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Speaker 1: You want to watch the episode, Oh, of course you do,

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Speaker 1: so click the link in the episode description four for four.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to mass.

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Speaker 1: Wow, way we're back at We're back at.

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Speaker 2: This place again. Well well, well yes we're here, and

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Speaker 2: uh I'm excited. Yeah, I'm really really excited. Oh what

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Speaker 2: are you excited about? Well, you know I'm back. This

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Speaker 2: is this baby's back.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Sydney's cousin is here. Yes, I'm back on my

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Speaker 1: mid seventy five. I'm not gonna do hard this time,

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Speaker 1: because that's too much.

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Speaker 2: So what's the difference between mid and hard. We're working

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Speaker 2: through it. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It's in a workshop mode. So I'm not gonna work

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Speaker 1: out twice a day.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize you was working out twice a day. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that you have.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what, because we do video now, we

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Speaker 1: should just bring you in, Claire.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you could talk to Oh.

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Speaker 3: So I have a lot to say about twenty five hords.

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Speaker 3: So please, I'm like chomping at it.

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Speaker 2: You done it before, No, but.

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Speaker 3: I've thought about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we'll do the cuts, We'll fix it in post. Yes, Marie,

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Speaker 2: bring her in. Yes.

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Speaker 1: Our guest today was on the Unofficial Expert years ago

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Speaker 1: as our boarding school expert, but today she here to

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Speaker 1: talk about miss Claire.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know is your last name Parker? Is

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Speaker 2: Claire Parker y'all?

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Speaker 1: Because I was like, I feel like I've seen it before.

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Speaker 2: That's got to be what it is. Oh, yeah, did

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Speaker 2: you change your last name? No, your business, you can't

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Speaker 3: I also have this crazy thing. So I have my

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Speaker 3: mom's last name. So and like my brother is my

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Speaker 3: they're like both in my life, but they my mom

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Speaker 3: didn't change her name, and I took my mom's name,

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Speaker 3: it's a point of.

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Speaker 2: Pride, do you know what I mean? Interested I'm real feminist.

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Speaker 2: Your mom didn't want her son to have her last name.

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Speaker 1: I think they were like what seems fair, boys get boys,

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Speaker 2: I did not like keep it gender world.

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Speaker 1: In terms of like continuing the family name. Yeah, it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think she was like, Parker is a

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Speaker 1: know what. It's good because you're because it's safe. For instance,

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Speaker 2: We say for to claim the girls it is.

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Speaker 1: I think zoe Seldona, yes husband and took her last name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, mister.

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Speaker 3: I do think if you're marrying someone like Zoey Seldonia,

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Speaker 2: Exactly. She's an avatar twice. I don't know how I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a stay at home husband, right, and they

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Speaker 3: She shoots an outer space. They can't both be working.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she's always blue or green or something. Yeah, so

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Speaker 3: I think Zoe was the breakout star of Center Stage? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Rehmes what what?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Claire were glad? You know what. I'm glad that

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Speaker 1: It is all the Snapple fans of movies and celebrities

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Speaker 3: I had a Britney Spears podcast for a year, so

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Speaker 3: Let me say this, Okay, I don't I'm not one

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Speaker 1: You are allowed, but you shouldn't be allowed to shoot

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Speaker 1: That's all that's happening about, not moms and aunts and less.

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Speaker 2: Can I say you're worried about her shooting in point five?

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Speaker 1: Are Britney Spears, they need to give her a finsta.

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Speaker 3: I hear you, But I feel like, for some reason

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Speaker 2: Kevin federal Line. Yeah, taking all her money. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: sure they've shocked a couple. Yeah, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: I think he still gets he still gets money from

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Speaker 3: He actually came out with a book in the fall

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Speaker 3: As you know, he's like he's planning and losing a

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Speaker 2: Getting big and getting skinny is expensive.

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Speaker 3: That's I don't know, that's kind of what he's up to.

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Speaker 3: He's like doing the biggest loser and then he's like

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Speaker 2: I know they get a little check for that, sure,

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Speaker 2: So he's trying to Flaffer's class.

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Speaker 1: That's where he's like, I'm Kevin Federline and they're like, who, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's how you humble somebody.

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Speaker 2: Let them say their full name and then be like

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Speaker 3: Looked up those that we all recall like that is

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Speaker 2: And that's why I say, never platform your partner. Don't don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't need to be posted on your socials. They

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Speaker 1: don't need to be introducing them to your network. It's like, yes,

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Speaker 1: It is because she was so famous at the time

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Speaker 2: That's it's really that simple. Because he was a dancer,

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Speaker 3: So if you're in a car Britney Spears, you're in

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Speaker 1: That's why you got to put a paper bag over

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Speaker 2: To thirty eight. You got a bur and I'll meet

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Speaker 1: I will tell you that regular men do that to

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Speaker 2: To correct your man in the room said that's true.

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Speaker 3: That's why I thought I heard. I just didn't want

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Speaker 1: Men, civilian pedestrian men who have a job.

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Speaker 1: But it's men that like, you know, are like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Is it because the woman is ugly? Or you feel

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: What does it because you're married? Like yeah, offered? How

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Speaker 1: They think that they have endless options, all of them,

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Speaker 1: They feel like they got endless options and it's really

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Speaker 2: And they do though. I agree.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I was at a place and and the hostess

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Speaker 1: every single week, and and I know him, and I've

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Speaker 2: Different ways, and I'm rich. No, no, no, he's not

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Speaker 2: Is he tall? He's not tall? So what It's just.

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Speaker 1: That bad out there, And it's a different version of

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Is it a different woman or she

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Speaker 2: wearing a different wig every time? No, it's a different woman.

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Speaker 2: Let me.

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Speaker 3: I've got single friends. That's bad out there, I mean.

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Speaker 3: And then I know men and they're cleaning up. I'm like, loser, men.

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Speaker 3: If you wait till you're thirty, you could have a

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Speaker 2: Well that's why I have this bag. Are you wearing gloves? No,

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Speaker 1: That one mess is that I have my bare hands

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Speaker 2: But yo, I was the other day.

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Speaker 2: It's the some of you guys. You guys warned me.

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Speaker 1: The taco bell, the McDonald's, the Makon egg and cheese,

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Speaker 1: And that's why I have to talk to myself like that,

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Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be talk about. It can't be

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Speaker 1: No, we've already been through this, Marie.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not sicking.

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Speaker 1: I think I might get a crop though, get some chili,

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Speaker 4: I think that's like a a lock of cue horse,

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Speaker 2: No, what is it? It's like you just sucking salt

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Speaker 2: this winter. Get like a beef borshe it's like a

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Speaker 3: I know, like it's got like mushroom and noodles in it,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, sorry, I'm not eating it.

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Speaker 1: All I know is that I felt my actual cheeks

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Speaker 2: May I ask a question, yes?

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Speaker 3: Were they they clapping together or they were clapping your thighs?

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Speaker 1: But I think keep the ass starting only fans your

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Speaker 2: We're trying to grow the pot. Hey, I can do both.

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Speaker 2: The thing is is like this is also like I

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Speaker 1: You know, my birthday is probably a past when this

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Speaker 3: But there's also inside her that could be like full

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, doctor Claire, I'm I just heard of cholesterol

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Speaker 1: It's because I'm older. You think cholesterol is I just.

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Speaker 3: Think that Isn't that what's scary, Isn't that?

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Speaker 2: What's scary about junk food is like cholesterol and like

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Speaker 2: it's said, have high cholesterol. Yes, you know what.

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Speaker 3: I actually watched a documentary about like when kids get

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Speaker 2: So well, you don't have that. But I'm just like kids.

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Speaker 2: I could get it. But I do know.

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Speaker 1: I remember being in school and if you have the

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Speaker 2: You don't have a wash claw, no gus. A sign

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Speaker 5: My school, like in the nursing station and you could

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Speaker 2: Girl. How many big kids was in your graduating class?

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Speaker 2: I went to a very giant oh like three kids.

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Speaker 1: Ounds life. The thing is the bad habits and eating poorly.

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Speaker 1: It reaches all types of people. It does not discriminate,

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Speaker 1: so that's why I got to stop.

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Speaker 1: and they pulled out their their machine, you know, to

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Speaker 2: Said, can I can I try? What? So they pricked

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Speaker 2: me cannot try? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you are no different needle, different need No,

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Speaker 1: it's different, fran It's okay, you're not even all prep

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Speaker 1: Oh my, you'ren ad for that.

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Speaker 2: I did a PSA. You didn't get any prepp to go.

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Speaker 1: I have just sign up through a physician. You can't

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Speaker 1: just get prepped. Damn, says you're not even prepared. I'm unprepared.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I even brought this up, Marie. What's your mess?

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Speaker 2: I just want to know what's the end of this?

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Speaker 1: So your ass was clapping so hard to drink some water?

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Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 1: I was like, either either I go to live on

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Speaker 1: Sundays in Miami with my with my ass, yes, or

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Speaker 1: I get my ass in order and start drinking water.

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Speaker 1: Stop the sugar, Stop the late night. I just I

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Speaker 1: need I can do it. It's not a new Year's resolution,

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Speaker 1: it's a new new lifestyle. I just really need to

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Speaker 1: lean in because you want me. You want me to

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Speaker 2: I want your a butt to be fat.

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Speaker 1: I want you to have a big booty, so I

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Speaker 2: The cadence was perfect. Yeah, thank you so much. No, Drake,

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Speaker 2: but I believe you could have both.

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Speaker 3: I can believe you could eat so many apples and

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Speaker 3: so much lentil soup.

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Speaker 2: The asta's fat and the blood sugar gets lowered.

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Speaker 1: I will say I touched Sydney's butt yesterday and it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Watch I see watch you boot up.

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Speaker 1: Me and my little but no man, well whatever, But

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Speaker 2: Claire, are you a butt gal? You're in the butt?

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Speaker 2: Am I into butt? Yeah? Yeah, I know. I think

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Speaker 2: I think boobs. I feel like if I were to

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Speaker 3: Don't have boobs, so I feel I'm more interested in those.

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Speaker 3: If I were like throwing an you good photo of someone,

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Speaker 3: but you sound very heterosexual.

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Speaker 2: I'm trembling. You're like you, but I didn't know if

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Speaker 2: you were like, what do you have to offer, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, you know it's not over there. You

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Speaker 2: give me, you know, Lululemon Alo.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's just like you know, slender beauty, beautiful,

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Speaker 1: beautiful gown, beautiful gowns, stunning, stunning, Down Marie, what's your

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Speaker 1: what's your mess?

