 2: been receiving approximately twenty thousand dollars in free gifts and services.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, did.

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Speaker 2: She win a contest or a game show? No? Did

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Speaker 2: she receive it from some long lost family inheritance?

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Speaker 3: And I want one of those so bad, I know.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, But again no, In fact, she has no idea

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Speaker 2: why she has been getting all of this stuff for free,

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Speaker 2: but she does know. She's not ready to turn it down.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna find out what she's been gifted in one

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Speaker 2: of the crazier mass speakers we've done in a while.

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Speaker 2: It's coming up right after this confession.

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Speaker 7: I can't take back Earl Arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speaker text to seven eight five nine two says

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Speaker 2: I always leave a couple of days of vacation free

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Speaker 2: for whenever we hire new people at my job, just

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Speaker 2: so I don't have to be around to train that.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's the best job hack ever.

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Speaker 12: I was going to take a vacation day today actually,

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Speaker 12: but then I heard we had a listener ready to

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Speaker 12: confess a secret for the mass speaker, and I was like,

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Speaker 12: Santra Pey can wait, Yeah, I want to hear from

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Speaker 4: Good thinking about flying private. You can whenever you.

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Speaker 2: Want exactly, just postpone that. But Lena is on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Lina's her fake name, obviously, So Lena, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 13: Hi, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for postponing your VAK for this.

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Speaker 2: That's right. I gave up white sand beaches to be

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Speaker 2: here and hear what you have to say. Because our

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Speaker 2: you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 9: Okay.

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Speaker 13: A few years ago, I received an envelope in the mail,

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Speaker 13: like a really fancy envelope with the gold edges and

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Speaker 13: the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, sounds like a wedding invitation or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like will you want a chocolate factory?

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Speaker 13: Inside there was an invitation, but it was to enjoy

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Speaker 3: Whoao Wait, did you know who it was from?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 13: I figured it had to be some kind of a

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Speaker 13: scam because I never signed up for like a contest.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, those ones where they like send you

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Speaker 3: a fake check and you think that you just got like,

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Speaker 3: wait a minute, you want me to sign up for

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Speaker 3: a credit card?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I did sign up for that credit card, and it

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Speaker 2: was great, why do you think you're going to yeah exactly.

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Speaker 13: Well it was actually signed by conseil Urge app, which

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Speaker 13: I looked it up and it was legit, so I

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Speaker 13: SA see you yeah, And so I was like, okay, well,

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Speaker 13: let's maybe give this a try. Maybe they're trying to

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Speaker 13: get me to buy their services. I don't know, but

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Speaker 13: the hotel wasn't too far from me. It was like

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Speaker 2: And then okay, yeah.

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Speaker 10: I mean I show up.

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Speaker 13: They actually have my name at the front desk and

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Speaker 13: they'd say there's a complimentary room for me, and then

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Speaker 13: they take me up to this gorgeous suite with skyline

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Speaker 3: Okay, way to go. I'm like following through on that.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 13: Oh no, it gets better. Plus they also gave me

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Speaker 13: a personal butler service and I have the room for

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Speaker 2: Oh too good to be true?

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Speaker 3: Is that a secret because you didn't want to invite

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Speaker 6: Is that? Like?

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Speaker 13: Well no, because afterwards I I was feeling guilty because

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Speaker 13: I said, hey, this must be a mistake. I don't

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Speaker 2: Why would you do that? You reported yourself to customer service.

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Speaker 4: It's like winning the lottery. You're like, this is way

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Speaker 3: You're one of those rule followers just enjoy something that

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Speaker 2: You know, it was an accident, and it's like, what

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Speaker 13: They just said that they'd look into it. I mean

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Speaker 13: I even offered to pay for it, because listen, you

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Speaker 13: get nothing for free in life.

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Speaker 4: Oh hard.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're like my husband when we go,

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Speaker 3: like try to buy a car and they're like, that's

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Speaker 3: too little money. We will pay you more.

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Speaker 4: Oh got it.

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Speaker 2: have negative karma come back and bite her.

455
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Speaker 13: It makes sense to me, Well, yeah, I just I

456
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 13: didn't want something unexpected to come back later.

457
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,399
Speaker 3: Exactly. Well, they like charge you at the end of

458
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:52,720
Speaker 3: the trip.

459
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be like okay, okay, so did you

460
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,160
Speaker 1: end up paying then?

461
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,399
Speaker 13: Well, actually no, I got a letter in the mail

462
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,680
Speaker 13: from there, and I just assumed it was a bill,

463
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 13: but it was actually another invitation, this time to an

464
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,960
Speaker 13: exclusive spa retreat.

465
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,160
Speaker 2: Oh that that call paid off. Your good karma's now

466
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,239
Speaker 2: coming back in the form of even more gifts for you.

467
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,960
Speaker 4: I feel like this is a timeshare presentation. At this point,

468
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 4: I'm with you.

469
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,919
Speaker 3: I was taking either coll or that.

