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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to another episode of The Mess Around with

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah and Lemoarne. Glad you could be here. Uh so,

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<v Speaker 1>uh Hannah. Yeah, last episode we were talking a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about because this is probably a second episode in

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<v Speaker 1>a row. Well, this is the second episode in a

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<v Speaker 1>row where you're not rocking merch. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know. Well I'm waiting now for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's your turn.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any more.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? You get here. This is

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<v Speaker 2>what I really think happens with your merch, okay, with

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<v Speaker 2>your mess Around merch, is that you give it to people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you what. I do it all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends of my new visit I have friends because I've

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<v Speaker 2>tried all a ton around the world. And then people

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<v Speaker 2>come and visit me and then they're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>like you still do the podcast, Like yeah, I love

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<v Speaker 2>it so much. And then I'm like, here's you want

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<v Speaker 2>to swatter?

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, yes, well no, here's the thing you have,

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<v Speaker 1>like a surplus of it you have like you have

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<v Speaker 1>some at your house in Bulk. I don't have that

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<v Speaker 1>same I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have a few pieces, Yeah I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I only get what you gave me. You literally gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a shirt, a hoodie, a hat.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you want more?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I wear but the hat, I wore it out

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<v Speaker 1>so much that it's filthy, so I can't keep wearing it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's white.

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<v Speaker 2>Your hat's white.

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<v Speaker 1>The hat that I have have a white one. Whoa Hannah,

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<v Speaker 1>Slow down, Slow down. It's the same as the black

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<v Speaker 1>ones and the brown ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know that we made white hats, y'all. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm gonna do. This is what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do for you. I'm going to text your assistant

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<v Speaker 2>and tell her to go to your wallet and get

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<v Speaker 2>your credit card, and you're gonna buy a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>merch that you are then gonna wear on this show

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<v Speaker 2>so that we can show our fans how hard we

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<v Speaker 2>have worked at making some sigass merch for them, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they can see it on your Emmy Award winning

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<v Speaker 2>body period today.

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<v Speaker 1>The episode is called Teachers Teachers.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, Kim Rosensak, who co created Dying for

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<v Speaker 2>Sex with Liz Merriweather, which is like a huge show

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<v Speaker 2>that everybody's freaking out about, and this is Kim's episode

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<v Speaker 2>right here, Yeah, trentle Donald directed, Who's like the king

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<v Speaker 2>of TV right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I love Trent. Trent is the man. We love TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know that like everything he touches God like

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<v Speaker 2>to gold DMV, got picked up, Ghost, got two more

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<v Speaker 2>seasons picked up like literally everything that he has touched

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<v Speaker 2>his now continued like keeps getting made. Yeah, Donald man.

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<v Speaker 1>Trenttle' donald is that dope. He's that dope, Jess. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this episode, Jess and Coach. They head to a teacher's conference,

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<v Speaker 1>where Coach has to face his fear of teaching health

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<v Speaker 1>class and Jess is doing everything she can to avoid

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan aka Ryan goes in you But damn that boy dreaming.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so dreaming. But anyway, Meanwhile, back at the Loft,

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<v Speaker 1>Guy's night takes a very very weird turn. Nick ends

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<v Speaker 1>up teaching Schmidt how to do laundry Winston. He helps

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<v Speaker 1>Winston figure out how to use a ruler, which is

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<v Speaker 1>so silly, and has to admit he has never learned

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<v Speaker 1>how to love.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be right back, and we're right back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're right back, right back, right back, right back. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Coach is letting the boys know that that he

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<v Speaker 1>let Jess know that he doesn't want to teach health, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not for him. He just wants to skip the conference.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to hang out with the boys for guys night.

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<v Speaker 1>It's guys night, which is pretty much just celebrating one justly.

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<v Speaker 2>Which, by the way, is actually the right description of

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<v Speaker 2>how guys nights or girls' nights usually happen, which is

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<v Speaker 2>like your partner is going on a trip somewhere, right.

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<v Speaker 2>You never just go like you're in a relationship and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, it's guys night. It's like, well, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm here so right, So it's perfect. They're very

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<v Speaker 2>excited and he wants to stay for a guys night,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's got a job. Also, like the disrespect for

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<v Speaker 2>these people on their jobs. You got a job, you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta go to the conference.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you think this is? First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>if I were a teacher, If I were a teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to say I would hate to go to

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<v Speaker 1>well hate well, I would hate to go to these conferences.

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<v Speaker 1>I like things like that because there is the there

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<v Speaker 1>is the the allure that maybe there will be some

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<v Speaker 1>hooking up going on. But like what if you're like

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<v Speaker 1>not attracted to any of the staff. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I like how you're like, I'd be only interested to

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<v Speaker 2>go to my work conference if it was full of

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<v Speaker 2>attractive people who will be willing to sleep with me.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't got to sleep, you know, you got to

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't got to stick around.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you knew that Lisa Bonett was gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd stick around.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Oh, Lisa, Lisa Bonet. I just would like to say,

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<v Speaker 2>this is like what she did for men of a

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<v Speaker 2>certain generation, Like the level of awakening and crushes and

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<v Speaker 2>like belief of like a real love that they could

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<v Speaker 2>have from her, is like what Johnny Depp did for

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<v Speaker 2>a certain like at a certain timeframe, for women of

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<v Speaker 2>a certain generation. Like yeah, obviously it's problem that problematic

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<v Speaker 2>now for Johnny, But I'm just saying, like Lisa Bonett,

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<v Speaker 2>I would talk to men about Lisaboney and the way

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<v Speaker 2>their eyes would light up and they'd be transported back

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<v Speaker 2>to being like thirteen years old or something, and they

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<v Speaker 2>were just like, she's the most beautiful woman that's ever lived.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know. I was in love with her for.