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Speaker 3: Yo?

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Speaker 1: I took an adderall yesterday for the first time. I

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Speaker 1: work before it kicks in.

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Speaker 2: Girl, I said, well, before kicks in.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me put all this stuff away in

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Speaker 2: You know, they got seaterall. That's how I move on

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, all right, I opened up

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Speaker 2: What's going on? I'm telling stories.

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Speaker 1: I told them that I had taken an adderall and

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Speaker 1: they were like, Yo, that ADHD is kicking you ass.

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Speaker 2: Kicking your ass. I was like you as, I was like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: You might need a higher dosage or or for real,

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Speaker 1: You cannot do the Washington dish. You got to make

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Speaker 2: Bro, I didn't even finish washing the dishes. They're still

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Speaker 2: in the scene twice as much. I woke up this

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Speaker 2: morning and I was like, dam you still but you

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Speaker 1: I did one hundred and something people did twenty to

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Speaker 1: hear me tell a story about my weekend. And then

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Speaker 1: I facetimed. You know Coochie Reaper in London, and.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she has a man named Cuchie Reaper. His name

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something that Adall had me focused,

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Speaker 1: had me focused on how fine he was looking yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, listen, because you focused

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Speaker 3: This is in an Instagram handle. This was a man

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Speaker 3: that popped up on your Instagram live and I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you because I'm quite aware of him. He is.

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Speaker 1: They okay, got it.

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Speaker 2: He's ripped your my pastor watches this podcast. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to respect. Yeah. No, just this guy, you know,

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Speaker 1: But people were talking about him in the in the

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Speaker 2: In the morning before the adderall. I didn't get to

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Speaker 2: Thank you soenty five medium you well, I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: You are an enabler, like girl, I know you be

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Speaker 1: living up your friends every time they do toxic, I said,

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Speaker 2: You are alive in my world.

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Speaker 3: Is getting to the gym before the end of the

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Speaker 2: That sounds to me like you got there.

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Speaker 1: I was one of the last people to leave the

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Speaker 1: I thought, also get work done at the gym. I

442
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,920
Speaker 1: went home, laptop never got opened back up again.

443
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,800
Speaker 2: So you know, it is what it is. Listen.

444
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,280
Speaker 3: I gave up on getting adderall when I heard it

445
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,520
Speaker 3: was hard to get out of all. I just went, well,

446
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,199
Speaker 3: then I go, if I need an aderoll to get

447
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,560
Speaker 3: an adderall amount, I'll.

448
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,360
Speaker 2: Just get done what I can.

449
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,480
Speaker 3: I'll get done whatever the Lord believed I was meant

450
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,000
Speaker 3: to get done with this brain he gave me.

451
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,639
Speaker 1: But I feel like you, I'm just like talking to you.

452
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,600
Speaker 1: I feel like you get a lot of work done.

453
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Speaker 1: I mean, you're your whole podcast is about reading books,

454
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,400
Speaker 1: so you have to be getting.

455
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,480
Speaker 2: I definitely at least reading a book. Yeah.

456
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Speaker 3: So that was something which is funny because to me,

457
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,680
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, well, it's just a book. But

458
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,679
Speaker 3: then sometimes I'm like, oh, I guess a lot of

459
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,960
Speaker 3: podcasts aren't reading a book.

460
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:01,959
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, are watching the movies. Yeah, were

461
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,120
Speaker 2: watching the TV show.

462
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,320
Speaker 3: My God, Can I do my mess from a long

463
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,919
Speaker 3: time ago, I already told Marie. But when I was

464
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,360
Speaker 3: on an official expert and the medical expert, I talked

465
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Speaker 3: about it an orgy that happened in my high school

466
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Speaker 3: when I was a freshman.

467
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Speaker 1: You did in a lot of detailed baby, I was like, yeah,

468
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Speaker 1: I was wrong. I was she was named the names

469
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Speaker 1: and the people heard her saying the people on the

470
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Speaker 1: street and then go you talked.

471
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,640
Speaker 2: About me on that podcast, I went, well, which people?

472
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,439
Speaker 2: Which people approach? You say their names? Now I can.

473
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Speaker 3: I will say it was a learning curve for me

474
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,679
Speaker 3: because I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me?

475
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 2: Claire? And I like, it's something that sat with me

476
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,120
Speaker 2: and I said, you have to learn from this.

477
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,280
Speaker 3: Because those people you're allowed to have an orgy without

478
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Speaker 3: being shamed by Claire Parker?

479
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Speaker 2: Were you shame? I thought you were just saying I

480
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,879
Speaker 2: don't know what I was choosing. But some of my mamas,

481
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 2: which don't think that's one thing that we do hear it.

482
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Speaker 1: Which one The thing is we were we had just

483
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,240
Speaker 1: started the pop.

484
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 2: We were very brand new, so you were like, oh,

485
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 2: listen it is well, I just started comedy.

486
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 3: I had no concept that anybody I'd ever know would

487
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Speaker 3: click a link.

488
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Speaker 1: I'd post, Well, that's the thing when you start a podcast,

489
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 1: that's the only people listen to.

490
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 2: People who want to hear if you're talking about them,

491
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 2: And that's the thing.

492
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Speaker 1: I remember, like one of the very first podcasts I

493
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,360
Speaker 1: ever did, I was like, no.

494
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 2: One's gonna ever gonna hear this. I'm not even gonna

495
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:31,359
Speaker 2: listen to this.

496
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 1: The person I was talking to, of course, best friend

497
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Speaker 1: listened to it, shared it with him.

498
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,359
Speaker 3: I said, who, yeah, that's the only people at the

499
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 3: beginning are listening are the exact people who might be

500
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 3: talked about. And when it turns out there right, then

501
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 3: you're like, one, I feel that I talked about you,

502
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 3: and two like I'm humiliated that you know that I

503
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 3: think you're worth talking about. And three you know what

504
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 3: I mean, that's what it really is because I got

505
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,399
Speaker 3: caught one time. I had a girl text me, a

506
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 3: comedian say, hey, a lot of people I have talked

507
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 3: to you say that you like walk around and open

508
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 3: conversations by talking about me, And I was like, first

509
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 3: of all, no one's ever that conversation down. I use

510
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 3: it because it's a really good opener, and everyone agrees

511
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 3: with me.

512
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,439
Speaker 2: Okay, So like, I don't know who's telling never heard this,

513
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: but I really want to know.

514
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 3: I don't know who's telling you this, but like guaranteed,

515
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 3: if I opened it that conversation with them, they were

516
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 3: talking shit back. But I was like, more than anything,

517
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 3: I'm to shut this down because I'm so embarrassed that

518
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,879
Speaker 3: you know you're my opener like that, Like, I'm a

519
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 3: fucking comedian, I'm a conversationalist professionally.

520
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 2: I can't think of a second thing. She can't be interesting.

521
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 2: We're just trying to grab the attention at the start

522
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 2: of the convo. Yeah, I'm just trying to say, what

523
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 2: do we have in common? I bet we hate this girl.

524
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry. I was always right. I used to

525
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 2: because it worked. Now I need to know who this gallant.

526
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Speaker 1: I mean after this as to this girl, we gonna

527
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Speaker 1: have a lot of notes.

528
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,159
Speaker 2: Okay.

529
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Speaker 1: So wait, so you talked about the orgy and then

530
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 1: they they saw you and they were like, yo, you

531
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Speaker 1: mentioned my name.

532
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,439
Speaker 2: And then were they like, well, you missed some things,

533
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 2: like you know.

534
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 3: It was actually it was a guy who wasn't even

535
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Speaker 3: the orgy. I think you guys asked me to like,

536
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 3: were there black people at my school? And so I

537
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 3: just started naming some wo we gotta get z.

538
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: Way out right now, Wait a minute at your school

539
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: and you were like, yeah, yeah, I'm Jeff oh jj

540
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: yo with Matthew and sixteen.

541
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Speaker 2: This had to be a long time. You prepandem well,

542
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 2: I started twenty nine fourteen.

543
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 3: It had to be twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen,

544
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Speaker 3: like in that area when yeah, damn, I didn't know.

545
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 2: An I listen, I've learned that was like a wake

546
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 2: up call to me here. Okay, but wait, no, it

547
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 2: shouldn't be a wake up call.

548
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: First of all, Right, if you know somebody is an

549
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: entertainer or a comedian or like a writer or whatever,

550
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: if we've had some kind of experience together, or I

551
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 1: know this experience, I think I'm allowed to tell my

552
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 1: perspective of the experience.

553
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 2: I got to run it by you.

554
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 3: I met you and you were black. It was true,

555
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 3: you were at my eyes. I'm allowed to share it.

556
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 3: If it's funny. Just make sure it's funny.

557
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

558
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: If it's not funny and you talking about me and

559
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: you're a comedian, you don't need to be talking about me.

560
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 2: That's how I feel about it. Are we laughing great?

561
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 2: Are we not laughing? Hey? You said they keep my

562
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 2: name out of Hey. If you feel.

563
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: Listen, if you want all funny experiences, then you better

564
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 1: make sure every experience is funny. Because sometimes I've had

565
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: situations with people. I'm like my side of it. It

566
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: was no, ha, hi, he eats you. You actually did

567
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 1: me dirty or you were not nice. But Claire wasn't

568
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: at the orgy. She was talking about it.

569
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 2: That's so true. So you weren't even in a room.

570
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 2: You weren't like even no, no, it got busted by

571
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 2: the school. So it was like a big deal. We

572
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 2: had to have like a sit down meeting a low

573
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Speaker 2: people were in the orgy. Just refresh my memory, I

574
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 2: would say, six or seven. Yeah, that's an orgy for sure. Yeah,

575
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 2: that's a good time. Yeah, you weren't there.

576
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 1: And so next time you want to do boots on

577
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 1: the ground journalism, you're gonna have to be in the room.

578
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 2: Gotta as in the room. I believe. I started saying

579
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 2: I had learned a lesson. We said, girl girl, no

580
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 2: orgy on your vision board.

581
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: First of all, the world is the world is ending right,

582
00:24:55,400 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: and so I think it's it's whatever, whenever, whoever, whatever,

583
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 1: Like why are we holding back?

584
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: Everybody has a podcast now.

585
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're scared that somebody's gonna mention something

586
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 1: that you you might need to hit him up and

587
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:09,959
Speaker 1: repair something.