470
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 2: I mean, you got to do the spa retreat.

471
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:25,360
Speaker 13: Oh I did. I went and it was fantactically Yeah, can.

472
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 9: I get.

473
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,639
Speaker 13: So Now I send a message to the concierge people

474
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 13: again and they don't even reply. Then I started getting

475
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 13: mystery gift boxes arriving to my doorstep.

476
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 3: I'm going to Mark Colt.

477
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 2: Now I'm on the Yeah, what's going on?

478
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 13: Honestly I thought maybe I had the same name as

479
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,200
Speaker 13: like a rich person, and like they got us confused.

480
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 13: And then one day the website just shut down.

481
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they were giving them away everything for free.

482
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 4: Real name Bill gave.

483
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, how many free spa retreat vacations can we give

484
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 2: out before we run out of money? Geez.

485
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,439
Speaker 13: So now it's been a year and nothing's happened. But

486
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 13: last week I got a letter in the mail from

487
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 13: the Concierra Japp saying, Hey, sorry for the blip. We'll

488
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 13: be up and running in no time.

489
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 10: You're two free.

490
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 13: Helicopter transfers on us. We look forward to your.

491
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 2: Business helicopter transfers recommen.

492
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 3: Getting a helicopter with a stranger terrified.

493
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:27,159
Speaker 2: I could totally use a helicopter trip to Santrape or

494
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 2: just to work one day. Yeah, if you have one still.

495
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,360
Speaker 13: I mean I have two, we could go together.

496
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 4: Business stranger.

497
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 3: Is it too sketchy for you at this point or

498
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 3: are you going to follow up?

499
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:38,880
Speaker 9: Oh?

500
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 13: No, I'm totally gonna do it. But it's also like,

501
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 13: what is happening?

502
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:47,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're caught in some weird glitch in the system,

503
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 2: but it's all working out in your favor.

504
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 13: Yeah, Like, why would I turn it down at this point? Like,

505
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 13: I've done the right thing.

506
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 9: I've tried.

507
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 13: I have the evidence that I've tried to do the

508
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 13: right thing.

509
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't feel good enough about it to

510
00:22:58,359 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 1: talk about it publicly.

511
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 13: Kind of publicly, I'm asked, and if you ever feel.

512
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: Guilty, you can give yourself to us end up in

513
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: some sort of Ponzi scheme.

514
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 3: At the end of this, maybe you can use this

515
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 3: recording in court later that you didn't know yeah, I

516
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 3: mean I really didn't.

517
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 13: I did tell my police officer friend and she's like,

518
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 13: I don't see any issue with this. Why wouldn't you

519
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 13: keep doing it? So I'm like, all right, that's.

520
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 2: Fine, Okay, awesome, that's great. I know I was. I

521
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,439
Speaker 2: was expecting some like dark twist at the end of this,

522
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 2: but no, you're just living the life.

523
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: Maybe she'll call us after the helicopter rides and that's

524
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: when it'll come She's going.

525
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 2: To be in some Venezuelan prison and it's like, oh god,

526
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 2: it turned on me. Yeah, well, congratulations on all your

527
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: good luck, Lena, and I wish you could.

528
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 4: Like request places and stuff.

529
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we'll stay in touch for those helicopter passes

530
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 2: to santrape text in the seventy five nine too. If

531
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to you,

532
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 2: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

533
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 2: our next mass speaker.

534
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Speaker 8: Your phone TAP's coming up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

535
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. And how many times

536
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,919
Speaker 2: have we said on this show technology is advancing so

537
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 2: much we don't even know what's new anymore. Well, we're

538
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 2: going to take advantage of that today by calling a

539
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 2: lady and telling her that we know why her cell

540
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 2: phone isn't working properly. It's because she missed an important

541
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 2: step in the activation process, and it is so out

542
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: there that maybe you might think, well, I mean, I

543
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 2: guess it could be true, and she actually does it,

544
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: you're gonna hear in your phone tap right now.

545
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 9: Hello.

546
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Stuart and calling from Wireless customer Support.

547
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 2: I'm looking for Debbie tu. Yeah, this is me dev.

548
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 2: According to my email, you recently purchased a phone from us,

549
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: and my supervisor passed on a message to me saying

550
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 2: that you're having some issues with it.

551
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 9: Yes, it's a new phone, so I don't get why

552
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 9: this is happening.

553
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 11: Every time I was proud of.

554
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 6: Turn on any app, the phone just completely shuts down.

555
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 2: I understand. So can I ask? Are you currently talking

556
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 2: to me on this device?

557
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 6: No, I'm on my husband's phone.

558
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: Oh you're all right? That works, So I think I

559
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 2: might know the issue that you're having. Are you familiar

560
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 2: with the new operating system we use called Hatch?

561
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 6: No, no, anything about hatch? Huh huh?

562
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, in order for your phone to be fully functional.