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<v Speaker 1>So long, you know what's so crazy? I feel the

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<v Speaker 1>same with I was much younger obviously, but I still

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<v Speaker 1>feel the exact same way, and and to a certain

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<v Speaker 1>degree still do. She is fantastic. I remember, did I

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<v Speaker 1>ever tell you this? I think I may have said

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<v Speaker 1>it on this podcast before. H No, not the sandwich,

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<v Speaker 1>but I could. But that's a that's a big that's

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<v Speaker 1>a big one. It wasn't the sandwich. It was when

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<v Speaker 1>she was in the hair makeup trailer for our show

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw her and I was and she was

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<v Speaker 1>super nice and everybody's getting their hair makeup done and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh hey, she was like, such a

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure to meet you. I was like, oh you as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know why I said this, but it

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<v Speaker 1>came out. I said it, and it's because I've had

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<v Speaker 1>a real crush on her daughter for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Oh, I'm a huge I was like. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I was like, such a pleasure to meet you,

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<v Speaker 1>just a pleasurement. I was like, I love your daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's great. And she goes like this, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like chill br that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, Okay, you know what she can do.

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<v Speaker 2>She could probably sense in your energy when you walked

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<v Speaker 2>in the room. You also once carried a torch for her,

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<v Speaker 2>And it's a very strange thing to be like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You can you could love and idolize and worship the

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<v Speaker 2>mother and then just keep that torch going in the

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<v Speaker 2>flame going for the daughter as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what a what a family. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>what's you know what's crazy is that I was just

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<v Speaker 1>being genuine in that moment, but also didn't think it through. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>just just let that sink it for a second. If

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<v Speaker 1>some dude walks up to me in the future, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say Lily becomes like an actor or a musician or

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<v Speaker 1>someone of a public notoriety, and I'm you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working with some younger dude and he's just like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I love your daughter. I'm gonna look at him differently

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<v Speaker 1>for sure and be like, fuck you mean bro, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not saying I'm in love with your daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I just you know, I I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if I could take that back, I would, but I did.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>I said it, and it ended up working out because

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<v Speaker 2>you cross paths with both of them. Had a fine time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was at the Gold party. Jay Z had

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<v Speaker 1>a gold jay Z and Beyonce had a gold party

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<v Speaker 1>a while ago after the Oscars, and I got invited

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<v Speaker 1>to it and I and I'm there and at one

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<v Speaker 1>point they're dancing with each other and as I I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>they're kind of like in this walkway, so I'm walking

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<v Speaker 1>past trying to get around, but I ended up sliding

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<v Speaker 1>in between them and they start dancing like this on me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like a bit of a sandwich. And I

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<v Speaker 1>panicked and just was like ha and like left. And

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<v Speaker 1>my boy at the time was looking at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, bro, what do you do? Put you to stick around?

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<v Speaker 1>Stick around? Never again ever in the history of life.

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<v Speaker 2>Full circle moment though, for like your young boy soul.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I've lived a crazy life. Even though it's

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<v Speaker 1>little run ends like.

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<v Speaker 2>That, it is weird when you think about it. My

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<v Speaker 2>very good friend Wendy was here this past week and

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<v Speaker 2>we were just talking about all the weird stories in life.

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<v Speaker 2>We've known each other forever, and she was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you think, like if the ten year old you

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<v Speaker 2>could see your life right now? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>would think your full face line like if you told

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<v Speaker 2>any any handful of weird stories would just be like,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you being so cruel? Yeah, yeah, fun, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>this episode, this episode, so yeah, Lisa Bonet is that

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<v Speaker 2>magic man. She's like in a different world. We were

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<v Speaker 2>just like traveler. Now we're just gonna be like they

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<v Speaker 2>went to the teacher's conference and they cried over some

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<v Speaker 2>sad songs. That was the episode. This is the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Really just needs coach to go there because she needs

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<v Speaker 2>a buffer because it is not allowed. She's not allowed

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<v Speaker 2>to sit there and to date a fellow teacher. She's

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<v Speaker 2>the boss, she's the vice principal, and she's worked so

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<v Speaker 2>hard to get there. Now she has the ultimate temptation

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<v Speaker 2>of her dream man working there, and she's got to

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<v Speaker 2>keep it profession No. She does that by staying away

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<v Speaker 2>from him and running away from him and becomes close

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<v Speaker 2>right right.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the fact that when she was breaking down

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<v Speaker 1>to him, like how great it's gonna be though, she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be so so great. We're gonna rage, well

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<v Speaker 1>except for like you know, we have a ten pm curfew,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. It's like, so we got

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<v Speaker 1>three hours of rage. It was like two and a

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<v Speaker 1>half because we get thirty minute clean up. We got

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes like.

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<v Speaker 2>Teachers, we got to do the cleanup. We gotta do

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<v Speaker 2>the breakdown, we gotta do lights out, we got to

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<v Speaker 2>do quiet time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we'll be in bed by ten. Sounds like, but yeah, yeah, Jess,

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<v Speaker 1>you know or CEC's actually excited for Jess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, she's like, this is gonna be great, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>go you like you like this guy, It's gotta be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, no, this is a living nightmare. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, it's gonna be fine. I probably won't

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<v Speaker 2>even see him. It's gonna be okay. Cut to of course,

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<v Speaker 2>they have rooms next to each other in Jessice right,

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<v Speaker 2>this is going to be a nightmare. Then we are

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<v Speaker 2>back at the loft where the guys are trying to

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<v Speaker 2>go full bro out crazy with fart naps and meat

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<v Speaker 2>and beer and.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is crazy jousting. Well, a lot of women don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that men do this. We put on pillows, blankets

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<v Speaker 1>and tape it around ourselves and we joust. We you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when I read episodes like this, I go, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's a joke and I know it's like a bit,

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<v Speaker 1>but a lot of women were on the show that

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know what men did in private.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Kim's fantasy of what men do, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>it was beautifully written by a woman, which is basically

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<v Speaker 2>all the ridiculous stereotypes of what men would do. Right, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>then they're just looking at women, yes, right, Then how

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<v Speaker 2>seriously inept they are is revealed, and then that leads

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<v Speaker 2>to a spiral, and then how a lot of girls

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<v Speaker 2>usually have girls nights where it's just a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>crying and working through big emotions and sharing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't buy that. I don't buy that one bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time every time girls have You know what I

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<v Speaker 1>think happens when girls have girls night? What orgies?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the man is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, they just called over so many people

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<v Speaker 1>and they just having an orgy party, and then they go,

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna make it seem like they were crying and reading,

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<v Speaker 1>and it couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's ever happened in the history of

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<v Speaker 2>a girl's night.