588
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 3: I have to do that to me one time. This

589
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 3: is had a girl hit me up? And I couldn't

590
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,719
Speaker 3: figure out why she'd be calling. We were we had

591
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 3: been kind of friends in the comedy world, and then

592
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 3: we stop being friends or something. She called me out

593
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 3: of nowhere, and I never like called her back. But

594
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 3: then I found out she was calling me because she

595
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 3: was doing a late night set and she like was

596
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 3: worried she was gonna get so famous that she needed

597
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 3: to like tie up loose ends.

598
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 2: And I was like, a late nights.

599
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: Famous No, no, and anyone ever gotten famous from one

600
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 3: late night set?

601
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: Damn, I got a least people I need to know.

602
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: I think white men in the nineties have gotten famous

603
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: from let.

604
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 3: Me tell you this was now I'll give it away,

605
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 3: but this was like right at the beginning of COVID,

606
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 3: so I don't even everybody was like, the world's ending.

607
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 3: We don't give a fuck about your four minutes on Kimmel.

608
00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:00,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said, you're like, yeah that even Jimmy fir Baby,

609
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: it's Camel not the Tonight Show.

610
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: Wow, the Lately Show on the Craig whatever. Yeah, that's

611
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 2: where I love this. Okay, So that's not you.

612
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 3: My real mess is my face. Yeah, bro, you got

613
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 3: a chemical peel worse. I got laser with PRF what's there?

614
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 3: So they took my blood. They centrifuged it to.

615
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: Turn it into a gel. I think I want to

616
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: do that. You could put it underneath your eyes.

617
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 3: Right, That's where I put it, and I put it

618
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 3: in my smilelines. And then they all see this splace.

619
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 3: So then I got fraxel or I got some kind

620
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 3: it was like Eco two. I got some kind of

621
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 3: laser that's stung. And then when all of like they

622
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 3: like you know, they come at you like the knives

623
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 3: and needles, and then they take handfuls of your blood

624
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 3: gel and they just smashed it back on my face

625
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 3: and trying to put it back in there.

626
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: Okay, well, the people who aren't watching, uh the episode

627
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: of Sex and the City where got the feel and

628
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: had to wear the beekeeper uniform.

629
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 2: It's like that, but not all the way like that,

630
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 2: not all of it. Listen.

631
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 3: I said, this is a video pod. Are you guys

632
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 3: not going reviews? People love this ship. They love to

633
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 3: see the stages of healing. This could be a million

634
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 3: hit TikTok. But I said, I'll I'll bring my fucked

635
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 3: up face to semories.

636
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 2: I also said this when.

637
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 3: Am I gonna come looking my best up against you,

638
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 3: might as well take the mort much work on myself

639
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 3: and show up and be kind of freak showy on

640
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 3: the podcast, when did you?

641
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: When did you do this to your face? Noon? Four

642
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: blocks from you said, I'm not rescheduling. I can do both.

643
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 2: I said, perfect, I'll be in the town. Do not

644
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 2: even wear sulass nothing. I do the only thing that

645
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 2: look good.

646
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 3: And I'm I'm honest, I'm real. I'm sure if they

647
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 3: were hearing this, say what does their face look like?

648
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 3: And now they'll know, and I'm it doesn't look it

649
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 3: doesn't look bad. It doesn't look as bad as I was.

650
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

651
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 3: I like it because it's cold outside, so it's like

652
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 3: kind of icing it, keeping.

653
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 2: It from dwellings. Why did you do all this?

654
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: Well, I don't, I don't know. I'm gonna I'm trying to.

655
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 3: I'm on video all the time. I'm trying to keep

656
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 3: it a little bit tighter. I've never done botox or

657
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: and just I'm trying to, like I.

658
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 2: Want to get both.

659
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: So they inject your blood and your smile lines mm

660
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: hmmm and like like.

661
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Speaker 3: Pologen yeah, and then it like it kind of disappears

662
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Speaker 3: after a few weeks. But it's supposed to leave behind

663
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Speaker 3: these super like like your blood is like maxed out

664
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Speaker 3: with all of the what is it, the pr F

665
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Speaker 3: it's platelet rich something and the platelets are like the

666
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Speaker 3: part of your blood that like really boosts stuff.

667
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Speaker 2: So it's supposed to like enhance. Does that work if

668
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Speaker 2: you have sickle cell? Yeah?

669
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Speaker 1: I was going to ask that quick day you are

670
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Speaker 1: too black? Yeah, do you have to be like super healthy?

671
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Speaker 2: I don't think you have to be healthy. But that's weird.

672
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Speaker 3: Because it's just like more whatever blood you already have.

673
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Speaker 3: It like emphasizes the blood you got, So you have

674
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Speaker 3: to figure whatever blood you have blood plus.

675
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Speaker 1: Blood plus write down plus that might that might be

676
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Speaker 1: the title of the episode.

677
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Speaker 2: Plus how much just something like this go for like

678
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Speaker 2: what's the press wrench? This was fifty dollars, But.

679
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Speaker 1: It'll all hey, I'm sorry, clear if you better like

680
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Speaker 1: justl Bosham, it's all.

681
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Speaker 2: It's the insurance cover set. Oh right, right. If that's a.

682
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Speaker 3: Big as they did last year, they'll do it this year.

683
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Speaker 3: It's everybody at his office. They know this, Like you

684
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Speaker 3: can do it because it is it's for skin cancer.

685
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Speaker 2: Can you send us a before and after. Yeah, can't

686
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Speaker 2: you want your Your face looks like didn't get a parent.

687
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: Go look clar spends to look ugly.

688
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Speaker 3: That's what you guys want to do to know everything?

689
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Speaker 1: It was girl, I thought you I'm more confident that

690
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Speaker 1: I'm spending fifty five hundred dollars.

691
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Speaker 2: You bet to be confident that you look good. Yeah,

692
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 2: I'm trying to look better. I'm just trying to look better. Yeah,

693
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Speaker 2: aren't you all so send you po baby, like, look

694
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Speaker 2: at me.

695
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do my best are out here.

696
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: I'm trying to look better. Yeah, damn, I thought maybe

697
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 2: you had a group on cold or something. You can't

698
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 2: do something like that on groupon. That's the thing. Els

699
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 2: have to stop.

700
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Speaker 1: You gotta stop cutting corners and oh you know discount.

701
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Speaker 1: Listen your face that is like your your calling card.

702
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Speaker 1: That like we're going to see that.

703
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Speaker 2: I'm link to this place. So see, I know there's

704
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Speaker 2: all places all over the city that I will do

705
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Speaker 2: it for like a range now cannot pay for this

706
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Speaker 2: would medicate. You'll have to check.

707
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Speaker 1: But that part where you said meta that I'm gonna

708
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Speaker 1: feel like that is not in that wheelhouse.

709
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Speaker 2: It does not air well.

710
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Speaker 1: We're learning so much today, Claire, I just want to

711
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Speaker 1: say this before we even go further.

712
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Speaker 2: You run your mouth. I feel like you probably get

713
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Speaker 2: in trouble. Oh my god, I just want to trouble.

714
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Speaker 2: I can't live. I'm thinking. I just you know what happened.

715
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Speaker 3: I was talking about yeah, and I flew out in

716
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Speaker 3: LA They go, you know, we all saw that video?

717
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Speaker 3: Which video they said that they said it was it

718
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Speaker 3: was circulated internally.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, what's the video?

720
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Speaker 3: I was just saying, I'm suspicious of video of apps

721
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 3: trying to turn to videos.

722
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Speaker 2: But I was going on and on. I'm trying to

723
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Speaker 2: learn not to go on and on.

724
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Speaker 1: You should learn that after you leave here. Yeah, today,

725
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: go on and go on? But why why are you suspicious?

726
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 3: Just because you remember in twenty sixteen when Facebook said

727
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: that video was the future of everything, and then all

728
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Speaker 3: those newsrooms fired all of their writers and hired entire

729
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Speaker 3: video teams.

730
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Speaker 2: And then they came out and said all the data

731
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Speaker 2: they based that on was made up.

732
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Speaker 3: And then all these video teams got laid off, and

733
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Speaker 3: it was just like tons of people who are laid

734
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Speaker 3: off because Facebook lide.

735
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Speaker 2: Why are you listening to Facebook? You get what you

736
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 2: was this twenty twenty, twenty sixteen. Oh that was the time.

737
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Speaker 2: That wasn't time to listen too. But then I think

738
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Speaker 2: TikTok did that to me too.

739
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Speaker 3: They brought me into a meeting like it was a

740
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 3: big meeting and they were like, TikTok's going long form.

741
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 3: All anybody wants to watch is like twenty minute videos

742
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 3: on TikTok.

743
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 2: Now that's lost.

744
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Speaker 3: And they had the dat and this was in twenty

745
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Speaker 3: twenty one, and they had all this data, and the

746
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Speaker 3: data was like, more time is spent on longer videos.

747
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they're talking about Reesa Tisa. You been

748
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 2: doing those ten minute videos.

749
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Speaker 1: Those are the only videos we watched, and I watched

750
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Speaker 1: them at double speed. But also I'm like a f

751
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Speaker 1: I never want to do that again, and I skipped

752
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Speaker 1: a bunch.

753
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's also just like if a video is longer,

754
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 3: more time spent watching it.

755
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: But also this is the about video. Now.

756
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: People are watching movies while they're on their phone, so

757
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: they're dumbing down the movie.

758
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 2: Yes, I've seen that. That's what Matt Damon was saying.

759
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,719
Speaker 2: He said it. He said they got to reiterate the plot,

760
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 2: like at least four times.

761
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: In the movie Emily in Paris, they're like, well, no

762
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: one's watching this right, Well I'm not.

763
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: Are you watching it? No?

764
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: But I watched it actually phone in the first season,

765
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not bad.

766
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Speaker 2: I don't see something. She's not in Paris anymore? Does

767
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 2: it feel good? She's not in Paris? She's not even

768
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 2: in Paris anymore? Well, I mean they're on like the

769
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 2: fifth season. Yeah, she's around.

770
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Speaker 1: They're in the fifth season. She shouldn't be in Paris

771
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: and she graduated. She has money.

772
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Speaker 2: Travel girl, there's other places to go. So are you

773
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: still watching Emily in Paris? In the beginning, I was

774
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Speaker 2: like kid.

775
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: And then in the second season I was like, okay,

776
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: she with the she was with the hot black guy.

777
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, oh inchs okay.

778
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, this is this is kind of cute.

779
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: And then after the after like everybody kept dragging and

780
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: I was like, now I got to understand why I'm

781
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: into this show, And it was because I wanted to escape.