563
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 2: It needs to hatch out of its shell. What think

564
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: of it like this? You are the mother of this

565
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 2: brand new baby phone, and you need to hatch it

566
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 2: so that it can come to life.

567
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 6: Oh what? Okay, that sounds ridiculous. What does that mean?

568
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 2: Well, that way, it's not going to go back into

569
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 2: its shell once you start pressing all the buttons and everything,

570
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 2: because that's what it sounds like it's doing right now.

571
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: Hasn't been officially birthed yet into the world. I know,

572
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: these new phones are kind of crazy. They're high advanced.

573
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: This is too much, not really, though, I'm gonna walk

574
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: you through this. Let me help you hatch your phone

575
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 2: and we can get it all taken care of for you.

576
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 6: Okay, all right.

577
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 2: So here's what I need you to do. I need

578
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 2: you to get your phone. Put it in your hand,

579
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 2: all right, this is my hand. Okay. Now, gently place

580
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 2: it under your backside area and sit on it.

581
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 6: Phone. No, no way.

582
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 11: Yes, this is a joke, right.

583
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 2: It's not it. I mean, I know it sounds like

584
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 2: a joke, but the phone actually becomes hatched once it

585
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 2: connects with a human heat source such as yourself. I've

586
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 2: never heard of anything like this I understand. This is

587
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 2: all new. The technical term for it is called thermogenesis.

588
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: That's the process of heat generation in your body from

589
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 2: one to another. It's all kind of technical.

590
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,679
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I can't.

591
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 6: I can't.

592
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 2: So just let me know when the phone is underneath

593
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 2: you and then we can proceed.

594
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 11: Okay, the phone is underneath me.

595
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So I just want you to keep

596
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 2: me on the phone with you as you hatch your

597
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 2: little one.

598
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 9: This is a joke.

599
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 2: This it not. It's actually, if you think about it,

600
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 2: pretty exciting.

601
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 11: No, it actually isn't.

602
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 9: This is ridiculous, Like, I've never heard of anything like this.

603
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 2: I can tell you're nervous and this is obviously new

604
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 2: to you. So we're going to take this slow. Are

605
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 2: you feeling anything yet? Are you feeling it, hatch?

606
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 6: No, the phone is not on at all.

607
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to need you to turn the phone

608
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 2: on and then place it back underneath you.

609
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, okay.

610
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: Okay, it's back under you.

611
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 6: Yes, it is great.

612
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 2: So now I'm just going to send you a text

613
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 2: message to help out. So you might feel a slight

614
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: vibration down there as this occurs, so don't pay any

615
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 2: attention to it. I'm just helping the little guy or

616
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 2: a little girl hatch do you know if it's a

617
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: boy or a girl.

618
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 6: Yet, I'm not answering that it's a phone. It's a thing.

619
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: Well, I know, a few generations ago, that's how it was.

620
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: But this is going to be a part of your life.

621
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,479
Speaker 2: My god, it's a part of your family.

622
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 9: It's too much, ai, Ai, it's over too much.

623
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 6: I don't like it.

624
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 2: I understand it's overwhelming. I get that.

625
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 3: Is it done yet?

626
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: It is hatched?

627
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 13: Because this is ridiculous.

628
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 2: Let me check and yeah, okay, the timer says, you

629
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: should be all good. Congratulations, mommy, you just hatched a

630
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 2: cell phone.

631
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 9: No way, yeah, work.

632
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 6: Go for it.

633
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: Let's see it's starting. It turned on. Maybe you can

634
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 2: try and open an app. Tell me what it does.

635
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 9: I just opened an app and the whole thing shut

636
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 9: down again.

637
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, okay, Uh, you said I hatched it.

638
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 9: It's not hacked.

639
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 2: Well, it could be that your bottom isn't quite warm enough.

640
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 9: It's the hottest but in town.

641
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: Well that's not true, because actually my bottom runs hot.

642
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 2: It's super hot.

643
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 6: Oh my god, this is a joke.

644
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 2: I actually hatched three cell phones this morning before breakfast.

645
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 7: The dumbest thing ever.

646
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I can kind of agree with you there.

647
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: Your husband, Christian actually set you up. Dev I'm sorry.

648
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 2: My name is jeff You're on the radio right now

649
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 2: with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing

650
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 2: a phone tap on you. That it was your husband's idea.

651
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 2: He said that you were having some issues with your phone,

652
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: so he wanted us to prank you.

653
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 9: Oh my god, he has wato much time on his hand.

654
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, because his phone has been hatched, and you just

655
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: need to do yours so that you can become a

656
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 2: full family.

657
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 6: I can't. I can't with you.

