1
00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,160
Speaker 1: These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's

2
00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,200
Speaker 1: like running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.

3
00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,720
Speaker 1: Speaking of Kiki, it's your blogy.

4
00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,760
Speaker 2: All right, dear blog.

5
00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if this has been happening to anyone else,

6
00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:15,280
Speaker 3: but I keep getting calls from like these numbers, and

7
00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,160
Speaker 3: they pop up, and it's always like New York, LA,

8
00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:22,919
Speaker 3: Houston's big cities, right, And so every time I see

9
00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,560
Speaker 3: a number pop up, I'm like, this is it? You

10
00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,960
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like, this is Oprah, She's she's

11
00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,880
Speaker 3: coming to get me. You know what?

12
00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,239
Speaker 2: This is Chris Jenner. It's my time always. Why are

13
00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,240
Speaker 2: you so thirsty to get the hell out of there? Yeah,

14
00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:36,720
Speaker 2: I'm not something we Saturday did. No, I'm gonna take

15
00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,479
Speaker 2: you out with me. It's like an expansion, you know

16
00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,159
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Oh, we just signed on, not North Dakota.

17
00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:42,479
Speaker 2: Why would you ever want to leave this?

18
00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:42,839
Speaker 3: Now?

19
00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,080
Speaker 2: Come on? This is we are on a rocket ship

20
00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,600
Speaker 2: to the moon. Listen, I'm not leaving anything.

21
00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,519
Speaker 3: I don't give checks back, Okay, I just want to

22
00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,560
Speaker 3: add more checks.

23
00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,160
Speaker 1: So in my mind that is profound. I'm starting to

24
00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,360
Speaker 1: rupt you again. But I don't give checks back, Yes.

25
00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,480
Speaker 2: We don't do that. You gotta take my check. I'm

26
00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,000
Speaker 2: not giving it.

27
00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,080
Speaker 3: But it's every time I see these numbers pop up,

28
00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,880
Speaker 3: I convince myself that this is the moment and I

29
00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,760
Speaker 3: must answer this call.

30
00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:10,559
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?

31
00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,440
Speaker 3: If Yah went never so yes, not yesterday, but the

32
00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,960
Speaker 3: day before this California number popped up and it said Calabasis.

33
00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,240
Speaker 2: Oh, like this is Chris Jenner.

34
00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:25,040
Speaker 3: That kid is my time? Like, come on, my names

35
00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,160
Speaker 3: start with a K all her other kids names.

36
00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:29,440
Speaker 2: This is time, you know.

37
00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, Kylie made enough money, Kim, you know, and

38
00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,520
Speaker 3: now it's time for her to invest. I don't know this,

39
00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,640
Speaker 3: so I answer the call and it's like I don't

40
00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,240
Speaker 3: even want to do an impersonation, but it was like

41
00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,399
Speaker 3: a little man who didn't speak to every day English,

42
00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,000
Speaker 3: is this makeitha? And I'm like, sir, like why are

43
00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,720
Speaker 3: you playing on my phone? I told you I was

44
00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:53,640
Speaker 3: so mad, And I know as soon as they said Chris,

45
00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, she would never call me that. So it's

46
00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,000
Speaker 3: just it bothers me though, because I get so worked

47
00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,400
Speaker 3: up and I answer these calls, and it seems like

48
00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,840
Speaker 3: the more I answer the calls, the more calls I get,

49
00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:10,800
Speaker 3: so now Houston, in LA, in New York, it's never

50
00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,359
Speaker 3: who I'm looking for. It's never jay Z, Like nobody's

51
00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,000
Speaker 3: ever coming to get me. So yeah, I don't know.

52
00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,280
Speaker 3: Am I the only weirdo that as?

53
00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,080
Speaker 2: I don't get calls.

54
00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,760
Speaker 1: That's the thing is, I don't When I get the

55
00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,080
Speaker 1: random calls, they're never from major metropolitan cities. Is always

56
00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:28,000
Speaker 1: from like Poughkeepsie. And I'm like, Okay, I don't know

57
00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,399
Speaker 1: anybody in Fort Madison, Iowa anymore so unless my great

58
00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:32,960
Speaker 1: grandma is alive and I didn't know it.

59
00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:33,800
Speaker 2: So I don't know.

60
00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,440
Speaker 1: It's but no, I guess what if I saw That's

61
00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,040
Speaker 1: a good one though, If I saw La or New

62
00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,800
Speaker 1: York in this business, I would answer the phone, yeah,

63
00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,840
Speaker 1: because you just never know. But now and you answer

64
00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,280
Speaker 1: the phone, it's like, Hey, we're calling to talk to

65
00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,680
Speaker 1: you about your car's extended warranty.