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<v Speaker 1>What crying and reading?

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<v Speaker 2>No orgies?

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<v Speaker 1>That's first of all, let's just stop right there. I

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee you we can find at least ten people in

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<v Speaker 1>the comments. I'd be like, yeah, I've done that.

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<v Speaker 2>Never. I think it's never happened in human history. That

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<v Speaker 2>girls were like, we're doing a girls night. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>they're not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah, I got news for you. It has happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, Hannah, you are a married girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I was born married. I've had this mindset for life.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been a wife for life since the day i

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<v Speaker 2>was born.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I'm telling you it has happened. Okay, folks

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<v Speaker 1>in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Commons, Okay, fine, ladies on your girls' nights? Has it

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<v Speaker 2>ever turned into an orgy? Because I will guarantee what

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<v Speaker 2>we just saw a new girl happened on the guys'

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<v Speaker 2>nights has happened. For sure. They thought they were going

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<v Speaker 2>to be all these macho things happening. They got distracted

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<v Speaker 2>by girls. Then they realized they didn't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>do some dumb shit. Then they googled it, and then

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<v Speaker 2>they tried to help each other figure it out, and

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<v Speaker 2>they started to spiral on some weird stuff, and then

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<v Speaker 2>they started to cry and drink too much.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure, it's so crazy that Schmid doesn't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to do laundry. So we get it. Yeah, so we

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<v Speaker 1>get into this because except they were watching these girls

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<v Speaker 1>do yoga. Yes, and then when and then Schmid he

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<v Speaker 1>goes to say hi, but he spills red wine all

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<v Speaker 1>over Jess's comforter, and he's coming up with all these

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<v Speaker 1>reasons why it's bad. But Nick's like, just wash it,

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<v Speaker 1>and he knows he can't do laundry, which is so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so that's we'll just say it, that's stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>People when I went to college who did not know

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<v Speaker 2>how to do laundry, that's wild. They didn't know how

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<v Speaker 2>to do it. Their mom always or dad always did

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<v Speaker 2>it for them. They didn't know how to work the machine.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it was like, you know, like because then

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<v Speaker 2>kids can be annoying, and they were just like like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you messing it up, but he just

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<v Speaker 2>like just and so they were never given that. And

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<v Speaker 2>then they went to university and a lot of guys

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<v Speaker 2>just really didn't do laundry.

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<v Speaker 1>Lily already knows how to do laundry. Lily will see

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<v Speaker 1>me doing laundry. Literally, she'll see me walking past her

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<v Speaker 1>in the laundryroom is down the hall from her room.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll see me walking and then she'll go and then

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<v Speaker 1>she'll be like sitting down. She'll get up and she'll

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<v Speaker 1>go in her closet and grab her dirty clothes hamper

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<v Speaker 1>and drag it out into the hallway. And then and

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<v Speaker 1>then she'll go, can I go first. I'm like, yeah, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So she'll just start taking her clothes, putting in a laundry,

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<v Speaker 1>and I gotta do the rest. I gotta do the

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<v Speaker 1>soap and the buttons and stuff for her. But she

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<v Speaker 1>knows that she knows the process right. Literally.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's a different generation like this, you know, were

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<v Speaker 2>to be like, okay, let's do it together. I'll teach you,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you, you know, like like up on a Greek island,

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<v Speaker 2>those Greek mamas are definitely not letting their little boys

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<v Speaker 2>do laundry, go hunt. I'll do anything you want. No,

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<v Speaker 2>go sit, have a coffee. It's very nice. It's very

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<v Speaker 2>nice to have a Greek mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I love my mom. My mom is

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<v Speaker 1>Belligian basically the same thing. She does the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>for me when I come home, when I go to

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<v Speaker 1>visit her, she's always like, you don't do anything. You're fine, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go, I'll do it. I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just eat more. Can I get more food than you?

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<v Speaker 2>Eat more food? Eat more? Food. Sit. Let me just

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<v Speaker 2>look at you. You're my creation. I would like to

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<v Speaker 2>look at you. I don't wan to see my creation

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<v Speaker 2>doing laundry sit. Yeah, I know those those are the

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<v Speaker 2>good moms. But then you don't know how to do laundry.

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<v Speaker 2>Not knowing how to use a ruler. That's that's a

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<v Speaker 2>real Winston situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you think about it, it's like the wood, the

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<v Speaker 1>lines on the wood. Do you start at the wood?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you start the line? I've always I've always had the.

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<v Speaker 2>School rulers were confusing because they did with the first tick.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, like a tiny bit in Yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like rulers, yeah, so like so then I have

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<v Speaker 1>to like go, I'm measuring my smile that I got

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<v Speaker 1>to inched.

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<v Speaker 2>Over something measuring the smile.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so oh, first of all, him trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>laundry is so funny. Him puting quarters in the self

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<v Speaker 1>dispenser like it's a laundromat. It's so funny. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we get there, we're back at We're back at the

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<v Speaker 1>conference and coach or Jess is asking coach to be

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<v Speaker 1>her buffer. Now the speaker, Brenda Brown aka Lisa Boney,

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<v Speaker 1>she's asking coach to stand up because he's talking a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>and she asked him why he wants to be a teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>and wait, can.