658
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 8: Wake up every morning with pune tap weekday mornings on

659
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 8: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

660
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And we got

661
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 2: an email from a woman who was desperate for our

662
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: help because she's had something in her house nine days

663
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 2: and could not get rid of it. No matter what

664
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 2: she tried, leaving the door open, shooing it with a broom,

665
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 2: it just wouldn't go. And that something is her mother

666
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: in law. What I know, it's even scarier than The

667
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 2: Ring Part two and The worst part is it's caused

668
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: an issue between her and her husband. So we're going

669
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 2: to try to assist during a brand new awkward Tuesday

670
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: phone call right after this It's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's

671
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:43,719
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday phone call. We all have informal titles on

672
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: this show, like Alexis is our resident dog walker slash

673
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 2: party girl, Jose is our resident video game expert slash

674
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: professional napper.

675
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, watch me nap on stream?

676
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: And Brook is the poster child forgetting along with your

677
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 2: mother in law.

678
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 8: She is.

679
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 2: There is not one person I know who beats Brooke

680
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: in total grace, humility, and tact when dealing with the

681
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: mother of your spouse.

682
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, and I appreciate that you're known as

683
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 1: a guy that's never sarcastic.

684
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 3: No, I love that. I love that about us.

685
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 4: Want to take aren't we great? Sure?

686
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, not everybody has that tight bond that Brooke does

687
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 2: with her mom in law, And apparently that's the reason

688
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 2: our listener, Abby has reached out for help today. So Abby,

689
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: welcome to ila in Law's anonymous. This is a safe

690
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 2: space for you. We're happy to have you here. How

691
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 2: you doing.

692
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 10: I'm doing okay, how are you doing doing good?

693
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 3: In law issues? I've never had him, don't know I

694
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 3: could give any advice, So.

695
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 2: We'll see how this goes. But tell us about the

696
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 2: situation you find yourself in.

697
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 10: Well, I've been married for a couple of years now

698
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 10: and my husband is an architect and he does periodically

699
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 10: have to travel for work. But his most recent trip

700
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 10: he had to be gone for about two months.

701
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 3: That's a long time.

702
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Yeah, like no contact at all with him,

703
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: or like.

704
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: He's an architect, he's not in the secret Cia.

705
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 4: Or he could be architecting in the center of the Earth.

706
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: He could be architecting the new Pentagon broke. I don't

707
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: know how what work he's in exactly.

708
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 10: No, we were able to talk and FaceTime a little bit,

709
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 10: but it's just in a different country, so it's not

710
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 10: really feasible for me to come visit him.

711
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense.

712
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: That makes sense, And it sucks when the time difference

713
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: is so big and they're.

714
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 2: On the metric system over in whatever other country and

715
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: that plays a role in it.

716
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 4: So many stories is this.

717
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, so a lot of confusion going on there.

718
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 3: So he was gone overseas as I'm guessing when the

719
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 3: issues started.

720
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 9: Actually it was when he got back.

721
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 2: Oh, why what happened?

722
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 10: Well, the day he got back, I was so excited,

723
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 10: so happy to have him.

724
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 9: Home like I been.

725
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 10: But when we got back from the airport, his mom

726
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 10: called and she's like, hey, I'm on my way over

727
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 10: and we're like okay, like nothing was planned, okay.

728
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: Oh she invited herself over to your place when he

729
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 2: got home.

730
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: I see, and you too, were planning on making up

731
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: for two months away from each other.

732
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 4: Why are you immediate?

733
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 2: That's immediately where you find.

734
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 3: That's where I would have been.

735
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 2: Oh God, tell us what happened with the mom in law.

736
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 10: Well, when she got there, I thought, okay, like she's

737
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 10: just staying for dinner, Like, because I'm sure.

738
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 9: She missed you. My husband name is Keith.

739
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 10: I'm sure she missed Keith too. Okay, thank you, because

740
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 10: we usually see her a couple of times a week.

741
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 9: She doesn't live all that far, but far enough.

742
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I recommend a whole state.

743
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 4: But whatever, ye.

744
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 2: Wherever you want, sure at least right, but this makes sense.

745
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 2: Everybody's excited to see Keith again after two months away.

746
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: So you have dinner together?

747
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, we all have dinner together, and then she's like, oh,

748
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 10: my bag is in the car, and I'm like, oh,

749
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 10: I guess she's staying the night.

750
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 3: Oh she lives like driving distance to your house, you

751
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 3: see her.

752
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 10: Sort of like it's not super far, it's definitely drivable,

753
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 10: but like she also can't really drive at night.

754
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 2: Okay, right, So she stays one night, that's okay.

755
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 9: She didn't stay this one night. She stayed for nine days.

756
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: Oh, Nina, nine days of unannounced mother in a law

757
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: of time.

758
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, okay, Well, I mean what did your husband.

759
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 3: I want to know what your husband said to all

760
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: of this.

761
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 10: I mean he was slightly annoyed because she just would

762
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 10: follow us around, Like whichever one of us was home,

763
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 10: she would just follow us around, talking and asking questions,

764
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 10: and like, oh god, it.

765
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 6: Was a lot.

766
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 9: It was a lot.

767
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 2: Nine days of that must be pretty taxing on you mentally.