782
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: I wanted something that was like just foolish and unrealistic. Sindy,

783
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: you do love a foolish inducing show? I do because

784
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: I literally when I pick up my phone. Every time

785
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: I pick it up, either I get a really funny

786
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: thing from the group chat. But for the most part,

787
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: we're just getting bad news constantly, constantly telling us the

788
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: world is in it, we about to die.

789
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 2: Oh, don't save your money, We're about to die.

790
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Speaker 3: You know.

791
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: You can turn those alerts off. Oh no, no, it's

792
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: not even the alerts anymore, you don't. I took that

793
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: app off. I'm not on that app anymore. It's the Instagram,

794
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: it's the TikTok any news, any news, anything that's that's

795
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: I get emails for it.

796
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: They're letting us know.

797
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, all that money you think you're gonna

798
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: have when you're sixty five, where where is it going

799
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: to be?

800
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Speaker 2: Who's emailing you? The New York Times? You can turn

801
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 2: that off, you know.

802
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Speaker 1: I give my I don't know if this is messed

803
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: for y'all, but you know, sometimes you just give your

804
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: email because you want to get that ten percent.

805
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,479
Speaker 2: Sometimes I give it just because I want to get

806
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: free WiFi. I got email addresses. One of them is

807
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: just that's really smart. That's that Yahoo. She's in your

808
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 2: friend That's a good idea.

809
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: Well, because I mean and if you ever hold Sidney's

810
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: phone on her in your hand, she's getting notifications all

811
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: day like my mom, Google alerts, news, text messages because

812
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 1: people love her, like.

813
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: People everything on D and D.

814
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I don't want to I don't want

815
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: to watch something that's like feels so realistic to life,

816
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I'll just be out in the world

817
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 1: and talk to the people I know. That's that's what's

818
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: already going on. Let's talk about the three shows that

819
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: Sidney was obsessed with that she made me watch that.

820
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: I was like, huh you Netflix, and it was it's

821
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,760
Speaker 1: a hit, it's a hit. It was a head first

822
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: we watched the first season together and you don't like

823
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: the murder or what I was like, why should take

824
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: up clothes off on the first floor apartment with her

825
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: blinds open and he's behind a tree, like, dude.

826
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes sometimes if it's light outside and it's darkening apartment,

827
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 3: you know you're not seeing it.

828
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really only it was like it would be

829
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 2: that time.

830
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 3: And she's also from exhibitionists and they want to they

831
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 3: don't think they're gonna get murdered, and.

832
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: They have shades. Yeah, but you're on the seventh floor.

833
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: You know, I'm on the second floor, but make it

834
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: does grateful for the treat that I have in front

835
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: of my building. But you know she was on the

836
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: brown floor, you garden level.

837
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 2: So you don't watch you. Of course I watched YOUO okay,

838
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,479
Speaker 2: all the seasons. I think I watched up until the most.

839
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 3: I got sick. I said, it's too much murder. Actually

840
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 3: I said, he has to get caught. It's preposterous.

841
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, too much murder. But somehow laren or to SVU

842
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: is still on the air.

843
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 2: There's so much.

844
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 6: You're also giving us order, they're giving us a lot.

845
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,959
Speaker 6: And same guy, Yeah, it's on the same guy murdering

846
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 6: every episode. Right, if we were twenty.

847
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 3: Two years into one dude doing a murder a week,

848
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 3: you'd say, well, somebody's got to catch him for he's

849
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 3: gotta get a cold or something.

850
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 2: Dexter was murdering for multiple seasons. See, I never saw Dexter,

851
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: but that exactly anyway, show very good.

852
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: It was good, and then you know, I think it

853
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: jumped the sharp But yeah, Dexter and people were so

854
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: fecious of him at the at the police department that

855
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: he worked at so Sydney, you Emilia, Paris and uh

856
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: in industry.

857
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 3: Oh my, okay, so I'm about to start. I'm having

858
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 3: a really hard time any accents. Why I don't understand

859
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:15,919
Speaker 3: British people.

860
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 2: Forget the sub titles on any Ay, It's hard.

861
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 3: They're talking about finance and British accents. I I guess,

862
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 3: like two languages you have to master.

863
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,720
Speaker 2: No Push. I'm excited because I actually think we're gonna

864
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 2: so you never so you never watch it at all.

865
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: I've watched you episodes and I'm about to bene it.

866
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 2: Benjing is good.

867
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: But I just want to let you know any of this,

868
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: like finance, banking stuff, you don't need to know Push.

869
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: That stuff is background. Just know all these people are

870
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: fucked up. They're in they're in banking, people who are

871
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: working with money and other people's money. You think they're

872
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 1: good people. No, I don't want to work with somebody

873
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: else's money. If he's wearing money, if anything, if he's

874
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: wearn't a Patagonia vest, he's a bad person.

875
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not.

876
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: It's okay, And then that, and then it's I feel

877
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: like the show for me is about what makes people

878
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: so upset? Is is like women being bad. It's like

879
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: all these these characters are unbearable. Yeah, that's why we're watching.

880
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: You want to see a goodie two shoes. That bitch

881
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: is not getting digged down. She ain't got no friends.

882
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: You don't think goodie two shoes get dick. I don't

883
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 2: think they.

884
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 6: They don't get dick out of work. They're not getting

885
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 6: dicked at finance. Okay, they're not getting dicked FI not

886
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 6: finance dick.

887
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, well not like at work finance deck.

888
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: I wish there was more lesbian stuff going on in there.

889
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of sexual tension. So, but

890
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: you know whatever, I think that people need to get

891
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: in with this. It's like if I was watching the

892
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: show about all evil people.

893
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 2: This is the show.

894
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: Okay, it's all the lesser of evil and also the

895
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: if are you a bad person being bad or you're

896
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: a good person doing bad things. I mean, it's a

897
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: lot of people doing evil on show. Succession is about

898
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: a bunch of evil rich people trying to.

899
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: Like betray their families friends. Mad Men is about evil,

900
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 2: and I don't even know what Badman is about. I've

901
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 2: been in the sixties.

902
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, it's all evil. We were talking

903
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: to that man about industry last night. He tried to

904
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 1: watch it at work and he said, this is porn.

905
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: This is they just having sex. He said, I can't.

906
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get puckish.

907
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 2: I can't watch this at work. I agree. Remember how

908
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 2: much sex it was in the first season. How do

909
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 2: you feel about it? I was gonna's probably not a

910
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 2: good show to watch that work.

911
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Like she is like getting him out, Like

912
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 3: I feel like there's like raw deck out there.

913
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 1: Yes, more women need to be getting eaten out on camera.

914
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: But maybe I'm talking about anyhow.

915
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 2: And I get that, but I understand maybe it might

916
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: not be a PRIMI right. He did send me a

917
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 2: picture of Harper wearing a strap.

918
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: I remember that you just gave it away?

919
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: Friend girl, She's literally giving it up. Well that's episode

920
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 2: one though, right, episode one? Yes, season one? How did

921
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 2: I give that away? I will say, you've had four

922
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 2: years even tho I've seen that part twenty.

923
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: No, this is she's wearing this strap right now. This

924
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: is he wasn't out You're giving it away?

925
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 2: Okay, right, so spoiler.

926
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: Look, people were like this is porn. I was like,

927
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,919
Speaker 1: she has a job, don't you see her at work?

928
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: And he was like, you think port starts don't have

929
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: jobs there nurses saying they're fixing washer machine.

930
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 2: Not well, I'm trying on the industry. She had to

931
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: go to work. What are you talking about? But I

932
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: don't know anyway, Claire, what is the miss that you

933
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 2: actually wanted to talk to us? Oh? It was my face?

934
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 2: No mess, Oh my god, not my mess, my face.

935
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 2: I'm like back to my fast. Brooklyn Beckham and Betraya Beckham,

936
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: let's get into it.

937
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, did you do you know who the Beckhams are? Yeah?

938
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 2: Exactly. I didn't know. If I want for your.

939
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,760
Speaker 1: Audience, Vindham like Beckham you know the dad, Dad David Beckham?

940
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,240
Speaker 2: Exactly.

941
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 3: So David Beckham was the captain of the England soccer

942
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 3: team and then Posh. Obviously it was in Spice Girls

943
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 3: twenty years ago and now legend yes has worked her

944
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 3: little tail off to have a respected clothing line.

945
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: Victoria Beckham m hm. So they have four kids.

946
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 3: It's like Brooklyn's the oldest, and then Cruise Romeo and

947
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,720
Speaker 3: they have a little girl named Harper.

948
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: I will say, for as attractive as the parents are, Yes,

949
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: I agree only like one and a half of the

950
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 1: kids is cute.

951
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 2: You kind of are like, it's interesting, it got lost. No, no, no,

952
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: there's any equation.

953
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 1: There's an equation that it's like there's a certain amount

954
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: of like hot, Yeah you can be, and you pair

955
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: with another two super hot people.

956
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: It's in my in might be a little go. Yeah.

957
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 2: You need a medium, you need a parent and media and.

958
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 3: You know, I always look at someone like I say,

959
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 3: Jessica Alba, whose beauty is from being absolutely perfectly symmetrical.

960
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 3: You mix that with anything and you're gonna lose whatever

961
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 3: the perfect like she has like a perfectly symmetrical face.

962
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 2: Oh, I was not a person that I'll think about

963
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 2: at all.

964
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because it's almost so boring. It's symmetrical, you

965
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 3: know what I mean. But she went on to become

966
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: a billionaire, she had like.

967
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, she has like the Honest company yea, yeah, so

968
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: she didn't have to be thought about it anymore.

969
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 2: But I mean after she did, hun, it was like, girl,

970
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: you have to leave, no, honey, Daniels, Yeah girl you

971
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 2: want sure.

972
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 1: Honey, you know, I'll work down at the Senna girl, Senna,

973
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: Senna at Senna, Come on first, of all Honey Daniels,

974
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: is we are all a little bit of honey.

975
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 2: That her name was honey, Honey Daniels. I heard recently.

976
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: I heard recently that part was written for Aliyah. Oh

977
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 2: I did hear that? Are you baby girl? Anyway?

978
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 3: Back to the Backham Yes, they have this oldest son

979
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 3: in Brooklyn, and twenty twenty two he got married to

980
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 3: Nicola Pelts. Nicola Pelts is the young hot daughter of

981
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: a very old billionaire. And I that it's important to

982
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 3: know that her dad's old because I feel like they

983
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 3: have like a grandpa granddaughter relationship and not like a

984
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 3: father daughter relationship.