66
00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,840
Speaker 2: No, this is my big break. No, it's supposed to

67
00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,600
Speaker 2: be Ryan Seacrest calling me. What are you doing? Exactly?

68
00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,120
Speaker 4: She's picturing her e true Hollywood story and they'll go

69
00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,960
Speaker 4: back on the moment and she's describing it.

70
00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,160
Speaker 2: She's like, you know, my phone was faced down. I

71
00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:00,760
Speaker 2: heard it ring.

72
00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,920
Speaker 4: I saw it was Calabasas, and you know in her

73
00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,400
Speaker 4: confessional interview.

74
00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,800
Speaker 3: That's how I picture it all happened. And it's never that.

75
00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,000
Speaker 3: It's never that, So I don't know.

76
00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,799
Speaker 4: I used to fake those interviews in front of a mirror. Oh,

77
00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:17,800
Speaker 4: for my true Hollywood story. You would you forgot about that?

78
00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:21,280
Speaker 2: Nothing less surprising than that from from Kaylen, But you would,

79
00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:21,640
Speaker 2: you would.

80
00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,040
Speaker 1: You would actually act out your own like somebody would.

81
00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,919
Speaker 1: You would give the responses.

82
00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would, And I literally like block that out,

83
00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,360
Speaker 4: I think until I just said that Takiki and I

84
00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,120
Speaker 4: remembered like I sat in a chair and was pretending

85
00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,080
Speaker 4: like I was fully doing interviews.

86
00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:36,640
Speaker 2: Girls.

87
00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,160
Speaker 1: Let's let's roll play right now, Caitlyn, let's role play.

88
00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,960
Speaker 1: So tell me about the moment when when you met

89
00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,160
Speaker 1: with Fred and A and a small bald Jewish man

90
00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,040
Speaker 1: named Jonathan Shapiro at a bar in Chicago for your

91
00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,080
Speaker 1: for your official interview for your big break in UH

92
00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,440
Speaker 1: in syndicated radio.

93
00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,320
Speaker 4: It was very it was very professional, and you know,

94
00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,280
Speaker 4: I was nervous walking in dressed nice. It was a

95
00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:05,720
Speaker 4: bar called Dublin's. I believe it was high stakes in there.

96
00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,720
Speaker 4: There was also a man named Jason Brown. I met

97
00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:12,320
Speaker 4: and we talked about how hot Sam Hunt was and

98
00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:19,359
Speaker 4: then we all got insanely hammered and it changed my life.

99
00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,720
Speaker 2: That was really good. I'm crying.

100
00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,440
Speaker 4: I have one single tear and then and then and

101
00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,960
Speaker 4: then I'll say, and the rest was history, and you know,

102
00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,560
Speaker 4: and then we'll go into a break and it'll it'll start.

103
00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,920
Speaker 2: Wow, that was really good. I can tell you practice.

104
00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,560
Speaker 2: I hate myself so much.

105
00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,960
Speaker 1: You can I hate myself too, but thankfully we have

106
00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,279
Speaker 1: love for each other, so we prop each other up.

107
00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,560
Speaker 2: It's fine. I will say.

108
00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,600
Speaker 1: I did hang up on the on the very first

109
00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,440
Speaker 1: person to ever offer me a radio job.

110
00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,080
Speaker 2: I didn't think it was real. I hung up.

111
00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, name uh, a dude named Alex Valentine.

112
00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,680
Speaker 1: I had a fake I've told the story a thousand times.

113
00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:57,920
Speaker 3: I had.

114
00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,159
Speaker 1: I had a little college radio show, which, again, if

115
00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,880
Speaker 1: you've heard this before, Southern Methodist University in Dallas, they

116
00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,359
Speaker 1: doesn't have there is they don't have a radio station.

117
00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,520
Speaker 1: There's no transmitter, it doesn't broadcast anywhere. You basically are

118
00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,680
Speaker 1: in a room, and if you're in the third stall

119
00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,800
Speaker 1: in the men's bathroom in the student center. You might

120
00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,600
Speaker 1: be able to hear it if you really focus, because

121
00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,800
Speaker 1: that's the only place that it airs. Anyway, long story short,

122
00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,760
Speaker 1: they got wind of this little radio show and they

123
00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,520
Speaker 1: were like, hey, send us a tape of that. And

124
00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,720
Speaker 1: this is Dallas, right, this is market number five. It's

125
00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,239
Speaker 1: a very large media market. I would have no people

126
00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:32,000
Speaker 1: work their whole career to get on the radio in Dallas.

