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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI

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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: you away. Hello, howdy is Cynthia there? Yeah, the Cynthia.

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Speaker 1: This this hi Cynthia. This is Steve If. I'm the

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Speaker 1: president of the homeowners Association. How are you Hello, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: How are you good? I saw you moving in and

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Speaker 1: thought I would call you up and say Hi, Oh, thanks,

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Speaker 1: welcome meet you. Welcome officially to the neighborhood. Thanks. I

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Speaker 1: did also want to tell you a little bit about Halloween.

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Speaker 1: We do it big up here. Also, yeah, we have

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Speaker 1: a pre Halloween get together. Then we all go out

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Speaker 1: as a group and trick or treat with the kids.

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Speaker 1: It's really fun and I just wanted to call and

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Speaker 1: let you know all about that since it's almost Halloween time.

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Speaker 1: Great good And you should also know that you can

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Speaker 1: dress as provocatively as you want. Uh well, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking mini skirts, fish nets, no undies, whatever, anything goes,

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Speaker 1: anything goes around here Halloween time. Okay, that's uh a

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Speaker 1: little awkward here right now. But well, I'm just hey,

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Speaker 1: since you're new to the neighborhood, I'm the president of

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Speaker 1: the homeowners association. I'm just letting in on our little

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Speaker 1: neighborhood secret, no rules for one night. You know, I'm

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Speaker 1: really uncomfortable right now. I think maybe I'll have you

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Speaker 1: talk to my husband when you get some walk about

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Speaker 1: the rest of the plan. Yeah. Sure, Well, I'm just

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Speaker 1: letting you know, Halloween comes, do whatever you want, be

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Speaker 1: with whoever you want. You know, it's Steve. I feel

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Speaker 1: like this is a little inappropriate, you know what. I apologize.

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Speaker 1: I apologize. Are you one of those people that doesn't

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Speaker 1: like Halloween, is against the religion or something like? Did

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Speaker 1: I step on toes? No? No, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 1: My kids love Halloween. We you know, we do Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Because I brought up like there might be something going

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Speaker 1: on here that wouldn't really be family oriented. I mean,

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Speaker 1: just in our neighborhood, we don't think that only kids

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Speaker 1: should be able to enjoy a little candy. I'm not

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Speaker 1: really sure how to react that, but I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to show you my costume. It's a crotchless hungry lion. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he got so hungry he ate the crotch right out

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Speaker 1: of his costume. You know what this is? I'm this

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Speaker 1: is really I'm embarrassing, but I'm really sorry. You're the

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Speaker 1: president of the association. Guilty is charged? What are you

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Speaker 1: gonna be wearing? How in the world? What what are

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Speaker 1: you going to be wearing? I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be wearing, but I'm not spending Halloween with you.

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Speaker 1: You sound was really inappropriate? Can I suggest a crotchless

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Speaker 1: hungry ladybug? What am I in nineteen seventy two? What's

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Speaker 1: going on here? Did you just talk about the seventies?

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Speaker 1: Are you you want to hear about the seventies party

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Speaker 1: that comes up in January? We have a great seventies

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Speaker 1: I start getting ready for the seventies party right after Halloween.

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Speaker 1: I stopped shaving. Stop shaving, okay, yeah my body. I

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Speaker 1: just stopped shaving my body and we have fun. Yeah

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Speaker 1: I don't. This isn't my kind of fun. And if

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Speaker 1: you're telling me that Halloween parties and seventies parties aren't

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Speaker 1: your idea of fun, you're not talking about a regular

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Speaker 1: Halloween party here. It sounds like you're talking about like

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Speaker 1: wife flopping and swingers. And well, I just said we'd

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Speaker 1: like to have fun here, that's all I said. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why you're getting that candy. And it's just

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Speaker 1: like what a crotchless hungry lion? What am I supposed

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Speaker 1: to think? Come on, it's a standard Halloween costume? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Maybe it's like some sex shop

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Speaker 1: down on the boulevard or something, but not here. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, have you been Have you been shopping for

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Speaker 1: your Halloween costume there too? No? I haven't. No. Stop,

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Speaker 1: I need you to stop. If you want me to stop,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a safe word. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: that is. The safe word is Jebil? What? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't stop until you say jebil. I don't. I can't

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Speaker 1: even understand you. I don't want to understand you. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are. That's how I know you've

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Speaker 1: had enough. You're a word. I will never be talking

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Speaker 1: to you, and if I don't ever have to meet you,

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Speaker 1: that's just fine with me. Well, how about if I

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Speaker 1: tell you this is a prank? Phone call. Then wait,

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Speaker 1: who is this. This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving on you two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, your friend Shawna set you up. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? No, she says that you've been

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Speaker 1: nervous about meeting your new neighbors. So this is where

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Speaker 1: did she come up with this thing? Or did you

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Speaker 1: guys all right what she said be a creepy neighbor.

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Speaker 1: I came up with the crotch, this hungry lion that was.

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Speaker 1: Oh but I think it's a great costume. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're sick. Ate the crotch right out of my cust, please,