985
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 2: Okay, do you know what I mean?

986
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 3: Like you know how like a grandpa grandma doesn't They're

987
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 3: just like impressed with whatever.

988
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: And I also feel like age aside, if the parent

989
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: is really really rich, it's always a weird relationship with.

990
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: The kids, always a weird one.

991
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 3: But I feel like specifically in comparison to like because Brooklyn,

992
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 3: because like the Beckhams are rich too. I think they

993
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 3: have expectations of their kids right because they were like

994
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 3: working class and they like made it big and they worked.

995
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 2: Was working class.

996
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: She took a boy to Yeah, remember She tried to

997
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: say she was working class in the documentary, and he

998
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: came back in with his coffee mothers.

999
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,240
Speaker 2: Girl, why are you on your line to these people

1000
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: every day? Yeah?

1001
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 3: He was like, I do think that that was like,

1002
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 3: you know, maybe there wasn't money for the rest of stuff,

1003
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 3: because you know, like dads don't spend money unreasonably.

1004
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: Girl taking a dad's Claire, when I first met you.

1005
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: When we met you, you were like, yeah, my dad has money.

1006
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna come to our show. He's gonna pay for drinks.

1007
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 2: I think I okay, pay for drinks.

1008
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's dads was pulling up to the to the show.

1009
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: The it's got to open my show. But it was

1010
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: like a begin our beginner, Yeah, first bar show. Yeah,

1011
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: and you don't put his card down.

1012
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, y'all get what yesthing that we're talking about.

1013
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 2: I'm like, was that there? Yes? He loved us.

1014
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1015
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Claire's duprise, your dad's not where.

1016
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 3: It happened to those two, I think, girl, listen, yeah,

1017
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 3: I listen to the next.

1018
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 2: They come from good homes.

1019
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 4: Right.

1020
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the language to define well defined?

1021
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: Well defined girls? Well defined? Okay, so how do we

1022
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 2: get there.

1023
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 3: I think I figure out billionaires and you guys were like,

1024
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 3: your dad one spent fifty bucks?

1025
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: Right, what do you think a couple of drinks cost?

1026
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: Anyway, So basically ever since he started dating Nick club Pelts,

1027
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 3: which they like met at a Halloween party Leo DiCaprio's

1028
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:32,879
Speaker 3: Halloween party.

1029
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 2: Actually I didn't even know what was having Halloween. Well,

1030
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 2: I guess you were invited me either we're too old no,

1031
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 2: he gloom, Yeah, we're literally we're too old. Welcome.

1032
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 3: Yes, these people were like nineteen twenty three, right, they

1033
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 3: met there, they like got engaged the next summer. Two

1034
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 3: years later they get married, and there was right out

1035
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 3: the gate, there was all this like gossip that there

1036
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 3: was beef because Victoria was supposed to make the wedding dress.

1037
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 3: She ended up wearing Valentino. People kind of asked her

1038
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 3: about it later and she goes, oh, you know, it

1039
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 3: didn't end up working out, but don't worry, Like I

1040
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 3: had a year to work with wee Valentino, So it

1041
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 3: was all good. And people were kind of like, Okay, who.

1042
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 2: Pulled the plug?

1043
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: Like, why so Victoria was supposed to make the dress,

1044
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: she probably made something real ugly.

1045
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: Well, that's a question like who pulled out on something like.

1046
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: A turtleneck billowie sleeve and she was like, I want

1047
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: to show my son boob exactly.

1048
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 3: So she was like the itelier couldn't make it, and

1049
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 3: we're like, why wouldn't I tell you be able to

1050
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 3: make a dress.

1051
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: They had an extra year anyway, so that bean. Then

1052
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 2: there was all this like gossip came.

1053
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 3: Out that Mark Anthony gifted the couple a song at

1054
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 3: the wedding, but before.

1055
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: He sang it, wait, I had, of all the people

1056
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: to gift the song, Mark Anthony because he's friends with

1057
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: the Beckhams.

1058
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 3: Mark Anthony goes, Brooklyn Beckham, come up, I want to

1059
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 3: sing a song, and I want to invite up the

1060
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 3: most beautiful woman in the whole room, Victoria Beckham. So

1061
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 3: the rumor was that this was so upsetting to Nikola

1062
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 3: that she ran out of the room and nobody comforted

1063
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,280
Speaker 3: her except for her silas and her makeup artist.

1064
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 2: Well, the makeupartist had to be here.

1065
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: She the mega Barton had to be there to be

1066
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: like also, it's like it's Victoria Beckham, Like she.

1067
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: Is in the room, she is beautiful. Do we want

1068
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 2: to lie on a wedding.

1069
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: No, but now so so he sang the Mother Sun Dance.

1070
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 3: So okay, So that was this is the gossip us

1071
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 3: coming out. They were all on damage cordntrol like, no,

1072
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 3: we love each other with such a great wedding. They're

1073
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: saying good things. They keep showing up at each other's events.

1074
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 3: Nicola Peltz is wearing Victoria Beckham to her like premiere

1075
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 3: like it seems like it's going okay, but people can

1076
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 3: tell that there's weird thing. Summary sure it all comes down.

1077
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 3: So last May was David Beckham's fiftieth birthday party.

1078
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 2: He had just fifty.

1079
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 3: Do you see why I have to get the practical

1080
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 3: Do you see where I have to get fracks and

1081
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 3: what I can?

1082
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 2: Just you think he looks way older or you feel

1083
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 2: like he should.

1084
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: I mean just I feel like he's older than fifty.

1085
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: But to be fair, he's in the sun.

1086
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: A lot of professional athletes pop at like seventeen eighteen,

1087
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: so he had.

1088
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: He would have.

1089
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 3: They got married at like twenty two, so like they

1090
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 3: have been in the public eye for thirty years now.

1091
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 2: And no no offense to British. Y'all know how you age?

1092
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 2: You know is a beige paper bag. Okay, okay, he's

1093
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 2: playing soccer in the sun.

1094
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's middle of the day, ninety minutes, but

1095
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 3: there's no sun in London. Yeah, that's what Actually, it

1096
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 3: goes through the clouds in it multipus scar. That's when

1097
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 3: you get the most burnt on a cloudy.

1098
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 2: And this is before people were in sun block every day.

1099
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 2: He worked in La.

1100
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: He was in LA for a bit and he was

1101
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: probably like, don't to get like tan, you know, their

1102
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: vacation night.

1103
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1104
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 3: Anyway, so he turned fifty. He had a week of

1105
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 3: celebrations in LA, in London, Miami. Oh, Brooklyn Nicola were

1106
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 3: at none of them. They did not do any Instagram posts.

1107
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 3: Apparently he did, like he did this boys trip for

1108
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 3: his fiftieth with his other two kids. Brooklyn wasn't there.

1109
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 3: People are like noticing that Brooklyn's absence. One week later

1110
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 3: on Instagram, Brooklyn posts a one year anniversary for Nikola's Nona.

1111
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 2: He's like, I missed you. She's been dead for a year.

1112
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I just be like a one year in a

1113
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 3: versary post for somebody else's dead grandma when you didn't

1114
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,479
Speaker 3: even acknowledge your own dad.

1115
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, so could there's beef?

1116
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 3: Oh?

1117
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 2: I mean dad is a lot. It's like you've been

1118
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 2: in the live for fifty years Nona died. Yeah, but

1119
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 2: you don't really know anybody. I knew don yo, but

1120
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 2: some people's nonas some people grandma's yo.

1121
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: You have that connection, you just know, like ether is

1122
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: the cooking or it is the whispering orny.

1123
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 2: I hear you. But he has a stronger connection with

1124
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: his dad. Maybe not. You don't know that, lady.

1125
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure he I'm sure he spent many times with Donah.

1126
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 2: At least the die had been married.

1127
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: They got married what year this was like the year

1128
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: before right, and they have been against for like two

1129
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: years before that that lafe and it was COVID.

1130
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: So if you're hanging out with the nonah was kind

1131
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 3: of response exactly, and they are irresponsible.

1132
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: So I believe that this is true, no masking, all

1133
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: take the true, this is true, go it back.

1134
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 3: So then in August of twenty twenty five, they renew

1135
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 3: their vows after three years at her parents' house and

1136
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 3: say this was like the wedding of our dreams.

1137
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 2: Her family's there, his family is not. Who sings the songs,

1138
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: not more. Don't even find out.

1139
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 3: We don't even and find out they had music.

1140
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: He was doing a SpongeBob. I don't even know how

1141
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 2: it goes.

1142
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 3: It's the sixth Spice girl, I spice, yeah, you know,

1143
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 3: sights in the wound. So then in like November, actually

1144
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 3: David Beckham became a night he was knighted by the

1145
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 3: Queen or by the king or whoever. David Beckle he

1146
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 3: doesn't show up to that either. The very next day

1147
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 3: they fly to London to do a Montcleur ad.

1148
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 2: What else money? Oh, I know Montclair hit him off.

1149
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, but you're in town anyway. If you're in

1150
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: town anyway, you go say hi to your dad. He

1151
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: might have been prepping Montclair. They probably had a lot

1152
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: of you know, words on the paper.

1153
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 2: There's no words. It's an ad literally something. It's a

1154
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 2: print had.

1155
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 3: He doesn't even need hair and makeup, and.

1156
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 2: He had his hood up photo. He's like, yeah, they're

1157
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: in a he doesn't even have to work out. We

1158
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 2: need to make sure we put the Montclair ad in

1159
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 2: the dome.

1160
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: Okay, hopefully it comes out in time. Okay, oh this

1161
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 1: is already out.

1162
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 2: It's winter time. I'm sure, it's that they've had to

1163
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 2: sell coats by now.

1164
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 3: Okay anyway, so things like really come to a eat.

1165
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 3: In December, people notice that Posh and David Beckham have

1166
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 3: unfollowed Brooklyn on Instagram.

1167
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 2: People make a big stir about it.

1168
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: One of the other sons posts his Instagram and goes,

1169
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 3: my parents would never unfollow their own son.

1170
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 2: We've all been blocked. We've all been blocked. The kids

1171
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 2: are blocked.

1172
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooklyn had blocked everyone in this family. Oh, which

1173
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 3: made it look like they had followed.

1174
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 2: That does happen when you blocked, you guys are unfollowed.

1175
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 2: So then it comes out he obviously told the press.