127
00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,880
Speaker 1: I would have no business as somebody who'd never done

128
00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,839
Speaker 1: this being on the radio Dallas. So I made a

129
00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,000
Speaker 1: fake tape. It took me like eight hours to make

130
00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,400
Speaker 1: two minutes of audio that sounded what I thought. It

131
00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,360
Speaker 1: was fire by the time I was done with it

132
00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,880
Speaker 1: and now here they thought it was just a little

133
00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,000
Speaker 1: sampling of what I do. They didn't know that it

134
00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,000
Speaker 1: took me eight hours to fake this thing. And I

135
00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,479
Speaker 1: sent it to them, and a couple days later, my

136
00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,479
Speaker 1: phone rings and it's like, hey, I was Big Fred.

137
00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:57,159
Speaker 2: And they go is this Big Fred?

138
00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,599
Speaker 1: And I go yeah, and they go, hey is Alex

139
00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,680
Speaker 1: Valentine from the radio station. And I thought it was

140
00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,400
Speaker 1: all my fraternity brothers pranking me. So I'm like, all right,

141
00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,080
Speaker 1: you're an a hole. And I hung up on the

142
00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,400
Speaker 1: I called him an a hole, and I hung up

143
00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,120
Speaker 1: on it, and then he calls back and he was like,

144
00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,760
Speaker 1: is this how you treat everybody who's trying to get

145
00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,160
Speaker 1: you to come down here about a job? And I

146
00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,000
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you're serious, and I went down there.

147
00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,960
Speaker 4: That's a great story for your true Hollywood stories.

148
00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,000
Speaker 2: I can see it.

149
00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, until I fell into a deep Pop Rocks addiction,

150
00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:30,719
Speaker 1: and uh I was I had. Yeah, I had a

151
00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,960
Speaker 1: serious Red Bull addiction and it took me down and

152
00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,680
Speaker 1: I almost lost that upportun I'm trying to think of

153
00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,000
Speaker 1: the most ridiculous reason why, because I'm not a I'm

154
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,560
Speaker 1: not a drug guy, so I'm trying to make it up.

155
00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,479
Speaker 1: It would be the most insane reason that I would

156
00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,400
Speaker 1: have almost blown my big break. I don't know. Maybe

157
00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,240
Speaker 1: it's calling the guy an ale. That's probably pretty good, Yeah.

158
00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:45,279
Speaker 4: I think.

159
00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:49,040
Speaker 2: Or you're the first person to ever owe dion weed. Wow.

160
00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was too. I was too scared to

161
00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,760
Speaker 1: do weed in college. I was too scared to do

162
00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:55,840
Speaker 1: I'm such a wis. It's ridiculous.

163
00:06:56,080 --> 00:07:01,280
Speaker 3: Don't drugs You should not, Yeah, right, drugs, don't don't

164
00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:01,760
Speaker 3: do it?

165
00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:06,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had, I had a serious gummy addiction. Said

166
00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:08,680
Speaker 1: they were gummy bears, the horrible kind. You know, It's

167
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,360
Speaker 1: like I just I couldn't stop eating them so much.

168
00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,920
Speaker 1: I wasn't able to go to work and do my thing.

169
00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

170
00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,920
Speaker 1: No, what would be your true Hollywood story, Kiki? Would

171
00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,160
Speaker 1: you tell the story about your upbringing and your and

172
00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,800
Speaker 1: you're being raised by your big sister or what would

173
00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,360
Speaker 1: be your angle?

174
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? All of that.

175
00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,760
Speaker 3: But then, like my dream is for my tell all book,

176
00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,560
Speaker 3: I don't really care about the eacher. Yeah, I can't

177
00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,640
Speaker 3: wait to tell the tell all book is gonna go ba,

178
00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,680
Speaker 3: It's going to break the internet.

179
00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,280
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

180
00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,160
Speaker 1: By the way, when you write that book, be sure

181
00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,040
Speaker 1: and remember who didn't want you to have the three

182
00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,200
Speaker 1: thousand dollars if you win.

183
00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:42,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jason, there's a chapter for us all. I'm

184
00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,080
Speaker 2: sure I heard that.

185
00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,720
Speaker 1: And by the way, in the book, by the way,

186
00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:54,120
Speaker 1: Jason's gay people will be shocked when they learned that

187
00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,440
Speaker 1: waiting by the phone, why did somebody get ghosted? You?

188
00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,520
Speaker 2: And next after Sabrina Carpenter in too