768
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 3: So what is so bizarre? You're like, when is she

769
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 3: going to leave?

770
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 6: Right?

771
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 9: Yeah?

772
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: So what happened?

773
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 10: So one night my husband was out, He's at the

774
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 10: grocery store and she's following me around and.

775
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 9: I'm just I'm at the end of my rope. I

776
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 9: just want.

777
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 10: To be able to hang out with my husband and

778
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 10: like plea kind act.

779
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 3: In all the way.

780
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: Sure, well what happened.

781
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 10: I was trying to beat around the bush about when

782
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 10: are you leaving?

783
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 9: And she wasn't.

784
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 10: Getting it, and I just got frustrated and I said,

785
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 10: you know what, you just need to leave. You've been

786
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 10: here for too long.

787
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 9: You just have to go.

788
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 3: I mean, it's understandable.

789
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: Is applauding that she doesn't think he used harsh enough language.

790
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: That's not true. I'm sure that she was hurt hearing that.

791
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 10: But she was very hurt and she kind of houked out.

792
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 10: And then she called my husband while he was called

793
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 10: the grocery store and told him what happened. So I

794
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 10: didn't even get a chance to tell.

795
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: Him, now you're the bad guy.

796
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, and he thinks now that like I hate his mom,

797
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 10: and I don't. I mean, I felt awful when she left.

798
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 10: I was like, oh my god, Like that's not how

799
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 10: I wanted this to play out.

800
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if you don't believe that, it's really nice.

801
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 3: SAT like my mother in law a lot. But I

802
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 3: do love my mother in law too, you know, like

803
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 3: it's a complicated relationship to have.

804
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I mean now that we've heard your story.

805
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 2: You know this is the awkward Tuesday phone call. So

806
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 2: what advice are you looking to get from us before

807
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: you call calling?

808
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 10: Well, we're going to be calling my husband because he's

809
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 10: been very upset with me since she last okay, and

810
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 10: I try to talk to him about it, but he's like, okay,

811
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 10: well you know your action said something else.

812
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well we'll see if we can change his mind

813
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 2: and get him to realize you don't hate his mother

814
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 2: when we come back and do your awkward Tuesday phone

815
00:36:55,600 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: call right after this. It's awkward. Say it's awkward Tuesday

816
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 2: phone call. You could write a doctor Seus's book called

817
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: Oh The Things you Shouldn't Say to your Mother in Law,

818
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: And one of those things you shouldn't say to her

819
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: is you need to get out of this house. You

820
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 2: are driving me and my husband crazy right now. Please leave.

821
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know if there was even a please.

822
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was really sugarcoating it with that recap, but

823
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 2: that's exactly what our listener Abby said to her mom

824
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 2: in law, And honestly, it's kind of understandable that she did,

825
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 2: because the mom showed up uninvited ended up spending nine

826
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 2: straight days there. Still, though, Abby understands it was not

827
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 2: a good move, especially because her husband found out. So

828
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 2: now he thinks Abby hates his mom and that's not

829
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: a good feeling for a marriage.

830
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: I think it's also not good because it's not true.

831
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: She doesn't hate her. Yeah, that's her, It's just she

832
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: was pushed to the break.

833
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 2: Exactly And how long ago did this happen, Abby.

834
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 9: I was just a couple of days ago.

835
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 2: Okay, So now Abby's come to us for advice on

836
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 2: how to convince her husband she doesn't hate his mom.

837
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 2: She just really wanted to reconnect with him alone just

838
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: a little bit. Yeah, Brook, what's your advice for how

839
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 2: she can do that?

840
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: Well, Listen, I have said a lot of things I

841
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: should not have said to.

842
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 3: My mother in law.

843
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,959
Speaker 2: Okay, not just your mother in law, to a lot.

844
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 3: Of people, yes, in the public, no, But when you're

845
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 3: talking to your husband about your mother in law, it's

846
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 3: a really sticky, weird space, right because that's his mom.

847
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 7: No matter how.

848
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 3: Many negative feelings or how irritated you are, that's still

849
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 3: his mom. So he's going to defend her no matter what.

850
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 3: I would recommend not commenting at all about her behavior.

851
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 3: And just fall on the sword. You're sorry and leave

852
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 3: it at.

853
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: That, Okay, like say less, say.

854
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 3: Less and take the blame.

855
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 2: What do you think about that? Abby?

856
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 10: I mean I think that there is something there, and

857
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 10: yes I should take some blame for like especially how

858
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 10: I acted towards her. But I still feel like her

859
00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 10: staying that long without a conversation with either one of

860
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 10: us was kind of inappropriate on her part.

861
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 3: So she doesn't like advices.

862
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooks, Jose, maybe you have something better for Abby.

863
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 5: Well, action speak louder than words. So yeah, sure you

864
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 5: could say you don't hate his mom like Brooks suggests it,

865
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 5: but it would be even better to show him. So

866
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 5: I suggest you tell your husband you want to invite

867
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 5: his mom over for a special celebration just for her,

868
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 5: like a I don't know, if her birthday is coming up,

869
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 5: maybe a part us be like let's have your.