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<v Speaker 2>I just say the funniest part of that is that

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<v Speaker 2>he was talking too just to tell her to like

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<v Speaker 2>handle herself. But then and he's like, she's like, you

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<v Speaker 2>the talker, m h. And then he was like other

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<v Speaker 2>people were talking to the little kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Response it is and it's a perfect response because they were.

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<v Speaker 2>They weren't. Actually that's true. I love that they like

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<v Speaker 2>backed him up with the audio. They were just like

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<v Speaker 2>they had the other chat in the background. He got

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<v Speaker 2>called out.

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<v Speaker 1>She tells him that he's not ready to be a teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's not ready to be a teacher, and she

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<v Speaker 1>tells she tells the group, you know, in a very motivational,

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<v Speaker 1>very hippie way, that teaching is an awesome responsibility that

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<v Speaker 1>it really is, and she tells everyone to partner up.

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<v Speaker 1>Now here's the thing. The buffer is gone, coach is gone,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's just I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I also love this thing. It was last episode two

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<v Speaker 2>where he just goes like, yeah, I just don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to do it. Like he realizes I'm

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<v Speaker 2>an adult and if I don't feel comfortable, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>not going to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that should be everyone's motto in life. Nothing will

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<v Speaker 1>get done, sure because nobody actually feels like doing anything

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<v Speaker 1>other than getting a foot rub and eating grapes. Like

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<v Speaker 1>nobody wants them to do anything. You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love a foot rub and to eat some grapes.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why you got married. Go get that hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Flash is what we're doing tonight, all right, Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>then Jess is forced to be partners with Ryan, which

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<v Speaker 2>of course is her ultimate nightmare because it's like an

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<v Speaker 2>intimacy bonding connection workshop that Lisa Bonet is running.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and then yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Go back to the loft and this is where the

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<v Speaker 2>guys really are in a full spiral about laundry and rulers,

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<v Speaker 2>and Jake is like our Nick is like, okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to take this on the like simple fixes for

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<v Speaker 2>you guys. Turns out there, yes, yes, And then we

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<v Speaker 2>have the breakdown between Jess and Ryan. Yeah there for

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<v Speaker 2>every everything that he says is like her.

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<v Speaker 3>Dream mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>He scrap books, he owns the arn. He catches Jess

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<v Speaker 1>as she falls during an exercise in which they break records,

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<v Speaker 1>making teamwork a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the sweetest moment when he catches her and the

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<v Speaker 2>blindfold whatever drops and then Zoe just does a beautiful

0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:11.480
<v Speaker 2>performance thing where she just like catches her breath a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit, and you're just she sunk.

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<v Speaker 1>She sunk. Every time I catch a woman, I get

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<v Speaker 1>that same reaction, you know what I mean, Because women

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<v Speaker 1>be falling from like around.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, falling, just fainting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't know if they're clumsy or narcoleptic. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the two.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I show up with these narcolepsy conferences and women

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<v Speaker 2>are just falling for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, it's crazy, it's crazy. But always catch him. Hey, ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>I will always catch you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us let us go to break and go to break.

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<v Speaker 1>And we are black. Okay. So Jess is freaking out right,

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<v Speaker 1>She's in the hotel room's freaking out and uh call CEC.

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<v Speaker 2>She's so smart, by the way, she wrote a letter

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<v Speaker 2>to herself in the future in case she does kind

0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:16.280
<v Speaker 2>of get pulled in by Ryan goes in you yeah,

0:20:16.359 --> 0:20:20.040
<v Speaker 2>and she knows. She goes into her friend's purse to

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<v Speaker 2>hide the letter. Yes, which is also because you could

0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:25.399
<v Speaker 2>have just like brought the letter with her, right, but

0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:29.879
<v Speaker 2>she needs Jesse Jesse, she needs Ceci, I think, to

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<v Speaker 2>like yell it at her, like she wants to hear

0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:36.240
<v Speaker 2>it with some grit, but Cec is like not on board,

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<v Speaker 2>so she just reads it like dry and straight and

0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:41.960
<v Speaker 2>annoyed because she's just like, this is ridiculous. If you

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<v Speaker 2>like this boy, like just figure this out. But then

0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:49.920
<v Speaker 2>you hear the hysterical letter that she's readen to herself,

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<v Speaker 2>very mean to herself.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no one respects a queen that sleeps with you said.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, pay my face, white man, have me now.

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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, at the are uh coach you know he's drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>He says that he's just teaching health and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the one of the teachers there is little offended by that,

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<v Speaker 1>just like it's a big deal. What's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>your plan? What's going to be your lesson plan? He says.

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<v Speaker 1>He says he's gonna lie and tell them that condoms

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<v Speaker 1>feel good. And I don't know, maybe tell him about

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<v Speaker 1>Magic Johnson, about Kobe Bryant.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I could damon made that up for sure, it was

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<v Speaker 1>not scripted. I can tell you two moments in this

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<v Speaker 1>episode maybe even three that we made up and I

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<v Speaker 1>know fact Damon.

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<v Speaker 2>Made that okay, And the other one was I said

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<v Speaker 2>this last episode we recorded there was I feel like

0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:51.040
<v Speaker 2>you talking about rappers lying. I felt like you made

0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:52.280
<v Speaker 2>that up. I watched it. I was like, that's just

0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:54.720
<v Speaker 2>a little more. We got a pocket.

0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm measuring the bottle, it says nine inches, like

0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:11.600
<v Speaker 1>they just rappers be lying. Oh no, oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Nick is teaching Schmidt is a little bit sergeant.

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<v Speaker 2>Of a teacher. By the way, did you notice this, like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>do it ten times?

0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? He is? Which is? Which is?