1176
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 3: It comes out that in August he had sent his

1177
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 3: parents a cease and desist and said you may only

1178
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 3: contact me via our lawyers, and you may not contact

1179
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 3: me in public. And his mom apparently in December, had

1180
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 3: liked one of his Instagram reels where he was cooking

1181
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 3: a turkey, only had seventeen thousand views.

1182
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 2: I said, you needed the help. So because she liked

1183
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 2: his posts, he blocked them. Yeah, he said, you won't

1184
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: listen to me. I've insisted that you.

1185
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: Guys only having Braddy rich boy. So it's giving that.

1186
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 3: So the then he came out and he did six

1187
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 3: posts about how his parents are horrible narcissist all they

1188
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 3: care about his money, Like before the wedding, they made

1189
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 3: him like right away his rights to his own last name,

1190
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 3: which was going to affect him and his family, and

1191
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: like their income, which is like, of course, Jean, true.

1192
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 2: Right away his rights. Yeah, I don't even know what

1193
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 2: that means.

1194
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 3: But then he's saying that it's true that the mom

1195
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 3: pulled the plug on the dress.

1196
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 2: He called it like with the days to go.

1197
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 3: They have said themselves they spent a year working with

1198
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 3: Valentino on the new dress, so it couldn't have been days.

1199
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 3: He also then says that it's true that Mark Antheliny

1200
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 3: humiliated his wife and ruined their wedding because his mom

1201
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 3: stole their first dance and danced on him inappropriately at

1202
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 3: their wedding and it made him really uncomfortable. Short like

1203
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 3: spice Girl, like two platform. It was a slip dress.

1204
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 3: But people are like, what do you mean she danced

1205
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 3: on you inappropriately. Also, people are putting out that in

1206
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 3: their Vogue article they did have a first dance to

1207
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 3: an Elvis song.

1208
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 2: And the mom is so the mom got two songs. Well,

1209
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 2: they're saying no, no, no, they're saying they had a first dance.

1210
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 3: Okay, so they're suggesting that he's kind of exaggerating by fibbing.

1211
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 1: Well, in most weddings, there's a there's the first dance

1212
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: for the bride and groom.

1213
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 2: There's a mother son dance, and there's a father daughter dance.

1214
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 1: So and I don't see Victoria Beckham twerking at a wedding.

1215
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: Yes, I see her a.

1216
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 3: Lot online, so you can see it, and it's definitely

1217
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 3: not It's like, you know, is the shimmy an the

1218
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 3: old woman, right shimmy exactly? But like you know, when

1219
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 3: they're so skinny, they're all bones, and the bones are

1220
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 3: rattling wine. It's very clickie, like you can see the

1221
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 3: elbows clicking. So anyway, but so that's what's come out,

1222
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 3: and now everybody was like, oh my god, they're so awful.

1223
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 3: It's true, they've been like terrorizing this couple. A lot

1224
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 3: of people are saying this is just like a brody,

1225
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 3: entitled boy. I feel like there has to be a

1226
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 3: middle ground where everybody in this is like a fucking

1227
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 3: psycho narcissist. My theory has always been he is like

1228
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 3: considered the loser. He tried to be a photographer. Everyone

1229
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 3: laughed at him.

1230
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a photography book that his parents. He's trying

1231
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 2: to be a chef. That sucks.

1232
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: He's trying to be at fass entrepreneur, salse entrepreneur. It's

1233
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 1: giving Rob Pardashian selling socks.

1234
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1235
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: Sure, And the thing is is like now, it's like,

1236
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: what are you doing with yourself? It sounds like y'all

1237
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: got a lot of free time. It seems like everybody

1238
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: needs to get in a field and get a job.

1239
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 2: It sounds like he's shoved. So only he changed his

1240
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 2: last name to his his Way, so then he shook

1241
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 2: each other'sla same. Their names are Pelts Beckham.

1242
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 3: So here's my theory is that in that family, he's

1243
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 3: really embarrassed because his parents are obviously super successful and

1244
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 3: he like obviously has a lot of money because of them,

1245
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 3: and he wants to do his own thing and it

1246
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 3: keeps failing, and they keep trying to be like, we'll

1247
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 3: just do our things. Our thing works, and he's like

1248
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 3: really resentful of that. My theory is in her family

1249
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 3: because she has this old ass billionaire dad. He's kind

1250
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 3: of like, well, why would you have a job. We're

1251
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 3: billionaires already. And I think he has that old man

1252
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 3: perspective of he's like he's like eighty six or something.

1253
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 3: And so every time when Brooklyn goes I'm a hot

1254
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 3: sauce entrepreneur, he's like, wow, good job song, Like you

1255
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 3: know what I mean. I wonder if he doesn't even care.

1256
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 2: It's just like I just every time I hear stories

1257
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,720
Speaker 2: like this, I'm like, what was my mother doing?

1258
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: It's like a girl, get out there a man, or

1259
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: make it so that when I come out the womb,

1260
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm set up.

1261
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 2: You know that pad Ma Lashman's daughter, Yeah, yeah, we know.

1262
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,919
Speaker 2: She's beautiful.

1263
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: You know she didn't know who the baby Doddy was,

1264
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: and it was between two billionaires and I love that.

1265
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: And she did it so that one of the billionaires

1266
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: end up being the dad, but the other billionaire was like,

1267
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: you know, I like you both so much that I'm

1268
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: going to give her a trust to and then died

1269
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: and left her money.

1270
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 2: Died, Yeah, to be that. When you want information my memoir,

1271
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 2: I read her book.

1272
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: Oh you read the book, that's right, that mess down

1273
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: and do you know we need you on mess Mama

1274
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: shoots you a tip.

1275
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need pad on here. Tell her to bring

1276
00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 2: miss bring us.

1277
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: So what's those potato things that she made? Oh you

1278
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: know I'm talking about Yeah, they're so good that or

1279
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: one of the pasta dishes that she has made.

1280
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 2: Have her come on you guys eating dinner with Pamela.

1281
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: Yes we are. You go to her house for the after.

1282
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: What she's doing a white sauce and red sauce she's

1283
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 1: giving you.

1284
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 2: I don't well shell she'll do like a fundraiser comedy show.

1285
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: And it's been like me, Marie Larry Owens.

1286
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 2: I noticing, I'm noticing a pattern. Maybe I'm not invited.

1287
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 2: Your Palett can't handle spice. Yeah, I've been working up

1288
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 2: to it.

1289
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, We'll go to her, go to her house and

1290
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 1: then she's like pulling everything out of the refrigerator, out

1291
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: of the cabinet.

1292
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 2: She's a great host, great host, honestly phenomenal. Some some

1293
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 2: people tell you to come.

1294
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: Over, and then some people are like, no, you're you're over,

1295
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: you're here. When you're here, you're here your family. Wow.

1296
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 3: Try to get into that family though, because there's like

1297
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 3: multiple streams of billions.

1298
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's gonna work.

1299
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: I feel like if I'm going to be with a billionaire,

1300
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: he gonna be old as hell to her too, right.

1301
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I'll put a pin in it.

1302
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 2: I just don't understand Brooklyn.

1303
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 1: I don't I don't get him, you know, And obviously

1304
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't get him, and they don't

1305
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: have to get him in it. That's the thing is like, hey, sir,

1306
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: you want to make a thing for yourself. That's ego,

1307
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 1: that's like what is the actual need? Like is it financial?

1308
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: Do you have shelter?

1309
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 2: Do you have food?

1310
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: You you obviously have somebody who loves you. What is

1311
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: this extra curriculum ship that you're talking about? Like, you

1312
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: don't need to be a photographer. No, you don't need

1313
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,399
Speaker 1: to be a chef. What is your passion? He's just

1314
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: trying all.

1315
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 3: Passions, right, He's not good at any of this. Yeah,

1316
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 3: but you don't have to be good for it to

1317
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 3: be a passion. Look at men in sports.

1318
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 2: Claire, you tearing them up?

1319
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:56,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, you saying menace? But like professional athletes. No, if

1320
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 1: you ask men like what's your hobby?

1321
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 2: But I love sports? Oh? Right, here.

1322
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: What you're saying, you're about fans, yeah, spectators, Yeah, oh yeah,

1323
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: because they have a like fantasy football, which is or

1324
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,399
Speaker 1: play pick up you know what I mean?

1325
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 2: What's that pickup basketball? You pick up a ball and you're.

1326
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 1: Like, what kind of lesbian pick up are you? What

1327
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying what jacks? They bouncing the ball and jacks

1328
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: l O L. We're gonna put a pin in that.

1329
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 2: We're gonna put a in that. I don't know.

1330
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: It just sounds like rich bored, uh, spoiled kid whose

1331
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: parents gave him everything and now he's with somebody Richard

1332
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 1: and his parents and she's in his ear like your

1333
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,399
Speaker 1: mom's really mean to me, and he's like.

1334
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 3: She's kind of as with an accent in Brooklyn.

1335
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 2: She's quite county. She's a bit of a clump, bit

1336
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 2: of a cut. But the thing is is like if

1337
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 2: you have.

1338
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: A famous mom, famous mom who's been famous for a

1339
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: long time, it's like, hey, babe, you're not going to

1340
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: slide in here and be her best friend.

1341
00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 2: That's just what it is.

1342
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: It's like if if my mother was Diana Ross and

1343
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: then my girlfriend was like I'm trying to be cool, it's.

1344
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 2: Are you talking about Ashley Simpson.

1345
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 1: Actually Simpson pieces pieces me and that, you know, they

1346
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: go to her in Vegas. They were you know, Tracy

1347
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: was there the family, but Diana was not there.

1348
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 2: Good for her. I can't believe, actually Simpson really feel

1349
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 2: infiltrated that family for real. Yeah, they're still going strong. Yes,

1350
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 2: they have a beautiful daughter love, I believe.

1351
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: But that's the thing when like when you're with famous

1352
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: people or people with like privilege, it's just like it's

1353
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: a different world that people are finding love in all

1354
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: situations and their head is sometimes it's sometimes pure and

1355
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 1: then sometimes it's clouded. I blame boy mom's boy. Mothers

1356
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: are the reason why boys are the.

1357
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 2: Way they are. You know, he's the first, he's her

1358
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 2: first son.

1359
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 1: She they were probably spoiling the hell out Oh our

1360
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: precious seeks perfect.

1361
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 2: He's good at everything.

1362
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 1: That's why he sucks a photography. That's why he can't cook,

1363
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: that's why he can't do anything well. But they probably

1364
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: they gassed them up. They told him he was good

1365
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: at everything. They pour into him. Now he's with somebody new.

