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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred d u away.

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Speaker 1: It's phone Tap time yea, or for all our Italian

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Speaker 1: listeners is phone Dad Italians. And today we're pranking a

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Speaker 1: guy who's in his last week working for a restaurant

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Speaker 1: that he's been at for the past seven years. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: I've been there. So as a parting gift, his co

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Speaker 1: workers wanted me to call and make him as uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: as possible while he's trying to write down a dinner reservation.

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Speaker 1: So this one goes out to John. You're gonna hear

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Speaker 1: it in your brand new phone tap right now. It's

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Speaker 1: another Mornings on the twenties to me, I'm moving Night

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Speaker 1: restaurant and Lounge. This is John. How can I help you? Hey, John,

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Speaker 1: I was hoping I can make a reservation for tonight.

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Speaker 1: Let me take a look at the book. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: time are you thinking? I was thinking around seven forty five,

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Speaker 1: seven forty five. Yeah, we can do that. Awesome. What

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Speaker 1: name was under you could put it under Anderson's Anderson?

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Speaker 1: Is that going to be A plus one two three?

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Speaker 1: It's Anderson plus one Vanderson Anderson, Anderson Anderson Vanderson Anderson

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Speaker 1: with Anderson Anderson Vanderson with a V and then anders

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Speaker 1: Anderson Vanderson Anderson. That's correct, Vanderson Anderson. It was my

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Speaker 1: great great great great grandfather's name. He was a Spanish Viking. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Vanderson Anderson. Yeah, we got you down for seven forty

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Speaker 1: five U plus one and is there anything else? Actually, yes,

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Speaker 1: if there's any way that you yea god, hey man,

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Speaker 1: you okay, yeah, I'm sorry about that. Okay. What I'm okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: what I was trying to say is, uh, it's my

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Speaker 1: wife and ice fifth year anniversary. Heay, congratulations, but it's

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Speaker 1: kind of like something made you scream. I did scream. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm just getting my body waxed as a gift for

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Speaker 1: my wife for tonight. Um like right now, oh sun, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I thought you said it was gonna be easier. Hey,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Okay, No, I'm sorry, I'm fine. It's

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Speaker 1: just you know, the missus likes it smooth like a pancake,

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Speaker 1: you know. So I'm gonna do what you gotta do.

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Speaker 1: I know this is not about business, but I have

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Speaker 1: to ask why was you'll be making dinner reservations while

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Speaker 1: you're getting wet. I don't have any other time or

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Speaker 1: I can do this. So, like I was saying, I

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Speaker 1: just want to make tonight really special for my wife.

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Speaker 1: So I'm wondering if over at the restaurant, do you

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Speaker 1: guys have any like speeramids? So, mother, whoa that does

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Speaker 1: not sound like fun? Can you just give me just

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Speaker 1: like a warning? Please? Are you talking to man or

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Speaker 1: somebody else? Someone else? To to the waxing lady? Hey man,

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Speaker 1: you know you don't have to do this right now.

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Speaker 1: We don't have to do this. Sound like go down

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Speaker 1: there now? Oh no? No No, okay, well just okay, what

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Speaker 1: my hand? Okay? You know, did you guys say God, God,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I'm gonna have to go. It's hard

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Speaker 1: for me to hear what's going on except for you.

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Speaker 1: Yell no, please, okay, don't don't hang up, John, I

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Speaker 1: really need tonight to go. Well, okay, just to be

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Speaker 1: completely honest, here the marriage it's been a little bit

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Speaker 1: on the rocks lately, okay, and if tonight doesn't go perfectly,

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Speaker 1: it could be our last Anniverse three. So please, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to help you out, man, but I need to

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Speaker 1: be able to understand what you're saying. And if you're

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Speaker 1: yelling and screaming because of the pain you're in, it

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Speaker 1: makes it difficult for me to do that. So can

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Speaker 1: I just do one more thing? Can I get a

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Speaker 1: bottle a ship pain? Yo? This, I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: for real, this is cussing me out listening to you,

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Speaker 1: and it's taking me over the edge. I gotta go hurt.

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Speaker 1: I am definitely gonna feel that one tonight. You guys, Oh,

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Speaker 1: thanks for sure. Do you have any band aids at

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Speaker 1: the restaurant? Band aids? Really talking about band aids because

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Speaker 1: you things are not going well for you. You're having

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Speaker 1: some serious damage over there. No, no, okay, just just

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Speaker 1: just do it, just God, God mambo number five, dude,

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Speaker 1: just stop. I'm not doing this anymore. Oh, I'm hanging

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Speaker 1: up now. What should I call back later and tell

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Speaker 1: you this is a praying phone call? Or do you

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Speaker 1: want me to tell you now what I'm saying, I'm

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Speaker 1: kidding man. This is actually jeff from the radio show

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Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: You're not in a whack lace right now. It's all

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Speaker 1: a joke. Dude. Your co worker Mike set you up

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Speaker 1: for a prank call mother. He told us your last

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Speaker 1: week's coming up at the restaurant, so we wanted to

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Speaker 1: screw with you before you left. Dude. Wait wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna do my nipples. I came off. It came off, dude,

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Speaker 1: those were your nipples with all that screen. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: five