0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:21.080
<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess for Nick that's a it's a big moment

0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:25.960
<v Speaker 1>for him. He gets to like do something and be

0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:29.920
<v Speaker 1>in charge and like, actually, you know, help move push

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<v Speaker 1>the needle forward, and the needle in this case happens

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:36.399
<v Speaker 1>to just be doing laundry. But you know he's teaching

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:39.399
<v Speaker 1>Winston at the same time. You know, you start with

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<v Speaker 1>the first line on the ruler, which was the first

0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:44.359
<v Speaker 1>time I knew that as a human being. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a little morning. I've always been giving myself that extra centimeter.

0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:53.800
<v Speaker 1>And so he's like taking the the soap and he

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<v Speaker 1>pours it out, and then finally when Schmidt gets it right,

0:22:56.640 --> 0:22:58.119
<v Speaker 1>he pours out again. He's like, but I got it right.

0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:00.480
<v Speaker 1>He's like, now do it ten times. I know he's

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<v Speaker 1>so so far, I'm imagining what the floor looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just covered in so it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a mess. No one's cleaning that up. And the

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<v Speaker 2>other thing that they mentioned that made me laugh because

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<v Speaker 2>I will just like to say for my level of

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<v Speaker 2>laundry doing, I am I am at second this level.

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<v Speaker 2>Because when he talks about bleach and permanent press and

0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:22.439
<v Speaker 2>he's like, you don't need to worry about that, and

0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, I've never used bleach or I've never

0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:27.119
<v Speaker 2>done the permanent press cycle. I don't even know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I never used bleach. No, so your whites just stay white? Yes,

0:23:33.880 --> 0:23:34.960
<v Speaker 1>oh you're always wearing black.

0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:38.800
<v Speaker 2>True, I don't have the white at I gave that

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<v Speaker 2>one to you for a reason. I would never be

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<v Speaker 2>able to clean it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but bleaches bleaches.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's good for you, but I

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<v Speaker 1>know it definitely. I've been using bleach my whole life.

0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Effect I've accidentally bleached things that shouldn't be shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>been bleeding.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my fear. My fear is to mess up with

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<v Speaker 2>bleach because there's no correcting that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, scared, well, you're super rich. Could just go buy

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<v Speaker 1>a new, you know, set.

0:24:02.480 --> 0:24:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Of just that wasteful life to be like I bleached

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<v Speaker 2>it by your trash.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I don't give a more.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not how I roll it all, no bleach because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to do it, and I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and then that's so stupid.

0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:23.520
<v Speaker 2>You know, you have to say this part. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Which part when he comes he comes back with his sheets.

0:24:28.520 --> 0:24:34.520
<v Speaker 1>He comes back with the sheets. I can't. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>only way he can relax is self pleasure sheets of

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<v Speaker 1>the wash and he runs the cycle and shockingly, he

0:24:42.040 --> 0:24:45.640
<v Speaker 1>just does it smoothly. Wow, he did it by himself.

0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:48.320
<v Speaker 2>He did it. He got of skilled, which is weird

0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:50.679
<v Speaker 2>because I guess he just gets everything like dry cleaned

0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:55.040
<v Speaker 2>and laundered or something, because he is the most like germaphobic,

0:24:55.840 --> 0:24:58.240
<v Speaker 2>like snappy dresser in the loft.

0:24:58.640 --> 0:25:01.720
<v Speaker 1>But even his sheets, even as sheets.

0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:05.880
<v Speaker 2>I guess some people, you know, like living in New York,

0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:07.760
<v Speaker 2>you have to just like walk your laundry down to

0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:09.520
<v Speaker 2>the laundry bat or you could take it to the

0:25:09.560 --> 0:25:10.520
<v Speaker 2>dry cleaners.

0:25:10.920 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Remember Thanksgiving episode? Yeah, didn't Schmid put a turkey?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a dryer?

0:25:17.800 --> 0:25:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? He knew how to use the dryer just fine.

0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of weird things about Schmid not knowing

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:25.320
<v Speaker 2>actually how to do laundry that it feels strange. I

0:25:25.320 --> 0:25:26.760
<v Speaker 2>feel like there's been a lot. I feel like the

0:25:26.760 --> 0:25:28.199
<v Speaker 2>fans are going to really help us out on this

0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:31.000
<v Speaker 2>because I feel like there's been quite a few episodes

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:34.560
<v Speaker 2>where they talk about laundry and clothes in the dryer

0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:36.760
<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that, So I feel like fans help

0:25:36.840 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 2>us out. Does this match up with all of the

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:44.160
<v Speaker 2>other Schmitty moments in this show? Because it feels weird? Yeah,

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:48.119
<v Speaker 2>it feels weird. We are back at the conference. Ryan

0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:50.040
<v Speaker 2>tells Jess she's been avoiding it for weeks of school

0:25:50.680 --> 0:25:53.040
<v Speaker 2>and he was hoping to use this conference as like

0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:56.439
<v Speaker 2>a way to get to know each other, which, of

0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:58.440
<v Speaker 2>course she's like, oh my god. Then they all of

0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:00.879
<v Speaker 2>a sudden, there's like a scream because Coach is on

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<v Speaker 2>top of the lifeguard check drunk and about to like

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<v Speaker 2>backflip into the pool or something insane.

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:08.840
<v Speaker 1>He's about to do something.

0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:10.600
<v Speaker 2>He is about to do something.

0:26:11.119 --> 0:26:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he's given this whole speech and then we

0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:17.800
<v Speaker 1>cut to Schmidt, so he feels like a new man.