1366
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: The mom is probably like, this is my baby boy.

1367
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure Victoria Beckham has not been very nice.

1368
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 2: To the wife.

1369
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 3: I can I tell you my real belief is that

1370
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 3: it is coming from him. I believe that he feels

1371
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 3: very resentful of his family. He's had no sense because

1372
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 3: I think it sucks to feel like a loser, But

1373
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 3: what you don't think it sucks?

1374
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 2: Tom? Like, do you think he feels like people start

1375
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 2: a loser?

1376
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: And aren't they They they worked themselves up, But he

1377
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:40,479
Speaker 1: doesn't have to work.

1378
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 2: He don't have no up.

1379
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 3: And that's what I'm saying is exactly, he has like

1380
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 3: no nothing to fight like. There is no reason for

1381
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 3: him to be such a fucking failure except for that

1382
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 3: he is so devoid of talent that he like is he?

1383
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: Is?

1384
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 2: He not the cute one? Let me see? Not really?

1385
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it doesn't matter because he found it,

1386
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 3: But like, do you don't mean?

1387
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 2: I have a feeling that he.

1388
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 3: Like his parents exactly, Like he said that his parents

1389
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 3: cast him up his own life. Then he went out

1390
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 3: and tried something, and all the whole world made fun

1391
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 3: of him over and over and over again.

1392
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 2: And now he's like doesn't know where to direct his anger,

1393
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 2: so he's.

1394
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 3: Like mad at them, And then I think he's he

1395
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 3: has this double thing of being like, on the one hand,

1396
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 3: obviously he's not going to not fly private, but also

1397
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 3: he's like mad that his parents like never kept it

1398
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 3: real and like are so coddly real exactly.

1399
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 2: But I think he's like, you don't want this light

1400
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 2: but look and sound a millionaire you don't want. But

1401
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 2: he couldn't have been mad at that.

1402
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: He wasn't really mad at them because he stayed under

1403
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: their room. But that's he got married. Jaden Smith was like,

1404
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm out, he got his own house. He was like fourth,

1405
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 1: he took that karate kid coin and moved out a

1406
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,919
Speaker 1: wheel in Jada's house.

1407
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 3: And that's why I don't think he's really mad. That's

1408
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 3: why don't think about Nickel. I don't think he's really

1409
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 3: mad at them. I think he's mad at himself and

1410
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 3: he's blaming them.

1411
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 2: Baby, you got to talk to that lady. You gotta go.

1412
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: You whatever couch and it's a real and sure it's

1413
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: a real nice couch. It's not like some joy joy

1414
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: bird or whatever that's pretty.

1415
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 2: Nice dragon drons or be careful, drop crude, that's crazy.

1416
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:10,919
Speaker 2: Send you now spent many of them like it's west Ham.

1417
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 2: You got a nerve. I can't couch. I'm like, yeah,

1418
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 2: you don't want no joy bird. That's crazy.

1419
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: Okay, this will relate it back to you. I mean,

1420
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: how are you with your uh mother in law? Did

1421
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: y'all y'all hate it off? Yeah?

1422
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 2: I really like her.

1423
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 3: Actually they're very supportive of the comedy and stuff. They're great, Like,

1424
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 3: they actually are really great.

1425
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 2: So I'm like cool.

1426
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 1: Then they also live in Canada, so I feel like

1427
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: I see.

1428
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 2: Canadians are chill.

1429
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: They're just like okay, oh roy, Yeah.

1430
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 2: I feel like that because like my husband like pouteene.

1431
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, pute. Yes, Brooklyn Beckham is twenty six years old.

1432
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 1: He's gonna be he's gonna be an idiot. He's he

1433
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: truly doesn't.

1434
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 2: Know you know who she dated before him, So she's

1435
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 2: got like a type. Oh I do know who they are,

1436
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 2: the Hadid brother.

1437
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: She loves, like the loser brother of a famous family.

1438
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: For me, these people were eating it up on TikTok.

1439
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god. And first of all, when

1440
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: anybody's putting words on the text on a black screen,

1441
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna reading it.

1442
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 2: I'm not reading this. I hold my finger down to read.

1443
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: I'm not that interested, Like sir, if you don't prop

1444
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: your phone up and do a front facing video like everyone,

1445
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: Oh you want to be amongst the people, get your

1446
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: ass online and do the work.

1447
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 3: I think I can read faster than they can deliver,

1448
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 3: because you start letting these people talk and they really

1449
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 3: start like, you know, giving themselves like side parts, and

1450
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 3: they're they're explaining that.

1451
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 2: I feel like, get there and I'll do it. I

1452
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 2: don't want to.

1453
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: I don't want these words, and because it's always bullshit

1454
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 1: and it's like who helped you with this? You got

1455
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: like a team and like seven other people telling you

1456
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: will move that word around? No, no, no, I don't

1457
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: want to say I think that. I'm like, yeah, what

1458
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 1: makes me annoyed is that people who are so wrapped

1459
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: up in this not you, because you're you're coming here

1460
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: with the mess people.

1461
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 2: This is your job. Yeah, this is your job. You're

1462
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 2: obviously boots on the ground journalism.

1463
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: But I just think that the people who care, it's like,

1464
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: how could you care about no offense? I don't know

1465
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: if he listens to mess Brooklyn Beckham, if he is

1466
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: the loser they all claim he is. Y'all are so

1467
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: pressed Benini about everything that he wrote and dissecting it

1468
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 1: and doing the videos and TikTok. It's like, there's so

1469
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 1: many other people who've had situations happen that people were

1470
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: not even paying them.

1471
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 3: Nonet, Can I defend that for a minute, I will say,

1472
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 3: because it's been going on for three years and clearly

1473
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 3: like stories have been leaked to the press, and then

1474
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 3: every time they do like a full on interview, they

1475
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 3: deny it.

1476
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 2: They deny it. Then they show up and have their

1477
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 2: photo and they're they're so denying it. The families like the.

1478
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 3: Beckhams, like both couples have been like no, no, we

1479
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 3: love each other, we're good, but then like they're.

1480
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 2: Not showing up at birthdays.

1481
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 3: And because it's been three years of the public being

1482
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 3: like it's something going on there, the fact that he

1483
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 3: just came out and said this is exactly why I'm mad.

1484
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 3: Actually I'm like, thank you, because people have been speculating

1485
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 3: for years, so I think there's like something kind of

1486
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 3: legit about coming out and be like, here's exactly what's

1487
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 3: going on.

1488
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 2: Here's why I'm mad at my mom. Rich people are bored.

1489
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 3: Exactly, But would you rather them tell you than just

1490
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 3: like tell me about your problem is tell me yours.

1491
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 2: That's the premise of your podcast, tell me your mess. Yes, yes, yes,

1492
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 2: but we haven't had people. If Victoria Beck even want

1493
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 2: to come on the pod, let's go. But he Victoria,

1494
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 2: tell us what you want, what you really really want.

1495
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: But the good thing about here for it like mess

1496
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 1: is like this is of the people. This is like

1497
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: small mess, but some big mess. But like mess, don't

1498
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: you don't know? Sometimes people are talking about we don't

1499
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: know them, so there's that illusion of like how messy

1500
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: is this? But these people who have money and publicism say,

1501
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: you ain't got none else better to.

1502
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 2: Do with's your time? I don't know. It's just like,

1503
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 2: well he doesn't he don't have a job. I'm saying

1504
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 2: he has a hot sauce entrepreneur. What does that mean?

1505
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: Should we try his hot sauce on mess? I don't

1506
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: think i've ever seen it all hot one.

1507
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 3: No, I don't think it's out in stores maybe, but

1508
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 3: it's definitely like if you google him, that's how he

1509
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 3: calls himself girl.

1510
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 1: All I know as I saw some uh like previews

1511
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: from his photography book, and the captions are bad.

1512
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 2: The photos are bad. It's all bad.

1513
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: His parents invited top Vogue people and like people from

1514
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: all these top magazines to like support his book release.

1515
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 2: And it's just like, you get, this is why I

1516
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 2: don't have kids. You giving. You give to these children

1517
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 2: and they can still grow up and be asshole. But

1518
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 2: I feel like it's in autouriate to give that much,

1519
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I am like, if you

1520
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 2: got it.

1521
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 3: I think, if your son sucks at photography, don't invite

1522
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 3: the top photography judgers in the world to come, like

1523
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,440
Speaker 3: tell him he's asked to his face, like let him

1524
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 3: do a little party with this, like you know, I

1525
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 3: let him post on Facebook face No, I think, let

1526
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 3: him do a carousel.

1527
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 2: Twenty slid. I disagree.

1528
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 1: And that's why we're different than the people who have,

1529
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 1: you know, access and wealth and all this other stuff.

1530
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 1: We're too busy, like this gotta be good. I have

1531
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: to work hard. I have to follow these fucking rules.

1532
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: These people are not following any rules.

1533
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 2: They're doing whatever the hell they want.

1534
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, I want everybody and name, I'm

1535
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 1: going to come see my boy. And that's and that's

1536
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 1: how they pushed themselves up to the top and these

1537
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 1: people are not really what do you call what's the

1538
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 1: word talented?

1539
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 2: Not talented? They're qualified, qualified.

1540
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 1: Qualified, They're not qualified. There's so many people who have

1541
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: jobs and be like, how did you get here? Because

1542
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: people have been stifling them through and pushing them up

1543
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: and be like they are the best, They're amazing, their

1544
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: work is great. Okay, I got a new theory. I

1545
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 1: got a new theory about what's happening. Maybe the problem

1546
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 1: is not with the mom, it's with the dad. World

1547
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 1: famous soccer player son can't play soccer.

1548
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 2: The problem like he clearly earned it, you know what

1549
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 2: I mean?

1550
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: I think he's like embarrassed now that he can't earn

1551
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 1: anything yet, And I think he's blaming his parents for

1552
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: being like, I can't earn anything because you gave it

1553
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 1: to me, when really the problem is he can't earn

1554
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: anything because he hasn't.

1555
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It was, yeah, you

1556
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 2: don't want it bad? He ain't got that. But he

1557
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 2: don't even know.

1558
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 1: But he don't have the dog in him. He was

1559
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:00,919
Speaker 1: born with a silver spoon in his mouth. But look

1560
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: at look at giving me everything? Why would I want

1561
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 1: to work for something? Hold on, I know I could

1562
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 1: be speaking out a term. But wasn't Lebron James his

1563
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: his son. People taking his son all they do, but

1564
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 1: he's still doing the work because dad got him on

1565
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: the basketball team. Yeah, but isn't he doing better? Man

1566
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: in the room, he said, no, I don't want to say.