870
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 3: Mom or or maybe plan a thing for her and

871
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 3: her son.

872
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: And it's Abby's idea. What do you think of that?

873
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, I definitely think I could do something that's like

874
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 10: that because her birthday is coming up.

875
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 3: That was legit advice.

876
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 2: Good job, good job. Okay, So there you go, Abby,

877
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 2: you have a little bit of wisdom on your side now,

878
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 2: But we're going to dial your You're not, no, not

879
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 2: your mother in law. That conversation won't go well. No,

880
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 2: we're dialing your husband, Keith right now, and we will

881
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: step away let you this awkward call. You feel ready,

882
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 2: I think?

883
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 6: So?

884
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: Okay, God, here we go.

885
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 6: Hello.

886
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 9: Hey it's me.

887
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 6: Hey, Hey, every BID's how are you?

888
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 10: I'm good?

889
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 9: How are you doing hanging in there?

890
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 6: I guess everything considered.

891
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to talk to you about that,

892
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 10: just because I know it really upset you and your

893
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 10: mom too, and I just don't want it to be

894
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 10: like that between all of us.

895
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 6: You know, you can't just do that to her because

896
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,919
Speaker 6: she you know, she's good to us. She's really good

897
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 6: to us. It's not fair.

898
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 9: No, you're right, she is.

899
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 10: And she didn't that like fully admitting that the way

900
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 10: I handled it was wrong. But you had been gone

901
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 10: four months and not that I would have had a

902
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 10: problem with her coming over, but she didn't really like

903
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 10: let us know that she was coming or how long

904
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 10: she was staying.

905
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 6: You know, she stopped. Please.

906
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 11: Okay, she's family, and there's no way I'm sending my

907
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 11: mom to a hotel. So, although I do appreciate you

908
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 11: taking some responsibility here, I do think that it's just

909
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 11: a little absurd that you acted the way that you did.

910
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 10: You say absurd, but like I need you to put

911
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 10: yourself in my shoes, because how would you react if like.

912
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 6: How would I react?

913
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 11: I would be a loving husband to your mom, and

914
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 11: I would treat her like she's my mom, Like, come on,

915
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 11: you already know that.

916
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 6: I know you know.

917
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 11: I'll tell you one thing I wouldn't do. I wouldn't

918
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,959
Speaker 11: tell your mom what you told mine. My mom's coming

919
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 11: to me now and she's telling me that I shouldn't

920
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 11: be with someone as crude as you. You want to

921
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 11: know why?

922
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 9: Why?

923
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 11: Because you told my mom that you just want her son.

924
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 11: I just want to like, who tells that? Oh, my

925
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 11: god in law, what is going on right now?

926
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 2: What's happening?

927
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 11: What's happening right now?

928
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 6: Want to know?

929
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, So there's been a lot of people listening to

930
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 2: this phone call, because you're on the radio right now

931
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 2: with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

932
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 6: Ok, Jeffrey in the Morning.

933
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I am we are stunned, Abby, this

934
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 3: is you said.

935
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 8: That you.

936
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 6: Really called the radio station.

937
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 10: I know, I know, but I just I was having

938
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 10: a hard time and I just needed to talk to

939
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 10: you about it and I needed some advice, and they

940
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 10: give really.

941
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 9: Good advice, so I just thought I would.

942
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 3: You didn't follow any of it.

943
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 2: None of the advice was really taken.

944
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 3: And you didn't give us the whole story.

945
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 2: You actually said those words to his.

946
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 10: No, I said, I wanted, like I love making session's

947
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 10: distressing than.

948
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:31,919
Speaker 11: You never I would never tell your mom that. That's

949
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 11: just so disgusting.

950
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 2: I think they're they're you know, the words are a

951
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 2: little harsh, but the feeling underneath it is kind of sweet.

952
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 4: Is it.

953
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 6: Do you think I wanted my mom to know? Like

954
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 6: you know, I got a little at home.

955
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 3: I do not want details of your marriage right now.

956
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 4: I mean off air, yes, but not now.

957
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 3: And we do not have a door to your bedroom.

958
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 9: We do, but I feel awkward.

959
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 4: Come on, Brooke, you do with your in laws in

960
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 4: the room next to you?

961
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 8: They're in another room.

962
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 4: I got her to leave sooner.

963
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but listen, the last thing that we want to

964
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 2: do is Shane abby for just being honest and putting

965
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 2: her emotions and her desires out into the world.

966
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 4: It is true she's apologizing.

967
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 3: And Keith, I bet, I bet your mom wants grandbabies,

968
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 3: so how for those gonna happen?

969
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:30,760
Speaker 10: And again, though it's a weird convo, I'm so sorry.