0:26:18.400 --> 0:26:20.679
<v Speaker 1>Winston is trying to measure the width of his smile,

0:26:21.160 --> 0:26:23.440
<v Speaker 1>and at the very end Nick Nick is still trying

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 1>to get the group to go out and drink. He

0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:28.480
<v Speaker 1>wants to go to a bar crawl and he's like, okay, cool, Yeah,

0:26:28.600 --> 0:26:30.679
<v Speaker 1>you know we're all admitting okay, cool. You know I

0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 1>can't never, I can't say February. You know, I can't

0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 1>say the alphabet without singing. And I never knew how

0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:39.639
<v Speaker 1>to love. All right, let's go. And then the guys

0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 1>are like, whoa what, that's heavy, dude, Let's talk about it.

0:26:43.920 --> 0:26:46.359
<v Speaker 1>And then he goes, what are we gonna do? Just

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:50.520
<v Speaker 1>sit around all night, drink wine, talk about love, And

0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:51.879
<v Speaker 1>that's exactly what they do.

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I built one of those tents before.

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<v Speaker 1>As a grown up or as a kid.

0:26:56.400 --> 0:27:01.639
<v Speaker 2>As a grown up. Oh boy, I've built one of

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:03.800
<v Speaker 2>those tents before. It was like a really romantic date,

0:27:04.080 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 2>built like a little tent and put like the movie

0:27:06.000 --> 0:27:08.200
<v Speaker 2>in there and snacks and it was like, yeah, it

0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 2>was like being a little kid. It was really fun.

0:27:10.880 --> 0:27:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's nice. So you do it outside orde inside.

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:17.679
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about doing like a you know, doing

0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 1>like a tent situation and going camping with Lily, but

0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:21.240
<v Speaker 1>in the backyard.

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do that. That's so fun. That's super sweet. Because

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 2>then after like three hours of it, when she's like, okay,

0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I like my bed. Now you're like, great, we go inside.

0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:33.159
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna go inside and in the morning where she

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:34.760
<v Speaker 2>wants to go out there and play her tent, it's there.

0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:37.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, clean all the little dirty bugs off of you,

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:38.119
<v Speaker 1>and then we'll get to go.

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 2>That's right.

0:27:39.320 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy.

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:42.720
<v Speaker 2>And they're singing, oh I don't know what.

0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Love is, which is a great song, which is a

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 1>song that I definitely know all the words too. Uh.

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Now Jess is now back at back at the ranch.

0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:58.119
<v Speaker 1>Jess is trying to save the day. I guess. She

0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:00.840
<v Speaker 1>goes up on the roof and she's talking to coach.

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 1>He's like, what is going on? You know, he's letting

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:06.119
<v Speaker 1>the folks know, like, I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm not

0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:08.960
<v Speaker 1>to do a backflip right into the pool. And that's

0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:13.800
<v Speaker 1>when mister hero, mister goes in you he pops up,

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:16.320
<v Speaker 1>he pops up on the roof as well, you know,

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 1>and he's, you know, he's like he's breaking it down

0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:21.719
<v Speaker 1>for coach, like, hey man, I get it, I get it.

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:24.919
<v Speaker 1>Teaching it scary. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. This is my

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:28.600
<v Speaker 1>first time. I'm scared too, you know. But he recognizes

0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:33.119
<v Speaker 1>how important that job is. And you know, Jess, you know,

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 1>she says that coach is like, She's like, dude, who's

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 1>better to tell kids about lamydia than you? Yeah? He's like, yeah,

0:28:39.640 --> 0:28:41.720
<v Speaker 1>that is mate, I sound like something I could be

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:45.160
<v Speaker 1>good at. And then as he's saying that, he just

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 1>goes flying into the pool. He falls into the pool,

0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>which could have ended poorly because I've seen these videos.

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:53.200
<v Speaker 1>If people like fall, they're they're they're they're trying to

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:55.480
<v Speaker 1>commit to jumping off the roof into a pool, and

0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:59.840
<v Speaker 1>then they halfway commit, and by halfway committing, they like

0:29:00.160 --> 0:29:00.960
<v Speaker 1>just kind of fall.

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 2>It's so scary and so risky. So many people have

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 2>been seriously hurt.

0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:06.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people probably died doing this.

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for sure. I was watching and I was like,

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:12.800
<v Speaker 2>this feels very scary for real. That was, for sure

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 2>a very talented sutman who did that sunt dude, I

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:18.480
<v Speaker 2>tried that at home, and.

0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I love that. Ryan jumps in and he does it

0:29:20.680 --> 0:29:22.960
<v Speaker 1>like like with the most perfect.

0:29:22.680 --> 0:29:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Dives, Olympic level diving, Like, please don't do something heroic,

0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Please don't do something heroic. And he does, and he

0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:33.240
<v Speaker 2>saves him like a baby and carries him out of

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:36.720
<v Speaker 2>the water. Oh my god, Oh my god.

0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Right there, that's definitely something Glenn Powell would do. So

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:44.440
<v Speaker 1>now we're back at the Loft and the Poison. Now

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 1>they swish songs. Now they're singing Lano Richie. Hello, anyway, Nick,

0:29:58.120 --> 0:30:01.240
<v Speaker 1>you know what that video is crazy? I just somebody

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 1>posted a video. Somebody posted how how troublesome that video

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:10.000
<v Speaker 1>actually was video? He's stalking a blind girl in school?

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 1>M hm, And Lionel Richie was in somebody's high school.

0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a lot of girl.

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Like just popping up behind them by her locker Like,

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:22.320
<v Speaker 1>but what how First of all, you teach your age.

0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 1>At least he had teacher teacher age face. You know,

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:27.479
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how old he was back in the day,

0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:30.000
<v Speaker 1>but he had that mustache that said, I am somebody

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:32.360
<v Speaker 1>in slacks.

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Slacks. It's all very strange. Lionel, you want to talk

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 2>about it.

0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Come on the pod, Linel. His first name is my

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 1>middle name, and I don't know how I feel about that.

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Is your middle name of Lionel?

0:30:42.160 --> 0:30:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Yes it is.