1567
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 2: Sidney five minutes ago didn't know about pickings rebounds. This year,

1568
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 2: he's rebounding really well. Rebounding. We thought about, I'm talking.

1569
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 2: We talked about is he good? Is he? Is he better?

1570
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 2: He got better than It takes time.

1571
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes he's on a professional basketball team. There's some people

1572
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: should have been great. No, but there's some people on

1573
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 1: the team. We don't even know their names and their.

1574
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 2: Dads are not famous. sEH Curry, his name is Lebron

1575
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 2: and then he named his son James. You would do

1576
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 2: some ship like that. I'm like, come a city city.

1577
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: Watering City, Washington City, and city city, Come here city?

1578
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 2: I love you? Is it city like citties?

1579
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:13,919
Speaker 1: I don't know the way people spell my name wrong.

1580
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 1: Still to this day, it doesn't even matter. You should

1581
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,600
Speaker 1: change it? What should change it to a different spelling.

1582
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I e cy d I do

1583
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 1: you want to leave?

1584
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 2: Are you ready to go? Are you ready to wrap up?

1585
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 2: Every time? To wrap it up? Actually we do want

1586
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 2: to go?

1587
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, Claire, Yo, Honestly, I'm so glad that you

1588
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 1: came here because I was like, how could you do

1589
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 1: a like a long form podcast about these, you know,

1590
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,120
Speaker 1: celebrity memoirs. But it's it's your you find a way

1591
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 1: to make everything interesting because I did not give a

1592
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 1: damn about this Brooklyn Beckham scenario or whatever fiasco?

1593
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 2: Are you really you provided?

1594
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 3: I appreciate it, Thank you so much. I don't even

1595
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 3: do the memoirs anymore. We actually changed podcasts, so if

1596
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 3: you don't know that memoirs no more, oh ya, it's

1597
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 3: called good Noticing. It's more like a almost like a magazine.

1598
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 3: We do like six or seven topics and I'll be

1599
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 3: everything from like the Beckhams to like I ran to

1600
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 3: like this week we interviewed someone from the A C.

1601
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 2: L U about didn't you have a premiere for that? Yeah?

1602
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 2: We didn't get invited.

1603
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 3: It's crazy, which you have come.

1604
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 2: We live. We love a gallop.

1605
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know I'm coming out with my special you

1606
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,240
Speaker 3: got if if I got like a premiere party.

1607
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 2: You guys want to come absolutely, it's gonna be your

1608
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 2: dad going to be there. No, if he's not gonna

1609
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 2: be there, I don't think I would.

1610
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 1: Jerry Jerry, Jerry Jerry was cool at the Bomb'm telling you.

1611
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 1: He was like and that's why his hand, that's why

1612
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,080
Speaker 1: he's not going to be at the premiere ties.

1613
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 2: His nade did not city. Now, what's the best celebrity

1614
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 2: memoir you've ever read? Viewers before we get okay, I'll

1615
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 2: give like five Okay, okay, So I just saw my face.

1616
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 2: I'm like it sent a huge face.

1617
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you got Okay, I'm gonna go crying. And

1618
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 3: h Mart is really good by Michelle Zowner. She's kind

1619
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 3: of like a musician, like an indie musician, but because

1620
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 3: of that, she's actually a really good writer.

1621
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:03,759
Speaker 2: It's really interesting.

1622
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:07,120
Speaker 3: She's like it talks about her like mom dying of cancer,

1623
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,719
Speaker 3: even though they like fought a lot through food.

1624
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 2: So that's good.

1625
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 3: Ela Davis is really good. Isla Davis, I say, Elvira

1626
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:17,240
Speaker 3: is really good. She became a lesbian at seventy eight.

1627
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's always time, Mabe. She became al. She was

1628
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 2: like hanging out gay people her whole life.

1629
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 3: She was fully married and she tried to do a

1630
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 3: comeback in her like late fifties or something. The movie

1631
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,559
Speaker 3: flopped and they went bankrupt. Her husband left her over it.

1632
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:31,680
Speaker 3: She was like, what am I gonna do?

1633
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,559
Speaker 2: She goes to the gym. Day one. She's at the gym.

1634
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 3: A lesbian is like, can I listen to this? She goes, yeah,

1635
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 3: we can hang out, but I'm not gay. She keeps going,

1636
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 3: I'm not gay.

1637
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 2: She goes.

1638
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 3: Within six months, my trainer was living with me, but

1639
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 3: in a that gay way. And then she finally goes,

1640
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 3: you know what, we had sex and turned out I

1641
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:44,560
Speaker 3: was gay.

1642
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 2: Within six months, my trainer was I think.

1643
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 3: It might have been sooner, Like she showed up to

1644
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:52,679
Speaker 3: fix something and never moved out.

1645
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 2: Yeah you have it, Audie Hall. Yeah, well but I'm saying,

1646
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,759
Speaker 2: like a light bulb is loose and you now you live, Marie.

1647
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 2: You don't remember how I was with Adrian.

1648
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 1: I got I had a little accident, and then she

1649
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,640
Speaker 1: came to the hospital took care of me, and then

1650
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 1: I stayed at her house and then I never went home.

1651
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 2: I do remember that. It just happens. Yeah, that's what

1652
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,560
Speaker 2: the trainer. Why is the trainer fixing stuff at the

1653
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 2: house exactly, because you know, people subconsciously are doing things,

1654
01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

1655
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:22,920
Speaker 3: Okay, so elviral like, I'm not gay, but this really

1656
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,160
Speaker 3: jacked woman at the gym.

1657
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 2: I bet she could fix my light bulb.

1658
01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: And that man left her and she said, I guess

1659
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,719
Speaker 1: that's it.

1660
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,719
Speaker 2: Come fix this loose table lege she said. She said,

1661
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,680
Speaker 2: you know, I'm rock bottom. I think I get some

1662
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 2: coochie now. And then you know who also say, Jeanette macurty,

1663
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 2: is I'm glad my mom died. Oh God?

1664
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 1: It's easy read, yeah, but it's fucked up.

1665
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,559
Speaker 2: Quick and easy read. Yeah, I don't even know what

1666
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 2: that means. Quick and easy. In twenty twenty six, gon

1667
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 2: do quick and easy.

1668
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: Read reading his heart. I'll listen to the audiobook. And

1669
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,360
Speaker 1: then what was the number one you said that was for?

1670
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 3: I think I think I did crying in h Mart,

1671
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 3: Viola Davis, Molly Shannon, Elvira and ah, yeah, Molly Shannon's

1672
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 3: is crazy?

1673
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 2: Is that? Yees star? Yeah?

1674
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 3: But you know what's good about hers? Comedians always try

1675
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,320
Speaker 3: to be funny. They always just like make their memoir

1676
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 3: like basically their stand up set, but written now, and

1677
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,600
Speaker 3: it kind of ages poorly, but hers is just like

1678
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 3: a dad ass memory because she had crazy shit happened

1679
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,960
Speaker 3: to her, Like when she was a baby, her dad

1680
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,400
Speaker 3: drunk drived and killed her mom and her two siblings,

1681
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 3: and so like obviously he was kind of sucked up.

1682
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 2: Was she in the car?

1683
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:26,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's got a survivor's remorse, Yeah, kind of.

1684
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 3: And then there's like this whole like crazy thing that

1685
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 3: and she didn't even get on TV till she was

1686
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 3: like thirty thirty five. And then she got married like

1687
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 3: in her forties to a guy ten years younger, and

1688
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,280
Speaker 3: had always might have to read this book.

1689
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:36,640
Speaker 1: You know.

1690
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 2: We have a little book book club.

1691
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 1: We're starting Metayny, Marie and Amina, and we started with

1692
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: the self help book because of me, but I think

1693
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,800
Speaker 1: we're going to move on to something else.

1694
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 2: This could be in the they we're doing a black

1695
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 2: book for February. Sidney You're Not is really good.

1696
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: I saw the doctor. She had like a Netflix stock

1697
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: about her life and it.

1698
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 2: Was Gabrielle Unions was really good. Oh she has too.

1699
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 2: She's like funny and cute, cool memoirs. Gabrielle Union. Oh

1700
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 2: yeah she does. She's got essays. Yeah, they're good. They're

1701
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 2: actually really good. Wow, Claire, you are reading an ass beat. True.

1702
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:08,720
Speaker 1: I read two hundred and fifty sell re memoors you

1703
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:12,400
Speaker 1: deserve every time and any you got, you did it?

1704
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:16,400
Speaker 1: Now why switched to a Magazine'm not with they're reading.

1705
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 2: We're doing horoscopes tonight. Sure, all right, Well thank you

1706
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:25,040
Speaker 2: for being here. Is there anything that you feel like

1707
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,559
Speaker 2: you need to leave? The people? Yeah? I mean from

1708
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 2: somebody who's you been caught out there are saying too much?

1709
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 2: Do you have any Just what.

1710
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,920
Speaker 1: I say, I don't mean any elbow and a lot

1711
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,760
Speaker 1: of those times I'm talking shit, I don't even mean it.

1712
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,679
Speaker 3: It just came up and like I think I'm worse.

1713
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,839
Speaker 3: I think I'm worse and then plug Plug. Your especial

1714
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 3: comes out February thirteenth for Gallentine's Day. It's called Claire

1715
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 3: Procker thirty two. It's about thinking about having a baby.

1716
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 3: It's about literally like not getting botox and being the

1717
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:48,840
Speaker 3: oldest person on the Internet and having gen Z call

1718
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:50,799
Speaker 3: you ugly all the time, oldest person.

1719
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,920
Speaker 2: On the Internet. You're about to turn thirty two. No,

1720
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 2: I now I'm thirty three.

1721
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's about I filmed it when I was

1722
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:57,559
Speaker 3: thirty two, and it was about the year I was

1723
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 3: thirty two.

1724
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,760
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's my experience being thirty to literally the

1725
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,640
Speaker 2: oldest person.

1726
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 3: Listen, there means to me, but I'm the oldest person

1727
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 3: they have access in our means to.

1728
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, y'all get ready to watch that special. We

1729
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:11,439
Speaker 2: can't wait.

1730
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,880
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're watching this, hopefully you're having an energy.

1731
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 2: Tonight and I'm not invited, and that's what I deserve. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm not. Yeah, Thanks Claire. Bye.

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Speaker 2: Sydney Washington and Marie Foston.

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