970
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 10: I know I handled this completely the wrong way. Yeah, like,

971
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 10: I don't want your rhyme to feel unwelcome, but we

972
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 10: need some boundaries, like just let me know she's coming

973
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 10: instead of just showing up, and how long.

974
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 3: She's gonna stay. Like Keith, you too need to be

975
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 3: a team on that. For sure.

976
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 6: It's a good point. I can see that point. If

977
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 6: you're willing to meet me halfway.

978
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, I totally I totally agree with you.

979
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 10: I want to meet you halfway. I was thinking, since

980
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 10: her birthday's coming up, I can help you guys put

981
00:44:59,120 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 10: something together.

982
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 9: Ever she wants.

983
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 10: If she wants to have dinner with just you, like

984
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 10: that's totally fine. If she wants to come have dinner

985
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 10: with us, if she wants me to cook, if she

986
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 10: wants to go somewhere.

987
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 2: That's fun, or Abby could pop out of the birthday

988
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 2: cake and say surprise, yes, who's pregnant.

989
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 9: I think that might be more for Keith's birthday.

990
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, with that one, Mom's like, why wasn't I invited?

991
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: But clearly Keith. She she's very apologetic about how the

992
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 2: conversation went down, has a lot of regret about it,

993
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: and just really really really wants to turn back the

994
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 2: clock to make like this never happen.

995
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she loves your mom.

996
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 2: Not the same way she loves you.

997
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 11: But yes, yeah, well I'm willing to do that, and

998
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 11: I hope we can get past this and I will

999
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:47,720
Speaker 11: do better.

1000
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,399
Speaker 2: This is sounding really nice. It feels like you two

1001
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: are in a much better place than when we started

1002
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: this phone call.

1003
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 3: Doesn't look like they need a make up love session.

1004
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, well I guess we'll sing on the phone

1005
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 2: while you two knock it out. Go for it. Yeah

1006
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 2: you may, you guys make up off the air. You're

1007
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 2: good though, right Yeah?

1008
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 9: I think so.

1009
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 2: So there you go. That's your awkward Tuesday phone call

1010
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 2: on jeff Shout out to all the mom in laws.

1011
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1012
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1013
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 2: Well, that's gonna be a fun Thanksgiving with the whole

1014
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 2: family there. I wonder what they're going to talk about

1015
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 2: over dinner.

1016
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 3: I think it's cute. I think they're going to work

1017
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 3: it all out. Yeah, I think.

1018
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: Okay, if you want to know the real gossip, I

1019
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 1: think the mother in law is probably having a problem

1020
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: at her house and was trying to get away, and

1021
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: that's why she was there for nine days.

1022
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 3: I've been right.

1023
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 1: That is a long time to be at someone's house

1024
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: away from your own.

1025
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 4: Nine days.

1026
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I didn't bring it up.

1027
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 2: It couldn't just be that she really really missed her

1028
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 2: son all that time and wanted to spend more time

1029
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 2: with them. People don't love their kids.

1030
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 5: What is the conversation that happens when they finally sit down,

1031
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 5: They're like, well, how was I love making?

1032
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1033
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 2: I hope it was worth kicking your mother out for anyway.

1034
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 2: I do hope it's all smoothed over. And if anybody

1035
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 2: out there listening needs our advice, where can they find us? Brook?

1036
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 2: What's your Instagram handle?

1037
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 11: No?

1038
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 3: Not mine?

1039
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 2: Just go to act getting what do you want?

1040
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 4: When hilarious?

1041
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 2: Jose go follow him and Alexis what's your handle?

1042
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 4: Brook?

1043
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey? There we go. Thank you. Someone needed to do.

1044
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 2: You can listen all of our awkward Tuesday second Ate

1045
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: updates wherever you get your podcasts at I am Brook Fox.

1046
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 3: And that's not even my handle.

1047
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 2: Help you. It's been a steep climb for today's return player, Jessica.

1048
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 2: Her first game was a total slaughter. She got completely destroyed.

1049
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 2: Her second game, she learned a thing or two only

1050
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 2: lost by one point. But today Jessica hopes to finally

1051
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: break through and slay the evil trivia beast. Will the

1052
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 2: third time be a charm or will the beast have

1053
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 2: her way with you? Careful, Jessica, the beast is hungry

1054
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 2: the soft belly.

1055
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 4: That's rude.

1056
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 3: First, thank you, thank you very much.

1057
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: I'm talking about a dragon Brook.

1058
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Jessica, welcome back. How you feeling today.

1059
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 9: I'm feeling good. I'm feeling like I'm ready to take

1060
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 9: Brook down. Really, what I made it my life's mission

1061
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 9: at this point, your life's.

1062
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 3: Your entire life's mission.

1063
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 2: Brook is feeling a little bit of anger. I can

1064
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 2: see it boiling behind her eyes right now.

1065
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 9: This is a tactic, a little bit be very afraid

1066
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 9: like a dragon.

1067
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 4: You know, the belly is usually the week spot.