0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 2>It's a cute middle name than that that all men

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 2>want to hear. Middle name is cute.

0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>It's a very cute and average middle name.

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Lilight all right. Then leads on a whole spiral. Nick

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:02.000
<v Speaker 2>questions where he can't find anyone. Winston tells him you

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:07.120
<v Speaker 2>don't find diamonds underground, that Nick needs to value himself,

0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 2>and then Whinston starts opening up.

0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:13.320
<v Speaker 1>That's right. You know, he's worried about being a cop,

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:17.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, like if he sees something really bad, you know,

0:31:17.880 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 1>and then he's it going to change him. You know.

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of stuff.

0:31:20.840 --> 0:31:23.320
<v Speaker 2>That's emotion sharing. They're in the same gria.

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Guess what, yeah, man, And then just like women, they

0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:28.240
<v Speaker 1>turn it into an orgy.

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 2>No, I can't wait to just read the level of

0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 2>like ferocity. The women are going to come to defend

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 2>the truth.

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:43.920
<v Speaker 1>They're not going to women aren't going to just admit that.

0:31:43.920 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 1>That's how freaky they get at times. I'm not saying

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:47.760
<v Speaker 1>they always do it.

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 2>It's not a girls' night.

0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:52.800
<v Speaker 1>It's called lying. It's saying, hey, we're having a girl's night,

0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:54.600
<v Speaker 1>but in fact you're bringing over the troops.

0:31:55.040 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>No, this is you, like way back when you're a

0:31:57.680 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 2>teenager reading some like weird tumblr fan fiction of something,

0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:03.120
<v Speaker 2>and then you just being like this has got to

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 2>be true, and it's just stayed in like this weird

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:08.480
<v Speaker 2>part of your brain that has made like that that

0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:11.600
<v Speaker 2>fiction fact and it's just not Anna.

0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, we get off this call. I got news for you.

0:32:15.320 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 1>I got news for you. I'm not gonna let the

0:32:18.360 --> 0:32:20.200
<v Speaker 1>fans know about it, but it happens.

0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Don't sell me any videos, please, I got all the

0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:31.320
<v Speaker 2>videos links website that shows you all the videos. No,

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:33.920
<v Speaker 2>thank you. I don't need to see a male produced

0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 2>bizarro fantasy to just the real women do not doing

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:39.160
<v Speaker 2>their real life.

0:32:39.520 --> 0:32:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm trying to tell you, but you don't want

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>to listen. You don't want to listen.

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh this moment, Ryan and Ess are drinking mini bar

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 2>bottles and they're bonding and it's so sweet and wonderful.

0:32:51.560 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 4>Coaches asleep and so they have this perfect moment apologizes

0:32:56.560 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 4>and that Ryan tells like basically the nail on the coffin,

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.480
<v Speaker 4>you know, of like just winning this woman's heart.

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Which is that he taught his sister, who was crippling dyslexia,

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 2>how to read.

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, she can't handle it.

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:16.800
<v Speaker 2>She can't handle it. It's like kryptonite. So she comes clean.

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:18.760
<v Speaker 2>She says, I have a big, stupid crush on you,

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:23.560
<v Speaker 2>and just as those words come out of her mouth, coach, coach.

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Coach, he needs he needs a puke bucket.

0:33:26.000 --> 0:33:29.880
<v Speaker 2>He needs a puke bucket. He's crying. He's a mess,

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:32.560
<v Speaker 2>and she says, I'll take care of it. And she

0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 2>kicks Ryan out of the room and she's just she's

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:38.560
<v Speaker 2>now crying and Coach is also crying.

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 1>It's a mess. It's a big mess. It's a big mess.

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Now the next day, you know, just ask Ryan if

0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:47.400
<v Speaker 1>he could just kind of strike that from the record,

0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:49.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, all that stuff she said the night before,

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:54.600
<v Speaker 1>just just forget about it. And Ryan's he's curious. Well,

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Ryan asked if she's curious to know how he actually

0:33:57.240 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 1>feels about her. And then he tell just what does speech?

0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 1>What am at work? I can't stop focusing on you

0:34:07.840 --> 0:34:08.680
<v Speaker 1>because you my love.

0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:09.359
<v Speaker 2>I love you.

0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving with you.

0:34:12.200 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Then and then you're so good at accents. That was

0:34:16.080 --> 0:34:16.839
<v Speaker 2>a wild one.

0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:20.640
<v Speaker 1>That was pretty that was pretty good. It's good that

0:34:20.800 --> 0:34:21.480
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Jess's all right, it's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So then they just just, first of all problematic, just

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<v Speaker 1>just grabs him and kiss him. You don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't just put your mouth on somebody's mouths.

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<v Speaker 2>He just said, like all he does is like think

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<v Speaker 2>about her and wants to be with her. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like that was a pretty clear green light.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, nope, nope, it's twenty twenty five. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>you got to paperwork. You gotta get you gotta sign

0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:45.840
<v Speaker 1>that agreement.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, straight, all the romance out of it. First consent, queen,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>So yes, they have a little smooch.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm what Coach interrupts, Yeah, of course, of course

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<v Speaker 1>he does, and uh yeah, and then they go off

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<v Speaker 1>into their own separate ways.

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<v Speaker 2>They go the separate ways, he says. See. After Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 2>Jess and Coach returned to the loft, and she wonders

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<v Speaker 2>why it smells like Xangria. Coach lets the boys know

0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>that Jess had that moment with Ryan. She goes into

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<v Speaker 2>her bedroom lays there is like what now because he

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 2>technically works for her, She's in a little spiral. She

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<v Speaker 2>goes to cover her head with the blanket that Schmidt

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<v Speaker 2>shrunk in the dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's shrunk it in the dryer, so maybe he can't

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:39.520
<v Speaker 1>use he can use the washing machine, maybe he can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Use the dryer totally for turkeys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll be right back, and we are back, very

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<v Speaker 1>very funny episode. There give us.

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<v Speaker 2>We're only going to do one mess around question.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one mess around one.

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<v Speaker 2>Because let me tell you what question two is, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing it. Question two is, with your respect

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<v Speaker 2>to friends, what do your guys and girls and nights

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<v Speaker 2>look like? We're not doing it. We've talked too much

0:36:09.800 --> 0:36:11.759
<v Speaker 2>about what girls and guys knights look like or what

0:36:11.840 --> 0:36:14.160
<v Speaker 2>they don't look like. We're putting that one on ice.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're just gonna do the first question, which is

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<v Speaker 2>is there something silly or very easy to do? I

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<v Speaker 2>guess for most people that you don't know how.

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 1>To do something silly or very easy that you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to do. There's probably a lot of things

0:36:28.200 --> 0:36:33.319
<v Speaker 1>that I don't know how to do. Actually, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to do my taxes, obviously, but myself when

0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I was first first working, like no, like I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>take it to like a place like an H and

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<v Speaker 1>R Block.

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<v Speaker 2>Or something I did. I was like, the queen of

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<v Speaker 2>H and R Block was like, hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if we learned how to do our taxes in

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:48.759
<v Speaker 1>high school, like they had a class. Yeah, so they

0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 1>taught us how to do them. So I remember like

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:54.239
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years doing my own taxes. And then

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<v Speaker 1>when I discovered like the power of like H and

0:36:56.560 --> 0:36:59.200
<v Speaker 1>R Block and stuff like that, I was like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me do it.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, H and R Block, you should, you

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 2>should sponsor us. We're doing a lot of we're letting

0:37:04.320 --> 0:37:05.040
<v Speaker 2>you know right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you know. But now you know, I have a

0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:11.239
<v Speaker 1>friend who's an accountant, and then I you know, we

0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:13.800
<v Speaker 1>have business managers and stuff like that. That. But because

0:37:13.840 --> 0:37:16.400
<v Speaker 1>I know how to do it, I still monitor everything sure,

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:19.279
<v Speaker 1>and you know, just kind of checks and balances and

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<v Speaker 1>making sure everything's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So what's something silly you don't know how to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to do. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to love what.

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<v Speaker 3>I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get this, Angria. I'll tell you my weird one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that weird, I guess, but I wish I

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<v Speaker 2>knew how to sew.

0:37:38.800 --> 0:37:40.799
<v Speaker 1>That's not weird or silly. That's I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to sew.

0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:42.880
<v Speaker 2>But most people do know how to do a stitch

0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:44.920
<v Speaker 2>or thread the thing and do the way I can't

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say most people. I would say most older

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:50.279
<v Speaker 1>people who had to do it. You don't have to

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:51.360
<v Speaker 1>do it now, So it's like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know, I feel like it's handy. There's so many

0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 2>times where I wish I could have like sewn up,

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:57.480
<v Speaker 2>like I've like ripped the part of a dress or

0:37:57.520 --> 0:37:59.560
<v Speaker 2>done something, and to go and to pay someone to

0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:01.480
<v Speaker 2>do it ever, seems so silly. If I just knew

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<v Speaker 2>how to use like like just a sewing machine, I

0:38:04.560 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 2>feel it could be great.

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:08.359
<v Speaker 1>I think I don't know. For me, I think it's

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 1>probably like coding.

0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:13.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's a looking silly or easy. That's not

0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:18.280
<v Speaker 2>like ruler level or like laundry level, Like you inventing

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:20.479
<v Speaker 2>the new app to make you a billionaire is not.

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh how about this? How about this? I don't know

0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:25.560
<v Speaker 1>how to I don't know how to play chess. Okay,

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know how to play poker,

0:38:28.280 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know how to gamble, meaning like people

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 1>bet on games and these all these things with parlays

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 1>and spreads, and I don't know what any of that

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:39.920
<v Speaker 1>stuff means me either. Yeah, so that's something that people

0:38:39.960 --> 0:38:42.640
<v Speaker 1>do often. I just don't know how to do it.

0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Chess is one of those things that I feel like

0:38:44.440 --> 0:38:47.319
<v Speaker 1>everybody knows how to do except for me. I never

0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:49.759
<v Speaker 1>I was never taught when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how to sew.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So next time I see you, you can teach chess.

0:38:58.080 --> 0:39:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Play chess. Yeah, and you can help me sew a stitch.

0:39:03.320 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 1>That that that that works.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be involved, and then we'll talk about learning to love.

0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Lam We got to learn how to love y'all.

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Lamourne Lionel. I'll be there for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell well, folks, thank you for tuning in. That was

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:24.640
<v Speaker 1>a great show, a great episode. We've got so we've

0:39:24.640 --> 0:39:27.360
<v Speaker 1>got some We've got some action items here. One. Hannah

0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:29.000
<v Speaker 1>has to teach me how to play chess. I have

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:30.960
<v Speaker 1>to teach charge so and you all have to tell

0:39:31.040 --> 0:39:33.719
<v Speaker 1>us all about your your girl's night.

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<v Speaker 2>Orgies, ladies, please educate this man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. I know it doesn't happen majority of the time,

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:42.279
<v Speaker 1>But I'm saying is that it does happen. You said

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<v Speaker 1>it's never happened.

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<v Speaker 2>It's never happened in human history that women are like,

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:50.319
<v Speaker 2>we finally are alone. We're gonna have a girl's night.

0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's invite in a bunch of men.

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<v Speaker 1>Never, yep, it's called for that purpose. Never it's called back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called bachelorette parties.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a girl's night. That's friend girls.

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<v Speaker 1>That's definitely a girl's name girls night. That's definitely a

0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:06.759
<v Speaker 1>girl's night. Is the bachelorette party?

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<v Speaker 2>No, please help me. The next loft meeting is going

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:13.400
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