1068
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all know she's a fire breather. So here

1069
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: we go. You got thirty sevens answer as many questions

1070
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: as possible. Jessica, you don't know when you can say pass,

1071
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want

1072
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: to win. Are you ready? Good luck? Your time starts

1073
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: now on this day in two thousand and three, what

1074
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 2: famous actor was elected governor of the state of California Unfortunately?

1075
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 2: What's the name of the mascot bear famous for promoting

1076
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 2: fabric softeners snuggles? Which Disney movie features a song I'll

1077
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 2: make a man out of you? What's the popular nickname

1078
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: for London's underground subway system pass? The Hawaiian dish made

1079
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 2: of raw fish, typically tuna that it's cut into cubes

1080
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 2: and marinated is called what. What fictional folk hero had

1081
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 2: a big blue ox named babe oh Pass?

1082
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah?

1083
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 2: You felt the focus of that justice That was well done.

1084
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 2: Now Brooke is back into the studio and let's learn

1085
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 2: more about Jessica. It says here on my screener that

1086
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 2: she has made the decision to go back to school

1087
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 2: after being a full time working mom. She's getting her

1088
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: bachelor's in Applied Sciences and management. It's going to take

1089
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: about two years. How do you feel about all that, Jessica.

1090
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 8: I'm feeling good.

1091
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 9: I'm feeling like this is the right time, okay, okay.

1092
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 2: And how does the Beast feel about working moms?

1093
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 3: Beast, I am a working mom, so I agreed about them.

1094
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 3: I feel like we all need a little nap. But

1095
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 3: other than that, we're good.

1096
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 9: We're took.

1097
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good. You know, we don't know.

1098
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 4: That's the Beast strategy.

1099
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 2: She's lulling you into a comfort before she slashes your throat.

1100
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 4: She's a sweet mother.

1101
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: No, we're trying to set good examples for our children.

1102
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 2: Okay, at least in and yeah, behind closed doors, you

1103
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 2: guys are at It's fine anyway, Brook, It's your turn.

1104
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1105
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 3: Yes?

1106
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 2: Your time starts now on this day in two thousand

1107
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: and three. What famous actor was elected governor of the state.

1108
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 3: Of California Scharzenegger.

1109
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 2: What's the name of the mascot bear famous for promoting fabric.

1110
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 3: Softeners, the Snuggie Bear.

1111
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 2: Which Disney movie features the song I'll make a man

1112
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 2: out of you.

1113
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 3: Uh hercules? No, No like Jungle King.

1114
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 2: What's the popular hook sorry? What's the popular nickname for

1115
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 2: London's underground subway system. The Hawaiian dish made of raw fish,

1116
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 2: typically tuna, that's going to keeps marinated is called what Okay?

1117
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 2: All right, that's it. It's all the time we have.

1118
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to the scoreboard to see how you

1119
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 2: bol did with jose.

1120
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,879
Speaker 5: I hate it when you say that, Jessica, you got

1121
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 5: four correct today.

1122
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 3: Good job fire Jessica playing the beast.

1123
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:41,439
Speaker 5: Fire Brooks a fire breathing dragon, and Jessica got four

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Speaker 5: brook Only.

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Speaker 6: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: You're my daughter's gonna love it. Yes, has finally been completed. Yeah, congratulation.

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Speaker 3: That laughed feels like you're really rub my face.

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Speaker 2: No, that's Mom's supporting. Let's go for the answers for

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Speaker 2: everybody on this day. In two thousand and three, Arnold

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Speaker 2: Schwarzenegger was Alexi governor of the state of California. The

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Speaker 2: mascot bear famous for promoting fabric softeners. It's not snuggy,

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Speaker 2: it's snuggle Snugle the bear. The Disney movie with the

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Speaker 2: song I'll Make a Man out of You would be

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Speaker 2: the movie moulan Oh. Remember the popular nickname for London's

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Speaker 2: underground subway system is the Tube. The Hawaiian dish made

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Speaker 2: of raw fish that's cutting to cubes marinated, that's poke

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Speaker 2: Brooke didn't make it this far because she was too

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Speaker 2: busy being a supportive mom. What fictional folk hero has

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Speaker 2: a big blue ox named babe?

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Speaker 4: That would be.

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Speaker 2: But it didn't go quick. Jessica, congratulations, you beat Brooks. Wow,

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Speaker 2: you get one hundred dollars plus just for playing. You win

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Speaker 2: a pair of tickets to see K pop supergroup seventeen

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Speaker 2: perform at That's a Coma Dome on Saturday, October eleventh.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, the cool things, Jessica, Brodikin still set a

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Speaker 3: good example for your kids even though you lost.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 3: Wow, very.

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Speaker 4: But I like it.

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Speaker 2: Jessica, well done.

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Speaker 6: I love you guys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to.

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Speaker 2: Come back and play again soon. We're gonna do wind

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Speaker 2: Brooks Bucks the same time

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Speaker 8: Tomorrow, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.